Since the
snippet of my old Hamtaro fanfiction was getting pretty bulby, I figured it might be fun to share the rest of the story. Unfortunately, the story is the last of an epic that I had written with a friend, and when I first tried to include every piece in the canon it was too long to be one post. Instead, I'll try to do a brief summary of what was included so it can maybe make a little more sense.
Story one: Hamtaro is late on his way home from the clubhouse, and Laura (his owner) catches him. To punish him and prevent him from running away again, she makes a metal leash/bracelet so he will forever be chained to her hand. Unfortunately, this is during a thunderstorm and the power goes out, which somehow turns Laura into a hamster. This is irreversible. She is okay with this. The story in question was written by a friend, not me, but a hamster version of Laura would be a constant character in our stories.
Story two: I write my own OC hamster and her owner into a story. They are inexplicably Irish.
Story three: My friend writes her OC hamster and owner into the same story. They are sisters to my characters, but less Irish. She also pairs up our hamster OCs, because... well, you gotta.
Story four/five: A pair of stories written by me. Our OC hamsters (and Oxnard) are late on their way home from the clubhouse. All of their owners are having a sleepover, and all of them catch their escaped hamsters and respond by crafting metal leashes. While they decide to draw their hamsters, a power outage occurs and now three more humans are hamsters. Again, they are all okay with this.
And, with all of that exposition out of the way, here it is. News Flash! New ham-ham! (Not NSFW, but long)
NSFW content. Click to show.Part 1: The Field Trip
Oxnard: Great field trip Hamtaro! You always have good ideas.
Hamtaro had taken all the hamsters to the town. Soon he noticed Annelise looking at a poster.
Annelise: Ummm…. Guys you may want to take a look at this.
Amber: What is it?
Dexter: Let’s take a look of it, shall we?
Kana: Uhhhhhhhh……
Laura:Hmmmmm…..
Biddy: Jeezzzzz
The poster said: Missing! Four Children Are Missing! Go by the names Laura Haruna, Kana Iwata, Biddy and Elizabeth Gill. Reward: 1,000 dollars. If found please contact the police. It also had a picture of each child on it.
Biddy: Ooch, they are looking for us hard are they not?
Kana: I never knew they were so worried, to go through all this trouble…
Laura: Yeah…
Annelise: A LOT of trouble.
Amber: Oh my gosh! They’re everywhere!
Hamtaro: What’s that white fluff ball right there?
Bijou: Let us zee it, no?
All the ham hams walk over to the fluff ball, witch turns out to be a white longhaired hamster. Bijou looks over the hamster.
Bijou: Are you all right?
The hamster opens its eyes.
Hamster: Bijou…..
Part 2: A Hamster in need.
Pashmina: I hope he’s all right I hope he’s all right.
Penelope: Okyuu.
Hamtaro: I think he’s fine.
They brought the hamster to the clubhouse and laid him on the bed.
Annelise: Hang on, I think I’ve seen him before!
Amber: Me too……
All Hamsters: You have?!
Annelise: Yes, I do believe I have.
Amber: But it couldn’t be.
Bijou: I think I might have zeen him too!
All of the sudden the hamster wakes up.
Hamster: Bijou! It’s you! I thought when that cat took me out I was dreaming but no! It was you!
The hamster had a sort of French accent, but not as strong as Bijou’s.
Bijou: Excuse me, but, who are you?
Hamster: Don’t you recognize me, Bijou. I’m your brother, Noatanii!
Bijou: I thought you were dead! How could you survive! How did you find me!?
Noatanii:Well, I searched every country for you. First I went to Ireland. That’s where I reonise these two lovely ladies. They took me in for the night.
Biddy: I thought you were a ghost when I woke up in the middle of the night! But I was young then.
Noatanii: But you are a human! How could you be a hamster now?
Biddy: Let’s just say believe in magic baby.
Maxwell: Actually there was a genetic reason why some humans were turned into hamsters that is because blah blah blah….
Maxwell keeps on blahing while the others ask Noatanii questions.
Noatanii: Is he always like that?
Boss: You better believe it!
Penelope: Okwee Okwee!
Noatanii: And who’s this little cutie?
Pashmina: Oh that’s Penelope!
Noatanii: Do you have any thing I can catch Krhums on?
Oxnard: Yeah, I think Annelise brought her bog lilies.
Annelise: No that was Amber.
Amber: Her yah go!
Noatanii: I am very greatful…
Maxwell: blah blah blah blah-hey is anyone listening to me?
Maxwell saw a small crowd of Dexter say I was!
Snoozer: ZuZuZuZu…you made me fallllll…asleeeeeeep…..
Noatanii: Who is that?
Bijou: You can probably guess his name!
Noatanii: Slumber, Sleeper, Hibernator, Snoozer?
Bijou: Snoozer iz correct!
Then Noatanii looked at the Former Human Ham hams
Noatanii: What were your names again?
Part 3: Noatanii’s Secret
Noatanii: You…you are the kids on the poster! They are really lookin’ for you! I must show you all something out side. And I need to tell you something Bijou.
Bijou: What iz it?
Noatanii: Come with me, all of you, out side.
The ham hams all go out side and Noatanii starts glowing. Soon, Noatanii turns into a human!
Noatanii: Bijou, I killed your brother. After that, I took it to the vet, who was a witch. She tied me to a machine, with the hamster on the other side. She put the hamsters genes in me, so I could turn into a hamster whenever I want. I also knew everything that he knew, like Bijou being his sister. Then I met all of the former Humans parents putting up the posters. I decided to help them, by putting up some posters. When I finished, I saw you coming and turned into a hamster. I started sleeping and you guys found me and showed me to the former humans. Now with my magic powers I will turn them back into humans and give them to there parents, getting myself 1,000 dollars! It’s a brilliant plan! Mwahahahahahaha!
Kana: No! I DON’T WANNA BE A HUMAN! I LIKE TALKING TO MY HAMSTER FRIENDS!
The hamsters all gather on to Noatanii, eating his hair until there was none left.
Noatanii: I’m BALD! MOMMY DADDY EVIL RODENTS! AND I’D GET AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN’T FPR YOU MEDELING KIDS! GAHHHH! MOMMY!
Noatanii started running away, and all the hamsters were happy. The End.
