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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1452188 times)

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the iamborghini avenator has a rear-wheel drive layout but the iamborghini urus, being an all-wheel vehicle, ought to be more properly called a spondeeorghini

sign my change.org petition
Spooks, November 28, 2021, 05:33:53 am
usually cars have a speedometer that shows speeds in km/h or mph, but these show you their meters per second
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i once listened to an old hippie dude perform his poem about how in the future it'll be better because women will be able to breed without men and that in said future the only use men would have would be to be shrunk down in order to climb into a woman's vagina and pleasure her through exploration

that's probably not what you meant, but that weirdo will never leave my brain. nor will the audience of middle class lesbians who found it so delightful and gave him a standing ovation
Shell Game, November 27, 2021, 02:15:44 pm
I'm still thinking about this anecdote, and TBH I'm pretty sure the world described is very close to that of the Likpas, including the idea that what straight women really want in a partner is someone totally helpless and useless except for penetrative sex (and not even very good for that). I am a straight-ish woman and can verify that my ideal partner characteristics include "is of approximately normal human size!"
Antivehicular, November 28, 2021, 05:46:51 am
the size of an average human lover
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An unreasonably sized Juicy Lucy is a Cysty Kristy

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An unreasonably sized Juicy Lucy is a Cysty Kristy
Macho Masc Sangy Savage, November 29, 2021, 01:08:35 am
other less successful sandwiches: Messy Jessie, Wet Chet, Oozy Suzie
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An unreasonably sized Juicy Lucy is a Cysty Kristy
Macho Masc Sangy Savage, November 29, 2021, 01:08:35 am
other less successful sandwiches: Messy Jessie, Wet Chet, Oozy Suzie
A Meat, November 29, 2021, 02:06:04 am

Trying to sleep, and I just can't stop laughing at "Wet Chet" while laying in bed, excellent work

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“Civilisation breeds sloth and dependence. It is folly to deny the impending collapse at the hands of barbarians, free of its corruption.” ~ me after seeing sushi rolls cost more than 3 dollars and twenty cents now
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If I were a cat or a dog, me only liking cereal without milk would just be that I didn't like wet food. I'm a person so, it's weird and I should "just try it again". Are thoughts like this how people end up being furries? Oh no.
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Trying to sleep, and I just can't stop laughing at "Wet Chet" while laying in bed, excellent work
Macho Masc Sangy Savage, November 29, 2021, 02:09:09 am
Only one place where Tates and Keatons
Hang out with Blakes and Christophers
Kick back with Jeffreys and Deans
Kennedys, Cliffords, and Christians
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storing up cum at the movie set call that sexual preproduction
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If I were a cat or a dog, me only liking cereal without milk would just be that I didn't like wet food. I'm a person so, it's weird and I should "just try it again". Are thoughts like this how people end up being furries? Oh no.
thelizzerd, November 29, 2021, 08:38:17 am
I also prefer dry cereal, and the sheer confusion and repulsion this produces in people still amazes me. My father considers it the weirdest thing about me, which is strangely disheartening.

To throw another bomb in here: I like Red Delicious apples. They're not my favorite but they're fine.
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added milk to the bowl before pouring in the cornflakes today, I suspect this has caused my chakras to become misaligned

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we're not gonna take it is one of the most embarrassingly bland rebellion anthems ever like what the fuck
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we're not gonna take it is one of the most embarrassingly bland rebellion anthems ever like what the fuck
Shell Game, November 30, 2021, 03:25:37 pm

Are you saying if that's their best, their best won't do?  Oh Shell, you're so condescending.  Your gall is never ending.
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we're not gonna take it is one of the most embarrassingly bland rebellion anthems ever like what the fuck
Shell Game, November 30, 2021, 03:25:37 pm

its waaaaay better than everything else on that album.