Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

What do a Baby Girl in a long-distance relationship getting to visit her Daddy at long last and cinnamon have in common?

A little goes a long way.

[Puppy Time]

If you like Christianity so much keep in mind the stairway to Heaven doesn't have a wheelchair ramp. Yikes!  Can I get a signal boost? Oh, and can we please talk about Hell? Only a fire entrance. Absolutely no fire exits. I can't with this mood and I'm not here for it.

At least according to a Catholic funeral I went to for a wheelchair user, they wouldn't need it because the body is made perfect.

[Shell Game]

Philosophy is bullshit!

[Salubrious Rex]

Laddy Donglegs

[A Meat]

Ballp.it occupies a liminal space in the fabric of the internet, people who would have otherwise fallen in the deep end get trapped here, so we built a community where we feed on scraps we can salvage from the abyss

[lazzer grardaion?]

I tried Olive Garden for the first time in my life last week. I had low expectations and was still disappointed.

WHO THE FUCK PUTS ASPARAGUS AND TOMATO IN SHRIMP SCAMPI? A POO-FOR-BRAINS, THAT'S WHO!

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

cats aren't stupid, they just don't understand consequence

[Lemon]

While I do miss going to other people's houses, at least nobody is asking me to play Settlers of Catan.

[thelizzerd]

Why is my neighbor always loud specifically when I want to go to bed? Is she always this loud and I just don't notice?

[Salubrious Rex]

New year new me, now instead of saying "Fuck a duck!" I say "Criminy crackers!"

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Craaaaabby beret
Scuttlin' round the second hand store

[thelizzerd]

I want to get a new job but I also hate job searching and just want to curl up in bed and ignore it.

[Shell Game]

C'mon Canada, it's not CAN'Tada. (This is not about anything specific.)

[Salubrious Rex]

(Cowboys singing to the tune of Backstreet Boys I want it that way)
They we-ent that-a-ways

[Dr. Buttplug]

Ballp.it occupies a liminal space in the fabric of the internet, people who would have otherwise fallen in the deep end get trapped here, so we built a community where we feed on scraps we can salvage from the abyss

Man, Planescape was such a good setting.