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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: montrith on April 19, 2016, 10:18:38 pm

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on April 19, 2016, 10:18:38 pm
Sometimes when I go shopping I like to look at what the people in front of me me are buying and imagine what kind of party they're going to have. Another day there was this guy who bought 40 beers and two cartons of eggs.

I still haven't made up my mind about what kind of party that was.
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Post by: Carbon on April 19, 2016, 10:42:47 pm
Today I thought I might start doing cardio. Then I thought I'd wait til it warmed up outside and jump rope. I did not check the forecast to see when it would warm up. I do not own a jump rope.
I can't puzzle out beer and eggs either. Maybe he's gonna get a bunch of ladies intoxicated and take advantage of them, then make them omelettes in the morning.
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Post by: NutshellGulag on April 19, 2016, 11:53:38 pm
Sometimes when I go shopping I like to look at what the people in front of me me are buying and imagine what kind of party they're going to have. Another day there was this guy who bought 40 beers and two cartons of eggs.

I still haven't made up my mind about what kind of party that was.
montrith, April 19, 2016, 10:18:38 pm

(http://formalsweatpants.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/SmallTalk2.jpg)
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 19, 2016, 11:56:11 pm
I really, really, really love crab cakes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on April 20, 2016, 04:48:20 am
Sometimes I cheer myself up by thinking about all the good things people have said about me. Then I realize how narcissistic that is and it makes me depressed.
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Post by: A Meat on April 20, 2016, 05:56:17 am
I wonder how the dead spider in my sink lost two of its legs prior to dying
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Post by: goombapolice on April 20, 2016, 08:11:32 am
Vacations seem like such an alien and weird thing to me
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Post by: A Meat on April 20, 2016, 08:37:11 am
Vacations seem like such an alien and weird thing to me
goombapolice, April 20, 2016, 08:11:32 am
Vacations are those periods where you don't meet with anybody and spend all your time at home doing things by yourself while all the others go somewhere else, right?
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Post by: Digital Walnut on April 20, 2016, 03:00:39 pm
Seal nipples are bigger than I thought they would be.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on April 20, 2016, 03:02:29 pm
i have good, cool friends and that makes me fucking angry.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 20, 2016, 04:21:06 pm
Sometimes I cheer myself up by thinking about all the good things people have said about me. Then I realize how narcissistic that is and it makes me depressed.
montrith, April 20, 2016, 04:48:20 am

We all need a reminder sometimes and external validation is A Thing. [heart]

Why do people sing covers of vocaloid songs?  You don't sound like a robot, you're a person with a lousy singing voice!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on April 20, 2016, 10:17:05 pm
I once met a black girl with a really short winter coat and thoughtlessly commented "Well, I can tell you're not from Finland!". Only after I said it I realized she probably gave those words a whole different interpretation than I had meant. I wanted to run after her and shout "Your coat! It's because you have a short coat and everyone here wears long ones! I'm not a racist I swear!!".
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on April 21, 2016, 02:59:38 am
Donald Trump sometimes looks like a poorly drawn chicken nugget gijinka
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Post by: Gyro on April 21, 2016, 08:33:05 am
What if: A history-themed restaurant that serves Saladin Salad and Hapsburg-ers?
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 21, 2016, 10:36:05 am
What should I do with my viola that's collecting dust in my closet?  It's a beautiful instrument and I never play it.  Hmmm...
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Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on April 21, 2016, 11:48:35 am
Sometimes I wish that the world would suddenly be plagued by dragons, simply so I could drop everything and go on an epic quest. Cause then it would be more socially acceptable to sing "Kill the Dwagon" like Elmer Fudd does about Wabbits.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on April 21, 2016, 11:50:07 am
I once met a black girl with a really short winter coat and thoughtlessly commented "Well, I can tell you're not from Finland!". Only after I said it I realized she probably gave those words a whole different interpretation than I had meant. I wanted to run after her and shout "Your coat! It's because you have a short coat and everyone here wears long ones! I'm not a racist I swear!!".
montrith, April 20, 2016, 10:17:05 pm

But that wouldn't be respecting the traditional Finnish hectare of personal space!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on April 22, 2016, 02:14:43 am
Every morning I think up excuses for not showing up at work. I never use them because I can't deal with the guilt.

But sometimes I take a break and play Candy Crush. Then I feel guilty again when I get called a hard worker.
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Post by: Bunnybread on April 22, 2016, 03:03:07 am
I always kinda figured your job was looking up deranged, godawful shit on google. 

I think you've earned that Candy Crush break, baby.  Maybe take the week off, even.
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Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on April 23, 2016, 12:56:07 pm
Waking up after a night of good sleep is disappointing. I could've done something better with a few of those hours.
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on April 24, 2016, 06:15:28 pm
Since AgentCoop's avatar is of Gyro Zeppeli, Gyro needs to change his avatar to Dale Cooper.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 24, 2016, 06:37:23 pm
Since AgentCoop's avatar is of Gyro Zeppeli, Gyro needs to change his avatar to Dale Cooper.
LancashireMcGee, April 24, 2016, 06:15:28 pm
After finally figuring out that this wasn't some advanced usage of the 'you' function, I have decided that I am all for it
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Post by: Isfahan on April 24, 2016, 08:21:19 pm
What should I do with my viola that's collecting dust in my closet?  It's a beautiful instrument and I never play it.  Hmmm...
Nifty Nif, April 21, 2016, 10:36:05 am

Busk!
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Post by: Bodark on April 24, 2016, 08:47:56 pm
HELLO, MY HONEY,
HELLO, MY BABY,
HELLO, MY RAGTIME GAAAAAL
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on April 24, 2016, 09:18:58 pm
It's not as fun as I thought to ask what battle theme you transition into if you start humming the classic Final Fantasy bassline.

For me it's the GBA version of the FFI one. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP_vsiRZmpY)
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Post by: A Meat on April 24, 2016, 09:58:39 pm
Why are there two substantial systems of color-coding rarity of items in games nowadays? It seems to me like it's either White<Blue<Yellow<(purple sometimes?)<Orange or White<Green<Blue<Purple<(pink sometimes?)<Ochre
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on April 24, 2016, 10:13:19 pm
There should be a light-hearted super sentai show called The Adventures of Power Priest and Robo Rabbi, especially if religion is not mentioned even once in any episode.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Runic on April 24, 2016, 10:55:27 pm
It's not as fun as I thought to ask what battle theme you transition into if you start humming the classic Final Fantasy bassline.

For me it's the GBA version of the FFI one. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP_vsiRZmpY)
Cleretic, April 24, 2016, 09:18:58 pm
The GPA version of FFVI.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on April 24, 2016, 11:30:34 pm
I've been humming that stupid forest theme from Alex Kidd for days now and I have no idea why.

Somebody kill me please.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 25, 2016, 12:18:53 am
It's not as fun as I thought to ask what battle theme you transition into if you start humming the classic Final Fantasy bassline.

For me it's the GBA version of the FFI one. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP_vsiRZmpY)
Cleretic, April 24, 2016, 09:18:58 pm
For some reason it's the FFIII DS one? Probably since it's the easiest to whistle
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on April 25, 2016, 08:10:36 am
What should I do with my viola that's collecting dust in my closet?  It's a beautiful instrument and I never play it.  Hmmm...
Nifty Nif, April 21, 2016, 10:36:05 am

Busk!
Isfahan, April 24, 2016, 08:21:19 pm

NO we do NOT take these instruments outside what is this a POPS CONCERT
in all seriousness I don't even know how to play anymore and I hate buskers.  I kinda want to sell it to a student for $$$$.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on April 25, 2016, 08:21:33 am
I finally have a smartphone, so now I can shitpost on the go!
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Post by: Gyro on April 25, 2016, 08:46:50 pm
Pizza on Earth, and good will to men.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on April 25, 2016, 10:25:19 pm
Of all the people I meet during the day, none interests me as much as Pear Dude. He's this guy, about 60 or so I'd guess, who leaves the train on the same station I board it every morning. He always wears a red beret and scarf and a long, black leather coat, and every time he steps out of the train he has what appears to be an entire pear in his mouth. He's always in a hurry and half runs wherever he's going.

Where's he going? What does he do? Why doesn't he eat breakfast at home? These are the things that interest me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Caroline on April 26, 2016, 02:51:37 am
Of all the people I meet during the day, none interests me as much as Pear Dude. He's this guy, about 60 or so I'd guess, who leaves the train on the same station I board it every morning. He always wears a red beret and scarf and a long, black leather coat, and every time he steps out of the train he has what appears to be an entire pear in his mouth. He's always in a hurry and half runs wherever he's going.

Where's he going? What does he do? Why doesn't he eat breakfast at home? These are the things that interest me.
montrith, April 25, 2016, 10:25:19 pm

Not sure why, but he sounds like a character in a children's book.
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Post by: Psammetichus on April 26, 2016, 09:45:57 am
So here's something I just realized. You know the whole misongynistic "Meninism" thing? I just found out that that word, "Meninism," is just a crappy rip-off of "Feminism." For the longest time, I thought they were patterning their name on "Leninism," i.e. Marxism-Leninism. It's only a single letter difference!



Pear Dude reminds me of everyones' favorite anime trope. (http://i.imgur.com/QUh0jOQ.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on April 26, 2016, 09:59:02 am
You could probably film a Fallout movie in Detroit without making any sets
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Post by: Maxine Headroom on April 26, 2016, 10:45:53 am
You could probably film a Fallout movie in Detroit without making any sets
A Meat, April 26, 2016, 09:59:02 am
Gentrification's started downtown and in Midtown, but yeah, a lot of the city will be in bad shape for quite a while.

(A Korean pop group filmed a music video in Detroit a few years ago to get that edgy post-apocalyptic feel for cheap -- and then cast all the black extras as rioters or criminals, and talked in interviews about how ~scary~ it was, because of course they would. Sigh.)
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Post by: A Meat on April 26, 2016, 11:22:30 am
Yeah, I watched some documentaries about the decay of the automotive industry in the US and Detroit just has a huge area and not enough people to fill it anymore so there's bound to be tons of abandoned shit
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on April 26, 2016, 03:39:07 pm
Of all the people I meet during the day, none interests me as much as Pear Dude. He's this guy, about 60 or so I'd guess, who leaves the train on the same station I board it every morning. He always wears a red beret and scarf and a long, black leather coat, and every time he steps out of the train he has what appears to be an entire pear in his mouth. He's always in a hurry and half runs wherever he's going.

Where's he going? What does he do? Why doesn't he eat breakfast at home? These are the things that interest me.
montrith, April 25, 2016, 10:25:19 pm

you should go ask him a lot of questions while he has the pear in his mouth. purely to make him as uncomfortable as possible.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 26, 2016, 04:00:27 pm
Yeah, I watched some documentaries about the decay of the automotive industry in the US and Detroit just has a huge area and not enough people to fill it anymore so there's bound to be tons of abandoned shit
A Meat, April 26, 2016, 11:22:30 am

It's not all that bad.  I don't live there, but I've visited plenty of times.  A lot of rust belt cities in the US (Detroit, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Cincinnati, east/east-midwestern steel towns) are attracting millennials and new companies in droves because of their dirt-cheap cost of living and real estate.  As a lifelong denizen of the rust belt, I kind of love it here, even though I felt a strong urge to leave up until I got a job in the opposite corner of the state from which I grew up.  I also feel a fierce pride in the region, despite having little to defend.  I know a lot of other people from the area feel the same way.

It's really cute seeing my friends from other parts of the country (especially, like, California) settle down in the rust belt and absolutely love it and never want to leave.  My friends were recently charmed by an arcade in Pittsburgh called "Games 'n 'at" which, at 5 PM, dismissed all children and started carding everyone.
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Post by: NutshellGulag on April 27, 2016, 09:28:18 am
It is totally possible to cut your hands and lips on bread crust, provided the crust is on one of Pearl Bakery's excellent french baugettes. Ow/yum.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on April 27, 2016, 12:14:37 pm
Nif's rules for life:
#0001
It is completely acceptable to ignore any and all Left Turn Only signs, but only if you make a sound like Curly from the Three Stooges when you turn successfully.
Source: Nif's Dad.
Revised: 4/27/16
Notes: WOOOOOOOOOWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
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Post by: Digital Walnut on April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 27, 2016, 02:59:57 pm
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm
"legbeard" is the closest I've heard
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on April 27, 2016, 03:06:58 pm
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm
"A nightmare." That may just be my personal experience. Also, that isn't gender specific.
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Post by: Carbon on April 27, 2016, 04:18:25 pm
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm

You could call them girls rather than women. Is that too much? There's not really any "haha he said legbeard" element to take the edge off. You be the judge.
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Post by: Digital Walnut on April 27, 2016, 11:56:17 pm
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm
"A nightmare." That may just be my personal experience. Also, that isn't gender specific.
achillesheelies, April 27, 2016, 03:06:58 pm
That they are, but "nightmare" is a pretty broad term. I guess I'm not really looking for something gender specific, but it would be nice if there was a blanket shorthand term for a person who has failed to develop socially beyond their childhood/teenage years.

The person who inspired this conversation is someone I used to be in a board game group with that I have mostly ignored in my Facebook feed for years. She recently moved to southern California and bought an annual passport for Disneyland. Now I see things like this on a regular basis:
(http://redwoodcoastfilm.com/pix/womanchild.jpg)
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Post by: Caroline on April 28, 2016, 02:56:31 am
Sometimes I wonder how Gary and Linda are doing.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 28, 2016, 08:42:14 am
annual passport for Disneyland.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 11:56:17 pm

As a WDW geek, I don't understand why someone would do this.  Wouldn't you get bored?  There's like, nothing to do there.
Gosh, I really love Disney World.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/68/55/61685580a74d1e3785b8a0f5011b0767.jpg)
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Post by: montrith on April 28, 2016, 09:04:20 am
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm

I usually just go with "lokiwives". Female nerdassery tends to take somewhat different forms from male nerdassery in my experience.

Update on Pear Dude: Today he had his coat open and I saw that he was also wearing a red turtleneck with mustard colored pants. Pear was mostly eaten by the time he got off.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 28, 2016, 09:45:51 am
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm

I usually just go with "lokiwives". Female nerdassery tends to take somewhat different forms from male nerdassery in my experience.

Update on Pear Dude: Today he had his coat open and I saw that he was also wearing a red turtleneck with mustard colored pants. Pear was mostly eaten by the time he got off.
montrith, April 28, 2016, 09:04:20 am
please regularly update us on Pear Dude, tia!
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on April 28, 2016, 08:54:32 pm
One of my go-to movies for background noise when I work is the Dawn of the Dead remake. I'm not really sure why that is. It's not that it's my favorite movie, or that it even does anything particularly great... well other than the effects, which doesn't account for much if I'm not looking at it. Maybe it's the lack of hope in the story that makes it useful for this purpose. It's hard to say.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 29, 2016, 09:12:19 am
Here is an artists' rendering of Pear Dude. I gave him a nice name befitting of a Pear Dude.
(http://i.imgur.com/7rD2uPI.jpg?1)
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Post by: A Meat on April 29, 2016, 10:46:12 am
Toenails are stupid, evolution should have found a way to get rid of them by now
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Post by: LINDA on April 29, 2016, 03:20:29 pm
pear was mostly eaten by the time he got off.
montrith, April 28, 2016, 09:04:20 am

Reading this without context was a bad idea
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Post by: montrith on April 29, 2016, 03:46:19 pm
That's actually pretty spot on, all he needs is a neat little mustache and beard.
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Post by: LINDA on May 02, 2016, 10:08:06 am
The person who inspired this conversation is someone I used to be in a board game group with that I have mostly ignored in my Facebook feed for years. She recently moved to southern California and bought an annual passport for Disneyland. Now I see things like this on a regular basis:
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 11:56:17 pm

I live a quick drive from disneyland and this kind of thing is WAY too common here to hold it against any particular person. A good deal of men also do this, or at least invest a lot of time and money in visiting disney & other parks several times a year. At least once a year several senior male employees at my workplace take a day off to go to universal

In short: I have seen worse.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on May 02, 2016, 11:54:02 am
I looked up this Dendi fellow from Zekka's storygame, found out he was a real guy and is "well known for his solo mid skills," and sat back in my chair and was... just really confused.
He's also really normiecute for a guy who spends a lot of time playing video games.  Also PewDiePie is, like, hot, if you're into surfer bros, which is really unacceptable for some asshole who makes millions of dollars by being on the internet.
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Post by: A Meat on May 02, 2016, 12:16:38 pm
Today I went to McDonald's for the first time in a long while, and I asked for a medium portion of fries, and got a confused cashier. She explained, the sizes you can get are 'normal', 'large' and 'huge', creating a weird dilemma, where the medium size is actually large and what would be a medium sized portion is the smallest one you can get.

For some reason I've been thinking about this for too long
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Post by: Zekka on May 02, 2016, 12:22:49 pm
I looked up this Dendi fellow from Zekka's storygame, found out he was a real guy and is "well known for his solo mid skills," and sat back in my chair and was... just really confused.
He's also really normiecute for a guy who spends a lot of time playing video games.  Also PewDiePie is, like, hot, if you're into surfer bros, which is really unacceptable for some asshole who makes millions of dollars by being on the internet.
Nifty Nif, May 02, 2016, 11:54:02 am

A lot of that stuff comes from injokes involving my ex. Here's a link to something very similar I created a long time ago for her birthday (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7567446/important_media/dendi.exe). It's less coherent and more memey so I'm not super proud of it.

(fyi, the command to open a file is `type` -- not `cat` -- I don't remember why I did that.)
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Post by: Cleretic on May 03, 2016, 01:58:48 am
Apparently at some point in my referral to a neurosurgeon here in Melbourne, my last name got misspelled with an N instead of an R. At this point I'm not sure how to correct it, or even if it's worth the trouble to, since while it's spread among three different systems it's all internally consistent, and I might be changing my name in a year or two anyway.

There's also sort of a silent question of how long it's going to go. Every time I have to deal with any of the people who have my name misspelled, I show one or two pieces of ID that clearly have my name spelled correctly.  Eventually someone's going to notice that the name in their system is wrong, right?
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Post by: A Meat on May 03, 2016, 02:10:00 am
Apparently at some point in my referral to a neurosurgeon here in Melbourne, my last name got misspelled with an N instead of an R. At this point I'm not sure how to correct it, or even if it's worth the trouble to, since while it's spread among three different systems it's all internally consistent, and I might be changing my name in a year or two anyway.

There's also sort of a silent question of how long it's going to go. Every time I have to deal with any of the people who have my name misspelled, I show one or two pieces of ID that clearly have my name spelled correctly.  Eventually someone's going to notice that the name in their system is wrong, right?
Cleretic, May 03, 2016, 01:58:48 am

As someone whose name is spelled incorrectly all the time, the answer is a resounding no. You gotta correct them if you want it right. an 'm' in my last name is changed to an 'n' like half of the time, and they never notice it unless I say something.

No to mention names being mispronounced, that's inevitable.

Speaking of last names, people on both sides of my family spell their last names in varying ways in English, creating unnecessary confusion. Anglicizing slavic last names can be tough, but be consistent please.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on May 03, 2016, 02:01:53 pm
Apparently at some point in my referral to a neurosurgeon here in Melbourne, my last name got misspelled with an N instead of an R. At this point I'm not sure how to correct it, or even if it's worth the trouble to, since while it's spread among three different systems it's all internally consistent, and I might be changing my name in a year or two anyway.

There's also sort of a silent question of how long it's going to go. Every time I have to deal with any of the people who have my name misspelled, I show one or two pieces of ID that clearly have my name spelled correctly.  Eventually someone's going to notice that the name in their system is wrong, right?
Cleretic, May 03, 2016, 01:58:48 am

Heck no they won't!  You gotta cross it off on their sheet, make a big deal out of it, and stand over them while you watch them correct it.  My bf is a "two first names" kind of guy (second one I've dated, coincidentally, something about these east-coast prep-school types), in that he has a last name that sounds like a first name, so his names get swapped on medical records constantly.  It doesn't get fixed unless you make a thing about it.
(The first guy I dated with two first names has 'em perma-backwards on his info that's tied to his DCI number, so every time he goes to play MtG his name gets called backwards.  Ha ha.  Fuck that guy.)


I'm wearing this trendy skirt that's got a space print on it.  Now that I'm looking even closer at it, it has SPACE KITTIES and SPACE UNICORNS on it.  Life is good.
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Post by: montrith on May 03, 2016, 04:53:06 pm
Today in the news: "Angel found in Indonesia turns out to be a blow-up sexdoll"
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Post by: Sherman Tank on May 04, 2016, 03:02:59 am
A man who's been a sitcom punchline for my entire life is now one of the major parties' candidates for president. What the shit is happening.
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Post by: Cleretic on May 04, 2016, 03:31:17 am
A man who's been a sitcom punchline for my entire life is now one of the major parties' candidates for president. What the shit is happening.
Not Always Sherman Tank, May 04, 2016, 03:02:59 am
On the upside, it's the last dying throes of a party that has no principles left but bigotry and hatred. Trump winning the primaries isn't so much a victory for him as it is just proof that nobody left in the Republican party has any fucking clue how to be appealing to voters or how to effectively debate other people.

The downside is that as shitty as Trump is at this, he can still theoretically win. Ball's in your court, America: don't fuck this up.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 04, 2016, 04:10:46 am
Today I walked out to my yard to see a woodpecker landing on a concrete utility pole. He spent the next 3 minutes circling on it, enthusiastically pecking the concrete for insects. I think halfway through he realized what an idiot he was, but still kept up the show for a while longer not to lose face in front of me. He appeared disinterested and flew away at last. Sure woodpecker, sure. I saw what you did. You moron.
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Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on May 04, 2016, 06:15:00 am
annual passport for Disneyland.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 11:56:17 pm

As a WDW geek, I don't understand why someone would do this.  Wouldn't you get bored?  There's like, nothing to do there.
Gosh, I really love Disney World.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/68/55/61685580a74d1e3785b8a0f5011b0767.jpg)
Nifty Nif, April 28, 2016, 08:42:14 am

My wife's aunt, whose last name is Snowwhite (no shit) goes to Disney World like 2-3 times a year.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 04, 2016, 11:20:39 am
annual passport for Disneyland.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 11:56:17 pm

As a WDW geek, I don't understand why someone would do this.  Wouldn't you get bored?  There's like, nothing to do there.
Gosh, I really love Disney World.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/68/55/61685580a74d1e3785b8a0f5011b0767.jpg)
Nifty Nif, April 28, 2016, 08:42:14 am

My wife's aunt, whose last name is Snowwhite (no shit) goes to Disney World like 2-3 times a year.
Turkeyvolumeguessing, May 04, 2016, 06:15:00 am

That is the fucking bomb.  My parents, instead of empty nesting, are doing that now, but they're starting to go on Disney Cruises and doing the Food and Wine week thing rather than the 8-day see-every-park-twice family vacation experience.

The last time I went, I tried to do a Magic Kingdom one-day itinerary.  Not one that is optimized for the best experience, but one that is optimized so you have the best chance of seeing everything, literally everything, in the park in one full day, from opening ceremonies to fireworks.  At the time, this was 60ish attractions.  A few were closed, so I think I had 50-some to work with.  I got through 38 rides and attractions in 12 hours before ragequitting.  I could have kept going because the park hadn't closed yet, but I was toast.  I didn't take breaks for food, and I intentionally skipped "It's a Small World" because I knew I couldn't 100% complete it anyway.  It was a harrowing day, but I also got to see attractions that I hadn't seen since my first visit in 1996.  I will probably try again someday.

Park itinerary optimization is also a super interesting problem to tinker with if you like theme parks!
I have recurring dreams about theme parks and have had them since my youth.  I wonder what it means?  Probably that I like theme parks.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Isfahan on May 04, 2016, 05:43:27 pm
The downside is that as shitty as Trump is at this, he can still theoretically win. Ball's in your court, America: don't fuck this up.Cleretic, May 04, 2016, 03:31:17 am

If it makes you feel any better, one of the major reasons establishment Republicans have been rallying against Trump is because they know that he has absolutely no appeal amongst undecided and swing voters. In essence, a primary-election victory for Trump is a general-election victory for the Democratic candidate, whoever that may be, and the Republican old guard knows it.

In a twist of irony, one of the reasons Republicans grew so complacent post-2000 election is because their core voting bloc of angry old white people is not only firmly loyal to them but also has historically high voting turnout. Now, that same bloc's loyalty is being used against them, because as big as it is, it's not big enough to singlehandedly give the win to a blowhard gaffe machine who pointedly alienates anybody he's not directly pandering to.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on May 04, 2016, 05:54:55 pm
"What Am I Gonna Do With All These Assholes?" would be the perfect title for two very different books.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on May 04, 2016, 06:31:57 pm
When will Nate Silver finally shut the fuck up and/or admit he's been more wrong than a person has ever been.

That gets no question mark because I already know the answer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: eldritchhat on May 04, 2016, 06:53:30 pm
I looked up this Dendi fellow from Zekka's storygame, found out he was a real guy and is "well known for his solo mid skills," and sat back in my chair and was... just really confused.
He's also really normiecute for a guy who spends a lot of time playing video games.  Also PewDiePie is, like, hot, if you're into surfer bros, which is really unacceptable for some asshole who makes millions of dollars by being on the internet.
Nifty Nif, May 02, 2016, 11:54:02 am
I've noticed that it's the shittist (popular) lets players that are the hottest, and the better they get, the more 'meh' looking they are.

Except, of course, for this beautiful angel:
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/619fa420a0fc00edb9118798701fd478/tumblr_inline_nwwg8q7ubO1r2rg90_500.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 04, 2016, 06:54:04 pm
"What Am I Gonna Do With All These Assholes?" would be the perfect title for two very different books.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 04, 2016, 05:54:55 pm

One's about rude employees and the other one's about a herd of scared donkeys making off so fast they leave cartoon, ass-shaped holes in your walls, threatening the structural stability of your house? I've got it right, correct?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on May 04, 2016, 07:25:26 pm
When will Nate Silver finally shut the fuck up and/or admit he's been more wrong than a person has ever been.

That gets no question mark because I already know the answer.
Bodark, May 04, 2016, 06:31:57 pm

what
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 04, 2016, 07:36:07 pm
I looked up this Dendi fellow from Zekka's storygame, found out he was a real guy and is "well known for his solo mid skills," and sat back in my chair and was... just really confused.
He's also really normiecute for a guy who spends a lot of time playing video games.  Also PewDiePie is, like, hot, if you're into surfer bros, which is really unacceptable for some asshole who makes millions of dollars by being on the internet.
Nifty Nif, May 02, 2016, 11:54:02 am
I've noticed that it's the shittist (popular) lets players that are the hottest, and the better they get, the more 'meh' looking they are.

Except, of course, for this beautiful angel:
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/619fa420a0fc00edb9118798701fd478/tumblr_inline_nwwg8q7ubO1r2rg90_500.jpg)
eldritchhat, May 04, 2016, 06:53:30 pm
Bless his Hank-The-Chog heart
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on May 04, 2016, 07:37:13 pm
When will Nate Silver finally shut the fuck up and/or admit he's been more wrong than a person has ever been.

That gets no question mark because I already know the answer.
Bodark, May 04, 2016, 06:31:57 pm

what
jack chick, May 04, 2016, 07:25:26 pm

Famous statistician Nate Silver has been dismissive of Donald Trump for more than a year, even as the campaign gained momentum, and he'd been proven wrong over and over. It's been pissing me off, but look, I was wrong, just like Nate. (http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-republican-voters-decided-on-trump/)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on May 04, 2016, 08:07:38 pm
When will Nate Silver finally shut the fuck up and/or admit he's been more wrong than a person has ever been.

That gets no question mark because I already know the answer.
Bodark, May 04, 2016, 06:31:57 pm

what
jack chick, May 04, 2016, 07:25:26 pm

Famous statistician Nate Silver has been dismissive of Donald Trump for more than a year, even as the campaign gained momentum, and he'd been proven wrong over and over. It's been pissing me off, but look, I was wrong, just like Nate. (http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-republican-voters-decided-on-trump/)
Bodark, May 04, 2016, 07:37:13 pm

Don't get mad at somebody for not wanting to accept that they live in the universe where Donald Trump can be a serious contender for the single most powerful political office on the face of the planet. (http://www.theonion.com/article/will-be-end-trumps-campaign-says-increasingly-nerv-52002)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 04, 2016, 08:16:04 pm
Why are all the candidates left now so goddamn old? I'd say I'm kind of worried for their health, having such a stressful job at that age but Trump deserves no compassion
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 06, 2016, 12:45:47 pm
Today's St. George Day (according to the Orthodox Calendar), the day when we celebrate St. George slaying the dragon. How do dragon-kin feel about today? I don't know.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on May 06, 2016, 05:52:41 pm
Today's St. George Day (according to the Orthodox Calendar), the day when we celebrate St. George slaying the dragon. How do dragon-kin feel about today? I don't know.
Spooks, May 06, 2016, 12:45:47 pm

Oppressed? I'm guessing oppressed.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 07, 2016, 03:36:46 pm
I wonder what the crossover is on people trying to find U.K. Subs videos, and people trying to find U.K. subs videos
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on May 07, 2016, 03:46:46 pm
I want to get better at art but I'm both lazy and full of performance anxiety.

Fuck.

I'd like to cultivate a habit of just drawing a lot for fun (and I do doodle sometimes already, but usually just while I'm waiting for other things to happen so not much effort goes into it). Maybe I should put things like "have a more solid grasp of anatomy" on the back-burner and find my way back into actually drawing rather than just talking about drawing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 08, 2016, 07:53:56 pm
I want to get better at art but I'm both lazy and full of performance anxiety.

Fuck.

I'd like to cultivate a habit of just drawing a lot for fun (and I do doodle sometimes already, but usually just while I'm waiting for other things to happen so not much effort goes into it). Maybe I should put things like "have a more solid grasp of anatomy" on the back-burner and find my way back into actually drawing rather than just talking about drawing.
Gyro, May 07, 2016, 03:46:46 pm
colouring books are good for this b/c they're semi-structured but not daunting enough to be anxious about (there's always another page).
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on May 09, 2016, 01:30:34 pm
I know I dream about cats, but do our cats ever dream of us?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 09, 2016, 01:41:12 pm
I know I dream about cats, but do our cats ever dream of us?
montrith, May 09, 2016, 01:30:34 pm

I think they do!  Or they dream about something...
We asked our vet why our cat seems to be such an active sleeper.  He twitches and makes noise often.  The vet said that he is just having a dream about something.  He's not an outdoor cat, so his options for dreaming are pretty limited.  He also snores, which is adorable.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on May 09, 2016, 02:46:12 pm
'Luncheon' is a more formal word for the meal of lunch.

However, I always imagine it as Luncheon, the food-type Pokemon you evolve from an Eevee by exposing it to a lasagna stone.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on May 09, 2016, 06:34:29 pm
Nothing exasperates me in the same way that boring pornography exasperates me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on May 09, 2016, 10:04:53 pm
DONNERSTAG IS THURSDAY IN GERMAN
COGNATE WITH THURSDAY
THOR'S DAY
DONNERN MEANS THUNDER
DONNER AND BLITZEN THE REINDEER MEAN THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
TAKE THIS VALUABLE INFORMATION AND CONQUER YOUR FOES
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on May 11, 2016, 12:46:34 am
Today I watched a small child spill cheerios onto the floor of a public space and attempt to eat them.  He managed to get three in his mouth before his mother arrived on the scene and put a stop to it.

I said, "No, this going to be great for his microbiome."  I was about to tell her about the hygiene hypothesis, but then I realized that my opinion was about as welcome as a man knocking on your door to tell you about Jesus.

But I was rooting for that kid.  I really wanted him to get that fourth cheerio. 
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on May 11, 2016, 01:45:18 am
I wonder how many of my tweets are just the word "fuck."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 11, 2016, 08:41:16 am
My perfectionism when it comes to getting dressed makes it hard to get to work on time in the morning and I still don't look good!
I have to plan outfits the night before and probably do my laundry or something.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on May 11, 2016, 01:40:31 pm
My perfectionism when it comes to getting dressed makes it hard to get to work on time in the morning and I still don't look good!
I have to plan outfits the night before and probably do my laundry or something.
Nifty Nif, May 11, 2016, 08:41:16 am

I have one black pair of work pants I wear every working day and wash every Sunday. The zipper broke some time ago, so I just sew it shut and now I just hold my tummy every time I slip into them.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 11, 2016, 02:04:49 pm
My perfectionism when it comes to getting dressed makes it hard to get to work on time in the morning and I still don't look good!
I have to plan outfits the night before and probably do my laundry or something.
Nifty Nif, May 11, 2016, 08:41:16 am

I have one black pair of work pants I wear every working day and wash every Sunday. The zipper broke some time ago, so I just sew it shut and now I just hold my tummy every time I slip into them.
montrith, May 11, 2016, 01:40:31 pm

I actually have some black work slacks that I'm trying to get rid of.  Not sure if you're interested, but they're a US women's 8 (UK 12).  I could send them your way if you like!

I have so much crap in my house and I need to get rid of it.  Some of it is so weird that I don't know what I can do with it other than sell it on eBay (high-quality, completely unused wig wefts in exciting colors?!  Custom-printed fabric?), but I'd really like to consolidate.  Selling on eBay is stressful, though, because capricious buyers are terrifying and almost nobody leaves feedback.  Ballpit garage sale/swap meet thread?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: goombapolice on May 11, 2016, 03:35:46 pm
I wish people that are suffering could stop suffering and the people that make others suffer should suffer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on May 11, 2016, 04:31:50 pm
requisite metal link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJuO-SIW8Lk)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 13, 2016, 10:43:39 am
Nothing makes me feel quite so manly as doing easy, minor home repair things like fixing a toilet.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on May 14, 2016, 10:37:16 pm
Why don't we make a Satanic version of this forum called Ba'alpit?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 15, 2016, 12:43:49 pm
Sometimes I think of bizarro versions of things, such as bizarro Square's First Reality series
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 15, 2016, 03:36:54 pm
I want to produce a video game porno parody called "This Ain't XXX-Come". The final scene would be a guy shooting a load into a girl's mouth at point blank range but missing completely even though she's only in half-bedcover.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on May 16, 2016, 09:41:54 am
I want a dog to hug.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LINDA on May 16, 2016, 10:10:56 am
I wonder how many of my tweets are just the word "fuck."
Bodark, May 11, 2016, 01:45:18 am

a lot of them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 16, 2016, 11:40:38 am
Too many cities/neighborhoods in Israel have really dumb names when you think about what they mean, or when you try and translate them into English. My favorite of which is Bat Yam, which translates literally as "Sea Daughter", which is the Hebrew name for mermaid
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ashto on May 16, 2016, 11:53:45 am
I have so much crap in my house and I need to get rid of it.  Some of it is so weird that I don't know what I can do with it other than sell it on eBay (high-quality, completely unused wig wefts in exciting colors?!  Custom-printed fabric?), but I'd really like to consolidate.  Selling on eBay is stressful, though, because capricious buyers are terrifying and almost nobody leaves feedback.  Ballpit garage sale/swap meet thread?
Nifty Nif, May 11, 2016, 02:04:49 pm

I might be interested in those wigs and wig-storage options!

Sudden realization: the downside to doing a "I don't x thing, goodbye!" joke on this forum is that posting that results in the thread always showing up in your "replies" thread list. So you may be saying goodbye, but you sure as hell ain't leaving. Welcome to the Hotel Ballp.it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on May 16, 2016, 02:28:20 pm
Sudden realization: the downside to doing a "I don't x thing, goodbye!" joke on this forum is that posting that results in the thread always showing up in your "replies" thread list. So you may be saying goodbye, but you sure as hell ain't leaving. Welcome to the Hotel Ballp.it.
Ashto, May 16, 2016, 11:53:45 am

All of my thoughts are useful, goodbye!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on May 17, 2016, 05:20:49 am
I really hope Obama knows how to sing or play an instrument, so that when he leaves the White House he can start a band with Bill Clinton.

Get Geroge W. Bush to do the album art.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Caroline on May 19, 2016, 12:59:31 pm
Why do people keep asking me if I'm Spanish?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 19, 2016, 03:54:30 pm
Why do people keep asking me if I'm Spanish?
Caroline, May 19, 2016, 12:59:31 pm

I have no idea, Estefanía.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Caroline on May 19, 2016, 04:37:44 pm
Why do people keep asking me if I'm Spanish?
Caroline, May 19, 2016, 12:59:31 pm

I have no idea, Estefanía.
Spooks, May 19, 2016, 03:54:30 pm

Actually, I think you'll find my name is Jeff.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on May 20, 2016, 01:39:45 pm
Of all the things I could've inherited when my grandpa passed away, his sneezes were the thing I least expected and least wanted.

Bodark sneezes like a 70-year-old man.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: goombapolice on May 20, 2016, 05:52:08 pm
life is a constant nightmare
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Post by: Silent Liver Disease on May 20, 2016, 05:55:37 pm
Of all the things I could've inherited when my grandpa passed away, his sneezes were the thing I least expected and least wanted.

Bodark sneezes like a 70-year-old man.
Bodark, May 20, 2016, 01:39:45 pm

Completely unrelated, but is your custom title a reference to anything?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on May 20, 2016, 07:41:21 pm
Completely unrelated, but is your custom title a reference to anything?
Silent Liver Disease, May 20, 2016, 05:55:37 pm

no
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 21, 2016, 01:46:16 pm
I have so much crap in my house and I need to get rid of it.  Some of it is so weird that I don't know what I can do with it other than sell it on eBay (high-quality, completely unused wig wefts in exciting colors?!  Custom-printed fabric?), but I'd really like to consolidate.  Selling on eBay is stressful, though, because capricious buyers are terrifying and almost nobody leaves feedback.  Ballpit garage sale/swap meet thread?
Nifty Nif, May 11, 2016, 02:04:49 pm

I might be interested in those wigs and wig-storage options!
Ashto, May 16, 2016, 11:53:45 am

(http://i.imgur.com/vJ5d6QM.png)

tada!  All except the brown wig + ponytails on the far right are available.  I am unfortunately light on storage options. :( That is why some must go.  The wig in the bottom left corner I bought only because it was very on sale (being discontinued by manufacturer) and I was going to straighten it for a cheap halloween costume that never ended up happening.

here's something pointless: it's important to me, as an adult that's determined to be weird/~alternative~/insufferable/a horrible millennial, to also be responsible and have integrity and communicate my ideas well, and I don't know if I do these things all the time, but it's something I want to work on.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on May 21, 2016, 05:10:38 pm
here's something pointless: it's important to me, as an adult that's determined to be weird/~alternative~/insufferable/a horrible millennial, to also be responsible and have integrity and communicate my ideas well, and I don't know if I do these things all the time, but it's something I want to work on.
Nifty Nif, May 21, 2016, 01:46:16 pm

Sometimes I try to write a post on Ballp.it and I give up and close the tab because I can't communicate my ideas well enough. The ones you see are me having given up on giving up.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Positronic on May 21, 2016, 06:20:19 pm
Of all the things I could've inherited when my grandpa passed away, his sneezes were the thing I least expected and least wanted.

Bodark sneezes like a 70-year-old man.
Bodark, May 20, 2016, 01:39:45 pm

Oh man, I can relate! I've actually had people start conversations with me because they hear me sneeze and can't believe that a tiny short girl sneezes like a loud dad.

And Nifty Nif! I can't really tell--is the wig in the second row to the far left light blonde or white? I'm looking for a short white wig, so if that's what color it is I could take it off your hands!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 21, 2016, 07:27:22 pm
Of all the things I could've inherited when my grandpa passed away, his sneezes were the thing I least expected and least wanted.

Bodark sneezes like a 70-year-old man.
Bodark, May 20, 2016, 01:39:45 pm

Oh man, I can relate! I've actually had people start conversations with me because they hear me sneeze and can't believe that a tiny short girl sneezes like a loud dad.

And Nifty Nif! I can't really tell--is the wig in the second row to the far left light blonde or white? I'm looking for a short white wig, so if that's what color it is I could take it off your hands!
Positronic, May 21, 2016, 06:20:19 pm


Far left is a true white! The ones on the right are varying shades of blonde. They're all from Arda except for the dirty blonde one center-bottom-right, which is from Epic cosplay and is on the thin side.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on May 22, 2016, 01:21:15 am
I feel like I've passed the point in my life when I could have acceptably had fun with my appearance and look, and I kind of regret not having gone through regrettable phases where that went too far. It was literally only this year that I started buying clothes that aren't 't-shirts and cargo pants'. I'm still working towards buying nicer and more expressive clothes, and dying my hair is gonna happen sometime soon too. Probably a nice red.


On a completely unrelated note: I hate Linkin Park's In The End. Not because it's a bad song--it's actually pretty good for the genre--but because it's so inherently laughable that it invalidates any and all complaints about the times when it doesn't even matter how hard you tried and how far you got.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 22, 2016, 05:41:15 pm
Whenever I hear an aussie or kiwi accent, I accidentally end up thinking in it for a while. No other accent seems to do it, but those ones just infest my brain.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on May 27, 2016, 03:08:50 pm
Fanime is here.

Because San Jose wasn't awkward, visually unappealing, and nerdy enough.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 27, 2016, 03:21:24 pm
Fanime is here.

Because San Jose wasn't awkward, visually unappealing, and nerdy enough.
Vinny Possum, May 27, 2016, 03:08:50 pm

If you ever see Jed York, would you kindly punch him in the mouth for me?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on May 27, 2016, 04:11:27 pm
Fanime is here.

Because San Jose wasn't awkward, visually unappealing, and nerdy enough.
Vinny Possum, May 27, 2016, 03:08:50 pm

If you ever see Jed York, would you kindly punch him in the mouth for me?
Jackalslapnasty's Sherman Tank, May 27, 2016, 03:21:24 pm

I have no intention of paying 40 bucks to go inside cosplay hell, as tempting as it is for the sheer masochism of it. They're just crawling all over the city, making it whiter and more anime.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 27, 2016, 06:04:29 pm
Fanime is here.

Because San Jose wasn't awkward, visually unappealing, and nerdy enough.
Vinny Possum, May 27, 2016, 03:08:50 pm

If you ever see Jed York, would you kindly punch him in the mouth for me?
Jackalslapnasty's Sherman Tank, May 27, 2016, 03:21:24 pm

I have no intention of paying 40 bucks to go inside cosplay hell, as tempting as it is for the sheer masochism of it. They're just crawling all over the city, making it whiter and more anime.
Vinny Possum, May 27, 2016, 04:11:27 pm

Bleh!  Don't pay money for that.  You can probably walk inside the convention center for free, and they'll only check your badge if you decide to go into panels or the dealer's room.  Better yet, you can spectate from outside the convention center, where their noxious sweat will dissipate into the air.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 28, 2016, 03:04:04 am
Fanime is here.

Because San Jose wasn't awkward, visually unappealing, and nerdy enough.
Vinny Possum, May 27, 2016, 03:08:50 pm

If you ever see Jed York, would you kindly punch him in the mouth for me?
Jackalslapnasty's Sherman Tank, May 27, 2016, 03:21:24 pm

I have no intention of paying 40 bucks to go inside cosplay hell, as tempting as it is for the sheer masochism of it. They're just crawling all over the city, making it whiter and more anime.
Vinny Possum, May 27, 2016, 04:11:27 pm

Bleh!  Don't pay money for that.  You can probably walk inside the convention center for free, and they'll only check your badge if you decide to go into panels or the dealer's room.  Better yet, you can spectate from outside the convention center, where their noxious sweat will dissipate into the air.
Nifty Nif, May 27, 2016, 06:04:29 pm
I find nerd conventions to be a fun people-watching experience, and usually there's someone selling sci-fi and fantasy books so that's a plus, but if you have to pay to get in it's not worth it.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on June 01, 2016, 08:51:43 am
I fell asleep with my podcasts app on and I had a weird dream where I was in the middle of a mall yelling "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, UGH---well...YEAH" and having to apologize because I had been listening to the F Plus.
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Post by: QueenSyreen on June 01, 2016, 08:51:57 am
"Can we consider Dragon Ball a genre? If so, it's in the Dragon Ball genre."
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Post by: Carbon on June 01, 2016, 11:14:32 am
I fell asleep with my podcasts app on and I had a weird dream where I was in the middle of a mall yelling "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, UGH---well...YEAH" and having to apologize because I had been listening to the F Plus.
Nifty Nif, June 01, 2016, 08:51:43 am

It's normal to sometimes dream about being Kumquatxop. It can even be fun.

"Can we consider Dragon Ball a genre? If so, it's in the Dragon Ball genre."
QueenSyreen, June 01, 2016, 08:51:57 am

I really like some Dragon Ball but there are so many subgenres it's hard to navigate. I can't stand the screamo stuff.
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Post by: A Meat on June 01, 2016, 11:59:31 am
"Can we consider Dragon Ball a genre? If so, it's in the Dragon Ball genre."
QueenSyreen, June 01, 2016, 08:51:57 am

I really like some Dragon Ball but there are so many subgenres it's hard to navigate. I can't stand the screamo stuff.
Carbon, June 01, 2016, 11:14:32 am

You missed the opportunity to make a Dragon Ballad joke. Now it's gone forever.
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Post by: A Meat on June 05, 2016, 03:57:25 pm
Sometimes, when I'm bored, I invent fake superheroes with really terrible superpowers and I imagine how that would work out. Syndactyly woman (who can fuse and unfuse her fingers and toes) and Whistle Dog (a dog that can whistle somewhat competently) try to stop Googly-eye Man, who can see out of googly eyes.
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Post by: Baldr on June 05, 2016, 05:59:56 pm
Googly-eye Man, who can see out of googly eyes.A Meat, June 05, 2016, 03:57:25 pm

Just a particular set of Googly-eyes, or all Googly-eyes in existence?  Because the latter sounds workable if he was willing to put the time in.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 05, 2016, 06:30:15 pm
Googly-eye Man, who can see out of googly eyes.A Meat, June 05, 2016, 03:57:25 pm

Just a particular set of Googly-eyes, or all Googly-eyes in existence?  Because the latter sounds workable if he was willing to put the time in.
Healslime, June 05, 2016, 05:59:56 pm
any pair in the world, as long as he's currently wearing them

Also I love Whistle Dog <3<3<3 and my bulb is for him
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Post by: Gyro on June 06, 2016, 11:39:29 am
Umbral the Hegehog: King of all of the Satans, and you're wurst nightmare...

This is the ironic shitposting thread, right?
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Post by: Nifty Nif on June 07, 2016, 01:44:27 pm
While listening to the radio today...
Radio: ...a car bombing in Istanbul--
Me: --not Constantinople!
Me: (I need to think seriously about what I've just said)
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Post by: Cleretic on June 07, 2016, 06:52:02 pm
The office I work at is right next door to a kind of questionable investment group. The type that don't ever seem to do much of anything and you can't really tell how many people are working there, but most of the people you do see are just a bit too slick to be trustworthy.

They moved out yesterday, very abruptly; all their stuff just gone late that afternoon. It's probably completely innocent and they just moved offices, but with the stories my co-workers had about them it does feel weirdly shady, like we were just witnesses to some sort of organized crime setup packing up and vanishing into the night.

Mostly I just thought their secretary was cute, but now that they're gone there's a lot of 'now that I think about it' going on.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on June 08, 2016, 06:43:03 pm
I reject Gritty Batman.  Goofy Batman is the only acceptable Batman.  Adam West Batman, Batman Forever, Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Aquaman should never not be voiced by John DiMaggio), and none of this Spoopy Batman nonsense.  I know it's really caught on and people like it, but I'm over it.  It's not my thing.  Bring back Dingus Batman.  At least give the man built-in nipples on his suit, for fuck's sake.  He's a superhero and he doesn't even look like he's wearing underwear on purpose.  What is this?  What has this world come to?
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on June 08, 2016, 06:48:51 pm
I reject Gritty Batman.  Goofy Batman is the only acceptable Batman.  Adam West Batman, Batman Forever, Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Aquaman should never not be voiced by John DiMaggio), and none of this Spoopy Batman nonsense.  I know it's really caught on and people like it, but I'm over it.  It's not my thing.  Bring back Dingus Batman.  At least give the man built-in nipples on his suit, for fuck's sake.  He's a superhero and he doesn't even look like he's wearing underwear on purpose.  What is this?  What has this world come to?
Nifty Nif, June 08, 2016, 06:43:03 pm

Though I think that both gritty and goofy have their place, I really *really* want an Adam West version of the Rocksteady Arkham Asylum/City/Knight games, where every time you punch a henchman, there's a trumpet sting and a big "BIFF" pops out of them.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 08, 2016, 06:50:52 pm
I reject Gritty Batman.  Goofy Batman is the only acceptable Batman.  Adam West Batman, Batman Forever, Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Aquaman should never not be voiced by John DiMaggio), and none of this Spoopy Batman nonsense.  I know it's really caught on and people like it, but I'm over it.  It's not my thing.  Bring back Dingus Batman.  At least give the man built-in nipples on his suit, for fuck's sake.  He's a superhero and he doesn't even look like he's wearing underwear on purpose.  What is this?  What has this world come to?
Nifty Nif, June 08, 2016, 06:43:03 pm

Though I think that both gritty and goofy have their place, I really *really* want an Adam West version of the Rocksteady Arkham Asylum/City/Knight games, where every time you punch a henchman, there's a trumpet sting and a big "BIFF" pops out of them.
LancashireMcGee, June 08, 2016, 06:48:51 pm
Every time you open the gadget wheel it's just full of situationally useful stuff like Bat-Antidote and Shark Spray
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Post by: Cleretic on June 08, 2016, 06:52:45 pm
I reject Gritty Batman.  Goofy Batman is the only acceptable Batman.  Adam West Batman, Batman Forever, Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Aquaman should never not be voiced by John DiMaggio), and none of this Spoopy Batman nonsense.  I know it's really caught on and people like it, but I'm over it.  It's not my thing.  Bring back Dingus Batman.  At least give the man built-in nipples on his suit, for fuck's sake.  He's a superhero and he doesn't even look like he's wearing underwear on purpose.  What is this?  What has this world come to?
Nifty Nif, June 08, 2016, 06:43:03 pm

Though I think that both gritty and goofy have their place, I really *really* want an Adam West version of the Rocksteady Arkham Asylum/City/Knight games, where every time you punch a henchman, there's a trumpet sting and a big "BIFF" pops out of them.
LancashireMcGee, June 08, 2016, 06:48:51 pm
Every time you open the gadget wheel it's just full of situationally useful stuff like Bat-Antidote and Shark Spray
AgentCoop, June 08, 2016, 06:50:52 pm
This would've been such a good direction for Arkham Origins.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 08, 2016, 11:21:40 pm
I reject Gritty Batman.  Goofy Batman is the only acceptable Batman.  Adam West Batman, Batman Forever, Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Aquaman should never not be voiced by John DiMaggio), and none of this Spoopy Batman nonsense.  I know it's really caught on and people like it, but I'm over it.  It's not my thing.  Bring back Dingus Batman.  At least give the man built-in nipples on his suit, for fuck's sake.  He's a superhero and he doesn't even look like he's wearing underwear on purpose.  What is this?  What has this world come to?
Nifty Nif, June 08, 2016, 06:43:03 pm

I actually marathoned every episode of original batman once while I was doing an insane project for the insane catering company i worked for.

the utter descent into madness that show went to paired up nicely with my sleep deprivation.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 09, 2016, 06:55:29 am
The internet says it's good to spread salt on your carpets and hardwood floors if you have fleas in your house. Apparently the salt dehydratates their tiny bodies and mummifies them.

I'm just wondering... if I use Himalayan salt will it still work? Wouldn't it just... completely improve their chi flow, remove all the toxins from their bodies and attune their chakras? Man, Himalayan salt can be a blessing, but it can also be a curse...



I really *really* want an Adam West version of the Rocksteady Arkham Asylum/City/Knight games
LancashireMcGee, June 08, 2016, 06:48:51 pm
Well I really want a Frank West version of the Rocksteady Arkham Asylum/City/Knight games, where Alfred dies of dehydration because Batman forgot to fill up his water bowl and every facial expression Batman makes has to be verbally pronounced.
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Post by: Bodark on June 10, 2016, 02:14:27 am
Written/typed Russian looks like all capital letters, so I imagine the writer is screaming.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on June 10, 2016, 08:36:29 am
Written/typed Russian looks like all capital letters, so I imagine the writer is screaming.
Bodark, June 10, 2016, 02:14:27 am

Cursive Cyrillic script is pretty, but can be indistinguishable from the print version if that's all you're used to reading.  It does also sound nice if screamed, though.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 12, 2016, 08:23:42 pm
"people make mistakes / but mistakes make people"
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Post by: Gyro on June 13, 2016, 09:59:04 am
I'd pay good money to hear a Laibach cover of the Spongebob Squarepants theme.
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Post by: montrith on June 13, 2016, 01:48:53 pm
Someone left a trail of banana peels from the station to the Chinese restaurant nearest to us. One of the peels was carefully made to look like an actual banana and placed on a bench.

Why?
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Post by: Mango Tango on June 13, 2016, 02:38:39 pm
Sometimes when I go shopping I like to look at what the people in front of me me are buying and imagine what kind of party they're going to have. Another day there was this guy who bought 40 beers and two cartons of eggs.

I still haven't made up my mind about what kind of party that was.
montrith, April 19, 2016, 10:18:38 pm
Sounds like a good ol fashion booze and bake!
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Post by: A Meat on June 13, 2016, 02:45:03 pm
Can I ask for a refund if a vending machine gave me the wrong thing? Has anybody ever attempted this? I mean, I know it's not worth the effort, but I feel like there has to be a story about someone getting the wrong candy bar from a machine and somehow getting it refunded or replaced
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Post by: A Meat on June 16, 2016, 02:11:02 pm
Homeopathy and flushing toilets?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 16, 2016, 03:19:27 pm
Homeopathy and flushing toilets?
A Meat, June 16, 2016, 02:11:02 pm

I heard it's a placeloo.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on June 16, 2016, 03:26:18 pm
Can I ask for a refund if a vending machine gave me the wrong thing? Has anybody ever attempted this? I mean, I know it's not worth the effort, but I feel like there has to be a story about someone getting the wrong candy bar from a machine and somehow getting it refunded or replaced
A Meat, June 13, 2016, 02:45:03 pm

Depends on where it is. Usually if someone just goes to the building's front desk/wherever and asks politely, they can open up the machine and swap it out. It's such a little thing that it's not a big deal, especially if the place isn't very busy.
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on June 17, 2016, 05:56:11 pm
Would it be wrong to make a funny, insightful post on ballpit, wait for people to bulb it, then edit the post so it looks like they bulbed something ridiculous or stupid?

Would it be hilarious?
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Post by: Carbon on June 17, 2016, 06:15:25 pm
Would it be wrong to make a funny, insightful post on ballpit, wait for people to bulb it, then edit the post so it looks like they bulbed something ridiculous or stupid?

Would it be hilarious?
LancashireMcGee, June 17, 2016, 05:56:11 pm

Yes to all.
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Post by: memorylikeasieve on June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am
I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
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Post by: Gyro on June 20, 2016, 06:17:08 am
I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am

Masturbation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 21, 2016, 02:22:00 pm
It's finally a consistent 90+ degrees where I'm at, so now I can sit outside and listen to Double Nickles all day. Are there any other albums that you good folks on ballp.it enjoy more when it's warm out?
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Post by: Carbon on June 21, 2016, 04:26:57 pm
It's finally a consistent 90+ degrees where I'm at, so now I can sit outside and listen to Double Nickles all day. Are there any other albums that you good folks on ballp.it enjoy more when it's warm out?
AgentCoop, June 21, 2016, 02:22:00 pm

Ritchie Blackmore's R-A-I-N-B-O-W, Among the Living, Blood Mountain, Fear of the Dark, Battle Hymns, and Metal on Metal come to mind.
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Post by: Bodark on June 21, 2016, 05:39:08 pm
I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am

If you feel the need to prepare yourself for it, I could always make really terrible porn of it for you before it gets published.
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Post by: Carbon on June 21, 2016, 05:44:13 pm
I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am

If you feel the need to prepare yourself for it, I could always make really terrible porn of it for you before it gets published.
Bodark, June 21, 2016, 05:39:08 pm

How great would it be if the book were to get published with an appendix of its own bad sexy fanfiction?
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Post by: eldritchhat on June 21, 2016, 05:52:11 pm
I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am

If you feel the need to prepare yourself for it, I could always make really terrible porn of it for you before it gets published.
Bodark, June 21, 2016, 05:39:08 pm

How great would it be if the book were to get published with an appendix of its own bad sexy fanfiction?
Carbon, June 21, 2016, 05:44:13 pm

Yeah, that's what George Orwell did for 1984, and let me tell you, it changes the entire context of that book.
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Post by: memorylikeasieve on June 21, 2016, 07:24:00 pm
Why, yes, I did bulb all three of these replies, because they all made me laugh way too hard.
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Post by: Dawnswalker on June 21, 2016, 11:18:55 pm
If they don't have any Honey Mustard packets at McDonalds, is it okay to stop into Dairy Queen and pick up some Honey Mustard packets there on your way home?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 23, 2016, 10:10:15 am
Every time we kill an annoying fly with a flyswatter, it is because it decided to land on some surface. Are we just erasing flies who land on surfaces from the gene pool? The only flies that are surviving are the ones constantly flying around. In attempting to stop their annoyance, are we just making them stronger and more annoying?

The horrible reality keeps me up at night. It's too late. We could've stopped them. It's too late.
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Post by: Gyro on June 23, 2016, 10:33:33 am
Why, yes, I did bulb all three of these replies, because they all made me laugh way too hard.
memorylikeasieve, June 21, 2016, 07:24:00 pm

I bulb pretty much fucking everything because I'm easily amused.
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Post by: A Meat on June 23, 2016, 10:51:15 am
Every time we kill an annoying fly with a flyswatter, it is because it decided to land on some surface. Are we just erasing flies who land on surfaces from the gene pool? The only flies that are surviving are the ones constantly flying around. In attempting to stop their annoyance, are we just making them stronger and more annoying?

The horrible reality keeps me up at night. It's too late. We could've stopped them. It's too late.
Spooks, June 23, 2016, 10:10:15 am
I'm fine with paying that price so they won't walk all over my food
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Post by: Carbon on June 23, 2016, 11:04:57 am
Every time we kill an annoying fly with a flyswatter, it is because it decided to land on some surface. Are we just erasing flies who land on surfaces from the gene pool? The only flies that are surviving are the ones constantly flying around. In attempting to stop their annoyance, are we just making them stronger and more annoying?

The horrible reality keeps me up at night. It's too late. We could've stopped them. It's too late.
Spooks, June 23, 2016, 10:10:15 am
I'm fine with paying that price so they won't walk all over my food
A Meat, June 23, 2016, 10:51:15 am
Food landing flies are safe from swatting though, unless you're okay with swatting your food, which I am not. That would be smearing the ghosts of many dead flies on my food.
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Post by: Ashto on June 23, 2016, 06:38:36 pm
Why, yes, I did bulb all three of these replies, because they all made me laugh way too hard.
memorylikeasieve, June 21, 2016, 07:24:00 pm

I bulb pretty much fucking everything because I'm easily amused.
Gyro, June 23, 2016, 10:33:33 am

Same, though I tend to bulb ironically as of late.
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Post by: QueenSyreen on June 26, 2016, 03:45:17 pm
How do you bulb ironically? Is it like a sarcastic clap? But I can't tell if I receive a bulb ironically there's no signifier
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 26, 2016, 04:14:14 pm
If it's a really shit post, it's an ironic bulb. See: Guest's posts.
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Post by: Frank West on June 26, 2016, 04:28:21 pm
If it's a really shit post, it's an ironic bulb. See: Guest's posts.
moooo566, June 26, 2016, 04:14:14 pm

First time I felt let-down rather than relieved that it was a you tag.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 26, 2016, 05:55:19 pm
If it's a really shit post, it's an ironic bulb. See: Guest's posts.
moooo566, June 26, 2016, 04:14:14 pm

First time I felt let-down rather than relieved that it was a you tag.
Frank West, June 26, 2016, 04:28:21 pm

same, imo.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 26, 2016, 10:43:55 pm
If it's a really shit post, it's an ironic bulb. See: Guest's posts.
moooo566, June 26, 2016, 04:14:14 pm

First time I felt let-down rather than relieved that it was a you tag.
Frank West, June 26, 2016, 04:28:21 pm

i felt like someone was finally understanding and appreciating my genius! now i'm just sad. :/
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 27, 2016, 05:45:16 am
I'm gonna go through and unironically bulb every one of your posts.
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Post by: positive stress on June 30, 2016, 01:16:57 am
Sometimes I like to tweet ideas for dumb rapper names that are funny to me (and usually only me) like Pizza Rolls Royce, Solo Bot Game, Spycee Punkin, etc. A few minutes ago I tweeted "My rapper name is Oh VERY Yung Chump" then switched tabs for a couple of minutes. I completely forgot about the tweet I had just made and when I looked back at twitter I laughed out loud because I was so caught off guard by how fucking stupid and terrible my twitter is
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on June 30, 2016, 11:55:59 am
Every time I see the acronym 'CSA' for Community Share Agriculture, my mind always jumps to Confederate States of America, and I imagine Lee and Jackson delivering tomatoes and basil or whatever.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 30, 2016, 01:18:19 pm
Every time I see the acronym 'CSA' for Community Share Agriculture, my mind always jumps to Confederate States of America, and I imagine Lee and Jackson delivering tomatoes and basil or whatever.
LancashireMcGee, June 30, 2016, 11:55:59 am

having just got my CSA box yesterday, that is 100% accurate.

THE FENNEL SHALL RISE AGAIN!
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Post by: Chaymie on June 30, 2016, 04:36:15 pm
Why don't they call testicles brovaries?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 01, 2016, 03:27:43 pm
Every time they play Uptown Funk on the radio I die a little more inside.
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Post by: NutshellGulag on July 01, 2016, 07:10:32 pm
If you're such a good fashion designer, why are you unable to make clothes for more than one body type?
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on July 01, 2016, 09:10:48 pm
If you're such a good fashion designer, why are you unable to make clothes for more than one body type?
NutshellGulag, July 01, 2016, 07:10:32 pm

why are you trying to buy donald trump's clothing line?
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 02, 2016, 03:19:32 am
If you're such a good fashion designer, why are you unable to make clothes for more than one body type?
NutshellGulag, July 01, 2016, 07:10:32 pm

Because the fashion world is a horrible, horrible place.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 04, 2016, 02:50:23 am
I've noticed a number of similarities between the types of guys that are way too into cars and the types of guys that are into custom vape rigs. I'm now curious about how long it will be until there's a forum for guys who like to fuck their vape rigs.
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Post by: Bodark on July 05, 2016, 04:48:52 pm
There are people who think that @dril isn't a troll, and I don't know how to feel about that beyond "unsurprised."
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Post by: Chaymie on July 05, 2016, 10:03:53 pm
What makes it worse is that he and Degg are classic FYAD, a group whose top three tropes are Goku, Hitler, and GBS.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 05, 2016, 11:39:19 pm
I really wouldn't say 'troll' but I think that's splitting hairs. Shitposter maybe.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on July 06, 2016, 01:48:41 am
what
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Post by: A Meat on July 06, 2016, 02:26:19 am
@dril is a true American hero, he provides incisive commentary about the things that really matter
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Post by: Runic on July 06, 2016, 10:48:53 am
There are people who think that @dril isn't a troll, and I don't know how to feel about that beyond "unsurprised."
Bodark, July 05, 2016, 04:48:52 pm
I prefer to think of him as an artist.
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Post by: Carbon on July 12, 2016, 09:49:01 am
Is a victim of circumstance a casualty of causality?
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Post by: Cirr on July 15, 2016, 10:40:34 am
I'm never sure if the people who respond to @dril think he's being serious or if they're also being ironic in their seemingly unironic replies.

What I'm saying is the prevalence of irony on the internet makes it a goddamn nightmare to understand anything anymore, so I feel more sympathy for people on Facebook taking the Onion at face value than I might have done five years ago.
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Post by: A Meat on July 15, 2016, 10:56:13 am
Why aren't there musical pieces especially for whistling? Wanna hear a concerto for soprano whistler or acapella whistling
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 15, 2016, 10:58:52 am
Why aren't there musical pieces especially for whistling? Wanna hear a concerto for soprano whistler or acapella whistling
A Meat, July 15, 2016, 10:56:13 am
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Post by: positive stress on July 15, 2016, 12:21:33 pm
I'm never sure if the people who respond to @dril think he's being serious or if they're also being ironic in their seemingly unironic replies.

What I'm saying is the prevalence of irony on the internet makes it a goddamn nightmare to understand anything anymore, so I feel more sympathy for people on Facebook taking the Onion at face value than I might have done five years ago.
placeholder name, July 15, 2016, 10:40:34 am

I think they're usually trying to be funny and show that they're in on the joke. There was a lot of that when horse_ebooks was a thing
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Post by: Carbon on July 15, 2016, 08:03:00 pm
It is difficult to sit up straight and get any benefit from a backrest. It might be time for me to bin my desk chair and go for some form of backless seating arrangement.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 16, 2016, 12:59:21 am
I'm never sure if the people who respond to @dril think he's being serious or if they're also being ironic in their seemingly unironic replies.

What I'm saying is the prevalence of irony on the internet makes it a goddamn nightmare to understand anything anymore, so I feel more sympathy for people on Facebook taking the Onion at face value than I might have done five years ago.
placeholder name, July 15, 2016, 10:40:34 am

Irony on the internet is a game of being "in the know." Hints are usually about that signal to those looking for them. There is an argument to be made for humor, or a certain style of humor, to have some subtlety about it, some others achieve humor by trying to trick people. There becomes this culture of smugness about it though, in humor as well as politics and I've  become less comfortable with it as of late (http://http:/www.vox.com/2016/4/21/11451378/smug-american-liberalism/).

I suppose that you could accuse the F+ of this kind of playing this kind of smug game, but that's just one of the good reasons we have the prime directive.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on July 16, 2016, 01:23:50 am
More often than not I quickly avert my gaze from someone if I think it looks like I'm staring, but I have no doubt that that just makes it seem like I was staring and got caught.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on July 16, 2016, 05:40:32 am
I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around the word "pad" right now. Maybe I'm just drunk, but I'm having a really hard time placing what exactly a "pad" is. All I can get is that it is something wider and longer than it is thick. The word implies something soft to me, but the more I thing about it, the less that makes sense as we have things like launch pads and mouse pads that are definitely hard.

Please help I'm drunk and can't sleep because I'm thinking about pads.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on July 19, 2016, 06:33:55 am
For some reason I'm exposed to a lot of Home Depot advertisements. In all the recent ones they include this vague industry rhythm of clinking and clanking sounds in the last few seconds. Nothing gets me more pumped to tear down an oak tree with my bare hands.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 19, 2016, 06:55:24 am
No store in this country sells 6.35mm to 3.5mm Female to Male audio cables, I'm thinking of exchanging my microphone for a USB microphone just because I can't find a reliable adapter for it that lets me plug it into my computer

Fuck I'm an idiot, I can just remove my XLR to 6.35mm cable from my microphone and get an XLR to 3.5mm
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm
Hammock with mattress?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on July 21, 2016, 05:04:28 pm
Hammock with mattress?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm

Rain!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 21, 2016, 09:57:12 pm
Hammock with mattress?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm

Rain!
Carbon, July 21, 2016, 05:04:28 pm
What if it's an indoor hammock like that therapist dude in Twin Peaks had?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on July 21, 2016, 10:16:27 pm
Hammock with mattress?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm

Rain!
Carbon, July 21, 2016, 05:04:28 pm
What if it's an indoor hammock like that therapist dude in Twin Peaks had?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 09:57:12 pm

A mattress in an indoor hammock is just a more difficult to make, more difficult to use, and less comfortable bed. There's no breeze to sway in or trees to look up at, yet you still have the chance to flip yourself in your sleep and fall and die, and in the first place you have to pull some custom carpentry to suspend the thing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 21, 2016, 10:54:49 pm
Why aren't there musical pieces especially for whistling? Wanna hear a concerto for soprano whistler or acapella whistling
A Meat, July 15, 2016, 10:56:13 am

One of the first hit recordings of all time was a man who whistled. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Johnson_(singer))
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on July 22, 2016, 12:14:19 am
There's a guy running for Washington state auditor whose last name is Sprung and I'm really disappointed that he doesn't have a slogan along the lines of "when you walk in with an itty-bitty waist to your local polling place, you vote Sprung"

(I'm sure you could do something better, change "itty-bitty waist" to something more relevant to the position of state auditor, but this idea isn't worth refining into anything legitimately clever, it's more about structure than content)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 22, 2016, 12:21:17 am
Hammock with mattress?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm

Rain!
Carbon, July 21, 2016, 05:04:28 pm
What if it's an indoor hammock like that therapist dude in Twin Peaks had?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 09:57:12 pm

A mattress in an indoor hammock is just a more difficult to make, more difficult to use, and less comfortable bed. There's no breeze to sway in or trees to look up at, yet you still have the chance to flip yourself in your sleep and fall and die, and in the first place you have to pull some custom carpentry to suspend the thing.
Carbon, July 21, 2016, 10:16:27 pm

Maybe a soft weave hammock with springs on the supports to provide a feeling of weightlessness?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 22, 2016, 12:40:24 am
There's a guy running for Washington state auditor whose last name is Sprung and I'm really disappointed that he doesn't have a slogan along the lines of "when you walk in with an itty-bitty waist to your local polling place, you vote Sprung"

(I'm sure you could do something better, change "itty-bitty waist" to something more relevant to the position of state auditor, but this idea isn't worth refining into anything legitimately clever, it's more about structure than content)
fruithag, July 22, 2016, 12:14:19 am

Can we get him a running mate with the last name Trapp?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on July 24, 2016, 04:13:58 pm
When Alex Jones inevitably dies of some cholesterol-related disease (because he is very fat), I bet a shitload of conspiracy theorists will flip the fuck out and call it an assassination.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 24, 2016, 04:22:25 pm
When Alex Jones inevitably dies of some cholesterol-related disease (because he is very fat), I bet a shitload of conspiracy theorists will flip the fuck out and call it an assassination.
Gyro, July 24, 2016, 04:13:58 pm
Knowing Alex Jones, his Will is probably going to start with an itemized list of people to blame
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 25, 2016, 05:53:22 am
Told a friend to stop posting nostalgic memes on Facebook because it made him seem like he wanted to crawl back into his mother's womb. Since then he has done nothing but like pictures of big booty'd black ladies which all end up showing up in my feed. I don't mind seeing these shameless selfie posts (some part of my male brain won't let me hide his likes) but I feel sorry for his fiance.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 26, 2016, 01:40:23 am
I honestly don't know how I can possibly be THIS COOL

high school me would be stunned
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on July 26, 2016, 09:42:40 am
Our cats went to the vet and now they're all stumbling around, high as kites. I find this very amusing.

Sometimes I think I'm a very cruel person.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 27, 2016, 03:38:15 pm
One day I'll find and submit a document about people wanting to fuck amazon packages and I'll call it "THIS WAY UP my ass"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: McShrimpsky on July 27, 2016, 05:43:02 pm
To me, one of the weirdest things about the internet is how hard it is to determine someone's age.  Like, imagine living in a world where everyone looks like an adult and is treated like an adult, except that some people are secretly two middle schoolers in a trench coat, and most of the time nobody can tell the difference because a lot of the real adults act like middle schoolers anyway.  That's kind of how it is.  Someone could be a gross, shitty 40-year-old man talking about their very real divorce on Gaia Online, or they could be 14 years old and making it all up.  You can make a pretty good guess as to which it is, but you'll never know for sure.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 28, 2016, 03:22:18 am
To me, one of the weirdest things about the internet is how hard it is to determine someone's age.  Like, imagine living in a world where everyone looks like an adult and is treated like an adult, except that some people are secretly two middle schoolers in a trench coat, and most of the time nobody can tell the difference because a lot of the real adults act like middle schoolers anyway.  That's kind of how it is.  Someone could be a gross, shitty 40-year-old man talking about their very real divorce on Gaia Online, or they could be 14 years old and making it all up.  You can make a pretty good guess as to which it is, but you'll never know for sure.
McShrimpsky, July 27, 2016, 05:43:02 pm

What are you talking about, life is like this, you don't how many trench coats I've opened to discover a pre-teen with abnormally large head and hands standing on stilts in my job as a security officer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 28, 2016, 04:56:04 pm
I really like the nickelback video for gotta be somebody (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0VRj2uw9L0) because the absurd overacting and camera shaking and scale of the set make it look way, way heavier than it is, and then it's just some fucking nickelback song you couldn't possibly perform that way. It's a perfect picture of nickelback as a whole, of something that's way less exciting than it's pretending to be.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on July 28, 2016, 06:39:13 pm
Our cats went to the vet and now they're all stumbling around, high as kites. I find this very amusing.

