Someone at work was looking for a rubber glove and the whole day I was thinking about song parodies about rubber gloves.
(to the tune of "The One I Love" by R.E.M.)
This one goes out to my rubber glove.
This one goes to the left and right.
A double prop to protect me from grime.
This one goes out to my rubber gloves.
Drier!
(to the tune of "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Lappard)
CHORUS
Pour some acid on me.
Use a rubber glove.
Pour some acid on me.
Come on and burn me up.
Pour some acid on me
Burning feeling's not enough
Highly corrosive, dissolve my skin
Eat away my epidermis.
(to the tune of "Stop! In the e of Love" by The Supremes)
Stop!
Use a rubber glove.
Before you remove my heart.
I had more (like for "Tainted Love", "All You Need Is Love" and "Comfortably Numb", et al) but they were rehashes of the same lyrics.