Recent Firings in San Francisco

[Lemon]

This is the quickest website I've ever built in my life.

www.firings.xyz

[EYE OF ZA]

Viddy just lost its Consulting Consultant. Sahil Woodcock is no longer drawing a $168,000 salary.

Who's gonna consult on our consulting best practices?

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Twitter is in need of a new Hug Evangelist

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

This is some amazing post-contemporary art right here.

"Kickstarter just lost its Senior Disruptivator. Niccolo Cheever is no longer drawing a $201,000 salary."

[montrith]

Quora is in need of a new L2 Support Super Saiyan. Posting says “Free Soylent” Pay starts at $91,000

[STOG]

Uber is in need of a new TechCrunch Disruptor. Posting says “Hack your job.” Pay starts at $320,000

it's like the dystopian future i'm living in just got a lex luthor type

[GirlKisser420]

Mealsquares is in need of a new Gluten Coordinator. Posting says “Kickass company needs ninjas who kick ass” Pay starts at $414,000

[Mu.]

Path celebrates “Unemployment Monday” by elminating 13% of their workforce.

[Runic]

Uber is in need of a new TechCrunch Disruptor. Posting says “Hack your job.” Pay starts at $320,000

it's like the dystopian future i'm living in just got a lex luthor type

People mock me for going on about Socialism, but isn't it obvious that we should structure our entire society so as to piss these people off as much as possible. Seriously, I think I'm onto something here.

[Lemon]

Well, your diatribes about Socialism certainly dam this river.

[Runic]

I honestly can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

[chai tea latte]

I honestly can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

i voted for a social democrat today and debated not telling anyone b/c i didn't want to be the kind of leftist who makes it a prereq for social interaction

[Cyberventurer]

Very first thing that popped up was:

Insiders recognized Reed Cannon's voice shouting “Fuck your code of conduct!!” Buffer cannot speak to the matter directly, but they are looking for a new Javascript Framework Researcher.

Edit:  I'm an idiot.  I didn't realize this was randomly generated stuff.  :(