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Topic: LEMON NEEDS HELP: Collect incorrect statements  (Read 18329 times)

Lemon

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LEMON NEEDS HELP: Collect incorrect statements
Hi there!

So, I'm working on something right now, the details of which I'll make available over the next two weeks, but the most relevant facts are that it's a thing which is A.) very much F Plus related and more importantly B.) actually going to be made. At the moment, it's kind of a codepen at the moment, but something will come out of this, hopefully something good.

BUT HERE'S WHAT I NEED FROM YOU:
I need a collection of every wrong statement spoken aloud in F Plus podcasts. Untrue things about the hadron collider, misinformed things about women, stupid things about herbalism, spurious things about vaccinations, I want all the wrong things you can recall from the podcast, and quantity is more important at the moment than the quality of the wrongness.

From a macro level what I'm looking for is stupid statements made from the people we read, but I am aware that a few wrong statements have been recorded from the Ridiculists, and those are admissible too, the only real limitation here is that it has to be something that was actually said outloud in an F+ broadcast.

So, I have this spreadsheet for you to edit with three fields: The statement made, the episode it's from and the author of the statement. If the author's unclear that's okay, but preferably we can assign attribution to every statement.

Thank you. I'll have more details about this thing soon.

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To clarify: I need specific statements.

"Not being turned on by bugs is unnatural" :: YES
"Everything Amy Lee says" :: NO

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Well this turned out predictably

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this is fucking incredible. I didn't realize how entertaining it would be to see a spreadsheet cell that just read "Dolphins cannot access multiple dimensions."

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Okay, so I'm responsible for both the Goofus and Gallant entires Lemon highlighted: I'll take another swing through the list and flesh out some of the more vague entries I posted (I will be making very long lists for Amy Lee and Jonathan Lee Riches).
« Last Edit: November 06, 2013, 09:37:04 pm by KingKalamari »

Lemon

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This is genuinely a great list so far, and exactly what I was hoping to have. Thank you, keep going.

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"I like big butts and I can not lie"   Episode 73   Sir Mix-a-lot   False, he CAN lie

I love you people. I really do.
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"I like big butts and I can not lie"   Episode 73   Sir Mix-a-lot   False, he CAN lie

I love you people. I really do.
Runic, November 06, 2013, 10:04:25 pm

Woo! That was me.

Lemon

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I think my favorite so far is...

Frozen cum is a refreshing summer treat | 63 | cumpantyboy | Cum is not refreshing

Lemon

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Okay, I'm a couple hours in and here's a snippet of the Javascript.



See where I'm going with this?

Lemon

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Also, if you know more than a little bit about node.js and socket.io, please private message me.

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There are no Bigfeets.
I love this project.

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Say, if you're making a card game will you be needing illustrations?

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I want to compare the Sherlock episode against the Sherlock Holmes trivia/knowledge books I've got on my shelf. But that would mean listening to the Sherlock episode again.

Decisions, decisions...

Lemon

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Say, if you're making a card game will you be needing illustrations?
Zsa Zsa, November 07, 2013, 02:12:40 pm
If you're offering.

Although I'm not actually sure what I'm gonna need yet. It'll probably be next week before I know what the interface should look like.