Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Salubrious Rex]

Just thinking about all those early humans who came to the river to drink, swallowed it wrong and choked to death.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

teehehee "vanish me poopums"

[GirlKisser420]

How much do eyeballs grow. How do eyeballs grow

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

How much do eyeballs grow. How do eyeballs grow

I saw it with progressively increasing clarity on the news this mroing

[Turtle]

thinking about the word "anymore" and how anymore people just use it in wild ass ways, just dropping it into the middle of a sentence like it belongs there.

[Shell Game]

thinking about the word "anymore" and how anymore people just use it in wild ass ways, just dropping it into the middle of a sentence like it belongs there.

quoth the tuttle, "anymore!"

[auaurorau]

the boring part about "learn to crawl before you run" is that no one wants to crawl

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Renowned mystery author Lawrence Block looks like Dr. Phil. Pretty funny if you ask me:

[Salubrious Rex]

Renowned mystery author Lawrence Block looks like Dr. Phil. Pretty funny if you ask me:

He looks like Dr. Phil's shady younger brother who he doesn't like to talk about.

[A Meat]

If the sphinx was built nowadays it would be a dragon

[auaurorau]

hate it when lecturers turn off reactions on zoom so i can't send them the clap emoji whenever i want

[A Meat]

ASMR but put through a fuzzbox and a wahwah pedal

[GirlKisser420]

Bizarro super man has to be gay because regular superman has a girlfriend

[Cheapskate]

Renowned mystery author Lawrence Block looks like Dr. Phil. Pretty funny if you ask me:

I’m Dr. Phil. Therapist. Dreamweaver.

[A Meat]

Hey, I just met you, and this is Crazy, so here's his number, so call him maybe