Sometimes I think I'm a very cruel person.
montrith, July 26, 2016, 09:42:40 am

You are simply enjoying one of the small perks of being a cat owner.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on July 28, 2016, 07:54:41 pm
the real problem with american elections is the blatant bias against 2D love
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 28, 2016, 07:58:49 pm
Listen, when I said "I'm With Her," I meant Asuka alright

-Bernie Sanders
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: McShrimpsky on July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 29, 2016, 01:54:55 pm
I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
McShrimpsky, July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
which anime though? is it JoJo? That one involves a US president. I guess Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would be Trump's stand as well
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on July 29, 2016, 03:00:58 pm
I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
McShrimpsky, July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
which anime though? is it JoJo? That one involves a US president. I guess Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would be Trump's stand as well
A Meat, July 29, 2016, 01:54:55 pm

The one about mahjong, obviously.

(https://40.media.tumblr.com/2119f0f6837bd6908f9f108344ed9885/tumblr_inline_noidjng0lw1rw8rin_540.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: McShrimpsky on July 29, 2016, 03:43:22 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_I6fRquEc_PQ/TJIBIgrKCcI/AAAAAAAARsI/bH1FbFclufo/s1600/adolf+hitler+shojo+manga.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 29, 2016, 04:00:31 pm
I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
McShrimpsky, July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
which anime though? is it JoJo? That one involves a US president. I guess Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would be Trump's stand as well
A Meat, July 29, 2016, 01:54:55 pm
How many gaffes can you create in the frozen time?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 29, 2016, 04:05:25 pm
I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
McShrimpsky, July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
which anime though? is it JoJo? That one involves a US president. I guess Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would be Trump's stand as well
A Meat, July 29, 2016, 01:54:55 pm
How many gaffes can you create in the frozen time?
AgentCoop, July 29, 2016, 04:00:31 pm
Once he gets together with a 15 year old girl we'll know
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on July 29, 2016, 08:36:30 pm
I've noticed that at some point I started unconsciously thinking of "looks like shit" as a positive thing to say. Like, I saw my coworker's car in the parking lot and they had just washed it and my immediate thought was "wow her car looks like shit" but meant like entirely in a positive way. I don't know when my brain decided to make this switch but I've noticed myself thinking it about a lot of things and I'm getting worried that someone is going to show me something and I'm going to blurt out "that looks like shit" before remembering that's not how most people use that phrase
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 29, 2016, 10:40:33 pm
I just had to explain a reference to NewsRadio to some kid on the internet. Goddamnit stop making me feel old.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: McShrimpsky on August 01, 2016, 06:25:52 pm
The line between singing like Bruce Springsteen and singing like Tom Waits is perilously thin sometimes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on August 01, 2016, 07:14:26 pm
Australia's public holidays are horribly unbalanced. There's a shitload in the first third or so of the year, to the point where there's sometimes a three-day work week around easter. But since then we've had one public holiday in June and the calendar's otherwise bare of them until the Christmas season.

There's the Melbourne Cup in there somewhere around September-October-ish, but that's only for one state.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Argyle Funk on August 02, 2016, 03:04:55 am
Potatos O'Brien sounds like an epithet against Irish people
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 02, 2016, 10:42:27 am
Today I had a real confidence boost when I discovered I'm as tall as notable successful person Daniel Radcliffe.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on August 02, 2016, 11:29:01 am
Today I had a real confidence boost when I discovered I'm as tall as notable successful person Daniel Radcliffe.
moooo566, August 02, 2016, 10:42:27 am
How tall is that guy?
Edit: he's 5' 5". Now my confidence is boosted too!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 02, 2016, 01:09:24 pm
Wow, glad to know I could dunk on harry potter if need be
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on August 02, 2016, 03:41:36 pm
Wow, glad to know I could dunk on harry potter if need be
AgentCoop, August 02, 2016, 01:09:24 pm

Nah he'd be on his broom though.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 02, 2016, 03:53:24 pm
Hearthstone, by virtue of being a virtual card game, could totally avoid the issue of power creep that's so prevalent in CCGs, by adjusting older cards to prevent them from falling behind. Yet, they still release cards that are almost identical to older cards, only slightly better by one point of something, obsoleting the older card, and introducing a boring new card that serves the exact same purpose as the older card you could have just buffed to fit that niche
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Quark-Antiquark on August 02, 2016, 04:42:17 pm
26 is the only integer directly between a square (52) and a cube (33)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 02, 2016, 04:44:25 pm
Hearthstone, by virtue of being a virtual card game, could totally avoid the issue of power creep that's so prevalent in CCGs, by adjusting older cards to prevent them from falling behind. Yet, they still release cards that are almost identical to older cards, only slightly better by one point of something, obsoleting the older card, and introducing a boring new card that serves the exact same purpose as the older card you could have just buffed to fit that niche
A Meat, August 02, 2016, 03:53:24 pm

Booster packs are still the hearthstone monetisation model, right? They can't have you using old cards rather than paying for new ones.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 03, 2016, 02:17:13 pm
My little brother started using ballpit a couple weeks ago and I'm not sure if he knows this is me on here. I assume he must since my username is a reference to something we both like, and my icon is the same one I use on steam, and I've posted things in the pictures thread moments after showing them to him. I feel like there's no way he doesn't know this is me, but neither of us has addressed it so I'm just going to carry on saying things like "fuck" and "cummies" and "1.21 jizzawatts?!" and hope he doesn't tell our mom what I'm really like [freakout]

On the other hand. HEY IF YOU'RE READING THIS I BETTER NOT SEE YOU CUSS ON HERE OR I AM SO TELLING ON YOU
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on August 04, 2016, 10:13:26 am
My little brother started using ballpit a couple weeks ago and I'm not sure if he knows this is me on here. I assume he must since my username is a reference to something we both like, and my icon is the same one I use on steam, and I've posted things in the pictures thread moments after showing them to him. I feel like there's no way he doesn't know this is me, but neither of us has addressed it so I'm just going to carry on saying things like "fuck" and "cummies" and "1.21 jizzawatts?!" and hope he doesn't tell our mom what I'm really like [freakout]

On the other hand. HEY IF YOU'RE READING THIS I BETTER NOT SEE YOU CUSS ON HERE OR I AM SO TELLING ON YOU
fruithag, August 03, 2016, 02:17:13 pm

okay sorry I won't swear again please don't tell mom I said a fuckword
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 08, 2016, 01:05:16 am
Suicide Squad is the favorite movie of people on tumblr who tell you you're a bad person if you don't eat ass.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am
Human foosball
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Argyle Funk on August 08, 2016, 04:55:22 am
Human foosball
A Meat, August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am

Roosh V. Ball?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on August 08, 2016, 06:43:32 am
Human foosball
A Meat, August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am

Roosh V. Ball?
Argyle Funk, August 08, 2016, 04:55:22 am

Contradiction in terms: That's not a human, that's some sort of horrible piss-gremlin.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 08, 2016, 07:58:56 am
Human foosball
A Meat, August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am

Roosh V. Ball?
Argyle Funk, August 08, 2016, 04:55:22 am

Contradiction in terms: That's not a human, that's some sort of horrible piss-gremlin.
Gyro, August 08, 2016, 06:43:32 am

I think you misunderstood because the phrasing was kind of ambiguous, let me clarify what was actually being said.

"What if there was a version of Foosball where instead of little plastic dudes, it's real living people?"

"Sounds like a great idea! Can it use Roosh V as the ball? I would love to see him take a backflip kick to the face."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 09, 2016, 07:55:16 pm
My hair is getting pretty long and my bangs have been all in my face at work which sucks because I work in food service so I can't touch my hair/face which means I have to do an emoboy myspace hair flip every 30 seconds, which is not a great look. The other day I was thinking to myself "I wish there was something I could use to like... pin my bangs up and keep them out of my face." Then I realized -- get this -- that already exists! It's called a bobby pin and it was invented in 1899. But then I was like, unconsciously, "oh but that's a girl thing so nvm." Then I said "oops wait who gives a shit" and bought some bobby pins and HALLELUJAH this is so much better. Sometimes I forget how deeply ingrained the gender binary can be until I'm actively thinking about it.

hair is hair, who give a care
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Fanzay on August 10, 2016, 12:46:17 pm
Human foosball
A Meat, August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am

Roosh V. Ball?
Argyle Funk, August 08, 2016, 04:55:22 am

That sounds like a fucking amazing court case
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on August 11, 2016, 03:52:30 am
Here's two pointless thoughts that I had back-to-back:

1) Salt Lake SQUARTY
2) why am I like this
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 11, 2016, 10:21:03 am
Would it make you feel better if I told you I once had the very similar thought "Portland, OEGAMIOM"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 12, 2016, 10:07:39 pm
Yay Aly Raisman!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 13, 2016, 12:45:46 am
ORLY = OWLY

That's why they used the owlet as the image macro.

I cracked the code guys, it took me ten years.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Caroline on August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm
You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 23, 2016, 12:00:43 am
You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Caroline, August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm

The opposite is true too, what people are willing to put their dicks in is amazing.
(for example, the tailpipe of a car)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 23, 2016, 12:41:20 am
You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Caroline, August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm

The opposite is true too, what people are willing to put their dicks in is amazing.
(for example, the tailpipe of a car)
jorty, August 23, 2016, 12:00:43 am

Regrettably I've also learned from this podcast that people are willing to put things in their dicks which is amazing but not in a positive way
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 23, 2016, 12:47:03 am
You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Caroline, August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm

The opposite is true too, what people are willing to put their dicks in is amazing.
(for example, the tailpipe of a car)
jorty, August 23, 2016, 12:00:43 am

Regrettably I've also learned from this podcast that people are willing to put things in their dicks which is amazing but not in a positive way
fruithag, August 23, 2016, 12:41:20 am

Now all we need is an episode on people sticking their butts in weird thing and it'll be complete!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Caroline on August 23, 2016, 11:27:46 am
You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Caroline, August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm

The opposite is true too, what people are willing to put their dicks in is amazing.
(for example, the tailpipe of a car)
jorty, August 23, 2016, 12:00:43 am

Regrettably I've also learned from this podcast that people are willing to put things in their dicks which is amazing but not in a positive way
fruithag, August 23, 2016, 12:41:20 am

Now all we need is an episode on people sticking their butts in weird thing and it'll be complete!
jorty, August 23, 2016, 12:47:03 am

Make a doc! I'm sure if you google hard enough you'll find what you're looking for...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on August 23, 2016, 12:19:06 pm
Quakerism is really cool. I need to start attending meetings, but I'm wary of joining a church again.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 25, 2016, 08:44:48 am
I dunno if anyone else has this feeling but I'm afraid of being one of the people the f plus read out one day somehow.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on August 25, 2016, 11:36:42 am
I dunno if anyone else has this feeling but I'm afraid of being one of the people the f plus read out one day somehow.
jorty, August 25, 2016, 08:44:48 am

we did put together a doc of ballpit forums posts, but for the most part the material centered around Guest
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ashto on August 25, 2016, 12:13:30 pm
I dunno if anyone else has this feeling but I'm afraid of being one of the people the f plus read out one day somehow.
jorty, August 25, 2016, 08:44:48 am

we did put together a doc of ballpit forums posts, but for the most part the material centered around Guest
jack chick, August 25, 2016, 11:36:42 am

Oh shit, I almost forgot about Guest. Though I thought we all agreed never to repeat what Guest wrote.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 25, 2016, 12:25:41 pm
I dunno if anyone else has this feeling but I'm afraid of being one of the people the f plus read out one day somehow.
jorty, August 25, 2016, 08:44:48 am

we did put together a doc of ballpit forums posts, but for the most part the material centered around Guest
jack chick, August 25, 2016, 11:36:42 am

this post is so cruel I took away your 666 cheevos as punishment
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 25, 2016, 10:15:26 pm
Dear Hollywood:

Please reboot The Devil and Daniel Webster

As

The Devil and Danny Brown

thnx bye
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 26, 2016, 08:04:08 am
I'm really enjoying Young Thug's new album and wish I could look as nice in a dress as him tbh. ;-;
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 26, 2016, 04:46:46 pm
I had thought of something really cool to post here while at work but when I got home I forgot about it. It was really great though, you guys should've been there, in my head, when I thought of it. Oh well. Goodbye!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 26, 2016, 07:13:08 pm
It's 3 am and I just had the idea to somehow do some sort of atrocity tourism panel thing in the local nerd convention two months from now.

I wonder if I can find enough people who have been irreversibly fucked up by the internet like I have.

I mean, last year i went to a fan fiction writers panel and it was fascinating in a strange way
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 26, 2016, 07:56:29 pm
I'm really enjoying Young Thug's new album and wish I could look as nice in a dress as him tbh. ;-;
jorty, August 26, 2016, 08:04:08 am

(http://static.spin.com/files/2015/07/young-thug-new-songs-chickens-paradise-slime-season.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 26, 2016, 08:12:47 pm
I'm really enjoying Young Thug's new album and wish I could look as nice in a dress as him tbh. ;-;
jorty, August 26, 2016, 08:04:08 am

(http://static.spin.com/files/2015/07/young-thug-new-songs-chickens-paradise-slime-season.jpg)
Lemon, August 26, 2016, 07:56:29 pm

I think he looks really nice in this! https://www.instagram.com/p/BJjblTwBcfu/
(Also just a heads up for anyone who goes to look. Theres some p bleh comments. Mainly homophobic)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 31, 2016, 12:23:57 am
the way caffeine makes my mind race makes me hella uncomfortable so I guess the list of things I drink is now down to
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 31, 2016, 05:30:21 am
I'm unsure whether to use hitbox or twitch to stream video games to. It seems like more people use twitch so maybe it'd be better to use so I don't have to make friends sign up for something new just to watch and chat?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 31, 2016, 08:23:37 am
I'm unsure whether to use hitbox or twitch to stream video games to. It seems like more people use twitch so maybe it'd be better to use so I don't have to make friends sign up for something new just to watch and chat?
jorty, August 31, 2016, 05:30:21 am

I'd say twitch. What I've been hearing (someone correct me if I'm wrong) is hitbox kind of started to catch on mainly because people were having some issue with twitch, but now people are going back to twitch because they fixed it. Everything I'm saying might be wrong
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ashto on August 31, 2016, 09:26:47 am
Everything I'm saying might be wrong.
fruithag, August 31, 2016, 08:23:37 am

Hmm...

Shadow of Mordor could definitely use a better difficulty curve. What I do is a playstyle called IIRC hardcore permadeath? The idea is you only take the required story upgrades, no health/focus upgrades at all, never fast travel without advancing time, and if you die you delete the file and start over. Makes the game way more fun IMO, and having to often run away from fights rather than just throwing your infinite lives at the same Uruk captains until they die makes for a way more interesting narrative (with the add bonus of that sweet Nemesis dialog where they mock you for running away)
fruithag, August 23, 2016, 07:16:37 pm

Hmmmm...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 31, 2016, 10:02:51 am
Something you want to say, punk?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 31, 2016, 10:05:50 am
I'm unsure whether to use hitbox or twitch to stream video games to. It seems like more people use twitch so maybe it'd be better to use so I don't have to make friends sign up for something new just to watch and chat?
jorty, August 31, 2016, 05:30:21 am

I'd say twitch. What I've been hearing (someone correct me if I'm wrong) is hitbox kind of started to catch on mainly because people were having some issue with twitch, but now people are going back to twitch because they fixed it. Everything I'm saying might be wrong
fruithag, August 31, 2016, 08:23:37 am

" Everything I'm saying might be wrong." The motto of the internet.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 31, 2016, 11:08:13 am
I think when hitbox caught on is when twitch started muting VoDs to crack down on people streaming music, since they can't really do the youtube thing of just funnelling revenue back to the copyright holder. The system had a bunch of issues, like muting in half hour segments rather than specific instances, and false positives on game soundtracks and stock sounds, plus the predictable bunch of people getting pissy that they couldn't stream all the music they wanted. Hitbox didn't worry about that, and also tended to be a little more stable and more helpful, probably just because they didn't have huge streams pressing their servers and huge idiots pressing their support teams, so a lot of people (mostly smaller streamers, I think?) switched, or at least floated the idea of it. A lot came back when their viewers wouldn't obediently follow, and the system has improved a lot anyway.

I haven't used hitbox in a long time, but I've not had any issues with twitch lately, as someone who uses it near daily. Honestly I haven't heard anyone even mention hitbox in probably a year, did you have some particular reason for considering it beyond just checking out all the alternatives?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 31, 2016, 11:14:34 am
can you file a copyright claim on a tongue-twister?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Argyle Funk on August 31, 2016, 11:18:29 am
It better be a pretty good tongue twister
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 31, 2016, 11:21:47 am
It better be a pretty good tongue twister
Argyle Funk, August 31, 2016, 11:18:29 am
you have no fucking clue how good it is, it's just not in english
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on August 31, 2016, 11:56:30 am
I'm unsure whether to use hitbox or twitch to stream video games to. It seems like more people use twitch so maybe it'd be better to use so I don't have to make friends sign up for something new just to watch and chat?
jorty, August 31, 2016, 05:30:21 am

From everything I've seen, beam.pro (http://beam.pro) is really great, very low latency, though it does have a weird gamification thing where you can 'level up' your account? I've never looked into that side of things too much, but it's a solid streaming platform.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 31, 2016, 12:36:46 pm
I'm unsure whether to use hitbox or twitch to stream video games to. It seems like more people use twitch so maybe it'd be better to use so I don't have to make friends sign up for something new just to watch and chat?
jorty, August 31, 2016, 05:30:21 am

From everything I've seen, beam.pro (http://beam.pro) is really great, very low latency, though it does have a weird gamification thing where you can 'level up' your account? I've never looked into that side of things too much, but it's a solid streaming platform.
LancashireMcGee, August 31, 2016, 11:56:30 am

It looks nice but I'm not sure if it'd be good since I doubt many people have accounts there and I don't want them just to sign up for a dorky video game stream x:
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 31, 2016, 12:49:14 pm
Everyone uses Twitch. Use Twitch, it's fine. Switch to beam.pro if you're doing audience involvement stuff and can't wait for twitch's delays (after you fiddle with those settings within twitch first ofc)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 31, 2016, 05:17:28 pm
Man the people who contribute to Designspiration.com need to calm down on the TnA. It's not to say that the womanly figure can't be artistic or even sexy in design, but the amount is a little eyebrow raising.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on September 01, 2016, 12:50:43 am
I was taking a walk the other day when my phone suddenly picked up a new wifi network. It was called Make(TOWNNAME)GreatAgain.

Not sure if sarcastic or if I should move.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Jack Sensation on September 01, 2016, 01:07:57 am
Mum asked if I would go to Harry Potter World in Japan if we went there and when I was unenthusiastic she said I would be into it if it was for one of my video games.

And she's right because I would go to Metal Gear World opening day.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on September 01, 2016, 01:19:10 am
Mum asked if I would go to Harry Potter World in Japan if we went there and when I was unenthusiastic she said I would be into it if it was for one of my video games.

And she's right because I would go to Metal Gear World opening day.
Jack Sensation, September 01, 2016, 01:07:57 am

Metal Gear World sounds amazing, it just sucks that Kojima is already hypothetically pre-banned in the event that it ever exists
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on September 01, 2016, 01:36:17 am
Mum asked if I would go to Harry Potter World in Japan if we went there and when I was unenthusiastic she said I would be into it if it was for one of my video games.

And she's right because I would go to Metal Gear World opening day.
Jack Sensation, September 01, 2016, 01:07:57 am

Metal Gear World sounds amazing, it just sucks that Kojima is already hypothetically pre-banned in the event that it ever exists
fruithag, September 01, 2016, 01:19:10 am

Kojima is banned but mysteriously moving cardboard box isn't,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on September 01, 2016, 02:40:18 am
Hitbox is my preferred streaming site just ecause it seems more reliable to me and my shitty Australian internet. Give it a bit of time to buffer and it's smooth as hell, while I think GDQ's the only Twitch stream I've ever been able to watch without ridiculous lag spikes.

Maybe it's who I've watched on both platforms, but it's led me to far prefer Hitbox. That, and the fact darker screens and UIs are just better for watching things and I don't get why no video service I've seen realizes that but Hitbox and Netflix.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on September 01, 2016, 02:20:08 pm
I've been meaning to read more for a while now. And while I mean forever. I keep putting off stuff I should really do forever and I don't know why.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 01, 2016, 05:25:01 pm
I don't have internet this weekend and I haven't decided whether I'll replay SMTIV in preparation for Apocalypse, or just read a book, which I haven't done in half a year
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 08, 2016, 06:37:03 am
By a strictly geographical definition, I am an Asian-American. By the strictest possible definition (allowing that I can be born here in the states) I am more caucasian than 99% of white Americans.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on September 09, 2016, 01:51:13 am
Technology is amazing. I was trying to remember the name of this song I liked in high school but all I could remember was that it had sort of a folky indie pop sound and when I listened to it on my iPod it showed something like this for the album art:

(https://i.gyazo.com/thumb/116_w/_8401de6dd53d3274c8437d5f37578163-png.jpg)

So I ran a reverse google image search for "indie folk" on that shitty recreation that I made in Paint and just scrolled down a bit and hey there it is, Hometowns by The Rural Alberta Advantage. We are living in the got damn FUTURE (this is the song I was thinking of, still great)

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 09, 2016, 02:00:15 am
Being part of the religious left sucks because other believers call you a traitor for being a leftist, and other leftists think you're a fake because you're religious.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 09, 2016, 06:32:46 am
Being part of the religious left sucks because other believers call you a traitor for being a leftist, and other leftists think you're a fake because you're religious.
Vinny Possum, September 09, 2016, 02:00:15 am
This is the worst dude, tell me about it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 09, 2016, 06:49:10 am
Being part of the religious left sucks because other believers call you a traitor for being a leftist, and other leftists think you're a fake because you're religious.
Vinny Possum, September 09, 2016, 02:00:15 am
This is the worst dude, tell me about it
AgentCoop, September 09, 2016, 06:32:46 am

You're both traitors for not blindly believing in the non-god that we true liberals don't not believe in.  You're false intellectuals for believing in something that's kind of reasonable if you actually consider it logically.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 09, 2016, 07:06:48 am
can we agree that the worst are the militant atheists who are somehow extreme right-wing assholes? basically the alt-right
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on September 09, 2016, 08:55:18 am
can we agree that the worst are the militant atheists who are somehow extreme right-wing assholes? basically the alt-right
A Meat, September 09, 2016, 07:06:48 am

Yep! As a left-leaning atheist I'm embarrassed for these guys by association. Also Bill Maher, who isn't right-wing but is a fucking dick. Just, don't kick me out of the left wing, okay? I don't want to hang out with the libertarian atheists, they smell funny.

I'm kind-of surprised more Christians (in particular, don't know much about other belief systems) aren't economically left-leaning, considering the very hard-line approach to money and class that Jesus is said to have taken (freaking out at the moneylenders in the temple, saying that it's harder for a rich man to get into heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, hanging out with and healing the poor all the time,  etc.) but whatever, history is weird.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 09, 2016, 09:15:10 am
Glad someone shares my opinion on Maher. Real Time is Douche Chills the show, and he can be surprisingly fucking classist
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 09, 2016, 09:31:59 am
Glad someone shares my opinion on Maher. Real Time is Douche Chills the show, and he can be surprisingly fucking classist
AgentCoop, September 09, 2016, 09:15:10 am
he's also like the biggest Islamophobe on TV (incl Fox and Friends), just a major gross dude

It's the, like, Sam Harris 'enlightened' bigotry that isn't even aware it's bigotry
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 09, 2016, 09:56:45 am
I'm so tired of facebook that I'm thinking of signing up to diaspora and getting my small friend group to join me. The site is really focused on being decentralized and letting you own your own data. So I'm really worried that this is the first step towards becoming a Sov Cit libertarian Cucklord.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on September 09, 2016, 10:48:09 pm
"...so fat I thought she was displayed at the wrong aspect ratio."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on September 10, 2016, 01:48:58 am
I'm kind-of surprised more Christians (in particular, don't know much about other belief systems) aren't economically left-leaning, considering the very hard-line approach to money and class that Jesus is said to have taken (freaking out at the moneylenders in the temple, saying that it's harder for a rich man to get into heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, hanging out with and healing the poor all the time,  etc.) but whatever, history is weird.
Gyro, September 09, 2016, 08:55:18 am

I'm not a Christian or a social conservative, but my dad and stepmother are.  They are also very right-leaning economically.  The general shape of their thought is that U.S. politics and government are a total disaster, and any money directed from taxes to fixing problems will always end up going to useless government workers and failed solutions.  They're both into charity and doing their best to fix a broken world, but they also complain about taxes almost every time I see them.

When I go over to my parents' house Fox News is on the television, and in between commercial breaks my father tells me that he wants to make a ton of money so he can give all of it to the world's poorest people.  They're voting for Trump this November.

I have a lot of strong opinions about this, but fundamentally my dad and stepmom are both good people who want to help others.  They just have different ideas about how to create a better world.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 11, 2016, 02:45:37 pm
The last couple posts in here have been pretty insightful, so for a change, how do people outside of the upper east coast live without Stewart's Shops?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on September 11, 2016, 05:39:01 pm
I really love peanut butter, cheese, and mustard sandwiches.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bunnybread on September 11, 2016, 06:46:59 pm
Donald Trump sometimes looks like a poorly drawn chicken nugget gijinka
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, April 21, 2016, 02:59:38 am

"Sometimes"


He also "sometimes" looks like a goddamn circus peanut with a blond merkin on the wrong end.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 11, 2016, 07:25:31 pm
My favorite thing about living in the bay area is all the cute interracial couples. Gives me hope for the future.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 12, 2016, 11:41:19 am
The last couple posts in here have been pretty insightful, so for a change, how do people outside of the upper east coast live without Stewart's Shops?
AgentCoop, September 11, 2016, 02:45:37 pm

We have UDF around here. They make a damn good milkshake.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 12, 2016, 12:23:21 pm
The last couple posts in here have been pretty insightful, so for a change, how do people outside of the upper east coast live without Stewart's Shops?
AgentCoop, September 11, 2016, 02:45:37 pm

We have UDF around here. They make a damn good milkshake.
Jackal Flapnasty, September 12, 2016, 11:41:19 am
Fair enough, that actually sounds exactly the same
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 15, 2016, 10:11:06 pm
Pepe isn't a white supremicist, alt-right meme, it's just a sad, pathetic internet dweller meme.

There just happens to me a lotof overlap of those two groups. Like the venn diagram is a circle inside a larger circle.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on September 16, 2016, 11:16:06 pm
I realized I've always had sort of unfounded subconscious ideas about the friendships among the members of Wu-Tang Clan and I thought it was stupid and funny so here we go. Here's my Wu-Tang headClanons. I will not be explaining my reasoning behind any of this because, for the most part, there isn't any.

The four closest friends of the group are Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, Method Man, and ODB (RIP). There's a little friction between Meth and ODB but they're both friends with the best best friends of Wu-Tang, Raekwon and Ghostface, so they just have to deal.

Everyone in Wu-Tang likes Meth and ODB. How could you not?

RZA and GZA are kind of distant for the most part. If Wu-Tang was a class of high school students, RZA would be their coach and GZA would be their teacher. Everyone looks up to them but nobody is super close to them with two exceptions: Inspectah Deck, the star athlete who RZA loves, and Masta Killa, GZA's teacher's pet. To drag this stupid metaphor on even longer, Deck is popular and well-liked for being a cool sports dude, and Masta Killa is kind of a loner who only hangs out with the teacher. Nerd!!!

U-God is just kind of around. Nobody feels strongly about him one way or the other.

I'm still not entirely clear who Cappadonna is.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on September 17, 2016, 01:53:10 pm
I realized I've always had sort of unfounded subconscious ideas about the friendships among the members of Wu-Tang Clan and I thought it was stupid and funny so here we go. Here's my Wu-Tang headClanons. I will not be explaining my reasoning behind any of this because, for the most part, there isn't any.

The four closest friends of the group are Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, Method Man, and ODB (RIP). There's a little friction between Meth and ODB but they're both friends with the best best friends of Wu-Tang, Raekwon and Ghostface, so they just have to deal.

Everyone in Wu-Tang likes Meth and ODB. How could you not?

RZA and GZA are kind of distant for the most part. If Wu-Tang was a class of high school students, RZA would be their coach and GZA would be their teacher. Everyone looks up to them but nobody is super close to them with two exceptions: Inspectah Deck, the star athlete who RZA loves, and Masta Killa, GZA's teacher's pet. To drag this stupid metaphor on even longer, Deck is popular and well-liked for being a cool sports dude, and Masta Killa is kind of a loner who only hangs out with the teacher. Nerd!!!

U-God is just kind of around. Nobody feels strongly about him one way or the other.

I'm still not entirely clear who Cappadonna is.
fruithag, September 16, 2016, 11:16:06 pm

This just made me realize how much I want an HS idol anime thingy but with Wu-Tang instead. oo:
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 17, 2016, 02:14:37 pm
Return To The 36 Host Clubs: kawaii edition
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Isfahan on September 17, 2016, 08:02:28 pm
I dunno if anyone else has this feeling but I'm afraid of being one of the people the f plus read out one day somehow.
jorty, August 25, 2016, 08:44:48 am
(http://i.imgur.com/PULjDyL.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on September 19, 2016, 01:53:57 am
I may only be a 3, but at least I'm consistently a 3.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 19, 2016, 04:38:48 pm
My hair is ginger and curly, and when it gets long it tends to hold up a bit, like a saggy afro. When I was a small ginger child, people used to call me names, one of which was Carrot Top. I have known who Carrot Top is for probably at least a decade.

Given all these facts, I am slightly upset with myself that I only realised about an hour ago that people calling me Carrot Top was more than just a standard "haha, orange head" ginger joke.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 20, 2016, 02:24:28 pm
Henning Wehn is a Monster Factory character brought to life
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 20, 2016, 03:04:43 pm
I'm not living in denial, no way!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 21, 2016, 12:52:40 pm
Although it's offensive I feel like the descriptor "toothless ginger cop" really rolls off the tongue.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on September 23, 2016, 10:42:26 pm
The new Die Antwoord album was a pretty major letdown from one of my favorite groups. I have a lot to say about it but I don't want to flood this thread with my bullshit opinions so I flooded tumblr with them instead (http://nerdcraps.tumblr.com/post/150846624186/review-die-antwoord-mount-ninji-and-da-nice)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 25, 2016, 05:52:25 pm
What exactly the draw in those paparazzi photos of celebrities leaving their apartments or going to the gym? (A thought triggered by this photo of lady gaga (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/cherubrawk/9666602/102397/102397_600.jpg)).

They're never going to be especially attractive pictures, so I don't think it's for weirdos to beat off to. They're rarely clues to interesting new fashion trends. They're not insights into these people's lives in the way that an invasive photo of them on a date would be. It's not "oh my god Lady Gaga is going to the recording studio, there's new music coming!" 

The only people this is of any use to is other paparazzi and stalkers, who then know Lady Gaga is in New York and can be sure to go take photos they will inexplicably sell for silly amounts of money. All we learn is that a famous person went to sleep in a place last night.

For real, help me out here, what's up with this? Why are there so many photos of taylor swift getting in a car?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on September 25, 2016, 05:56:20 pm
I want to write a letter to my senators and representatives, on the topic of the UN Declaration of Universal Human Rights, but I have (what I think is) the flu and my brain isn't dun work right much.

Should I try anyway or would the letter come out fucked-up?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 25, 2016, 06:28:36 pm
Write one and show it to someone who can tell you whether it reads okay? Worst case scenario, it comes out terribly and you've got an early draft for the final product.

Comedy option: send one regardless of how awful it is, and then keep writing and sending more every day to chart your illness through the medium of political spam mail.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 25, 2016, 08:52:24 pm
For real, help me out here, what's up with this? Why are there so many photos of taylor swift getting in a car?
moooo566, September 25, 2016, 05:52:25 pm
Each paparazzo is hunting for unstaged, 'real' photos they can sell to clips. They're usually in public places or whatever because that's when and where the paparazzi have access to celebs to take these photos of them. Some of it is style - here's what famous people wear when they're just trying to go about their day - and some of it is feeding a hunger for more information about peoples' favourite stars. The worst of it is designed to tear apart an 'official' representation of who someone is by catching them not wearing makeup, or in 'ugly' clothes, or kissing someone they're not supposed to kiss, etc, but this is the kind that's the most lucrative so it's also the most popular.

They're never going to be especially attractive pictures, so I don't think it's for weirdos to beat off to.
You might be surprised by how many people fetishize authenticity.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 28, 2016, 04:06:54 pm
Greek Architecture and Pokemon podcast called Triglyph and Metapod Frieze
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 28, 2016, 07:39:26 pm
Greek Architecture and Pokemon podcast called Triglyph and Metapod Frieze
AgentCoop, September 28, 2016, 04:06:54 pm

The Dodrioric Order
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Chaymie on September 29, 2016, 02:05:02 am
What if cats and dogs don't get along because they wag their tails for different reasons? A domesticated cat eventually learns that waggy dog tails are friendly.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on October 01, 2016, 01:58:29 am
When Pope Benedict XVI resigned, it was because he too pooped to pope.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on October 02, 2016, 11:02:15 pm
Getting a new hairdresser is probably the most awkward part of moving to live in another city, as well as one of the more awkward parts of gender transitioning. Handling both simultaneously didn't really alleviate problems.

Nor did the fact that the shopping district street near me has like six fucking hairdressers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 03, 2016, 05:33:07 pm
If there ever will be a revival of De Stijl, will it be neo-neoplasticism?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 03, 2016, 05:40:00 pm
If there ever will be a revival of De Stijl, will it be neo-neoplasticism?
A Meat, October 03, 2016, 05:33:07 pm
The Nieuwest in Nieuwe Beelding

E: but for real as far as design philosophies go, De Stijl has had a decent amount of stayng power, so its possible
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 04, 2016, 11:14:26 pm
I wish there was a really awesome app that let you decide where the poles on the earth are and what it's axial tilt would be, and that figured out all the climate and eco system differences and any geographical ones that might pop up.

But really, that would be basically useless. But I would love it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on October 05, 2016, 12:25:27 am
I wish there was a really awesome app that let you decide where the poles on the earth are and what it's axial tilt would be, and that figured out all the climate and eco system differences and any geographical ones that might pop up.

But really, that would be basically useless. But I would love it.
Vinny Possum, October 04, 2016, 11:14:26 pm
You could pitch that as like, a fantasy world generator or something. Tweak the tilt/poles of Earth, maybe let them shape out the continents differently, generate a thing and give people their own personal not-Europe based geographically on Bizarro-Africa.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on October 05, 2016, 01:20:30 am
I really miss drinking alcohol.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 11, 2016, 03:07:55 am
The National Association of REALATORS® really wants me to vote for Jimmy Nguyen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on October 11, 2016, 01:34:51 pm
a series of short comedic murder mysteries with a fantasy twist, starring Magick McGick, Wizard Dick
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Post by: A Meat on October 11, 2016, 02:34:24 pm
a series of short comedic murder mysteries with a fantasy twist, starring Magick McGick, Wizard Dick
GooseBusters HQ, October 11, 2016, 01:34:51 pm
Who killed Captain Allspice in the Solarium with Arcane Missles?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on October 13, 2016, 09:49:17 pm
There's a website called VNDB, the Visual Novel Database, and it's absolutely ridiculous. You know how IMDB lets you search for movies based on titles, actors, directors, etc? Imagine if, in addition to that, you could also say "give me all the movies released in 1995, originally in Italian but with English subtitles, featuring male protagonists with long hair and at least one scene involving public urination." That's VNDB. Their tagging system goes so deep with subcategory after subcategory. Let's just look at some examples.

Heroine -> Non-human heroine -> Monster heroine -> Werewolf heroine

Romance -> Love triangle -> Comedic love triangle

What if you're not looking for a certain type of story, but a certain type of VN? What if you love it when the text is contained in a box at the bottom of the screen (ADV), but don't mind the occasional switch to a fullscreen text box (NVL) as long as it's not for the whole thing? No problem

Presentation ->  Text -> ADV -> Brief NVL scenes

Now I know what you're thinking "this is all great, but there's one thing that always bugs me. I can't stand when the main character has no voice actor, but I also don't like having to listen to the main character talk all the time. If only

Presentation -> Sounds and Music -> Voice Acting -> Protagonist with Voice Acting -> Protagonist with Partial Voice Acting

"This is great," you say, "but also I'm gross and weird, and I was wondering if

Sexual Content -> Implementation of Sexual Content -> Internal Exhibition of Sex -> Visible Penetration of Cervix

Jesus christ the sexual content tags get really specific and viscerally upsetting so I'm stopping here. It gets a lot worse. Anyway the whole point of this post is that the anime equivalent AniDB sucks and I wish it was more like VNDB

edit: hm (https://vndb.org/g131)
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Post by: SirSlarty on October 16, 2016, 03:40:46 pm
My clock isn't digital, it's monster cockog.

If you have a headache, use a monster cockgesic.

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Post by: A Meat on October 16, 2016, 03:55:15 pm
Were I to go in the direction of sociology or social anthropology one day, I'd probably write a paper about shitposting culture
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 16, 2016, 11:56:28 pm
If there is a clothing store chain that is nation wide, does it have to split its clothing line in the winter? I can't imagine anyone needing a sweater in Nevada in December.
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Post by: NutshellGulag on October 17, 2016, 12:26:38 am
The National Association of REALATORS® really wants me to vote for Jimmy Nguyen.
Vinny Possum, October 11, 2016, 03:07:55 am

Well, you have to admit "Win with Jimmy Nguyen!" is pretty catchy.
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Post by: NutshellGulag on October 18, 2016, 11:29:15 pm
Why doesn't Trader Joe's have frozen tater tots? I mean, they could call them Trader Tots. It seems perfect to me. Jeeze.
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on October 19, 2016, 06:19:44 pm
I think that the 'This is a thread for yelling' on these forums should be wordfiltered to be more like this (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!)
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Post by: NutshellGulag on October 19, 2016, 08:30:53 pm
Update: Trader Joes's DOES have tater tots. Sadly, they are not named Trader Tots.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 21, 2016, 02:53:50 pm
C U D D L I N G U S
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 21, 2016, 04:09:56 pm
C U D D L I N G U S
Spooks, October 21, 2016, 02:53:50 pm
I deeply regret that google search
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on October 22, 2016, 03:27:26 pm
The more a person's worldview changes the more everything else stays the same.

I first noticed this when I was reading an objectivism forum.  This was right after Bioshock came out, and I wanted to see what they thought of it.  While I was doing this I read through some of the objectivism forum's other posts, and it turned out that a large section of their userbase consisted of ex-mormons.  This seemed really strange to me.  I mean, if you've just left an incredibly proscriptive religion then why would you follow that up with membership in one of the most proscriptive secular philosophies ever developed?

But this sort of thing is the norm.  I also read philosophy of religion sometimes, and I pay special attention to anyone who has previously held one worldview and then switched sides.  I figure people like that can see both perspectives, and their ideas will be worth learning about.  And here too, the more a person's worldview changes the more it stays the same

Dan Barker was raised as a very conservative christian and eventually switched worldviews to atheism.  Now he writes and performs the same kind of music he grew up with, except about atheism.


On the other side I'm currently reading Edward Feser's The Last Superstition.  He started as an atheist philosopher and switched to a very conservative form of Catholicism.  So I'm reading his book and all of a sudden:

"The same thing can be said of the New Atheists’ attitude toward the moral views defended by religious believers, including the traditional sexual morality so hated by secularists. That these views can only be regarded as superstitious, without rational foundation, motivated by bigotry, etc., is a familiar enough cliché, and the New Atheists have nothing to add to it – other than Richard Dawkins’s proposal to replace the Ten Commandments with a list that includes “Enjoy your own sex life (as long as it damages no one else).” Combine this with his proposal to replace religious instruction for children with something more progressive, and his weird outrage over the “hysteria” he thinks surrounds the treatment of pedophiles – his own boyhood victimization by a pedophile was, he kindly shares with us, “embarrassing but otherwise harmless” – and you get some truly creepy vibes about the direction in which secularist “values education” might go. (You can forget whatever Father Smith or Sister Mary taught you in parochial school, kids; Uncle Dick is here to tell you what it really means to love each other."

That's the most r/atheism thing that was never posted in r/atheism.  Seriously, Feser just made fun of Dawkin's molestation, belittled his feelings on the event, misrepresented his views on pedophilia, and insinuated that Dawkins is himself a molester.  The more a person's worldview changes the more everything else stays the same.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on October 22, 2016, 07:21:09 pm
I had a conversation about left-wing superheroes last night, and I'm still not sure there are any besides Captain Planet, and if that's a matter of one not being present/visible or if that's just the nature of the genre.

Much of why Captain Planet is left-wing is because his opponents are industrialists and generally anti-environmentalist. If we extend that to others--that a superhero's philosophy is largely defined by their opponents--then we come to Superman, whose iconic opponent is a corporate heavyweight, and you combine that with the fact Superman is necessarily a pro-immigration story to come up with a pretty good case. ...But you still really can't dismiss the fact that Superman is, right down to his name, an Aryan ubermesch, so you can't really stand by him as one. And of course, his buddy Batman is fascist as hell.

The other obvious choice is the X-Men, given they are a civil rights allegory and are typically primarily fighting for acceptance. That's a solid pick, especially when you recall that Professor X was classically based on Martin Luther King. ...But then you take into account that their classic opponent is Magneto and the Brotherhood of Mutants, who are classically based on Malcolm X's side of the civil rights conflict, and it falls apart again. The X-Men are the proverbial Good Ones, the members of a minority that anti-progressives point at and say 'see they're not ALL bad' while simultaneously calling for suppression based on the actions of the proverbial Bad Ones. The Brotherhood are the ones actually getting angry and fighting for change and getting vilified for it (because there's no nice way to do that), while the X-Men are either just sitting and waiting for society to accept them or just accepting that they won't and being good to the rest of humanity anyway. Individual X-Men stories can be left-wing, for sure, but I think the group as a whole can't narratively break from that 'Good Minorities' mold enough to be a good example of left-wing superheroes.

Then I went back to my own attempts, the characters I RPed as on City of Heroes. Being based on me on some level, and me being pretty left-wing, I could possibly use them as a basis... but then I realized that the ones closest to me and that I mostly associated with were villains. The one I take my username from was tired of society valuing money and muscle over intelligent reasoning, and ultimately decided they could only fix those problems by breaking it and rebuilding; a smash-the-state Marxist from a different direction. Another was marked as a villain because they took swings at white-collar crime, and just rolled with the fact this made them an outlaw.

I still have no idea as to if an answer to 'what's a left-wing superhero' is cleanly possible.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on October 22, 2016, 07:44:24 pm
I had a conversation about left-wing superheroes last night, and I'm still not sure there are any besides Captain Planet, and if that's a matter of one not being present/visible or if that's just the nature of the genre.

Much of why Captain Planet is left-wing is because his opponents are industrialists and generally anti-environmentalist. If we extend that to others--that a superhero's philosophy is largely defined by their opponents--then we come to Superman, whose iconic opponent is a corporate heavyweight, and you combine that with the fact Superman is necessarily a pro-immigration story to come up with a pretty good case. ...But you still really can't dismiss the fact that Superman is, right down to his name, an Aryan ubermesch, so you can't really stand by him as one. And of course, his buddy Batman is fascist as hell.

The other obvious choice is the X-Men, given they are a civil rights allegory and are typically primarily fighting for acceptance. That's a solid pick, especially when you recall that Professor X was classically based on Martin Luther King. ...But then you take into account that their classic opponent is Magneto and the Brotherhood of Mutants, who are classically based on Malcolm X's side of the civil rights conflict, and it falls apart again. The X-Men are the proverbial Good Ones, the members of a minority that anti-progressives point at and say 'see they're not ALL bad' while simultaneously calling for suppression based on the actions of the proverbial Bad Ones. The Brotherhood are the ones actually getting angry and fighting for change and getting vilified for it (because there's no nice way to do that), while the X-Men are either just sitting and waiting for society to accept them or just accepting that they won't and being good to the rest of humanity anyway. Individual X-Men stories can be left-wing, for sure, but I think the group as a whole can't narratively break from that 'Good Minorities' mold enough to be a good example of left-wing superheroes.

Then I went back to my own attempts, the characters I RPed as on City of Heroes. Being based on me on some level, and me being pretty left-wing, I could possibly use them as a basis... but then I realized that the ones closest to me and that I mostly associated with were villains. The one I take my username from was tired of society valuing money and muscle over intelligent reasoning, and ultimately decided they could only fix those problems by breaking it and rebuilding; a smash-the-state Marxist from a different direction. Another was marked as a villain because they took swings at white-collar crime, and just rolled with the fact this made them an outlaw.

I still have no idea as to if an answer to 'what's a left-wing superhero' is cleanly possible.
Cleretic, October 22, 2016, 07:21:09 pm

Captain America is basically a capital-D new deal Democrat, if you think that counts. He's the son of a poor Irish immigrant family, born during the great depression, and created and written by a couple of jewish writers/artists as an appeal to the US to stand up to Hitler. There was actually going to be a bit in the 2012 Avengers where he talks about health care and social assistance in the modern world, but it ended up getting cut.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 22, 2016, 07:46:36 pm
I had a conversation about left-wing superheroes last night, and I'm still not sure there are any besides Captain Planet, and if that's a matter of one not being present/visible or if that's just the nature of the genre.

Much of why Captain Planet is left-wing is because his opponents are industrialists and generally anti-environmentalist. If we extend that to others--that a superhero's philosophy is largely defined by their opponents--then we come to Superman, whose iconic opponent is a corporate heavyweight, and you combine that with the fact Superman is necessarily a pro-immigration story to come up with a pretty good case. ...But you still really can't dismiss the fact that Superman is, right down to his name, an Aryan ubermesch, so you can't really stand by him as one. And of course, his buddy Batman is fascist as hell.

The other obvious choice is the X-Men, given they are a civil rights allegory and are typically primarily fighting for acceptance. That's a solid pick, especially when you recall that Professor X was classically based on Martin Luther King. ...But then you take into account that their classic opponent is Magneto and the Brotherhood of Mutants, who are classically based on Malcolm X's side of the civil rights conflict, and it falls apart again. The X-Men are the proverbial Good Ones, the members of a minority that anti-progressives point at and say 'see they're not ALL bad' while simultaneously calling for suppression based on the actions of the proverbial Bad Ones. The Brotherhood are the ones actually getting angry and fighting for change and getting vilified for it (because there's no nice way to do that), while the X-Men are either just sitting and waiting for society to accept them or just accepting that they won't and being good to the rest of humanity anyway. Individual X-Men stories can be left-wing, for sure, but I think the group as a whole can't narratively break from that 'Good Minorities' mold enough to be a good example of left-wing superheroes.

Then I went back to my own attempts, the characters I RPed as on City of Heroes. Being based on me on some level, and me being pretty left-wing, I could possibly use them as a basis... but then I realized that the ones closest to me and that I mostly associated with were villains. The one I take my username from was tired of society valuing money and muscle over intelligent reasoning, and ultimately decided they could only fix those problems by breaking it and rebuilding; a smash-the-state Marxist from a different direction. Another was marked as a villain because they took swings at white-collar crime, and just rolled with the fact this made them an outlaw.

I still have no idea as to if an answer to 'what's a left-wing superhero' is cleanly possible.
Cleretic, October 22, 2016, 07:21:09 pm
Ann Nocenti's run on Daredevil might qualify, although it's been awhile since I last read it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on October 23, 2016, 11:56:15 am
Green Arrow is supposed to be explicitly a socialist, cause he's based on Robin Hood, see. How true this is is up to the writer, though. Sometimes he just talks a lot of shit, sometimes he's shown to be a liberal mayor who goes out of his way to help the poor. He's not a great example, though, because as a superhero his actions aren't generally very liberal.

The issue here is that vigilantism, and taking the law into your own hands, is more-or-less an inherently conservative act, and the way that superheroes typically portray it is doubly-so. The idea that some people are just inherently bad and will continue to be bad is very conservative, the idea that the best way to deal with problematic people is to continue to throw violence at them forever is fascist. Some of the better Batman stories acknowledge this: how much of a good guy is he really, is he causing some of the problems he's trying to solve by being violent, how different is he from the people he goes after, etc. etc.

I'd say, of the big name superheroes, the most actually liberal one I can think of is the Flash. Again, like with all superhero things, this all depends on who is doing the writing (and also which Flash it is, I guess.) When the Flash is written well, though, he's got an underlying belief in the humanity of his foes, and although he's always ready to solve the problem by punching it or running really fast around it, he almost always tries to help them or talk it out with them first. In various groups, Flash also tends to be the hero who stops the other heroes from going too far. This scene is (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJq2PAI-Fxc) maybe the most flash scene ever, but it's also, to me, expressing a pretty liberal way of how to deal with supervillains: by properly finding out what the underlying issue is (in this case: he has a mental disorder) and solving it (making him realize he needs help) and even working together with the villain to come to a solution (trusting him to turn himself in).

He's still using his powers to engage in actions typically reserved for state actors, and again, solving problems by punching dudes is an inherently conservative action, so it's not like he's a perfect liberal or anything, Still, Flash ends up doing it about as liberally as possible, probably as a result of him generally being written to fill a lighthearted tone in comparison to other heroes.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 23, 2016, 03:28:24 pm
What are you looking for in a superhero to make them left/right wing? The format (also the business model and target audience) doesn't really create huge amounts of space for evangelising in either direction. Especially in the comic book format, which isn't remotely information-dense, there's a pretty limited amount you can do.

People writing whole books, films and TV shows devoted to political issues have trouble. When you're levering that into a story that's got to be 50% fight scene, there's no chance. Honestly, it's probably better that way. I don't think it's possible to put these important, but not exciting, social issues into a big Hollywood spectacle without it just ending up incredibly clumsy at best and insulting/offensive at worst. For what it's worth, I do think the X-Men deserve credit as at least attempting to be a left-leaning group, even if they are a bit clumsily presented. Regardless of their origins, I don't think they should be cast out for presenting the problematic elements of minorities and integration.

There's a long way to go still, but I also think it's important to acknowledge there are improvements, at least in conception if not in story writing. I can't speak for DC, since I've never really gotten into any of their characters, but there is a black Spiderman and Ms Marvel is a young muslim woman. The MCU has War Machine, Falcon and Black Panther so it's no longer a big old party of white dudes. A lot of the worst example of Liefeldian-style anatomy is in the past, and I do think comics are, at least slightly, less ridiculous about boobs and butts and (the lack of) everything in between, as well as the outfits covering it.

tl;dr I do think superhero concepts are, on the whole, attempting improvement, with some success. Beyond the general idea of vigilantism, I don't really see any of the actual characters and storylines as leaning much in either direction, and while it needs to be discussed somewhere, I'm not sure superheroes make particularly good background for political discourse within the writing.
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Post by: Cleretic on October 24, 2016, 02:19:16 am
I'm talking more ideologically, and usually more subtext than anything. I mean, consider Batman; for all the good he may or may not do, his approach to things is heavily vigilante and might-makes-right, often with a bit of police state methodology in there too depending on the story (many of the Batman movies made a thing of this, particularly Nolan's). On top of that recall that many of the Gotham rogues gallery consists of mental patients, and I think we can agree that Bruce Wayne probably votes Republican. Iron Man has much the same stuff going on, only to a slightly lesser degree. I can agree that generally comics are getting more progressive, but the debate that night was specifically more on policy and ideology of individual characters, not about the medium as a whole aside from the assertion that the inherent vigilanteism of the superhero genre starts it off in that particular political realm.

I like Frank West's suggestion of The Flash, though. I'm not as familiar with him as I am with some others, but what I do recall about him is his ability and willingness to use his powers in very constructive, helpful and non-violent ways that suggest he's both willing and able to think like that. The worst I know of him doing is turning Central City into a police state in Kingdom Come by infinitely patrolling at top speed, but even that isn't that bad, especially given what else happened in Kingdom Come. Conceptually he's very politically agnostic (especially compared to certain other members of the League), but as deeds and demeanor go he's pretty solid as a pick.

Spider-Man could possibly be a good choice too for a lot of the same metrics, but I know even less about his stuff (and what I do know doesn't help; I don't think the act of giving birth to yourself fits on the political spectrum).
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Post by: bubbleuj on October 24, 2016, 02:46:48 am
I just found out my boyfriend has never had warm milk.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 24, 2016, 12:44:52 pm
Spider-Man could possibly be a good choice too for a lot of the same metrics, but I know even less about his stuff (and what I do know doesn't help; I don't think the act of giving birth to yourself fits on the political spectrum).
Cleretic, October 24, 2016, 02:19:16 am

I do know quite a bit about Spider-man and I can make the case for him as a liberal superhero. Peter Parker as Spider-Man in particular started out as a decidedly liberal superhero before J. Michael Straczynski (JMS) took on the character. Before JMS came along Spider-man was a character with scientific basis for his powers and a scientific background. Problems would arise that appeared to be magical in nature and he would reveal their humble scientific origins then defeat them using science.  Superstitious New Yorkers at large might hear about a monster in the sewers or a goblin flying around Queens but Spider-man was brave enough to go out and reveal a madman in a mask or a scientific experiment gone wrong. He would then invariably get his butt kicked, go back to his lab and cook up some solution using science.

Spider-man runs counter to the usual binary morality and conservative vigilantism. Most of his rogues gallery start out as regular people. Some may have a grievance or character flaw, but most are not characteristically evil, most of them are just regular, good people before something happens to them, mostly outside their control and they do what they think is necessary to put things right. Spider-man believes it is his responsibility to help these "villains" by removing or dealing with the catalyst behind the criminal behavior then he makes sure they can be rehabilitated. The most important thing being that most of them can be rehabilitated.

The best examples of Spider-man's attitude towards morality and criminal behavior are Sandman and Venom. In Spider-man's encounters with Sandman he learns of his troubled past and works with Sandman to set things right. Thus Spider-man's faith in humanity is rewarded. Venom on the other hand is manipulated by an alien entity and despite his best efforts is unable to let go of his desire for power and/or revenge. Thus Spider-man's faith is betrayed.

JMS however came along and fucked all that shit up by making Spider-man magical and giving him metaphysical villains. Suddenly Spider-man was a metaphysical solution for what was often a scientific problem in his old rogues gallery. So Spider-man didn't just use his faith to guide him towards the correct solution but faith was all he needed to be successful i.e. if he believed in the Spider God hard enough he could escape an impossible situation.

Overall DC definitely leans more to the right while Marvel leans more to the left, politically speaking. There are a few stand outs here and there but this mostly is due to the creators behind the characters and the company having differing views of the world. However individual characters will vacillate politically depending who writes them and due to influence of the editorial staff. So when you break out a particular hero you have to take a story arc, look at who is writing and or drawing it and determine what they are trying to communicate, or are exhibiting unintentionally, using the template of the character. For example Green Arrow was created by the cynical and conservative editorial staff of DC as a stand in for Batman, but he was re-imagined as a bleeding heart liberal in the 1960s by Dennis O'Neil.

TLDR Spider-man has a background in science and believes in criminal rehabilitation so there's a lot for a left leaning reader to latch onto (if you ignore JMS's run as writer). However most characters evolve due to changing creative and editorial staff. So take the perceived political leanings of characters with a grain of salt, because back in the swingin 60's even batman was portrayed like a bleeding heart liberal.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 25, 2016, 12:13:45 am
Can u get pregante...?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on October 25, 2016, 12:34:06 am
Can u get pregante...?
Perfectly Normal Novel, October 25, 2016, 12:13:45 am

Salsa Pregante
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on October 28, 2016, 12:46:36 am
I have a new avatar for very good reasons (http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/comic.php).
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Post by: krytton on October 30, 2016, 08:06:49 am
i may be turning into a finnaboo, i listen to a finnish band and i enjoy the taste of salmiakki

send help
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Post by: A Meat on October 30, 2016, 08:20:57 am
i may be turning into a finnaboo, i listen to a finnish band and i enjoy the taste of salmiakki

send help
krytton, October 30, 2016, 08:06:49 am
Pretty sure you have to enjoy saunas and hate being around people more than those things
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on October 30, 2016, 11:38:10 pm
i may be turning into a finnaboo, i listen to a finnish band and i enjoy the taste of salmiakki

send help
krytton, October 30, 2016, 08:06:49 am
Pretty sure you have to enjoy saunas and hate being around people more than those things
A Meat, October 30, 2016, 08:20:57 am

well i qualify with one of those
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Post by: NutshellGulag on November 01, 2016, 12:04:28 pm
I will eat salmiakki if it means I get regular sauna access.

Random thought:

Hello daddy! Hello mom!
I'm going to eat this cream cheese danish!
C-C-C-CALORIE BOMB!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 01, 2016, 01:27:43 pm
I will eat salmiakki if it means I get regular sauna access.

Random thought:

Hello daddy! Hello mom!
I'm going to eat this cream cheese danish!
C-C-C-CALORIE BOMB!
NutshellGulag, November 01, 2016, 12:04:28 pm
Down the street there's fried dough next door
It's the food I've been waiting for
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on November 03, 2016, 05:55:13 pm
I saw a can of Cullen Skink soup in the supermarket today and suddenly felt homesick. It's funny how it's the little things that can trigger that sort of thing
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 04, 2016, 09:28:45 am
My phone wants to automatically follow the word "hey" with "fuckos."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 04, 2016, 04:23:34 pm
Take a moment out of your day to appreciate that while the phrase "e-peen" may figuratively mean this or that, it literally means "electronic penis".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 04, 2016, 04:53:24 pm
Take a moment out of your day to appreciate that while the phrase "e-peen" may figuratively mean this or that, it literally means "electronic penis".
Spooks, November 04, 2016, 04:23:34 pm
is a vibrator an e-peen? what about a wired vibrator that's powered by your computer via USB
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on November 05, 2016, 03:50:41 am
Take a moment out of your day to appreciate that while the phrase "e-peen" may figuratively mean this or that, it literally means "electronic penis".
Spooks, November 04, 2016, 04:23:34 pm
is a vibrator an e-peen? what about a wired vibrator that's powered by your computer via USB
A Meat, November 04, 2016, 04:53:24 pm
Do Otherkin Dream of Electric Dicks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 07, 2016, 04:21:13 pm
I'm watching a youtube video and the first seven videos in the sidebar are all "recommended for you" stuff that has nothing to do with the video I'm watching, so thanks.

I guess the best I can say is that they're not all terrible recommendations. Two are songs I already like, two are things I might be interested in and only one is so off mark I don't actually know how they arrived at the idea.
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Post by: Corn Syrup on November 07, 2016, 08:24:00 pm
I guess the best I can say is that they're not all terrible recommendations. Two are songs I already like, two are things I might be interested in and only one is so off mark I don't actually know how they arrived at the idea.
moooo566, November 07, 2016, 04:21:13 pm

Ah, that's the result of Youtube's "Total Shot in the Dark" algorithm.
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Post by: A Meat on November 08, 2016, 06:29:19 am
Deckbuilding, trump-taking restaurant managing card game
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on November 08, 2016, 09:04:48 am
I guess the best I can say is that they're not all terrible recommendations. Two are songs I already like, two are things I might be interested in and only one is so off mark I don't actually know how they arrived at the idea.
moooo566, November 07, 2016, 04:21:13 pm

Ah, that's the result of Youtube's "Total Shot in the Dark" algorithm.
H.P. the Shivhog, November 07, 2016, 08:24:00 pm


OOOOOOOOOOOOONE STEEEEEEEEEP AWAY FROM TRUUUUUUUUE!
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Post by: Vinny Possum on November 08, 2016, 10:10:55 am
My ex wife just got remarried five years to the day from when we were married.

I wish her well, but that shit is hilarious.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 08, 2016, 11:31:10 am
Snacking on pistachios at work. Was trying to shell a really difficult one, and realized work is literally paying me to shell pistachios.

3 seconds per pistachio (on average), about 50 = 150 seconds or 2.5 minutes =  .242*2.5= work payed me 60 cents to eat pistachios.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 09, 2016, 09:44:11 am
Deckbuilding, trump-taking restaurant managing card game
A Meat, November 08, 2016, 06:29:19 am
A game where you have to defeat the shadow the hedgehog government and the majestic 12 chaos emeralds.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on November 10, 2016, 10:20:40 pm
My my, hey hey
Rock and roll is here to stay
It's better to burn out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey.

Out of the blue
and into the black
They give you this,
but you pay for that
And once you're gone,
you can never come back
When you're out of the blue
and into the black.


The king is gone
but he's not forgotten
This is the story
of a Johnny Rotten
It's better to burn out
than it is to rust
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on November 11, 2016, 12:09:29 am
That peaceful protest march really went south when the anarchists joined in. I'm tired in a number of ways now.
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on November 11, 2016, 01:10:13 pm
Ethanol; the happiest neurotoxin.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on November 12, 2016, 12:49:56 am
Ethanol; the happiest neurotoxin.
3viltiki, November 11, 2016, 01:10:13 pm

I thought that was MDMA.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 13, 2016, 03:48:51 am
That peaceful protest march really went south when the anarchists joined in. I'm tired in a number of ways now.
NutshellGulag, November 11, 2016, 12:09:29 am

As an anarchist, some of us are the biggest shitheads.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on November 14, 2016, 01:24:46 am
An unexpected minor quirk of coming out as trans is that you start getting completely different celebrity lookalike comparisons.

In my case these comparisons are way more flattering. I'm okay with looking like Tilda Swinton.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 14, 2016, 02:19:56 am
I had a really dumb idea to share, but by the time I got here I had totally forgotten what it was about
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nasuth on November 14, 2016, 02:30:28 am
When you really think about it, Terminator 2 is an allegory for a pedophile trying to get that one special boy.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on November 14, 2016, 02:24:02 pm
An unexpected minor quirk of coming out as trans is that you start getting completely different celebrity lookalike comparisons.

In my case these comparisons are way more flattering. I'm okay with looking like Tilda Swinton.
Cleretic, November 14, 2016, 01:24:46 am
Hell yes.
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Post by: SirSlarty on November 14, 2016, 09:17:44 pm
What's the scientific word for "every time I go on Facebook and see people posting their wonderful lives I get really depressed"?
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Post by: Vinny Possum on November 14, 2016, 10:28:51 pm
If California and Texas could just decide that they hated the rest of the US more than eachother, secession could work.

Fortuanetly for the union, that's never going to happen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on November 15, 2016, 09:16:40 am
What's the scientific word for "every time I go on Facebook and see people posting their wonderful lives I get really depressed"?
sirslarty, November 14, 2016, 09:17:44 pm

freudenschade?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on November 15, 2016, 12:30:04 pm
What's the scientific word for "every time I go on Facebook and see people posting their wonderful lives I get really depressed"?
sirslarty, November 14, 2016, 09:17:44 pm

freudenschade?
jack chick, November 15, 2016, 09:16:40 am
Postmodern anti-social neoluddite-ism?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on November 15, 2016, 01:48:24 pm
What's the scientific word for "every time I go on Facebook and see people posting their wonderful lives I get really depressed"?
sirslarty, November 14, 2016, 09:17:44 pm

freudenschade?
jack chick, November 15, 2016, 09:16:40 am
Postmodern anti-social neoluddite-ism?
3viltiki, November 15, 2016, 12:30:04 pm

I'm opting for "get help".

(Thought this was the Sadbrains thread.)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on November 16, 2016, 05:02:06 pm
Trump's secret service codename should be Agent Orange.
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Post by: NutshellGulag on November 16, 2016, 10:42:36 pm
Trump's secret service codename should be Agent Orange.
sirslarty, November 16, 2016, 05:02:06 pm

Or the Great Pumpkin.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on November 16, 2016, 11:59:46 pm
Trump's secret service codename should be Agent Orange.
sirslarty, November 16, 2016, 05:02:06 pm

Or the Great Pumpkin.
NutshellGulag, November 16, 2016, 10:42:36 pm

Fuckface von Clownstick
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 17, 2016, 04:13:15 am
I reckon they should go with one of these:

(https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_medium/public/thumbnails/image/2016/11/09/12/germany.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuvkyRCUEAA2F5_.jpg)

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on November 17, 2016, 01:05:28 pm
My friend has named his new kitty "Susie", as short for "Susan B. Anthokitty". He doesn't believe me that "Susan. B Anthnyany" is the better terrible name.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 17, 2016, 01:08:12 pm
My friend has named his new kitty "Susie", as short for "Susan B. Anthokitty". He doesn't believe me that "Susan. B Anthnyany" is the better terrible name.
Frank West, November 17, 2016, 01:05:28 pm
Mewsan B. Cat-thony
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Post by: Ashto on November 18, 2016, 02:54:33 pm
My friend has named his new kitty "Susie", as short for "Susan B. Anthokitty". He doesn't believe me that "Susan. B Anthnyany" is the better terrible name.
Frank West, November 17, 2016, 01:05:28 pm
Mewsan B. Cat-thony
A Meat, November 17, 2016, 01:08:12 pm
Mewsan B. Cat-thnyany
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 18, 2016, 03:43:32 pm
Windows 10 forcing update restarts is the worst. Why can I only set 12 active hours? Why is it not giving me an option to delay? Why did it only give me 15 minutes warning?

I could let past versions just sit there for months without updating if I wanted.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on November 19, 2016, 10:41:17 pm
Windows 10 forcing update restarts is the worst. Why can I only set 12 active hours? Why is it not giving me an option to delay? Why did it only give me 15 minutes warning?

I could let past versions just sit there for months without updating if I wanted.
moooo566, November 18, 2016, 03:43:32 pm

Why can't I just use Windows 7?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 27, 2016, 12:00:05 pm
There is something that rhymes with "orange" that people actually say: "door hinge".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on November 27, 2016, 05:27:20 pm
Damn you and your lemonade!
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Post by: Bodark on November 27, 2016, 11:51:24 pm
Just remembered the time the shitty upstairs (former) neighbor's brats made my autistic little brother eat dirt so he could be their friend.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 28, 2016, 10:30:52 pm
There is something that rhymes with "orange" that people actually say: "door hinge".
I No Longer Sleep Sherman Tank to Anus, November 27, 2016, 12:00:05 pm

that's only in a southern accent.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 29, 2016, 05:04:22 am
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 29, 2016, 11:24:48 am
A forced labor camp for cats, also known as a mewlog.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 29, 2016, 12:14:11 pm
A forced labor camp for cats, also known as a mewlog.
Sanguinary Novel, November 29, 2016, 11:24:48 am
how would you get cats to actually do any labor?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 29, 2016, 01:07:43 pm
A forced labor camp for cats, also known as a mewlog.
Sanguinary Novel, November 29, 2016, 11:24:48 am
how would you get cats to actually do any labor?
A Meat, November 29, 2016, 12:14:11 pm

Passive aggressively. Or, it could be a camp where cats are forced to wear stupid costumes for Youtube videos all the time.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on November 30, 2016, 04:09:34 pm
A forced labor camp for cats, also known as a mewlog.
Sanguinary Novel, November 29, 2016, 11:24:48 am

What labour would they even do? In fact, why would they be there? A punishment dished out by Cat Court?
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Post by: NutshellGulag on November 30, 2016, 07:53:30 pm
A forced labor camp for cats, also known as a mewlog.
Sanguinary Novel, November 29, 2016, 11:24:48 am

WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on December 01, 2016, 02:23:42 am
An alternative to secret santa called blatant santa where you chuck a present at someone's head like, 2 weeks early.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 01, 2016, 08:22:15 pm
Ballp.it: come for pictures of bronies in diapers, stay for Lemon's web experiments
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 02, 2016, 02:43:59 pm
Considering her reputation (at least in my mind) as one of the most successful female artists there is, it's really weird that I can only actually name two Kylie songs off the top of my head.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 02, 2016, 04:25:19 pm
A lot of people keep booze in their desk at the office. The engineers have even started a communal beer fridge (as long as you contribute). No one at leadership has complained. Not sure if that is a good thing, or at least a good thing to be enjoyed until someone cracks down on it.

I put some Baileys in it. It's that time of year, after all. It's good in hot cocoa.
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Post by: Eider Duck on December 04, 2016, 06:55:26 am
All of my jobs have involved working in kitchens, so having booze on hand isn't too unusual for me. After a particularly stressful night cooking orders, tasting a ice cold beer that's been kept in the freezer for an hour is the sweetest taste.
I used to work at a pub restaurant where the people working in the kitchen were entitled to a free pint from the bar staff, but this got stopped after too many chefs took the opportunity to order several more pints. There's always at least person who takes a mile when given an inch.

BTW what kind of Baileys? Plain is nice, but I love the hazelnut flavour.
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Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on December 05, 2016, 12:07:45 am
The second episode of Steven Universe (Laser Light Cannon, the one with the giant, hovering eye) ends as a reference to Luke's destruction of the Death Star in Star Wars -  A New Hope : Through the intuitive use of a magical power passed down from a deceased parent, Steven destroys a spherical super-weapon that threatens his allies.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 05, 2016, 10:21:45 am
Laser Light Cannon
Really_Quite_Nice, December 05, 2016, 12:07:45 am

And this immediately happened (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZX62imOapU)
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Post by: Bodark on December 06, 2016, 08:48:36 pm
I haven't seen Guest get caught in a trap in while.
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Post by: Runic on December 06, 2016, 09:39:02 pm
I know, right? They do is pretty often so I'm kind of surprised.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 07, 2016, 12:31:54 am
I haven't seen Guest get caught in a trap in while.
Bodark the Red-Nosed Sasquatch, December 06, 2016, 08:48:36 pm

Maybe they're catching on?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 07, 2016, 01:43:17 pm
Whenever someone tells me they eat sugar free sweets and they don't taste any different I want to apologize for their broken sense of taste
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on December 07, 2016, 04:47:11 pm
An alternative to secret santa called blatant santa where you chuck a present at someone's head like, 2 weeks early.
Frank West, December 01, 2016, 02:23:42 am

"Merry Christmas! It's a brick!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 07, 2016, 05:01:45 pm
An alternative to secret santa called blatant santa where you chuck a present at someone's head like, 2 weeks early.
Frank West, December 01, 2016, 02:23:42 am

"Merry Christmas! It's a brick!"
NutshellGulag, December 07, 2016, 04:47:11 pm

Concussions really are the gift that keeps giving
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on December 07, 2016, 07:34:40 pm
I'm scared and confused. Please don't hurt me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on December 07, 2016, 07:35:35 pm
Am I being gangstalked?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Fanzay on December 07, 2016, 07:41:35 pm
It's all for you, Guest!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on December 07, 2016, 07:48:54 pm
All for me? This entire forum was created for me? The F Plus, even? So that eventually I would join and you could mock me?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on December 07, 2016, 07:52:01 pm
[trap][trap][trap][trap][trap][trap][trap]
[trap] TRAP SPRUNG [trap]
[trap][trap][trap][trap][trap][trap][trap]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on December 07, 2016, 08:09:29 pm
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Post by: Malten on December 07, 2016, 10:16:06 pm
I'm so upset. I feel I've been betrayed. I thought this was a safe place for making fun of other people.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on December 07, 2016, 10:27:26 pm
I'm so upset. I feel I've been betrayed. I thought this was a safe place for making fun of other people.
Tose, December 07, 2016, 10:16:06 pm

(open this page in incognito mode)
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Post by: Malten on December 07, 2016, 10:43:55 pm
I've been played hard. I needed your pity. I'm going to need a lie down.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on December 08, 2016, 04:26:04 am
Major shout-out to Tose for being a good sport and going through this rite of passage. You're a fuckin' champ, dude.
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Post by: Malten on December 08, 2016, 06:31:59 am
Major shout-out to Tose for being a good sport and going through this rite of passage. You're a fuckin' champ, dude.
Bodark the Red-Nosed Sasquatch, December 08, 2016, 04:26:04 am
I had to check incognito. It's going to be hard to learn to trust again.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 08, 2016, 06:37:07 am
I've been played hard. I needed your pity. I'm going to need a lie down.
Tose, December 07, 2016, 10:43:55 pm
This is how you get made on Ballp.it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on December 08, 2016, 02:29:38 pm
I had to check incognito. It's going to be hard to learn to trust again.Tose, December 08, 2016, 06:31:59 am

It's just an artismonster cock thing that happens here.  To achieve monster cockgesia don't over-monster cockyze it or study it like the monster cockects.  As a monster cockogy, it would be like hitting the olecrmonster cock process of your humerus or falling into a cmonster cock. 

