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Topic: Our favorite bad movies.  (Read 46158 times)

montrith

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Our favorite bad movies.
I'm sure that quite a lot of you guys have watch MST3K/slash Rifftrax, so I can't be completely alone when I say I love cheesy movies. However, right now I'm not finding anything that really peaks my interest. That's why I want you guys to recommend me your favorite bad movie. I'll take anything really, but bad horror and black and white "moral panic" movies are my absolute favorite.

Here is something from me to you in exchange. This movie taught me that if you are a professional life-guard and you need to clear the beach as quickly and efficiently as possible, then the best method is to grab a loudhailer and screami hysterically "CLEAR THE BEACH! EVERYONE GET OUT NOW! CLEAR THE BEACH! GET OFF THE WATER OR YOU'LL DIE!". Also science about Goblin Sharks.


Here's an actual gobbo for comparison. Conservation status: least threatened.


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Our favorite bad movies. #1
Here's a collection of clips that are terrible and hilarious:



That aside, I really enjoy Fifth Element, even though its just "Die Hard In Space", its actually a pretty crappy movie but I really love watching it and it always improves my mood.

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I've watched Foodfight! like 10 times at this point

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I used to do a horrible/best of the worst movie stream so I've accrued so fucking many of thees, I'll just list my favorites by name, maybe find videos later:

Samurai Cop

Hollywood Cop

Enter the Ninja

Beastmaster 2

Future Kick

Future Fear

Kickboxer 1 and 2

Bloodfist VIII: The Hard Way Out

Ninja Terminator

The Killing of Satan

Death Bed: The Bed that Eats

Undefeatable

Cyborg Cop 1-3

Gladiator Cop

Rampage (Turkish Rambo)

Turkish Star Wars (This one was translated live by a Turkish gent, because I fucked up the subtitles.)

Surf Nazis Must Die


OrganGrinder

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Death Bed: The Bed that Eats

hold up this is actually a movie? I thought it was just a Patton Oswalt joke... Oh god.

Surf Nazis Must Die

In the same vein, there's Surf Ninjas and all 3 Three Ninjas movies.

Another terrible movie that's actually very fun (and is German), is 'Night of the Living Dorks'. I highly recommend it if you can find it.

EDIT: Had to fix the title of the German Film.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2013, 03:28:50 pm by OrganGrinder »

montrith

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Our favorite bad movies. #5
Death Bed is fucking ace. I'll check out some of those others later. It'll be an interesting change, since I don't really have much experience with bad action movies. Robovampire comes to mind, but that barely qualifies as a movie.

Fifth Element is a great movie and I will not have a word said against it. Sure it's stupid, but it's the right kind of stupid.

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Oh god I forgot about Robo Vampire.

That movie felt like an actual acid trip.

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Our favorite bad movies. #7
Off the top of my head...

The Room
Devil (The M. Night Shyamalan flick about people being locked in an elevator with the devil, for clarity)
The Last Airbender
Wild Wild West
Snake Eyes
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
House of the Dead
Rave To The Grave
Bloodrayne
Breaking Dawn Part 2 (okay, the other Twilight movies are boring-bad, but this movie is entertaining-bad. There are 12 on-screen decapitations and Kristen Stewart tackling a bad CGI cougar)
Birdemic
I have a deep, only semi-ironic appreciation for Hackers and Con Air, so they half-count.

montrith

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I'm not touching Airbender with a long stick, but Rave to the Grave sounds awesome. Birdemic and The Room are, or course, classics, and I've made all my friends watch them.

Speaking of M. Night Shyamalan, I can't convince my sister that The Happening is a really, really bad movie. "The trees are angry" gimmick is like something the forest hippie dude in Birdemic would come up with.

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Troll 2
Return of the Killer Tomatoes
Dracula 3000
REC 3
anything with Nicholas Cage

And, my all-time favorite; Australian horror-comedy Undead, an unholy combination of comets, aliens, zombies, and men punching fish.

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Fifth Element is all style over substance, and sometimes that is exactly what you are looking for.  A definite favorite.

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Mario Brothers, the movie.

For that matter, anything by Uwe Boll, though I think his take on Dungeon Siege wins.
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right now i have just finished watching The Room high as fuck.

Holy shit you guys.

Holy shit.

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montrith

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If there's one good thing to be said about the Homestuck fandom, it's that they gave us this video.