The bmonster cockity of it starts to wear on you after a while though.
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Post by: Yavuz on December 08, 2016, 03:47:14 pm
I had to check incognito. It's going to be hard to learn to trust again.Tose, December 08, 2016, 06:31:59 am

It's just an artismonster cock thing that happens here.  To achieve monster cockgesia don't over-monster cockyze it or study it like the monster cockects.  As a monster cockogy, it would be like hitting the olecrmonster cock process of your humerus or falling into a cmonster cock. 

The bmonster cockity of it starts to wear on you after a while though.
Healslime, December 08, 2016, 02:29:38 pm

Do you like to read news or sports clips? If so, you'll find it very difficult to talk about them here. Just try talking about Time clip, or Sports Illustrated clip, or Jacobin clip, or National Review clip, or Esquire clip. It always comes out wrong, and I, personally, am just monster cock enough to get a little irritated sometimes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on December 08, 2016, 06:57:41 pm
One day a Republican senator/representative from the states of Ohio and Utah will appear together on TV and the news will have their usual (Party-State) abbreviation after their names.

So on the screen you'll see a Scooby Doo-ish catchphrase:

R-UT R-OH
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on December 10, 2016, 10:41:08 pm
Being the tooth fairy is fucking harrowing.  Whose idea was it to have a tradition where you have to remove an item from underneath a sleeping child's head and replace it with a different item without waking the child?  I think I might just hand my kids money next time and tell them that the tooth fairy's gonna pay me back later after she gets her paycheck.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Liatai on December 10, 2016, 11:31:18 pm
Being the tooth fairy is fucking harrowing.  Whose idea was it to have a tradition where you have to remove an item from underneath a sleeping child's head and replace it with a different item without waking the child?  I think I might just hand my kids money next time and tell them that the tooth fairy's gonna pay me back later after she gets her paycheck.
Victor Laszlo, December 10, 2016, 10:41:08 pm

My folks actually used a box/chest on our nightstand when we were kids; you put the tooth in or on the box, and the Tooth Fairy would leave your reward in the box during the night. My little brother was extra lucky; by the time he started losing teeth, my mom was a veteran, crafty tooth fairy, and sewed him a little pillow with a pocket in it. Put tooth in pocket, put pillow on nightstand, check pocket in morning for reward.

It also helped alleviate our fears, as kids, of accidentally rolling over and squashing the tooth fairy in our sleep. XP Maybe a strategy like that will help!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 10, 2016, 11:35:03 pm
Wait, the Tooth Fairy isn't real?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 10, 2016, 11:43:09 pm
Well I guess I can stop stealing all of these teeth from the recent dead.

What am I going to do with all of these teeth?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on December 11, 2016, 02:35:25 am
Well I guess I can stop stealing all of these teeth from the recent dead.

What am I going to do with all of these teeth?
Sanguinary Novel, December 10, 2016, 11:43:09 pm

NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 11, 2016, 02:46:30 am
Well I guess I can stop stealing all of these teeth from the recent dead.

What am I going to do with all of these teeth?
Sanguinary Novel, December 10, 2016, 11:43:09 pm

NSFW content. Click to show.
Frank West, December 11, 2016, 02:35:25 am

Everything Dentata
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on December 11, 2016, 04:50:46 am
In my family you put your tooth in a glass of water beside the bed, and I didn't even remember until I heard all of these obviously worse alternatives.

I mean, that's where you put other teeth and teeth-adjacent things when they leave your mouth!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 11, 2016, 08:57:48 am
If I ever opened a dentist's office I'd call it "The Denture Bros".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on December 11, 2016, 10:22:40 am
Being the tooth fairy is fucking harrowing.  Whose idea was it to have a tradition where you have to remove an item from underneath a sleeping child's head and replace it with a different item without waking the child?  I think I might just hand my kids money next time and tell them that the tooth fairy's gonna pay me back later after she gets her paycheck.
Victor Laszlo, December 10, 2016, 10:41:08 pm

My parents would leave a pound coin under our pillow in exchange for a tooth. Because of this tradition, my parents once left an IOU note under my brother's pillow because they realised too late that they couldn't find a pound to leave under the pillow. My brother immediately made fun of our parents because of it. We may have been kids, but we weren't THAT stupid!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 11, 2016, 05:56:26 pm
Yuri on Ice is pretty adorable
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 11, 2016, 07:41:51 pm
Judging by the fact that over a third of the whites I serve at the liqour store are East Slavic (Russian, Belorussian, or Ukrainian), either North San Jose has some hidden ethnic community I know nothing about, or some stereotypes are very true.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on December 13, 2016, 06:29:05 am
Fish sauce and salmiakki do not go together.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 13, 2016, 07:50:23 am
There should be a law forcing restaurants to put their playlists online. If wagamama wants to torment me with their swing cover of riptide on loop for an hour, they should at least tell me who was responsible for it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 13, 2016, 10:35:01 am
Wow, Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson is actually singing "You're Welcome" from Moana. I'm sure it's autotuned and shiz, but I'm impressed.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on December 13, 2016, 09:05:30 pm
I wonder, over the course of the F Plus, how many pieces of writing have left open sentencss, quotes and parentheses. I mean there's so many that we can't be free of them from the amount of people who end them without starting them (although the overlong ellipses would probably help to close things). How many layers are we at?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: QueenSyreen on December 14, 2016, 07:46:58 am
I wonder, over the course of the F Plus, how many pieces of writing have left open sentencss, quotes and parentheses. I mean there's so many that we can't be free of them from the amount of people who end them without starting them (although the overlong ellipses would probably help to close things). How many layers are we at?
Cleretic, December 13, 2016, 09:05:30 pm

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))]]]]]]]]]]"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

I have ended them. You are free.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on December 14, 2016, 09:58:26 pm
Parents were against Santa Claus, so it's always a bit weird to hear a kid/kids talk about the character as if he actually exists.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 15, 2016, 01:00:51 pm
What kind of video game would John Waters make?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 15, 2016, 01:09:05 pm
What kind of video game would John Waters make?
A Meat, December 15, 2016, 01:00:51 pm
No More Heros but replace anime and Lucha Libre with Americana and make it a looooooot more sexual
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 15, 2016, 03:34:56 pm
Just realized that Poe's Law is actually referring to Portal of Evil's Nathan Poe.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 17, 2016, 02:27:34 pm
Wu Tang Chan.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on December 17, 2016, 10:00:42 pm
I've been spending 99% of the time I used to spend on ballpit on Discord lately but I still love you ballpit

gord forgive me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 18, 2016, 12:17:37 pm
I completely forgot how fucking long chkdsk can take to do it's thing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on December 22, 2016, 09:06:38 am
I put on gamer's hip clip
When I clip you clip we clip
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 22, 2016, 09:18:35 am
I don't know which forum I got this quote from, but I can't stop thinking about it

"Unrelated, a soy latte, while also an abomination, is hot bean water in hot bean water."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on December 22, 2016, 10:07:38 am
I've had this username for long enough now that I've started to identify with it to the degree of having that weird little "huh? Oops nvm" moment when I hear the word "fruit" irl

Which makes things a little weird when you work at a place that serves fruit. I feel like one of these days someone's going to come up to me like "hey why do you always have this weird reaction for a split second every time anyone mentions fruit"

Because, you know, that's something coworkers would pick up on
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Post by: Caroline on December 23, 2016, 03:06:35 pm
Gromit is a genius.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 24, 2016, 05:29:05 am
I need better personal christmas traditions than listening to Stog read about fucking santa claus.
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Post by: Eider Duck on December 24, 2016, 09:00:22 am
I will never not laugh my head off at Assassin Creed's conspiracy nonsense being presented in a totally serious manner.

I'm tempted to go see the film and laugh at it
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Post by: Vinny Possum on December 24, 2016, 11:53:56 am
I need better personal christmas traditions than listening to Stog read about fucking santa claus.
GirlKisser420, December 24, 2016, 05:29:05 am

Define better.
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Post by: SuperTrainStationH on December 24, 2016, 05:50:39 pm
Today I got to see a muslim give a jew a Christmas present and card today, and they were both happy and grateful as fuck.

Meanwhile there were christians whining because their Starbucks wasn’t Christmasy enough and it was an offense to their christian culture.

Yeah okay.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Moose on December 24, 2016, 08:30:41 pm
for the past three days i've had the phrase "motley crewneck" stuck in my head and i have no idea why
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Post by: Ashto on December 25, 2016, 09:20:16 am
Wanna feel old? Remember the Yiff the Otter guy? Apperantly it's been 17 years. Meaning someone born during that time would nearly be old enough to drive today.
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Post by: BARK RANGER on December 25, 2016, 02:58:01 pm
for the past three days i've had the phrase "motley crewneck" stuck in my head and i have no idea why
Bombshops, December 24, 2016, 08:30:41 pm

merry christmas (https://store.motley.com/collections/mens/products/motley-crue-holiday-red-crewneck-sweatshirt?variant=7124601601)
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Post by: Cleretic on December 25, 2016, 09:29:38 pm
I feel like not only can you teach a whole course on why Airplane is the best comedy movie ever made, it is imperative that somebody do so.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 26, 2016, 07:34:53 am
The British are so into their kinks they even use "feet" as common measurement! It's a damn wonder we didn't clue in to their fetishism earlier!
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 26, 2016, 07:29:08 pm
Tokyo Gore Police is not good.
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on December 26, 2016, 08:13:49 pm
2017 will be the year I buckle down and do drag at least once. I can't decide whether I want to try to be a smooth charmer drag king named Oliver Clozoff, or a Catskills comedian drag king named Perry Stalsis.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 28, 2016, 01:13:12 am
Is that a drag king thing? What moustache are you planning?
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on December 28, 2016, 01:50:27 pm
Is that a drag king thing? What moustache are you planning?
GirlKisser420, December 28, 2016, 01:13:12 am
No mustache, I'm more a sideburns and five-o-clock shadow type.
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Post by: Caroline on December 28, 2016, 05:37:32 pm
A few Christmases ago my mum bought me a fake cat. It's not actually stuffed or anything, but it looks very much like it could be. It's profoundly creepy and terrifying, so after thanking her with total insincerity I put it at the back of a wardrobe in my parents' house, went home to London and forgot all about it. When I came to visit again a few months later, I found it on my bed. There was a brief moment of scrabbling fear, but then I chucked it in a different wardrobe and went about my day. That night, when I went to bed, it was sitting on my pillow. The same thing happened the next night, and the next, and every night for the rest of my stay, despite my increasingly elaborate attempts to hide it. This has been going on for several years, including this Christmas. I'm back in London now, but for all I know it could be sitting on my bed right now. It probably is. I assume it's my mum who keeps putting it there, although I've never caught her in the act (believe me, I've tried) and we've never mentioned it. The other possibility is that it's the cat, but I'd rather not consider that.
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Post by: Ashto on December 30, 2016, 10:18:36 am
I'm very amused every time I see that I Liked That Joke bulbed something.
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Post by: Eider Duck on December 31, 2016, 04:11:46 am
I question the tastes of anybody who thinks Guinness in a can doesn't taste horrible
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Post by: Fanzay on December 31, 2016, 05:58:45 am
I question the tastes of anybody who thinks Guinness doesn't taste horrible
Eider Duck, December 31, 2016, 04:11:46 am

Ftfy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on December 31, 2016, 06:18:04 am
Blasphemy! Guinness is great when it's fresh from the tap!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 31, 2016, 06:52:20 pm
Hi there's not really any other appropriate thread to say this so happy new year, internet friends. I hope u have a good 2017.

edit: also i was curious so i looked up whether there was actually anyone in utc-1 and it turns out that right now, happy new year to everyone in the azores, that small section of eastern greendland, and cape verde!!!
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on December 31, 2016, 07:00:39 pm
There's a fucking dad joke in Rogue One and I keep thinking about it and laughing and being kind of mad that I'm laughing.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 02, 2017, 12:28:53 am
I wish I could levitate things. Not for anything useful, but so could lift my cats up while they're sleeping and be able to move around. Gimme my blanket back you jerks
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Post by: Cleretic on January 02, 2017, 01:20:20 am
I wish I could levitate things. Not for anything useful, but so could lift my cats up while they're sleeping and be able to move around. Gimme my blanket back you jerks
Sanguinary Novel, January 02, 2017, 12:28:53 am
I've put way too much thought into what superpower I'd want, and figured out that just going by what fictional characters have them telekinesis is the best. It's really versatile and powerful, but doesn't really have any in-built downsides.

The only power I'd prefer over that is shapeshifting, but that's always got weird fucking stipulations and limitations that take away all the fun. I don't want to become a shapeshifter only to find out I can only shapeshift into domesticated animals, or bodies of water, or people named Casey.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 02, 2017, 10:35:00 am
The only power I'd prefer over that is shapeshifting, but that's always got weird fucking stipulations and limitations that take away all the fun. I don't want to become a shapeshifter only to find out I can only shapeshift into domesticated animals, or bodies of water, or people named Casey.
Cleretic, January 02, 2017, 01:20:20 am
DWAYNE! (http://"http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail192.html")
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on January 02, 2017, 12:37:17 pm
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/770/144/31a.gif)
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Post by: positive stress on January 02, 2017, 08:02:31 pm
I've recently been revisiting one of my all-time favorite albums, HLLLYH by The Mae Shi. It's a weird sort of experimental, hyperactive, noisy synth punk concept album with a lot of recurring Old Testament imagery throughout, and in my opinion it's criminally underappreciated. Here's a couple of my favorite songs from it:

Pwnd (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjmgPKR6G-Q), a song about God coming to earth and fucking shit up

Boys in the Attic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIpltvDQ5qU), the Punkest song on the album

Young Marks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cu3OcHCaAo), possibly the weirdest use of auto-tune I've ever heard

Anyway I've been a huge fan of this album for a long time now but never understood what the name was supposed to be, thinking maybe the letters stood for something? and then it suddenly clicked that it wasn't an acronym or anything, it's a series of letters that can be read as both HALLELUJAH and HELL YEAH. God damn what a perfect title for an album that is a) full of religious symbolism and b) super high-energy and fucking rocks

Shout out to The Mae Shi, rest in peace, I'll never forget you
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 04, 2017, 04:07:22 pm
I can post in comic sans wooo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on January 04, 2017, 04:33:15 pm
I can post in comic sans wooo
GirlKisser420, January 04, 2017, 04:07:22 pm
fuck you
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 04, 2017, 08:10:40 pm
cops cant stop me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on January 06, 2017, 06:18:10 pm
I only know one language and that's pathetic.  So I decided to learn a second language and chose Spanish because it's spoken in a large number of countries.  And I hate it.  It's close enough to English that everything sounds like a pig-latin attempt at English.  And when I go to Spanish-speaking YouTube it's mostly people fighting on talk shows.  To be fair, the talk-show fights are a lot better than the ones on US television; I went in expecting standard slap-fests and saw a lot of great hip-throws.  To be more fair, I wouldn't want someone from a Spanish-speaking country to log onto YouTube and judge my culture by pewdiepie.

But Spanish isn't working for me.  I need a new second language and South-East Asian cultures are too authoritarian for my tastes.  Is there anything you'd recommend? 
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on January 06, 2017, 08:06:27 pm
cops cant stop me
GirlKisser420, January 04, 2017, 08:10:40 pm

apparently someone reported this user for this post.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 06, 2017, 09:11:47 pm
I only know one language and that's pathetic.  So I decided to learn a second language and chose Spanish because it's spoken in a large number of countries.  And I hate it.  It's close enough to English that everything sounds like a pig-latin attempt at English.  And when I go to Spanish-speaking YouTube it's mostly people fighting on talk shows.  To be fair, the talk-show fights are a lot better than the ones on US television; I went in expecting standard slap-fests and saw a lot of great hip-throws.  To be more fair, I wouldn't want someone from a Spanish-speaking country to log onto YouTube and judge my culture by pewdiepie.

But Spanish isn't working for me.  I need a new second language and South-East Asian cultures are too authoritarian for my tastes.  Is there anything you'd recommend?
Healslime, January 06, 2017, 06:18:10 pm

If you want a language with grammar that is very different from English (and is also easy to find material for), might I recommend Turkish? It's on Duolingo, for one thing. Another source that I've used is http://turkishlanguage.co.uk, which gives a pretty good overview of Turkish grammar.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 06, 2017, 09:31:24 pm
I only know one language and that's pathetic.  So I decided to learn a second language and chose Spanish because it's spoken in a large number of countries.  And I hate it.  It's close enough to English that everything sounds like a pig-latin attempt at English.  And when I go to Spanish-speaking YouTube it's mostly people fighting on talk shows.  To be fair, the talk-show fights are a lot better than the ones on US television; I went in expecting standard slap-fests and saw a lot of great hip-throws.  To be more fair, I wouldn't want someone from a Spanish-speaking country to log onto YouTube and judge my culture by pewdiepie.

But Spanish isn't working for me.  I need a new second language and South-East Asian cultures are too authoritarian for my tastes.  Is there anything you'd recommend?
Healslime, January 06, 2017, 06:18:10 pm

Kinda sorta a recommendation, but American Sign Language? Not truly another language, but still super helpful.
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Post by: znarf on January 06, 2017, 11:17:49 pm
Driving home from work the other day I thought of the phrase, "angel haired pastatute".

People don't like noodle based puns.  They told me to stop being such a pesto.
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Post by: Frank West on January 07, 2017, 10:36:30 am
Naming a maid or servant character in a TV show "Alexa" so that every time a character asks her to do something, the viewer's alexa gets set off.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 07, 2017, 04:51:25 pm
Naming a maid or servant character in a TV show "Alexa" so that every time a character asks her to do something, the viewer's alexa gets set off.
Wank Fest, January 07, 2017, 10:36:30 am

"I'll have my secretary, Okgoogle, call you tomorrow to confirm, then. Good night."
(click)
"Okgoogle, remember to call Cliff Buttington tomorrow at 9."
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm
Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm
Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 07, 2017, 06:31:12 pm
Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Frank West, January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm

Prank Best
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 07, 2017, 06:33:59 pm
Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Frank West, January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm

Prank Best
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 07, 2017, 06:31:12 pm

Dank Quest
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 07, 2017, 06:34:20 pm
Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Frank West, January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm

Prank Best
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 07, 2017, 06:31:12 pm

Dank Quest
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 06:33:59 pm

Lank Vest
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on January 08, 2017, 06:16:25 am
Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Frank West, January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm

Prank Best
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 07, 2017, 06:31:12 pm

Dank Quest
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 06:33:59 pm

Lank Vest
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 07, 2017, 06:34:20 pm

Spank Mess
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on January 08, 2017, 10:32:52 am
Someone at work was looking for a rubber glove and the whole day I was thinking about song parodies about rubber gloves.

(to the tune of "The One I Love" by R.E.M.)

This one goes out to my rubber glove.
This one goes to the left and right.
A double prop to protect me from grime.
This one goes out to my rubber gloves.

Drier!



(to the tune of "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Lappard)

CHORUS
Pour some acid on me.
Use a rubber glove.
Pour some acid on me.
Come on and burn me up.
Pour some acid on me
Burning feeling's not enough

Highly corrosive, dissolve my skin
Eat away my epidermis.


(to the tune of "Stop! In the e of Love" by The Supremes)

Stop!
Use a rubber glove.
Before you remove my heart.


I had more (like for "Tainted Love", "All You Need Is Love" and "Comfortably Numb", et al) but they were rehashes of the same lyrics.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on January 08, 2017, 07:23:16 pm
We should have elected John Toast as President instead of this Trump asshole, because then we'd have the first Punsident of the United States.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on January 09, 2017, 04:07:57 am
I stole a paperclip because it had a winky face on it. I don't know what to do with it now. Its contemptuous smile haunts me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on January 09, 2017, 08:04:59 am
I stole a paperclip because it had a winky face on it. I don't know what to do with it now. Its contemptuous smile haunts me.
Tose, January 09, 2017, 04:07:57 am

"In further news, Microsoft's 'Clippy' was abducted from his home in the Chicago suburbs late last evening. The kidnappers have not yet contacted authorities with a ransom or list of demands, and Clippy's family is currently fearing the worst."
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Post by: SirSlarty on January 09, 2017, 11:13:43 am
In other news, a man with smiling yellow face and glasses was seen at the local scrap metal recycling plant. Employees report the man answered to "Bob" and was "more than happy" to deposit a double-bent piece of metal free of charge. The man was seen with a jittery green dragon holding a coffee cup.
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Post by: Trav on January 11, 2017, 02:56:04 pm
"I shot a kid!"

I haven't been able to get that stupid, amazing line out of my head.
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Post by: BARK RANGER on January 11, 2017, 06:34:08 pm
There's a Gray Catbird that's been hanging out by some shrubs at a train station the last few weeks, it's weird because it's hundreds of miles outside of its supposed wintering range.  It's fat as all hell so I don't think it has a hard time finding food, but I'm not sure it's really built for 14°F weather?  It forages with a Robin crew, so thankfully it's got some company until spring.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 11, 2017, 06:50:36 pm
420am Robin Crew ft. Catbyrd Gray on Bass
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Post by: positive stress on January 11, 2017, 07:44:10 pm
My mom always sends me pictures of receipts and Starbucks drinks and stuff where people spell her name wrong and it's my favorite thing

She just sent me a receipt that said "Charrell" at the top oh my god. Daft Punk - Get Lucky (feat. Charrell Williams)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 11, 2017, 08:08:38 pm
Lost my smartphone in Osaka somewhere. It should still be in the hotel but I can't find hide nor hair of it.

I only mention this because it made me realize how goddamned dependent I've become on the thing. Two years ago I got along just fine without one.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 11, 2017, 08:35:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/3mLeDGG.png)

Image for context
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Post by: JILLVALENTINE on January 11, 2017, 09:21:03 pm
We kinkshame the president now

Also im the 420th member of the steam group
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on January 12, 2017, 12:22:27 am
My need to share all the inexplicable erotic fan fiction that I find aloud is driving away all my friends.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: BARK RANGER on January 12, 2017, 12:35:13 am
We kinkshame the president now
Chestrockwell, January 11, 2017, 09:21:03 pm

Yeah don't count on it

https://twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/819114341911904256 (https://twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/819114341911904256)
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Post by: A Meat on January 12, 2017, 01:58:10 am
My need to share all the inexplicable erotic fan fiction that I find aloud is driving away all my friends.
Tose, January 12, 2017, 12:22:27 am
Welcome to the club
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Post by: Eider Duck on January 12, 2017, 06:04:06 am
It's sad what's become of Robert DeNiro's career
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on January 12, 2017, 10:57:20 am
Internet conspiracies helped decide the election, we have tv shows about steampunk, a furry movie was the most popular children's movie, the president gets into flamewars, and the whole country is talking about pissplay.

It's time to face it guys: 2016 was the year weird internet took over the real world. We're living in web 3.0, where everyone is a F Plus exhibit.
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Post by: SirSlarty on January 12, 2017, 07:15:57 pm
To the tune of "If You Leave" by OMD

I bought you once.
I bought you twice.
I got you at a discount price.

I need you now
Like I needed you then.
Someday you'll be on sale again.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 13, 2017, 06:06:02 am
horse tranquilizer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Saoirse-Lilith on January 15, 2017, 12:17:48 am
Oh, if only I could show 18 year old me where I'd be in 10 years. Sitting by myself in my bed drinking beer and watching YouTube videos of Ashens review dollar/pound store crap.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 15, 2017, 10:56:44 am
I wonder if Boots/Lemon keep a doc around with all of the songs used in episodes. Do they have just a text file sitting around with general categories? Like, "Hey if we ever do this topic, this song would be great". After 240 episodes its gotta be a little hard finding a song.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 15, 2017, 03:12:08 pm
Benedict Cumberbatch's face kind of looks from some angles like a morbidly obese letter T
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 16, 2017, 04:58:28 pm
I'm a lot like the soylent green guy but instead of cannibalism it's about anchovies being Good
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Post by: Bodark on January 16, 2017, 08:30:40 pm
I can't believe one of my favourite non-friend Twitter accounts is essentially a Richard Nixon roleplayer
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Post by: positive stress on January 17, 2017, 02:50:35 pm
It's very possible I've already said this in this thread because I think about it every time I hear the song Don't Let's Start by They Might Be Giants but man there is one part in that song that I just love:

D, world Destruction
Over and Overture
N, do I Need
apostrophe T, need this Torture?


The fact that he says "apostrophe" there is so funny and it's something that I don't think any other band would have done. It's such a purely TMBG thing to do and I love it so much
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Post by: A Meat on January 17, 2017, 02:51:38 pm
Sexually Transmitted Identity Document
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 17, 2017, 07:19:29 pm
Sexually Transmitted Identity Document
A Meat, January 17, 2017, 02:51:38 pm
I really wish I remembered the reasoning my friends and I had for considering time travel an STD. I think it might've stemmed from me trying to rationalize the mindset that you can't have both a time machine and a family because there's no way in hell you could hide it from them.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 17, 2017, 07:34:31 pm
Fat free feta should be illegal.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Saoirse-Lilith on January 17, 2017, 07:57:49 pm
People keep saying that we live in a post truth world. I don't think that statement is complete enough. I think we live in a post reality world.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on January 17, 2017, 08:36:35 pm
It took me three days to realise that I didn't get a single birthday present.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 18, 2017, 07:54:01 pm
How DO you represent technology in a mural intended to last five+ years without that shit not looking dated in two? All I can think of it looking like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/HeFHKyk.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 18, 2017, 08:09:38 pm
I wonder if Boots/Lemon keep a doc around with all of the songs used in episodes. Do they have just a text file sitting around with general categories? Like, "Hey if we ever do this topic, this song would be great". After 240 episodes its gotta be a little hard finding a song.
Sanguinary Novel, January 15, 2017, 10:56:44 am

In that same thread, does Sherman Tank have a text file with all of the names he's used?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 18, 2017, 08:13:13 pm
Seriously fuck Baby Boomers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on January 18, 2017, 08:44:01 pm
How DO you represent technology in a mural intended to last five+ years without that shit not looking dated in two? All I can think of it looking like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/HeFHKyk.jpg)
Sanguinary Novel, January 18, 2017, 07:54:01 pm

(http://www.grandprofile.com/Myspace_Comments/Welcome_Comments/images/Welcome-2-Myspace.gif)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: BARK RANGER on January 18, 2017, 09:30:21 pm
How DO you represent technology in a mural intended to last five+ years without that shit not looking dated in two? All I can think of it looking like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/HeFHKyk.jpg)
Sanguinary Novel, January 18, 2017, 07:54:01 pm

(https://i.imgur.com/IJHQuxl.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on January 18, 2017, 10:22:14 pm
I don't think I could ever get LASIK. When my vision first started getting blurry, I hated having to wear glasses, but now I can't imagine having clear vision all the time. Being able to basically switch my eyes off is so relaxing sometimes. Like, whenever I'm on break at work I take off my glasses and it's like saying "yeah everything around me is absolutely not my problem right now, I can't see it and I can't care about it."

Another reason is because that shit's expensive
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 21, 2017, 06:48:01 pm
It took me three days to realise that I didn't get a single birthday present.
Tose, January 17, 2017, 08:36:35 pm
Would you like one?

You have two choices:
* three randomly chosen Kindle books
* a mystery box full of weird, randomly picked gifts

choose wisely
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 22, 2017, 12:53:03 am
I just realized recently that you can tell entirely by how I dress that my first attempts to make something visual were superhero costumes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 22, 2017, 03:09:15 pm
I can't believe one of my favourite non-friend Twitter accounts is essentially a Richard Nixon roleplayer
Bodark the Red-Nosed Sasquatch, January 16, 2017, 08:30:40 pm

that guy is unbelievably good at what he does, it's uncanny
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on January 23, 2017, 12:14:31 pm
One day I will pet and cuddle a penguin, and I look forward to that day
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on January 23, 2017, 01:31:28 pm
One day I will pet and cuddle a penguin, and I look forward to that day
Eider Duck, January 23, 2017, 12:14:31 pm

They smell terrible though.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on January 23, 2017, 01:44:23 pm
They smell terrible though.
Gyro, January 23, 2017, 01:31:28 pm

Like fish? That's a smell I'm very used to!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Corn Syrup on January 23, 2017, 02:20:44 pm
They smell terrible though.
Gyro, January 23, 2017, 01:31:28 pm

Like fish?
Eider Duck, January 23, 2017, 01:44:23 pm

Like shit.

Source: Friend who conducted a geological survey in Antarctica. She was ambivalent about them before she went, wanted to kick them out of her way by the time she was done.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 23, 2017, 02:27:18 pm
Come to Victoria, Australia and check out the fairy penguins
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: BARK RANGER on January 23, 2017, 02:50:53 pm
Unpopular opinion: Alcids  ≥  Penguins

Dovekies are basically perfect

(https://i.imgur.com/BRBTweT.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 23, 2017, 05:04:34 pm
Unpopular opinion: Alcids  ≥  Penguins

Dovekies are basically perfect

(https://i.imgur.com/BRBTweT.jpg)
BARK RANGER, January 23, 2017, 02:50:53 pm

I LOVE THIS BIRB
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 24, 2017, 06:01:42 am
Nail polish is making me do Jojo poses.

I don't think I can stop, I think this is just an involuntary action I'm going to have to live with now. I don't even watch Jojos, it's just a thing my hands are doing that I recognize as Jojos because of what little I've seen!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 24, 2017, 06:08:54 am
Nail polish is making me do Jojo poses.

I don't think I can stop, I think this is just an involuntary action I'm going to have to live with now. I don't even watch Jojos, it's just a thing my hands are doing that I recognize as Jojos because of what little I've seen!
Cleretic, January 24, 2017, 06:01:42 am
Have you considered remedying this? It's very fun and camp
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 24, 2017, 07:03:44 am
Nail polish is making me do Jojo poses.

I don't think I can stop, I think this is just an involuntary action I'm going to have to live with now. I don't even watch Jojos, it's just a thing my hands are doing that I recognize as Jojos because of what little I've seen!
Cleretic, January 24, 2017, 06:01:42 am
Have you considered remedying this? It's very fun and camp
A Meat, January 24, 2017, 06:08:54 am
Considered, yes, but I'm not sure what the best way to do it is. I mean it's probably Crunchyroll, but I haven't really looked.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 24, 2017, 08:25:15 am
I feel so goddamn bad for the artist who created Pepe the frog. It's one thing to know that somewhere someone is jerking off to your creation, but to have it be used as a new symbol for literal nazis? Fuck.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on January 24, 2017, 09:52:19 am
Nail polish is making me do Jojo poses.

I don't think I can stop, I think this is just an involuntary action I'm going to have to live with now. I don't even watch Jojos, it's just a thing my hands are doing that I recognize as Jojos because of what little I've seen!
Cleretic, January 24, 2017, 06:01:42 am
Have you considered remedying this? It's very fun and camp
A Meat, January 24, 2017, 06:08:54 am
Considered, yes, but I'm not sure what the best way to do it is. I mean it's probably Crunchyroll, but I haven't really looked.
Cleretic, January 24, 2017, 07:03:44 am

There's a new dub coming soon if I remember right. I'm pretty sure it's gonna be on Crunchyroll or something when it comes out. I think it'll cover Parts 1-3. There's already a dub for Parts 1&2, but it's by a different studio, so voice actors in Part 3 will be different and whatever.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 26, 2017, 11:32:26 pm
In the aeroplane over the sea is a top 10, one bulb=one prayer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 27, 2017, 02:31:43 am
In the aeroplane over the sea is a top 10, one bulb=one prayer
AgentCoop, January 26, 2017, 11:32:26 pm
it's true but also you reminded me of a Toast post:

quote]
Songs From A Neutral Milk Hotel Album That Does Not Reference The Holocaust

“Everything In This Song Is Spelled According To Modern Convention”

“A Girl Who Is Alive And Not Anne Frank Plays A Piano Without Any Semen On It”

“No One Visited The Penny Arcade That Day”

“The Characters On This Old-Timey Postcard Have Not Come To Life To Comfort You About Your Parents’ Divorce”

“The Boy With One Head On His Body”

“I Have Pictures Of My Living Family And No Pictures Of Executed Criminals In This Photo Album”

“My Mother Is A Human Woman And Not A Trash Can”

“The Ship Reached Its Destination Safely”

“I’ve Never Buried Anyone, Have You?”

“Forks Are For Eating With And Nothing Else”

“Sure, The Holocaust Was Awful But That’s Not Really Something We Need To Talk About On Such A Nice Night”

“The Dog Lived”

“Let’s Not Talk About Our Bodily Fluids Until We’ve Gotten To Know Each Other Better”

“Girls Who Live Above The Ground And Not Buried Underneath It Are My Favorite Kind Of Girls”

“None Of Us Are Bleeding”

“This Ferris Wheel Has No Ghosts On It, Just Paying Customers”

“Nobody Is Floating In Space After Committing Infanticide”

“Your Spine Is Your Own Business And I Won’t Replace It With Newspapers”
Quote from
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: JILLVALENTINE on January 27, 2017, 04:35:34 pm

In the aeroplane over the sea is a top 10, one bulb=one prayer
AgentCoop, January 26, 2017, 11:32:26 pm
I only listened this album to spite someone who hated it. I ended up loving it and now its in my top 3.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on January 27, 2017, 06:48:34 pm
In the aeroplane over the sea is a top 10, one bulb=one prayer
AgentCoop, January 26, 2017, 11:32:26 pm

I LOVE YOU JEEESUUUUUUS CHRIIIIIII-IIIIIIIST

JESUS CHRIST I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 27, 2017, 11:53:25 pm
In the aeroplane over the sea is a top 10, one bulb=one prayer
AgentCoop, January 26, 2017, 11:32:26 pm

I LOVE YOU JEEESUUUUUUS CHRIIIIIII-IIIIIIIST

JESUS CHRIST I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU
sirslarty, January 27, 2017, 06:48:34 pm
Yeessssssssss IIIIII DOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on January 29, 2017, 06:03:19 am
I maintain a Twitter for a small feminist organisation in Finnish and can someone please explain to me why racists and MRAs keep following me when it is obvious I'm gonna block them immediately? I'm not an idiot, I don't start arguments with random Internet trolls, especially when I'm representing my group.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on January 29, 2017, 08:15:17 am
I maintain a Twitter for a small feminist organisation in Finnish and can someone please explain to me why racists and MRAs keep following me when it is obvious I'm gonna block them immediately? I'm not an idiot, I don't start arguments with random Internet trolls, especially when I'm representing my group.
montrith, January 29, 2017, 06:03:19 am

There's a semi-organized effort by racists and mras and etc. to search twitter for specific keywords and then shout at the person using them as much as possible. They're literally using the search engine, cause it happens to accounts with no retweets or attention, so they're probably finding you actually posting feminist stuff frequently and following automatically, to make their harrassment easier.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on January 29, 2017, 11:52:48 am
That's a bleak way to spend your rapidly diminishing time left in this universe.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on January 30, 2017, 03:33:57 am
I maintain a Twitter for a small feminist organisation in Finnish and can someone please explain to me why racists and MRAs keep following me when it is obvious I'm gonna block them immediately? I'm not an idiot, I don't start arguments with random Internet trolls, especially when I'm representing my group.
montrith, January 29, 2017, 06:03:19 am

There's a semi-organized effort by racists and mras and etc. to search twitter for specific keywords and then shout at the person using them as much as possible. They're literally using the search engine, cause it happens to accounts with no retweets or attention, so they're probably finding you actually posting feminist stuff frequently and following automatically, to make their harrassment easier.
Frank West, January 29, 2017, 08:15:17 am

The thing is, they never even get to yell at me. They follow me, I check their profile and block them, and that's the end of that. The entire extent of our communication is "ChauvinistPig followed you" "You have blocked ChauvinistPig".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 30, 2017, 09:34:22 pm
I wonder if Boots/Lemon keep a doc around with all of the songs used in episodes. Do they have just a text file sitting around with general categories? Like, "Hey if we ever do this topic, this song would be great". After 240 episodes its gotta be a little hard finding a song.
Sanguinary Novel, January 15, 2017, 10:56:44 am

In that same thread, does Sherman Tank have a text file with all of the names he's used?
Sanguinary Novel, January 18, 2017, 08:09:38 pm

Nope!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on January 30, 2017, 10:18:45 pm
Bottomless Breasts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 30, 2017, 10:46:28 pm
Bottomless Breasts
sirslarty, January 30, 2017, 10:18:45 pm

Come on down to Pooters!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sseth672 on January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 31, 2017, 06:58:19 am
Bottomless Breasts
sirslarty, January 30, 2017, 10:18:45 pm

Topless Salad and Bottomless Polka.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 31, 2017, 10:42:22 am
My hair is finally long enough to fit entirely in a ponytail. I've always kept moderately long hair, but this is the longest it's been since I was 17. So like 9 years. I'm proud of myself.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sseth672 on January 31, 2017, 11:18:50 am
You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am

My god. I couldn't see the forest for the trees, so to speak. While money has limited liquidity based on the willingness of people to trade the equity, bulbs are infinitely liquid - their worth or lack of never changes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 31, 2017, 11:41:18 am
*extremely Adam Curtis voice* "But while the people of ballp.it had their concerns rerouted towards 'football congresses' and 'cursed images' those in power remained fixated on the only thing that has ever mattered in this world.

Bulbs"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on January 31, 2017, 11:42:39 am
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Don't listen to Frank West, he is the true Bulb Baron. He slings his lies so that he can covet your bulbs. Lemon is true, he provides bulbs for us all.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on January 31, 2017, 01:04:27 pm
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am

Free will is a myth! Religion is a joke. We are all controlled by something greater: Bulbs! The DNA of the post.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on January 31, 2017, 01:13:28 pm
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Don't listen to Frank West, he is the true Bulb Baron. He slings his lies so that he can covet your bulbs. Lemon is true, he provides bulbs for us all.
Achilles' Heelies, January 31, 2017, 11:42:39 am

Provably wrong, when I stole the power of bulbs from the powerful I distributed them to all  (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1984.msg62237#msg62237)until the man shut me down.

I'm basically like Robin Hood and Jesus.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on January 31, 2017, 02:26:40 pm
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Don't listen to Frank West, he is the true Bulb Baron. He slings his lies so that he can covet your bulbs. Lemon is true, he provides bulbs for us all.
Achilles' Heelies, January 31, 2017, 11:42:39 am

Provably wrong, when I stole the power of bulbs from the powerful I distributed them to all  (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1984.msg62237#msg62237)until the man shut me down.

I'm basically like Robin Hood and Jesus.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 01:13:28 pm
That is fake forum, I don't trust it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on January 31, 2017, 04:58:54 pm
Is a poster not entitled to the Bulbs of their brow?

No, says the shitposter, it belongs to no one.

No, says the moderators, it belongs to the people.

No, says the man in Minneapolis, it belongs to me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 31, 2017, 08:55:16 pm
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Don't listen to Frank West, he is the true Bulb Baron. He slings his lies so that he can covet your bulbs. Lemon is true, he provides bulbs for us all.
Achilles' Heelies, January 31, 2017, 11:42:39 am

Provably wrong, when I stole the power of bulbs from the powerful I distributed them to all  (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1984.msg62237#msg62237)until the man shut me down.

I'm basically like Robin Hood and Jesus.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 01:13:28 pm
That is fake forum, I don't trust it.
Achilles' Heelies, January 31, 2017, 02:26:40 pm

Fiat bulbs are worthless. Mods must reinstitute the gold standard! #googlebulbpaul
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 31, 2017, 09:27:54 pm

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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on February 01, 2017, 09:40:02 am
I love you and your caffeinated ways, coffee. We should marry
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sseth672 on February 02, 2017, 03:04:06 am
Brown rice is the rich man's white rice.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on February 02, 2017, 07:02:43 am
My housemate's girlfriend has really fucking tiny feet.

I only mention this because she left her shoes by the door, and they look legit like something for a five year old.

It's either that or they have a toddler that has somehow been hidden from me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on February 02, 2017, 07:09:55 pm
I want to program a bot for facebook and twitter that automatically responds to every post about how we've never landed on the moon with a link to the wiki article on the Lunar Retroreflectors (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Laser_Ranging_experiment) and a google search on local laser rental agencies.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on February 03, 2017, 08:40:50 pm
"Gamergate" is term in Myrmecology (the study of ants) used to refer to species in which all the workers are fertile and thus vie for dominance to become the queen and have the right to reproduce. From now on whenever I hear about Gamergate that's what I'm going to assume is being talked about.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: znarf on February 04, 2017, 02:24:58 am
"Gamergate" is term in Myrmecology (the study of ants) used to refer to species in which all the workers are fertile and thus vie for dominance to become the queen and have the right to reproduce. From now on whenever I hear about Gamergate that's what I'm going to assume is being talked about.
温尼负鼠, February 03, 2017, 08:40:50 pm

I just think it's shit new school gamers that are misspelling Shadowgate.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on February 04, 2017, 05:01:23 am
... There's a THIRD Hemsworth brother that acts?!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on February 05, 2017, 07:39:16 pm
Do you think that if Cloud Strife's feet grew to be like 3x their normal size and teared out of his shoes, would he be really embarassed?

Not a fetish lol just wondering
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 06, 2017, 11:20:43 pm
"Ordering this $72 case of cold brew coffee concentrate totally makes sense, if you think about it. You save money, in the end. No, it's not completely stupid and upper white class hipster as fuck"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: dijon du jour on February 07, 2017, 12:04:28 am
I'm never using this new shampoo I bought again because its smell is messing with my sense of taste and now milk tastes like Rum Chata.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sseth672 on February 08, 2017, 01:49:23 am
"Ordering this $72 case of cold brew coffee concentrate totally makes sense, if you think about it. You save money, in the end. No, it's not completely stupid and upper white class hipster as fuck"
Sanguinary Novel, February 06, 2017, 11:20:43 pm

I completely sympathize. I got far too much rich brew Arabica sitting in mason jars taunting me for my moment of weakness. After this it'll only be granulated instant Nescafe. forever.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 08, 2017, 02:01:59 am
Is there a restaurant called "wok af" already?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 08, 2017, 07:00:19 pm
These coconut toffee candies taste like the bunches in honey bunches of oats cereal.

I'm okay with this.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on February 09, 2017, 01:00:23 am
I ride the bus so often that at least two drivers have recognized me (off the clock). I guess that's what you get when you don't have a car and you live in a relatively small town.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 09, 2017, 01:11:31 pm
I searched Google images for "good-looking horse" and nothing My Little Pony came up in the results.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Liatai on February 09, 2017, 11:47:14 pm
I never realized just how many Yiddish words have entered my daily vocabulary until I moved to a place without a healthy Jewish population. I miss hearing it routinely, there are so many words that are just perfect to use, and fun to say.

"Just gonna schlep these tchotchkes over here..." "Gonna grab a little nosh, be right back!" "Ah, don't pay me any mind, I'm just kvetching." "Man, she's got some real chutzpah! You know?" "They're just schmoozing over there, I'm not one for that kind of kibitzing." "That's his whole schtick, you know? Being overly schmaltzy...."

"... What do you mean you've never heard that word before? Really?" X3
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 10, 2017, 06:02:07 am
My name is David Posts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Standplaats Kraków on February 11, 2017, 10:47:53 am
it's fucked up they make horses and dogs be cops
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on February 11, 2017, 11:45:19 am
it's fucked up they make horses and dogs be cops
Standplaats Kraków, February 11, 2017, 10:47:53 am

(http://i.imgur.com/B9X2Kt2.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 13, 2017, 04:45:51 am
I can really just post fucking anything in this thread


Ass ass ass
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on February 13, 2017, 04:53:22 am
Hey, you dumb babies. I'm back.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on February 13, 2017, 06:51:43 am
Alex Jones is 43. Fourty-three. Does screaming that much really age you so quickly?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 13, 2017, 01:13:59 pm
The Rogue specialization Outlaw in World of Warcraft: Legion gives you the ability to preternaturally locate treasure by displaying it on your minimap.

I wonder how that's explained in-universe, is it pirate magic? Presumably the same kind that makes you not have to own a pistol to use pistol shot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 13, 2017, 11:24:17 pm
porb
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on February 13, 2017, 11:36:00 pm
I never realized just how many Yiddish words have entered my daily vocabulary until I moved to a place without a healthy Jewish population. I miss hearing it routinely, there are so many words that are just perfect to use, and fun to say.

"Just gonna schlep these tchotchkes over here..." "Gonna grab a little nosh, be right back!" "Ah, don't pay me any mind, I'm just kvetching." "Man, she's got some real chutzpah! You know?" "They're just schmoozing over there, I'm not one for that kind of kibitzing." "That's his whole schtick, you know? Being overly schmaltzy...."

"... What do you mean you've never heard that word before? Really?" X3
Liatai, February 09, 2017, 11:47:14 pm

Yiddish words are fun to say and they've worked their way into PA Dutch.

Words like schmutz, oy vey, oy gevalt and schmikelkutzen. Oh and putz is also Yiddish (I think).
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Post by: Yavuz on February 14, 2017, 12:24:04 am
I never realized just how many Yiddish words have entered my daily vocabulary until I moved to a place without a healthy Jewish population. I miss hearing it routinely, there are so many words that are just perfect to use, and fun to say.

"Just gonna schlep these tchotchkes over here..." "Gonna grab a little nosh, be right back!" "Ah, don't pay me any mind, I'm just kvetching." "Man, she's got some real chutzpah! You know?" "They're just schmoozing over there, I'm not one for that kind of kibitzing." "That's his whole schtick, you know? Being overly schmaltzy...."

"... What do you mean you've never heard that word before? Really?" X3
Liatai, February 09, 2017, 11:47:14 pm

Yiddish words are fun to say and they've worked their way into PA Dutch.

Words like schmutz, oy vey, oy gevalt and schmikelkutzen. Oh and putz is also Yiddish (I think).
sirslarty, February 13, 2017, 11:36:00 pm

Putz does indeed come from Yiddish. Apparently the original word means both "fool" and "penis".
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Post by: Cleretic on February 14, 2017, 04:38:17 am
Yiddish words are fun to say and they've worked their way into PA Dutch.

Words like schmutz, oy vey, oy gevalt and schmikelkutzen. Oh and putz is also Yiddish (I think).
sirslarty, February 13, 2017, 11:36:00 pm
Hell, I say Yiddish-origin words (mainly 'putz') and I met the first Jewish person I ever met last year. European Jews made the best-sounding words!
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Post by: A Meat on February 15, 2017, 03:40:16 am
Is there a romantic comedy about grifters? If not, I better get writing soon I guess
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 15, 2017, 05:40:08 pm
i live for bulbs, i die for bulbs, i kill for bulbs
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Post by: Yavuz on February 15, 2017, 09:42:54 pm
Probably one of the most liked comments I've ever made on Facebook is just a screencap of a dril tweet. Lesson learned: never put any effort into anything, just shitpost 24/7.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 16, 2017, 12:25:05 am
Probably one of the most liked comments I've ever made on Facebook is just a screencap of a dril tweet. Lesson learned: never put any effort into anything, just shitpost 24/7.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, February 15, 2017, 09:42:54 pm
fucked up if true
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 16, 2017, 08:50:19 am
My cat Ferdinand is always super chatty before and after I get in the shower, and hangs out in between the liner and curtain during. I wonder if he's just annoyed I went somewhere he won't go, or he's distressed that's the big dumb cat human is so dumb that they keep hanging out in water.
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Post by: BARK RANGER on February 16, 2017, 08:08:35 pm
There are five Chuck E Cheese locations in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

 I wouldn't break the Prime Directive but I'm kind of curious what #pizzagate would do with this critical intel
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Post by: Sseth672 on February 18, 2017, 10:03:59 am
There are five Chuck E Cheese locations in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

 I wouldn't break the Prime Directive but I'm kind of curious what #pizzagate would do with this critical intel
BARK RANGER, February 16, 2017, 08:08:35 pm

"What does Bill Clinton, Joe Biden and King Salman have in common?"
"A sickening obsession with man's oldest vice: Cheese Pizza"
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Post by: bubbleuj on February 18, 2017, 05:51:57 pm
I'm probably the worst Hindu ever but goddamn the music is rad as fuccckk.
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Post by: Malten on February 19, 2017, 01:19:45 am
I found a male lesser goldfinch huddled against the railroad tracks while on a walk today. There was nothing obviously wrong with it except that it was there on the ground and not fleeing. I brought it to a wildlife rescue place and they said I could call tomorrow to see how it was doing. It's funny. They just assume you're gonna be kinda attached to the animal you brought in.

Here's a picture of one because they are cute and so very tiny.
(https://download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/24950991)

I do second guess myself every time I try helping an animal, though, cause I don't want to disturb a peaceful death or stress it out and cause it to fair worse. ):
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Post by: Gyro on February 19, 2017, 12:59:35 pm
Ages ago somebody on Something Awful called Bitcoins "Dunning-Krugerrands" and I still think about how that's the best possible description of Bitcoin.
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Post by: BARK RANGER on February 19, 2017, 02:35:18 pm
I found a male lesser goldfinch huddled against the railroad tracks while on a walk today. There was nothing obviously wrong with it except that it was there on the ground and not fleeing. I brought it to a wildlife rescue place and they said I could call tomorrow to see how it was doing. It's funny. They just assume you're gonna be kinda attached to the animal you brought in.

Here's a picture of one because they are cute and so very tiny.
(https://download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/24950991)

I do second guess myself every time I try helping an animal, though, cause I don't want to disturb a peaceful death or stress it out and cause it to fair worse. ):
Tose the Handsome Anime Boy, February 19, 2017, 01:19:45 am

 Nah, you did the right thing.  If you hadn't helped, it probably would have gotten picked off by whatever your local predators are (cats, raptors, etc.), not exactly a peaceful death.  Age and time of year is important though; if it's a young bird in spring (hatch year birds can look  surprisingly adult, depending on the species), it could just be learning to fly, in which case it's best to leave it alone.

 I only get American Goldfinches where I live, no Lessers but oh man... they are top birbs.  Watching a cluster of them burst out of a patch of goldenrod tweeting up a storm on a hot summer morning is [freakout]
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Post by: bubbleuj on February 19, 2017, 02:49:59 pm
I found a male lesser goldfinch huddled against the railroad tracks while on a walk today. There was nothing obviously wrong with it except that it was there on the ground and not fleeing. I brought it to a wildlife rescue place and they said I could call tomorrow to see how it was doing. It's funny. They just assume you're gonna be kinda attached to the animal you brought in.

Here's a picture of one because they are cute and so very tiny.
(https://download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/24950991)

I do second guess myself every time I try helping an animal, though, cause I don't want to disturb a peaceful death or stress it out and cause it to fair worse. ):
Tose the Handsome Anime Boy, February 19, 2017, 01:19:45 am

If you do end up calling, please let us know how the bird is doing!
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Post by: Cleretic on February 20, 2017, 03:10:43 am
On a lighter note to my post in the 'strategic jargon' thread, because it doesn't deserve to be derailed by my light-hearted fantasy-elaborations: I often amuse myself by trying to figure out what kind of villainous entity various large companies would be.

Amazon is absolutely 'death ray evil', like a Bond villain or a Lex Luthor thing where they're just thinly-veiling some evil scheme. Google and Apple are both Deus Ex-esque 'conspiracy cyberpunk' that's ubiquitous and innocent until they flip the 'take over the world' switch. eBay I can't see as anything high-level, but would be complicit in black-market dealings and taken down by some street-level hero like Daredevil. Nintendo is obviously the friendly company targeting kids for some nefarious-but-soft plan in a kid-focused TV show or movie, but that's so clear you wouldn't even have to make any changes.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 20, 2017, 03:45:40 pm
If yaoi moms exist, so must yuri dads.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 21, 2017, 08:36:49 am
Can a hypochondriac have hypochondria about hypochondria?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 21, 2017, 03:49:30 pm
In order to understand a yaoi mom you have to internalize two thoughts: the notion of homosexuality being sexy and the notion of sexuality being experienced by a female.

The flip side of the alt-right coin isn't SJWs, it's yaoi moms.
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Post by: Malten on February 22, 2017, 03:12:50 am
Got up to go to bathroom and came back to see a spider in my bed. It crawled between my blankets. Tried to save it with a cup, but ended up smashing off three legs. ): ):
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 24, 2017, 03:04:03 am
pasta good
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Post by: A Meat on February 24, 2017, 03:09:12 am
Why isn't statistics a required class in high school?
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Post by: Eider Duck on February 24, 2017, 08:00:18 am
God, ceilidh is such a hard word to spell without goggling it. No wonder Gaelic is a dying language, it's a pain in the ass to spell
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Post by: Baldr on February 24, 2017, 01:03:21 pm
Why isn't statistics a required class in high school?A Meat, February 24, 2017, 03:09:12 am

Because they'd just fuck it up, like they fuck up everything else they try to teach.
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Post by: A Meat on February 24, 2017, 01:30:57 pm
Why isn't statistics a required class in high school?A Meat, February 24, 2017, 03:09:12 am

Because they'd just fuck it up, like they fuck up everything else they try to teach.
Healslime, February 24, 2017, 01:03:21 pm
Good point, I sometimes forget that my high school experience isn't representative of most.
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Post by: Baldr on February 24, 2017, 02:30:45 pm
When other people are charitable towards my uncharitable statements it makes me feel like a bad person.
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on February 26, 2017, 07:31:02 am
If I had enough money to build a huge mansion, I would set aside a room to store really secure boxes in order to store valuable items and vast amounts of money.

I'd call it a "Safe Space."
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 26, 2017, 11:01:07 am
If I had enough money to build a huge mansion, I would set aside a room to store really secure boxes in order to store valuable items and vast amounts of money.

I'd call it a "Safe Space."
MyFaceBeHi, February 26, 2017, 07:31:02 am

One of the boxes has a single scrap of paper with "My Feelings" written on it
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 26, 2017, 02:41:16 pm
When a Fucking Hand Fetish Forum is locked down harder than most banks #fplusproblems
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on February 26, 2017, 02:42:58 pm
Butter has an energy density roughly six times than that of TNT.

EDIT: Which really means we should be measuring the strength of nuclear weapons, meteorite impacts, or supervolcanoes in terms of how many million tons of butter, or MEGABUTTERS, they are equivalent to.

"The Tsar-Bomb was the most powerful nuclear device ever detonated on earth, equivalent to 8.3 Megabutters."
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Post by: Sseth672 on February 27, 2017, 02:28:56 am
Butter has an energy density roughly six times than that of TNT.

EDIT: Which really means we should be measuring the strength of nuclear weapons, meteorite impacts, or supervolcanoes in terms of how many million tons of butter, or MEGABUTTERS, they are equivalent to.

"The Tsar-Bomb was the most powerful nuclear device ever detonated on earth, equivalent to 8.3 Megabutters."
LancashireMcGee, February 26, 2017, 02:42:58 pm
Burn that butter for power stations, measure the output in PaulaDeenaHertz - or in milliMyocardial Infarcations.
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Post by: A Meat on February 27, 2017, 02:41:21 pm
Eyelashes are moustaches for your eyeballs

Maybe I should get some sleep
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 28, 2017, 04:30:24 am
it would be funny to distend my jaw and eat ostrich eggs whole
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 01, 2017, 03:13:19 pm
A podcast where the people tell and discuss stories about different sex workers in history could be called the Trollop.
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 02, 2017, 08:40:54 am
I could never be on the cast of a TV show/film franchise. I would be "accidently" leaking fake spoilers all the time to wind up the fans
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Post by: Lemon on March 02, 2017, 12:17:31 pm
Hi Lyft Driver!

It sure is weird that you chose birth control methods as a topic of conversation, but I guess I can see how we got here. We started out talking about kids and... well, it didn't naturally make it's way there, when I think about it. Kids to birth control is a hard jump, and I think you brought up the kid thing.

Anyway, I'm not squeamish and I am polite, so god damn it I am gonna have this conversation with you, but I am going to talk about it in the abstract. "Yes, these various methods exist, one might be interested in trying this particular method." But, if we're going down this fucking road, Lyft driver, you're gonna need to heed one very simple rule: Never ask me

“What does it feel like?”

And when I demure from this line of questioning with something fairly explicit, such as "I don't want to talk about that." (because in addition to everything else it isn't even noon yet), this is not a more acceptable followup:

“But does it feel good?”

It's too bad I have to wait for the ride to be over before I can rate you, but here we go:
[star] [star] [empty] [empty] [empty]

...Because I mean, you didn't make me hold your sandwich like Healslime's driver did.
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on March 02, 2017, 03:24:56 pm
It's a few hours past noon now.  Will you tell us what it feels like?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 02, 2017, 04:46:24 pm
doo dee doo dee doo dum de dum
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Post by: krytton on March 02, 2017, 05:15:35 pm
had a dream where i made a good post on ballpit
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 02, 2017, 05:35:30 pm
funny, that was my nightmare
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 02, 2017, 08:02:35 pm
Yeah, I think it's time to rewatch MST3K again. And this time, include all of the Joel episodes.
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Post by: Cleretic on March 03, 2017, 03:41:21 am
The Nintendo Switch's carts have been specifically engineered to taste terrible, to make sure no child swallows one. This was a deliberate decision and outcome, the entire implied process is hilarious to me.

This was either specifically in a design doc somewhere, and/or came up in a meeting and invoked very involved discussions about how bad it should taste, how it should be incorporated into the manufacturing process, all that. Presumably, for at least a week, this was somebody's primary job and task. They came to work, every day, to work out--either through meticulous selection or engineering--the specifically worst-tasting substance they could coat the Switch's games in, which was also not dangerous to the console (or presumably for people ingesting it). They probably went through several candidates, in fact.
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Post by: Bunnybread on March 03, 2017, 07:16:48 am
It's a few hours past noon now.  Will you tell us what it feels like?
Victor Laszlo, March 02, 2017, 03:24:56 pm

Was the birth control method abstinence?  Because I've not had sex before a couple times.

It was awful.  I really don't recommend it.
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 03, 2017, 11:07:16 am
The Nintendo Switch's carts have been specifically engineered to taste terrible, to make sure no child swallows one. This was a deliberate decision and outcome, the entire implied process is hilarious to me.

This was either specifically in a design doc somewhere, and/or came up in a meeting and invoked very involved discussions about how bad it should taste, how it should be incorporated into the manufacturing process, all that. Presumably, for at least a week, this was somebody's primary job and task. They came to work, every day, to work out--either through meticulous selection or engineering--the specifically worst-tasting substance they could coat the Switch's games in, which was also not dangerous to the console (or presumably for people ingesting it). They probably went through several candidates, in fact.
Cleretic, March 03, 2017, 03:41:21 am

I like to think that it was done like a clinical drug trial. There were groups of volunteers, each one being made to lick a different tasting cartridge and fill in a questionaire afterwards. "Okay, so the cartridges aren't delicious or harmful to the rats, let's see how the humans react."
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Post by: bubbleuj on March 03, 2017, 10:12:41 pm
I went to my first metal concert. I'm usually scared of metal music because I'm a giant baby. But the concert was good and cool and everyone was really nice.

It was like a drag show but with Vikings. There was even choreography!! 
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 04, 2017, 11:47:20 am
A Run The Jewels/Mort Garson mashup called Planter Like A Panther.
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Post by: BARK RANGER on March 04, 2017, 04:42:53 pm
Surprised but also relieved at the lack of fan content featuring pharmaceutical mascots

How is there not a single image of the Zoloft Blob wearing the Abilify Robe
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Post by: dijon du jour on March 04, 2017, 06:59:14 pm
I should draw fanart of the Lamisil Gremlin fucking a toenail.
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Post by: bigfangirl on March 04, 2017, 11:27:44 pm
I wonder if anyone has attached a gopro or similar camera to a kite and then flown it. I bet it would look really cool. I also like the combination of technology from centuries ago with modern recording equipment.
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Post by: AlbieQuirky on March 05, 2017, 12:36:36 am
The Nintendo Switch's carts have been specifically engineered to taste terrible, to make sure no child swallows one. This was a deliberate decision and outcome, the entire implied process is hilarious to me.

This was either specifically in a design doc somewhere, and/or came up in a meeting and invoked very involved discussions about how bad it should taste, how it should be incorporated into the manufacturing process, all that. Presumably, for at least a week, this was somebody's primary job and task. They came to work, every day, to work out--either through meticulous selection or engineering--the specifically worst-tasting substance they could coat the Switch's games in, which was also not dangerous to the console (or presumably for people ingesting it). They probably went through several candidates, in fact.
Cleretic, March 03, 2017, 03:41:21 am

I like to think that it was done like a clinical drug trial. There were groups of volunteers, each one being made to lick a different tasting cartridge and fill in a questionaire afterwards. "Okay, so the cartridges aren't delicious or harmful to the rats, let's see how the humans react."
Eider Duck, March 03, 2017, 11:07:16 am

I knew someone who was working at a large health and cleaning products company that is not Satanic at all, back when that company was developing prototypes for its adult diapers. This dude was in charge of organizing test groups for the various diaper prototypes, and when he couldn't get enough test subjects, he had to test them himself.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 05, 2017, 03:30:20 am
I wonder if anyone has attached a gopro or similar camera to a kite and then flown it. I bet it would look really cool. I also like the combination of technology from centuries ago with modern recording equipment.
bigfangirl, March 04, 2017, 11:27:44 pm
Aerieal kite photography is totally a thing, and it sure does look really cool. You can actually build the equipment (http://makezine.com/projects/build-kite-aerial-photography-rig/) pretty easily, too.
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Post by: SirSlarty on March 06, 2017, 02:28:12 pm
I dreamt that I was rehired at a previous job, taught all the new people how to work the machines and computers and then got fired again.
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Post by: Malten on March 09, 2017, 05:08:07 pm
Found a dead gnatcatcher. It was extremely fresh. I examined it thoroughly. I love learning about animals.
That's not creepy. It's not.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 10, 2017, 05:18:15 am
sex naruto
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 09:50:15 pm
love to munch on lunch
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 09:54:53 pm
I could defeat most comedians in a fight
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 09:55:38 pm
the fucking birdman rally sold out, what was once a great tradition is now a really shitty Channel 7 Brand Vehicle
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 09:59:02 pm
nature's deadliest predator, the Shotgun
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 10:04:38 pm
when did I pass through the backflips being cool threshold
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 10:20:11 pm
all politics is at it's root determined by material concerns, except for why americans don't have any trains
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Post by: bubbleuj on March 11, 2017, 11:29:25 pm
when did I pass through the backflips being cool threshold
GirlKisser420, March 11, 2017, 10:04:38 pm

Y'know I did make a drunk thoughts thread a while ago...
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 11:38:09 pm
I'm entirely sober. I do have the kettle on though. My only drug is Boredom
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 11:59:47 pm
theres too many people around today who are nostalgic for Power Rangers. They are Lost and will die in the coming Psi-Ops
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Post by: SirSlarty on March 12, 2017, 10:31:15 am
I was doing house cleaning. I still own a record player so I decided to play a record on it! I grabbed an album off the shelf at random.

It was Men At Work - Business As Usual

...and I really liked it.
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Post by: Gyro on March 12, 2017, 02:00:14 pm
Coming up with names for things is fucking hard.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 14, 2017, 11:08:27 pm
I don t really think in words or coherent ideas anymore, it's just this 24/7


also bring back Goths
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Post by: Cirr on March 15, 2017, 06:42:20 am
i wish there was an anti-bulb
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 15, 2017, 04:20:16 pm
i wish there was an anti-bulb
placeholder name, March 15, 2017, 06:42:20 am

Bulbyonic asymmetry dictates a disproportionate distribution of bulb to antibulb in the ballpit.
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Post by: Cheapskate on March 16, 2017, 07:56:40 pm
If you murder a folk singer, they sentence you to the acoustic chair.
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Post by: Runic on March 20, 2017, 12:14:55 am
It has taken me three days of committed writing to write something incredibly depressing.
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Post by: Frank West on March 20, 2017, 09:06:22 am
Let's go back to better times, and take back the land that's rightfully ours! No, I'm not talking about white nationalism. I'm a member of the really really extremely conservative party, and we're looking to go back to the good old days before all this multiculturalism. That's right, I'm talking about Pangaea. My movement, Citizens against Plate Tectonics, seeks to use large rockets to smash all the continents together and then devolve into newts and shit.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on March 20, 2017, 10:37:51 am
Let's go back to better times, and take back the land that's rightfully ours! No, I'm not talking about white nationalism. I'm a member of the really really extremely conservative party, and we're looking to go back to the good old days before all this multiculturalism. That's right, I'm talking about Pangaea. My movement, Citizens against Plate Tectonics, seeks to use large rockets to smash all the continents together and then devolve into newts and shit.
Frank West, March 20, 2017, 09:06:22 am

(https://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5326218/il_570xN.170430884.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on March 20, 2017, 05:27:48 pm
Let's go back to better times, and take back the land that's rightfully ours! No, I'm not talking about white nationalism. I'm a member of the really really extremely conservative party, and we're looking to go back to the good old days before all this multiculturalism. That's right, I'm talking about Pangaea. My movement, Citizens against Plate Tectonics, seeks to use large rockets to smash all the continents together and then devolve into newts and shit.
Frank West, March 20, 2017, 09:06:22 am
Might I interest you in a band that's being championing this kind of cause for decades? It's even in their name, they're all for devolution. And as an added bonus, they have cool hats!

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Post by: Yavuz on March 20, 2017, 09:29:26 pm
Marvel has an officially-numbered universe (http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Earth-51914) in its multiverse for the ads they did for Hostess Snacks in the 60s and 70s (in which superheroes defeat their opponents by giving them Hostess products).
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Post by: BARK RANGER on March 20, 2017, 10:24:27 pm
sex naruto
GirlKisser420, March 10, 2017, 05:18:15 am

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7PrVSFWkAA3Mo9.jpg:large)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 20, 2017, 11:58:26 pm
the future is amazing, i can just say 'sex naruto' into the void and four people will be mildly amused
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 21, 2017, 10:31:42 am
I can't stop thinking about those damn not-helvetica helvetica leggings. They're so dumb, and so bad, but I want them because they are so bad. They'd pair perfectly with this tshirt. (https://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=ZQ-THEBEST&Category_Code=ZQ)
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr. on March 21, 2017, 05:47:56 pm
I just moved to an Army garrison in Korea. Moments ago, I found that plastic wrap+combat helmet=serviceable temporary cereal bowl.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 21, 2017, 06:05:45 pm
spiders are the only animal with 8 legs
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on March 21, 2017, 06:53:10 pm
spiders are the only animal with 8 legs
GirlKisser420, March 21, 2017, 06:05:45 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/L1sEOm6h.jpg)

I HERD YOU WAS TALKIN SHIT?!
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 21, 2017, 07:05:27 pm
that has a single back leg, it's got 9
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Post by: Frank West on March 21, 2017, 07:09:23 pm
Well scorpions are arachnids so they're BASICALLY spiders.

At least there's not an animal that's named for having 8 legs, then he'd be really wrong.
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Post by: Carbon on March 21, 2017, 07:32:15 pm
I always thought scorpions were basically the lobsters of dry land, whereas spiders are the crabs.
It's not a perfect monster cockogy because spiders don't have pincers but imagine if they did.
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Post by: Trav on March 21, 2017, 07:34:40 pm
I love the word filter so much.
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 22, 2017, 04:41:32 pm
Seagulls are bastards
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 22, 2017, 04:45:45 pm
Seagulls are bastards
Eider Duck, March 22, 2017, 04:41:32 pm
A.S.A.B.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 22, 2017, 05:16:10 pm
i bring dynamite to the beach and the C'Gulls (my new letter saving term) fall for it every time
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 22, 2017, 05:28:00 pm
I know someone who had a seagull actually knock an uneaten sandwich out of his hand and onto the ground. He responded by booting it up the ass
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 22, 2017, 06:31:15 pm
Every time I forget what I was about to do or say, or lose my train of thought, I start singing the chorus Hikaru Utada's Come Back to Me.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on March 22, 2017, 08:26:55 pm
I know someone who had a seagull actually knock an uneaten sandwich out of his hand and onto the ground. He responded by booting it up the ass
Eider Duck, March 22, 2017, 05:28:00 pm

i fed a fish to a pelican at frisco bay and it ate my cell phone and then ran away
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on March 22, 2017, 10:43:21 pm
I know someone who had a seagull actually knock an uneaten sandwich out of his hand and onto the ground. He responded by booting it up the ass
Eider Duck, March 22, 2017, 05:28:00 pm

i fed a fish to a pelican at frisco bay and it ate my cell phone and then ran away
jack chick, March 22, 2017, 08:26:55 pm

I hate you for quoting "Miracles," and I hate myself for recognizing it.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 23, 2017, 06:23:18 pm
i need a sausage roll real bad
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 23, 2017, 06:32:08 pm
Are they not readily available in Australia? I drown in them every day
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 23, 2017, 06:57:05 pm
they are but I'd have to go outside. There's this fancy-ish bakery that does these giant ones the size of your bicep and it's so fucking good
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 23, 2017, 07:13:23 pm
Ah, going outside? You scared of the blistering heat or the of the concept of going outside? (I won't judge you either way. Both are scary as hell in my experience)

I get a sausage roll on my way to Uni in the morning whenever it's convinient. They taste so much better when hot.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 23, 2017, 08:11:12 pm
Why are boobs considered two entities, but the ass is considered one? The ass is made of two cheeks, and the breasts made of a booby and booby. Are asses the conjoined twins of the human body?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 23, 2017, 09:15:22 pm
Ass refers to the Zone at the back of the hips, Surrounding the Hole. If talking about Cheeks it's a plural as well but the Hole Unites the Zone.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 24, 2017, 06:47:00 pm
I let my face go unshaven for a few days and had to resort to a razor to hack off the resulting growth. After putting some aftershave on my skin feels fucking amazing.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 26, 2017, 03:37:57 am
I'm pretty sure Ant and Dec swap names every so often, I don't know how else I so consistently get them wrong despite having looked it up a million times.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 26, 2017, 11:04:21 pm
I have a pretty consistent low-key urge to wear blazers with t-shirts. I assume this is the result of some form of disease.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bigfangirl on March 27, 2017, 08:50:44 pm
One way to make me lose interest in a show is to shoehorn in an unnecessary straight romance with the wow factor of stale bread. What I realized today is that I have specifically gone out of my way to avoid this for so long that it makes me extra sad to come back to it in a show that otherwise seems fine.
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Post by: krytton on March 27, 2017, 09:33:22 pm
there should be an F+ doc of this thread
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 27, 2017, 09:38:43 pm
Episode #248 - It's Coming From Inside the Ballp.it
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 27, 2017, 11:53:16 pm
Jonathan Davis from Korn is starring in the new Banjo Kazooie game, and hell, it's about time
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Post by: Yavuz on March 27, 2017, 11:59:56 pm
I've become so completely immersed in the bullshit of the Internet that when I saw an ad for a graduate student event that said "Family and Furry Friends Welcome", it took me a second to realize that they were talking about pets, rather than "friends who are furries". Also I'm pretty tired, so that probably doesn't help.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on March 28, 2017, 05:03:36 pm
TV makes me angry. Especially Law & Order SVU.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on March 28, 2017, 05:21:24 pm
why the fuck do people use "sexy time" to describe "sex"?

ugh.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 28, 2017, 05:29:16 pm
why the fuck do people use "sexy time" to describe "sex"?

ugh.
jack chick, March 28, 2017, 05:21:24 pm
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/63/68/7f/63687f0493ef82d26b6051376766ed89.jpg)
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on March 28, 2017, 06:33:21 pm
why the fuck do people use "sexy time" to describe "sex"?

ugh.
jack chick, March 28, 2017, 05:21:24 pm

Borat.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 28, 2017, 11:21:50 pm
a whole hour, searching through Muscle Prostitute reviews and discussion, and where did it get me? Nowhere, they're all so fucking boring about how they paid 700 dollars to get choked out by moonlighting female weightlifters, even the stories about tarzan themed bdsm sessions are pointless. THis is my art, my life now, and its all going down hte drain
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on March 29, 2017, 07:27:40 pm
Episode #248 - It's Coming From Inside the Ballpit
HARD STUDY, March 27, 2017, 09:38:43 pm

Dashcon: A Retrospective
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on March 29, 2017, 08:52:31 pm
frankwest.xyz doesn't have OwO and it makes me sad.
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Post by: A Meat on March 30, 2017, 05:06:29 pm
What does the skin wing thing flying squirrels and sugar gliders have feel like to the touch?
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Post by: krytton on March 31, 2017, 08:11:24 am
ive been reading alot of wikipedia articles about proteins and boy howdy these things are fucking neato like they can do all sorts of shit
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 31, 2017, 08:14:03 am
What does the skin wing thing flying squirrels and sugar gliders have feel like to the touch?
A Meat, March 30, 2017, 05:06:29 pm

I'd like to imagine it's the same texture as the naked sphinx cats. Maybe like petting a fuzzy peach?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on March 31, 2017, 12:18:41 pm
so my boss mentioned at some point in the past that a standard strategy for handling layoffs is to layoff the people that you feel are going to land a new job the easiest.

consequently the conclusion that one has to reach is that a typical response to layoffs is an overall lowering of the quality of work performed for a company.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 31, 2017, 01:34:57 pm
so my boss mentioned at some point in the past that a standard strategy for handling layoffs is to layoff the people that you feel are going to land a new job the easiest.

consequently the conclusion that one has to reach is that a typical response to layoffs is an overall lowering of the quality of work performed for a company.
jack chick, March 31, 2017, 12:18:41 pm
Also that the best way to not lose your job is to do worst
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 31, 2017, 02:58:17 pm
A magpie shat on me today. Luckily it was on the sleeve of my leather jacket so It was easy enough to wipe off. Maybe good luck is on my way?
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Post by: Yavuz on March 31, 2017, 11:11:39 pm
I picked up an EPUB that was just over 100 MB, then reconverted it to EPUB format, and it lost nearly 90% of its size. I just want to know how much junk they shoved into that original file and/or how fucking big the pictures were.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 03, 2017, 01:36:21 pm
If it wasn't for the Billy Goat in Terminal C there would be nothing redeeming about O'Hare at all. Except Reggio's in the same terminal, I suppose.

Guess where I am right now!
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on April 04, 2017, 05:53:40 am
If it wasn't for the Billy Goat in Terminal C there would be nothing redeeming about O'Hare at all. Except Reggio's in the same terminal, I suppose.

Guess where I am right now!
We Aren't Sherman Tanks, April 03, 2017, 01:36:21 pm

Atlanta?
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Post by: Ashto on April 04, 2017, 09:44:02 am
If it wasn't for the Billy Goat in Terminal C there would be nothing redeeming about O'Hare at all. Except Reggio's in the same terminal, I suppose.

Guess where I am right now!
We Aren't Sherman Tanks, April 03, 2017, 01:36:21 pm

Posting on Ballp.it?

What's my prize?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on April 04, 2017, 03:01:49 pm
I found an official government report with Comic Sans on the very first page.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 04, 2017, 11:43:24 pm
when i become president im renaming easter to Weekend at Bunnie's
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Post by: Bunnybread on April 05, 2017, 07:24:35 am
Stick with Easter.

The other one is a very, VERY different kind of celebration. 
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 05, 2017, 07:43:50 pm
So I'm sitting in a near empty coffee shop, a dude is steam-of-consciousness taking to himself, a train is slowing down outside, squealing in a really haunting way, and there's old jazz music playing.

This is the most eerie thing I've ever experienced.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 05, 2017, 08:25:42 pm
This guy has been stuck in a flight of ideas thing for near three hours. It's fucking impressive.
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Post by: Trav on April 06, 2017, 01:09:02 pm
"blighted hellscape" is one of my favorite phrases to use
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Post by: krytton on April 07, 2017, 01:12:25 am
for me its "disaster hell zone"
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Post by: A Meat on April 07, 2017, 11:05:19 am
is there yaoi with transmen?
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Post by: A Meat on April 07, 2017, 11:47:39 am
why aren't there more video game adaptations of books? i'd play the hell out of a Brave Soldier Svejk adventure game, or a Catch-22 game
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 07, 2017, 01:11:49 pm
I always thought that Catch-22 would have been better served as a mini TV series rather than a film.

I learned today that Damian Lewis is starring in a London West End play where his character has sex with a goat. For the first time in forever, I want to willingly travel to London
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Post by: Cheapskate on April 07, 2017, 06:17:56 pm
why aren't there more video game adaptations of books? i'd play the hell out of a Brave Soldier Svejk adventure game, or a Catch-22 game
A Meat, April 07, 2017, 11:47:39 am

Apart from the zillion or so Romance of the Three Kingdoms games, there’s also the NES adaptation of The Great Gatsby. (http://greatgatsbygame.com)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 08, 2017, 07:48:45 am
Slayer rules 666
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Post by: Cheapskate on April 08, 2017, 09:29:14 pm
This just happened to me.

I am pretty sure I am the only F Plus contributor followed on Twitter by the editor of a conservative news publication, unless one of you guys is friends with John Podhoretz or something.
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Post by: Lemon on April 09, 2017, 11:23:43 am
Woah, what do you think you did to get his attention? Did you write a series of tweets asking to reinstate the draft so we can deploy American troops to Israeli borders?
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Post by: Cheapskate on April 09, 2017, 03:50:00 pm
Woah, what do you think you did to get his attention? Did you write a series of tweets asking to reinstate the draft so we can deploy American troops to Israeli borders?
Lemon, April 09, 2017, 11:23:43 am

I’d like to think that in these dark and fractious times, he’s decided that Americans of all political beliefs can unite around a desire to laugh at male pregnancy, the Fantendo wiki, and Dozerfleet.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 10, 2017, 01:31:32 am
Squirting: Fact or Fiction??
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Post by: krytton on April 10, 2017, 01:59:47 am
all of you are adorable and i would hug each and every one of you if i could :3
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 10, 2017, 03:57:19 am
I can't stop thinking about that Real Superman guy, his use of logic is fascinating.

Most of the time he claims A is B Because.... , and then rephrases the statement. But I'm most interested that he said "Once you find out Killer Croc is Eminem, it all becomes clear" or something. He has no idea why he thinks A is B, but when he makes that epiphany, he desperately forms a correlation. Then sometimes he leads on from epiphanies to fill in new characters, like Trump has to be Gorilla Grodd because Ivanka is some other comic lady. He's got the idea that if he discovers enough points on the network, he can then deduce who the real Superman is. Then he talks about Spoilers, despite it being a planned reality show and the fact it's real life. He also doesn't seem to understand secret identities, he says someone is both the real Iron Man AND Tony Stark, and doesn't even consider Batman when talking about Kanye being Bruce Wayne. It's a crystal clear look at the schizophrenic mind but his actual views on pop culture are even nuttier. Why's he worried about spoiling who the Real Santa Claus is but not Lex Luthor.

And the only thing he wants to do with the knowledge that all fiction ever is a parallel universe is make a TV show.

Also Jimmy Fallon is Ganondorf
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 10, 2017, 01:39:40 pm
all of you are adorable and i would hug each and every one of you if i could :3
krytton, April 10, 2017, 01:59:47 am

Awwwwww you're adorable too <3

Long Island Iced Teas REALLY pack a punch. Or at least the ones made at the bar I went to were. Think I'll stick with Mojitos
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 10, 2017, 07:32:23 pm
I've run out of Content so I'm going to make some more, to fill this void dumpster
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 10, 2017, 07:34:29 pm
I've run out of Content so I'm going to make some more, to fill this void dumpster
GirlKisser420, April 10, 2017, 07:32:23 pm

There's a least one garbage fetishist in that dumpster, so it's not too bad.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 10, 2017, 07:45:04 pm
There's a least one garbage fetishist in that dumpster, so it's not too bad.
Sanguinary Novel, April 10, 2017, 07:34:29 pm

I tried rubbing the sensuous slops over my body but I cut my thighs on a tin of beans
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 10, 2017, 10:20:06 pm
Fuck I was trying to tweet at the official Olde English Twitter account and I accidently @ some random with oldeenglish800 as a Twitter handle. Stop me before I shitpost again
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Post by: Cleretic on April 11, 2017, 04:55:50 am
I'm weirded out by how consistent a response I get when I mention the two names I'm torn between changing mine to. Whenever I say it's between Ashleigh or Claire, I've had people from totally different cities, states, and even countries voice the same opinion: Every Claire they've met is really nice, while any Ashleighs they know generally aren't.

I'm coming to the conclusion that all the Claires in the world are either genuinely cool people without fail, or are setting up slander ops against all the world's Ashleighs. Or at least have a way better PR team.
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Post by: A Meat on April 11, 2017, 06:09:24 am
I'm weirded out by how consistent a response I get when I mention the two names I'm torn between changing mine to. Whenever I say it's between Ashleigh or Claire, I've had people from totally different cities, states, and even countries voice the same opinion: Every Claire they've met is really nice, while any Ashleighs they know generally aren't.

I'm coming to the conclusion that all the Claires in the world are either genuinely cool people without fail, or are setting up slander ops against all the world's Ashleighs. Or at least have a way better PR team.
Cleretic, April 11, 2017, 04:55:50 am
Ashleigh/Ashley used to be one of the most popular girls' names in the US in the late 80's to early 90's, so people tend to know way more of them than Claires, and people tend to remember unpleasant people, and if there just are more with that name, there's a higher chance they'd remember someone with that name they didn't like.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 11, 2017, 06:59:12 am
Much Ado About Nuffkins
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dirk Dammit on April 12, 2017, 03:03:38 am
so, when I get stoned, sometimes I write my random thoughts in the notes app on my iphone. On October 28, 2015 I wrote:

Fire eats oxygen, maybe that's how gravity works.

I don't know either.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 12, 2017, 12:39:52 pm
Poor superintendent, thought of an uncapitalized word and died
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 12, 2017, 05:32:04 pm
ska is back, in the magical realm of my mind woooooooooo
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 12, 2017, 06:41:15 pm
ska is back, in the magical realm of my mind woooooooooo
GirlKisser420, April 12, 2017, 05:32:04 pm
pickitup pickitup pickitup
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 15, 2017, 05:09:49 am
Truckin an Fuckin is all that I crave
Truckin an Fuckin Cradle to Grave
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Post by: krytton on April 16, 2017, 11:13:24 pm
Im at ikea, where swedes do all their grocery shopping
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 16, 2017, 11:30:29 pm
You better get some packets of the meatball sauce while you're there. It's nice
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Post by: krytton on April 17, 2017, 01:04:48 am
update: i found dinosaur buttholes in ikea but i didnt take a picture. Im sorry. I let you all down
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Post by: krytton on April 17, 2017, 03:13:00 am
update: putting together a bedside table has caused blisters on my hand. ow.
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Post by: SirSlarty on April 17, 2017, 08:09:01 am
Someone used the term "stretch goals" and the first thing I thought of was goatse.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 17, 2017, 09:15:26 pm
I just can't figure out what drives people to lodge incredibly petty complaints towards large companies. I opened up a frozen pizza and found all the pepperoni had fallen to one side, and immediately thought of how some cranky old weirdo would likely have handwritten a letter to the store, the distributor, and the manufacturer and expected some kind of compensation. Do people really think some giant corporation is going to give one flying fuck about their outrage? Especially since they're just going to keep buying the crap anyway...
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Post by: Sherlockian on April 17, 2017, 10:06:30 pm
"The cuddling of the sheep" would be just like "the running of the bulls" except with more fluffy animals and less goring.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on April 18, 2017, 01:28:08 am
I just can't figure out what drives people to lodge incredibly petty complaints towards large companies. I opened up a frozen pizza and found all the pepperoni had fallen to one side, and immediately thought of how some cranky old weirdo would likely have handwritten a letter to the store, the distributor, and the manufacturer and expected some kind of compensation. Do people really think some giant corporation is going to give one flying fuck about their outrage? Especially since they're just going to keep buying the crap anyway...
Shell Game, April 17, 2017, 09:15:26 pm

because the company will give you random free shit as "compensation".
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Post by: krytton on April 18, 2017, 05:32:48 am
my mum is starting to doubt that justin trudeau is a real person
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 18, 2017, 06:59:08 am
my mum is starting to doubt that justin trudeau is a real person
krytton, April 18, 2017, 05:32:48 am
I've touched his skin. He's a real entity that exists in our world.
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Post by: krytton on April 18, 2017, 07:19:42 am
my mum is starting to doubt that justin trudeau is a real person
krytton, April 18, 2017, 05:32:48 am
I've touched his skin. He's a real entity that exists in our world.
chai tea latte, April 18, 2017, 06:59:08 am
lies
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on April 18, 2017, 07:26:34 am
Don't let your dreams be memes <(*~*)>
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Post by: A Meat on April 18, 2017, 11:23:31 am
I'm probably in the like top percentile of eating oats in the world.

important edit: among humans
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 18, 2017, 04:06:28 pm
I'm probably in the like top percentile of eating oats in the world.

important edit: among humans
A Meat, April 18, 2017, 11:23:31 am

(http://i.imgur.com/LVFl6LP.jpg)

FUCK
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Post by: Frank West on April 19, 2017, 05:04:04 pm
A Keurig but for guillotines. You buy the guillotine (it's all white plastic and has rounded edges, of course) and also buy into a subscription program where every month you get a new person sent to you for public execution. You can choose from multiple lines of subscriptions depending on who you want to murder: the Rich, the Poor, people with certain political preferences, etc. Comes with a touch screen for automatic use and cleaning. Also has an always-on connection to the internet, to share your brutal kills with your friends and family on facebook and twitter!
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Post by: Yavuz on April 19, 2017, 06:10:58 pm
A Keurig but for guillotines. You buy the guillotine (it's all white plastic and has rounded edges, of course) and also buy into a subscription program where every month you get a new person sent to you for public execution. You can choose from multiple lines of subscriptions depending on who you want to murder: the Rich, the Poor, people with certain political preferences, etc. Comes with a touch screen for automatic use and cleaning. Also has an always-on connection to the internet, to share your brutal kills with your friends and family on facebook and twitter!
Frank West, April 19, 2017, 05:04:04 pm

It integrates with your smart lights to provide the proper mood lighting for your execution. Also, it can cue up music on Spotify.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 19, 2017, 06:26:57 pm
Imagine the horror when your wifi drops and the machine disconnects from the cloud and you can't execute your selected subject! How mortifying.

It would have to have an unnecessary Y to keep up with the theme. Guillotyne.
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Post by: krytton on April 19, 2017, 10:48:48 pm
of course what the investors didn't realize is that you can just kill the person with your hands if you squeeze hard enough
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Post by: A Meat on April 19, 2017, 11:42:26 pm
2 dada 4 papa
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 20, 2017, 03:28:44 pm
http://www.playbuzz.com/timcmt10/mountain-goats-song-or-cannabis-strain (http://www.playbuzz.com/timcmt10/mountain-goats-song-or-cannabis-strain)
Topical
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 21, 2017, 11:11:49 pm
one thing that always surprises me about the fplus is the posts they find by communists. Everyone talks about misogynistic tendencies or fascism but I'm struck by the rare commie posts, like Towards a Marxist Understanding of Tickle Fetishism or the CM punk ripoff. I can't find any thread connecting them, they're from another universe or something.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 21, 2017, 11:46:33 pm
one thing that always surprises me about the fplus is the posts they find by communists. Everyone talks about misogynistic tendencies or fascism but I'm struck by the rare commie posts, like Towards a Marxist Understanding of Tickle Fetishism or the CM punk ripoff. I can't find any thread connecting them, they're from another universe or something.
GirlKisser420, April 21, 2017, 11:11:49 pm
quantum jump into the tankie dimension
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 22, 2017, 06:31:14 am
Kidneys are pretty awesome. Appreciate them
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 22, 2017, 11:21:59 am
This store bought guacamole is delicious, but really salty. Someone please tell it I wasn't the one who killed it's avocado family
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Post by: Shigan on April 23, 2017, 08:09:38 am
Mood:

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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 23, 2017, 10:53:18 pm
The Juicero is the laugh everyone needed in these dark times. It's a machine invented by an idiot, invested in by idiots, and bought by rich idiots. Don't get me wrong, it's a definitely a symbol of late-stage capitalism, but fuck, I can laugh at it and not feel guilty.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on April 24, 2017, 09:30:15 am
Even if Blade Runner 2 turns out to be a decent film in it's own right, it still has the fact that it's a sequel to motherfucking Blade Runner going against it. Blade Runner is, well, a classic film. It's beautilfully shot, there's excellent performances from everyone involved, and it's so iconic.

I'll probably go see it, so I can judge for myself
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Post by: SirSlarty on April 24, 2017, 10:10:17 am
"He was decapitated and died instantly." - some reporter in Fox News

What? Really? No, I'd have thought he'd live a rich and full life before dying without a head.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 24, 2017, 10:16:04 am
the worse I feel mental health wise, I shitpost significantly more

also, this tension headache feels like someone is gripping my head very forcefully with a pair of tongs or chopsticks or something
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 24, 2017, 10:28:30 am
cheevos give me anxiety
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on April 24, 2017, 10:44:42 am
CHEEVOS MAKE ME FEEL GOOD 👻👻👻
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 24, 2017, 11:25:02 am
cheevos give me anxiety
krytton, April 24, 2017, 10:28:30 am

Ask Boots to give you 10k negative cheevos and then never worry about it again
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 24, 2017, 06:44:45 pm
cheevos give me anxiety
krytton, April 24, 2017, 10:28:30 am

Ask Boots to give you 10k negative cheevos and then never worry about it again
Sanguinary Novel, April 24, 2017, 11:25:02 am

but then how will i become the cheevo boy queen
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on April 25, 2017, 02:43:41 am
The story of how Emmanuel Macron met his wife is basically that one song from The Police except gender swapped and with a "happy" ending.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 25, 2017, 05:17:59 am
unleash the spiders kill the president
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 25, 2017, 05:20:23 am
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a9/de/90/a9de90c5d7ea1ff2652c046b63cfb544.png)Vroom Vroom

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 25, 2017, 06:19:58 am
Sea Cockroaches, the sequel to Cockroaches
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Post by: Shell Game on April 25, 2017, 09:26:15 am
The guy with the blue beard on the bus always has to pick up his bike because it falls down. He should really just stand with it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on April 25, 2017, 01:19:35 pm
My neighborhood is used a cut through for people commuting to work at the hospital in the morning. One of the little pleasures of my day is driving the speed limit and stopping at stop signs on the way to drop my daughter off at preschool.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 26, 2017, 10:54:45 pm
There are way too many kindle books on gangstalkers.
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Post by: Malten on April 27, 2017, 12:16:05 am
I spent an hour drawing a sexy leather Minion at 12AM. I don't like what I am.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 27, 2017, 03:36:39 am
I've never drawn a minion, leather-clad or otherwise, bye!
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 27, 2017, 11:40:20 am
I've never drawn a minion, leather-clad or otherwise, bye!
My Special Finisher is the Sherman Tank, April 27, 2017, 03:36:39 am

Then you've never really LIVED.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 27, 2017, 12:42:58 pm
I spent an hour drawing a sexy leather Minion at 12AM. I don't like what I am.
Malten, April 27, 2017, 12:16:05 am
Is it in one of the art threads yet?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 27, 2017, 03:10:21 pm
At least the cursed images thread
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on May 01, 2017, 08:27:46 pm
Why would I care how many golf balls your toilet can flush? Am I pooping golf balls? Are you pooping golf balls?

EDIT: CHICKEN FUCKING NUGGETS
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 02, 2017, 01:12:56 pm
I wonder if I can wrangle an AIGA and FPlus live trip out of work? At least the fight...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 03, 2017, 10:14:20 am
I hope they allow me to keep the phrasing "Erected A.D. 2018" on the construction memorial plaque, mostly because I want to enable the next generation of middle schoolers to say "Tee hee, erected"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on May 03, 2017, 11:41:26 pm
Styrofoam tastes like mushrooms.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on May 03, 2017, 11:43:18 pm
I hope they allow me to keep the phrasing "Erected A.D. 2018" on the construction memorial plaque, mostly because I want to enable the next generation of middle schoolers to say "Tee hee, erected"
Sanguinary Novel, May 03, 2017, 10:14:20 am

When I designed signs, I, too, had to put the word "erected" on cornerstones and plaques and giggled. And did I giggle.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: nuffkins, of all people, on May 04, 2017, 06:40:33 am
A: Because it's layout doesn't make sense.
Q: Why is tumblr so hard to read?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2017, 06:42:29 am
have a healthy beverage of water
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2017, 06:56:41 am
shuriken are so fucking badass......
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2017, 10:51:21 pm
the noble condor
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Post by: A Meat on May 05, 2017, 10:49:26 pm
Gyaru Trump
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 07, 2017, 05:54:44 am
if I dont get that treasured Agentcoop bulb the post ain't shit
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 07, 2017, 05:56:05 am

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        \/                  \/\/      |__|              \/            \/       \/            \/  /_____/                \//_____/                                          \/              \/    \/             \/        \/       \/               


also what the hell is teletyping
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 07, 2017, 07:40:27 am
Adolf Hitler's My Snuggle.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 07, 2017, 04:44:22 pm
if I dont get that treasured Agentcoop bulb the post ain't shit
GirlKisser420, May 07, 2017, 05:54:44 am
I've literally come back to this post three times today just to make sure it's not a "trap sprung" (you) situation
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 07, 2017, 05:28:17 pm
you're a heavy bulber
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 07, 2017, 05:39:57 pm
you're a heavy bulber
GirlKisser420, May 07, 2017, 05:28:17 pm
What can I say I like to encourage Good Content
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on May 07, 2017, 09:06:49 pm
I keep wanting to do huge write-ups of the godawful movies I've seen over the years, but it would be so very very very pointless.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on May 07, 2017, 09:15:05 pm
I keep wanting to do huge write-ups of the godawful movies I've seen over the years, but it would be so very very very pointless.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 07, 2017, 09:06:49 pm

Turn it into a podcast. Seems to work well everywhere else on the internet.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on May 07, 2017, 09:34:52 pm
I keep wanting to do huge write-ups of the godawful movies I've seen over the years, but it would be so very very very pointless.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 07, 2017, 09:06:49 pm

Turn it into a podcast. Seems to work well everywhere else on the internet.
Trav, May 07, 2017, 09:15:05 pm

I'd absolutely need to post visuals though. I can not properly explain Freddie as F.R.O.7 or The Lawnmower Man without them.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on May 07, 2017, 10:01:49 pm
I keep wanting to do huge write-ups of the godawful movies I've seen over the years, but it would be so very very very pointless.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 07, 2017, 09:06:49 pm

That didn’t stop me from doing it. Very few people read them, but it gives me a chance to do non-legal writing for a change.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 08, 2017, 12:38:28 am
Yeah. I wrote stuff about video games because I wanted to try it, not because I thought anyone would want to read it. It was a fun exercise all the same. Actually I think I also wanted a break form writing strictly for school during my last year of college...

But if you have the will to do it, then may as well go for it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 08, 2017, 01:17:50 am
went to tumblr to procrastinate reading a boring article and immediately saw a picture of a disney princess shitting. I deserved that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on May 08, 2017, 04:10:42 pm
I keep wanting to do huge write-ups of the godawful movies I've seen over the years, but it would be so very very very pointless.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 07, 2017, 09:06:49 pm

Turn it into a podcast. Seems to work well everywhere else on the internet.
Trav, May 07, 2017, 09:15:05 pm

I'd absolutely need to post visuals though. I can not properly explain Freddie as F.R.O.7 or The Lawnmower Man without them.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 07, 2017, 09:34:52 pm

Yeah, trying to tell people why Lawnmower Man is the worst is really hard without pulling up GIS.
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Post by: Gloriaaaah on May 09, 2017, 12:29:46 pm
I'm so glad beards are still in style. Heck, I even like the hipster/old timey beards.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 09, 2017, 07:49:04 pm
This Starbucks toasted coconut cold brew coffee tastes like a plain soft pretzel
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 09, 2017, 07:49:51 pm
This Starbucks toasted coconut cold brew coffee tastes like a plain soft pretzel
Sanguinary Novel, May 09, 2017, 07:49:04 pm
Well now I'm interested
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 09, 2017, 08:32:41 pm
This Starbucks toasted coconut cold brew coffee tastes like a plain soft pretzel
Sanguinary Novel, May 09, 2017, 07:49:04 pm
Well now I'm interested
AgentCoop, May 09, 2017, 07:49:51 pm

Apparently it's not off-putting enough because I keep going back to the well
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 09, 2017, 08:34:25 pm
hubble bubble boil and bubble
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on May 09, 2017, 09:45:10 pm
hubble bubble boil and bubble
GirlKisser420, May 09, 2017, 08:34:25 pm

Every time I read the words 'humble bundle', I like reading them as 'hubble mubble', in my brain.

EDIT: My ballpit account cost ten bucks. Every time I make a post, the cost per post goes down. Does that mean I should post a lot, to make the cost per post go down, or post very little, to ensure that my posts are of value?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 10, 2017, 06:53:44 am
every post has infinite value
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 10, 2017, 06:58:25 am
on that note, what if they called it WhackyHow
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 10, 2017, 08:12:17 am
I have a perfectly good reason to try and make a script that changes all the text on a page so that each letter in a word is a different color
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 10, 2017, 10:57:01 am
I have a perfectly good reason to try and make a script that changes all the text on a page so that each letter in a word is a different color
A Meat, May 10, 2017, 08:12:17 am

You could probably sell it to people like Dr. John Kitchn as a time saver.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 11, 2017, 08:08:52 am
I'm going to murder you
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 11, 2017, 09:11:42 am
I wonder how the actual Wendy feels about all the porn sexualizing her as a child
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on May 11, 2017, 10:32:04 am
I wonder how the actual Wendy feels about all the porn sexualizing her as a child
A Meat, May 11, 2017, 09:11:42 am

You mean the Wendy's mascot?

Shame on you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 11, 2017, 11:32:12 am
I wonder how the actual Wendy feels about all the porn sexualizing her as a child
A Meat, May 11, 2017, 09:11:42 am

You mean the Wendy's mascot?

Shame on you.
Lemon, May 11, 2017, 10:32:04 am
Did you not see the recent influx of people drawing fanart of the Wendy's mascot for some reason? I assume there's porn, because of course there is. But that mascot is based on a real person.
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Post by: Eider Duck on May 11, 2017, 02:29:31 pm
As I type this, there is a rapper and a yodeller doing a duet on my TV. And cannons have suddenly appeared on the stage.

Eurovision is amazing
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 12, 2017, 07:49:09 pm
Drunken Overwatch is fun
I'm in awe of Zarya's guns
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 12, 2017, 09:15:56 pm
betty and veronica are going to fuck, right. there's no other way to square that circle
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Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on May 12, 2017, 11:27:23 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/jPi83il.png)

Apparently Zuckerberg might be running for president in 2020. I just really disdain tech bros right now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 13, 2017, 03:57:43 am
crab is a sandwitch
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on May 13, 2017, 05:05:48 am
betty and veronica are going to fuck, right. there's no other way to square that circle
GirlKisser420, May 12, 2017, 09:15:56 pm
At this point in the comics' history, I would be surprised if they haven't.

Unless we're talking about Riverdale, in which case no, never. Betty's got Jughead, I don't care how hot Veronica is, that's not a boat worth rocking.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 13, 2017, 05:39:11 am
betty and veronica are going to fuck, right. there's no other way to square that circle
GirlKisser420, May 12, 2017, 09:15:56 pm
At this point in the comics' history, I would be surprised if they haven't.

Unless we're talking about Riverdale, in which case no, never. Betty's got Jughead, I don't care how hot Veronica is, that's not a boat worth rocking.
Cleretic, May 13, 2017, 05:05:48 am

that's dumb, jughead's asexual aside from burgers and jugs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 13, 2017, 07:20:27 am
I wonder how the actual Wendy feels about all the porn sexualizing her as a child
A Meat, May 11, 2017, 09:11:42 am

You mean the Wendy's mascot?

Shame on you.
Lemon, May 11, 2017, 10:32:04 am

UH EXCUSE ME I THINK YOU MEAN FRANKENSTEIN'S PENIS
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on May 13, 2017, 07:47:03 am
betty and veronica are going to fuck, right. there's no other way to square that circle
GirlKisser420, May 12, 2017, 09:15:56 pm
At this point in the comics' history, I would be surprised if they haven't.

Unless we're talking about Riverdale, in which case no, never. Betty's got Jughead, I don't care how hot Veronica is, that's not a boat worth rocking.
Cleretic, May 13, 2017, 05:05:48 am

that's dumb, jughead's asexual aside from burgers and jugs
GirlKisser420, May 13, 2017, 05:39:11 am
Not in Riverdale! In Riverdale he was generally more interested in writing and mysteries than relationships until he accidentally started dating Betty and realized he liked how that felt. He might still be asexual, but he's definitely romantically-capable.

Riverdale started off with Archie having an affair with Ms. Grundy, though, so it's not exactly remaining faithful to the canon.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 15, 2017, 07:31:16 pm
Fucken, And Trucken at the same time? Surely impossible, sir, but I can see it with my own 2 eyes!
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Post by: krytton on May 16, 2017, 06:11:09 am
i feel like starting an unfunny twitter meme account
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on May 17, 2017, 01:07:00 am
do you think paul wall ever has that moment where he's like, "am i a good person? does my life have meaning? do people really like and respect me?"
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Post by: Eider Duck on May 17, 2017, 04:46:09 am
This past week I've yodelled more than I have ever done in my entire life. I think I've finally got it out of my system.
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Post by: A Meat on May 17, 2017, 06:06:35 am
Are purebred dogs GMOs?

Like, I'm assuming none of them are transgenic, but neither are all GMO crops
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 17, 2017, 03:52:36 pm
I can buy durian candy on Amazon... and I keep a container of miscellaneous hard candies on my desk...
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Post by: Eider Duck on May 18, 2017, 04:17:11 am
Jesus tittyfucking christ, Chris Cornell is dead? My 13 year old self is crying her eyes out right now. I loved Soundgarden growing up, and Euphoria Morning is still one of my favourite albums. I guess today is going to be a grunge day for me
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 19, 2017, 01:17:35 am
There was an anti domestic violence metal gig near me recently and there was a band called Whoretopsy playing at it
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on May 19, 2017, 04:57:27 am
There was an anti domestic violence metal gig near me recently and there was a band called Whoretopsy playing at it
GirlKisser420, May 19, 2017, 01:17:35 am

Are they going to do a metal version of Prodigy's "slap my bitch up?"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 20, 2017, 02:28:29 am
frustrated I can't find my reel big fish cd. the fact that this is a problem means I really need to do something with my life. Or find it
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Post by: A Meat on May 20, 2017, 09:35:44 am
apricots are the easiest fruit to eat
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Post by: Trav on May 20, 2017, 10:38:13 am
frustrated I can't find my reel big fish cd. the fact that this is a problem means I really need to do something with my life. Or find it
GirlKisser420, May 20, 2017, 02:28:29 am

You gotta remember where you last left it and PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 20, 2017, 11:43:21 pm
just legitimately downloaded a copy, think I'll have myself a beer

my ska theory: its the only music ever where they decided to talk about hating themselves but making it chirpy. it's the Motherfucking Share Zone of music
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Post by: Cleretic on May 21, 2017, 03:02:20 am
just legitimately downloaded a copy, think I'll have myself a beer

my ska theory: its the only music ever where they decided to talk about hating themselves but making it chirpy. it's the Motherfucking Share Zone of music
GirlKisser420, May 20, 2017, 11:43:21 pm
It's also the only genre with an overtly Christian band that doesn't suck. The fact Five Iron Frenzy are good legitimately concerns me.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 21, 2017, 01:40:12 pm
How come the comfort part of hurt and comfort on the Internet always equates to fuckin'?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 21, 2017, 10:22:04 pm
nintendo? more like... nintendon't come near me!!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 22, 2017, 06:33:39 pm
there's both a race of people called Toads and a dude called Toad, who is completely unremarkable in comparison. thats gotta be really fucked up being the lowest common denominator of your people. The even crazier part is everyone decides to make him their only pro athlete and ultimate representative. I can only begin to understand the deep psychic anguish Toad must feel.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 22, 2017, 07:08:31 pm
there's both a race of people called Toads and a dude called Toad, who is completely unremarkable in comparison. thats gotta be really fucked up being the lowest common denominator of your people. The even crazier part is everyone decides to make him their only pro athlete and ultimate representative. I can only begin to understand the deep psychic anguish Toad must feel.
GirlKisser420, May 22, 2017, 06:33:39 pm
Does this also apply to Yoshi?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 22, 2017, 07:43:32 pm
all yoshis are the same, pretty much. I don't think they'd have that dynamic because they're a hive mind with no sense of individuality.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on May 22, 2017, 07:52:26 pm
all yoshis are the same, pretty much. I don't think they'd have that dynamic because they're a hive mind with no sense of individuality.
GirlKisser420, May 22, 2017, 07:43:32 pm

Hive Mind Yoshis is now my next Stellaris empire, thanks for the idea.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on May 23, 2017, 06:43:24 am
I never thought I'd see the day where I'd be devastated over Zack Snyder having to leave a film project but here I am. Poor guy, what an awful thing to go through.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 23, 2017, 11:03:05 pm
releases Digimon into the ecosystem, leading to wide-scale collapse
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 24, 2017, 03:52:34 am
cmon down to mouth park gonna eat some friends of mine
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on May 24, 2017, 03:53:43 am
what IS NIGHTcore?
WHAT is nightCORE?

Is there more to it than speeding up someone else's song? Am I not appreciating someone's honest attempt at art?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on May 24, 2017, 03:54:49 am
GirlKisser420 stop stealing my bulbs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 24, 2017, 03:58:16 am
cmon down to mouth park gonna eat some friends of mine
GirlKisser420, May 24, 2017, 03:52:34 am
we doing vore parodies of songs now?

because I'm already working on 'born under munches'

edit: it's part of the Remain in Bite album by the Talking Preds

edit 2: maybe it should be vored under munches
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 24, 2017, 04:06:55 am
GirlKisser420 stop stealing my bulbs
Malten, May 24, 2017, 03:54:49 am

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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on May 24, 2017, 04:11:19 am
NIGHTVORE
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 24, 2017, 04:26:25 am
dreadlocks are less badass than they sound imo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 24, 2017, 11:21:53 am
Egypt called, they want their denial back
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on May 24, 2017, 12:38:35 pm
It has taken me far too long to realise that Morrissey is kind of a dick.

Wait, this isn't the terrible confessions thread...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on May 24, 2017, 03:37:49 pm
It has taken me far too long to realise that Morrissey is kind of a dick.

Wait, this isn't the terrible confessions thread...
MyFaceBeHi, May 24, 2017, 12:38:35 pm

You read his thing about the attack in Manchester as well, didn't you. It's infuriating. It's not like MPs have been attacked and/or been victims of high profile murder cases before or anything, nope....
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 24, 2017, 03:55:43 pm
It has taken me far too long to realise that Morrissey is kind of a dick.

Wait, this isn't the terrible confessions thread...
MyFaceBeHi, May 24, 2017, 12:38:35 pm
I grew up thinking morrisey was the voice to a generation of sad sexless nerds. Turns out he was, but in the like bad way
E: still fuck with the Smiths tho
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on May 24, 2017, 04:40:33 pm
It has taken me far too long to realise that Morrissey is kind of a dick.

Wait, this isn't the terrible confessions thread...
MyFaceBeHi, May 24, 2017, 12:38:35 pm

You read his thing about the attack in Manchester as well, didn't you. It's infuriating. It's not like MPs have been attacked and/or been victims of high profile murder cases before or anything, nope....
Eider Duck, May 24, 2017, 03:37:49 pm

I followed his Facebook page. Note the past tense, because his statement, and the comments that followed, made me click unfollow so fast I need a new mouse!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on May 24, 2017, 05:00:12 pm
I followed his Facebook page. Note the past tense, because his statement, and the comments that followed, made me click unfollow so fast I need a new mouse!
MyFaceBeHi, May 24, 2017, 04:40:33 pm

I never liked him to begin with because he's so far up his own ass I'm surprised he can breathe. I still like The Smiths, but I think that might be because of Johnny Marr and his catchy guitar riffs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on May 24, 2017, 05:10:34 pm
Hey, I never said I "liked" him. I just thought that The Smiths were cool and they I'd follow their frontman. Turns out he's a twat with a superiority complex, which is strange because he doesn't like Trump!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on May 25, 2017, 02:24:16 pm
Avengers-style film franchise based on 90s nickelodeon live action shows, starting with Good Burger and obviously ending with the All That team up.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 25, 2017, 03:23:44 pm
Good Burger is a movie that just cannot be remade, thinking on it - it's a real product of it's time.

"Wait a minute Ed, what's in this sauce?"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

"Well, you start off with a little lemon juice and some ketchup..."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

"DON'T EVER tell anyone the secret to your sauce Ed!"

BWAAAM DO DOOO DOO BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on May 25, 2017, 05:28:20 pm
Avengers-style film franchise based on 90s nickelodeon live action shows, starting with Good Burger and obviously ending with the All That team up.
Frank West, May 25, 2017, 02:24:16 pm
Does Kenan and Kel get its own movie, or is it rolled into the backstory of the Good Burger characters as an easter egg?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on May 25, 2017, 06:17:00 pm
Avengers-style film franchise based on 90s nickelodeon live action shows, starting with Good Burger and obviously ending with the All That team up.
Frank West, May 25, 2017, 02:24:16 pm
Does Kenan and Kel get its own movie, or is it rolled into the backstory of the Good Burger characters as an easter egg?
Cleretic, May 25, 2017, 05:28:20 pm

They're the Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch in this scenario, where the rights to specifically "Kenan & Kel" are still held by SNL and Ben Stiller, respectively, who team up to try to make their own rival movie franchise, so they can only refer to the characters by their Good Burger character names.

(If you're wondering how Ben Stiller got the rights to Kel's name, he actually had a clause in the Mystery Men contract that required all his co-stars to sign over their likenesses to him.)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on May 25, 2017, 07:23:21 pm
If any of you are ever animating or otherwise making something in the horror genre, and you need an authentic blood curdling scream, let me know.  I will sit my five year old on the potty and release a centipede in the bathroom yet still nowhere near her.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Peartee on May 26, 2017, 07:18:05 am
Sure weather, by all means have a sudden burst of hail. It's June only next Thursday after all.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 27, 2017, 07:52:34 am
tea is a soup
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on May 27, 2017, 09:57:05 am
I wanna go to Mount Splashmore.
Take me, take me, take me, take me now.
Now now now now now.
Mount Splashmore, take me there right now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 29, 2017, 07:47:28 am
its a wonder that evolution, the constant changing and branching of species over generations through random mutations and natural selection, could create something so wonderfully complicated and dynamic as the human dick
Title: Do you think El-P was talking about Huskar in his song EMG?
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 30, 2017, 03:24:34 pm
Do you think El-P was talking about Huskar in his song EMG?

The song "EMG" from El-P's album "I'll Sleep When You're Dead" contains the following lyrics:

"Is my mommy in heaven?
Well, she's definitely not here
Now run away and go play with this hatchet and flaming spear"

I think there's a high chance the lyrics here refer to the Dota 2 hero, Huskar, who is a durable carry and an initiator. His second ability, Flaming Spears, allows him to deal greater damage at the expense of his own health. This also follows back to the chorus of the song "Everything must go" as Huskar's life is draining constantly if he keeps Flaming Spears on Autocast.

The reference to hatchets is probably to another Dota 2 hero, Troll Warlord, who uses twin hatches to attack and whose species is "Troll" just like Huskar.

If this isn't proof enough, the line "Get on some butterfly to the fire shit" from the chorus is definitely a reference to the in-game item Butterfly, which is core to Huskar's build.

I assume the part about the mother is a little tongue in cheek as I assume nobody's mother would approve of them playing Dota 2, a highly addictive game with a toxic community.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on May 30, 2017, 05:51:13 pm
 It doesn't matter how many times I hear it, if somebody reads time cube with enough enthusiasm, I will lose my shit.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 30, 2017, 05:56:31 pm
hey bro, wanna help me escort this NPC through the sewers? No homo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 30, 2017, 11:13:41 pm
hey bro, wanna help me escort this NPC through the sewers? No homo
GirlKisser420, May 30, 2017, 05:56:31 pm

I am going to need you to equip this sailor hat tho. For poison resist.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 31, 2017, 12:45:14 am
Findom should probably come with a EULA or a readme or something
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 31, 2017, 03:42:19 am
I'm the ultimate Hangover fan. There's nothing I love more than waking up in a ditch somewhere near Moorabin with a splitting pain in my skull that I need to treat. Every chance I get I go whole hog in curing my hangover. I leave behind the lady in my bed and stagger into the kitchen. Then I gather a bunch of bullshit from the cupboards. Worcestershire sauce, pepper, apple cider vinegar, two oysters, a Ostritch Egg and some shitty brandy. I shake them together in that Martini thing and pour it into a pint mug. I then take my Ritual Blade and carve a glyph into the palm of my hand. Blood, still tainted with the regrets and Carlton Draught I dragged from yesterday, oozes into my awful brew. Everything has been stained a rusty brown. I dedicate the cure to the True Ancient One, Ashurnibabal, and let the liquid slither down my throat. The cacophony of overwhelming flavours no longer excites or revolts me. I feel only a stagnant calm. Another portion of my soul has been consumed. The pain and suffering of mortality subsides as Ashurnibabal grows in strength. It feeds off of me as I feed off the shitty omelette batter I crave. I am becoming little more than a thrall of this Cosmic Truth. Is the lady in my bed my wife, or just a stranger? Is there any difference any more? I slice up some fatty bacon and fry it in a pan with some mushrooms




I wrote this about 2 hours into a shift watching a bingo game, since they don't like it when you check your phone
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 31, 2017, 08:57:07 am
good goofs get girls
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on May 31, 2017, 04:05:29 pm
Bqhatevwr
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 31, 2017, 07:39:45 pm
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/4565130b4757657ba4930a37b1a3efbe/tumblr_nfzxwlAGQM1qmwjyxo1_250.gif)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on May 31, 2017, 08:07:58 pm
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/4565130b4757657ba4930a37b1a3efbe/tumblr_nfzxwlAGQM1qmwjyxo1_250.gif)
GirlKisser420, May 31, 2017, 07:39:45 pm
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3f2e7dd204827de0a1c1ebd6de312b6b/tumblr_ntm67xSxdV1szn6ebo1_500.gif)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 31, 2017, 08:54:56 pm
those are some very detailed thoughts there friends well done
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 01, 2017, 01:32:55 pm
I fall asleep constantly in the dentist's chair. I'm just so relaxed while people are scraping at my teeth. I wish they could just leave the bite block in so I can nap the whole time.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 01, 2017, 06:32:52 pm
🎶highway to the gamer zone🎶
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 01, 2017, 07:32:28 pm
presumably in prep for my birthday (which is now, as of 3 and a half hours ago), I've had Oingo Boingo songs stuck in my head, just endlessly reverberating.

take me where my friends go, motherfucker
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on June 02, 2017, 09:17:28 pm
Accidentally slapped journeyman faguar. Panic kissed to make up for it. In my haste, I was unable to tell if that tender kiss returned what I so indiscriminately slapped away.
In any case, I deserve punishment for my wanton mouse clicks. Slap me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 03, 2017, 02:28:30 am
Accidentally slapped journeyman faguar. Panic kissed to make up for it. In my haste, I was unable to tell if that tender kiss returned what I so indiscriminately slapped away.
In any case, I deserve punishment for my wanton mouse clicks. Slap me.
Malten, June 02, 2017, 09:17:28 pm

💋
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 03, 2017, 02:16:41 pm
Baby showers really are the worst.

The nacho bar was good tho
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 05, 2017, 06:48:18 am


The Last of Us

Joel and Ellie are surviving in the rubble a zombie apocalypse.
"It truly is The Last of Us" say Ellie to Joel as they are last surviving human.
A survivor jump outside the rubble!
"Go render into help!" Joel shout to Ellie and Ellie go and pick survivor up.
"What is your name?" Ellie renders question to Giorgio.
"My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio."  Giorgio said and they make a greeting.
Suddenly clickers!
All survivors of afraid as surround by clickers and about to die.
Clicker makes a click.
"Is good to make a clicking!" Giorgio shout, so he put a click on the 24 track which then was synced to the Moog Modular.
Suddenly robots!
Robots use a click and they danube into a sound of the future.
Robots transport everyone into the future, where no more of zombies and clickers, but only sound of the future.
Joel and Ellie saved.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 05, 2017, 12:06:17 pm


The Last of Us

Joel and Ellie are surviving in the rubble a zombie apocalypse.
"It truly is The Last of Us" say Ellie to Joel as they are last surviving human.
A survivor jump outside the rubble!
"Go render into help!" Joel shout to Ellie and Ellie go and pick survivor up.
"What is your name?" Ellie renders question to Giorgio.
"My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio."  Giorgio said and they make a greeting.
Suddenly clickers!
All survivors of afraid as surround by clickers and about to die.
Clicker makes a click.
"Is good to make a clicking!" Giorgio shout, so he put a click on the 24 track which then was synced to the Moog Modular.
Suddenly robots!
Robots use a click and they danube into a sound of the future.
Robots transport everyone into the future, where no more of zombies and clickers, but only sound of the future.
Joel and Ellie saved.


Spooks, June 05, 2017, 06:48:18 am
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 06, 2017, 03:08:48 pm
I just finished off the last of my brie, and I'm sad about it.

You could say I'm going through brievement.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 06, 2017, 03:15:49 pm
I just finished off the last of my brie, and I'm sad about it.

You could say I'm going through brievement.
Sanguinary Novel, June 06, 2017, 03:08:48 pm
I hope you rind peace soon.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 07, 2017, 01:22:49 am
hell yeah cheese puns is my favourite genre
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 07, 2017, 04:33:51 am
nudity owns
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 08, 2017, 09:29:52 am
satan is a pretty cool guy imo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 08, 2017, 06:05:41 pm
Ass discourse has rapidly evolved. big asses are good now, small asses are being left behind. if you've got a small ass you're in trouble. is this a result of ascendant black voices in social media, queer dialogue shifting discussion towards universal factors or do we all just eat too much now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 09, 2017, 11:42:49 pm
I really enjoy owning and using a kitschy bier stein I bought as an afterthought at Munich airport five years ago.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on June 10, 2017, 06:49:26 am
I'm going to end up growing old disgracefully whether I like it or not
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 10, 2017, 11:21:16 am
I think listening to a podcast about people eating 2 day old tacos to dislodge glass balls out of their ass sealed the "grace" deal a long time ago, don't sweat it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 10, 2017, 08:59:09 pm
like most millennials, i really want to fuck jeremy corbyn
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 11, 2017, 05:54:57 am
in the cars universe they have a terrible yet popular series of movies about a world inhabited by their Central nervous systems running around independently, sometimes possessing lobotomised chassis' to get around and prolong their twisted parody of life. The Cars often theorise that they reproduce in some sort of nightmare factory, composed of the alien material 'flesh' and 'bone'. The Truth is far stranger
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: beelzeboob on June 11, 2017, 10:08:12 am
I'm covered in body glitter and ready to day drink until I get heat exhaustion. Let's ride.

(the renaissance festival is the only place where I'm allowed to drink in front of throngs of people and not get in trouble and I think that's beautiful. There's sharp things everywhere and THAT'S where they let me loose.)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 11, 2017, 11:50:45 pm
I wonder why the English stopped beheading people.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on June 12, 2017, 08:06:14 am
After the French made it their thing, the English couldn't work up the enthusiasm for it anymore.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 12, 2017, 12:39:09 pm
My favorite thing about work is that it gives me an opportunity to not have to think or feel too heavily.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 12, 2017, 08:28:38 pm
Almost got in a car wreck today due to seeing a billboard for a damn "Steampunk Expo" in my state and just not being able to process it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on June 13, 2017, 04:55:57 am
How many people want to fuck Groot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on June 13, 2017, 09:39:08 am
How many people want to fuck Groot
Malten, June 13, 2017, 04:55:57 am

It will be the same number of people who saw that tree rape scene in Evil Dead and thought "That's HOT!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on June 13, 2017, 11:28:50 am
How many people want to fuck Groot
Malten, June 13, 2017, 04:55:57 am

Less than want to fuck Rocket, more than want to fuck Ego.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 14, 2017, 10:53:52 am
If I search for 'thesaurus' on thesaurus.com, will the internet implode?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 15, 2017, 06:12:42 am
New Fetish: Cuckquesting. Your wife and some guy with a bigger dick than you start fucking in a hidden locale and leave you some clues to where they're hiding. Can you find them and stop him cumming before it's too late?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 15, 2017, 06:45:54 am
Dragon Quest, for being a series that tries to appeal to children, has some harmonically, rhythmically and melodically complex stuff, and it's almost all the stuff that has to do with the bad guys and fighting, while the stuff to do with the good guys is generally more according to earlier classical music conventions. It's a really cool design choice and only recently I've come to appreciate how good the sound design is
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 15, 2017, 09:31:56 am
New Fetish: Cuckquesting. Your wife and some guy with a bigger dick than you start fucking in a hidden locale and leave you some clues to where they're hiding. Can you find them and stop him cumming before it's too late?
GirlKisser420, June 15, 2017, 06:12:42 am

The guy wears a geocaching cockring.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on June 15, 2017, 09:47:33 am
Are you a bad enough dude to watch your wife get fucked?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 15, 2017, 10:45:04 am
every cuckquesting story ends with the husband arriving just as the guy cums. some members of the community eventually grow tired of this unrealistic trope, flame wars break out. four new forums are born from the rubble
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 15, 2017, 10:53:14 am
I'm sorry, but your wife is fucking in another castle
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 15, 2017, 12:53:31 pm
Gary uses Buff.
Gary's defence rises by 11!
Cuckold A uses Whack
It had no effect!
Gary casts Bang.
Cuckold A takes 19 damage
Cuckold A is defeated!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on June 15, 2017, 08:32:49 pm
Cuckold needs Bull badly.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on June 16, 2017, 04:43:20 am
My new phone autocorrects my name to Trash.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on June 19, 2017, 10:22:49 am
As a confirmed and total gringo,  being mistaken for a Columbian in Lima may be the proudest moment of my life.

On second thought that might just mean that even in Latin America I give people drug dealer vibes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 19, 2017, 06:19:48 pm
sure hope more people say my actual name than refer to me by my desperately amusing new discord handle 'pussy eating robot' today
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 19, 2017, 11:00:52 pm
instead of calling them food courts i reckon they should be called "lunch zones"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 20, 2017, 04:56:02 am
want to eat some prangles chips
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 20, 2017, 07:39:16 am
sure hope more people say my actual name than refer to me by my desperately amusing new discord handle 'pussy eating robot' today
GirlKisser420, June 19, 2017, 06:19:48 pm

how'd this work out for u
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 20, 2017, 01:28:48 pm
Drinking out of this "True Buckaroo" mug at work just makes me happy.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 20, 2017, 04:46:53 pm
sure hope more people say my actual name than refer to me by my desperately amusing new discord handle 'pussy eating robot' today
GirlKisser420, June 19, 2017, 06:19:48 pm

how'd this work out for u
chai tea latte, June 20, 2017, 07:39:16 am

fine, went to a jiujitsu class and my brother and his gf came around for tea. none of them called me a pussy eating robot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 20, 2017, 08:03:15 pm
They would have, if only you woulda sold the character better.

Beep boop. This tea resembles pussy, which is how I power my fuel cells. Beep boop.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 21, 2017, 04:01:24 am
Diapers are Soylent for shitting
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 21, 2017, 08:46:22 pm
My coworker was a little surprised to learn that lake Michigan only was the left half, and even though there's a significant portion of water that connects Huron and Michigan, they are two different lakes.

What I did not tell her is that it's like Sonic the Hedgehog's eyes; even though there's a connector they're still considered two discrete eyeballs.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 22, 2017, 01:15:03 am
I wonder if Palmer Luckey has ever thought "well, that was embarrassing".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 22, 2017, 07:54:41 am
what if: big brother, but super gay? i call it: "boyz in the big gay house"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 24, 2017, 06:46:49 pm
I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
This pop in which in drinking
Refills I've never had
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 24, 2017, 07:59:02 pm
genderqüeer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 26, 2017, 03:45:57 pm
The proudest moment of my life so far was just now when i bought my first beer using my full driving license.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on June 27, 2017, 09:46:50 am
I really wish the BBC would put out a cd set of all the different show themes from Mystery!.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 28, 2017, 02:30:33 pm
I wonder how many Key Lime Pie oreos I can prepper horde in my freezer before I'm forcibly sectioned?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on June 28, 2017, 04:19:49 pm
I wonder how many Key Lime Pie oreos I can prepper horde in my freezer before I'm forcibly sectioned?
Sanguinary Novel, June 28, 2017, 02:30:33 pm

Are they good? It's always such a crapshoot with the novelty oreo flavors.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 28, 2017, 04:32:36 pm
I wonder how many Key Lime Pie oreos I can prepper horde in my freezer before I'm forcibly sectioned?
Sanguinary Novel, June 28, 2017, 02:30:33 pm

Are they good? It's always such a crapshoot with the novelty oreo flavors.
NutshellGulag, June 28, 2017, 04:19:49 pm

I'm usually pretty 'meh' about Oreos in general, but these are damn fantastic. Just the right combo of sour and a tiny bit salty. A coworker bought the fireworks ones which are interesting, but you might as well by a bag of pop rocks and cram that in your mouth with some regular Oreos.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 28, 2017, 09:06:51 pm
Microsoft Edge: You'll have the whole internet but only need the Edge
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Post by: Vinny Possum on June 28, 2017, 09:55:45 pm
I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
This pop in which in drinking
Refills I've never had
Sanguinary Novel, June 24, 2017, 06:46:49 pm

I think it's kinda funny
I think it's kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Hi dying I am dad
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 29, 2017, 11:27:59 pm
https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/862242875546808320
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Post by: krytton on June 30, 2017, 12:44:22 am
satanism is basically atheism for cool people who want to fuck big goat dudes
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Post by: Cleretic on June 30, 2017, 02:17:18 am
I realized today that I somehow started using a very specific 'bye-bye' as a farewell, and for like fifteen minutes that was all I could think about. That's neither how I talk, nor how I want to talk, and it's a very specific intonation that I don't deviate from. So it had to come from somewhere, but where?

Then I realized it's from Bomberman 64, and now I feel kinda weird.

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 30, 2017, 06:14:05 am
oh garfield, you crack me up every time
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Post by: A Meat on June 30, 2017, 09:56:10 am
Having recently learned that Oreos are actually a knockoff of Hydrox and not the other way around, I wonder how many other things I think are the original but are actually an imitation
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Post by: Eider Duck on July 01, 2017, 05:36:00 am
Stupid Orange Walk sectarian bastards, YOU IDIOTS CAN'T EVEN DRUM RIGHT
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Post by: CaptainLaserPants on July 01, 2017, 05:15:28 pm
In Harry Potter, the Sorting Hat is the real villain because it perpetuates the divisions and prejudices in the wizard community.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 01, 2017, 07:50:39 pm
oh garfield, you crack me up every time
GirlKisser420, June 30, 2017, 06:14:05 am

(https://public-media.smithsonianmag.com/filer/201303200300382189014070_339cb830f9_z.jpg)
They had no business of their own to mind because they didn't belong to themselves any more. They belonged to the virus. They had to kill torture conquer enslave degrade as a mad dog has to bite. At Hiroshima all was lost.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 03, 2017, 04:46:36 am
king gizzard and the eddie izzard wizard
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Post by: A Meat on July 03, 2017, 12:13:42 pm
yam is probably one of the least useful words  now that I've found out it can refer to four tubers and corms that are not yams as well as to yams, which are apparently of a really wide variety of tubers, some of which have really confusing names

edit: it'd make a good adjudicated guess fact, but it's just too baffling
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 03, 2017, 02:32:19 pm
yam is probably one of the least useful words  now that I've found out it can refer to four tubers and corms that are not yams as well as to yams, which are apparently of a really wide variety of tubers, some of which have really confusing names

edit: it'd make a good adjudicated guess fact, but it's just too baffling
A Meat, July 03, 2017, 12:13:42 pm

Welcome to the ambiguity inherent in language. See also "bug", and "Corn"
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Post by: A Meat on July 04, 2017, 01:20:42 am
yam is probably one of the least useful words  now that I've found out it can refer to four tubers and corms that are not yams as well as to yams, which are apparently of a really wide variety of tubers, some of which have really confusing names

edit: it'd make a good adjudicated guess fact, but it's just too baffling
A Meat, July 03, 2017, 12:13:42 pm

Welcome to the ambiguity inherent in language. See also "bug", and "Corn"
温尼负鼠, July 03, 2017, 02:32:19 pm
fun fact, corm is a real word, and corn is not a corm, water chestnuts are corms, and taro is a corm

edit: also, bananas have corms, but you don't eat those corms, you eat the berries
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Post by: krytton on July 04, 2017, 02:47:07 pm
martin shrekki
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Post by: krytton on July 06, 2017, 03:22:43 am
gonna start a petition for mcdonalds to put the MYASS sign back up
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 08, 2017, 09:01:32 am
bela lugosi's dead
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Post by: A Meat on July 08, 2017, 12:42:52 pm
bela lugosi's dead
GirlKisser420, July 08, 2017, 09:01:32 am
is that his new perfume line?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 10, 2017, 03:39:46 pm
The F Plus: A Team Exercise in Frustration
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 11, 2017, 12:33:09 pm
My computer working with this 8 gig psb file -
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 14, 2017, 03:00:31 pm
When your gum gets all warm and soft in a hot car it's like the sun is pre chewing your gum
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Post by: bubbleuj on July 16, 2017, 11:09:49 am
I'm dating someone four years younger than me and they've never used MSN.

The age gap is just too much.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 16, 2017, 07:12:29 pm
Drinking some god damn covfefe
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Post by: junior associate faguar on July 16, 2017, 11:47:10 pm
Mouse otherkin should be called squeakin
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 17, 2017, 11:58:02 am
I keep having so many pointless thoughts I have to share that I keep forgetting that I need a pointless thought journal. If that's not a pointless thought in and of itself, I don't know what is.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 17, 2017, 03:46:05 pm
I keep having so many pointless thoughts I have to share that I keep forgetting that I need a pointless thought journal. If that's not a pointless thought in and of itself, I don't know what is.
Spooks, July 17, 2017, 11:58:02 am

Journals for keeping random thoughts, ideas, and other biz rules, 100% recommend. Especially if you do any creative endeavors, you can stash ideas away for later. Or to laugh at later.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 23, 2017, 05:31:47 am
I auditioned for the Bosstones but I wasn't mighty enough
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 23, 2017, 05:38:43 am
the world could be a better place, if only the vikings were able to hear Blind Guardian
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Post by: A Meat on July 23, 2017, 06:30:41 am
The Mushroom Kingdom really ought to have its name officially changed to the Mushroom Principality one of these days
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Post by: A Meat on July 23, 2017, 09:48:30 am
Is the catto/doggo meme just the lolcat meme but with slightly different words?
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 23, 2017, 04:49:21 pm
How do people just miss texts regularly? How fucking popular are you that they just pile up and you don't notice?
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Post by: Shell Game on July 24, 2017, 09:46:04 am
Blastoise from the pastoise.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 26, 2017, 06:08:06 pm
Dinosaurs suck, they're just big shitty birds with teeth.
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Post by: krytton on July 27, 2017, 01:03:14 am
albus cumbledore
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 27, 2017, 01:38:18 am
albus cumbledore
krytton, July 27, 2017, 01:03:14 am
ballbust cumblewhore
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 27, 2017, 10:14:07 am
RIP June Foray
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 27, 2017, 03:59:04 pm
The URL SiriusBlacked.com is available for sale.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 27, 2017, 06:32:08 pm
sucking your own dick olympics
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 29, 2017, 05:24:17 am
The U in U2 stands for umbilical
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 29, 2017, 07:21:50 am
Stiffy In A Jiffy Mailer
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Post by: Mix on July 29, 2017, 09:21:47 am
is it possible to rank body fluids on the scoville meter
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on July 29, 2017, 11:09:37 pm
I've seen three rattlesnakes in the past month after years of seeing zero rattlesnakes and I'm starting to wonder if perhaps the rattlesnakes should not go near my domicile.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 30, 2017, 11:27:22 pm
Guest is going to die in 7 days
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Post by: krytton on July 31, 2017, 03:08:58 am
Guest is going to die in 7 days
GirlKisser420, July 30, 2017, 11:27:22 pm

good riddance
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Post by: SirSlarty on July 31, 2017, 11:52:09 pm
Guest is going to die in 7 days
GirlKisser420, July 30, 2017, 11:27:22 pm

Finally!
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 01, 2017, 03:14:08 pm
Does anyone know a reliable necromancer so I no longer have to worry about earning a living wage?
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Post by: Cleretic on August 02, 2017, 03:56:09 am
My favorite genres of music in no particular order are 'water dungeon', 'ironic YouTube montage', and 'only ever heard on the radio in the 90s but still inexplicably gets stuck in your head'.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 05, 2017, 06:13:15 am
LCD Soundsystem - Losing My Edge but it keeps listing 90's anime instead of music bands.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 05, 2017, 02:29:24 pm
I want to get up and do more carving but cat is snoozing so peacefully please send help
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 05, 2017, 04:05:28 pm
Revolutionary Girl Urethra
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 05, 2017, 09:23:10 pm
I roll so fucking bad all the time every rpg that I made my warlock's patron a fey of bad luck just to have an in universe reason for all the shitty rolls
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Post by: A Meat on August 06, 2017, 04:27:32 am
Pokemon evolution isn't really evolution, it's either a planned ontogenetic charge as a response to outside stimuli, or just an adaptation to outside stimuli
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 06, 2017, 05:06:43 am
Revolutionary Girl Obama
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Post by: krytton on August 06, 2017, 05:32:34 am
Revolutionary Girl Osama
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Post by: krytton on August 06, 2017, 10:11:30 pm
idea: puns incorporating racial slurs. patent pending. im gonna be so fuckin rich
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 08, 2017, 01:41:29 am
despite the leftward shift, my generation may never escape capitalist conditioning and are cursed to see the walls of their cage and hope it rusts the right way
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 08, 2017, 12:40:32 pm
A guy at my work, who is a part-time cop, really liked my True Buckaroo Chuck Tingle mug because it has a badge on it. He really wants me to send him a link so he can buy one.

He does not know who Chuck Tingle is
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 10, 2017, 02:08:27 am
when did the internet switch from "fucked up, if true" to "big if true"

Muhammad Li should be a very common name but there aren't very many at all! nor are there many Li Muhans. Perhaps since there's at least a couple, they should be Some Greatests (as Muhammad *A*li was The).

a damsel with a dulcimer, in a vision once I saw; she was an Abyssinian maid, and on her dulcimer she played, singing "You're my wonderwall". Could I ignite within me her symphony and song to such deep delight 'twould win me and with music loud and long, I would build that dome in air (that sunny dome! Those caves of ice!) and all who heard would see them there, and all would cry beware, beware! those flashing eyes, and floating hair, guard a circle round her thrice, for she on honeydew hath fed, and drunk the almond milk of paradise.

I wonder how good birds fuck

you're a teenager reading hentai in math class by hiding the doujinshi inside the textbook but you're flipping the pages from right to left and everyone knows what you're doing and it's not sneaky at all, and also it's a test day and you forgot to wear clothes, ahaha
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 10, 2017, 03:12:22 pm
Eagerly awaiting the inevitable "This Ain't The Emoji Movie XXX" porn parody.
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Post by: krytton on August 12, 2017, 03:05:41 am
most of my thoughts involve putting random letters into words

spoong
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Post by: Lemon on August 13, 2017, 10:36:51 pm
Is there such a thing as black metal hipsters, and if so: Do they pride themselves in worshipping the most obscure term for the devil?
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Post by: STOG on August 14, 2017, 01:28:34 am
Is there such a thing as black metal hipsters, and if so: Do they pride themselves in worshipping the most obscure term for the devil?
Lemon, August 13, 2017, 10:36:51 pm

well I like to call Satan the S-Man because he's totally a cool hip dude that just likes to hang out in Hell
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Post by: krytton on August 14, 2017, 01:33:58 am
lemon (https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://viapozzo6.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/trascendental-black-metal.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwj00K2MjdbVAhUGyrwKHW_7CpIQFggwMAE&usg=AFQjCNFPQj9aqX_k3u-qxLLpvZmcFEXPhw)
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on August 14, 2017, 11:09:14 am
lemon (https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://viapozzo6.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/trascendental-black-metal.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwj00K2MjdbVAhUGyrwKHW_7CpIQFggwMAE&usg=AFQjCNFPQj9aqX_k3u-qxLLpvZmcFEXPhw)
krytton, August 14, 2017, 01:33:58 am

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'D FORGOTTEN BAOU TTHAT FUCKING THING
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 14, 2017, 01:59:14 pm
I'm watching the Top Gear Africa special where they try to find the source of the Nile and I know they exaggerate a lot, but I've been to Uganda and they're pretty fucking bang on what it's like to travel there. I've actually pretty much done the exact journey they did, Kampala to Fort Portal to Lake Edward through the tea plantations, the great roads and the shitty, shitty roads. Here are my Thoughts as I watch, because I want to talk about Uganda and I think they deserve some credit.

Kampala really does take most of a day to drive through and there really are that many of those vans, which are like a cross between a taxi and a bus - they'll go where you want, but you'll probably pick up other people on the way. You really can buy basically everything, including a million bananas for way less money than you think. I think the bit where Jeremy says "is this a chair leg," he's buying sugar cane. It's way too fibrous to eat but you can chew on it and the sugar will come out, which is okay until you're just left with a big inedible lump of fibres that burn your throat until you spit it out of the window. They give it to children as snacks for school.

The long distance roads are fantastic, although in my experience they were actually mostly built by the Chinese, and not, as suggested on the programme, the Swiss. As I understand it, it was part of the deal in return for mining rights. They're really good, although I did get stuck in quite a lot of roadworks while they were widening the roads.

As demonstrated, the speedbumps are perpetual (I think my driver said there were about 100/hour on the drive between Kampala and Kasese, where I stayed). They were also fucking huge. When you get off those main roads, as demonstrated, the roads are all on a spectrum between reasonably flat tracks to impassable because they're basically just muddy rivers alongside a 40 meter drop, via "more pothole than road."

Everywhere they stopped seems to be pretty authentic too. Top Gear might be a bunch of dickheads doing dumb shit, but they represented their subject with a level of accuracy that suprised and pleased me. There's basically nothing about this which I'm finding to be particularly misleading.

Supplemental thought: yep, every other building really is painted entirely yellow with MTN MOBILE MONEY written on it in big letters. Mobile phones are really big there - they kind of skipped computers entirely, and while the prices aren't much cheaper (I worked it out and I'd barely save anything by buying an iPhone there rather than here, maybe £100 or so at most) they have a huge supply of non-smart-phones that you can pick up for like £5-10.  Pay as you go is big and you can buy top ups at any of those yellow buildings (or you have to find the rare red AirTel building if for some reason you don't go with MTN).
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 14, 2017, 03:34:05 pm
It is fairly probable that I have come across Dozerfleet in real life
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 14, 2017, 05:06:17 pm
IT'S PAGE SIXTY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
in the Cursed Images thread but I have no idea what to post in order to commemorate it. I don't think sixty-nining is gross or negative in any way, really. Let's all be sex-positive instead.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 14, 2017, 10:03:16 pm
beastie boys are dope
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Post by: krytton on August 15, 2017, 03:10:02 am
do farts contain resonant memories
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Post by: A Meat on August 15, 2017, 06:27:12 am
beastie boys are dope ill
GirlKisser420, August 14, 2017, 10:03:16 pm
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 15, 2017, 09:24:19 am
Gentlemen, if we attach rockets to Dracula, we will drastically increase his Speed
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 16, 2017, 03:48:51 am
Furries + Cuddle Parties = Fuddling?
"Be very very quiet, we're cuddling rabbits."
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Post by: krytton on August 16, 2017, 05:00:06 am
my sister is getting increasingly mad at the names i give my pokemon
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Post by: Shell Game on August 16, 2017, 02:10:27 pm
my sister is getting increasingly mad at the names i give my pokemon
krytton, August 16, 2017, 05:00:06 am

To be fair, I can get pretty bothered by people's Pokemon names too.

I named my Nidoran "Peanut"
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 16, 2017, 03:03:39 pm
my sister is getting increasingly mad at the names i give my pokemon
krytton, August 16, 2017, 05:00:06 am

To be fair, I can get pretty bothered by people's Pokemon names too.

I named my Nidoran "Peanut"
Shell Game, August 16, 2017, 02:10:27 pm

I'm sorry, the correct answer is Aipom
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Post by: krytton on August 16, 2017, 03:15:22 pm
To be fair, I can get pretty bothered by people's Pokemon names too.

I named my Nidoran "Peanut"
Shell Game, August 16, 2017, 02:10:27 pm

cool i named my pineco "conifer orb"
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Post by: Shell Game on August 16, 2017, 03:23:34 pm
To be fair, I can get pretty bothered by people's Pokemon names too.

I named my Nidoran "Peanut"
Shell Game, August 16, 2017, 02:10:27 pm

cool i named my pineco "conifer orb"
krytton, August 16, 2017, 03:15:22 pm

I like that. I might get one and name it Connie.
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 16, 2017, 04:34:03 pm
To be fair, I can get pretty bothered by people's Pokemon names too.

I named my Nidoran "Peanut"
Shell Game, August 16, 2017, 02:10:27 pm

cool i named my pineco "conifer orb"
krytton, August 16, 2017, 03:15:22 pm

I like that. I might get one and name it Connie.
Shell Game, August 16, 2017, 03:23:34 pm
How about something like "Everett Green". Get it? Evergreen. Hahaa. I'll let myself out now
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Post by: krytton on August 17, 2017, 05:05:02 am
if i recall correctly the shortest bible verse is "jesus wanked"
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 17, 2017, 09:04:49 pm
Call me William Faulkner because all I can think about is how much curry I ate as I lay dying
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Post by: Mix on August 17, 2017, 10:13:40 pm
I should make a Quiplash custom pack with nothing but Yahoo Answers questions
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Post by: Gyro on August 18, 2017, 03:46:10 am
I should make a Quiplash custom pack with nothing but Yahoo Answers questions
Mix, August 17, 2017, 10:13:40 pm
Fuck yes, do it!
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Post by: Cleretic on August 18, 2017, 05:01:23 am
I should make a Quiplash custom pack with nothing but Yahoo Answers questions
Mix, August 17, 2017, 10:13:40 pm
Do we just let the regular guy handle it, or do we bring in Griffin McElroy?
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Post by: krytton on August 18, 2017, 05:05:36 am
I should make a Quiplash custom pack with nothing but Yahoo Answers questions
Mix, August 17, 2017, 10:13:40 pm
Do we just let the regular guy handle it, or do we bring in Griffin McElroy?
Cleretic, August 18, 2017, 05:01:23 am

how is this even a question
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 18, 2017, 12:25:18 pm
caol "slender" from Gaelic caol
(Caoilfhionn, Caolán)

andr-, -ander "man" from Greek aner, andros
(Andrew, Alexander, Leander)




COLANDER
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 18, 2017, 04:42:59 pm
Come to Loring Park for the Pigeon-Duck Summit on breadcrumbs. I, upon the grassy knoll, am considering throwing biscoff cookies into the mix, breaking their fragile alliance and ushering in bird wars 3
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 18, 2017, 06:33:59 pm
its really weird to see people post about punching nazis when all the other times they talk about how watching competitive tetris makes them nervous or something
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 18, 2017, 06:49:14 pm
its really weird to see people post about punching nazis when all the other times they talk about how watching competitive tetris makes them nervous or something
GirlKisser420, August 18, 2017, 06:33:59 pm

it really is very funny! but we can't gatekeep people deciding they want to finally be cool, we have to get them some edgy teen nazis to practice jabs on
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 18, 2017, 06:54:53 pm
yeah it's handy that there's incel meme nazis but it's not rhetoric that's going to last when there's roided viking fetishists and heavily-armed militia dudes on the frontlines
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 19, 2017, 05:38:05 pm
Futarama. (it's real)
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Post by: krytton on August 19, 2017, 11:12:46 pm
hey guys whats your spirit animal mine is cultural appropriation
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Post by: A Meat on August 19, 2017, 11:15:02 pm
hey guys whats your spirit animal mine is cultural appropriation
krytton, August 19, 2017, 11:12:46 pm
i'm going to the spirit anime mine, better bring my spirit pickaxe
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 19, 2017, 11:52:47 pm
my spirit animal is the cultural Apepropriation
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Post by: krytton on August 20, 2017, 02:47:04 am
ah, time to sit back, relax and listen to the dulcet tones of lil jon
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Post by: A Meat on August 20, 2017, 06:37:26 am
Toilet 2.0: now optimized for superior shitting experience
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 20, 2017, 01:49:02 pm
I had no idea how hipster a cafe could be until I saw kombucha on tap like a draft beer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 20, 2017, 07:23:17 pm
I read some tweet a while ago, I think it was from Bakoon, that said never get your politics and hentai from the same place, and it worries me how many people across the entire political spectrum have done this
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 23, 2017, 05:47:55 am
I just found out about Autosexuality, where you are sexually attracted to yourself. Can't make a doc about it since there's no forums or anything to say aside from 'I masturbated in front of a mirror' but it's gonna be a brain worm for like a week.


Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 23, 2017, 05:33:38 pm
I just found out about Autosexuality, where you are sexually attracted to yourself. Can't make a doc about it since there's no forums or anything to say aside from 'I masturbated in front of a mirror' but it's gonna be a brain worm for like a week.
GirlKisser420, August 23, 2017, 05:47:55 am
Have you checked DA (https://www.deviantart.com/popular-all-time/?section=&global=1&q=autosexual)?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 23, 2017, 05:58:11 pm
this is fascinating. They're a sexuality oriented towards themselves, but they represent this with a persona or sparkledog that's different from that. I think in a lot of cases they're creating autosexual characters because they want to be representative of a possible identity rather than as a strictly personal thing, but still. I think it's mostly incompatible with depression so it's not going to have much of an online presence.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 24, 2017, 11:02:17 am
windows poo thousand
windows sex pee
windows pissta
windows jenkum
windows gayght
windows men
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 24, 2017, 08:17:14 pm
Goodness gracious great grains of fiber
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 25, 2017, 07:27:02 pm
I don't know if there's enough basic normies here for a pop music thread in the music forum so I've come here to spread my opinion that Taylor Swift's new single is a fucking terrible load of shit. It starts out okay, basically like something that could have slipped in as one of 1989's less remarkable songs, but then that chorus hits. The one inexplicably following I'm So Sexy of all things, where she just repeats the same line a bunch without any real respect for all the things that make music music. Oh my god it's so bad. Then we slide into the shitty insults and the unbelievably cringy Old Taylor Is Dead bit. Witness was such a miserable flop that all she really needed to do to "win" the Katy Perry beef was to release something that was actually listenable and she didn't even manage that, like she had to actually try and fuck up that bad.

It's a shitty song and I'm hugely disappointed, but what gets me more than anything else is the concept. The idea that she's somehow trying to own the snake persona and be a bad bitch but at the same time needing to remind you how she was wronged, how it's the other guy's fault, Kanye made me do this you guys. It just feels a whole lot like that time when I was fifteen and lonely and I thought "Oh yeah I guess the world WANTS me to be a shutin nerd, I'm gonna watch My Little Pony because somehow fuck you" like the correct response to any of this dumb bullshit is to go all in. Like, she saw she was losing the moral high ground after the Famous thing and decided the best thing to do was to double down and be a bitch, I guess in the hope that much like politics, whoever can talk more shit will win and who really gives a shit about anyone who isn't either loving the mess or so devoted they'll literally refuse to believe you could possibly have done the wrong thing.

What's more, even if the damage control people are tellign the truth when they say releasing the album introduced with a Kanye diss track on the 10th anniversary of his mother's death, that's still a hugely stupid way to make yourself look like a garbage person. Fucking change it you dumbfucks. If it's intentional it's awful and if it's unintentional then it's stupid and neither of those are good looks.

Part of me hopes this will be like Shake It Off and turn out not to be representative of the quality/style of the full album, but even as a huge Swiftie apologist I'm having trouble finding anything good to say about this. She was always supposed to be a nice one who just wanted to have a wholesome happy time. Every part of this is so unlike everything that made me fall in love with her work in the first place. The song itself and all the context around it just feels like a mountain of huge mistakes that only serve to drain every ounce of good will I've built up towards her.

I could forgive most of it if it was at least a good song but honestly she's got a great voice and has shown to be a good songwriter and neither of those things showed up here.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 25, 2017, 07:51:39 pm
'*"*'this poster always stands by kanye'*"*'
Lemon can we have forum signatures pleas?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 25, 2017, 07:55:50 pm
sometimes i remember that vore exists and then im amused
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 25, 2017, 09:06:59 pm
'*"*'this poster always stands by kanye'*"*'
Lemon can we have forum signatures pleas?
AgentCoop, August 25, 2017, 07:51:39 pm

If we just put sigs in manually he'll have to make it a feature.

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92% of Teens have started listening to Gangster Rap. If you're one of the 8% who listens to Real Music, put this in your sig
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on August 26, 2017, 04:48:31 am
This new Signature Era is terrifying.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 26, 2017, 09:13:58 am
imagine... sex harry potter..... wingardium leviosa... on my dick
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 26, 2017, 02:00:55 pm
Hoi Polloi Boy, a Fall Out Boy cover band
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 26, 2017, 05:59:32 pm
There's nothing cooler aesthetically than cartoon dudes with just eyes and no face


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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 27, 2017, 06:20:45 pm
hi everyone im about to get my wisdom teeth out wish me luck!!!!! :^)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 27, 2017, 08:27:31 pm
hi everyone im about to get my wisdom teeth out wish me luck!!!!! :^)
krytton, August 27, 2017, 06:20:45 pm
Good luck!

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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 27, 2017, 10:03:23 pm
hi im back from the dead and i have this to say: ow oof ouch my teeth
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 27, 2017, 11:06:56 pm
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a bad movie and people who gush about it are gross.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 29, 2017, 10:40:13 am
There's absolutely no stock photo of a security camera that doesn't feel like a dystopian nightmare.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 29, 2017, 01:50:19 pm
The Importance of Being Ernest Cline
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 29, 2017, 04:00:32 pm
The Witchin' Hour
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 29, 2017, 05:21:03 pm
The Witchin' Hour
A Meat, August 29, 2017, 04:00:32 pm

More like the Bitchin' Hour
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on August 30, 2017, 01:09:49 am
I GOT BLOOD ON MY FISTS 'CAUSE I GOT NO REMORSE

I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK 'CAUSE I FUCKED A CORPSE
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on August 30, 2017, 02:15:06 am
I GOT BLOOD ON MY FISTS 'CAUSE I GOT NO REMORSE

I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK 'CAUSE I FUCKED A CORPSE
Trav, August 30, 2017, 01:09:49 am

oh shit guys trav brought his whole crew!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dawnswalker on August 30, 2017, 01:28:48 pm
I went to the eye doctor and got only one eye dilated and it feels gross and weird to have my eyes out of sync.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 30, 2017, 07:46:43 pm
why does my head still hurt why am i still tired why am i still feverish I'm not sick anymore I'm not I'm not I'm not
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on August 31, 2017, 01:15:59 am
All of my friends are BAMBOOZLED, nay feel personally affronted by the idea of not wearing underwear under pajamas. I just feel so confused and alone right now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 31, 2017, 02:48:49 am
All of my friends are BAMBOOZLED, nay feel personally affronted by the idea of not wearing underwear under pajamas. I just feel so confused and alone right now.
Malten, August 31, 2017, 01:15:59 am
thatès weird, dog


(http://i.imgur.com/cZngkVs.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 31, 2017, 03:21:37 am
╒╪╩══╩╝└╫╜
┼┘ONLINE╠╕
╘╦╕┌╥─┐╔╝│
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 01, 2017, 08:59:41 am
Do you think the Time Cube text is copyright protected? I think by default it is, but would Gene Ray actually take legal action if someone reproduced it?

Edit: Goddamn it would cost over $6,000 to have letterpress poly plates made to encompass all of Time Cube
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 01, 2017, 09:01:08 pm
this morning i remembered that human beings are flammable and my sleep deprived brain was like "that's cool" and thats how i became the writer for the joker movie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on September 02, 2017, 03:13:51 pm
How long can one survive on a diet comprised solely of water based lube?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 04, 2017, 12:51:29 pm
im such a millennial!!! i love dabbing on the graves of those who have stood in the way of the implementations of public social institutions!!! #damndaniel
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 06, 2017, 06:20:41 am
should I open crash_bandicoot_ball_punishment.jpg
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 06, 2017, 10:59:02 am
Iftar should have been called breakfast in English, but alas
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on September 06, 2017, 12:05:09 pm
I don't know if there's enough basic normies here for a pop music thread in the music forum so I've come here to spread my opinion that Taylor Swift's new single is a fucking terrible load of shit. It starts out okay, basically like something that could have slipped in as one of 1989's less remarkable songs, but then that chorus hits. The one inexplicably following I'm So Sexy of all things, where she just repeats the same line a bunch without any real respect for all the things that make music music. Oh my god it's so bad. Then we slide into the shitty insults and the unbelievably cringy Old Taylor Is Dead bit. Witness was such a miserable flop that all she really needed to do to "win" the Katy Perry beef was to release something that was actually listenable and she didn't even manage that, like she had to actually try and fuck up that bad.

It's a shitty song and I'm hugely disappointed, but what gets me more than anything else is the concept. The idea that she's somehow trying to own the snake persona and be a bad bitch but at the same time needing to remind you how she was wronged, how it's the other guy's fault, Kanye made me do this you guys. It just feels a whole lot like that time when I was fifteen and lonely and I thought "Oh yeah I guess the world WANTS me to be a shutin nerd, I'm gonna watch My Little Pony because somehow fuck you" like the correct response to any of this dumb bullshit is to go all in. Like, she saw she was losing the moral high ground after the Famous thing and decided the best thing to do was to double down and be a bitch, I guess in the hope that much like politics, whoever can talk more shit will win and who really gives a shit about anyone who isn't either loving the mess or so devoted they'll literally refuse to believe you could possibly have done the wrong thing.

What's more, even if the damage control people are tellign the truth when they say releasing the album introduced with a Kanye diss track on the 10th anniversary of his mother's death, that's still a hugely stupid way to make yourself look like a garbage person. Fucking change it you dumbfucks. If it's intentional it's awful and if it's unintentional then it's stupid and neither of those are good looks.

Part of me hopes this will be like Shake It Off and turn out not to be representative of the quality/style of the full album, but even as a huge Swiftie apologist I'm having trouble finding anything good to say about this. She was always supposed to be a nice one who just wanted to have a wholesome happy time. Every part of this is so unlike everything that made me fall in love with her work in the first place. The song itself and all the context around it just feels like a mountain of huge mistakes that only serve to drain every ounce of good will I've built up towards her.

I could forgive most of it if it was at least a good song but honestly she's got a great voice and has shown to be a good songwriter and neither of those things showed up here.
moooo566, August 25, 2017, 07:27:02 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/Q998zWO.gif)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 07, 2017, 06:15:17 am
the impulse to see if there are any racist clowns online has lead me to dark places
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on September 07, 2017, 08:38:56 am
the impulse to see if there are any racist clowns online has lead me to dark places
GirlKisser420, September 07, 2017, 06:15:17 am

Well, one's in the Oval Office right now. Heyoo!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 07, 2017, 08:41:51 am
hey edward snowden is pretty cute
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 07, 2017, 09:02:21 am
taking a full trolley through the self checkout should be a crime
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 07, 2017, 04:01:52 pm
Boss makes a dime,
I make a dime,
What is even happening,
Rhyme
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on September 08, 2017, 06:47:49 am
Stog singing Calle Ocho.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 08, 2017, 05:42:23 pm
I remember when I'd only go to the work bathroom to cry.

Now I go there to piss.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 08, 2017, 07:26:39 pm
I remember when I'd only go to the work bathroom to cry.

Now I go there to piss.
Shell Game, September 08, 2017, 05:42:23 pm

Aren't tears just the piss of the eyes anyways?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 10, 2017, 11:22:08 am
gearing up to debut my new fursona, vory the vole, who has an odd quirk that will leave you feeling hungry for more ;)))
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 11, 2017, 01:09:10 pm
gearing up to debut my new fursona, vory the vole, who has an odd quirk that will leave you feeling hungry for more ;)))
krytton, September 10, 2017, 11:22:08 am
It's this a Redwall fan character sona?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 11, 2017, 02:13:24 pm
who invented the names for the letters
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 11, 2017, 03:10:07 pm
They can stop me viewing funny YouTube videos at work, but they can't stop the funny YouTube videos constantly playing in my head.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 14, 2017, 06:20:02 am
What if God was on a bus?
Just a slob, like, on a bus?
Just a stranger on a bus
trying to make his way
buuuuuuuuuuuuus.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 15, 2017, 06:41:46 pm
what is with americans and longwinded fast food restaurant opinions
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on September 15, 2017, 07:27:15 pm
Invasion of the Patchouli Pod People
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on September 16, 2017, 03:58:47 am
what is with americans and longwinded fast food restaurant opinions
GirlKisser420, September 15, 2017, 06:41:46 pm

Seriously. They all taste the same, people.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 16, 2017, 06:07:19 am
for the cost of 1 bulb you can save a dogs life
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 16, 2017, 09:24:23 pm
You can't spell party without Popov, because you're too drunk to spell
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 16, 2017, 09:26:11 pm
for the cost of 1 bulb you can save a dogs life
GirlKisser420, September 16, 2017, 06:07:19 am

Also we have a bunch of dog murderers in here
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Runic on September 18, 2017, 11:08:46 pm
"Anti-Semitism, in short, is fear of the human condition. The anti-Semite is a man who wishes to be pitiless stone, a furious torrent, a devastating thunderbolt – anything except a man."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on September 19, 2017, 12:57:00 pm
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
But it wasn't a cock
It was a cock monster!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on September 19, 2017, 04:38:40 pm
In a similar vein, my Halloween costume idea: a lobster with a WWF title belt, AKA Dwayne "The Rock" Lobster.

Edit: I used Google, of course that is already a thing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 20, 2017, 04:26:04 am
coheed & cambria music factory
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 21, 2017, 06:30:59 am
becoming a full time video game streamer is probably the most cocaine thing you can do
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 21, 2017, 01:17:40 pm
Thursdays are just late Wednesdays
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 21, 2017, 04:47:56 pm
It's funny how looking up images of 'extraordinary' brings up the most fucking boring stock photos.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on September 21, 2017, 10:07:38 pm
I just started school for computer science and one of my teachers called me a "female rain man but in a like a good way".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 22, 2017, 08:14:09 pm
I bartendered last night at some Dad's 50th birthday and the thrust of the event was that they hired a cover band but the birthday dad did the singing while insanely plastered. The failed attempts to sing Living On a Prayer because he kept trying to make up lyrics about "Johnny Had a 6 Inch Co-ock" will never leave my brain. I wish I didn't serve him tequila shots, although I do kinda respect the total Power Move the whole thing was.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 23, 2017, 01:36:57 am
i eat the pussy, animé / i said eat the pussy animé
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 24, 2017, 08:43:53 pm
They should have issued a recall for the female reproductive system like centuries ago, fucking deregulation
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 25, 2017, 11:14:28 am
Our account manager at an accreditation scheme we use at work writes "pls" rather than please in business emails and uses it l. Every email has it two or three times and it takes me right out of the moment.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on September 25, 2017, 11:36:51 am
Our account manager at an accreditation scheme we use at work writes "pls" rather than please in business emails and uses it l. Every email has it two or three times and it takes me right out of the moment.
moooo566, September 25, 2017, 11:14:28 am

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 26, 2017, 06:36:24 pm
I like funk but I'm not really into the 24-7 groove lifestyle
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 29, 2017, 09:29:31 am
sometimes i really wonder if I've actually like music because i never recognize the bands that people bring up or recommend
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 29, 2017, 11:02:59 am
sometimes i really wonder if I've actually like music because i never recognize the bands that people bring up or recommend
Shell Game, September 29, 2017, 09:29:31 am
Easy solution, only listen to Los Crudos
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ashto on September 29, 2017, 02:09:50 pm
sometimes i really wonder if I've actually like music because i never recognize the bands that people bring up or recommend
Shell Game, September 29, 2017, 09:29:31 am
Easy solution, only listen to Los Crudos
AgentCoop, September 29, 2017, 11:02:59 am

Easier solution, just avoid anything that Guest recommends.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Schumin Capote on October 01, 2017, 02:32:50 am
Free Willy is an illusion.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 01, 2017, 02:55:56 am
booties on cuties
tiddies on biddies
penises on geniuses
cloaecae on ray j
argentine duck cocks for my scarleteen cuck box
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 01, 2017, 03:18:33 am
bisexuals sure love petting dogs huh
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on October 01, 2017, 09:17:16 am
What if God was on a bus?
Just a slob, like, on a bus?
Just a stranger on a bus
trying to make his way
buuuuuuuuuuuuus.
Spooks, September 14, 2017, 06:20:02 am

I'm still thinking about this one every day.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 01, 2017, 11:38:30 am
There's a monster hunter monster with a name with racist connotations, how strange
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on October 03, 2017, 07:08:31 am
sometimes i really wonder if I've actually like music because i never recognize the bands that people bring up or recommend
Shell Game, September 29, 2017, 09:29:31 am
Easy solution, only listen to Los Crudos
AgentCoop, September 29, 2017, 11:02:59 am

Easier solution, just avoid anything that Guest recommends.
Ashto, September 29, 2017, 02:09:50 pm
Agreed, I have terrible taste.

I'm beginning to suspect that every trans girl in Melbourne has swiped right on me in the one day I've been on Tinder.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on October 03, 2017, 10:21:33 am
the trap she is sprung
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 05, 2017, 04:23:37 pm
I wonder if there's a cling film fetishist out there that obsesses about Elvis Costello.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on October 05, 2017, 05:11:46 pm
I wonder if there's a cling film fetishist out there that obsesses about Elvis Costello.
Ragnarok Boobies, October 05, 2017, 04:23:37 pm

Allison,
I know this world is killing you.
Oh, Allison,
Now you are completely wrapped in cling film.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 05, 2017, 05:55:06 pm
I wonder if there's a cling film fetishist out there that obsesses about Elvis Costello.
Ragnarok Boobies, October 05, 2017, 04:23:37 pm
Waitin For The End Of The Roll
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 07, 2017, 03:09:24 pm
My friend's wedding is about to start and there's a Rise Against concert going on in the background so it's some instrumental Kiss From a Rose and then screaming remixed in.
 
Do you think they'd let her crowd surf in her gown because that'd be rad
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 08, 2017, 06:22:47 am
the digimon cosmology is fucking dumb
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on October 08, 2017, 12:10:03 pm
When you learn about color mixing in kindergarten, like 'red+blue=purple' or 'yellow+blue=green', that doesn't really mean anything about the colors themselves, or the things that are making the colors, it's teaching about a quirk of the human eye, that two colors at once will light up your photoreceptors in the same way that another color would. But I mean, your body has temperature sensors that detect 'cold' and 'warm', and when both of those sensors light up at once, you feel 'hot', but I wouldn't say that 'cold+warm=hot' in the same way you might say 'red+blue=purple'.

What would it be like to perceive a red+blue thing as simultaneously red and blue, and not as purple?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 10, 2017, 08:10:22 am
It's actually about ethics in shitting! ♫
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on October 11, 2017, 12:43:14 am
sugar THONK THONK THONK THONK THONK THONK ooh honey honey THONK THONK THONK THONK THONK THONK you be my candy giiirl~
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 11, 2017, 09:19:52 am
What should I do with my viola that's collecting dust in my closet?  It's a beautiful instrument and I never play it.  Hmmm...
Nifty Nif, April 21, 2016, 10:36:05 am

Rub them strings!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 11, 2017, 12:37:32 pm
The person who said "Reality is that which continues to exist after you close your eyes" has clearly never died.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 11, 2017, 02:27:13 pm
what's the correlation coefficient between sensitivity and sensuality?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 14, 2017, 03:34:50 am
It's had a while to sink in but I still can't take New Taylor Swift seriously.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on October 14, 2017, 10:18:20 am
It's had a while to sink in but I still can't take New Taylor Swift seriously.
moooo566, October 14, 2017, 03:34:50 am
Well, it's too late for Old Taylor...because she's dead!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 16, 2017, 06:42:02 am
If I was a girl I think my username would be True Forced Lioness.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 16, 2017, 10:13:52 pm
I feel like Tom Cruise is probably one of those intolerable people that says "That's funny" instead of laughing,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 17, 2017, 11:07:07 am
The Legend of Zelda, but Link is Krishna
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 17, 2017, 02:46:39 pm
Signing off all my emails like this:
Kind regards,

[moooo566] BSc
would probably make me a huge arsehole when all I'm doing is asking someone to come look at a leaky dishwasher, or asking someone if tomorrow morning is okay for the engineer to come look at their leaky dishwasher, but there's one small nagging voice in the back of my head that says I should do it just because I can.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 17, 2017, 05:50:54 pm
Borat Sex Animation
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 18, 2017, 02:42:44 am
Borat Sex Animation
Spooks, October 17, 2017, 05:50:54 pm
very_nice.swf
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ganymede on October 20, 2017, 01:28:24 pm
I never got around to changing my username from last Halloween. 

Looks like I saved myself some trouble!

Logical conclusion: everyone should permanently have Halloween names.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ganymede on October 20, 2017, 01:29:16 pm
People always use meteoric to refer to a rise even though meteors fall

what's with that?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 20, 2017, 02:16:13 pm
I never got around to changing my username from last Halloween. 

Looks like I saved myself some trouble!

Logical conclusion: everyone should permanently have Halloween names.
Ghoulymede, October 20, 2017, 01:28:24 pm

I agree
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 24, 2017, 10:14:55 pm
Isn't severe anemia just bleeding to death?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on October 26, 2017, 08:31:21 pm
I found a vhs tape recorded off ABC in 1995 that has at least one original airing of ReBoot on it.

Life is okay sometimes, huh?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 29, 2017, 10:43:43 am
I fucked up.

Turns out I moved the only place in London that doesn't have a chinese restaurant within five minutes walk.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on October 29, 2017, 11:22:07 am
I'd invest in a stand that sold nothing but fried plantains.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on October 29, 2017, 03:41:39 pm
I'd invest in a stand that sold nothing but fried plantains.
Lemon, October 29, 2017, 11:22:07 am

I second this.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 29, 2017, 04:27:55 pm
I'd invest in a stand that sold nothing but fried plantains.
Lemon, October 29, 2017, 11:22:07 am
I used to go to these growing up! The best one was called "When You Drink Coffee, You Need Fried Bananas" and sold pisang goreng (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pisang_goreng), shrimp crackers, and bottles of pop. Good times.
e:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Pisang_goreng_in_a_basket.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on October 29, 2017, 05:12:00 pm
Almost every month, Cosmopolitan publishes a list of 10 or 24 or 101 or 38 "hot" "new" sex tips. I took a quick look at the recent covers, and I'd estimate that every year they're putting out 300 sex tips. If they've been at this since the late '90s or so (I actually wasn't able to get a good idea of when they started printing these articles) then we are looking at 5000-6000 sex tips, almost all of which are probably very bad (https://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/23-truly-terrible-sex-tips?utm_term=.ex1JOQeXy#.uk5axzgNk).
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 29, 2017, 06:47:48 pm
Lemon, please make a website that auto generates sex tips. Call it positions.exposed. Or genital.solutions. Or hotnewsex.tips. Kamasutra.rehab, boner.coach, wikihowtosex.party, sextipsby.design, cosmopolitan.gold, positionsforkeepingthe.faith, uhhh
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on October 29, 2017, 10:58:14 pm
Lemon, please make a website that auto generates sex tips. Call it positions.exposed. Or genital.solutions. Or hotnewsex.tips. Kamasutra.rehab, boner.coach, wikihowtosex.party, sextipsby.design, cosmopolitan.gold, positionsforkeepingthe.faith, uhhh
Sanguinary Novel, October 29, 2017, 06:47:48 pm

This is an excellent idea. I need to work on this new site first tho, but... Yes. This would be good.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on October 29, 2017, 11:27:33 pm
tetanus shots don't hurt as much as you'd think they would.

in other news: ow my fucking hand!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 30, 2017, 03:31:34 am
Lemon, please make a website that auto generates sex tips. Call it positions.exposed. Or genital.solutions. Or hotnewsex.tips. Kamasutra.rehab, boner.coach, wikihowtosex.party, sextipsby.design, cosmopolitan.gold, positionsforkeepingthe.faith, uhhh
Sanguinary Novel, October 29, 2017, 06:47:48 pm
If you can manage to register a Palestinian domain, I'd recommend hotnewti.ps
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 31, 2017, 03:59:11 am
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/a537c5531ed12f9307ff64a7ea60ce66/tumblr_oujxoioiq51vqiqzho1_540.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 31, 2017, 07:29:05 pm
This is an excellent idea. I need to work on this new site first tho, but... Yes. This would be good.
Lemon, October 29, 2017, 10:58:14 pm

While we're on website ideas I've had an idea about kumquatxop.xyz since forever. It'd basically be Rainy Mood with half a dozen kumquat audio tracks playing at the same time, randomly fading in and out of each other. One can be just "YEAH"s, another just "UUH"s and so on. That or regular ambient noise with a random chance of a kumquat noise happening every once in a while. If you have normal ambient sounds, make sure this is present:
 (https://i.imgur.com/IyrteAX.png)

Anyway I'm the idea man and co-creator I need 50% of the profits.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on November 01, 2017, 08:40:16 pm
My boyfriend's shitty friend  who is trying to heal his shitty tattoo asked me verbatim to help him wrap it in cling film (this is a bad thing to do).

There were just too many reasons to be sad.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 02, 2017, 02:43:53 pm
Did you know MIA is 42? I just kind of assumed she was like 30.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 03, 2017, 02:45:54 pm
I've gotten very good at predicting what scores the judges will give for dishes on My Kitchen Rules.

Also, my knowledge of Aussie culture boils down to MKR and the Australian dollop episodes, which I presume is good enough
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on November 03, 2017, 03:34:30 pm
Lemon, please make a website that auto generates sex tips.
Sanguinary Novel, October 29, 2017, 06:47:48 pm
Okay, I'm gonna start working on this one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on November 03, 2017, 03:36:20 pm
While we're on website ideas I've had an idea about kumquatxop.xyz since forever. It'd basically be Rainy Mood with half a dozen kumquat audio tracks playing at the same time, randomly fading in and out of each other. One can be just "YEAH"s, another just "UUH"s and so on. That or regular ambient noise with a random chance of a kumquat noise happening every once in a while. If you have normal ambient sounds, make sure this is present:
(https://i.imgur.com/IyrteAX.png)
Spooks, October 31, 2017, 07:29:05 pm

Hmmmmmmmmm.... yeah, I could see how that would be fun. Tell you what, if somebody can provide me with the audio tracks (I'd probably need 12+, and they'd all have to loop reasonably well, I'd take it from there).

Edit: Although it might be all for naught, since I let the domain expire.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 03, 2017, 03:48:11 pm
I've gotten very good at predicting what scores the judges will give for dishes on My Kitchen Rules.

Also, my knowledge of Aussie culture boils down to MKR and the Australian dollop episodes, which I presume is good enough
A Meat, November 03, 2017, 02:45:54 pm

the best way to understand australian culture is to assume it's a rural town inhabited entirely by 300 uncles and aunts.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 04, 2017, 04:30:18 am
my 3 wishes

ability to speak in fluent achewood
understand how burning wheel works
end of racism
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 04, 2017, 05:01:19 am
Ray William Johnson - RE•AC•TION
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 04, 2017, 07:06:25 am
I've gotten very good at predicting what scores the judges will give for dishes on My Kitchen Rules.

Also, my knowledge of Aussie culture boils down to MKR and the Australian dollop episodes, which I presume is good enough
A Meat, November 03, 2017, 02:45:54 pm

the best way to understand australian culture is to assume it's a rural town inhabited entirely by 300 uncles and aunts.
GirlKisser420, November 03, 2017, 03:48:11 pm
My Kitchen Rules leads me to believe that you're leaving out like 15 different kinds of offensive stereotypes.

And gross rich people
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 04, 2017, 08:51:17 am
Happy Antifa Supersoldier Day everyone! If you meet your quota of heads you can turn them in for extra Soros Bux
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 04, 2017, 02:43:50 pm
Happy Antifa Supersoldier Day everyone! If you meet your quota of heads you can turn them in for extra Soros Bux
Sanguinary Novel, November 04, 2017, 08:51:17 am
I got a really cool hammer and sickle spray in my Antifa loot box.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 04, 2017, 06:03:19 pm
I've gotten very good at predicting what scores the judges will give for dishes on My Kitchen Rules.

Also, my knowledge of Aussie culture boils down to MKR and the Australian dollop episodes, which I presume is good enough
A Meat, November 03, 2017, 02:45:54 pm

the best way to understand australian culture is to assume it's a rural town inhabited entirely by 300 uncles and aunts.
GirlKisser420, November 03, 2017, 03:48:11 pm
My Kitchen Rules leads me to believe that you're leaving out like 15 different kinds of offensive stereotypes.

And gross rich people
A Meat, November 04, 2017, 07:06:25 am

uncles are complicated
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on November 05, 2017, 02:44:08 pm
For breakfast at 4 pm I had 9 shots of espresso, a diet coke, a brownie, a chocolate bar and a marshmallow. Can I just start the day over please.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on November 05, 2017, 03:25:58 pm
I've gotten very good at predicting what scores the judges will give for dishes on My Kitchen Rules.

Also, my knowledge of Aussie culture boils down to MKR and the Australian dollop episodes, which I presume is good enough
A Meat, November 03, 2017, 02:45:54 pm

the best way to understand australian culture is to assume it's a rural town inhabited entirely by 300 uncles and aunts.
GirlKisser420, November 03, 2017, 03:48:11 pm
My Kitchen Rules leads me to believe that you're leaving out like 15 different kinds of offensive stereotypes.

And gross rich people
A Meat, November 04, 2017, 07:06:25 am

uncles are complicated
GirlKisser420, November 04, 2017, 06:03:19 pm

I once went on a cruise with a bunch of Australians and my new uncle Paul taught me how bad Japanese tourists are at swimming and that some people just need to have a cuppa concrete and harden the fuck up.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 05, 2017, 04:26:16 pm
My only experience with Australians was them amazed at American beer prices, then getting really pissed off when I brought up Foster's.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on November 06, 2017, 09:19:47 am
I've started genuinely appreciating AVGN videos again. There's a sort of weird, earnest charm to them, and his recent stuff shows how much he's developed since his early days. This recent one he did for halloween was pretty good. His side project, Board James, was also really interesting and surprisingly funny for how dark it got. He's very passionate about these kinds of videos, and it shows. I've always loved internet reviews with a lot of passion put into them. My favourite series of youtube videos to this day is Dark Cloud Comedic Review by Pattythedog615. A lot of care and passion went into making those videos, and while they're not the most impressive or original videos I've ever seen, they have this great wholesome sense of humour and they're a great window into late 2000's early 2010's youtube. It's very clearly just a guy reviewing a game he really liked and putting whatever he personally thought would be funny into the videos, so it's really very personable and charming. I recommend anyone watching them if they wanna see what I mean.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 06, 2017, 05:30:26 pm
My only experience with Australians was them amazed at American beer prices, then getting really pissed off when I brought up Foster's.
Vinny Possum, November 05, 2017, 04:26:16 pm

Fosters is shit, even by australian cheap beer standards


Furphy's is the way to go for cheap beers imo, although I think it's mostly a victorian one since it's one of the last things made in geelong
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on November 07, 2017, 08:07:45 am
My only experience with Australians was them amazed at American beer prices, then getting really pissed off when I brought up Foster's.
Vinny Possum, November 05, 2017, 04:26:16 pm

Fosters is shit, even by australian cheap beer standards


Furphy's is the way to go for cheap beers imo, although I think it's mostly a victorian one since it's one of the last things made in geelong
GirlKisser420, November 06, 2017, 05:30:26 pm

can confirm i live in Not Victoria and ive literally never heard of Furphy's

the fuck is Furphy's... the fuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 07, 2017, 10:28:11 am
My only experience with Australians was them amazed at American beer prices, then getting really pissed off when I brought up Foster's.
Vinny Possum, November 05, 2017, 04:26:16 pm

Fosters is shit, even by australian cheap beer standards


Furphy's is the way to go for cheap beers imo, although I think it's mostly a victorian one since it's one of the last things made in geelong
GirlKisser420, November 06, 2017, 05:30:26 pm

Foster's is shit even by American shit beer standards. Mexico makes the best shitty beers, by far. Tecate has gotten me through some tough times.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 08, 2017, 04:18:02 am
if anyone says that 2017 is the worst year, tell them that both Lasagna Cat AND Classics of Game came back to us
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 09, 2017, 05:28:20 pm
Anime is not healthy for children and other living things.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 09, 2017, 06:31:50 pm
Anime is not healthy for children and other living things.
Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate Sherman Tank, November 09, 2017, 05:28:20 pm
Coward
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 10, 2017, 01:26:27 pm
I'd gladly fuel Taylor Swift's ridiculous sales numbers but I'm genuinely struggling to?

It doesn't seem to be available in digital download on amazon. I don't even know where around me I can buy physical CDs anymore except shitty greatest hits albums and Now Thats What I Call Summer Hits 2014, and if I buy it online it wouldn't even arrive until Monday now, and even if I did that I don't actually have a way of playing a CD or ripping one because I kind of assumed that I wouldn't need to do that in 2017.

The only option seems to be itunes and itunes is possibly the worst thing I've ever deliberately installed, and I say that as someone who's used both uPlay and McAfee, so I'd rather not curse my new computer with it too.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 11, 2017, 08:16:07 am
I'd gladly fuel Taylor Swift's ridiculous sales numbers but I'm genuinely struggling to?

It doesn't seem to be available in digital download on amazon. I don't even know where around me I can buy physical CDs anymore except shitty greatest hits albums and Now Thats What I Call Summer Hits 2014, and if I buy it online it wouldn't even arrive until Monday now, and even if I did that I don't actually have a way of playing a CD or ripping one because I kind of assumed that I wouldn't need to do that in 2017.

The only option seems to be itunes and itunes is possibly the worst thing I've ever deliberately installed, and I say that as someone who's used both uPlay and McAfee, so I'd rather not curse my new computer with it too.
moooo566, November 10, 2017, 01:26:27 pm

Look What She's Making You Do
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on November 11, 2017, 11:34:00 pm
Characters living in poverty isn't funny.
"They're so unfortunate that they can't afford proper food! Isn't this funny?!"
Fuck you, that's not a joke.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 12, 2017, 05:09:42 pm
truth is, the funniest scene in the austin powers series is dr evil in the group therapy session with his son
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Caroline on November 13, 2017, 03:24:36 am
truth is, the funniest scene in the austin powers series is dr evil in the group therapy session with his son
GirlKisser420, November 12, 2017, 05:09:42 pm

Nah, the funniest scene in the series is the one where he's trying to do a three-point turn in a narrow corridor.

Or maybe that's just the one I found most relatable.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on November 13, 2017, 06:30:01 am
I've slowly started realizing that my dreams being as a rule so realistic that I wake up and forget they weren't what happened might be a result of my brain trying to prank me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 13, 2017, 06:05:22 pm
Dear GAME DEVELOPERS, enough with the DAD GAMES. I don't want to play as a DAD, I don't have KIDS! Not everyone has kids! But you know what? Everyone has parents! How about some CHILD GAMES, huh? What if, in L.A. Noire for instance, it was YOUR MOM that GOT FINGERED in the precinct? It would be fun. Think about it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on November 17, 2017, 01:18:09 am
I've slowly started realizing that my dreams being as a rule so realistic that I wake up and forget they weren't what happened might be a result of my brain trying to prank me.
Cleretic, November 13, 2017, 06:30:01 am
I have the same thing!! Most of my dreams are just me walking around with a friend. Sometimes I'll even browse the Internet for a bit and do some chores.

It can take me a full hour on a slow day to "remember" what was and wasn't a dream.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 17, 2017, 09:05:20 pm
Mooooouuuuuthfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 18, 2017, 05:03:00 am
Teachers should earn as much as doctors, because their job is basically as crucial to a country's success
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on November 20, 2017, 10:35:32 am
So many lovely people have been taken by death yet Morrissey still walks the earth. I will eat a ham and cheese sandwich today in protest
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on November 21, 2017, 09:09:09 pm
If you find Curb Your Enthusiasm relatable, I hope you get bowel cancer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on November 24, 2017, 06:57:21 am
BoyMeat's World
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 24, 2017, 07:54:43 am
BoyMeat's World
Shigan, November 24, 2017, 06:57:21 am

Is this one of those weird gore porns I've heard about?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 26, 2017, 04:18:03 pm
I bought a melodica (because I have no self control) and my cat Ferdinand just hates the thing. Every time I start playing he comes over and starts head butting me, meowing non-stop.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 27, 2017, 09:48:12 pm
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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on November 29, 2017, 09:02:07 am
Having friends is good and cool
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 29, 2017, 04:44:27 pm
Garbage thought number two.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 07, 2017, 12:40:49 pm
Yiffing the Gordian Knot.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on December 08, 2017, 09:36:27 am
My Monster Cock can't Possibly be this Huge.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 08, 2017, 10:12:09 am
My Monster Cock can't Possibly be this Huge.
Mique, December 08, 2017, 09:36:27 am

There Are Monster Cocks Out Here That Big
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on December 09, 2017, 03:33:41 am
I'm not entirely convinced Steven Seagal was ever an actual martial artist in the first place
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Corn Syrup on December 10, 2017, 12:55:59 am
Pier 1 should take all of their Festive Evergreen scented oil that doesn't sell by the end of the year and sell it the next Halloween as Festergreen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on December 10, 2017, 04:45:26 pm
Just realized I know most of the posters on here by name.

Whoops.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 10, 2017, 06:22:11 pm
Just realized I know most of the posters on here by name.

Whoops.
bubbleuj, December 10, 2017, 04:45:26 pm

So do I send the blackmail money to you, or just drop it off at the fifth stall at the stadium, ooooor
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on December 11, 2017, 02:54:54 pm
Just realized I know most of the posters on here by name.

Whoops.
bubbleuj, December 10, 2017, 04:45:26 pm

So do I send the blackmail money to you, or just drop it off at the fifth stall at the stadium, ooooor
Sanguinary Novel, December 10, 2017, 06:22:11 pm

I may have used this phrase incorrectly. What I mean was not like 'real name' but like oh look x-person made a post and this can go into the file about other things I know about this person and when I browse this forum, I'm not like "oh some random asshole posted this". Its like linked to that person and their account? I'm sorry if that doesn't make much sense.

I'm the kind of ESL that can read and write but also fucks up phrases like this and mispronounces many many words.

Also I only accept Bitcoin thank you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 11, 2017, 03:57:25 pm
I know AgentCoop by name bulb.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 11, 2017, 04:00:45 pm
I know AgentCoop by name bulb.
Spooks, December 11, 2017, 03:57:25 pm
They will know me by the trail of bulbs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 11, 2017, 05:41:57 pm
ready player one is the biography of GamesMasterAnthony
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 12, 2017, 04:11:22 pm
I wonder how many Chrome tabs I can have open before my computer crashes or Chrome just takes the add tab button away.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 13, 2017, 07:51:26 am
It's time to Post-Modernize the Post Office
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on December 13, 2017, 10:09:17 am
Sergeant Hartman teaching sex ed.

"Now let me see your O-face!"

"BRAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

"BullSHIT, you didn't convince me!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 15, 2017, 06:24:47 am
mothman mothman mothman mothman
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 15, 2017, 06:01:39 pm
Imagine by John Lennon but with lined from the "imagine your fave" episode.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 15, 2017, 07:30:25 pm
I'm excited to unveil my lift and carry novel to you. It's called "Ready Player ⅟ ".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: skeletons! on December 15, 2017, 10:10:49 pm
this being the Pointless Thought of the Day thread, am I only allowed to post one per day? Did I just use mine on this?

oh no
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on December 15, 2017, 10:39:37 pm
I wonder if someone could somehow create a bot that generates Stog jokes? Is there a consistent enough criteria for Stog jokes? Sometimes they rhyme
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 15, 2017, 10:44:01 pm
I guess you could transcribe everything he's said and then create a generator from that.

Or make it even more baffling by having a speech-to-text program transcribe everything.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 16, 2017, 03:01:04 am
I really should be doing other things
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on December 16, 2017, 12:16:31 pm
Let's just get rid of ties as formal wear.
They look dumb and they're a pain in the ass.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 16, 2017, 12:33:15 pm
Let's just get rid of ties as formal wear.
They look dumb and they're a pain in the ass.
Mique, December 16, 2017, 12:16:31 pm
And expose women to the ghastly sight of shirt buttons on men? I bid you good day, sir.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 16, 2017, 01:27:03 pm
Let's just get rid of ties as formal wear.
They look dumb and they're a pain in the ass.
Mique, December 16, 2017, 12:16:31 pm
I'm just waiting for Star Trek fashion to kick in
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 16, 2017, 02:34:34 pm
this being the Pointless Thought of the Day thread, am I only allowed to post one per day? Did I just use mine on this?

oh no
skeletons!, December 15, 2017, 10:10:49 pm

god is dead so post whatever whenever
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on December 16, 2017, 04:18:26 pm
this being the Pointless Thought of the Day thread, am I only allowed to post one per day? Did I just use mine on this?

oh no
skeletons!, December 15, 2017, 10:10:49 pm

god is dead so post whatever whenever
GirlKisser420, December 16, 2017, 02:34:34 pm
don't cut yourself on that edge now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 17, 2017, 07:13:21 am


SLINKEE FLESHLIGHT
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 17, 2017, 08:48:55 am
Fart timbre
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 17, 2017, 09:56:23 am
Fart timbre
A Meat, December 17, 2017, 08:48:55 am
GADJI BERI BIMBA CLANDRIDI
LAULI LONNI CADORI GADJAM
A BIM BERI GLASSALA GLANDRIDE
E GLASSALA TUFFM FART TIMBRE
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 17, 2017, 10:43:34 am
plape
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 17, 2017, 11:14:39 am
I was thinking of getting laser eye surgery but a few days ago someone mentioned that it worked great for her but during the procedure she could smell her retinas burning and now I've never wanted to do anything less.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 17, 2017, 11:04:33 pm
Today I learned about the Neil Breen movies and I need to arrange a bad movie drunk-a-thon soon because holy shit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 18, 2017, 09:27:51 am
I wonder if this 3ft square panel photograph of sliced kiwis is gonna fuck with some middle school kid's trypophobia
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 19, 2017, 05:23:21 am
why is mr crash bandicoot called Crash, he does little to no crashing
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 19, 2017, 06:20:35 am
why is mr crash bandicoot called Crash, he does little to no crashing
GirlKisser420, December 19, 2017, 05:23:21 am
it's short for Crashton
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: skeletons! on December 19, 2017, 04:07:56 pm
I just woke up from a nap, looked at the forums, and thought that I should take a minute and convert my number of cheevos and total posts into a nice digestible statistic.

i don't even fucking know what cheevos are

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: skeletons! on December 19, 2017, 04:12:57 pm
 And so, I present to you Cheevos Per One-hundred of Posts, or C-POoP

You guys, I have a C-POoP of 34.4. Holy shit, small sample size has made me such a high quality poster. Posting Hall of Fame, here I come.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 19, 2017, 04:52:30 pm
cheevos are fake, its all about the bulbs baby
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: skeletons! on December 19, 2017, 08:26:20 pm
B-POoP? I dunno man, it sounds a little too crazy to work.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 20, 2017, 05:07:00 am
cheevos are fake, its all about the bulbs baby
GirlKisser420, December 19, 2017, 04:52:30 pm

That's what I tell myself to help me sleep at night.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 20, 2017, 04:25:02 pm
Huskies really like screaming
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on December 20, 2017, 07:20:02 pm
I liked the Onion's Lake Dredge Appraisal videos more than Sex House.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 20, 2017, 08:08:13 pm
Fuck I forgot about Lake Dredge Appraisal damn those are good
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 22, 2017, 06:54:10 pm
I'm texting a friend about her mother in law Linda and my phone keyboard keeps putting it in all caps
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on December 23, 2017, 02:49:11 am
gonna start a restaurant called the lunch zone
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on December 24, 2017, 06:35:40 pm
*using a food processor* I bet I could stick my finger in there and take it out so quickly I don’t get hurt
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 25, 2017, 02:35:18 am
I'm opening my stocking and my thoughts are as follows:

1) I got a torch but I put it down and it's too dark to find it again now I need to read what this next thing is.
2) should I feel insulted that I've got shampoo and a toothbrush or is he just making sure the necessities are taken care of?
3) Its the season of chocolate but there's this weird squishy orange thing in the bottom?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 25, 2017, 09:20:41 am
Has no one in the world read a Little House on the Prairie book? I brought in oranges for work and everyone thought I was trying to make them healthy.

Oranges for Christmas is a Thing™
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 25, 2017, 08:40:57 pm
The Santa clause movies get way more discussion than they deserve
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 25, 2017, 09:27:24 pm
gaudy hawaiian/print shirts are in fashion in australia, it rules so much I love it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Corn Syrup on December 26, 2017, 12:16:30 am
gaudy hawaiian/print shirts are in fashion in australia, it rules so much I love it
GirlKisser420, December 25, 2017, 09:27:24 pm

I knew I felt drawn to Australia, now I finally know why.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 26, 2017, 11:41:52 am
Yiddish hentai
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 26, 2017, 12:08:05 pm
It's hard to believe that we now live in a world where not being a cynical dick to everyone and being kind is radical.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on December 26, 2017, 04:54:45 pm
It's hard to believe that we now live in a world where not being a cynical dick to everyone and being kind is radical.
Sanguinary Novel, December 26, 2017, 12:08:05 pm

What do you mean "now"?  Is it the cynical part?  Being a dick to everyone has been the norm for thousands of years. 
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 26, 2017, 04:56:02 pm
It's hard to believe that we now live in a world where not being a cynical dick to everyone and being kind is radical.
Sanguinary Novel, December 26, 2017, 12:08:05 pm

What do you mean "now"?  Is it the cynical part?  Being a dick to everyone has been the norm for thousands of years.
Victor Laszlo, December 26, 2017, 04:54:45 pm

Okay, so maybe I'm just getting older and noticing it more.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 26, 2017, 10:48:55 pm
Clips4Sale is a dignity oubliette
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 27, 2017, 04:28:05 am
It's hard to believe that we now live in a world where not being a cynical dick to everyone and being kind is radical.
Sanguinary Novel, December 26, 2017, 12:08:05 pm

I blame Chandler Bing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 27, 2017, 01:27:54 pm
When I was a kid it never occurred to me that yoda was actually another species. I just thought that was their best guess as to what it might look like if a human made it to like 600 years old.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Schumin Capote on December 28, 2017, 10:42:43 pm
Assassin’s Creed must be great for the lift and carry community.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on December 29, 2017, 07:22:20 pm
"Who will be the meat in this sexual sandwich?"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 30, 2017, 10:27:39 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232457494687907840/396881833419210763/20171230_202623.JPG)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 31, 2017, 02:13:29 am
How come Princess Peach, a human, is the regent of the Mushroom Kingdom, which seems to be an ethno-state of almost entirely mushroom people. I want to know about the political marriages that led to this situation
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 31, 2017, 02:40:27 am
It's a colonialism holdover, like the Commonwealth. Princess Peach is to the Mushroom Kingdom as Queen Elizabeth is to Belize.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 31, 2017, 06:00:08 pm
happy new year ballp.it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on December 31, 2017, 11:28:52 pm
Happy New Year!!

I am optimistic for 2018! Its gonna be good.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 05, 2018, 05:19:33 pm
there's theoretically a 'good' period of the Offspring's discography but I don't think it's worth finding it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 05, 2018, 07:08:11 pm
How come Princess Peach, a human, is the regent of the Mushroom Kingdom, which seems to be an ethno-state of almost entirely mushroom people. I want to know about the political marriages that led to this situation
A Meat, December 31, 2017, 02:13:29 am
I've been trying to figure out the geopolitical situation of Mario's world for a while now.

The Goombas seem to be an overthrown and subjugated nation, the Yoshis are a native tribal society that the Mushroom Kingdom pretends to respect but constantly mistreats, the Bob-Ombs are surprisingly democratic when peaceful but overly inclined to wage war for no reason, Bowser is the leader of a dictatorial nearby nation-state that has radicalist support from some marginalized minorities in the Mushroom Kingdom's borders. The Shy Guys are definitely a paramilitary organization beholden to nobody.

The fact that Odyssey proves that Peach (although perhaps not Mario) is likely a native of the Metro Kingdom halfway across the world clearly factors in, but I'm not sure how.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 06, 2018, 10:26:05 pm
there's theoretically a 'good' period of the Offspring's discography but I don't think it's worth finding it.
GirlKisser420, January 05, 2018, 05:19:33 pm
I don't remember exactly, but I think it was before they came up with that flaming skull logo. You know the one James Ellsworth had tattooed on his shoulder? You're right though it's not worth looking into.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on January 07, 2018, 06:23:17 pm
I hope they introduce time travel in future Star Wars movies. I really want to see the fandom just completely implode.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 07, 2018, 11:30:49 pm
I'm a messy boy who loves drama
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 08, 2018, 02:12:15 pm
I'm not currently and will never be a mother, am I still allowed to really really like James Blunt?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 09, 2018, 05:01:31 am
I'm not currently and will never be a mother, am I still allowed to really really like James Blunt?
moooo566, January 08, 2018, 02:12:15 pm

Yes, but Michael Buble is off-limits.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 09, 2018, 09:14:03 am
OFFICIAL RANKING

1. John Mayer (a good lad, going places, knows how to play most Dead songs)

2. James Blunt (has at many times told me I'm beautiful and that it's true, although I still don't know what "it" is)






76. Michael Buble (he knows what he did)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 09, 2018, 10:24:01 am
Finally, a chart I approve of.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on January 09, 2018, 11:30:28 am
I don’t like snow. It’s wet and cold and slippery annit gets everywhere.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on January 09, 2018, 02:15:29 pm
I don’t like snow. It’s wet and cold and slippery annit gets everywhere.
Trav, January 09, 2018, 11:30:28 am

Good thing it never snows where you live!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 09, 2018, 05:55:14 pm
I don’t like snow. It’s wet and cold and slippery annit gets everywhere.
Trav, January 09, 2018, 11:30:28 am

You're like an alternate universe Anakin Skywalker
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on January 09, 2018, 08:49:06 pm
I've found out recently that a lot of people are a Yes to Long Hair On Men.
But would Hyper Hair get the same kind of compliments?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on January 09, 2018, 09:14:36 pm
OFFICIAL RANKING

1. John Mayer (a good lad, going places, knows how to play most Dead songs)

2. James Blunt (has at many times told me I'm beautiful and that it's true, although I still don't know what "it" is)






76. Michael Buble (he knows what he did)
AgentCoop, January 09, 2018, 09:14:03 am

Excuse me, Michael Buble is a god damn treasure.

edit. Here is proof
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 10, 2018, 12:53:59 pm
Teehee, a CM named Jeff Jelqie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: I Liked That Joke on January 10, 2018, 04:42:08 pm
Happy hundredth post to me!
I will celebrate by using the marquee tool for the first time!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 11, 2018, 07:48:14 am
The channel I'm watching just advertised a Sandler Sunday of the network premiere of Pixels followed by Grown Ups 2.

This is an afternoon you should hide at all costs. Advertise the competitor and generate some good will instead maybe.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Blandest on January 11, 2018, 03:56:27 pm
If you find Curb Your Enthusiasm relatable, I hope you get bowel cancer.
Lemon, November 21, 2017, 09:09:09 pm

I realise that this is an old comment but why? The vast majority of instances on the show Larry is in the right, even if by normal social standards you wouldn't say anything.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: beelzeboob on January 11, 2018, 04:24:43 pm
Ronaldo Mcdonaldo (Chipotle)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 11, 2018, 06:46:54 pm
Waldo’s probably jacked under that stripey sweater.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on January 12, 2018, 05:34:16 pm
Ayn Randsom Note
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on January 12, 2018, 08:54:43 pm
She'll save herself.  Give us nothing under any circumstances.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 12, 2018, 08:59:53 pm
Chilaquiles are one of man's greatest creations.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 12, 2018, 09:50:18 pm
two (now-elderly) british chums sit by a roaring fire, discussing schoolmates from years gone back. What about, ah, Chesterton, the first one proffers. Gobbled up in the Alien Vore Wars, says the second. Sorry? says the first, who is hard of hearing.

Eaten! He was eaten! bellows the second. Well I never, from the first. Cambridge man through and through.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 13, 2018, 05:12:08 am
I had a completely pointless thought I was going to post here but now I've forgotten it.

edit: i've found another. I've had a second monitor sitting on my floor for three months because the table in the room I moved to wasnt large enough for two, but I finally got around to getting a proper desk and I forgot how great having two monitors is.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 13, 2018, 04:45:00 pm
I'm surprised nobody's written a song parody about scientology called "Down Wit' OT3".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 13, 2018, 05:18:22 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTXLZGpVMAEHJQD.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTXLZYZVMAAe4Ln.jpg)

guess what you're going to be thinking about for the rest of the day
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: skeletons! on January 13, 2018, 06:28:37 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTXLZGpVMAEHJQD.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTXLZYZVMAAe4Ln.jpg)

guess what you're going to be thinking about for the rest of the day
GirlKisser420, January 13, 2018, 05:18:22 pm

fuuuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 14, 2018, 12:11:02 am
I keep thinking "Why do people keep dunking on Kevin Smith?" and then I see one of his facebook live videos pop up and I'm like "Oh right."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on January 15, 2018, 09:52:34 pm
Is an "artist's rendering" of something on Mars a martial art?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 15, 2018, 10:51:11 pm
Is an "artist's rendering" of something on Mars a martial art?
Carbon, January 15, 2018, 09:52:34 pm

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm ready for the era of Carbon Puns
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on January 15, 2018, 11:17:12 pm
Is an "artist's rendering" of something on Mars a martial art?
Carbon, January 15, 2018, 09:52:34 pm

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm ready for the era of Carbon Puns
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, January 15, 2018, 10:51:11 pm

I'll do my worst but era might be stretching it. I can't even think of a radiocarbon dating pun to go with the idea of an era. I feel so ashamed
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 16, 2018, 07:24:00 am
Super Mario Galaxy Brain
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on January 16, 2018, 11:29:38 am
I want a Sonic game about Chaos chaos.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 16, 2018, 10:23:54 pm
Did you know there is an entire museum dedicated to bad art? (http://www.museumofbadart.org/)

I'm not sure when and why the hell I will be in Boston, but one day, I'm gonna go to that museum. It's like a Terrible Shit mecca.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on January 20, 2018, 07:23:04 pm
Loss.jpg using Stonehenge vacation photos: possible with perspective trickery?

Edit: It has been done. Thank you, internet.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 20, 2018, 08:38:36 pm
So I'm drinking coffee because there is no alcohol left and several hours of D&D and all I can think about is that this coffee place named their chain Beaners and it stayed that way for several years before someone thought that might not be the greatest name
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 21, 2018, 12:49:24 am
Dang I think this twitter account I follow where the av is Homer Simpson wearing a beanie and sunglasses that exclusively posts screencaps of the simpsons with captions about the flat earth and chemtrails isn’t a joke
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 21, 2018, 03:21:11 am
How isn't there a Hitman game set in a high fantasy setting?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 21, 2018, 03:59:30 am
pickelhaube condom
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 21, 2018, 04:17:02 am
pickle rick condom (https://i.imgur.com/JP536VY.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 21, 2018, 07:28:58 pm
It's so goddamn appropriate that Paul Elam's MRA origin story is his mother trying to help him feel better by giving him diarrhea medicine and him petulantly refusing, to the point that he had to be physically restrained.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 22, 2018, 12:17:27 pm
My life is that dril tweet about budgets and candles but I have no idea what is the candles in my nightmare finances
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 23, 2018, 03:14:53 am
Is there religion in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on January 23, 2018, 08:58:12 am
Oatmeal is the GOAT meal.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: beelzeboob on January 23, 2018, 09:10:51 am
writing doesn't have to be obtuse to be intelligent and also I'm going to destroy all of academia with my bare fists
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 23, 2018, 01:54:06 pm
I'm kind of still stuck on the moment I discovered it was Fall Out Boy rather than Fallout Boy. It's been a few years and it's just in the corner of my mind, poking its head out when I'm least expecting it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 23, 2018, 02:50:39 pm
i really do wonder if i do more drawing than i do working at work

i couldn't... but i don't really keep track so... ???
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on January 23, 2018, 10:23:05 pm
Boob is short for Roobert
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 26, 2018, 12:38:11 pm
Alt-Right Tarot Deck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 26, 2018, 01:04:03 pm
Alt-Right Tarot Deck
A Meat, January 26, 2018, 12:38:11 pm

If the art was done by Dees, I'd buy a set
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 26, 2018, 01:36:23 pm
Alt-Right Tarot Deck
A Meat, January 26, 2018, 12:38:11 pm

If the art was done by Dees, I'd buy a set
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, January 26, 2018, 01:04:03 pm
Is Dees even Alt-Right? He's just kinda alt-real
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 27, 2018, 02:19:22 am
New from Capcom: President Evil

Are you a bad enough dude to stop the president?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 27, 2018, 06:19:29 am
Is there religion in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh?
A Meat, January 23, 2018, 03:14:53 am
Yes, but there is specifically a correct religion and it's Egyptian polytheism, so basically Akhenaten fucked everybody out of knowing what happens when they die.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 27, 2018, 06:44:53 am
Is there religion in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh?
A Meat, January 23, 2018, 03:14:53 am
Yes, but there is specifically a correct religion and it's Egyptian polytheism, so basically Akhenaten fucked everybody out of knowing what happens when they die.
Cleretic, January 27, 2018, 06:19:29 am
But nobody seems to talk about it or really reference it besides a few plot points where it's relevant. Not to mention later parts like 5D's where you have things based on a whole bunch of other mythologies show up. It's weird having things based on Loki or the Nazca Lines when those things don't exist
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 28, 2018, 05:26:41 am
Cathode ray tubes are electronic cephalopods.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 28, 2018, 10:38:52 am
I'm so very thankful that I burned out my desire to be a contrarian several years ago.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 28, 2018, 09:44:59 pm
Cornbreadr, a service that delivers cornbread right to your house, as your mom stayed the night and you can't indulge in your weird midnight craving for DAT BREAD
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 31, 2018, 11:25:03 am
Hedonism as new Olympic sport
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 01, 2018, 01:18:50 pm
It's really hard to be grumpy when listening to the Galavant soundtrack. The complete collection even has Secret Mission, the best song
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 01, 2018, 03:58:39 pm
Southern California Justice Warriors
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 01, 2018, 08:29:55 pm
Mechs are cool
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on February 02, 2018, 03:21:29 pm
I was doing the dishes today while listening to the F Plus when my mom walked in. Good thing i managed to pause when I did, otherwise she would have learned a lot about cum-munion from Bunnybread and Dr. John Kitchen
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on February 02, 2018, 06:54:34 pm
I'd enjoy reading fiction more if I couldn't tell how much of the book was left.  I have a general idea of what to expect based on the number of pages remaining, and that ruins a bit of the surprise for me.  So I really want an e-reader that allows you to hide page numbers for certain books, but a few minutes of searching indicates that I am the only person who cares about this on a planet with seven billion people.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on February 03, 2018, 12:50:08 am
I'd enjoy reading fiction more if I couldn't tell how much of the book was left.  I have a general idea of what to expect based on the number of pages remaining, and that ruins a bit of the surprise for me.  So I really want an e-reader that allows you to hide page numbers for certain books, but a few minutes of searching indicates that I am the only person who cares about this on a planet with seven billion people.
Healslime, February 02, 2018, 06:54:34 pm
My kindle lets me do this. It may just be a feature that seemed so minor it's not worth posting about online.
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Post by: beelzeboob on February 03, 2018, 05:05:02 pm
Once I got called a lying whore by an Alvin and the chipmunks facebook roleplayer and that's pretty much been my peak.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 03, 2018, 08:38:18 pm
Boy, Plenty of Fish sure does suck.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 03, 2018, 09:54:16 pm
My friend's bathroom exhaust fan is also a Bluetooth speaker, and every time you turn on the light it does a little chime that sounds exactly like the piano part of A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carleton and I ALWAYS have to finish the piano line.
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Post by: A Meat on February 04, 2018, 05:26:23 pm
Poet franchising
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Post by: krytton on February 05, 2018, 09:45:08 pm
breakfast at biffany's
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Post by: spunkzilla69 on February 06, 2018, 05:21:22 pm
Today I realised Welsh accents are really sexy
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Post by: Shell Game on February 07, 2018, 08:01:35 pm
an ad on the bus for openings with the local airport's TSA informs me that apparently i make more than what their starting pay is. what a miserable job.
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Post by: Trav on February 07, 2018, 11:50:41 pm
Man, they aren't kidding when the side of the box says "corrosive"
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 08, 2018, 10:19:54 am
Fly me to the moon / let me die among the stars / let me asphyxiate in / a red roadster sent to Mars
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 08, 2018, 04:03:58 pm
AVANT GARDE, FUCKBOY!
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Post by: Carbon on February 08, 2018, 08:30:37 pm
People need to stop using the words "reliable" and "durable" to mean the same thing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 09, 2018, 10:35:15 am
My 2000th post on ballp.it was a cartoon mocking the New England Patriots.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 09, 2018, 10:36:00 pm
Say what you want about the quality of Dragula, it's very fun to sing.
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Post by: Trav on February 09, 2018, 11:13:57 pm
Say what you want about the quality of Dragula, it's very fun to sing.
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 09, 2018, 10:36:00 pm

I've been getting my singing voice all punk and gravel-y for Live 7, so I can confirm this
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 10, 2018, 05:17:27 am
Eiffel 65's seminal work "I'm Blue (Dab a Dee)" inspired modern day dabbing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on February 10, 2018, 08:01:39 am
Ever since I started learning about phonology and grammar I've had to try really hard not to be insufferable about telling people the things I know

I had an argument with my sister last week when she wouldn't accept that the "Ng" in "Nguyen" was the ŋ sound

And then earlier today on here I saw someone make a joke using IPA transcription and in one two syllable word they didn't separate the two syllables, and then in the other they did but they didn't follow the maximal onset principle

Why are such unimportant things so annoying to me

It's not even that other people don't know about it that annoys me it's that I have to constantly restrain myself from bringing it up because no one fucking cares
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 10, 2018, 05:39:46 pm
Ever since I started learning about phonology and grammar I've had to try really hard not to be insufferable about telling people the things I know

I had an argument with my sister last week when she wouldn't accept that the "Ng" in "Nguyen" was the ŋ sound

And then earlier today on here I saw someone make a joke using IPA transcription and in one two syllable word they didn't separate the two syllables, and then in the other they did but they didn't follow the maximal onset principle

Why are such unimportant things so annoying to me

It's not even that other people don't know about it that annoys me it's that I have to constantly restrain myself from bringing it up because no one fucking cares
Wrought, February 10, 2018, 08:01:39 am
Fun fact, schwa comes from the Hebrew diacritic shva, which most likely never made the ə sound, and for sure doesn't make that sound in Modern Hebrew.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on February 10, 2018, 09:29:12 pm
It's like I'm home...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 11, 2018, 05:31:54 pm
Few things enter the mind as fully formed as a brain parasite.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 11, 2018, 06:53:27 pm
just downloaded this sweet app that lets me summon demons, i sure hope nuclear holy war doesn't break out
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 11, 2018, 07:46:20 pm
just downloaded this sweet app that lets me summon demons, i sure hope nuclear holy war doesn't break out
GirlKisser420, February 11, 2018, 06:53:27 pm

You got the Twitter app too?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 12, 2018, 03:45:54 am
just downloaded this sweet app that lets me summon demons, i sure hope nuclear holy war doesn't break out
GirlKisser420, February 11, 2018, 06:53:27 pm
Nuclear_jihad.apk needs access to your contacts and files
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 12, 2018, 06:38:40 am
He has no elements of style,
all in all, after all things are considered, no grace is possessed by the post, insofar as that is possible.

This post
has a funny typeface!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 12, 2018, 02:21:44 pm
handcrank powered vibrator

handcrank your hog
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on February 12, 2018, 07:31:15 pm
i still don't understand how people manage to constantly crack their cell phone screen
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Post by: beelzeboob on February 12, 2018, 10:32:52 pm
Thank you for genuinely helopimgbkenhthjj thanks phone for not autocorrecting nevermind this entire post
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on February 12, 2018, 11:04:09 pm
As far as I'm concerned Scatman John made exactly two songs
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 14, 2018, 01:51:44 am
I don't understand how anyone who isn't gluten intolerant can take those low carbohydrate, bread = evil diets seriously when the last ten thousand years of human evolution were fueled by the abundant calories provided by the carbs in wheat, corn, and rice.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 14, 2018, 03:10:08 am
For someone with a geography degree I sure do suck hard at reading maps.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 14, 2018, 09:06:57 am
One of my co-workers revealed he annually watches the Canadian curling championships and sent me a link to the Tim Horton's Brier. I just want to dress up as a soccer hooligan but for Alberta or something and start shit at work one day. 
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on February 14, 2018, 11:10:09 am
Drunk me can't possibly find the I'm drunk and have things to say hiccup thread, but bookmarking it seems eminently sad.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 14, 2018, 01:49:19 pm
One of my co-workers revealed he annually watches the Canadian curling championships and sent me a link to the Tim Horton's Brier. I just want to dress up as a soccer hooligan but for Alberta or something and start shit at work one day.
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 14, 2018, 09:06:57 am
at least cheer for Saskatchewan, dude. Curling is fuckin' tight.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on February 17, 2018, 12:27:48 am
is it weird that, as a cishet straight guy, i get really excited when happy queer news is posted?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on February 17, 2018, 12:48:14 am
is it weird that, as a cishet straight guy, i get really excited when happy queer news is posted?
jack chick, February 17, 2018, 12:27:48 am
Meeting you and having you get super happy about my transitioning was one of the cutest things ever. So no, not imo.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on February 17, 2018, 03:23:53 am
is it weird that, as a cishet straight guy, i get really excited when happy queer news is posted?
jack chick, February 17, 2018, 12:27:48 am

Just means you're happy when good news happens to people, not weird at all
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 17, 2018, 08:31:07 am
word filter that switches all fucks with cucks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on February 17, 2018, 09:37:23 am
word filter that switches all cucks with cucks
A Meat, February 17, 2018, 08:31:07 am

What the cuck did you just cucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the cuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my cucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re cucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your cucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re cucking dead, kiddo.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 17, 2018, 02:23:28 pm
one of those maps where they overlay one country on another to show you how big australia is but its lesotho on south africa.

edit: question, when i drink alone i tend to completely forget ive got video games open on my other monitor and start looking at interesting things instead, is drunk moo more cultured or just easily distracted?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on February 17, 2018, 10:15:20 pm
Nothing fills me with a greater sense of dread than watching one of those videos where people make bad food on purpose as a joke and then someone says "haha I'd eat this no joke"

Like I really hope you wouldn't eat this because it's just ketchup in a tortilla
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 18, 2018, 02:05:13 pm
One of my co-workers revealed he annually watches the Canadian curling championships and sent me a link to the Tim Horton's Brier. I just want to dress up as a soccer hooligan but for Alberta or something and start shit at work one day.
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 14, 2018, 09:06:57 am
at least cheer for Saskatchewan, dude. Curling is fuckin' tight.
chai tea latte, February 14, 2018, 01:49:19 pm

Chai, which team has the colors blue and/or teal?
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Post by: Yavuz on February 21, 2018, 11:17:40 am
I don't know why, but I really like to grind coffee beans.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: junior associate faguar on February 21, 2018, 02:15:24 pm
It's terrible to get oil on a rat, because then they won't squeak any more!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 22, 2018, 08:18:07 am
If massive dipshits think women wear red lipstick to imitate vulva/labia, what about women that wear other colors? Green for syphilis? Blue for necrophilia?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: skeletons! on February 22, 2018, 09:58:53 am
If massive dipshits think women wear red lipstick to imitate vulva/labia
Sangry Novel, February 22, 2018, 08:18:07 am

Wait, what? Ahaha I thought I'd heard all of the silly evo-psych bullshit, but oh my is that a special one.

damn girl, what that mouth bright red, sideways, face vagina do
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on February 22, 2018, 01:29:36 pm
An anime where a 1460s Milanese armorer gets a job in a 1960s Milanese sports car design firm
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Post by: beelzeboob on February 22, 2018, 06:42:05 pm
Daddy dom/Little girl relationship but instead it's Sempai and Kouhai
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: beelzeboob on February 22, 2018, 08:26:09 pm
If a prey animal furry vores a predator animal furry is that like a powerbottom situation
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on February 23, 2018, 09:53:13 am
"teenage" kittens between 6 mos. - 1 year are way cuter than below 6 mos.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 23, 2018, 03:41:42 pm
Tinder, but with an Elo rating system. It's the only place where you can expect to have zerosomes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 25, 2018, 11:14:25 am
At the Fetlife Winter Lodge, they make you write your name in the pee with snow.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 25, 2018, 05:50:54 pm
I'm getting creeped on by porn bots on dating sights. One is called AcrylicWonderland0369 I imagine she looks like this.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LgzIPyuPlUw/maxresdefault.jpg)
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Post by: Wrought on February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 27, 2018, 09:25:39 am
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 27, 2018, 09:47:38 am
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

You could probably make a random generator and it would be the same thing.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on February 27, 2018, 11:41:40 am
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

example please!
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 27, 2018, 01:14:31 pm
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

example please!
jack chick, February 27, 2018, 11:41:40 am

I Talked to the Couple Who Made a Contract to Limit Funko Pop Spending (https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/bjy478/the-couple-who-made-a-marriage-contract-for-funko-pops)

nsfw'd for size
NSFW content. Click to show.

the collection (https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF)
the original post seems to have been destroyed but the saga is well documented
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Post by: Shell Game on February 27, 2018, 01:25:42 pm
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am
r/legaladvice gets a lot of that stuff

my roommate just filters for "divorce"
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Post by: Wrought on February 28, 2018, 06:18:08 am
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

example please!
jack chick, February 27, 2018, 11:41:40 am
Bitcoin cost me my marriage is a good example: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/7m15em/after_9_years_together_bitcoin_has_cost_me_my/
It is partly tragic because this guy ruins his family's financial situation but also hilariously moronic because he gets upset that his marriage falls apart after he invests a hundred thousand dollars into something his wife explicitly forbade him to.
I ended up searching the phrase "ruined my marriage" on reddit, and this genuinely seems like it might be a good concept for a doc. There's a lot of variety here, as people have blamed everything from call of duty nazi zombies to punching their mother in law in the face for ruining their marriage.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 28, 2018, 07:41:26 am
Doc please!! I'd even enjoy an entire doc on "Bitcoin Ruined My Marriage", because although Bitcoin is the lede, there's always some other dumbass thing these idiots are doing to cause divorce that comes out in the post. Like "I spent our child's college savings on Bitcoin. Also my wife tells me not wiping my asshole is gross, but touching the butt is gay!"
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Post by: A Meat on February 28, 2018, 08:07:00 am
Doc please!! I'd even enjoy an entire doc on "Bitcoin Ruined My Marriage", because although Bitcoin is the lede, there's always some other dumbass thing these idiots are doing to cause divorce that comes out in the post. Like "I spent our child's college savings on Bitcoin. Also my wife tells me not wiping my asshole is gross, but touching the butt is gay!"
Sangry Novel, February 28, 2018, 07:41:26 am
With cryptocurrency obsessives you never know what kind of madness you'll find when you dive into their psyche, because it's encrypted, also because there's a whole lot of strange thinking and poor decisions.

now for my thought: is there a cryptocurrency specifically for conspiracy theorists?
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Post by: Wrought on February 28, 2018, 08:46:02 am
Info coin: there's a war on for your wallet

Also a few people in the comments are suggesting that particular "I spent an irresponsible amount of money on bitcoin and ruined my marriage" could be fake because some of the numbers don't make sense but I've seen at least two other things to the same effect so it hardly matters

Apparently the two things on Reddit most threatened with ruination are marriages and the childhoods of 30 somethings
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 28, 2018, 06:18:24 pm
Boner drift, otherwise known as the Bonerton Window
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Post by: Yavuz on February 28, 2018, 09:17:27 pm
just say know to drugs
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Post by: krytton on February 28, 2018, 09:46:55 pm
if you cant handle simpsons characters at their front-facing, you dont deserve them at their profile
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 28, 2018, 10:57:44 pm
Trying to get to sleep, and thought about that time in high school my creative writing/debate teacher gave me the first part of his novel to read. It was some serious proto-MRA trash about a dystopian matriarchal society where all men were second-class citizens and were strictly forbidden from sex. Like for real had a graphic scene with the main character masturbating with a "black box" so the lady police wouldn't know.

I just realized how fucked up that was to give to a high school student. And speaks fucking volumes about what kind of person he was.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 01, 2018, 04:29:40 am
I don't think I've ever heard anyone say "poo poo" as excitedly as Portaxx in the Paula Dean recipe episode.
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Post by: Lemon on March 01, 2018, 09:19:22 am
Trying to get to sleep, and thought about that time in high school my creative writing/debate teacher gave me the first part of his novel to read. It was some serious proto-MRA trash about a dystopian matriarchal society where all men were second-class citizens and were strictly forbidden from sex. Like for real had a graphic scene with the main character masturbating with a "black box" so the lady police wouldn't know.

I just realized how fucked up that was to give to a high school student. And speaks fucking volumes about what kind of person he was.
Sangry Novel, February 28, 2018, 10:57:44 pm

How did your respond to that at the time?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 01, 2018, 10:03:15 am
Trying to get to sleep, and thought about that time in high school my creative writing/debate teacher gave me the first part of his novel to read. It was some serious proto-MRA trash about a dystopian matriarchal society where all men were second-class citizens and were strictly forbidden from sex. Like for real had a graphic scene with the main character masturbating with a "black box" so the lady police wouldn't know.

I just realized how fucked up that was to give to a high school student. And speaks fucking volumes about what kind of person he was.
Sangry Novel, February 28, 2018, 10:57:44 pm

How did your respond to that at the time?
Lemon, March 01, 2018, 09:19:22 am

Well Lemon, I was a turbo awkward goober when I was in high school, so I said it was interesting and smiled my way through the conversation. The reading itself was vaguely uncomfortable and bad in a way I couldn't describe at the time, but I thought that was because I was probably wrong and just didn't read enough dystopian fiction to make a comment. I distinctly remember him asking me if I got the metaphor when the main character walking down a narrow, moist red hall to approach the matriarch council. He was one of the nerdy teachers in school, and when you're a teen (and an idiot), that holds a lot of value. He lent me Babylon 5, but he also lent me Y: The Last Man, which should have been a real red flag there. Looking back as an adult, it's kinda a terrifying insight to how teacher-student abuse happens, and how that power and authority makes you a real piece of shit in that situation.

I also wonder if I still have the word file somewhere.
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Post by: Wrought on March 01, 2018, 11:07:01 am
Like for real had a graphic scene with the main character masturbating with a "black box" so the lady police wouldn't know.
Sangry Novel, February 28, 2018, 10:57:44 pm
"Now, if the black box is so stealthy, why don't they just make my whole dick out of it?"
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Post by: A Meat on March 01, 2018, 02:09:03 pm
The Invisible Man, only instead of turning to a life of crime, he just mostly sits in his room and weeps
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Post by: Wrought on March 01, 2018, 11:33:33 pm
I was at school and I was thinking about what if I wanted to teach in Asia as a career, and somehow that train of thought led me to "I have to look up and see whether there's an /r/gaijin once I get home". At first I was expecting just a bunch of shitposts about how it's not like how my japanese animes said it was, but then I thought about it more and I realized it might be a decent support network for foreigners living in Japan, as, to my understanding, it can be a very difficult and at times unfriendly society to acclimate to.
Unfortunately it is just shitposts including videos of people eating japanese snack food and going "oooh woooow it's not the same as this country i live in several thousand miles away" and another one of someone getting a wild deer drunk.
It looks like /r/japanlife is a better subreddit for what I was hoping for, but even that has a thread asking for good places to listen to "anime music".
I'm scared of traveling and I don't know how well I'd actually do in the country even if I do learn the language or how well I'd do on my own, but I'd like to teach English there. There are other people talking about this goal in the japanlife subreddit, but japan as a society can be very xenophobic from what I've heard and I want to teach students that foreigners aren't people you need to be scared or distrustful of. I don't know. It's 1:30 am and I haven't slept well recently, but this is a life goal that feels good and isn't totally out of my reach.
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on March 01, 2018, 11:40:57 pm
I was at school and I was thinking about what if I wanted to teach in Asia as a career, and somehow that train of thought led me to "I have to look up and see whether there's an /r/gaijin once I get home". At first I was expecting just a bunch of shitposts about how it's not like how my japanese animes said it was, but then I thought about it more and I realized it might be a decent support network for foreigners living in Japan, as, to my understanding, it can be a very difficult and at times unfriendly society to acclimate to.
Unfortunately it is just shitposts including videos of people eating japanese snack food and going "oooh woooow it's not the same as this country i live in several thousand miles away" and another one of someone getting a wild deer drunk.
It looks like /r/japanlife is a better subreddit for what I was hoping for, but even that has a thread asking for good places to listen to "anime music".
I'm scared of traveling and I don't know how well I'd actually do in the country even if I do learn the language or how well I'd do on my own, but I'd like to teach English there. There are other people talking about this goal in the japanlife subreddit, but japan as a society can be very xenophobic from what I've heard and I want to teach students that foreigners aren't people you need to be scared or distrustful of. I don't know. It's 1:30 am and I haven't slept well recently, but this is a life goal that feels good and isn't totally out of my reach.
Wrought, March 01, 2018, 11:33:33 pm

I have a friend who is currently living the dream teaching English in Japan, and recently she got to be on national television! The way she described it was that white people are kind of viewed as toys in Japan, and "Japanese TV is pretty bad about twisting or falsifying the contents of interviews with foreigners. ". But hey, if you've got a moderately thick skin and don't take things too personally, it can be fun. She's having fun, you can have fun, fucking go for it!

My pointless thought of the day was that every tiny point of light in the sky is a fusion reaction of unimaginable magnitude beamed across distances of unimaginable magnitude and I almost fell off my bike.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 02, 2018, 04:57:41 pm
I was at school and I was thinking about what if I wanted to teach in Asia as a career, and somehow that train of thought led me to "I have to look up and see whether there's an /r/gaijin once I get home". At first I was expecting just a bunch of shitposts about how it's not like how my japanese animes said it was, but then I thought about it more and I realized it might be a decent support network for foreigners living in Japan, as, to my understanding, it can be a very difficult and at times unfriendly society to acclimate to.
Unfortunately it is just shitposts including videos of people eating japanese snack food and going "oooh woooow it's not the same as this country i live in several thousand miles away" and another one of someone getting a wild deer drunk.
It looks like /r/japanlife is a better subreddit for what I was hoping for, but even that has a thread asking for good places to listen to "anime music".
I'm scared of traveling and I don't know how well I'd actually do in the country even if I do learn the language or how well I'd do on my own, but I'd like to teach English there. There are other people talking about this goal in the japanlife subreddit, but japan as a society can be very xenophobic from what I've heard and I want to teach students that foreigners aren't people you need to be scared or distrustful of. I don't know. It's 1:30 am and I haven't slept well recently, but this is a life goal that feels good and isn't totally out of my reach.
Wrought, March 01, 2018, 11:33:33 pm
I would reccomend teaching in South Korea instead of Japan if you're open to it. Feel free to pm me about TESL work.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 03, 2018, 12:07:51 am
honk my chonk
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 04, 2018, 02:20:05 am
a trans autistic mentally ill homeless teen girl sent me a message on tumblr about how bad it was that yet another popular funny tumblr blog turned out to be run by fascists, and it took everything in my power not to tell her that I'm  neither popular nor funny
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 04, 2018, 08:20:49 am
But are you run by fascists?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 05, 2018, 06:50:12 am
If I don't get out of bed, the day can't really start. That's how it works, right?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 05, 2018, 06:59:13 am
If I don't get out of bed, the day can't really start. That's how it works, right?
Sanguinary Novel?, March 05, 2018, 06:50:12 am
Yes. Can you please get out of bed? I have stuff to do but the day hasn't started yet
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Post by: A Meat on March 05, 2018, 08:49:39 am
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Post by: Carbon on March 05, 2018, 12:04:22 pm
A foam roller that's so difficult to use, it creates more tension than it releases. "Welcome to Fitness Hell," says Cerberus, doing three sets of neck bridges at once.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 05, 2018, 11:08:54 pm
Was telling my friend about the F Plus and he remarked that the name sounded like a fetish group. I just shrugged and said 'half right'.
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Post by: Carbon on March 05, 2018, 11:19:00 pm
I was trying to tell a friend about the Amy Lee F+ without mentioning the actual F+, since I feel like I do that too much, and I sounded like a huge crazy person.
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Post by: A Meat on March 05, 2018, 11:20:48 pm
Anime, anime, I thought about you on Saturday,
You were kawaii, but you went away, anime
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on March 08, 2018, 10:37:15 pm
Is shooting a gun with gun nuts the ultimate cuckoldry?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on March 09, 2018, 01:27:02 am
what if everything isn't just a reference to pop culture

what then
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Post by: Wrought on March 09, 2018, 06:20:35 am
That'd be a real catch-22.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 09, 2018, 01:38:36 pm
It's really fucking weird to see places I know on the news.

I grew up near Salisbury and now every time I check the news there's another picture of some guy in a hazmat suit and I'm here going "I RECOGNISE THAT FENCE"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 09, 2018, 02:56:23 pm
Not really asking for much in life, I'd just like enough money so I can buy dirty chai lattes irresponsibly.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on March 09, 2018, 03:39:23 pm
Not really asking for much in life, I'd just like enough money so I can buy dirty chai lattes irresponsibly.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 09, 2018, 02:56:23 pm

I...didn't know I could get this as a drink and I feel like my life is enriched knowing that I can.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 09, 2018, 03:51:07 pm
Not really asking for much in life, I'd just like enough money so I can buy dirty chai lattes irresponsibly.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 09, 2018, 02:56:23 pm

I...didn't know I could get this as a drink and I feel like my life is enriched knowing that I can.
jack chick, March 09, 2018, 03:39:23 pm

Be free but yet burdened with the knowledge that you can combine the best of tea and espresso in one drink. They will be my cause of death.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 11, 2018, 01:40:17 pm
Is Uncle Kracker really gonna be the musician pseudonym you use? In country music no less?
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Post by: Trav on March 11, 2018, 02:07:49 pm
Not really asking for much in life, I'd just like enough money so I can buy dirty chai lattes irresponsibly.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 09, 2018, 02:56:23 pm

Had on yesterday thanks to your idea

It was very good
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 12, 2018, 01:40:00 pm
Brain, brain please. Please focus on the task at hand. You're just tracing a thing in illustrator you donk, it's not even that hard!!!

Also, I wonder if I could track my attention span fluctuations based on the number of posts I make in this thread. Or just shitpost in general*


*everything is a shitpost

Edit 1: I wish the company I work for could do work in Hell and Bad Axe. "Remember to Vote for Hell's Students May 8th!" or "Proposal 1 is Totally Bad Axe for your Students!". Not that I would get to make the campaign materials metal, but I can also appreciate the humor of a very sanitized trifold with "Increase funding to encourage students to attend Hell's Schools"
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 12, 2018, 07:09:35 pm
Gyarados is trans
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Post by: Wrought on March 13, 2018, 10:05:58 am
Movie Concept: Otacon Air
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Post by: Carbon on March 13, 2018, 08:12:16 pm
Prisn: the prison that's a prism
TM
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 13, 2018, 11:28:23 pm
Today's Pennsylvania special election finally taught me where Westmoreland County of the Casey Kasem outtakes recording is.

"It's getting set for Westmoreland County... The fuck does that mean?"
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Post by: krytton on March 14, 2018, 01:04:14 am
i cant believe adam ellis is good now. im so proud of him :')
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 14, 2018, 08:46:52 pm
Sure, a smidgen could be 1/32 of a tsp, but there's no way you would even taste that. That's 50s-60s recipe spice addition to your frankfurters to make them more exotic.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 14, 2018, 10:40:22 pm
Sure, a smidgen could be 1/32 of a tsp, but there's no way you would even taste that. That's 50s-60s recipe spice addition to your frankfurters to make them more exotic.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 14, 2018, 08:46:52 pm
I think it depends on the potency of the ingredient  (https://thefpl.us/episode/259)
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 15, 2018, 11:05:44 am
two-fer

-would BTK do BDS
-TEDx Cruz

thanks
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Post by: Wrought on March 15, 2018, 11:47:37 am
"Stick it, Peterson."
-my history prof on Jordan Peterson
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Post by: Wrought on March 15, 2018, 01:22:22 pm
Spotted a "this machine kills commies" sticker on someone's laptop in class today
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Post by: A Meat on March 15, 2018, 01:30:53 pm
PINs must be phased out and replaced with PIES - Personal Identification Emoji Sequence
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on March 15, 2018, 11:57:41 pm
Burritos and sandwiches are so perfect for people with issues about leaving food on their plate.
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Post by: Neal on March 16, 2018, 02:11:58 am
Burritos and sandwiches are so perfect for people with issues about leaving food on their plate.
SHERMAN TANK EXPLOSION!!, March 15, 2018, 11:57:41 pm

You must never have had a sloppy joe.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 16, 2018, 02:17:27 am
i want a hot butch wife to slow dance with
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 16, 2018, 04:02:28 am
bottomless wings for $8.99 at "cooters"

the theme is what you think it is
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 16, 2018, 04:19:43 am
That’s a strange promo, if I was at cooters I’d want as much bottom as possible
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Post by: Shigan on March 16, 2018, 12:43:57 pm
Does anybody else think that when Sonic rolls up into a ball, he's secretly sucking his own dick in there
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on March 16, 2018, 01:46:54 pm
Does anybody else think that when Sonic rolls up into a ball, he's secretly sucking his own dick in there
Shigan, March 16, 2018, 12:43:57 pm

My sister had a hedgehog, and she can confirm that they do this all the time.
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Post by: Shigan on March 16, 2018, 01:59:46 pm
My sister had a hedgehog, and she can confirm that they do this all the time.
Mique, March 16, 2018, 01:46:54 pm

Can she also confirm if Eggman is a free baller
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 16, 2018, 06:56:43 pm
My sister had a hedgehog, and she can confirm that they do this all the time.
Mique, March 16, 2018, 01:46:54 pm

Can she also confirm if Eggman is a free baller
Shigan, March 16, 2018, 01:59:46 pm

Take one look at him and tell me otherwise.
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Post by: Sovereign on March 17, 2018, 12:32:46 am
it's not overspending and egregious procrastination if you call it a 'collection'.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 17, 2018, 05:11:40 pm
goofus fell off a cliff. gallant also fell off a cliff. personally i believe they both did rather poorly in this situation
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 18, 2018, 12:21:16 am
JET Alumni living in Japan making a video about Aokigahara forest: "So Aokigahara forest is really creepy because the rocky terrain means that the trees don't grow straight and there are lots of open crevices. It's infamously known as the "Japanese Suicide Forest" because a lot of people come to take their lives here, to the point where the prefecture's government has stopped releasing the statistics about how many suicides there are here annually in order to stave off publicity. It's very quiet because there's very wildlife out here in the way of animals, and that plus the strange scenery makes the forest feel very mysterious and unwelcoming."

Butthole Youtuber who throws fish at cars and plush pokeballs at police officers: "HOW'S IT GOING BROS I'M IN THE JAPANESE KILL YOURSELF FOREST WHOAH DUDE THIS IS SO SCARY UHHUHUH OH SHIT THERE'S A DEAD BODY OUT HERE BRO WHOOAAAH OH SHIT THE DEAD BODY'S PANTS FELL OFF HAHAHA SIIICK OH NO NOW I'M FUCKING THE DEAD BODY HAHAHA THIS IS MESSED UP hey guys i'm very sorry for fucking that dead body i really didn't mean it and it'll never happen again please like and subscribe brofist"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 18, 2018, 04:57:22 am
My latest TED Talk is entitled "Overcoming Overcoming". It's 15 minutes shorter than you think.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 18, 2018, 11:16:40 am
I've gotten so much goddamn cut glass plates, serving dishes, bowls, and fucking just glass everything from both grandparents. What the hell happened in the 40s-60s that cut glass was all the rage?

Also, I've said this before, but fucking mercy on you if you're the single lady in the family, because you will get absolutely all of this stuff. You will become the dumping ground for things people are very uncomfortable throwing away because "you probably need it".  Also, thanks grandma for throwing away every single family photo slide from when my dad, aunt, and uncle were kids but keeping the pink glass candy bowl? Although I have to give her credit, she is fucking bound and determined to make sure the kids and grandkids have as little to deal with when she passes away, because that house is downright spartan now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 18, 2018, 02:38:27 pm
JET Alumni living in Japan making a video about Aokigahara forest: "So Aokigahara forest is really creepy because the rocky terrain means that the trees don't grow straight and there are lots of open crevices. It's infamously known as the "Japanese Suicide Forest" because a lot of people come to take their lives here, to the point where the prefecture's government has stopped releasing the statistics about how many suicides there are here annually in order to stave off publicity. It's very quiet because there's very wildlife out here in the way of animals, and that plus the strange scenery makes the forest feel very mysterious and unwelcoming."

Butthole Youtuber who throws fish at cars and plush pokeballs at police officers: "HOW'S IT GOING BROS I'M IN THE JAPANESE KILL YOURSELF FOREST WHOAH DUDE THIS IS SO SCARY UHHUHUH OH SHIT THERE'S A DEAD BODY OUT HERE BRO WHOOAAAH OH SHIT THE DEAD BODY'S PANTS FELL OFF HAHAHA SIIICK OH NO NOW I'M FUCKING THE DEAD BODY HAHAHA THIS IS MESSED UP hey guys i'm very sorry for fucking that dead body i really didn't mean it and it'll never happen again please like and subscribe brofist"
Wrought, March 18, 2018, 12:21:16 am

My favorite part of that video is that they played some kinda fucking cheesy 'what did we learn today' music/whimsically mournful tunes at the end when they were talking about the body they saw and 'how fucking sick it is' and how they won't be able to sleep tonight.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 18, 2018, 03:01:34 pm
JET Alumni living in Japan making a video about Aokigahara forest: "So Aokigahara forest is really creepy because the rocky terrain means that the trees don't grow straight and there are lots of open crevices. It's infamously known as the "Japanese Suicide Forest" because a lot of people come to take their lives here, to the point where the prefecture's government has stopped releasing the statistics about how many suicides there are here annually in order to stave off publicity. It's very quiet because there's very wildlife out here in the way of animals, and that plus the strange scenery makes the forest feel very mysterious and unwelcoming."

Butthole Youtuber who throws fish at cars and plush pokeballs at police officers: "HOW'S IT GOING BROS I'M IN THE JAPANESE KILL YOURSELF FOREST WHOAH DUDE THIS IS SO SCARY UHHUHUH OH SHIT THERE'S A DEAD BODY OUT HERE BRO WHOOAAAH OH SHIT THE DEAD BODY'S PANTS FELL OFF HAHAHA SIIICK OH NO NOW I'M FUCKING THE DEAD BODY HAHAHA THIS IS MESSED UP hey guys i'm very sorry for fucking that dead body i really didn't mean it and it'll never happen again please like and subscribe brofist"
Wrought, March 18, 2018, 12:21:16 am

My favorite part of that video is that they played some kinda fucking cheesy 'what did we learn today' music/whimsically mournful tunes at the end when they were talking about the body they saw and 'how fucking sick it is' and how they won't be able to sleep tonight.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, March 18, 2018, 02:38:27 pm
The "my youtube royalty free music" folder on everyone's computer has two folders inside it labelled "happy" and "regretful of my actions"
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 19, 2018, 01:42:51 pm
I was just in a mcdonalds playing classical music rather than top 40 and it was way better that way.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 19, 2018, 11:14:21 pm
I emailed the director of a movie I saw and liked recently because I saw it had a lot of negative reviews and I wanted to offer my encouragements. She emailed back asking some stuff and I sent another email back and in this latest one she sent me, the last sentence in the email is "I am coming! :)"

I know the only reason that's there is because English isn't her first language and she probably got some context wrong or meant something else but forgot how to say it but getting an email from someone in Japan saying "I am coming! :)" at 1 am is scary in a deep deep way that I can't explain or understand.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 20, 2018, 04:01:04 am
I started thinking about whether my dick was the normal size, since I live in a metric country but everyone talks about them in terms of inches, so I was lost on mentally measuring it up. fortunately I remembered that 6 inches is the standard movement distance in warhammer 40k and was like yeah, my dick's about the same as that. how's your day been
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 20, 2018, 04:33:29 am
I'm sad they're phasing out pee cakes at work. I'm going to miss that feeling of accomplishment after urinating, it was more than I'd get from doing my job most days.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 20, 2018, 09:21:30 am
I'm sad they're phasing out pee cakes at work. I'm going to miss that feeling of accomplishment after urinating, it was more than I'd get from doing my job most days.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 20, 2018, 04:33:29 am

another industry killed by millennials? you decide!
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Post by: A Meat on March 20, 2018, 09:42:18 am
I'm sad they're phasing out pee cakes at work. I'm going to miss that feeling of accomplishment after urinating, it was more than I'd get from doing my job most days.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 20, 2018, 04:33:29 am

another industry killed by millennials? you decide!
Shell Game, March 20, 2018, 09:21:30 am
millenials can't even afford to piss like we used to, they've mostly switched to excreting uric acid pellets to save water
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Post by: Runic on March 20, 2018, 07:47:02 pm
Who would win: Despair born of the inherent absurdity of existing in a meaningless and uncaring universe OR one rocky boi.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 20, 2018, 11:57:18 pm
Imagine how good a Russel Coight sex tape would be
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 21, 2018, 08:14:38 am
Imagine how good a Russel Coight sex tape would be
GirlKisser420, March 20, 2018, 11:57:18 pm

*whip crack* GET BEHIND
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 21, 2018, 01:23:02 pm
I emailed the director of a movie I saw and liked recently because I saw it had a lot of negative reviews and I wanted to offer my encouragements. She emailed back asking some stuff and I sent another email back and in this latest one she sent me, the last sentence in the email is "I am coming! :)"

I know the only reason that's there is because English isn't her first language and she probably got some context wrong or meant something else but forgot how to say it but getting an email from someone in Japan saying "I am coming! :)" at 1 am is scary in a deep deep way that I can't explain or understand.
Wrought, March 19, 2018, 11:14:21 pm
As you know, Netflix usually take anime, but they admit "Behind THE COVE" as World Wide distribution movie. It is very rare case as independent documentary.
UCLA and Colorado University also used this movie at their event.
Many people say this movie is very Controversial and educational.

I hope your University also use this social issue movie with me at event.

OKAY EVIDENTLY THERE WAS NO MISTRANSLATION OR MISUNDERSTANDING WHATSOEVER AND SHE WANTS TO PRESENT THE FILM AT MY UNIVERSITY
 
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 22, 2018, 02:10:12 am
So she is on the edge of orgasm?
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Post by: Wrought on March 22, 2018, 08:09:58 am
So she is on the edge of orgasm?
Jackal Flapnasty, March 22, 2018, 02:10:12 am
Cannot verify but strong suspicion
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Post by: A Meat on March 23, 2018, 09:54:26 am
there doesn't seem to be any Daddy Dom/Little Girl Islamic jurisprudence (fiqh)
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 23, 2018, 04:18:41 pm
Valid Snake.
Snake, get down! You are valid!
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 23, 2018, 05:14:15 pm
...there's a graphic designer position open for Llewellyn Worldwide which apparently "is the country’s oldest and largest independent publisher of books on the New Age, Mind Body Spirit, alternative spirituality, esoteric literature, and the paranormal, celebrating more than a century of publishing books and related products."

I can't decide if that would be the best job or the most infuriating job.
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Post by: Wrought on March 23, 2018, 05:35:11 pm
...there's a graphic designer position open for Llewellyn Worldwide which apparently "is the country’s oldest and largest independent publisher of books on the New Age, Mind Body Spirit, alternative spirituality, esoteric literature, and the paranormal, celebrating more than a century of publishing books and related products."

I can't decide if that would be the best job or the most infuriating job.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 23, 2018, 05:14:15 pm
Imagine the typical client who wants like, really dark grey, but not like, black, no like a liiittle bit darker than that but no not black

Now imagine that they ate mushrooms yesterday
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 23, 2018, 05:51:02 pm
...there's a graphic designer position open for Llewellyn Worldwide which apparently "is the country’s oldest and largest independent publisher of books on the New Age, Mind Body Spirit, alternative spirituality, esoteric literature, and the paranormal, celebrating more than a century of publishing books and related products."

I can't decide if that would be the best job or the most infuriating job.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 23, 2018, 05:14:15 pm
Imagine the typical client who wants like, really dark grey, but not like, black, no like a liiittle bit darker than that but no not black

Now imagine that they ate mushrooms yesterday
Wrought, March 23, 2018, 05:35:11 pm

I don't know, being the stone-cold sober designer for tripped out people would be fascinating and frustrating. My real concerns are if they publish garbage natural remedies like homeopathy, which I'm very, very morally against.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 23, 2018, 07:21:46 pm
I try to live my life one ballpit post at a time.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 23, 2018, 10:49:27 pm
I try to live my life one ballpit post at a time.
Spooks, March 23, 2018, 07:21:46 pm
it's the only way brother
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 23, 2018, 11:29:18 pm
ballpit is the best way to pit your balls
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 24, 2018, 12:51:16 am
...there's a graphic designer position open for Llewellyn Worldwide which apparently "is the country’s oldest and largest independent publisher of books on the New Age, Mind Body Spirit, alternative spirituality, esoteric literature, and the paranormal, celebrating more than a century of publishing books and related products."

I can't decide if that would be the best job or the most infuriating job.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 23, 2018, 05:14:15 pm
I say go for it. If you get saddled with something you disagree with you can make noise or subvert it in some way. Regular graphic design work can be hard to get, and at least you'd have a good story. Best case scenario they know the score and it's all fun and harmless for you. Of course I'm comfortable making a scene at work if things get out of hand, so maybe that's not good advice for you. Still good luck on the job search.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 24, 2018, 03:02:31 am
There's a very special feeling when you see a really good post and you get to be the sixth to click the bulb, like [freakout]
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Post by: A Meat on March 24, 2018, 03:45:47 am
Making jokes for yourself and yourself alone is good self care
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 24, 2018, 01:07:04 pm
There's a very special feeling when you see a really good post and you get to be the sixth to click the bulb, like [freakout]
Jackal Flapnasty, March 24, 2018, 03:02:31 am
i only got to make it two bulbs

i feel ennui
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Post by: Mix on March 24, 2018, 03:01:41 pm
i know that little caesars is the pizza equivalent of cardboard but i keep wanting to eat it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 25, 2018, 11:30:45 pm
the phrase "up is down, down is up, thats the way i like to fuck" entered my mind recently and ive never been more disappointed with myself
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 25, 2018, 11:47:29 pm
1742 A.M., 17th of Grumpy Cat.

The upvote harvest has been scarce this year. I appreciate that our subreddit will never be as popular as /r/funny or /r/kotakuinaction, but we've harvested less content this cycle than any previous cycle recorded in the archives. My mods have begun staggering content to provide the illusion of life, hoping that the image of a lively community will be seen as an invitation to participate. The posters do not wish to post in the subreddit proper anymore, largely relegating themselves to the discord server. That damnable server has tormented me ever since its creation. I had hoped to create a forum in which the philosophy of our content could flourish and our community would enrich itself. Instead it has siphoned content that would normally be posted publicly in an ouroboros of shite-posting. If this problem cannot be solved, the subreddit will fall by its own hand.

Our relationship with our sister subreddit has been strained as of late. They have always been more prosperous than us, and do not seem to be suffering as we are. When we initially partnered with them, we assumed that we would be gaining users from them, and that this relationship would result in our growth. Instead it seems to have resulted in an opposite effect; people have come to browse our content, but ultimately end up straying onto our sister's page, enticed by the promise of its title. Few of them come back. Even a few of my most trusted advisers have been lost in this manner. I suppose I should have seen this as a potential result of partnering with /r/neopetsr34. Time will tell if there is a way to amend this mistake, or whether this relationship can ever work in our favour.

My wife is threatening to leave me again. She has never understood the burden of the responsibilities I bear. I cannot blame her for being dissatisfied with me. Her family offered me a hefty dowry of steam games, and she herself had both commendable photoshop skills, as well as being able and willing to verify she was a woman on skype. What could I offer her in return? An ailing subreddit focused on a children's browser game. I did not take her as my bride out of love, but out of greed and lust. She does deserve better. The thought of her leaving hurts me, however, when I am forced to consider the fate of our child...my son. Little Paarthurnax Ash-Ketchum McDonald. He is a good boy, nearly fifteen Youtube-rewinds of age by now. So nearly a man. I have tried to be the best father I could to him, but I have always known that the limited scope of my domain would suppress his soul as it has suppressed my ambition. This land is more burden than gift. Still, it is our home and we must make the most of it. My wife has told me she will leave for /r/neopets if we cannot increase our karma gain threefold by the 20th of Boaty McBoatface, three cycles hence. I almost welcome my family's flight from this place. Perhaps if my son can succeed in the veritable metropolis (at least in comparison to this squalid hamlet) of /r/neopets, then, in a way, I have done good in this world.

Musk Keep Us All.

Thane Funny_Shoryu89, /r/neopetsmemes
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Post by: Schumin Capote on March 26, 2018, 04:03:13 am
I was at a festival this weekend and noticed there is a subculture of young white dudes in Tommy Bahama shirts. It wasn't like 1 or 2 people, but there were a lot of guys in loafers, khaki shorts, a Tommy Bahama or 50s Woodie car t-shirts, and the same short hair cut. It didn't seem like a bad fashion trend, but like something else was going on. Not really sure if this is the new face of fascism or just an awful expression of normcore where guys in their 20s-30s dress like overweight men in their 50s,
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Post by: Carbon on March 26, 2018, 08:49:35 am
Username Elrond Hubbard free to a good home.
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Post by: A Meat on March 26, 2018, 04:48:23 pm
sperm bank but gachapon

you'll never know what kind of dna your baby will have until you pop one out
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Post by: Mix on March 26, 2018, 05:14:18 pm
I learned today that it's possible to be allergic to monster cock plugs. Thanks, new job!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 26, 2018, 05:22:32 pm
I'm thinking of buying an NFPA diamond (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFPA_704) with the ratings for ethanol as a decoration for my liquor cabinet.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 26, 2018, 06:57:38 pm
funny to think about how incest stuff in porn is popular now cause it's all about fulfilling the fantasy of being able to fuck without leaving the house
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 27, 2018, 08:30:43 am
Thinking about that woman who wrote her novel in a car service center and the car place was super proud, but instead she wrote the were-rollercoaster novel.
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Post by: Shell Game on March 27, 2018, 09:06:05 am
Thinking about that woman who wrote her novel in a car service center and the car place was super proud, but instead she wrote the were-rollercoaster novel.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 27, 2018, 08:30:43 am
you mean twisted? I've been considering reading my copy into a microphone. it's super bad, but like. bad the way old internet stuff was bad: filled with purple prose and cliched lines and the unnerving threat of overly explicit sex between vaguely humanoid creatures without actually going all the way. (i think. i have yet to read it all the way through.)
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 27, 2018, 10:25:50 am
Thinking about that woman who wrote her novel in a car service center and the car place was super proud, but instead she wrote the were-rollercoaster novel.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 27, 2018, 08:30:43 am
you mean twisted? I've been considering reading my copy into a microphone. it's super bad, but like. bad the way old internet stuff was bad: filled with purple prose and cliched lines and the unnerving threat of overly explicit sex between vaguely humanoid creatures without actually going all the way. (i think. i have yet to read it all the way through.)
Shell Game, March 27, 2018, 09:06:05 am

I can appreciate an Audible but for shit books. Anguishable.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 27, 2018, 02:06:51 pm
It's Raining Men is a song about bukkake.
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Post by: A Meat on March 27, 2018, 03:35:39 pm
What's Oscar the Grouch's stance on gun control?
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 27, 2018, 03:52:05 pm
What the fuck did I used to do all day? I've taken the past couple of days off sick and I'm unbearably restless after 4 days of sitting here doing nothing. I know I wake up every Monday thinking I need another day or two of weekend but this is awful.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 28, 2018, 10:50:56 am
I could get a Crown Vic cheap, but if I wanted a project car I'd get something more kosher.
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Post by: Carbon on March 28, 2018, 01:08:40 pm
I could get a Crown Vic cheap, but if I wanted a project car I'd get something more kosher.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 28, 2018, 10:50:56 am
Yeah now's not the best time to look like a cop is it.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 28, 2018, 01:25:08 pm
I could get a Crown Vic cheap, but if I wanted a project car I'd get something more kosher.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 28, 2018, 10:50:56 am
Yeah now's not the best time to look like a cop is it.
Carbon, March 28, 2018, 01:08:40 pm

But what if you're on a mission from God?
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Post by: Wrought on March 28, 2018, 02:00:38 pm
Shell Game has an evil twin named Game Shell and it's a turtle who reviews videogames on youtube
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Post by: Shell Game on March 28, 2018, 03:07:43 pm
Shell Game has an evil twin named Game Shell and it's a turtle who reviews videogames on youtube
Wrought, March 28, 2018, 02:00:38 pm

is there a reverse [~you] function I'm not aware of? because i swear I'm always worried of falling for yet another one of those mean mean tricks!
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Post by: Wrought on March 28, 2018, 03:08:47 pm
Shell Game has an evil twin named Game Shell and it's a turtle who reviews videogames on youtube
Wrought, March 28, 2018, 02:00:38 pm

is there a reverse [~you] function I'm not aware of? because i swear I'm always worried of falling for yet another one of those mean mean tricks!
Shell Game, March 28, 2018, 03:07:43 pm
I have an evil twin named Thguorw and he eats rats and bugs
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Post by: krytton on March 28, 2018, 10:18:29 pm
i have an evil twin called nottyrk and he wants you to know he does not originate from asia minor
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 28, 2018, 10:28:58 pm
If you eat a ton of ice, you might have low iron. What vitamin/mineral are you short on if you gnaw on frozen pizza rolls?
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Post by: Wrought on March 28, 2018, 10:46:55 pm
Dignity
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Post by: Wrought on March 29, 2018, 09:14:13 am
Erotica writers secretly wish women had to wear ass bras so they could quantify how big their butts are
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 29, 2018, 09:28:27 am
Erotica writers secretly wish women had to wear ass bras so they could quantify how big their butts are
Wrought, March 29, 2018, 09:14:13 am

D - Donk
BD - BaDonk
BDD - BaDonkaDonk
SM - Sir Mix-a-Lot
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 29, 2018, 04:42:55 pm
Whenever I die, I want to put 'killed by fall damage' on my tombstone.
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Post by: Mix on March 29, 2018, 06:10:10 pm
ive had the phrase 'wokeback mountain' bouncing around my head all day.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 29, 2018, 07:49:19 pm
ive had the phrase 'wokeback mountain' bouncing around my head all day.
Mix, March 29, 2018, 06:10:10 pm

Two young men meet at a march in Washington DC, one carrying a "WOMENS RIGHTS NOW" sign, the other "DONT SHOOT :C". They look at each other's asses. Fucking ensues.
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Post by: krytton on March 30, 2018, 09:16:10 am
today 2000 years ago jesus was crucified because you slimeboys wont stop jerkin it to anime tity
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 30, 2018, 09:28:38 am
Next week a lot of people are out for spring break with their kids... All of the bond work for schools is completed... My manager is probably even going to take a few days off...

I'm gonna go wild and crazy and do a bunch of CSS tutorials. SPRING BREAK 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 30, 2018, 01:22:14 pm
Christopher Nolan's M&Mto.
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Post by: Shell Game on March 30, 2018, 03:10:24 pm
Hi I'm actually really good at using the phone at work. calls, transfers, holds, general information exchange. I'm good at it and not hesitant in the slightest. idk i just feel good about that.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 30, 2018, 10:26:09 pm
I watch a lot of 'dog reunited with family member who Went Away for A While' type videos (soldiers, oil rig guys, college kids coming home on break, etc). They tend to vary in length - most are about two minutes long or so - but there's a common formula. You get to see the dog, the person holding the camera walks-and-talks their way to a door, and then there's a shot of the excited and very happy dog jumping up on the delighted human and licking them in the face. You see the entire first burst of energy, where the dog seemingly can't believe Dad's home again, and then usually a few seconds after that. What's interesting to me is that a lot of them go to 3, even 4 minutes. Even though these are videos that have been uploaded to youtube willingly, watching them for too long can feel a little uncomfortable, or like I'm seeing something too intimate that I shouldn't be seeing - sometimes the person holding the camera will start talking to the person who's returned, about how their day was, while the dog plays excitedly.

It's weird to complain that watching home movies feels intimate, but seeing the insides of so many different peoples' homes feels like i've been invited to see something more private than usual because there's a happy dog attached to it. That's an interesting evolution in how we behave on the internet, anyway. imo.
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 01, 2018, 05:38:20 am
I recently bought a good album that is entirely in the Cornish language. Who do I report to to get my Hipster Scum membership?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 01, 2018, 04:05:51 pm
A Fetish of One's Own by Vagina Woolf
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 01, 2018, 06:15:34 pm
Are bumper stickers the tramp stamps of cars?
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Post by: Wrought on April 01, 2018, 09:35:12 pm
I downloaded tab for a cause, which is an app that plays a couple banner ads on your new tabs page and in return allows you to donate the money gained from the adverts to a charity of your choice. It's pretty good, but one of the charities is "The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck" which is a charity set up to fund other charities by John Green, his brother, one of the Fine brothers, and a bunch of other smug nerd culture pieces of shit. I'm glad that you're benefiting good causes but...if you name your charity the charity equivalent of boaty mcboatface, go fuck yourself.
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Post by: Mix on April 01, 2018, 10:39:51 pm
oh hey, zaurg got banned from SA last thursday.
wonder what led to him finally getting the boot.
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Post by: Wrought on April 02, 2018, 05:01:23 pm
Clickbait Article: BREAKING NEWS: Ready Player One Movie Does Nothing To Handle Social Issues
Me: *leans forwards, puts hands on chin* Reaaaaalllllyyyy???? I'd love to hear about it! But I've just learned something FASCINATING about water and I've just GOT to share it with you!
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 02, 2018, 07:36:57 pm
star wars robots ranked from most to least 'would be a cuck'
BB-8 ("little white cuck ball")
C-3P0
the 'roger roger' guys from naboo
gonk droid
R2-D2
the alan tudyk pilot droid from Ep 7


















IG-88
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Post by: Wrought on April 02, 2018, 07:59:00 pm
Where is mouse droid on this list
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 02, 2018, 10:23:15 pm
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 02, 2018, 11:53:32 pm
Whenever one of the really nerdy bad discords I'm in starts talking about The Elder Scrolls and how completely awful Bethesda is and Skyrim is so unimaginative Blah Blah Blah I just pop in and say I didn't like Morrowind when it came out, say how annoying and bad the combat was and still is, throw in some stuff about liking Fallout 4, then go AFK for a bit and grab a sandwich or something.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 03, 2018, 12:09:14 am
a droideka rolled in and fucked my wife while I watched
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Post by: krytton on April 03, 2018, 10:47:29 am
renaming it to witposting in honour of my high iq
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Post by: Mique on April 04, 2018, 04:19:39 am
Smooshing Pumpkins.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 05, 2018, 12:03:46 am
I want to bulb everything with one click. [bulb]
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Post by: Mix on April 05, 2018, 05:25:23 pm
I want to bulb everything with one click. [bulb]
Shell Game, April 05, 2018, 12:03:46 am
One of those amazon push buttons, but it bulbs a ballpit post at random.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 05, 2018, 05:45:32 pm
I want to bulb everything with one click. [bulb]
Shell Game, April 05, 2018, 12:03:46 am

He who bulbs all, bulbs nothing.

   --Adolf Hitler
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 05, 2018, 07:10:56 pm
I want to bulb everything with one click. [bulb]
Shell Game, April 05, 2018, 12:03:46 am

He who bulbs all, bulbs nothing.

   --Adolf Hitler
Spooks, April 05, 2018, 05:45:32 pm

Brb, changing my username to Bulb Hitler
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 05, 2018, 07:37:22 pm
if planned parenthood renamed themselves 'blackwater' would they lose or gain federal funding
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 06, 2018, 03:30:58 am
Is saying slidden instead of slid as the past tense of slide a regional thing? People say it around here.
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Post by: krytton on April 07, 2018, 08:48:56 am
capital letters are for the weak
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Post by: Trav on April 08, 2018, 01:34:03 am
In Japan, 4/20 is also known as Toki Toki Panic
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 08, 2018, 08:14:03 am
Garbage Day has, I think, broken some fundamental part of my brain.
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Post by: krytton on April 08, 2018, 08:36:52 am
you were already broken

we all were
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 08, 2018, 09:07:43 am
If that wasn't true before, after Hour 22 is definitely is.
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Post by: krytton on April 08, 2018, 09:11:52 am
the f plus is a war of attrition
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Post by: Shell Game on April 08, 2018, 12:47:23 pm
In Japan, 4/20 is also known as Toki Toki Panic
Trav, April 08, 2018, 01:34:03 am
it's finally getting the attention it deserves! another overlooked joke that found a home. flies off into the sunset
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Post by: Runic on April 08, 2018, 01:19:35 pm
Looking at it now not having the OS installed would explain why this raspberry pi won't boot, yeah. Mystery fucking solved.
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Post by: Runic on April 08, 2018, 04:49:04 pm
I have ssh'ed into the raspberry pi and I feel like a fucking hacker now it's amazing.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 09, 2018, 09:48:55 am
Woman in my office is calling hot flushes "tropical moments"
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Post by: Shigan on April 09, 2018, 12:36:58 pm
Pelvis Presley
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Post by: Wrought on April 09, 2018, 08:37:08 pm
Sometimes I wonder whether I've been clapping wrong this entire time.
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Post by: Mix on April 09, 2018, 08:48:55 pm
there's an alternate universe where instead of kpop some people got insanely into bollywood instead so now there are bollywood stans on twitter
i wonder what the memes from that universe are like
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 10, 2018, 12:49:20 am
thesis: arranged marriage
antithesis: tinder
synthesis: arranged marriage app
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 10, 2018, 08:11:39 am
thesis: arranged marriage
antithesis: tinder
synthesis: arranged marriage app
chai tea latte, April 10, 2018, 12:49:20 am

thesis: the sis
antithesis: an tit (the sis)
synthesis: synthaaaa i'm getting arrested!!
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Post by: Wrought on April 10, 2018, 12:09:39 pm
When is Tommy getting a ballp.it account
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Post by: Wrought on April 10, 2018, 08:15:16 pm
Somewhere on twitter there is someone who describes themselves as "The Internet's Hunter S. Thompson"
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Post by: Wrought on April 11, 2018, 12:31:39 am
"What is a juggalo" is a viable question for zen koan.
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Post by: A Meat on April 11, 2018, 02:50:04 am
3d puyo puyo
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Post by: Shigan on April 11, 2018, 05:50:28 am
If I knew how, I’d edit the ”real advice from a real man” reading from the r/nofap episode in on top of some philosophical samurai film. I can’t stop picturing a montage of a lone samurai walking the streets of Edo, fending off challengers, and meditating under a waterfall, all the while bragging to himself how he’s been fap-free for about a week.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 11, 2018, 05:35:06 pm
why did craigslist personals to die before I realised it should have been a doc
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 11, 2018, 06:53:32 pm
Nobody has or will ever make a song that's similar to Carry On My Wayward Son. It is one of the few unique works of art from the modern era.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 11, 2018, 06:57:01 pm
west coawst wegwessed coast
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Post by: krytton on April 12, 2018, 04:31:08 am
hello, thank you for joining me for my four hundredth post, the post will now commence:

peter dutton should change his name to pepis dumbhead

thank you for joining me for four hundred whole posts, here's hoping for many more
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 12, 2018, 02:01:36 pm
Cum: The Gathering

Ch 14, App. B

Every spellcasting character is granted a free Summon Familiar spell at rank 20.

Wizard - Cum Golem
Warlock - Cum Imp*
Druid - Gelatinous Cum Cube
Cleric - Cum Cloud
Necromancer - Cum Skeleton

*not to be confused with Semen Demon. See Ch 3.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 12, 2018, 02:33:27 pm
Cum: The Gathering

Ch 14, App. B

Every spellcasting character is granted a free Summon Familiar spell at rank 20.

Wizard - Cum Golem
Warlock - Cum Imp*
Druid - Gelatinous Cum Cube
Cleric - Cum Cloud
Necromancer - Cum Skeleton

*not to be confused with Semen Demon. See Ch 3.
Spooks, April 12, 2018, 02:01:36 pm

NSFW content. Click to show.
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Post by: Wrought on April 12, 2018, 06:24:48 pm
When I learned katakana and hiragana I was initially very happy with myself but then I went on twitter and learned literally everyone knows them
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Post by: Trav on April 13, 2018, 01:57:25 pm
in mustard we trustard
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 13, 2018, 11:55:17 pm
It really should be called a Martian Bar
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 14, 2018, 07:28:08 am
Everyone come around and look at the incredible rip-off man Cliff Bleszinski. Years ago ripoff artist with real talent took every action movie character cliche and ground it into a wonderful cannoli called Duke Nukem. Then Cliffy B took the resulting delicacy pushed out everything fun about it (that sweet cannoli creme of tongue and cheek humor and fun gameplay) and covered it all in high definition brown textures. And he was harolded for hus unprecidented feats of ripoffry! Now he's taking another rip off of a rip off made by his former company (Epic) and trying to rip it off yet. Can he do it? Will he reach such Radical Heights?
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Post by: Carbon on April 14, 2018, 09:12:20 am
Clifford Burton for best Cliff B all day.
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Post by: Wrought on April 14, 2018, 11:30:22 pm
i can't stop playing with this fucking can opener. it's 1:30 and I can't stop playing with this fucking can opener. it's really well balanced so it's fun to juggle around and flip open and closed and pretend like i'm a cool bad guy whose weapon of choice is a can opener but it's 1:30 and i need to stop playing with this fucking can opener.
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Post by: Mique on April 15, 2018, 03:55:49 am
Atelier Sophie's Choice.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 15, 2018, 06:21:00 am
How come all the fruit and veg that grows here is awful?

There's parts of the world where they grow mangoes and pineapples and shit half the year, and I'm stuck in a country where we just get fucking apples. No-one in the entire universe has or will ever say "I guess peaches are great but you know what I really fancy right now? A quince." 8000 different types of bland and slightly bitter root vegetable will grow in fucking anything but there's roughly three square feet of ground in the country that can support a melon.

Even the good stuff we get here is ridiculously difficult to produce. You can grow raspberries but you need to do it in a high security facility (but still with plenty of fresh air and sunlight and water and everything) lest the birds eat them all long before they're ever fit for human consumption, and also the stems are fucking weaponised and you get about three berries per plant per year. Strawberries, too, but if the wind blows the wrong direction at any point during their growth they'll taste like fuck all and you'll still be charged a billion pounds a punnet.

I'd love to eat more greens and less carbs, mother but unfortunately tesco has a surplus of courgettes and fuck all else. You should've given birth in a country that wasn't fucking miserable. They did some awful things in the process but I can't 100% blame my ancestors for wanting to plunder the rest of the world for it's produce.

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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 15, 2018, 07:03:22 am
Animal Crossing?
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Post by: bubbleuj on April 15, 2018, 12:18:00 pm
A picture is worth 10,000 words- Proust.
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Post by: A Meat on April 15, 2018, 12:36:10 pm
trick people in an MMO into having a group therapy session under the pretense of raiding
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Post by: Shell Game on April 15, 2018, 05:15:05 pm
trick people in an MMO into having a group therapy session under the pretense of raiding
A Meat, April 15, 2018, 12:36:10 pm
play healer

become everyone's counselor
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 15, 2018, 05:24:36 pm
Need DPS* for raid


*Dopamine per second
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Post by: Old_Zircon on April 16, 2018, 07:11:52 pm
Nothing like meeting a stranger at work who turns out to have lived in the same neighborhood where you used to live, getting in to a good conversation about quasi-legal zoning abuses and gentrification and how much it had changed that neighborhood and how many people were driven out by it, and it's a really good, nuanced conversation but then suddenly they drop a bunch of Ayn Rand fandom and sovereign citizen shit on you and tell you to read The Fountainhead, and you have to kind of gracefully roll with it until they leave, because you're at work.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on April 17, 2018, 03:54:29 am
Navel Officer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 17, 2018, 09:54:36 am
i heard trump has a poor hymen rights record. pause for laughs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on April 17, 2018, 10:27:12 am
My new rapper name is Incoherent Technique
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Post by: Corn Syrup on April 17, 2018, 06:52:49 pm
You know you're tired when you're trying to rhyme 'Chuckanut' with 'what the fuck'.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on April 17, 2018, 08:46:42 pm
What happens when a vegan realizes their kink is vore
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Post by: Wrought on April 17, 2018, 08:47:46 pm
The Five Stages of "The Clerk Didn't Activate My Fuckin Gift Card Right"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 18, 2018, 02:47:19 pm
I swear it was only a few weeks ago there was goddamn snow now its 25 degrees and I'm dying. I don't know how people live in warm places. If it's cold I can always add layers as necessary but when it's hot there's nothing else I can do without resorting to public nudity followed by skinning myself.

Fuck the weather. Why can't it just be a steady 12 outside and 17 inside at all times?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on April 18, 2018, 06:00:57 pm
hey 300
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Post by: Wrought on April 18, 2018, 11:19:06 pm
Hmm, I'm halfway through this take home exam, and it's 1 am, so maybe I should just go to bed and finish it tomorrow morni-oooohhhh okay second cup of coffee just kicked in workworkworkworkwork
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on April 19, 2018, 11:36:04 am
Apparently other people listen to different albums throughout the day?

Anyway, this Screaming Females album is still good.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 19, 2018, 12:26:15 pm
Apparently other people listen to different albums throughout the day?

Anyway, this Screaming Females album is still good.
Lemon, April 19, 2018, 11:36:04 am

Gonna print and frame this comment as the one time I was right and had good musical taste.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 19, 2018, 12:41:16 pm
It just occurred to me that anymore my brain has to process for a few seconds whenever someone refers to "Jack Chick" before i can verify context
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 19, 2018, 12:55:49 pm
Were Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon to come out today, the ebook version would have come with malware that mines a useless cryptocurrency on it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 19, 2018, 06:19:53 pm
ways to cook eggs ranked from best to worst
-poached
-sunny side up, runny yolk
-perfectly hard-boiled
-soft-boiled
-scrambled, finished in the oven
-scrambled
-overcooked hard-boiled
-fried on both sides
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on April 20, 2018, 05:21:57 am
You've never truly appreciated a song until you watch its spectrogram as you listen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on April 20, 2018, 10:58:24 am
For 6 months now, the amazing coffee from a local coffee shop has without aggrandization been the highlight of my day, and if I ever move away from this town, I will wither away.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 20, 2018, 04:05:17 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/oFQs9o0.jpg)

this
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Post by: Mix on April 20, 2018, 05:32:43 pm
I got so excited to get home and off work for the weekend and now that I'm home I don't know what to do for the rest of the day.
I feel like this happens way too much for me (more then the average person, anyway)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 21, 2018, 02:50:42 am
There's a TF2 charity stream at hugs.tf happening this weekend. They should've named it "24 Terrible Ubers". I know they wouldn't have had any way to know, but I'm still a little disappointed.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 21, 2018, 03:02:39 am
My Little Possum: Friendship is Garbage
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 21, 2018, 09:26:35 am
There's a TF2 charity stream at hugs.tf happening this weekend. They should've named it "24 Terrible Ubers". I know they wouldn't have had any way to know, but I'm still a little disappointed.
Spooks, April 21, 2018, 02:50:42 am
The time has come, it's here at last,
RED and BLU mercs have all amassed,
To shoot each other in the face
and launch the rocket into space,
Raising money for Special Effect
so donating would be correct,
All this and much more,
Hugs.tf

Scout is running really fast
Soldier's rockets fly right past,
Something's wrong with Pyro's brain
And Demoman is drunk again,
Sandwich Heavy is your friend
Engineer's here to defend
Medic's got his uber alright
But he's in the Sniper's sights
Spy's betrayed you all along
And I'm still singin this fuckin song!

Boots didn't write a good ending
To parody
Cha cha cha
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 21, 2018, 09:50:19 am
it has always been called the baby boss. it always will be called the baby boss. there is nothing you can say to change my mind.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 22, 2018, 01:25:21 am
I have depression, I make increasingly subversive Frasier parodies, and I vote.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 22, 2018, 01:28:58 am
Is this true?

(https://i.redditmedia.com/jnls-gbGA1a-Ro_Q1GMdwQUhofFCQ5zHJudvaiiySEI.jpg?w=656&s=6463c6330eeb1535ab69d5c8645eb940)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 22, 2018, 05:02:44 am
Is this true?
stevie nicks helped, April 22, 2018, 01:28:58 am

Quite true, I'm afraid.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on April 22, 2018, 09:23:40 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/youmeus/learnit/learnitv168.shtml (http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/youmeus/learnit/learnitv168.shtml)
http://www.macmillandictionaryblog.com/the-trickiest-word-in-american (http://www.macmillandictionaryblog.com/the-trickiest-word-in-american)

I'm quite glad English is my first language.  It would be quite a pain to have to learn it after first learning a language that makes sense.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on April 22, 2018, 11:20:09 am
van incelsing
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Post by: A Meat on April 22, 2018, 12:57:36 pm
Priests in roleplaying games never use Eastern Orthodox nomenclature for their spells and magic items and stuff
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 22, 2018, 05:13:05 pm
Me: I'm bored, what should I do
Good brain: Study kanji, exercise, shave, finally watch/read stuff you're behind on
Me: hmmmm
Bad brain: Alternate between refreshing Twitter and refreshing ballp.it
Me: sounds good
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 22, 2018, 09:02:32 pm
sonic the hedgehog fucks by spinning really fast, brushing your clitoris
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 23, 2018, 09:23:18 am
carly rae jepsen is the wholesome memes of pop music
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 23, 2018, 10:07:22 am
are furries able to crossbreed?

on the one hand, if they can, would the world would be filled with hybrids, all trending towards one particular "average" furry? what would such a creature look like? or would they be the same species as one of their parents, or some random third species?

on the other hand, if they cant, there would most likely be a stigma against interspecies relationships, as dating outside ones species would mean an inability to procreate. i find the social implications troubling.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 23, 2018, 10:13:21 am
In Another World With My Smartphone
In Another World With My Snow Cone
In Another World With My Kill Drone
In Another World With My Car Loan
In Another World With My Gallstone
In Another World With My Trombone
In Another World With My Self-Own
In Another World With da motha fuckin share z0ne
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 23, 2018, 11:32:38 am
are furries able to crossbreed?

on the one hand, if they can, would the world would be filled with hybrids, all trending towards one particular "average" furry? what would such a creature look like? or would they be the same species as one of their parents, or some random third species?

on the other hand, if they cant, there would most likely be a stigma against interspecies relationships, as dating outside ones species would mean an inability to procreate. i find the social implications troubling.
krytton, April 23, 2018, 10:07:22 am

Do you want sparkle dogs? Because this is how you get sparkle dogs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Penultimatum on April 23, 2018, 01:00:19 pm
are furries able to crossbreed?

on the one hand, if they can, would the world would be filled with hybrids, all trending towards one particular "average" furry? what would such a creature look like? or would they be the same species as one of their parents, or some random third species?

on the other hand, if they cant, there would most likely be a stigma against interspecies relationships, as dating outside ones species would mean an inability to procreate. i find the social implications troubling.
krytton, April 23, 2018, 10:07:22 am

Considering how many implausible hybrids furries come up with, I think they'd have to be able to cross-breed. Either that or they're grown in a lab somewhere.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 23, 2018, 01:36:35 pm
are furries able to crossbreed?

on the one hand, if they can, would the world would be filled with hybrids, all trending towards one particular "average" furry? what would such a creature look like? or would they be the same species as one of their parents, or some random third species?

on the other hand, if they cant, there would most likely be a stigma against interspecies relationships, as dating outside ones species would mean an inability to procreate. i find the social implications troubling.
krytton, April 23, 2018, 10:07:22 am
Dunno whether "able" is the right word but I'd bet a jar of peanut butter that a lot of them have tried
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on April 23, 2018, 02:13:31 pm
My favorite fact about Bill Maher is that he's on record as saying he doesn't believe in germ theory.

My other favorite fact about Bill Maher is that he will almost certainly die before I do.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 23, 2018, 11:45:57 pm
are furries able to crossbreed?

on the one hand, if they can, would the world would be filled with hybrids, all trending towards one particular "average" furry? what would such a creature look like? or would they be the same species as one of their parents, or some random third species?

on the other hand, if they cant, there would most likely be a stigma against interspecies relationships, as dating outside ones species would mean an inability to procreate. i find the social implications troubling.
krytton, April 23, 2018, 10:07:22 am
Behold the Omega furry,
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/75/1c/85751c4a2221362611d71d58d135bc11.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 24, 2018, 01:59:32 am
CHAI TEA LATTE IS A REALLY GOOD CURATOR OF INTERNET THINGS
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 24, 2018, 11:03:49 am
This one company keeps sending risk assessments titled "[site] - risk ass" and I'm secretly 11 so I can't really take it seriously.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on April 24, 2018, 01:02:09 pm
My favorite thing about the the site I found that was read on Garbage Day (http://www.miketomich.com/) is the utterly insane things he believes about cars.  He praises the mushy suspension and steering systems of the old 70s land yachts and claims it's healthier for your bones and joints than modern tight suspensions.

Now I'll allow there's maybe a 0.0001% chance he's right about the repetitive motions experienced while driving can do bad things to your bones and joints. But do you know what's also hazardous to your health? Crashing your car into a wall or a tree or another car because the steering is so sloppy and unresponsive that it doesn't turn in time. Especially in a car with no crumple zones or airbags and a heavy steering column that's just waiting to crush your ribcage in a collision.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 24, 2018, 01:37:23 pm
Jared Leto's Joker, the tattoo does not say "Damaged". The tattoo says "Shutterstock".

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbkYBd-XcAAOrQt.jpg:large)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 24, 2018, 03:39:00 pm
If you wear vinyl shoes or boots you're 100% a foot fetishist. Definitely the person who designed them.

"Man I can't wait to trap my feet in a slippery sweat cage, awesome!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 25, 2018, 11:42:43 pm
Low point of my day was going into the shed to take some bikes out of there so i could see if any of them were in usable condition since they hadn't been touched in a while and then immediately after getting the last bike out, twisting my ankle incredibly bad. It's most likely sprained. It's like pain on my wedding day.

Lower point was realizing after I managed to limp inside and sit down that I couldn't move, I had to pee, nobody was home to help me get around, and all I had nearby was a water bottle.

Lowest point was what followed.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 26, 2018, 03:40:07 am
paul joseph watson saying "imagine my cock"

i thought it now you have to think it too
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 26, 2018, 05:41:58 am
I am a target of Gongstalking and my ears really hurt
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 26, 2018, 09:44:53 am
VW Jetta turn signals look like flashing pink buttholes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 26, 2018, 01:18:24 pm
paul joseph watson saying "imagine my cock"

i thought it now you have to think it too
krytton, April 26, 2018, 03:40:07 am

Pocial Justice Warrior's voice is so fucking weird that I actually can't imagine anything in his voice
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 27, 2018, 11:48:57 am
shonen fighting anime, but the characters use their powers via jackoff crystals
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 27, 2018, 12:04:57 pm
I can't help it if I have resting bishie face.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on April 27, 2018, 12:29:41 pm
When I die I want the whole cask, not just a casket.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 27, 2018, 05:19:35 pm
Clipse4Sale
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 28, 2018, 10:33:45 am
The bones of Waldo, the hide of a Lorax, and the eyes of a rugrat to this altar we commit to destroy our childhoods.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 28, 2018, 05:25:49 pm
New rule: along with "m'lady" and "t'is",  straight white men on the internet are no longer allowed to say "my dear"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 29, 2018, 04:08:35 am
BEWARE OF GAY SPIRITS
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 29, 2018, 08:17:16 pm
post malone looks like a fucking idiot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on April 29, 2018, 08:30:33 pm
How old is old enough to handle the internet these days? Is the internet actually more dangerous and repulsive than it was ten years ago, or does it just seem that way because more people are aware of it? I was thinking about how I would introduce it to my kid if I had one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 29, 2018, 09:53:59 pm
I was thinking about how I would introduce it to my kid if I had one.
Sovereign, April 29, 2018, 08:30:33 pm
(http://www.barkingbad.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/40901_QuickDrawLeash_GraniteGray_WithCollar_Zoom-1.jpg)
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 29, 2018, 11:35:48 pm
In all honesty, I'd let them have free reign, but be extremely watchful and tell them to come to you if they see anything they don't understand.

For real, considering how everywhere and everything has an internet presence today - and how much it'll likely increase in the future - I think it's impossible to keep children away from it by the time they know basic tech literacy (e.g. knowing how to turn on a tablet or smartphone). There's also the scope of it. Even something as easy-to-access as Youtube contains years and years worth of content, and there's a lot of insidious stuff masking itself as kid's entertainment that, unless you're constantly watching over your kud's shoulder, you can't be sure they haven't seen, and you can't block every website that you know to have kid-unsafe content, since there's about a dozen more that you don't know about.

Thankfully, I think more elementary schools are putting in basic computer literacy as their curriculum, and I think once more and more schools and kids start learning about it, they'll probably expamd it to include internet literacy as well - stuff like being aware of spam and viruses, keeping away from strangers, and how to find actually kid-friendly websites. All-in-all, I think as long as you give a child a good talking to and make sure they're learning safe navigation, you'll be fine.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on April 30, 2018, 05:25:07 am
How old is old enough to handle the internet these days? Is the internet actually more dangerous and repulsive than it was ten years ago, or does it just seem that way because more people are aware of it? I was thinking about how I would introduce it to my kid if I had one.
Sovereign, April 29, 2018, 08:30:33 pm
I don’t really know what a good parenting policy is, but the internet 10 years ago was insanely fucked up. Looking back, I’m pretty shocked at the stuff I regularly saw as a youth.

IMO it’s probably worse now not for the typical dangerous stuff, but more because of its ubiquity. Even if you never see awful porn or hate sites, you can get easily sucked into social stuff more than before. I blame my teenage forum addiction for my lasting social anxieties and toxic attitudes.
Darkly, April 30, 2018, 05:14:45 am
Yeah, I agree. I was mainly thinking about all the shock sites, learning how to navigate weird strangers on the internet and things like virus protection since those were the main obstacles for me when I was browsing about a decade ago. However I didn't consider social media and its influences over developing minds because it's perhaps the most insidious facet of commonplace internet activities, even for savvy folk.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on April 30, 2018, 11:55:49 am
I was watching the recent Junji Ito anthology series, and I noticed something that bugs me a lot in animation, when the moon looks like this:

(https://i.imgur.com/1kG2Apz.png)

Like, that is not a shape that results from having a light illuminating half a sphere. You can write down a fucking equation to tell you the shape that it should be, put that in a graphing calculator, and make it happen. People got no excuses.

At the absolute minimum, the tips of the crescent should be halfway around the circle, not 3/4 or whatever the fuck is going on there.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 30, 2018, 12:00:36 pm
Does it bug you when it looks like this too
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/souleater/images/e/ee/The_Moon.png/revision/latest?cb=20131017122831)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 30, 2018, 11:25:22 pm
I don't know why everyone keeps using social media for political discussion. It's not good for that. No political discussion, right or left leaning, on any social media platform has ever had any worth or consequence. It's just people trying to show off how smart they are for cool points and then the people who disagree with them being smarmy and shitty about it and then the original poster gets smarmy and shitty in return.

Just use social media for what it's meant for. Just look at pictures of your friends having fun, or read their jokes or opinions on movies. Fuck's sake.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 01, 2018, 01:54:05 pm
forgive me father for i have sinned, and used 'there' instead of 'their' by accident, despite having mocked people on the internet for making the same error
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 01, 2018, 04:37:15 pm
forgive me father for i have sinned, and used 'there' instead of 'their' by accident, despite having mocked people on the internet for making the same error
krytton, May 01, 2018, 01:54:05 pm
this is a way more forgivable offense compared to mixing them up with "they're"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on May 01, 2018, 06:39:34 pm
forgive me father for i have sinned, and used 'there' instead of 'their' by accident, despite having mocked people on the internet for making the same error
krytton, May 01, 2018, 01:54:05 pm
this is a way more forgivable offense compared to mixing them up with "they're"
A Meat, May 01, 2018, 04:37:15 pm

Their they're, in there car.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 01, 2018, 07:09:38 pm
forgive me father for i have sinned, and used 'there' instead of 'their' by accident, despite having mocked people on the internet for making the same error
krytton, May 01, 2018, 01:54:05 pm
this is a way more forgivable offense compared to mixing them up with "they're"
A Meat, May 01, 2018, 04:37:15 pm

Their they're, in there car.
Vinny Possum, May 01, 2018, 06:39:34 pm
they're were really asking for that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 01, 2018, 07:11:04 pm
so are they giants or not, its a simple question
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: I Liked That Joke on May 02, 2018, 01:22:22 pm
How do people keep getting away with just turning a machine generated color palette sideways and calling it a ___sexual pride flag?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 02, 2018, 02:31:03 pm
How do people keep getting away with just turning a machine generated color palette sideways and calling it a ___sexual pride flag?
I Liked That Joke, May 02, 2018, 01:22:22 pm
because marginalised identity  is just a sorting hat quiz to people
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 03, 2018, 04:28:04 pm
if you were in your middle school's anime club you're now either obnoxiously into vaporwave or a nazi.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 03, 2018, 04:32:43 pm
if you were in your middle school's anime club you're now either obnoxiously into vaporwave or a nazi.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 03, 2018, 04:28:04 pm

......  :C
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 03, 2018, 04:58:01 pm
what if you were in your high school anime club
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on May 03, 2018, 06:04:08 pm
cuck e cheese
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: junior associate faguar on May 03, 2018, 07:18:55 pm
what if you were the treasurer of your high school's anime club
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 03, 2018, 08:31:16 pm
what if you were the treasurer of your high school's anime club
junior associate faguar, May 03, 2018, 07:18:55 pm

the true irony of KC Green's "anime club" is that none of you thought you were Mort...but you were always Mort.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 04, 2018, 01:36:54 am
what if you were the treasurer of your high school's anime club
junior associate faguar, May 03, 2018, 07:18:55 pm

the true irony of KC Green's "anime club" is that none of you thought you were Mort...but you were always Mort.
chai tea latte, May 03, 2018, 08:31:16 pm
La petite mort
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on May 04, 2018, 01:37:21 pm
Nah, when I was in college I would make people sit down and watch La Blue Girl. I was never under any illusion that I wasn't Mort.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 04, 2018, 02:23:47 pm
I actually knew a kid in middle school who looked a ton like how Mort is drawn, only different glasses, I vividly remember him trying to get me to talk with him about which anime girl is the hottest, and I wasn't having any of his shit, because I knew, as a 13 year old, that that's creepy.

For the record he tried to make me watch Elfen Lied, which, I'm pretty sure he was jerking it to
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2018, 05:34:32 pm
really, I've been listening to threepac recently, yeah he's pretty good. your guy's fine though
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2018, 09:43:21 pm
DEVO makes vaporwave entirely superfluous
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 04, 2018, 11:35:08 pm
video essayists have all their priorities mixed up. like sure, spend an hour talking about the failings of stephen moffat but. would it kill to tell me why shrek 2 is so good??? get on it lindsay
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 06, 2018, 02:22:52 pm
24 carrot schizoid bun
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 06, 2018, 05:41:02 pm
Society’s moral decay: this generation grew up with a crush on elves but now, deep down they’d all prefer an Orc
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 06, 2018, 06:06:17 pm
Society’s moral decay: this generation grew up with a crush on elves but now, deep down they’d all prefer an Orc
GirlKisser420, May 06, 2018, 05:41:02 pm

This Ain't WoW Raid Boss Cinematic Close Captions
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 06, 2018, 06:36:52 pm
I found another genre of reddit content I love equally as much as "[X] ruined my romantic relationship" and it's "I'm going to quit my job to pursue my dream"

It's for the same reason too, because the statement is totally contradictory to the truth most of the time

like on reddit "[X] ruined my romantic relationship" means "I ruined my relationship adjacent to [X]" and "I'm going to quit my job to pursue my dream" means "I don't like working so I hope that if I quit my stable job to try and profit off of this whim I'll be instantly successful"

Edit: The cream of the fucking crop of this genre is "I quit my job to pursue streaming as a career" which translates to "I'm unemployed and I own a computer, hopefully people will pay me to do what I do for fun anyway"
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Post by: Lemon on May 07, 2018, 01:30:24 pm
Björk lyrics re-appropriated into ad copy.


And if you complain once more, you'll meet the Army Of One™



Icelandic Air
    We go through all this before you wake up.
    So you can feel happier to be safe up here with us.



“If you ever get close to a human (and human behavior), be ready to get confused. Unless you use OK Cupid! Our ground breaking algorithm...”

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Post by: Eider Duck on May 08, 2018, 01:18:27 pm
Ironically, for a contest about leaving politics by the door, Eurovision will be what causes the next world war.
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Post by: SirSlarty on May 08, 2018, 07:46:16 pm
I'm looking at my spiral-bound notebook and thinking, "No, college didn't rule. Stop telling me that."
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Post by: krytton on May 09, 2018, 04:20:12 am
M'ladic
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 09, 2018, 05:59:34 am
people on the internet may say that there's a sexual fetish for riding on trains called siderodromophilia, but I sure as fuck can't find any funny posts about it. a dissapointing journey
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 09, 2018, 07:18:44 am
people on the internet may say that there's a sexual fetish for riding on trains called siderodromophilia, but I sure as fuck can't find any funny posts about it. a dissapointing journey
GirlKisser420, May 09, 2018, 05:59:34 am

I don't know, maybe like the flashlight enthusiasts, just really fucking crazy train people might be fun to read about. And there is definitely, definitely not a lack of those
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Post by: A Meat on May 09, 2018, 10:27:10 am
people on the internet may say that there's a sexual fetish for riding on trains called siderodromophilia, but I sure as fuck can't find any funny posts about it. a dissapointing journey
GirlKisser420, May 09, 2018, 05:59:34 am

I don't know, maybe like the flashlight enthusiasts, just really fucking crazy train people might be fun to read about. And there is definitely, definitely not a lack of those
Cyborguinary Novel?, May 09, 2018, 07:18:44 am
What tweak will improve the velocity of model train? I tried putting rocks on it, but it only made it slower???
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Post by: Shigan on May 09, 2018, 11:54:03 am
It's me, officer. I'm the one listening to all those 24/7 relaxing lo-fi hip hop beats. Please arrest me.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 09, 2018, 05:57:13 pm
I'm wary because a lot of the trainspotters and similar are probably going to be autistic, and it would be incredibly difficult to laugh at posts without mocking that
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Post by: Shell Game on May 09, 2018, 06:01:31 pm
A storm of crows fly
But Goku cannot be black
Simon Bolivar
[inspired by chaitealatte and Vinny Possum]
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 09, 2018, 10:26:44 pm
the good fandoms: Godzilla, jeeves and wooster, gaki no tsukai, italo disco. everything else must die
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 09, 2018, 11:24:17 pm
Working on a Furry-centric parody of nineteenth century adventure novels set in a prison. It is titled "Château d'Yiff."
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Post by: Shell Game on May 10, 2018, 01:19:07 am
the good fandoms: Godzilla, jeeves and wooster, gaki no tsukai, italo disco. everything else must die
GirlKisser420, May 09, 2018, 10:26:44 pm
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/92/f2/f892f2266f561d3c113417deb50ed692.jpg)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 10, 2018, 06:19:55 am
bertie is obviously a top and jeeves is a power bottom, this is a faker and doesn't count
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 11, 2018, 12:01:50 pm
If your username on the Internet is "Wolfclock" you may want to step away from the monitor for a minute, no I mean literally, look at how it reads from back there, gosh, how did you not figure this one out, cripes.
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Post by: Carbon on May 11, 2018, 01:19:19 pm
If your username on the Internet is "Wolfclock" you may want to step away from the monitor for a minute, no I mean literally, look at how it reads from back there, gosh, how did you not figure this one out, cripes.
Spooks, May 11, 2018, 12:01:50 pm

What's so wrong with a wolfdock? Where else would wolf ships load and unload?
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 12, 2018, 02:37:06 am
Human Birth C-section Any%
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 12, 2018, 02:34:01 pm
The only problem with blue hair is when you sweat, it looks like I'm transforming into a blue man group performer
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Post by: Wrought on May 12, 2018, 11:30:25 pm
Whenever I ask an asian person to help me find asian ingredients in their store for something I'm cooking I am always so ready to be called an idiot and told I'm looking for the wrong thing and banished from the parkdale global supermarket forever
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Post by: A Meat on May 13, 2018, 09:35:04 am
Why use Occam's Razor when you can buy the new Gilette™ Petaglyde, with new parallel 5-glyde technology
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 13, 2018, 10:21:42 am
Occam's Razor would be the WORST razor - it would leave only the most likely hairs behind
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Post by: bubbleuj on May 13, 2018, 04:34:01 pm
Whenever I ask an asian person to help me find asian ingredients in their store for something I'm cooking I am always so ready to be called an idiot and told I'm looking for the wrong thing and banished from the parkdale global supermarket forever
Wrought, May 12, 2018, 11:30:25 pm

This is why I look up packaging and walk very quickly through the store.

They can't know I don't know what I'm doingggg
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Post by: Wrought on May 13, 2018, 06:11:22 pm
Like whenever I ask for something without an english name (where the english name is usually an approximation/description rather than a 1/1 thing) I just become very intensely aware that I'm speaking a language I don't know anything about and if I don't say the name of the thing exactly right I could be saying something completely different
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 14, 2018, 10:19:54 am
portaxx.xyz is just a page that translates any language into dragon

(https://i.imgur.com/u3XkFjK.png)
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Post by: Wrought on May 14, 2018, 01:20:38 pm
Saw someone on twitter today referring to God of War as Soy of War. it's hard sometimes.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 14, 2018, 10:47:26 pm
Introverts aren’t real, it’s just depression
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 14, 2018, 11:10:51 pm
Apparently my 100th post on this website was a bunch of ska band puns. I hate my life.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 15, 2018, 06:30:56 am
Apparently my 100th post on this website was a bunch of ska band puns. I hate my life.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 14, 2018, 11:10:51 pm

Hate? Really, a ton of ska band puns is completely in line with the FPlus and puns can only improve your life.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on May 16, 2018, 01:33:15 pm
I don't know what or who the fuck a Laurel or a Yanny is and I hope I never learn.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 16, 2018, 01:42:50 pm
I don't know what or who the fuck a Laurel or a Yanny is and I hope I never learn.
Love2ShermanTank4Women, May 16, 2018, 01:33:15 pm
They can't even figure out who's on first
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Post by: Sherman Tank on May 16, 2018, 01:52:34 pm
Oh apparently it's some white dress/blue dress bullshit except in audio. The best part is that it's neither.

EDIT: Kill me now.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 17, 2018, 03:26:18 pm
Finches get stinches.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 17, 2018, 07:52:15 pm
MR T ate my balls is due for a comeback
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 18, 2018, 05:44:05 am
despite not getting any of the symbolism because I'm from a different continent, i refuse to watch any explainers for a song where the guy says "This is America" over and over again
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Post by: Wrought on May 18, 2018, 11:49:05 am
I got a phone scam call a little while ago and was legit worried there was a lawsuit filed under my name somehow and then I remembered what world I live in
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 18, 2018, 04:16:36 pm
there's probably a whole bunch of people out there who think fiat currency is about as fake as the clitoral orgasm
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 18, 2018, 09:15:49 pm
Tea is a kind of soup
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Post by: Sherman Tank on May 18, 2018, 09:39:13 pm
I'm going to Tacofest tomorrow! (https://sdtacofest.com/)
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on May 18, 2018, 09:50:02 pm
Tea is a kind of soup
chai tea latte, May 18, 2018, 09:15:49 pm

counterpoint: almost everything is a kind of tea.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 18, 2018, 10:50:26 pm
Nothing is more disappointing than gross off brand mint chocolate.
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Post by: Wrought on May 18, 2018, 11:13:41 pm
I love it when people ask questions by asking you the question and then assuming what you're going to say (optional: correcting themselves if they got it wrong). Like

"Are you busy? You're busy? You're not busy. Okay! Great."

I know it's just a speech quirk some people have and it doesn't actually mean anything but it makes them sound so much more interested in what you're saying
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Post by: Shell Game on May 19, 2018, 03:44:18 am
InCELAND
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Post by: A Meat on May 19, 2018, 10:08:06 am
Nothing is more disappointing than gross off brand mint chocolate.
Jackal Flapnasty, May 18, 2018, 10:50:26 pm
it's a shame they don't make mint hannukah gelt, that way it'd be a mint they make in a mint, ah fuck it the joke's dead
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 20, 2018, 10:05:58 pm
David Attenborough: The buffalo stands its ground. Weighing more than all of them combined, the lions will have to somehow topple the bull to be able to feed. However, just a swing of the neck could see the lions impaled by the bull's formidable horns. Truly, the water buffalo is the Dark Souls of prey.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 21, 2018, 09:52:06 am
and then I'll go and spoil it all
by being something stupid like yandere.
Yandere.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 21, 2018, 11:43:05 am
I'm so burned out that Atari just sued me for copyright infringement
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 21, 2018, 05:36:21 pm
it must be weird for old portal of evil types to have been wondering about how the internet's changing, and the strangeness of the early internet fading away, to see teens roasting new york times op eds
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Post by: Shell Game on May 21, 2018, 05:40:28 pm
til tvtropes.org is the same as it always was (terrible)

finally a source of reliability in this turbulent world
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Post by: Lemon on May 21, 2018, 05:44:00 pm
it must be weird for old portal of evil types to have been wondering about how the internet's changing, and the strangeness of the early internet fading away, to see teens roasting new york times op eds
GirlKisser420, May 21, 2018, 05:36:21 pm

It sure is!
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 21, 2018, 10:13:04 pm
A Winchester-Tony Stark crossover where Iron Man is forever building onto Stark tower to appease the ghosts of people killed by his weapons
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Post by: Wrought on May 21, 2018, 11:16:12 pm
Accidentally clicked on the politics thread

Guess who's not gonna get to sleep like they're supposed to
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Post by: Lemon on May 21, 2018, 11:24:25 pm
[trap voice]
Underpants underpants underpants.
Underpants underpants underpants.
Underpants underpants underpants.
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Post by: A Meat on May 22, 2018, 01:56:16 pm
'A bird in hand is worth two in the bush' takes on a very different meaning when the bird is a cock
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Post by: Wrought on May 22, 2018, 09:04:58 pm
If Cargo isn't the sequel to Fargo, why is Martin Freeman in both of them?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 23, 2018, 08:59:27 am
The URL SiriusBlacked.com is available for sale.
Spooks, July 27, 2017, 03:59:04 pm

The URL infurwars.com is available for sale.
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on May 23, 2018, 11:48:32 am
If Cargo isn't the sequel to Fargo, why is Martin Freeman in both of them?
Wrought, May 22, 2018, 09:04:58 pm

You really need to see Dargo and Eargo to get the context.
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Post by: A Meat on May 23, 2018, 11:53:37 am
f(x)=x is short for "x"bert
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 23, 2018, 08:52:35 pm
getting 3 years dungeon for posting jpgs in the internet.txt thread
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 23, 2018, 08:58:47 pm
being sent to the oubliette with naught but a lantern and a small, crude dagger for posting a link to the cursed images thread
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 23, 2018, 09:14:16 pm
I have a hard time getting to sleep because I bring my cell phone to bed. So I use it to watch ASMR videos to get tired. This is called progress. I am a bad person.
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Post by: Wrought on May 23, 2018, 09:37:15 pm
Executed by firing squad for not thinking in the thought of the day thread
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 23, 2018, 09:41:27 pm
Brought before the Hague for posting industrial doomgaze in the metal thread
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Post by: Shell Game on May 23, 2018, 09:44:42 pm
Brought before the Hague for posting industrial doomgaze in the metal thread
AgentCoop, May 23, 2018, 09:41:27 pm
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/A5UhuHxY1xI/hqdefault.jpg)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 23, 2018, 10:08:07 pm
being sent to the oubliette with naught but a lantern and a small, crude dagger for posting a link to the cursed images thread
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 23, 2018, 08:58:47 pm

I think there's been a misunderstanding, you must have clicked on the Cursed Mages thread
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 24, 2018, 12:38:18 am
move aside, America's Sweetheart! Catch America's MILF weekdays at 9 on FOX.
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Post by: Mique on May 24, 2018, 03:38:16 am
Worfhammer 40k.

It's like Warhammer, but everything is Worf.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on May 24, 2018, 05:58:04 pm
If humans had evolved with tails, how would pants and underwear work?
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Post by: Wrought on May 24, 2018, 08:23:37 pm
If humans had evolved with tails, how would pants and underwear work?
Can I turn Sherman into Tank?, May 24, 2018, 05:58:04 pm
Wasn't this question in the newest episode?
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Post by: Cheapskate on May 24, 2018, 11:51:30 pm
If humans had evolved with tails, how would pants and underwear work?
Can I turn Sherman into Tank?, May 24, 2018, 05:58:04 pm

Tail sleeves. Alternately, everyone wears a skirt.
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Post by: Lemon on May 25, 2018, 09:20:25 am
Intellectual dark weeaboo
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Post by: Vinny Possum on May 25, 2018, 01:42:37 pm
If humans had evolved with tails, how would pants and underwear work?
Can I turn Sherman into Tank?, May 24, 2018, 05:58:04 pm

Tail sleeves. Alternately, everyone wears a skirt.
Cheapskate, May 24, 2018, 11:51:30 pm

Everywhere is Scotland now
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 25, 2018, 06:59:27 pm
i currently subscribe to the "no gunman" theory, which posits that jfk's head just did that on it's own
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Post by: Lemon on May 25, 2018, 07:30:05 pm
i currently subscribe to the "no gunman" theory, which posits that jfk's head just did that on it's own
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 25, 2018, 06:59:27 pm

(https://media.giphy.com/media/qC7EWEKcTN3Fu/giphy.gif)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 26, 2018, 02:25:38 am
its bullshit heist movies are so rare nowadays. Not even a Heat remake
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 26, 2018, 08:44:15 am
Can't wait for the class action lawsuit against David Cage because players fists keep turning into large hams while playing Detroit: Become Human
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 27, 2018, 10:49:41 am
There should be a version of Godwin's law, but, like, instead of it being "how long does it take this online argument for someone to call someone hitler" it's "how long does it take this discussion about video games for someone to mention dark souls."
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 27, 2018, 03:43:57 pm
Detroit: Become Humon
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Post by: Mique on May 27, 2018, 11:10:04 pm
Flannel Fantasy XV
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Post by: A Meat on May 28, 2018, 12:20:36 am
I've been trying to think of what Michel Ancel would have done with the Detroit: Become Human concept, even if I'm just basing my thinking on beyond good and evil
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 28, 2018, 02:55:51 am
Oscar Isaac is like Steve Buscemi's handsome son.
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Post by: Wrought on May 28, 2018, 02:15:22 pm
This korean history book i'm reading for class has a short story that ends with "Those who heard this story were all deeply moved." which I found really funny because it's like a 12th century version of putting "this is so sad" at the bottom of a shitty deep fried meme
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 28, 2018, 08:40:39 pm
I was at the store and wanted to see if they had a specific flavor of Mt. Dew in stock. They didn't, so I went on the Mt. Dew wiki and saw that it was a one-time promotion from last year with no plans of bringing it back this summer. I then realized that, at that momemt, I probably just underwent the saddest experience on planet Earth until some dipshit in France threw a glass of water in his waiter's face for joking about his artificially distressed Rick and Morty tshirt a few seconds later. Anyway, the human experience fucking sucks.
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on May 28, 2018, 09:07:25 pm
Bitcoin continues to bleed, and it fills me with shadenfreude.  It's fluctuating a lot, because of course it is, but it's down to $7,104 as of right this minute, and the long-term trend-line appears to be down.
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Post by: krytton on May 29, 2018, 01:14:30 pm
there was graffiti near my house a couple of months ago that said "jeff is a big fat mess" and i feel like my life was better then
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Post by: A Meat on May 29, 2018, 01:22:54 pm
nationalize the porn industry
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Post by: Wrought on May 29, 2018, 01:40:44 pm
The humour in Rick and Morty is often referred to as "nihilist humour". This is because jokes and funny writing are meaningless to the creators and it will convince you God is dead.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 30, 2018, 03:13:57 pm
that's what happens when things catch on. people's interests and lives bleed into it and vice versa
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Post by: krytton on May 30, 2018, 08:18:14 pm
hetero sapiens?????
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 31, 2018, 02:51:18 pm
Excuse me, "Happy Birthday"? Uuuum, actually, it's uh, my birthday's anniversary.
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Post by: Wrought on May 31, 2018, 08:01:09 pm
me: it's finally starting to get warm at nights! I think i'll open up my windows and let some air in-
junebugs: you are never safe. you are never safe. there is only a thin screen between us. open your window if you are not a coward. open your window so i can crawl into your mouth and lay my eggs.
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Post by: Shigan on June 01, 2018, 02:47:24 pm
The Columbia Pictures animated logo except she’s holding up her middle finger
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Post by: Shell Game on June 01, 2018, 07:52:34 pm
just saw a man in a suit with business gadgetry anxiously talking to himself frantically picking up his phone then putting it back down as he just stares at it in terror before finally pressing the button and putting the phone to his ear. as much as i actually kinda hate business fellas, it felt kinda good watching him experience a very familiar, recognizable habit. i felt his anxiousness, but also his humanity. sometimes it's nice to have a corny little moment i guess.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 01, 2018, 11:45:41 pm
Idea: the phrase ‘tryna catch these hands’ but it’s about intercessory prayer
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 02, 2018, 02:03:21 pm
last night i had a dream that i was a writer for the simpsons and i made an episode about barney gumble named Scarney Gumble about how he used to sell cocaine but fell from grace in the criminal underworld and bart helps him get back his empire.
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Post by: Mix on June 02, 2018, 03:12:55 pm
is it furry racist to assume people with otter fursonas like to swim
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 02, 2018, 09:56:41 pm
Things I have been commissioned for:
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Post by: Wrought on June 02, 2018, 10:01:26 pm
is it furry racist
Mix, June 02, 2018, 03:12:55 pm
this wasn't a term i expected to see today
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Post by: krytton on June 03, 2018, 02:03:36 am
is it furry racist to assume people with otter fursonas like to swim
Mix, June 02, 2018, 03:12:55 pm

i dont think its furry racist since otters are known for swimming. but it is furry racist to assume that, say, people with otter fursonas are sluts, or that people with fox fursonas are sluts, or that people with cat fursonas are sluts, or that people w
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Post by: Mix on June 03, 2018, 09:56:49 am
is it furry racist to assume people with otter fursonas like to swim
Mix, June 02, 2018, 03:12:55 pm

i dont think its furry racist since otters are known for swimming. but it is furry racist to assume that, say, people with otter fursonas are sluts, or that people with fox fursonas are sluts, or that people with cat fursonas are sluts, or that people w
krytton, June 03, 2018, 02:03:36 am
good to know they've always been furry racist towards foxes, rabbits, and huskies this whole time then
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Post by: Lemon on June 03, 2018, 10:07:34 am
Things I have been commissioned for:
  • Digimon Porn (person refused to elaborate)
  • A story about lesbians who cut each other and lick the blood, with both horror and sex. (Person was really persistent - he contacted me on tumblr, then emailed me when I didn't respond)
  • Black Lagoon but Cyberpunk (i did this one because holy shit, yeah)
  • Gay Fish RPG (also yes)
  • Rick and Morty/Total Drama Island crossover (who got really pissy with me when I said I couldn't do 20,000+ word chapters every month)
  • Short story involving the mascot of a digital marketing and social consulting group from Nantucket
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, June 02, 2018, 09:56:41 pm

So how many of these did you fulfill?
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 03, 2018, 12:11:51 pm
Reading a technical manual for something I'm very new to and I don't understand half of it, it's clearly not written or edited by someone with particularly good english but I absolutely cannot tell whether it's just getting lost in translation and poor writing or whether I'm just way out of my depth.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 03, 2018, 12:31:02 pm
Things I have been commissioned for:
  • Digimon Porn (person refused to elaborate)
  • A story about lesbians who cut each other and lick the blood, with both horror and sex. (Person was really persistent - he contacted me on tumblr, then emailed me when I didn't respond)
  • Black Lagoon but Cyberpunk (i did this one because holy shit, yeah)
  • Gay Fish RPG (also yes)
  • Rick and Morty/Total Drama Island crossover (who got really pissy with me when I said I couldn't do 20,000+ word chapters every month)
  • Short story involving the mascot of a digital marketing and social consulting group from Nantucket
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, June 02, 2018, 09:56:41 pm

So how many of these did you fulfill?
Lemon, June 03, 2018, 10:07:34 am

Working on Gay Fish RPG and Cyberpunk Black Lagoon, just turned in the Nantucket short story thing. Also forgot to add the dude who wanted me to write a porn comic for some studio Trigger anime for free (he didn't even say it was exposure he wanted for me to 'prove myself' before he paid me for other stuff) and a guy who wanted some kind of human MLP Silent Hill (which i was about to take before i read his documents and nearly all of the monsters involved rape. the main character was one of the kids from the show, btw)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 03, 2018, 01:46:54 pm
I wish I wasn't already a poster here so I could register with the name Gay Fish RPG.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 03, 2018, 05:30:51 pm
I wish I wasn't already a poster here so I could register with the name Gay Fish RPG.
Oh goddammit fuck you you Sherman Tank goddamn it!, June 03, 2018, 01:46:54 pm

you of all people should know about changing usernames
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 03, 2018, 09:52:54 pm
Number of times I've used my grandma's waffle iron to make waffles: 0

For hash browns: 10
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 04, 2018, 08:20:25 pm
Googled "graphic designer cv examples" and all of them are awful what the Christ stop putting your skills on a goddamn bar chart you're fooling no one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 04, 2018, 09:21:21 pm
Googled "graphic designer cv examples" and all of them are awful what the Christ stop putting your skills on a goddamn bar chart you're fooling no one.
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \), June 04, 2018, 08:20:25 pm

(http://webtoolfeed.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/649e505bff4f0465a50061c9c45eefc71.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 04, 2018, 09:43:54 pm
Googled "graphic designer cv examples" and all of them are awful what the Christ stop putting your skills on a goddamn bar chart you're fooling no one.
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \), June 04, 2018, 08:20:25 pm

(http://webtoolfeed.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/649e505bff4f0465a50061c9c45eefc71.jpg)
jack chick, June 04, 2018, 09:21:21 pm

Thanks I hate it!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 04, 2018, 10:40:44 pm
Modern history is great and all but if I don't get to read phrases like "the cult of the earth mother" then what's the fucking point
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 05, 2018, 12:09:05 am
Googled "graphic designer cv examples" and all of them are awful what the Christ stop putting your skills on a goddamn bar chart you're fooling no one.
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \), June 04, 2018, 08:20:25 pm

(http://webtoolfeed.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/649e505bff4f0465a50061c9c45eefc71.jpg)
jack chick, June 04, 2018, 09:21:21 pm

Thanks I hate it!
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \), June 04, 2018, 09:43:54 pm

I sent it to lemon because I wasn't sure if he checked this thread.

Oh boy!
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..... okay, there's  lot of things here.
FIrst of all, that behance url is offline.
Man, okay, just every part of it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 05, 2018, 12:15:37 am
I sent a lot more texts than that, Jack.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 05, 2018, 12:30:16 am
"1st T shirt concept contest 2010"
Does that mean you came first? You held the first? The very first existed?
The thing where he grades himself on things, but those things have no discernable order
Not highest to lowest, not alphabetica
L
Theres no consistency to the bottom graphics. Martini = outdoor?
And then the line weights are all over the place so they're all clearly random clip art
Even though logos are one of his best, no wait, logotypes.
So you're good at finding the right font for the word Kinko"s
What's CHAO mean?
"1st T shirt concept contest 2010"
Fuck
I'll stop now

forgive me. I thought people would be more interested in the enthusiasm than your breakdown of why that thing is fucking garbage.

also i don't know what a line weight is goodbye
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 05, 2018, 12:39:55 am
Nah details are the good part and where madness lies. Like, how the fuck do you not have a maxed out PowerPoint skill tree? Why is it vitally important we know you're male? What the ever loving fuck is that third vector graphic at the bottom - the Salem witch trials? And did you for real just turn "The worst thing about me is I work too hard!" into a goddamn pie chart?!

And please, PLEASE stop turning your skills into percentages:

(https://imgur.com/Nlsn6xH.jpg)

WHAT DOES 68% INDESIGN EVEN MEAN?!?!

Of course this means I'll be eating crow later this week when I make my own and it too is ugly AF
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 06, 2018, 12:23:16 am
Nah details are the good part and where madness lies. Like, how the fuck do you not have a maxed out PowerPoint skill tree? Why is it vitally important we know you're male? What the ever loving fuck is that third vector graphic at the bottom - the Salem witch trials? And did you for real just turn "The worst thing about me is I work too hard!" into a goddamn pie chart?!

And please, PLEASE stop turning your skills into percentages:

(https://imgur.com/Nlsn6xH.jpg)

WHAT DOES 68% INDESIGN EVEN MEAN?!?!

Of course this means I'll be eating crow later this week when I make my own and it too is ugly AF
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \), June 05, 2018, 12:39:55 am

EduCation
Darkly, June 05, 2018, 10:27:15 am

ED
UCATION
was my mentor
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 06, 2018, 08:25:22 am
WE DON'T NEED NO
E
   D
   U
       CATION
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 07, 2018, 07:01:13 pm
we've kind of lost cult followings. I guess it was obvious that it'd get subsumed into fandom as an amorphous culture outside of specific texts and thus, into the business of massively marketed transmedia pushes. maybe it never existed, or still does but gets drowned out. either way i'm sick of seeing harry potter in dating profiles
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 08, 2018, 12:03:31 am
we've kind of lost cult followings. I guess it was obvious that it'd get subsumed into fandom as an amorphous culture outside of specific texts and thus, into the business of massively marketed transmedia pushes. maybe it never existed, or still does but gets drowned out. either way i'm sick of seeing harry potter in dating profiles
GirlKisser420, June 07, 2018, 07:01:13 pm
it's Kumquat-targeted SEO
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 08, 2018, 12:20:28 am
WOMEN, AM I RIGHT?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 08, 2018, 02:42:21 am
can I be a good feminist ally if I laugh at the concept of a "dick sucking factory"?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 08, 2018, 11:17:17 pm
While reading old Bordaine stuff: I miss the kitchen atmosphere at my old work, I should see if I can try to get my shifts back before the fall
Five minutes after reading: Yeah, that'd be a good idea
Ten minutes after reading: wait that job made me want to cry on the third day and tourist season hasn't even started yet
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 09, 2018, 05:53:13 am
A cartoon character attempts to swallow a whole chicken (plucked but with beak and feet still attached) it gets stuck. He/she panics runs around with the chicken dangling out her/his mouth the chicken legs flailing independently as she/he goes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 09, 2018, 06:04:08 pm
MEME LAW
Smash 2 things together? Thats a lmao
use a meme to express a basic statement? No Lmao from me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 10, 2018, 03:50:57 am
I think one of the most passive-aggressive ways to tell your SO to throttle their download is to not say anything and just let the sounds of you playing the dinosaur game drive the point home.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 10, 2018, 11:14:58 pm
God genius lyrics is fucking terrible

It's just different people making conjecture without actually reading into the lyrics or their context until one person makes the right conjecture and everyone mindlessly upvotes them until they're right

Like in Humility there's a line that goes "I'm the lonely twin, the left hand" and the person making the annotation took it as 2d literally being upset that he's left handed because he's in a minority and some cultures consider left handedness bad

He's one of the two frontmen of the band and he's been put upon for 20 years, and just now that Murdoc's in jail he gets a bit of freedom to breathe

It's not literally about him being left handed you fffffffffucks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 11, 2018, 01:10:11 am
If you think that's bad, read the comments on rap lyrics
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 12, 2018, 07:57:54 am
In Kim Wilde's "Kids in America", where the fuck does "East California" refer to? Barstow? Mono Lake? Havasu?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 12, 2018, 05:49:17 pm
In Kim Wilde's "Kids in America", where the fuck does "East California" refer to? Barstow? Mono Lake? Havasu?
Ninja DPS Sherman Tank, June 12, 2018, 07:57:54 am

It's Indio.

(https://i.imgur.com/O7uxje6.png)

http://www.newwaveaudioandvideo.com/

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 13, 2018, 12:14:23 am
it seems noticing a stealth loss parody elicits a similar response to when someone makes a bad pun. this warrants further investigation.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 13, 2018, 02:15:07 pm
Ningiallo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 14, 2018, 06:59:39 am
Alan Patridge deserves more power/respect
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 14, 2018, 11:27:07 am
Official complaint: Sherman Tank's new name should have been Masochist Sherman Tankslut
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 14, 2018, 03:19:07 pm
why would anyone eat eggs cold, let alone something in which the eggs are intended to be cold?!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on June 14, 2018, 05:52:24 pm
If you own a boat with a name it is your solemn duty to make that shit VERY funny.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 15, 2018, 12:38:33 am
If you own a boat with a name it is your solemn duty to make that shit VERY funny.
Carbon, June 14, 2018, 05:52:24 pm
https://twitter.com/paigebyerly/status/1006576000132579328
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on June 15, 2018, 04:50:20 am
I'm Bodark and I thought Joseph Kony was a fake person made up by 4chan.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 15, 2018, 05:53:03 am
the joe rogan dude at my jujitsu class just mentioned his everyday carry. its bullshit that he keeps kicking my ass with all that dumb shit he gets into
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 15, 2018, 07:23:06 am
Sometimes a man needs a 5 AM Egg McMuffin.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 15, 2018, 07:39:37 am
my dose of beer is kicking in
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 15, 2018, 12:11:04 pm
I didn't really notice until this morning that War Pigs rhymed "masses" with "masses" but now it's all I can think about, it's really bothering me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 15, 2018, 06:56:33 pm
Whoops! I guess if you want to make a Fabergé omelette you gotta break a few Fabergé eggs, right?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 15, 2018, 08:37:15 pm
my dose of beer is kicking in
GirlKisser420, June 15, 2018, 07:39:37 am
How many of you would buy and wear this shirt
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on June 16, 2018, 12:29:17 am
Black cherry juice has the same gastrointestinal bowel destroying effects as prune juice.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 16, 2018, 06:08:22 am
guy on this DBZ forum's sig is a gif from twin peaks. who is this man and why is he talking about Jiren's power level
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 16, 2018, 06:15:47 am
I would throw myself on a keyblade rather than listen to your bullshit but all it would do is bruise my sternum.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 16, 2018, 11:41:28 am
i keep reading things in a lancashire accent help
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 16, 2018, 09:47:55 pm
where did John Kitchin learn about religion?

At the Blood and Seminary!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on June 17, 2018, 05:23:42 am
Competitive masturbation sports anime.

"W-what?! He's jerking it so fast, I can see an after image of his hand and dick!!"
"Which dick's the real one?!!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 18, 2018, 06:51:23 am
More like,

Uptown Funko Pop.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 18, 2018, 10:25:11 am
putin and the rest of the russian oligarchy certainly wouldn't be able to defeat the combined forces of the harry potter fandom
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 18, 2018, 02:03:03 pm
putin and the russian oligarchy are part of the harry potter fandom
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 18, 2018, 04:46:20 pm
ALL NEW THIS FALL:

Old Sheldon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 18, 2018, 07:23:08 pm
Next fall:

Eldritch Sheldon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 19, 2018, 10:46:03 am
Made some green herb hummus and all I can hear in my head is the phrase "Putting weed on a cracker"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 20, 2018, 06:00:54 am
whiskey and coke, the coke that gets you drunk. genius.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 20, 2018, 09:20:24 am
theres drama happening in the furry community that i kinda wanna know about but im too afraid to ask
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 20, 2018, 09:38:03 am
theres drama happening in the furry community that i kinda wanna know about but im too afraid to ask
krytton, June 20, 2018, 09:20:24 am
this is for random thoughts not TEASING!!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on June 20, 2018, 05:53:24 pm
theres drama happening in the furry community that i kinda wanna know about but im too afraid to ask
krytton, June 20, 2018, 09:20:24 am
hi
ask away and i can probably get you details that aren't surface apparent
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 20, 2018, 06:22:25 pm
I have a word-based combo lock for the gym, and it's J-E-L-K.

It's still funny
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 21, 2018, 02:05:10 am
wallace would be really good at eating pussy. He can vibrate his head really fast and would probably make a fun invention that would automate a lot of the process.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 21, 2018, 09:53:52 am
wallace would be really good at eating pussy. He can vibrate his head really fast and would probably make a fun invention that would automate a lot of the process.
GirlKisser420, June 21, 2018, 02:05:10 am
the reason why he has time and money for all the inventing he does is because he invented the sybian
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 21, 2018, 10:31:33 am
theres drama happening in the furry community that i kinda wanna know about but im too afraid to ask
krytton, June 20, 2018, 09:20:24 am
hi
ask away and i can probably get you details that aren't surface apparent
Mix, June 20, 2018, 05:53:24 pm
I repeat!
this is for random thoughts not TEASING!!!
Shell Game, June 20, 2018, 09:38:03 am
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on June 21, 2018, 05:51:37 pm
My favorite Spice Girl is Hospice
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 21, 2018, 10:52:39 pm
change.org, but for international treaties
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 22, 2018, 06:50:48 am
snoop_d (https://i.imgur.com/2E3JhKI.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 22, 2018, 09:17:59 pm
Buffalo wings and poutine are probably the world's most perfect foods.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 22, 2018, 10:02:32 pm
Every time Björk sings "Crystalline" I keep hearing Crystal Light and picturing the most bizarre, avant garde commercial
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 22, 2018, 11:32:32 pm
You want to know the greatest video game that will never exist? Metal Gear Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball Revengeance.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on June 23, 2018, 02:57:45 am
Buffalo wings and poutine are probably the world's most perfect foods.
Ninja DPS Sherman Tank, June 22, 2018, 09:17:59 pm
A bar nearby is having a poutine event on Canada Day and I can't wait. Should really track down all the poutine serving places in the city
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on June 24, 2018, 02:31:23 am
is wolverine's dick uncut and if not how does that work with his regeneration
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 24, 2018, 02:47:20 am
is wolverine's dick uncut and if so how does that work with his regeneration
Mix, June 24, 2018, 02:31:23 am
This is an excuse to share one of my favorite comic book panels.
(https://i.redditmedia.com/QIVS99JjvrRb56DHWXzDc9nyLMzv2NJSQsd7ZB4nMb4.jpg?s=fdce0b8717d4a186a8fba6e4948e27d9)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 25, 2018, 11:10:56 am
Why did you try hypnotism twice before trying diet and exercise?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on June 26, 2018, 01:52:12 am
I just heard Toast pop up as the voice of Summer Games Done Quick 2018! Hi Toast!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on June 26, 2018, 12:10:30 pm
A monster girl made of a syrupy ooze is a sweet treat that beats your meat.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 26, 2018, 01:17:18 pm
Hey, friendly question, I'm relistening to old episodes, what the fuck is a marshmallow salad and why was that not questioned further?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 26, 2018, 03:40:16 pm
As cultural mores shifted in the 1960's, the songwriters for The Monkees avoided controversial lyrics by just writing a bunch of nonsense

Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings
Of the bluebird as she sings
The six o'clock alarm would never ring
But it rings and I rise
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes
My shavin' razor's cold and it stings.

Cheer up, sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen
Daydream Believer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 26, 2018, 08:09:49 pm
Squillium from spongebob is a mammal. he has nipples and hair.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on June 26, 2018, 08:48:57 pm
I think "Adventures in Object Permenance" is a great title, but I don't know what for.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on June 26, 2018, 09:41:18 pm
Somehow I didn't find out until today that being taught directly how to read faster by the world's fastest reader was worth mentioning
I just assumed it was a thing he did on the regular, but apparently not
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 26, 2018, 09:59:28 pm
i am the kanye west of my own life. i can live my life the way kanye says. this is awesome
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 26, 2018, 10:30:08 pm
Hey, friendly question, I'm relistening to old episodes, what the fuck is a marshmallow salad and why was that not questioned further?
poooo566, June 26, 2018, 01:17:18 pm

(https://www.meatloafandmelodrama.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fruit2Bsalad.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 26, 2018, 11:07:24 pm
Hey, friendly question, I'm relistening to old episodes, what the fuck is a marshmallow salad and why was that not questioned further?
poooo566, June 26, 2018, 01:17:18 pm

(https://www.meatloafandmelodrama.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fruit2Bsalad.jpg)
Shell Game, June 26, 2018, 10:30:08 pm

There is a marshmallow dessert "salad" made with cool whip, crushed pineapple, green apple, a sort of meringue pie filling made with the pineapple juice, and crushed peanuts.

 I absolutely love it and eat it in my white trash shame closet every 4th of July.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 26, 2018, 11:12:07 pm
im gonna delete all your fuckin posts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 27, 2018, 01:14:47 am
the good guys of reality are the Yakuza
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 27, 2018, 04:21:57 am
the best way to experience time dilation is to listen to the song 'Koi No Mega Lover' by japanese band 'Maximum The Hormone'. there are so many distinct phases to a regular sized song its bizarre to pay any attention to it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 27, 2018, 05:30:16 pm
I would love www.google.it a lot more if it wasn't actually the italian domain for google.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 27, 2018, 07:43:57 pm
Anyone can make a dog shadow puppet, it takes a master to model the knot. Shadow Dragon is proud to present the ne
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on June 28, 2018, 04:11:30 pm
I had to listen to the radio on the drive in today and the local station billing themselves as "The Cutting Edge of Rock" played a lot of the same music they did when I was in high school well over a decade ago. Somone's edge needs sharpening.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on June 30, 2018, 05:35:30 am
I just discovered that I can follow kekeflipnote on twitter (https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote), and I am so happy.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 30, 2018, 04:35:58 pm
I've never understood the use of the word "cyclopean" as an indicator of size. Size is absolutely not the defining feature of a cyclops.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 30, 2018, 04:54:36 pm
I've never understood the use of the word "cyclopean" as an indicator of size. Size is absolutely not the defining feature of a cyclops.
Wrought, June 30, 2018, 04:35:58 pm

It's not their defining characteristic these days, but the cyclopes of Greek mythology were in fact giants in addition to having only one eye.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 30, 2018, 07:30:47 pm
up at CERN, they’re smashing records into each other at mind-boggling speeds in order to find out if there’s any rock band better than the Eagles
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Runic on June 30, 2018, 10:55:22 pm
Sometimes I worry that I am an old now, but today the thought occurred to me that a decade ago, I was literally a teenager. Maybe not so old after all?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 30, 2018, 11:13:17 pm
your old lol
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 01, 2018, 03:10:06 am
yahoo answers has had the same editorial special feature titled "why do so many people get angry about politics" for ages now and everyone's still flooding the site with loaded bait questions about the president. its another thing cementing it as the most pathetic website.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 02, 2018, 12:34:15 am
completely pointless thot of the day thread
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 02, 2018, 01:16:12 am
Sleep is a socialist lie told to keep precious labor away from businesses.
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Post by: A Meat on July 02, 2018, 03:13:23 am
completely spherical thought of the day thread
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 02, 2018, 05:40:34 am
A woman changed her hair color and I had the instinct to tell her I don't like it. I'm glad I'm at a point in my life where I know not to say anything and that this instinct makes me a bad person.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 02, 2018, 04:48:56 pm
"We must secure the existence of Control+Alt+Delete and a future for Ethan McManus' unborn child."

This expression, often used in the fringe corners of internet subculture, is colloquially referred to as the
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 02, 2018, 07:44:26 pm
Today I learned that there's such a thing as Closed Captioned porn. It feels like something that could only exist so that comedians could update their jokes about Braille Playboys (which are also a thing that actually exists, albeit they're articles only).
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 02, 2018, 08:12:32 pm
if it was set today, beavis and butthead would be nazis, but daria would be a communist
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 02, 2018, 08:16:01 pm
beavis and butthead and daria could fundamentally get along, they're both products of the same environment and share a cynical detachment from a broken suburban culture. if they synthesized their humor and critique they could would become incredibly powerful
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Post by: Mix on July 02, 2018, 09:10:19 pm
beavis and butthead and daria could fundamentally get along, they're both products of the same environment and share a cynical detachment from a broken suburban culture. if they synthesized their humor and critique they could would become incredibly powerful
GirlKisser420, July 02, 2018, 08:16:01 pm
i mean, considering daria was originally a secondary character in their show, this technically is canonically proven
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 02, 2018, 10:50:48 pm
beavis and butthead and daria could fundamentally get along, they're both products of the same environment and share a cynical detachment from a broken suburban culture. if they synthesized their humor and critique they could would become incredibly powerful
GirlKisser420, July 02, 2018, 08:16:01 pm
i mean, considering daria was originally a secondary character in their show, this technically is canonically proven
Mix, July 02, 2018, 09:10:19 pm

daria is an antithesis to beavis and butthead, contrasting the fraternal excess and purity of emotion with her intellectual mindset. They have not successfully meshed their similar perspectives on the same society, even if one exists as a reaction to the original. The Dialetic process is still in an emergent stage
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Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on July 03, 2018, 12:50:32 am
Who would win in a bar fight; Ares or Dionysus?
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Post by: Carbon on July 03, 2018, 01:29:29 am
Who would win in a bar fight; Ares or Dionysus?
Spontificus, July 03, 2018, 12:50:32 am
Ares strikes me as an mma bro, so he'd probably go for a takedown and eat shit
So the winner is the spectators
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Post by: Carbon on July 03, 2018, 01:32:44 am
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Spooks, July 02, 2018, 04:48:56 pm

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Post by: Shell Game on July 03, 2018, 02:04:31 am
i just remembered hot toddies are the perfect excuse to drink while sick
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Post by: krytton on July 03, 2018, 02:30:48 am
5XL? what the hell???
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 03, 2018, 06:39:31 am
I was on the bus and suddenly thought "Oh, shit, I used two WORDS too many!" and then spent 8 hours at work, sweating bullets, praying furiously to God that "Please, Lord, please nobody call me out on not delivering my 14/88 joke on the snark, internet forum with enough rigor and conviction, please nobody catch that I half-assed it before I have a chance to get back home and set things right, if anybody did that, Lord, me flubbing the delivery of the 'nazi-hate-symbol-plus-internet-web-comic-by-a-guy-who-sent-dick-pics-to-a-minor' joke would certainly reflect badly on my character, Lord."

Phew. Sometimes, I'm glad I have the were-withall and mental fortitude to know what a fox paw is, so that I don't come off sounding like a idiot.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 03, 2018, 07:56:59 am
Wait, the cat president is actually cat king of earth?!
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 03, 2018, 11:35:27 am
Put a holiday in the middle of a week and you're expecting some sort of productivity?
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 03, 2018, 01:50:07 pm
i just remembered hot toddies are the perfect excuse to drink while sick
Shell Game, July 03, 2018, 02:04:31 am

You're welcome. My work here is done.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 03, 2018, 02:47:15 pm
I have spent a year on ballp.it and it's already been better than the 3-4 years I spent on Something Awful.
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Post by: Shell Game on July 04, 2018, 11:24:51 pm
This title significantly expanded upon the gameplay of Antarctic Adventure by most notably adding a greater variety of stages and enemies and RPG elements: boss fights, purchasable items, and several mini-games. Items can be purchased through three different fisherman, in exchange for fish, that give Penta new abilities. One of the items that can be bought is a gun, which reflects the characterization Pentarou (Penta's son) will be given in his appearances in the Parodius series. Level design and variety has increased from Antarctic Adventure; there are forest levels, ice levels, water-based levels, caves, and even some outer-space bonus levels.[3] There are several shortcuts, usually hidden underneath holes (which are typically harmful hazards) in the game, that allow the player to go on almost completely different paths. The game also featured multiple endings, with the hidden good ending available when the player pauses the game a certain number of times.[4] In the bad ending, the princess dies, while in the good ending, she lives, an idea that Kojima would later use again in Metal Gear Solid and, to an extent, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.[5]
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 05, 2018, 04:07:48 am
its only a matter of time until making docs for this podcast gives me a weird fetish, probably clown-related.
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Post by: A Meat on July 05, 2018, 05:50:43 am
its only a matter of time until making docs for this podcast gives me a weird fetish, probably clown-related.
GirlKisser420, July 05, 2018, 04:07:48 am

wait, making docs isn't your fetish?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 05, 2018, 06:12:58 am
its impossible to not be raging hard when reading bimboland, but aside from that no
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 05, 2018, 07:31:07 am
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

DDLG Hell is the Tumblr ecosystem-specific form of the general concept Co-dependency Hell.
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Post by: krytton on July 05, 2018, 07:31:36 am
ive already had type b fetish which innoculates me from type a fetish, which is the permanent version. now to log back on to bigballoonybreasts.info to see whats been posted in the last three hours
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Post by: Wrought on July 06, 2018, 09:23:35 am
Interpretation of art is art
Video games are art
Playing a video game is interpretation
Gaming is an art form
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 06, 2018, 11:32:32 am
And I don't want no cuck
A cuck is a guy that don't get no love from me
Sittin' off to the side
That's by design
While this guy is fucking me
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 06, 2018, 03:58:17 pm
infinity war would've ruled if when thanos snapped his fingers he got obliterated too like a dipshit, alexa post on ballpit
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 06, 2018, 04:33:03 pm
Today at work I met a woman named Dee Sember.
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Post by: DetectiveSlowpoke on July 08, 2018, 01:53:36 am
What if burger, but burrito??
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Post by: Mix on July 08, 2018, 10:37:55 am
don't fuck the warframe hot
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 08, 2018, 06:34:50 pm
the film "Van Helsing" is probably better than we all remember. It condenses the standard crossover formula into a single film rather than a bloated series and has a repeater crossbow
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 08, 2018, 10:41:02 pm
When you add lemongrass extract to coconut oil, it just smells like fruit loops.
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Post by: Eider Duck on July 09, 2018, 02:03:55 pm
Better bread then dead
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Post by: A Meat on July 09, 2018, 02:49:09 pm
Better bread then dead
Eider Duck, July 09, 2018, 02:03:55 pm
as someone who is currently switching to gluten-free due to celiac, bread is dead
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Post by: Eider Duck on July 09, 2018, 03:10:46 pm
Better bread then dead
Eider Duck, July 09, 2018, 02:03:55 pm
as someone who is currently switching to gluten-free due to celiac, bread is dead
A Meat, July 09, 2018, 02:49:09 pm

"Better gluten-free bread then dead" doesn't quite have the same ring to it, sadly. Maybe "Better lettuce wraps then mummy wraps"?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 09, 2018, 04:00:17 pm
Better bread then dead
Eider Duck, July 09, 2018, 02:03:55 pm
as someone who is currently switching to gluten-free due to celiac, bread is dead
A Meat, July 09, 2018, 02:49:09 pm

"Better gluten-free bread then dead" doesn't quite have the same ring to it, sadly. Maybe "Better lettuce wraps then mummy wraps"?
Eider Duck, July 09, 2018, 03:10:46 pm

Better gluten-free than tootin' brie?
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 09, 2018, 11:19:03 pm
Better dead than celiac’s imo. I love bread
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 10, 2018, 04:03:51 pm
I thought the only person who could gaslight me was myself... but now I'm not so sure.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 10, 2018, 05:39:21 pm
so i turned in one of my writing commissions (about 1000 words) a month or so ago and the client just got back to me. they said it was great, that i captured what i wanted perfectly, and it was seriously, seriously, good, and that i should consider writing a novel because my quality was excellent. then they gave me $10.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 10, 2018, 11:01:56 pm
the goys are back in clown
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 11, 2018, 12:41:54 am
Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???
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Post by: A Meat on July 11, 2018, 12:43:59 am
Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???
Jackal Flapnasty, July 11, 2018, 12:41:54 am
Can't believe you forgot about the urethra
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 11, 2018, 01:30:25 am
Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???
Jackal Flapnasty, July 11, 2018, 12:41:54 am
Peehole: consent, sanitary equipment, medical professional
Cervix: consent, sanatary equipment, medical, you know what just forget it.
(I had planned on adding it but forgot)
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 11, 2018, 01:32:35 am
Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???
Jackal Flapnasty, July 11, 2018, 12:41:54 am
Can't believe you forgot about the urethra
A Meat, July 11, 2018, 12:43:59 am

Sounds like a bad time to me
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 11, 2018, 03:48:20 am
under socialism we will find bigfoot
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Post by: Turtle on July 11, 2018, 09:37:14 am
Holes (2003): consent, Shia LaBeouf (possibly evil twin)
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 11, 2018, 10:17:58 am
I wish I could remember who's phone number I saved to contacts under the moniker "Ass Clown."
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Post by: Shell Game on July 11, 2018, 10:24:14 am
I wish I could remember who's phone number I saved to contacts under the moniker "Ass Clown."
Jackal Flapnasty, July 11, 2018, 10:17:58 am
probably someone not worth remembering?
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Post by: A Meat on July 11, 2018, 11:05:01 am
I wish I could remember who's phone number I saved to contacts under the moniker "Ass Clown."
Jackal Flapnasty, July 11, 2018, 10:17:58 am
I hope Ass is short for assistant
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 11, 2018, 11:29:22 am
All the people with abusive names in my phone are my brother.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 11, 2018, 03:58:55 pm
threatening to kill the president is a very funny joke, so what if late night monologues were just that

hey ed i'll tell you something about that president of ours
"what is it johnny"
this president donald j trump is so fucking dead.
"how dead is he"
he's so fucking dead that i have an AR15 and i'm going to unload it into his fucking chest in the oval office on august 6th
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 11, 2018, 04:14:21 pm
threatening to kill the president is a very funny joke, so what if late night monologues were just that

hey ed i'll tell you something about that president of ours
"what is it johnny"
this president donald j trump is so fucking dead.
"how dead is he"
he's so fucking dead that i have an AR15 and i'm going to unload it into his fucking chest in the oval office on august 6th
chai tea latte, July 11, 2018, 03:58:55 pm
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 11, 2018, 04:30:17 pm
Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???
Jackal Flapnasty, July 11, 2018, 12:41:54 am
Can't believe you forgot about the urethra
A Meat, July 11, 2018, 12:43:59 am

ARMPIT: CHEESECAKE
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Post by: Carbon on July 12, 2018, 12:41:29 am
New pokemon, Cilanthrow, Grass/Fighting. Evolves into Oringeno, then into Throwsmary.
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Post by: Wrought on July 12, 2018, 08:46:01 am
I would have gone with Orrejudo personally
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Post by: Carbon on July 12, 2018, 10:39:38 am
I would have gone with Orrejudo personally
Wrought, July 12, 2018, 08:46:01 am

But I'm glad I didn't because Oringen (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringen)o is much much better.
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Post by: Mix on July 12, 2018, 02:05:51 pm
Do you think there's someone out there who thinks they have a system/headmates but it's literally just every single love live girl in his head
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 12, 2018, 03:35:19 pm
Doesn't really deserve its own thread, but this place seems a decent enough fit. I need help with identifying "locations" mentioned in the podcast for a thing that may or may not happen (I have a horrible track record).  The only ones that immediately come to mind are: Bimboland, Malatora, the astral plane, Urth, and Bizzarro Greenland. Doesn't have to be a real place, or even identified as a country, just a place.
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Post by: ikaribattousai on July 12, 2018, 03:41:40 pm
No matter what you're upset about, you can always rely on the fact that someone on the internet is eager to tell you how what you're upset about is actually unimportant and you should feel bad about being upset.
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Post by: A Meat on July 12, 2018, 04:01:13 pm
Doesn't really deserve its own thread, but this place seems a decent enough fit. I need help with identifying "locations" mentioned in the podcast for a thing that may or may not happen (I have a horrible track record).  The only ones that immediately come to mind are: Bimboland, Malatora, the astral plane, Urth, and Bizzarro Greenland. Doesn't have to be a real place, or even identified as a country, just a place.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, July 12, 2018, 03:35:19 pm
Well Known Foodplace
clown college
concave earth? or at least the literal glass ceiling, also mars
WikiHow
Gathering of the Juggalos
the few fake(?) places in san diego John Kitchin mentioned as being where the Jewish and Mormon mafia are located
huge banana forest
volcano, waterfall
Gamestop
Great Britain
all the fucking fake places Dozerfleet invented
Antarctica, where that one dude is in 50 unbreakable g-strings and has shampoo and icy-hot shoved up his ass or something
Clips4Sale
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Post by: Wrought on July 12, 2018, 04:10:55 pm
Doesn't really deserve its own thread, but this place seems a decent enough fit. I need help with identifying "locations" mentioned in the podcast for a thing that may or may not happen (I have a horrible track record).  The only ones that immediately come to mind are: Bimboland, Malatora, the astral plane, Urth, and Bizzarro Greenland. Doesn't have to be a real place, or even identified as a country, just a place.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, July 12, 2018, 03:35:19 pm
The Boobette Country
The Cold Chili's
Gamestop (not always right)
Grumpy's
A Well Known Food Place
The Cursed Land, Britain
There's probably a bunch in that united nations game episode as well, but if you only want one you could go with HUSWYAEEEEE
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Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on July 12, 2018, 08:40:04 pm
Does Football Congress have its own Football Capitol Building?
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 13, 2018, 08:07:32 am
My colleague has been taken out for corporate hospitality stuff at least one afternoon a week since the beginning of June.

How do I get a job like that?
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Post by: Liatai on July 13, 2018, 09:31:28 am
Doesn't really deserve its own thread, but this place seems a decent enough fit. I need help with identifying "locations" mentioned in the podcast for a thing that may or may not happen (I have a horrible track record).  The only ones that immediately come to mind are: Bimboland, Malatora, the astral plane, Urth, and Bizzarro Greenland. Doesn't have to be a real place, or even identified as a country, just a place.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, July 12, 2018, 03:35:19 pm

Finland (here there be Montriths)
Shoulder-Riding-adonia
THHHHEEEEE WIIIIZZZAAARRRD FOOOORUUUUUMS!
wikiHow Intervention Lounge
Wawa
The Giant Ball of Twine
The child-free-hardcore supervillain lairs
Places The Devil Is In (everywhere)
The Mealitary
Vapor-High-Zers, the weed restaurant
The Waterfalls and Volcanoes of BabyMimi
The Building of the Internets, from which the Beatles stole the Internet
Louisville, Kentucky
Rob the Parrot's computer desk/perch of answers
The World of Dragon Dildos, where the Chin-Waddle Man is king
The farting sasquatch circle in Hawaii visited by Joan Ocean
The sasquatch colony which wrote to Joan Ocean
The cruise ship where a badly-written gangbang took place
SpectrumX's Hell
Various mud pits (tidal and river)
Patrick82's audiophilia den (Close the door, you're VIBRATING)
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 13, 2018, 12:35:41 pm
how has deadmau5 not said the n word yet
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Post by: ikaribattousai on July 13, 2018, 01:30:02 pm
Workout supplements are only better than home gym equipment because they're a lot easier to throw out when you finally own up to the fact that you're never going to use them.
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Post by: Wrought on July 13, 2018, 04:36:11 pm
how has deadmau5 not said the n word yet
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, July 13, 2018, 12:35:41 pm
the mouth doesn't move it's just a mask
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Post by: Eider Duck on July 13, 2018, 04:44:24 pm
Workout supplements are only better than home gym equipment because they're a lot easier to throw out when you finally own up to the fact that you're never going to use them.
ikaribattousai, July 13, 2018, 01:30:02 pm

And you end up pissing out all the excess protein anyway, which is good. I'd rather not piss out a dumbbell
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 14, 2018, 08:47:53 am
Indiana is just chock full of combo gun stores - come on down to Guns and Pontoons! Get a boat, a glock and go fuck those fish right up
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Post by: Cheapskate on July 14, 2018, 09:20:36 am
Doesn't really deserve its own thread, but this place seems a decent enough fit. I need help with identifying "locations" mentioned in the podcast for a thing that may or may not happen (I have a horrible track record).  The only ones that immediately come to mind are: Bimboland, Malatora, the astral plane, Urth, and Bizzarro Greenland. Doesn't have to be a real place, or even identified as a country, just a place.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, July 12, 2018, 03:35:19 pm

The Don Haskins Sports Center in El Paso
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Post by: Lemon on July 14, 2018, 09:31:17 am
Doesn't really deserve its own thread, but this place seems a decent enough fit. I need help with identifying "locations" mentioned in the podcast for a thing that may or may not happen (I have a horrible track record).  The only ones that immediately come to mind are: Bimboland, Malatora, the astral plane, Urth, and Bizzarro Greenland. Doesn't have to be a real place, or even identified as a country, just a place.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, July 12, 2018, 03:35:19 pm

The Detention Bunk
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Post by: Mix on July 14, 2018, 10:20:53 am
Doesn't really deserve its own thread, but this place seems a decent enough fit. I need help with identifying "locations" mentioned in the podcast for a thing that may or may not happen (I have a horrible track record).  The only ones that immediately come to mind are: Bimboland, Malatora, the astral plane, Urth, and Bizzarro Greenland. Doesn't have to be a real place, or even identified as a country, just a place.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, July 12, 2018, 03:35:19 pm

The Shitty Baby Clothes Store
The Rude Boy Planet
Experience Project
600 Episodes In The Future?
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Post by: Shigan on July 14, 2018, 11:02:55 am
(https://i.imgur.com/20JiyAs.jpg)

All the locations you'll ever need
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 14, 2018, 11:04:09 am
The Well Known Food Place.
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Post by: A Meat on July 14, 2018, 04:45:06 pm
revolutionary new soccer ideas inspired by the world cup:
soccer CCG
turn-based fusball
soccer but with 4 teams
soccer but all the players' hands are tied behind their backs
soccer but instead of extra time or penalties as a tie breaker, you just progressively add more and more balls into play
same but it's the teams playing adding more players to the field instead
soccer but the goalkeeper has a chair for when the game is really one-sided
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 14, 2018, 04:53:30 pm
Soccer but arkanoid
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Post by: adamthephantump on July 14, 2018, 06:02:58 pm
Soccer but arkanoid
Spooks, July 14, 2018, 04:53:30 pm
Soccernoid
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on July 15, 2018, 12:05:35 am
watch out for hokkaido mountain leeches
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 16, 2018, 03:31:59 am
I still don't know who Grimes is, except that she dates Elon Musk.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 16, 2018, 11:47:04 am
I still don't know who Grimes is, except that she dates Elon Musk.
Sherman has The Penis to satisfy The Tank!, July 16, 2018, 03:31:59 am
she made a bangin album about Dune and then a series of bad decisions
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 16, 2018, 12:13:06 pm
she got invited to play a set at the boiler room and proceeded to play We Like To Party and All I Want For Christmas Is You from an ipod, so, like, she rules in all honesty
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Post by: Sauce on July 17, 2018, 06:49:19 am
I've decided that the first major project I'm doing when I have a workshop again is going to be a hand engraved rendering of loss.jpg.
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Post by: Mix on July 18, 2018, 09:39:00 am
A podcast where the hosts livewatch all of Bleach
named Tite Pods
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 19, 2018, 05:44:18 pm
Minimalist Ed Hardy t shirt. It's like the Calvin Klein ck shirt but it says EH
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Post by: krytton on July 19, 2018, 07:04:32 pm
any word ending with izer is a kickass roller coaster name

are you ready to ride the sterilizer???
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 19, 2018, 07:54:01 pm
Piss fetishes are a catch 22. If you've got a hardon it's really hard to piss, so if you're aroused you can't piss on someone. but if you go to piss on someone you get aroused.


Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 19, 2018, 08:11:55 pm
feet fetishes. toe suckers. watch lovers. where are the hand fetishizers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 19, 2018, 08:24:18 pm
feet fetishes. toe suckers. watch lovers. where are the hand fetishizers.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, July 19, 2018, 08:11:55 pm

hand fetish stuff is pretty common but for whatever reason the forums are always locked down like fort Knox. one day they'll let their guard down
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 19, 2018, 10:13:56 pm
Joel Hardy The Phantasmagoric Speed Star
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 19, 2018, 10:34:38 pm
feet fetishes. toe suckers. watch lovers. where are the hand fetishizers.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, July 19, 2018, 08:11:55 pm

hand fetish stuff is pretty common but for whatever reason the forums are always locked down like fort Knox. one day they'll let their guard down
GirlKisser420, July 19, 2018, 08:24:18 pm
you haven't tried to infiltrate yet with your camouflage moniker "HandKisser420"?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on July 19, 2018, 10:36:58 pm
are there assed chaps?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on July 19, 2018, 11:45:16 pm
feet fetishes. toe suckers. watch lovers. where are the hand fetishizers.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, July 19, 2018, 08:11:55 pm

hand fetish stuff is pretty common but for whatever reason the forums are always locked down like fort Knox. one day they'll let their guard down
GirlKisser420, July 19, 2018, 08:24:18 pm
you haven't tried to infiltrate yet with your camouflage moniker "HandKisser420"?
Shell Game, July 19, 2018, 10:34:38 pm
the_episode_of_Seinfeld_where_George_becomes_a_hand_model_6969
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 20, 2018, 02:03:48 am
feet fetishes. toe suckers. watch lovers. where are the hand fetishizers.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, July 19, 2018, 08:11:55 pm

hand fetish stuff is pretty common but for whatever reason the forums are always locked down like fort Knox. one day they'll let their guard down
GirlKisser420, July 19, 2018, 08:24:18 pm
you haven't tried to infiltrate yet with your camouflage moniker "HandKisser420"?
Shell Game, July 19, 2018, 10:34:38 pm

I don't really like going past too much resistance for content mining, it feels like a breach of privacy. Anything bigger than registering an account is a little much for me to feel comfortable
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 20, 2018, 02:16:27 am
i moved to a different room in my house and the internet connection is better. this is going to be like vegeta ending his training in super-gravity for my posting/gaming
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 20, 2018, 06:52:49 am
the only practical application for a vape is to mod it so whenever you take a hit it plays a slide whistle sound
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 20, 2018, 04:10:36 pm
I'm really late but grimes has made many many banging tunes, and also dated a historic fuckwit.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 21, 2018, 12:28:29 am
i moved to a different room in my house and the internet connection is better. this is going to be like vegeta ending his training in super-gravity for my posting/gaming
GirlKisser420, July 20, 2018, 02:16:27 am
Can I call you Super-GirlKisser420?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 21, 2018, 07:29:42 am
The evil game developer Hideous Kojima,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on July 21, 2018, 09:36:02 am
The advertising banner for a vape company, called Vaping Monkey, on an empty Baskin Robins has started to fall off and subsequently now reads as “Baskin Monkey”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 21, 2018, 10:12:00 am
The evil game developer Hideous Kojima,
GirlKisser420, July 21, 2018, 07:29:42 am
Konami cloned Hideous Kojima from some skin cells Hideo Kojima left at his desk when he left Konami. He's a malformed abomination and he developed Metal Gear Survive all by himself.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on July 21, 2018, 10:14:19 am
The evil game developer Hideous Kojima,
GirlKisser420, July 21, 2018, 07:29:42 am
Konami cloned Hideous Kojima from some skin cells Hideo Kojima left at his desk when he left Konami. He's a malformed abomination and he developed Metal Gear Survive all by himself.
Wrought, July 21, 2018, 10:12:00 am

Based on everything I've heard about Konami's corporate culture, it wouldn't take much to convince me that this is what really happened.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 21, 2018, 10:27:26 am
Konami executives: we need to figure out the direction of the company now that our biggest game developer has gone
Hideous Kojima: mmmMM WAAANT MAKE PA-CHIN-KO
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 21, 2018, 06:40:46 pm
hideo meets Grimes, Hideous meets Elon Musk
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 21, 2018, 06:52:18 pm
hideous kojima unfurls from the dark corners of my room, my attention consumed by porn of Quiet the sexy sniper. His bony fingers stretch across my mouth and eyeballs. he grazes past my ear and whispers "you shall be ashamed of your words and deeds"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 21, 2018, 08:37:48 pm
Jackie Chan disowned his son because of his weed smoking, which is a great illustration of different cultural mores in China vis a vis the West, but also it's a great setup for a kung fu stoner comedy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 22, 2018, 01:36:29 am
Jackie Chan disowned his son because of his weed smoking, which is a great illustration of different cultural mores in China vis a vis the West, but also it's a great setup for a kung fu stoner comedy
chai tea latte, July 21, 2018, 08:37:48 pm
Fuck, thats good
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 22, 2018, 11:21:32 am
ok. today is my birthday. the secret is out. do what you will.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 22, 2018, 11:22:38 am
ok. today is my birthday. the secret is out. do what you will.
Shell Game, July 22, 2018, 11:21:32 am
I will wish you a "Happy Birthday"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 23, 2018, 01:02:01 pm
I wonder how many people there are who think Halsey's version of "I Walk The Line" is the best.
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Post by: Shigan on July 23, 2018, 02:11:47 pm
Now to find a forum about this... (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brit%20Fetish)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 23, 2018, 11:05:41 pm
got chicken dinner in pubg while chatting to a girl on okcupid. perhaps I am the ultimate alpha male
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 24, 2018, 12:09:10 am
ok. today is my birthday. the secret is out. do what you will.
Shell Game, July 22, 2018, 11:21:32 am
I will wish you a "Happy Birthday"
AgentCoop, July 22, 2018, 11:22:38 am
alright then

i accept my fate
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 24, 2018, 10:22:52 am
i thought of something to post here today but then i forgot so boy howdy yall really dodged a bullet there
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 24, 2018, 11:27:25 am
i thought of something to post here today but then i forgot so boy howdy yall really dodged a bullet there
krytton, July 24, 2018, 10:22:52 am
this is me every day
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 24, 2018, 04:29:32 pm
Broke: I don't need an editor.
Woke: In my self-insert, 500 page novelization of the "Oh, Fudge" Keebler Cookies commercial from 1980, the main character, me, godmodes the spelling of his memoir so hard that his editor cannot help but bow in reverence 'fore the first manuscript. "O' fudge, o' fudge", cavorting 'round the sacred object goes he, "'Tis perfect, I cannot make it any better!" The tumultuous, heavenly spheres have so aligned that this prophetic work and the book you are enjoying now, dear reader, have clinked into lockstep, completely parallel between the realms of make-believe and truth. What sits before you, then, is a negative imprint of a text so radiant, it could only exist in the realm of platonic ideals. You may screw your face up when encountering these so-called "spelling and grammatical errors", but know this... they are the Ying to a hidden Yang, an unspeakable gospel so steeped in precious fudge, that no mere mortal could ever hope to comprehend it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on July 24, 2018, 04:31:57 pm
Broke: I don't need an editor.
Woke: In my self-insert, 500 page novelization of the "Oh, Fudge" Keebler Cookies commercial from 1980, the main character, me, godmodes the spelling of his memoir so hard that his editor cannot help but bow in reverence 'fore the first manuscript. "O' fudge, o' fudge", cavorting 'round the sacred object goes he, "'Tis perfect, I cannot make it any better!" The tumultuous, heavenly spheres have so aligned that this prophetic work and the book you are enjoying now, dear reader, have clinked into lockstep, completely parallel between the realms of make-believe and truth. What sits before you, then, is a negative imprint of a text so radiant, it could only exist in the realm of platonic ideals. You may screw your face up when encountering these so-called "spelling and grammatical errors", but know this... they are the Ying to a hidden Yang, an unspeakable gospel so steeped in precious fudge, that no mere mortal could ever hope to comprehend it.
Spooks, July 24, 2018, 04:29:32 pm

Don't spoil the sequel to ready player one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 24, 2018, 08:29:47 pm
Dating sim mixed with cooking game. You make the anime girls food then you have sex with them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 24, 2018, 11:36:01 pm
a hipster version of Hooters called Horny on Main
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 25, 2018, 03:06:02 am
a subscription streaming service for porn. nutflix
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on July 25, 2018, 08:11:19 am
Yo but for Tronc.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 25, 2018, 08:09:41 pm
You're not actually into pegging, pegging is actually into you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 25, 2018, 10:45:50 pm
half sure western digital is gonna fuck me on this hard drive warranty
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 26, 2018, 07:16:48 am
I have yet to find a sex shop that has a mascot called Peggy The Butt Plug.
This is a tremendous oversight.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 26, 2018, 08:32:29 am
Why do people think that "tropes" are good ways of understanding media or storytelling devices when they range from "something in the beginning that gets used by the end" to "something in the beginning that doesn't get used by the end"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 26, 2018, 09:09:58 am
Why do people think that "tropes" are good ways of understanding media or storytelling devices when they range from "something in the beginning that gets used by the end" to "something in the beginning that doesn't get used by the end"
Wrought, July 26, 2018, 08:32:29 am
people don't, tropers do
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 26, 2018, 09:19:54 am
This troper has rejected your limiting definition of "human", and subsists entirely off of spite and hatred in the darkest depths of the world
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 26, 2018, 11:29:13 am
This troper has rejected your limiting definition of "human", and subsists entirely off of spite and hatred in the darkest depths of the world
Wrought, July 26, 2018, 09:19:54 am
a regular Knight in Sour Armor
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 26, 2018, 12:46:22 pm
I've said a lot of horrible things about the District Line recently. I regret all that. I don't care that it will stop in a tunnel for ten minutes with no announcements and make me late for work. It's spacious and air conditioned. If ten minutes in a tunnel means I get ten more minutes in its bright, climate controlled carriages, that's good enough for me.

The Northern Line might reliably pick me up in the same place at the same time every single day without issue, but it's also trying to literally cook me alive.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 26, 2018, 11:53:27 pm
Forrest Gump did Iran Contra after all the other stuff but the cia covered it up
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 27, 2018, 08:50:27 pm
I've done a lot of thinking, reading about ADHD, looking at mountainous forests and packed, vibrant cities over the last two weeks. This isn't how I thought my trip would end (in fact it ended far better), and I might have come close to my hope aka drunk tweet before leaving. It's the evening before flying home, so I hope you'll all pardon some real dork-ass navel gazing.

I've spent a good part of my life trying to shape myself into the right person: someone my parents would be proud of, that teachers would like, that would be a person people wanted as a friend. I've been called abrasive, tactless, loud, annoying, judgemental, etc. After going too far one way, I looked back and realized I didn't know who the fuck I actually was. Every part of me had been stripped away and buried, leaving someone just so empty of experience and personality.

So I threw myself into the other direction. Tried to embrace my flaws, find a way to make them fit into my environment, draw more, do more, be more than I was. And that kinda failed too.

As I was reading Focus Forward, a book about managing emotional turmoil and sensitivity from ADHD, he mentioned changing the context would help regulate the emotions. And it was sort of an epiphany. It's not impossible, but terribly difficult to change who we are by force. We are not clay, to be pushed and shaped into the right person. But, in the right place, with the right people, those forces can gently guide you and reinforce your better parts.

I've only one other obligation to finish in Michigan, then I can finally go. It won't be easy, and I'm sure to fuck up a lot, but it'll finally give me a chance to be more than what my work, my friends, and even my family have come to see me as.

Also fucking real minimum wage like yesterday, universal healthcare and a fucking national vacation time standard because everyone deserves to spend time getting up in their own existential business.

And day drink. (Same thing, really)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on July 27, 2018, 10:45:10 pm
and if you want to have existential navel gazing you should go to BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL PIT

sanguinary - you're one of my favorite posters on this forum (Guest is number one, of course). i'm really glad you got to take this trip, because you got to do and see fun shit, and also realize that michigan doesn't really hold that much for you anymore. keep on growin like you have been. you rule.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 27, 2018, 10:53:32 pm
and if you want to have existential navel gazing you should go to BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL PIT

sanguinary - you're one of my favorite posters on this forum (Guest is number one, of course). i'm really glad you got to take this trip, because you got to do and see fun shit, and also realize that michigan doesn't really hold that much for you anymore. keep on growin like you have been. you rule.
jack chick, July 27, 2018, 10:45:10 pm

You're supposed to post these sort of things in the drunk thread haha

Thank you ;_;
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Post by: krytton on July 28, 2018, 08:25:25 am
the thinking emoji has really come in to its own recently. proud of that kid :')
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 28, 2018, 01:07:07 pm
and if you want to have existential navel gazing you should go to BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL PIT

sanguinary - you're one of my favorite posters on this forum (Guest is number one, of course). i'm really glad you got to take this trip, because you got to do and see fun shit, and also realize that michigan doesn't really hold that much for you anymore. keep on growin like you have been. you rule.
jack chick, July 27, 2018, 10:45:10 pm
i'm fully aware of the tag, but i choose to believe i am number one
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 29, 2018, 03:04:28 am
Yeah, dude, don't you know? Shakespeare didn't write any of his plays, it was all Chamillionaire
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 29, 2018, 07:51:40 am
Yeah, ok, but what's the thickest duck on record?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on July 29, 2018, 04:58:46 pm
And now, an incomplete list of Rocket From The Crypt songs that get stuck in my head...

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 29, 2018, 10:16:13 pm
i find myself increasingly cynical about nostalgia. these its hard for me to ignore the troubling politics of the things i enjoyed as a child - and the people who make them. that said i want that fucken lego hogwarts set
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on July 30, 2018, 11:48:05 am
Sub Pérignon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 30, 2018, 12:20:52 pm
Sub Pérignon
My username is Shigan and I'm here to say, July 30, 2018, 11:48:05 am

Dom Kinkote
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 30, 2018, 11:19:25 pm
in monopoly if youre caught in the wrong place at the wrong time you are imprisoned and publically embarrassed in a huge scandal, only to quietly and legally slip out just a few days later with no long term consequences
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 31, 2018, 01:23:22 am
Sub Pérignon
My username is Shigan and I'm here to say, July 30, 2018, 11:48:05 am

Dom Kinkote
Spooks, July 30, 2018, 12:20:52 pm
Mister Gorbachev, poz this neg ass!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 31, 2018, 02:05:08 am
in monopoly if youre caught in the wrong place at the wrong time you are imprisoned and publically embarrassed in a huge scandal, only to quietly and legally slip out just a few days later with no long term consequences
krytton, July 30, 2018, 11:19:25 pm
I can't say for certain that the Jail space was part of Lizzie Maggie's design, but I suspect it was intended to be a comment on relatively consequence free lives of white collar criminals.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 31, 2018, 07:25:17 pm
There are few better ways to waste a summer afternoon than going to a baseball game.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 31, 2018, 09:30:15 pm
there are not nearly enough donuts in my life
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 31, 2018, 10:04:12 pm
There are few better ways to waste a summer afternoon than going to a baseball game.
Sherman Tank East: That's What You Get, July 31, 2018, 07:25:17 pm
Hell yeah brother fuck the mets
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on August 01, 2018, 11:56:17 pm
ought aught ought should
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 02, 2018, 09:53:55 am
ought aught ought should
Carbon, August 01, 2018, 11:56:17 pm
Hood
Food
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 03, 2018, 02:26:27 pm
how many homestucks are hiding amongst my coworkers
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 03, 2018, 05:28:55 pm
i refuse to believe mork and mindy was a real fuckin show
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 03, 2018, 05:50:58 pm
i refuse to believe mork and mindy was a real fuckin show
krytton, August 03, 2018, 05:28:55 pm
nanu nanu?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 03, 2018, 09:16:30 pm
i refuse to believe mork and mindy was a real fuckin show
krytton, August 03, 2018, 05:28:55 pm
nanu nanu?
Shell Game, August 03, 2018, 05:50:58 pm
nanu fuck you
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 04, 2018, 05:46:56 am
the REM member with the highest confirmed kill count is Michael Snipe
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on August 04, 2018, 01:40:53 pm
the REM member with the highest confirmed kill count is Michael Snipe
GirlKisser420, August 04, 2018, 05:46:56 am

also the most hunted one
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 04, 2018, 01:49:53 pm
An AU where the only difference is that Corey Taylor and Corey Feldman are swapped.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 04, 2018, 02:14:23 pm
My mother asked me what Fortnite was.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on August 04, 2018, 02:22:53 pm
My mother asked me what Fortnite was.
moooo566, August 04, 2018, 02:14:23 pm

my dad called me to laugh at people who pay for coaching in Fortnite
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 04, 2018, 02:28:43 pm
My mom called me to tell me I was going to be late for my job coaching fortnite
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 04, 2018, 02:33:48 pm
My legal guardians are both fortnite characters and they are constantly taunting me with devilishly clever dances
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on August 04, 2018, 03:21:02 pm
Off-brand corn chip name idea: Junji Itos
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 04, 2018, 08:39:20 pm
I finally understand why there are whole resume writing services, because I've now reached the stage where I don't feel qualified to do the job I have currently and am considering going back to McDonalds.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 04, 2018, 08:52:52 pm
Romance of the Three Klingons
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 06, 2018, 03:51:40 pm
Its fucked up that people with vasectomies can still cum.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 06, 2018, 11:13:40 pm
Its fucked up that people with vasectomies can still cum.
GirlKisser420, August 06, 2018, 03:51:40 pm

What is it called when a sissy gets a his vas deferens cut? 

NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 07, 2018, 06:54:12 am
Its fucked up that people with vasectomies can still cum.
GirlKisser420, August 06, 2018, 03:51:40 pm

What is it called when a sissy gets a his vas deferens cut? 

NSFW content. Click to show.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, August 06, 2018, 11:13:40 pm
german accent voice: Vas is cummies?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 07, 2018, 10:49:36 am
One of the perks of my job is I get to over see the destruction of all the returned Alexas that have developed a taste for blood.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 07, 2018, 08:42:20 pm
Heralding the death of western monoculture by jizzing on a wax statue of Dave Coulier.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 08, 2018, 11:11:31 am
someday soon I'm marking all fplus episodes as unplayed and going through them all again
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Peartee on August 09, 2018, 03:54:54 am
I'm starting to feel working on the layout of this digital canvas print straight for over a week from home surrounded by only my lizards (and insects I guess) will be my 'Makes Jack a Dull Boy' moment.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 09, 2018, 04:53:58 am
team america world police is a real strange movie because half of it is a fairly decent satire of american right wing media and international politics and the other half is impersonations of actors going "I agree with the thesis of the film's other half. also I'm a gay pussy"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 09, 2018, 05:27:48 pm
Cover letters are a punishing social contract that no one on either side wants anymore, but cannot abandon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 09, 2018, 05:38:18 pm
Cover letters are a punishing social contract that no one on either side wants anymore, but cannot abandon
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, August 09, 2018, 05:27:48 pm
I CAN'T BULB INFINITE TIMES. [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 10, 2018, 10:04:21 am
My co-worker has just admitted to the entire office that in the live action Beauty and the Beast remake, she finds the Beast more attractive than the human.

"Something about the horns"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 10, 2018, 09:42:07 pm
I was trying to drunkenly commune with my fellow drunk white lady by looking up classic Sandra Lee videos, but I guess there is a Dr. Sandra Lee that pops pimples and other gross shit and now I'm very upset.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 11, 2018, 12:30:10 am
are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
cat_examiner, August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
Octopus.
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Post by: Spenny on August 11, 2018, 05:21:03 pm
are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
cat_examiner, August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
Octopus.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 11, 2018, 12:30:10 am

What about mammals?
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 11, 2018, 05:42:54 pm
are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
cat_examiner, August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
Octopus.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 11, 2018, 12:30:10 am

What about mammals?
Spenny, August 11, 2018, 05:21:03 pm
Given the characteristics that define mammals as a class of animals it's very unlikely.

Or is this a riddle? In that case, the answer is my cat when he's sniffing his own ball sack.
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Post by: cat_examiner on August 11, 2018, 09:38:57 pm
are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
cat_examiner, August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
Octopus.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 11, 2018, 12:30:10 am

What about mammals?
Spenny, August 11, 2018, 05:21:03 pm
Given the characteristics that define mammals as a class of animals it's very unlikely.

Or is this a riddle? In that case, the answer is my cat when he's sniffing his own ball sack.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 11, 2018, 05:42:54 pm

no riddle, maybe an ill posed question cause in my mind the concept of octopuses wasnt going to form right then it was all textbook diagrams like those butcher diagrams of cows or pigs or those third grade science book cows and rabbits and birds
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 11, 2018, 11:33:15 pm
it's funny how the modern libertarian mindset basically boils down to '3d printed guns 2d women'
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 12, 2018, 02:55:40 pm
I can tell I'm early in the job search because I'm being all discerning and shit.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 12, 2018, 04:06:36 pm
I'm getting invested in my rpg character again. its weird to have a Teen emotion
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Post by: Lemon on August 13, 2018, 02:40:50 pm
Okay yeah, but if I had Brian Blessed's voice I'd shout everything too.
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Post by: sambair on August 13, 2018, 07:24:46 pm
The current Wolfenstein games are M*A*S*H for the millenial generation.
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Post by: Shell Game on August 13, 2018, 08:03:00 pm
nobody cared who I was until i put on the plastic pants
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 13, 2018, 08:55:20 pm
fuck you tom bombadil you piece of shit
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Post by: Lemon on August 13, 2018, 09:38:38 pm
The current Wolfenstein games are M*A*S*H for the millenial generation.
sambair, August 13, 2018, 07:24:46 pm

Please elaborate. I'm trying to follow your metaphor.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 14, 2018, 12:03:59 am
Jello_biafra_singing_the_n_word_in_holiday_in_cambodia.jpg
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 14, 2018, 06:39:41 am
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,
made it real, or else forgot about it.
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Post by: Lemon on August 14, 2018, 07:54:11 am
My kid uses "puck" as the past tense of pick. Ex: "I puck this color sucker"

I've corrected her on it once, but I've realized she's right and it should actually be puck.
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Post by: Sovereign on August 14, 2018, 12:01:12 pm
Depending on which wrist I wear my watch I might be able to convince passers-by that I'm left or right handed, depending on which arm I choose.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on August 14, 2018, 08:11:19 pm
I sometimes wish I was a pipe smoker, simply so I had a pipe to gesture with.
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Post by: Wrought on August 14, 2018, 09:07:09 pm
Me, shambling blind around my damp, dark cavern deep in the earth, occasionally sniffing the air: why can't I find a nice gamer girlfriend
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Post by: sambair on August 15, 2018, 07:28:53 am
The current Wolfenstein games are M*A*S*H for the millenial generation.
sambair, August 13, 2018, 07:24:46 pm

Please elaborate. I'm trying to follow your metaphor.
Lemon, August 13, 2018, 09:38:38 pm

I was pretty drunk when I typed that, but the best I can remember my logic is that it's a fictional work using a past war as a way of commenting on current anxieties. Also I'm a few hours into Wolfenstein II, and that's a game where the central theme seems to be "we're all fucked up because our parents were also fucked up" which is a pretty universal theme, but specifically seems to be in a lot of media these days. Also one of the running gags is Nazis talking like modern Internet racists.
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Post by: A Meat on August 15, 2018, 09:29:52 am
I don't remember what F+ episode it was discussed in, but the real problem with having spontaneous and unpredictable orgasms is the afterglow
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Post by: Wrought on August 15, 2018, 04:59:02 pm
Yet another thing I'll never forgive the internet for is making entomology "cool" so that everyone's constantly posting pictures of awful terrible bugs and talking about how cutesie wootsie they are
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Post by: Shell Game on August 15, 2018, 05:35:45 pm
Yet another thing I'll never forgive the internet for is making entomology "cool" so that everyone's constantly posting pictures of awful terrible bugs and talking about how cutesie wootsie they are
Wrought, August 15, 2018, 04:59:02 pm

you're just mad that the bugs are cuter than you

but they don't hold it against you
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368847207123648513/478099744258916356/unknown-49.png)
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Post by: Wrought on August 15, 2018, 05:57:19 pm
It's just this every day of my life forever
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Post by: Shell Game on August 15, 2018, 06:00:37 pm
sorry.

didn't mean to...

bug you
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 15, 2018, 07:06:30 pm
I think it's more a collective realization that some bugs can be cute. I don't think anyone would be saying that this specimen is "OMG super adorbs!!!"
(https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50017/1000339213/original/cave-spider-photo-u1?w=650&q=50&fm=jpg&fit=crop&crop=faces)
Although those spiny protuberances are entomologicaly interesting. So I guess it's conflict between casual bug appreciators versus *hardcore bug lovers.

*See The F Plus episode #95 for more information about hardcore bug lovers. 

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Post by: Liatai on August 15, 2018, 07:46:49 pm
off-topic but what kind of bug/arachnid/crustacean/invertebrate IS that, and what's the size of it, where does it live, what does it eat, what eats it :o

(In before "found the biology nerd..." :B) 
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Post by: Manduvel on August 15, 2018, 08:20:13 pm
Today I got myself a subscription to Ball Pit and ordered an F+ pin for my birthday.

It broke Lemon's printer.

I'm sorry, Lemon.
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Post by: Lemon on August 15, 2018, 08:34:05 pm
It broke Lemon's printer.
I'm sorry, Lemon.
Manduvel, August 15, 2018, 08:20:13 pm

On the plus side, I hated that fucking printer and I'm glad it's dead.
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Post by: Manduvel on August 15, 2018, 09:26:15 pm
It broke Lemon's printer.
I'm sorry, Lemon.
Manduvel, August 15, 2018, 08:20:13 pm

On the plus side, I hated that fucking printer and I'm glad it's dead.
Lemon, August 15, 2018, 08:34:05 pm

I'm sorry You're welcome, Lemon.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 16, 2018, 01:13:57 am
inspiring! this man was born without arms or legs and is still racist
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Post by: Shell Game on August 16, 2018, 09:18:50 am
Internal Affairs is the entirety of the police department in Osmosis Jones.
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Post by: Sovereign on August 16, 2018, 11:43:08 am
Is Jack Chick going to be okay in December?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 16, 2018, 01:25:20 pm
What if God was one of us?
Just a bro, like one of us
Just a sub slut on Bang Bus
Tryin' to shoot some gay
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn
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Post by: Sovereign on August 16, 2018, 01:45:19 pm
I recently bought a box of Rooibos tea to try out. I asked my mom if she'd ever heard of it.

Her: No, but the name reminds me of that one musician, 'Roy Orbison' I think it was.
Me: Yes...
Me, internally:
COMPLETELY WRAPPED IN CLING-FILM
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 16, 2018, 03:55:45 pm
What proportion of tennis balls are used for throwing for dogs and what proportion are used for tennis?

Are there any other sporting items that are misused more than the tennis ball?

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Post by: Cheapskate on August 17, 2018, 07:31:46 am
Baseball bats.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 17, 2018, 07:45:04 am
No such thing as a bad drawing of a wizard
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Post by: krytton on August 17, 2018, 07:58:04 am
new rule: death of the author should only be used as a standpoint for artistic appreciation when the author is, in fact, dead
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 17, 2018, 09:52:08 am
Who do boomers hate more: millennials or hippies (aka other boomers)?
Darkly, August 17, 2018, 09:14:34 am

Oh definitely Millennials, because most of the hippies have lived long enough to see themselves become the thing they hated.
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Post by: Wrought on August 17, 2018, 03:56:55 pm
I remember when I bought my ticket to F Plus Live 7! I told the guy at the ticket booth what I wanted and he smiled and asked "oh, are you going to a well known food place after?" I was so shocked for a second, but then I busted out LAUGHING!!! The girl behind us in line heard us talking and said "I hope there aren't any snakes in the ballpit!" It was SO funny that we all FELL ON THE FLOOR laughing for 10 MINUTES!!! To this day, we are all married to each other :)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 17, 2018, 04:29:44 pm
I remember when I bought my ticket to F Plus Live 7! I told the guy at the ticket booth what I wanted and he smiled and asked "oh, are you going to a well known food place after?" I was so shocked for a second, but then I busted out LAUGHING!!! The girl behind us in line heard us talking and said "I hope there aren't any snakes in the ballpit!" It was SO funny that we all FELL ON THE FLOOR laughing for 10 MINUTES!!! To this day, we are all married to each other :)
Wrought, August 17, 2018, 03:56:55 pm

cool

did you get any pics of the girl? pms are open
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 18, 2018, 03:03:23 am
the coolest move you can do is shoulder throwing someone doing a hitler salute
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 18, 2018, 06:28:00 am
We should start calling the female G-spot the 'grostate' and get it over with already.
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Post by: Sovereign on August 18, 2018, 04:50:33 pm
We should start calling the female G-spot the 'grostate' and get it over with already.
Spooks, August 18, 2018, 06:28:00 am
Or, we could call the male G-spot the P-spot.
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Post by: Wrought on August 18, 2018, 05:31:52 pm
The P-spot's something different and it happens at a certain age in every man's life.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 19, 2018, 11:59:09 am
KENNETH BAINBRIDGE BUT A DOG, IMMEDIATELY AFTER TESTING THE ATOMIC BOMB: now we are all sons of bitches. also i was a son of a bitch before (on account of i'm a dog)
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 19, 2018, 01:10:43 pm
I'll see you in the octagon.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 20, 2018, 08:11:08 am
After uncovering files on his computer hard drive it was revealed that that dolphin who became best friends with a terrier was secretly a beastiality pervert.
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Post by: A Meat on August 20, 2018, 05:08:42 pm
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, but everything is named after classical music rather than pop music
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 20, 2018, 05:53:24 pm
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, but everything is named after classical music rather than pop music
A Meat, August 20, 2018, 05:08:42 pm
Behold the power of my Stand, The Fifth Season!
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 20, 2018, 06:19:56 pm
You don't even want to be in the area when I unleash my「Rites Of Spring」
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Post by: Mique on August 20, 2018, 06:34:26 pm
I would legitimately love that.
I imagine that the twins' arc, Love's Joy and Love's Sorrow, would be pretty intense.

Liebesfreud and Liebesleid for the snobs out there.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 20, 2018, 07:07:03 pm
This is a good idea (and I already claim ownership of 「Rhapsody In Blue」) but this also means we would absolutely get a character called Debussy and I'm not sure I can abide by that.
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Post by: A Meat on August 21, 2018, 04:14:52 am
You just know that it would have a ton of well known pieces, and then some slightly more niche things Araki just heard, along the lines of someone's stand being「Verklärte Nacht」

speaking of which, I'm excited for Part 5: Le Carnaval Des Animaux, where the main gang's stands are the aforementioned piece for 「Gold Experience」 and
「Moody Blues」 is「Rhapsody in Blue」
「Aerosmith」is「Suicide in an Airplane」
「Sex Pistols」is「Billy The Kid」
「Sticky Fingers」is「Beggar's Opera」
「Spice Girl」is「Habanera」and
「Purple Haze」is「Colour Symphony - Purple」
honestly, iffy on billy the kid for sex pistols and couldn't find a less cumbersome way to describe the first movement of Arthur Bliss's Colour Symphony
I put way too much thought into this already, but I'm having fun
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Post by: krytton on August 21, 2018, 08:06:15 am
well today i learned this websites full of fuckin nerds
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Post by: Wrought on August 21, 2018, 08:10:53 am
Today I learned krytton takes a very long time to learn things
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Post by: Shell Game on August 21, 2018, 10:22:07 am
has anyone ever said "games before dames"? and how do i never meet them
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Post by: ikaribattousai on August 21, 2018, 12:20:41 pm
has anyone ever said "games before dames"? and how do i never meet them
Shell Game, August 21, 2018, 10:22:07 am

Not sure I know anyone who has said it, but I have met some people who live it.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on August 21, 2018, 12:33:51 pm
The future will always be dumber and more mundane than we expect.
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Post by: Wrought on August 21, 2018, 02:43:04 pm
I mean, if you define future as "next month" then no, probably not

If you define future as "in the next ten years" then yeah
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 21, 2018, 03:53:45 pm
Do you mean change itself ceasing or the us abandoning the idea that the future will be different?

What's going to bring either progress to a halt or strip us of the awareness of that?

Like, 23 year old me is currently posting on an internet forum for a podcast featuring pokemon vore fanfiction, a concept that would have been utterly alien to my grandfather at 23. Somewhere back in my ancestry, there's a 23 year old who'd have struggled to explain to his 23 year old grandfather the car, the train, the lightbulb, gunpowder, toilet paper, regular paper, metal, currency, farming, the wheel, and fire, and also be aware of that fact.

It's very rare to see a society in recorded history stay the same technologically or culturally without any major changes for more than a few hundred years, and I think it's unlikely that we're the exception that's going to buck that trend (not that we'd notice in my lifetime).
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 21, 2018, 11:41:53 pm
Many people assume my username is a crude sexual reference parodying juvenalia. nothing could be further from the truth, I am paying tribute to the early 20th century christian novelist Girl Kisser Chesterson.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 24, 2018, 03:20:03 am
If you get buried in your fursuit, the only way to pay Charon is for your friends to put extra large chocolate coins on your fursuit head.
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Post by: A Meat on August 24, 2018, 06:14:04 am
If you get buried in your fursuit, the only way to pay Charon is for your friends to put extra large chocolate coins on your fursuit head.
Spooks, August 24, 2018, 03:20:03 am
I'd imagine a fursuit would really confuse Cerberus
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Post by: Wrought on August 24, 2018, 08:35:47 am
If you get buried in your fursuit, the only way to pay Charon is for your friends to put extra large chocolate coins on your fursuit head.
Spooks, August 24, 2018, 03:20:03 am
I'd imagine a fursuit would really confuse Cerberus
A Meat, August 24, 2018, 06:14:04 am
I mean it really confuses me, so I doubt a three headed dog would have a better time with it
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Post by: Vinny Possum on August 24, 2018, 11:18:58 am
Sodastream but coffee. Carbonated coffee.
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Post by: A Meat on August 24, 2018, 11:54:32 am
Sodastream but coffee. Carbonated coffee.
Vinny Possum, August 24, 2018, 11:18:58 am
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 24, 2018, 12:48:33 pm
"Bono remains the only member of Congress to have scored a number-one pop single on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart.[14]"

I'm genuinely very surprised there aren't more.
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Post by: Lemon on August 24, 2018, 03:06:56 pm
Sodastream but coffee. Carbonated coffee.
Vinny Possum, August 24, 2018, 11:18:58 am

You could just do that with a soda stream. It seems like it'll be gross though? Please test and report back.
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Post by: Shell Game on August 24, 2018, 03:56:57 pm
Sodastream but coffee. Carbonated coffee.
Vinny Possum, August 24, 2018, 11:18:58 am

You could just do that with a soda stream. It seems like it'll be gross though? Please test and report back.
Lemon, August 24, 2018, 03:06:56 pm
Send it to Trav so you can confirm your opinions. He'll drink anything and he's not even a possum.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on August 24, 2018, 10:12:05 pm
Sodastream but coffee. Carbonated coffee.
Vinny Possum, August 24, 2018, 11:18:58 am

You could just do that with a soda stream. It seems like it'll be gross though? Please test and report back.
Lemon, August 24, 2018, 03:06:56 pm

I do not own a sodastream but if I ever do this will be the first thing I attempt.
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Post by: krytton on August 24, 2018, 11:06:08 pm
i own a sodastream and no, i will not test. thank you
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Post by: Vinny Possum on August 25, 2018, 01:57:07 am
i own a sodastream and no, i will not test. thank you
krytton, August 24, 2018, 11:06:08 pm

Coward
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Post by: Sherman Tank on August 25, 2018, 09:58:27 pm
I don't find da share zone amusing.
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Post by: Cheapskate on August 26, 2018, 07:47:58 am
"Bono remains the only member of Congress to have scored a number-one pop single on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart.[14]"

I'm genuinely very surprised there aren't more.
moooo566, August 24, 2018, 12:48:33 pm

The most popular singer in Congress apart from Sonny Bono was country-western, (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._Lee_O'Daniel) not pop.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 26, 2018, 02:10:24 pm
QWOP controls but you're trying to hit the weird atonal notes in 18th century hymns. The game uses a sound font to play choral aahs as you fuck up the melody.
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Post by: A Meat on August 26, 2018, 04:03:57 pm
QWOP controls but you're trying to hit the weird atonal notes in 18th century hymns. The game uses a sound font to play choral aahs as you fuck up the melody.
chai tea latte, August 26, 2018, 02:10:24 pm
have it be QWOP rock band, different people play different parts, if you want to really go overboard, do a QWOP gamelan
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 26, 2018, 06:40:25 pm
you should be allowed to throw rocks at people who write more than 3 sentences about video games online
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Post by: krytton on August 27, 2018, 12:54:28 am
a chrome extension that filters "political correctness" to "being not racist"
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Post by: FinchChunk on August 27, 2018, 01:15:47 am
Sodastream but coffee. Carbonated coffee.
Vinny Possum, August 24, 2018, 11:18:58 am

Tried this once with cold press and found a bit underwhelming, I think a combination of the slightly different flavour of cold press plus acidity from the carbonation just tasted off to me. Did not immediately destroy my soda syphon but not sure I'd want to do  it a bunch of times.
Variation - I have a couple of times had an iced long black (shot of espresso coffee + ice and water) made up with soda water and found this quite tasty and refreshing.
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Post by: Shell Game on August 27, 2018, 01:17:32 am
you should be allowed to throw rocks at people who write more than 3 sentences about video games online
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, August 26, 2018, 06:40:25 pm
aren't you though?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 28, 2018, 08:55:13 am
your bro, watching ballbusting: dude, this is savage

your bro, watching mythbusting: dude, this is adam savage
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Post by: Frank West on August 28, 2018, 10:49:10 am
Open offices are so popular right now because they're perfectly suited to the current tech company mindset. Specifically, they're a way for a company to look like they're doing something new, fostering community, and breaking the old rules while actually cutting corners, being cheap, and making people miserable.
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 28, 2018, 12:13:43 pm
Open offices are so popular right now because they're perfectly suited to the current tech company mindset. Specifically, they're a way for a company to look like they're doing something new, fostering community, and breaking the old rules while actually cutting corners, being cheap, and making people miserable.
Frank West, August 28, 2018, 10:49:10 am
My brain changed that to “Open orifices”
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 28, 2018, 01:28:09 pm
Open offices are so popular right now because they're perfectly suited to the current tech company mindset. Specifically, they're a way for a company to look like they're doing something new, fostering community, and breaking the old rules while actually cutting corners, being cheap, and making people miserable.
Frank West, August 28, 2018, 10:49:10 am
My brain changed that to “Open orifices”
Ragnarok Boobies, August 28, 2018, 12:13:43 pm

"...and if you should have any troubles or questions, my orifice is always open!"
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Post by: Eider Duck on August 28, 2018, 03:06:49 pm
The film version of Phantom of the Opera would have been a hundred times better if Antonio Banderas was The Phantom
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 28, 2018, 05:07:06 pm
Sanguinary Novel, please, get off ballp.it and write the cover letter already. Just do it.

Sanguinary, pls
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Post by: cat_examiner on August 28, 2018, 06:00:41 pm
law of sines is really more of a suggestion kids, you don't have to use it every damn place
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 28, 2018, 10:06:13 pm
The Cold War was a period in which the two great powers of the world, the USA and USSR adhered to a policy of "beef on sight"
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 29, 2018, 01:18:57 pm
Mambo no.5, yes, keep running this shit into the ground with consolified sequels. Fuck you,, Lou Bega and fuck you Bobby Kotick most of all..
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Post by: A Meat on August 29, 2018, 01:53:14 pm
Mambo no.5, yes, keep running this shit into the ground with consolified sequels. Fuck you,, Lou Bega and fuck you Bobby Kotick most of all..
Spooks, August 29, 2018, 01:18:57 pm
wow, nice Pérez Prado erasure there
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Post by: Wrought on August 29, 2018, 03:14:35 pm
Here's to You, Nicola and Bart Simpson
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 30, 2018, 12:24:10 am
If Matthew Barney is such a genius how come he misspelled "Remaster" in the title of his own movie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 30, 2018, 08:11:21 am
There was a shooting in Onanole, Manitoba this morning, and it recommended it as trending to me on twitter. For about 5 seconds I was very upset and confused because I thought twitter had recommended me "Onahole"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on August 30, 2018, 12:26:07 pm
Every time I see screenshots of Tumblr comments I think their nesting system was designed by someone who saw the system on reddit and thought, "I bet I can make something MUCH worse than this."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 30, 2018, 12:50:26 pm
I want girl with the wrong qualifications
Who's odd and lumpy
And lacks any tact
She's playing on a forum
She's putting up a post
She's fucking up lyrics
And has completely lost track

I want a girl with a tight shirt and the wroooooooooong bra size
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 30, 2018, 03:53:29 pm
I keep forgetting who the bad guys are on twitter and all of the drama makes no sense.
Darkly, August 30, 2018, 09:29:02 am
usually the bad guys are big and speak in a scary, bass-y voice. they tend to have the coolest outfits
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 31, 2018, 06:03:32 am
Ragtime Workout Playlist
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on August 31, 2018, 12:56:23 pm
emoji4emoji, a system where you agree to put emoji reactions on people's posts if they put one on yours.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 31, 2018, 01:36:24 pm
In my soul I'm a twink, but I will become the bear that Gotham City deserves.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 01, 2018, 03:55:33 am
its incredible to think that with the climate of anxiety that surrounds many cultures, some people actually want to increase their panic size.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 01, 2018, 06:42:24 am
Conversely, if you want to stop being an asshole to women but can't figure out the solution to the problem, apply Occam's razor to your genitals and see what happens.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Corn Syrup on September 02, 2018, 01:13:16 am
today's just a vaporwave kind of day, maaaaaan
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on September 02, 2018, 01:19:59 am
I wish there were gloves that were practical and comfortable during all seasons.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 03, 2018, 07:13:13 am
The Fremen are great warriors because they preserve their cum’s moisture when they jack off in the still suit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on September 03, 2018, 07:36:34 pm
A reboot of Full Metal Jacket, set in Afghanistan. Joker is a juggalo and frequently says his catchphrase "I seen shit that'll shock ya eyelids".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 04, 2018, 04:08:49 am
[ghost]: Computer, is there any way to generate a noob Tayne?
[parrot]: Not computing. Please repeat.
[ghost]: n00b Tayne
[parrot]: This is not suitable for work. Are you sure?
[ghost]: Mmmhm.
[monkey]: lol i fukked ure mom last nite u fukken faggot
[ghost]:
(http://i.imgur.com/8iKQGA7.gif)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on September 04, 2018, 08:41:21 am
If your best bud gets cryogenically frozen, you could say he's in homieostasis
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on September 04, 2018, 08:17:34 pm
I wanna put the guy from the Verizon commercials in a trash can.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 05, 2018, 01:20:53 am
the Chad Joseph; the Virgin Mary
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on September 05, 2018, 02:02:48 am
Pennies suck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 05, 2018, 02:23:19 am
the Chad Joseph; the Virgin Mary
chai tea latte, September 05, 2018, 01:20:53 am

I mean if we're talking in manosphere terms Joseph is the quintessential beta cuck.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 05, 2018, 03:05:47 am
Chrome's tabs look different and I need the change.org petition so we can all overturn this travesty immediately!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 05, 2018, 07:39:33 am
the Chad Joseph; the Virgin Mary
chai tea latte, September 05, 2018, 01:20:53 am

I mean if we're talking in manosphere terms Joseph is the quintessential beta cuck.
Vinny Possum, September 05, 2018, 02:23:19 am
I'll bite, who is the biblical Chad
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 05, 2018, 07:49:38 am
the Chad Joseph; the Virgin Mary
chai tea latte, September 05, 2018, 01:20:53 am

I mean if we're talking in manosphere terms Joseph is the quintessential beta cuck.
Vinny Possum, September 05, 2018, 02:23:19 am
I'll bite, who is the biblical Chad
Wrought, September 05, 2018, 07:39:33 am
Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines if that's what you're looking for, but his dad did send his mom's beta cuck husband to die in a war so he could fuck her, so it's a tough call
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 05, 2018, 02:19:21 pm
Lot was cucked by salt
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 06, 2018, 10:35:30 am
I'm getting intense intrusive thoughts telling me to take a pair of scissors to my headphone cord, like that will in some way be a satisfying experience.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on September 06, 2018, 03:35:54 pm
I'm getting intense intrusive thoughts telling me to take a pair of scissors to my headphone cord, like that will in some way be a satisfying experience.
moooo566, September 06, 2018, 10:35:30 am

when i was 12 or so i got and proceeded to succumb to an intrusive thought to slam the top of my laptop close onto my mouse to crack my screen. it was the most expensive thing anxiety has ever done to me and i won't rest until my brain pays the fuck up
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 06, 2018, 05:02:27 pm
when i was 12 or so i got and proceeded to succumb to an intrusive thought to slam the top of my laptop close onto my mouse to crack my screen. it was the most expensive thing anxiety has ever done to me and i won't rest until my brain pays the fuck up
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, September 06, 2018, 03:35:54 pm

Ouch.

I guess it's better than the ones that go "I wonder how far I could through that baby" as far as things to succumb to.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on September 06, 2018, 05:07:44 pm
In the increasingly likely event that Jack Dorsey gets fired from Twitter and banned from using it, can we start a petition to make sure the @jack username goes to Jack Nicholson?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 06, 2018, 06:13:28 pm
Lorem Ipsum is the first historical copypasta and the thought has literally prevented me from falling asleep.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 06, 2018, 10:13:42 pm
cat with a large ballsack
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 06, 2018, 10:14:06 pm
everything is comedy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 07, 2018, 06:54:54 am
sometimes i think im making progress and im on the right track and then i remember the phrase "yiffy lube" and it all starts going downhill again
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 07, 2018, 04:52:14 pm
I feel like I'm getting sub-tweeted.

(https://i.imgur.com/smH96Bo.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on September 08, 2018, 11:42:06 am
Forums and similar internet spaces aren't dying off to social media as much as they seem, it's just that since those places tend to stick around WAY past their prime, the percentage of forums that are out there which are already dead has gone up over time.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on September 08, 2018, 11:58:21 am
Forums and similar internet spaces aren't dying off to social media as much as they seem, it's just that since those places tend to stick around WAY past their prime, the percentage of forums that are out there which are already dead has gone up over time.
Frank West, September 08, 2018, 11:42:06 am
Their online presence is also a little harder to gauge since there are a ton of them, but the majority of them are for incredibly niche interests and aren't connected by a common network like Facebook groups or something.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on September 08, 2018, 01:47:33 pm
Those dazzler patterns that are designed to make you invisible to future surveillance, only instead of using makeup to fool facial recognition, you just play very copyrighted music loudly so copyright bots delete the footage automatically
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 08, 2018, 03:11:32 pm
Those dazzler patterns that are designed to make you invisible to future surveillance, only instead of using makeup to fool facial recognition, you just play very copyrighted music loudly so copyright bots delete the footage automatically
Frank West, September 08, 2018, 01:47:33 pm
"Damn, the MMMMM-BOP Bandit struck again last night..."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 08, 2018, 04:30:23 pm
Dazzle camo is remixed patterns soooo would the musical equivalent be Neil Cicierega
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on September 08, 2018, 08:45:56 pm
A bunch of Union Army reenactors storming a plantation wedding would be a perfect ending scene to an Animal House-type comedy film if they still made them.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on September 10, 2018, 06:02:29 pm
politics is the only field that i can think if where openly not knowing and in fact hating established procedures is a good strategy. i can't go into a nuclear power plant and be like "listen i don't kmow the first goddamn thing bout radiation but i got some ideas to shake up the place"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 11, 2018, 02:21:24 am
congrats on the sex idiot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 11, 2018, 01:18:09 pm
gendered pronouns are fucking dumb
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 11, 2018, 01:38:06 pm
gendered pronouns are fucking dumb
A Meat, September 11, 2018, 01:18:09 pm

at first you came for the pronouns, but i said nothing. In my culture a birch tree has a womans pussy, and I think thats bueatufil. yet globalists like you will see it deemed a thoughtcrime, too, all soon enough.

disgusting
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 12, 2018, 09:20:17 am
Our electrician has started producing compliance certificates in Courier.

What is it with contractors and terrible font choices?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 12, 2018, 09:28:14 am
Is this bad coffee or am I bad at using a French press?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 12, 2018, 10:43:53 am
I need feminism because I don't have to bag it up if he likes the way I work it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 12, 2018, 08:30:34 pm
A penny for your THOTs.
Darkly, September 12, 2018, 03:39:08 pm
sure! mao zedong thot is just ho-cialism with chinese characteristics
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 12, 2018, 08:40:58 pm
Brocialism before hocialism
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 12, 2018, 10:32:25 pm
I hate "contrarian" historical takes about how the vikings/mongols were actually super progressive and good. Both societies had their strengths but when you get right down to it the Vikings were rapists and slavers and the Mongols treated genocide like it was a professional sport.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 12, 2018, 10:50:10 pm
wtb a fursona will pay in wow gold
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 13, 2018, 04:51:42 am
Drizzt is cool, he's a black guy with 2 scimitars and thinks femdom is bad
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Runic on September 13, 2018, 04:16:08 pm
Space is pretty fucking awesome, like no joke.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 14, 2018, 12:16:37 pm
Pros and Cons of Beans

Cons: beans contain soy, which contains estrogen, which makes you a weak woman.
Pros: beans make you fart, which is one of the manliest activities, scientifically proven to be impossible to do by women.

Overall, I think the pros and cons balance out to make beans an average food that you can enjoy eating without fear of your sexuality inexplicably changing.

This was my report on the pros and cons of beans, I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it (no homo).
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on September 14, 2018, 02:00:24 pm
Additional point: Heinz baked beans are the best component of a british cooked breakfast. It gives the sauce needed for the sausages and bacon.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 14, 2018, 02:10:18 pm
Additional point: Heinz baked beans are the best component of a british cooked breakfast. It gives the sauce needed for the sausages and bacon.
Eider Duck, September 14, 2018, 02:00:24 pm
Heinz baked beans are my favorite non-fruit jam

also I think the kind they sell in the US is different than the UK kind
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 15, 2018, 12:58:28 am
as a guy who's made docs for the podcast I'm impressed at anyone who can find good stuff on yahoo answers. that site is a slurry
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 15, 2018, 07:34:58 am
Is Taiwan a country? I thought it was a city in Honk Kong.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on September 15, 2018, 01:38:28 pm
The closest to national pride I've felt is when a Youtuber is sent a package of snacks from my country and they like some of them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 15, 2018, 03:05:58 pm
Is Taiwan a country? I thought it was a city in Honk Kong.
Spooks, September 15, 2018, 07:34:58 am
Isn't that that city in the new mario game
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 15, 2018, 08:32:49 pm
Pitch: a site like LinkedIn but for academics. Academics can talk about their thoughts related to their discipline, post about projects, or pose questions to colleagues!
Problems:
Due to an open account registration system there is no way to confirm whether registered users are actual academics.

Potential for academic forum drama.

Selling points:
Due to an open account registration system there is no way to confirm whether registered users are actual academics.

Potential for academic forum drama.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on September 15, 2018, 08:36:18 pm
Pitch: a site like LinkedIn but for academics. Academics can talk about their thoughts related to their discipline, post about projects, or pose questions to colleagues!
Problems:
Due to an open account registration system there is no way to confirm whether registered users are actual academics.

Potential for academic forum drama.

Selling points:
Due to an open account registration system there is no way to confirm whether registered users are actual academics.

Potential for academic forum drama.
Wrought, September 15, 2018, 08:32:49 pm
Can we get it turned into a “scientific” e-journal so we can get published for tenure?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 16, 2018, 07:40:32 am
J.K. Rowling being confirmed as a TERF feels like a strange kind of victory. Finally, the adult harry potter politics people are officially not valid
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 16, 2018, 11:17:02 am
fraternity is just a tiny bit away from frot eternity
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 16, 2018, 01:53:48 pm
fraternity is just a tiny bit away from frot eternity
A Meat, September 16, 2018, 11:17:02 am

paradise is just a tiny bit away from parrot ice. youre move, professor
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 16, 2018, 01:54:35 pm
I wonder when the last confirmed malicious "Nice glasses, nerd!" was recorded...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 16, 2018, 02:46:31 pm
I wonder when the last confirmed malicious "Nice glasses, nerd!" was recorded...
Shell Game, September 16, 2018, 01:54:35 pm

Last night, when I turned the tables on my spex dom.

I was thrown out of the nerddom munch.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 16, 2018, 03:49:12 pm
My jock dom experience was too hardcore for me. I’d get home from work and he’d spear tackle me, sending the textbooks chained to my nipples flying everywhere
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 17, 2018, 03:06:02 pm
Applying for a new job, planning to move, buying a house, or car - nothing has made me feel more my age than finding a really long chin hair this morning. It's the "Winter is Coming" of bodily functions.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 17, 2018, 07:44:56 pm
Someone called Tom Sawyer a "beautifully written book" in class today and I had to try not to laugh

Like regardless on your thoughts of the actual content of the book, there are several occasions in which characters repeat themselves over and over in one piece of dialogue over the course of most of a page, the descriptions are lacking to say the least (uh, it's dark and scary outside. there's like, an owl. and you can hear a wolf howl somewhere. tom and huck don't like it.) and the language overall is pretty basic and uninspired
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on September 17, 2018, 08:11:51 pm
Please don’t:
Drink and Drive

Imbibe and Ride

Consume and Vroom

Beer Bong and Scoot Along
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: The Smoking Dad on September 17, 2018, 09:13:37 pm
A playlist called “The Edge of Screamo” on spotify feels a bit redundant
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day While I'm on the Toilet thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 18, 2018, 04:27:34 pm
Ah, the Thin White Dookie and his Berlin Three-loggy. V-2 Scheiße has to be my favorite piece.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 19, 2018, 12:10:17 am
Communist Voltron, where they fuse the robots together by yelling "workers of the world, unite!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 19, 2018, 03:27:04 pm
I'd describe Guest as a comedy of errors starting at conception.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on September 19, 2018, 06:15:54 pm
think i'm gonna start pronouncing the p in raspberry. start adding some chaos to the world
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on September 19, 2018, 07:14:09 pm
I lurked for about a year before I finally paid for posting rights, and I was convinced that I had inadvertently taken the username of some banned or generally disliked former user, since I didn't understand why everyone was talking so much shit about [you ].
Darkly, September 19, 2018, 06:22:27 pm

i thought everyone was just being nice :(
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 19, 2018, 08:00:37 pm
the dream is that someday someone will talk about how they really appreciate you and you'll click to reply and it won't be Guest
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 19, 2018, 08:23:06 pm
I'd describe Wrought as a comedy of errors starting at conception.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 19, 2018, 08:30:12 pm
It's not how I imagined it but gosh darn it it's nice to feel noticed
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 20, 2018, 12:36:14 am
I pray for the sweet release of the little death
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 20, 2018, 04:10:34 pm
Recently I've been getting in touch with my feminine side by listening to Beyonce, sticking a quail egg up my urethra and then spurting out blood and what I believe to be the equivalent of endometrial lining out of my wretched penis for the better part of a month.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 20, 2018, 06:33:55 pm
Recently I've been getting in touch with my feminine side by listening to Beyonce, sticking a quail egg up my urethra and then spurting out blood and what I believe to be the equivalent of endometrial lining out of my wretched penis for the better part of a month.
Spooks, September 20, 2018, 04:10:34 pm

...I mean, you could have just painted your nails while eating some ice cream and watching few good rom coms, but I appreciate the dedication to the cis part of the experience.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 21, 2018, 04:19:29 am
somebody called WAMPIG or FindomBimbo is going to get revenge for my docs. One day my RSS will show me an fplus episode of my unheeded video game advice, loreposting about rpg settings and really bad shitposts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 21, 2018, 07:19:23 am
"Fatty Hamcubes" is both a great way to describe store bought pre-cooked panchetta and an excellent username
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 21, 2018, 01:18:02 pm
Look What You Made Me Do is a bad song, and that's why I've now listened to it six times in a row and counting.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on September 22, 2018, 08:34:42 am
I learned at like 11PM tonight that Jerry Springer only stopped filming this year.

I feel like I just performed the real-life equivalent of when a character's studying arcane knowledge late into the night and discovers some horrible truth, and can never look at the world the same way again.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on September 22, 2018, 09:22:08 am
I was watching a NatGeo show about the moon landing this morning and the number of commercials related to penis problems made me very uncomfortable about the media demographic I'm apparently in.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on September 22, 2018, 03:04:02 pm
Gonna make a new hack'n'slash game series called Satan Might Sob.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 22, 2018, 03:38:36 pm
Gonna make a new hack'n'slash game series called Satan Might Sob.
Mique, September 22, 2018, 03:04:02 pm
Lucifer Could Lacrimate
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: The Smoking Dad on September 22, 2018, 07:43:57 pm
An f plus episode about juggalo wiccans called “Pure Mothafuckin’ Magick”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on September 22, 2018, 10:41:14 pm
[builds a house but puts a weird brick room in the middle that has my name, hotmail, and the logo of my counter strike clan]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 23, 2018, 01:28:04 pm
Man if you're ever feeling smug about your immune system hang out with a toddler, the uber disease hubris machine.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 23, 2018, 09:35:11 pm
Listening to that philosophy podcast and it's like "You shouldn't worry about things out of your control, as it's a meaningless gesture and only serves to make you miserable" bitch I worry about that shit specifically because it is out of my control
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 26, 2018, 02:11:36 pm
We should strive for a urinal space with Japanese-influenced Art Nouveau decor in order to enrich the sodden experience of going to the WC. We can call this the Peecock Room.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on September 26, 2018, 07:04:48 pm
Asshole internet personalities that basically claim: "I can't be held responsible for my shitty fan base harassing you because while I did talk lots of shit about you on the internet, I didn't explicitly tell them to make your every waking moment miserable" have same level of maturity as a child saying "I'm going to walk directly at you swinging my arms in front of me and if you get hit, it's your fault."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 26, 2018, 07:41:03 pm
Not very fucking impressed with whatever asshole named the earwig that. That thing belongs nowhere near anything's ears
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 26, 2018, 07:42:20 pm
Not very fucking impressed with whatever asshole named the earwig that. That thing belongs nowhere near anything's ears
Wrought, September 26, 2018, 07:41:03 pm

However, if the bug was next to your ear you would wig out
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on September 26, 2018, 08:28:26 pm
What do you think is the venn diagram overlap of dudes who are criticizing the Captain Marvel trailer over Brie Larson not looking cheerful enough and dudes who vehemently defend Zack Snyder's vision of Superman?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 26, 2018, 08:44:27 pm
What do you think is the venn diagram overlap of dudes who are criticizing the Captain Marvel trailer over Brie Larson not looking cheerful enough and dudes who vehemently defend Zack Snyder's vision of Superman?
ikaribattousai, September 26, 2018, 08:28:26 pm

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 27, 2018, 03:04:16 am
dragon quest monsters but with real animals, plants, fungi and minerals

gonna breed my snake with a rock to get a turtle
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 27, 2018, 03:13:25 pm
I came up with an alright pun for this thread today, as I try for daily, but on further introspection I wasn't able to make the joke work in a satisfactory context, so I opted not to write it in for later (which would be now). Predictably, I've forgotten it now, and in lieu of not having a completely pointless thought of the day, I suppose this is what you're getting: a deconstruction of the completely pointless thoughts of the day that don't make the cut. What you should get out of this is that I care about, and internally screen for, Content of a certain Standard.

pengis
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 27, 2018, 04:39:58 pm
pengis
Spooks, September 27, 2018, 03:13:25 pm

My apologies, I wish to restate this text in more rigorous terminology.

glans |glans|
-glans |glans|
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 27, 2018, 04:47:19 pm
hypnotism is some bullshit, but I'd be way more interested in watching somebody get on stage and just convince people to do things. No tricks, just charisma and arguments.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 27, 2018, 09:46:46 pm
hypnotism is some bullshit, but I'd be way more interested in watching somebody get on stage and just convince people to do things. No tricks, just charisma and arguments.
GirlKisser420, September 27, 2018, 04:47:19 pm
"Now cluck like a chicken."
"Why should I?"
"What are you, a fuckin' pussy?"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 28, 2018, 10:45:36 am
Today the dumpster fire is burning bright, so let's take a moment to appreciate the small things. Like tea weather. I can wear a sweater today, drink some lovely black tea. Today is a pot of The Melange Russe, something akin to a lighter Earl Grey tea. Learning how to make a great pot of loose leaf tea is its own reward.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 29, 2018, 01:17:37 pm
"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I sell my ceramic creations do discerning individuals."
"Ugh, not another teac up artist."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 30, 2018, 08:42:12 am
A league of college Greek organizations for users of mobility scooters.

Rascal Frats
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 01, 2018, 02:54:52 am
I came across a Wikipedia article with academic writing style attribution instead of the normal Wikipedia superscript square brackets links and I was legitimately confused for a second
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on October 01, 2018, 05:34:41 am
i dont understand half the things i see these days and im okay with that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on October 01, 2018, 01:14:48 pm
Free nickname:
Kanzi Scheme
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on October 01, 2018, 03:48:43 pm
Weird Bowel Stankovic
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 01, 2018, 04:48:30 pm
For some reason I thought all the members of the B-52s were gay, turns out I'm wrong
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 01, 2018, 05:10:38 pm
the life of the catbus from my neighbour totoro was probably hell
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 01, 2018, 05:11:41 pm
For some reason I thought all the members of the B-52s were gay, turns out I'm wrong
A Meat, October 01, 2018, 04:48:30 pm
Yeah Cindy's straight.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 02, 2018, 06:25:28 pm
For some reason I thought all the members of the B-52s were gay, turns out I'm wrong
A Meat, October 01, 2018, 04:48:30 pm

For some reason I thought all the members of the B-52s were american long-range, subsonic, jet-powered strategic bombers with turgid, drippy phalluses, turns out i listened to a Curse Forced Aeromorph .mp3, was hypnotized into forgetting it, and only broke the spell last week

edit: moral of the story never listen to your personal last.fm radio mix, srs, PSA, do be scared
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on October 03, 2018, 10:04:18 pm
it's weird that we're so prone to making up wierd sectarian divides over trivial things. like when two people have differing opinions their initial instinct is always defensive. one could ascribe this to the epoch of the internet but given the historic persecution of left-handed people or the public disdain for disco in the late 70s i think this may be intrinsic to human behaviour. but in spite of all this, hopefully in the future we can overcome our nature, unite as a species, and finally ban pineapple on pizza
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 03, 2018, 11:10:05 pm
it's weird that we're so prone to making up wierd sectarian divides over trivial things. like when two people have differing opinions their initial instinct is always defensive. one could ascribe this to the epoch of the internet but given the historic persecution of left-handed people or the public disdain for disco in the late 70s i think this may be intrinsic to human behaviour. but in spite of all this, hopefully in the future we can overcome our nature, unite as a species, and finally ban pineapple on pizza
krytton, October 03, 2018, 10:04:18 pm
how else will you tenderize the pizza
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 04, 2018, 02:00:16 am
Turning Point USA Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry Series
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 04, 2018, 03:17:44 am
it's weird that we're so prone to making up wierd sectarian divides over trivial things. like when two people have differing opinions their initial instinct is always defensive. one could ascribe this to the epoch of the internet but given the historic persecution of left-handed people or the public disdain for disco in the late 70s i think this may be intrinsic to human behaviour. but in spite of all this, hopefully in the future we can overcome our nature, unite as a species, and finally ban pineapple on pizza
krytton, October 03, 2018, 10:04:18 pm

...
And so I asked him, peameal bacon and pineapple on pizza or canadian bacon and pineapple on pizza, and he said canadian bacon and pineapple on pizza, so I screamed "Die, heretic!" and pushed him off the bridge
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 04, 2018, 09:35:02 am
Salamence is just a jet with a neck. Aka a Latios for a head.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 04, 2018, 10:13:59 am
it's weird that we're so prone to making up wierd sectarian divides over trivial things. like when two people have differing opinions their initial instinct is always defensive. one could ascribe this to the epoch of the internet but given the historic persecution of left-handed people or the public disdain for disco in the late 70s i think this may be intrinsic to human behaviour. but in spite of all this, hopefully in the future we can overcome our nature, unite as a species, and finally ban pineapple on pizza
krytton, October 03, 2018, 10:04:18 pm

...
And so I asked him, peameal bacon and pineapple on pizza or canadian bacon and pineapple on pizza, and he said canadian bacon and pineapple on pizza, so I screamed "Die, heretic!" and pushed him off the bridge
chai tea latte, October 04, 2018, 03:17:44 am

Shit that sounds amazing. Bacon and pineapple pizza is delicious, and I will die on that hill.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 04, 2018, 11:53:00 am
"Where are you joe DiMaggio" way to date yourselves Simon and garfunkel.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 04, 2018, 01:14:08 pm
Every time I see Chai's cheevo count all I hear in my head is "420 owe weed errday"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: The Smoking Dad on October 04, 2018, 01:20:49 pm
Aliens vs Predator: Dancing All Night
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on October 04, 2018, 06:40:30 pm
Was looking for pictures of Lee Young-ae's character in JSA and one of the first results was from a site called kpopherald dot com
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 07, 2018, 11:45:05 am
I'm glad the free market of ideas exists so I can buy and eat up the same shit over and over w/o anyone getting on my case about it
im adulting like a boss [coolspot][earthworm][sonic]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 07, 2018, 05:51:18 pm
suspect was glomped by law enforcement,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 08, 2018, 08:54:50 am
I've adopted my halloween name of boooo566 and I'd just like to make it clear that it's being used in the sense of the surprise/scare rather than in the shouting someone down because you don't like them sense.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on October 08, 2018, 09:30:38 am
I've adopted my halloween name of boooo566 and I'd just like to make it clear that it's being used in the sense of the surprise/scare rather than in the shouting someone down because you don't like them sense.
boooo566, October 08, 2018, 08:54:50 am

i was going to read your post but i see you have insulted me by booing me through the medium of name. blocked and reported.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 08, 2018, 02:46:50 pm
i'm in a Domain/subset relationship, learning how to be better at indiscrete Topology
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on October 08, 2018, 06:26:42 pm
Everything Wrong With My Dick in 17 Minutes or Less.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 09, 2018, 06:10:37 am
I've adopted my halloween name of boooo566 and I'd just like to make it clear that it's being used in the sense of the surprise/scare rather than in the shouting someone down because you don't like them sense.
boooo566, October 08, 2018, 08:54:50 am

i was going to read your post but i see you have insulted me by booing me through the medium of name. blocked and reported.
krytton, October 08, 2018, 09:30:38 am

oh yeah that post was directed at everyone else, I'm booing Guest specifically
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on October 09, 2018, 07:02:17 am
I've adopted my halloween name of boooo566 and I'd just like to make it clear that it's being used in the sense of the surprise/scare rather than in the shouting someone down because you don't like them sense.
boooo566, October 08, 2018, 08:54:50 am

i have been stewing over this indignity all day, and i came back to give you a piece of my mind - but upon reading your post i find myself realizing: alas! 'tis halloween, the season of spook! and i have misconstrued your festive title as an insult, directed at me, specifically! ah, but i must apologize, and hope we may put this furor behind us.

oh yeah that post was directed at everyone else, I'm booing Guest specifically
boooo566, October 09, 2018, 06:10:37 am

ah fuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on October 10, 2018, 05:10:58 am
Why do furries always want a prehensile tail, and not a prehensile nose, like an elephant’s
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on October 10, 2018, 05:55:54 am
Why do furries always want a prehensile tail, and not a prehensile nose, like an elephant’s
My username is Shigan and I'm here to say, October 10, 2018, 05:10:58 am

cant stick a nose up your own ass
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 10, 2018, 06:58:12 am
Why do furries always want a prehensile tail, and not a prehensile nose, like an elephant’s
My username is Shigan and I'm here to say, October 10, 2018, 05:10:58 am

cant stick a nose up your own ass
krytton, October 10, 2018, 05:55:54 am

I mean maybe if you're a coward you can't.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on October 10, 2018, 02:54:41 pm
I've missed my opportunity to say this in context for 5 weeks now so I'm going to put it here instead

la mulana
doo doo dodoo do
la mulana
doo doo doo doot
la mulana
doo doo dodoo doot dodoo doot
dodoo doot dodoo dodoo doo doo do doo doot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 10, 2018, 07:04:20 pm
Sing us your turtle song!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 12, 2018, 12:12:29 am
Are we doin a shitty dudes who really like the movie 300 forum for ep three hundo?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 12, 2018, 06:22:30 am
(http://static.spin.com/files/130531-james-murphy.jpg)

God I'm so done with Steve Bannon
AgentCoop, April 07, 2017, 11:04:08 am

Now that it's been well over a year for this post...

Do you think he quit because he read all the pamphlets... and watched The Tape?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 12, 2018, 12:12:29 pm
It's actually pronounced "Sea Hashtag".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 12, 2018, 02:08:12 pm
I propose replacing the stages of the galaxy brain meme with this:

(https://i.imgur.com/rX0Y9cR.png?1)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 13, 2018, 11:58:27 pm
Would a liqueur made with grapes just be a shitty wine?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 14, 2018, 10:17:50 am
Would a liqueur made with grapes just be a shitty wine?
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, October 13, 2018, 11:58:27 pm
not really but kind of (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grappa)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 14, 2018, 12:57:10 pm
Would a liqueur made with grapes just be a shitty wine?
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, October 13, 2018, 11:58:27 pm
not really but kind of (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grappa)
chai tea latte, October 14, 2018, 10:17:50 am

Well damn, learn new things every day. Now I have to try some!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 15, 2018, 11:13:38 am
somewhere in the world, some poor lab tech or undergrad had to spend the whole day looking at jizz through a microscope
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on October 15, 2018, 01:06:57 pm
Would a liqueur made with grapes just be a shitty wine?
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, October 13, 2018, 11:58:27 pm
not really but kind of (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grappa)
chai tea latte, October 14, 2018, 10:17:50 am

Well damn, learn new things every day. Now I have to try some!
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, October 14, 2018, 12:57:10 pm

I don't know about a grape liqueur, grappa's a brandy. If you were using grapes to flavor a distilled spirit the end result would be more like a fortified wine, such as Sherry or Port.
Definitely still try grappa though, it just won't be as grapey as you expect
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 15, 2018, 03:41:27 pm
Danganronpaul
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on October 16, 2018, 09:38:15 am
one thing i don't think i'll ever understand is people who get really mad and angry over things they don't like. not, like, people or politics but people who are really angry that a video game or movie doesn't look good and they don't want to buy it. posting forum rants about how this looks like shit and how dare they do this. i don't care about this thing, i can't believe it! after a while it just feels like its either performative rage or finding reasons to be angry. just, disengage, don't bother with that anymore. the world becomes a lot less frustrating once you stop caring about the things you don't care about.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 16, 2018, 11:23:19 am
The person you're describing sounds like they do care a lot. Does it change if they hate it but do care?

Also idk i can think of a podcast or two that deliberately seek out things they aren't connected to but dang are they enthusiastic about the terrible things they're reading...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 16, 2018, 03:01:33 pm
OK Google,
Automated Teller Machine is actually a human teller inside?

OK Google,
Automated Teller Machine but it's a human teller inside? NOT porn
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on October 16, 2018, 04:17:43 pm
OK Google,
Automated Teller Machine is actually a human teller inside?

OK Google,
Automated Teller Machine but it's a human teller inside? NOT porn
Spooks, October 16, 2018, 03:01:33 pm
Ok, searching the web for "Automated Teller Machine but it's a human teller inside?-HOT PORN!!!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 16, 2018, 04:18:40 pm
OK Google,
Automated Teller Machine is actually a human teller inside?

OK Google,
Automated Teller Machine but it's a human teller inside? NOT porn
Spooks, October 16, 2018, 03:01:33 pm
Teller/Automatic Teller slashfic
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 16, 2018, 04:29:55 pm
OK Google,
Automated Teller Machine is actually a human teller inside?

OK Google,
Automated Teller Machine but it's a human teller inside? NOT porn
Spooks, October 16, 2018, 03:01:33 pm

Enter your PINis and get that money shot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 17, 2018, 12:16:54 am
Epic Rap Battles of History: Pol Pot vs Jerry Brown
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 17, 2018, 06:07:17 am
live http://twitch.tv event where war criminal Henry Kissinger is sat in his wheelchair on a conveyor belt above one of those grinders for livestock and chatting "die" pushes him forward a bit and "live" rolls him slightly further back to safety
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 18, 2018, 03:00:11 am
Why is my name the first thing that I have to tell you when I specifically signed up for Alcoholics Anonymous?

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/011/307/Screen_Shot_2012-09-13_at_9.39.39_AM.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 18, 2018, 05:51:31 am
Septic Tank Top
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on October 18, 2018, 09:10:40 am
I found a site (https://fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflation) that adjusts "Never spend more than 20 bucks on a computer game" for inflation so you can keep up to date on how much money you should never spend on a computer game
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 18, 2018, 02:39:36 pm
DDLG contract law specialist
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 18, 2018, 06:22:02 pm
Hey, teacher! Leave us, kids, alone, to play Fortnite! XDDD
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 18, 2018, 07:05:54 pm
Why is "meteoric rise" a phrase when meteors are known for falling
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on October 18, 2018, 08:14:02 pm
BITCOIN

WOO-OO
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on October 19, 2018, 07:39:54 pm
The Nofap community, also known as II, short for Idiots Incongruous,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 19, 2018, 10:23:19 pm
Nunchaku
Numbchucks
Nun-chucks
A nun chucks numbing nunchaku made from other nuns.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 20, 2018, 04:43:43 am
a trans lady who wants internet points should tweet 'HRT ate my balls'
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on October 20, 2018, 11:35:32 am
I really enjoy the music of Jelly Roll Morton. He had some great players in his band, like Labia Jones, Gash McCoy, and Hoo-Ha Smith.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 20, 2018, 02:56:53 pm
I decided to grow a mustache for no good reason. It's probably a stupid decision but I'm gonna see it through until someone tells me not to.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on October 20, 2018, 09:46:11 pm
I decided to grow a mustache for no good reason. It's probably a stupid decision but I'm gonna see it through until someone tells me not to.
60 Minutes Sherman Tank Control, October 20, 2018, 02:56:53 pm

That's how I ended up growing a beard down to my chest a couple years ago.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 20, 2018, 09:48:38 pm
I decided to grow a mustache for no good reason. It's probably a stupid decision but I'm gonna see it through until someone tells me not to.
60 Minutes Sherman Tank Control, October 20, 2018, 02:56:53 pm
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 21, 2018, 10:02:54 am
Vin Diesel is the mega evolution of Eminem. Think about it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 21, 2018, 10:09:33 am
Masturbatehoven
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 21, 2018, 10:33:52 am
It's late october, why is it so hot.

My bedroom is perfectly designed to have a big glass wall where the sun shines in from midmorning until it disappears behind the next building slightly before sunset.



Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 22, 2018, 07:53:48 am
Art is not that which dispenses meaning, but that which imparts it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on October 22, 2018, 08:43:06 am
Masturbatehoven
A Meat, October 21, 2018, 10:09:33 am

What an amazing Clockwork Orange sequel this conjures
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on October 22, 2018, 11:20:41 am
throwing my phone + hard drive into the mississippi river bc i have the full discography of macross 82-99 and a chinese emo band on both and bc they have japanese/chinese characters in their song title my library looks like it's 90% anime nerd music even though it's only about 50 songs total. do not try and find me when i go offline.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on October 24, 2018, 12:35:50 am
who revives the post punk revival?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 24, 2018, 10:00:29 am
who revives the post punk revival?
krytton, October 24, 2018, 12:35:50 am
idles
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on October 24, 2018, 09:13:37 pm
O'Hare International Airport is in zip code 60666.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on October 25, 2018, 12:55:50 pm
If I was president instead of oppressing minorities I'd put AVGN videos in the library of congress
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on October 25, 2018, 09:15:59 pm
This Ain't Adobe Max XXX
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 27, 2018, 05:43:23 am
Getting findommed by a bunch of squares in creative suits is how I'd describe the software market, too.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 27, 2018, 06:11:16 am
Getting findommed by a bunch of squares in creative suits is how I'd describe the software market, too.
Spooks, October 27, 2018, 05:43:23 am
Adobe is basically a findom pioneer when you think about it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 27, 2018, 07:00:34 am
Adobe is basically a findom pioneer when you think about it
A Meat, October 27, 2018, 06:11:16 am

a penis' foreword and a book's foreskin aren't very different, when I think about it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 27, 2018, 07:27:16 am
Walking a dog for a friend, I can't let it off the lead because it's called Tupac and I don't think I can get away with running across the park yelling after it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 27, 2018, 07:48:50 am
Adobe is basically a findom pioneer when you think about it
A Meat, October 27, 2018, 06:11:16 am

a penis' foreword and a book's foreskin aren't very different, when I think about it
Spooks, October 27, 2018, 07:00:34 am
paperback books come pre-circumsized
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on October 27, 2018, 11:35:01 am
Adobe is basically a findom pioneer when you think about it
A Meat, October 27, 2018, 06:11:16 am

a penis' foreword and a book's foreskin aren't very different, when I think about it
Spooks, October 27, 2018, 07:00:34 am
paperback books come pre-circumsized
A Meat, October 27, 2018, 07:48:50 am
Dust jackin' it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 27, 2018, 04:06:33 pm
Not gay as in happy, but queer as in "do you know what I'm doing to the soil?"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on October 28, 2018, 05:31:53 pm
"Bulwark" sounds like a noise your dog makes when it's about to be very sick everywhere
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 29, 2018, 06:06:25 pm
"Bulwark" sounds like a noise your dog makes when it's about to be very sick everywhere
Carbon, October 28, 2018, 05:31:53 pm
I still feel a little sad that "bulkweh" is the new preferred term.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 31, 2018, 04:38:45 pm
After the invention of the ovipositor "yiffing" became a mainstay in the furry subculture's lexicon due to "getting laid" taking on an entirely different meaning.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 01, 2018, 06:08:59 pm
I hate it when an acquaintance randomly mentions some extremely online topic and then I have to weigh whether or not I should respond and reveal that I know what they’re talking about.
Darkly, November 01, 2018, 05:55:06 pm
The answer is always no. Let them fully incriminate first.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 02, 2018, 12:40:58 am
I hate it when an acquaintance randomly mentions some extremely online topic and then I have to weigh whether or not I should respond and reveal that I know what they’re talking about.
Darkly, November 01, 2018, 05:55:06 pm
The answer is always no. Let them fully incriminate first.
Shell Game, November 01, 2018, 06:08:59 pm
this is a fun game to play with younger siblings/cousins/nieces/whatever, where when they tell you about something online, try to feign ignorance until the very very end, and possibly afterwards as well
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on November 02, 2018, 12:07:57 pm
Whoever got people to buy cold tomato soup as a healthy drink is a stone cold marketing genius.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on November 02, 2018, 05:08:14 pm
Whoever got people to buy cold tomato soup as a healthy drink is a stone cold marketing genius.
LancashireMcGee, November 02, 2018, 12:07:57 pm

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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 03, 2018, 06:07:38 am
I have this joke in my head about accusing random celebs of being pedophiles and I hope it stays there
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 04, 2018, 12:10:02 am
Government just announced they invented Beer 2
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Post by: Yavuz on November 04, 2018, 04:38:59 pm
"In 2007 the commander ruled that the lion's penis had to be removed. Since civilian women are often sexually abused in the war zones of the world, they did not consider the depiction of a penis appropriate on a uniform worn into battle. However, this decision has been questioned by some Swedish heraldists, including heraldic artist Vladimir Sagerlund, who has asserted that coats of arms containing lions without a penis were historically given to those who had betrayed the Swedish Crown."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 04, 2018, 10:06:44 pm
Stone Cauldron Steve Austin the Salem Rattlesnake
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 07, 2018, 01:41:08 am
it turns out Hobo johnson was kicked out of his house at 19 by his abusive dad and actually spent time as a hobo. why the fuck are his songs failed beat poetry about girls that don't like him
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on November 07, 2018, 12:25:40 pm
Incelsior!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 07, 2018, 01:26:37 pm
what if nautical terms became slang?
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Post by: Shell Game on November 07, 2018, 02:33:59 pm
what if nautical terms became slang?
A Meat, November 07, 2018, 01:26:37 pm
I can't fathom it.
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Post by: krytton on November 08, 2018, 04:40:54 am
say what you will about richard dawkins, he did coin the term "meme", which is not a sacrifice many of us would have been willing to make
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 08, 2018, 08:01:11 am
say what you will about richard dawkins, he did coin the term "meme", which is not a sacrifice many of us would have been willing to make
krytton, November 08, 2018, 04:40:54 am
coined and then became one
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on November 08, 2018, 10:19:51 am
what if nautical terms became slang?
A Meat, November 07, 2018, 01:26:37 pm
I can't fathom it.
Shell Game, November 07, 2018, 02:33:59 pm
This pun is out of my league.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 08, 2018, 10:43:02 am
what if nautical terms became slang?
A Meat, November 07, 2018, 01:26:37 pm
I can't fathom it.
Shell Game, November 07, 2018, 02:33:59 pm
This pun is out of my league.
Ragnarok Boobies, November 08, 2018, 10:19:51 am

This thread has me tied up in knots
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on November 08, 2018, 11:22:05 am
*speaking into the radio in my hazmat suit* Sir, the subjects of Pun Thread have broken containment again
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 08, 2018, 12:29:29 pm
didn't know the reservoir of nautical puns was this deep

anyways, something my mind does sometimes is make markov chain style sequences of words, and it'll never stop amusing me, case in point:

cold steel drum and bass booster seat
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 08, 2018, 12:36:10 pm
I have no intention of neaping my responses.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 08, 2018, 02:44:36 pm
It's high tide that ballp.it just embrace that puns are just part of the natural cycle of forums, and let that sense of humor wash over you. Hail Sea Satan.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 08, 2018, 03:05:41 pm
It's high tide that ballp.it just embrace that puns are just part of the natural cycle of forums, and let that sense of humor wash over you. Hail Sea Satan.
Abby Normal, November 08, 2018, 02:44:36 pm
They like to hadal on puns here, but i think they're the crest.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on November 08, 2018, 08:14:38 pm
its cool we have subway but where do doms get their sandwiches
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 08, 2018, 10:11:44 pm
its cool we have subway but where do doms get their sandwiches
krytton, November 08, 2018, 08:14:38 pm
Jimmy John's because it has the most torturous environment of any chain sandwich shop #LaborViolations
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 09, 2018, 12:31:03 am
its cool we have subway but where do doms get their sandwiches
krytton, November 08, 2018, 08:14:38 pm
Jimmy John's because it has the most torturous environment of any chain sandwich shop #LaborViolations
AgentCoop, November 08, 2018, 10:11:44 pm
i heard some nasty horror stories from an old coworker. both on a franchise and corporate level.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 09, 2018, 01:19:35 am
catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on November 09, 2018, 02:57:19 am
catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
A Meat, November 09, 2018, 01:19:35 am
this is a thing in some parts of America. It's weird

https://www.christianforums.com/threads/calling-god-daddy.7763939/
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 09, 2018, 04:29:26 am
catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
A Meat, November 09, 2018, 01:19:35 am
this is a thing in some parts of America. It's weird

https://www.christianforums.com/threads/calling-god-daddy.7763939/
chai tea latte, November 09, 2018, 02:57:19 am
fuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on November 09, 2018, 05:44:29 am
catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
A Meat, November 09, 2018, 01:19:35 am

step this up by saying "punish me, daddy, i've been naughty" in the confession booth
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 09, 2018, 08:42:02 am
Whenever you are feeling creatively bankrupt please remember there's a place on Earth called Newfoundland.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on November 09, 2018, 08:58:00 am
Whenever you are feeling creatively bankrupt please remember there's a place on Earth called Newfoundland.
Spooks, November 09, 2018, 08:42:02 am
Newfoundland itself might be a bit of an easy target, but the Newfies have some pretty unique town names, including Come-by-Chance, Bumble Bee Bight and Happy Valley-Goose Bay!
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Post by: Wrought on November 09, 2018, 06:19:09 pm
High school teacher: now make sure to use trustworthy academic sources, as it is difficult to find reliable sources of trustworthy information on the internet

Me in high school: Haha yeah sure

Me now: *scrolling through hundreds of pages of google results* why does everyone think Zen is a synonym for relaxation and not an actual monastic practice
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Post by: krytton on November 10, 2018, 09:03:16 am
did you know? gargoyles are a type of grotesque that siphon rainwater from the roof of a building and out their mouths. if a statue does not do this, it is simply called a grotesque. if you call a regular grotesque a gargoyle, the gargoyles from disneys gargoyles will come to your house and beat you up, and they are NOT down to fuck.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on November 10, 2018, 09:46:41 am
I remembered about “Cock cozy’s” and had fun coming up with other names for them with a coworker.

Cock moccasin - coccasin
Rod roaster
Schlong stocking
Sack wrap
Bellend Baker

Google provided “Willy warmer” and “Peter Heater”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 11, 2018, 02:22:06 pm
Everything Sucks by Reel Big Fish is more of a banger than everything in the mumbly rapist rap genre thats everywhere and they should play it at clubs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 11, 2018, 07:38:36 pm
mate, you're a circus clown from the zoo,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 12, 2018, 03:42:57 am
Chuck E. Cheese casino
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 12, 2018, 03:40:02 pm
catching up on this series of doctor who, i've just run into the mpreg episode and i bet i'd enjoy this more if i didn't spend so much time on the internet
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 12, 2018, 06:35:38 pm
Started making liqueurs for funsies and just realised I can make all of my dreams come true by making starfruit liqueur. Refreshing AND delicious!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on November 13, 2018, 02:13:04 pm
Thank God V8 isn't carbonated
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 13, 2018, 02:20:13 pm
Thank God V8 isn't carbonated
Carbon, November 13, 2018, 02:13:04 pm

But after you drink it, couldn't you say it was Carbon-ated?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 14, 2018, 01:02:19 am
Does time traveling count as traveling in basketball?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on November 15, 2018, 11:50:29 am
Starting to think everyone vouching for chili crisp on vanilla ice cream is just fucking with me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 15, 2018, 05:36:13 pm
Dad jokes 2.0: Dada jokes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on November 15, 2018, 06:38:42 pm
every time i look at the cursed images thread my life expectancy is reduced by at least ten minutes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 16, 2018, 01:03:35 am
Thank God V8 isn't carbonated
Carbon, November 13, 2018, 02:13:04 pm

But after you drink it, couldn't you say it was Carbon-ated?
Abby Normal, November 13, 2018, 02:20:13 pm

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417084818850054145/512884815838838810/Screenshot_20181115-230009_Discord.jpg)
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417084818850054145/512884815310094337/Screenshot_20181115-230030_Discord.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 16, 2018, 09:15:30 pm
The ultimate cum tribute is naming your kid after somebody
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 16, 2018, 09:15:48 pm
sorry
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ramona Chingona on November 17, 2018, 07:34:13 am
Someone should invent a little printer that you can attach to your phone for the sole purpose of putting certain Tinder profiles in the literal trash.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 17, 2018, 08:51:29 am
Narendra Moody
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on November 17, 2018, 09:03:34 am
Someone should invent a little printer that you can attach to your phone for the sole purpose of putting certain Tinder profiles in the literal trash.
Ramona Chingona, November 17, 2018, 07:34:13 am
Alternately, it is called Tinder...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 17, 2018, 07:28:15 pm
There is a dude at my gym who looks exactly like a swole Moe Szyslak
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 19, 2018, 04:21:33 am
If you use Junk you're a Junkie. If you use Weed you're a Weedy. If you use Coke you're Cokie Roberts.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on November 19, 2018, 06:06:17 am
Teaching English to little Chinese kids using English names you can always tell whether the parents chose the name or let the kid choose their own name. In the same class I had a kid called Harold and then one called Dinosaur.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Blandest on November 19, 2018, 09:36:41 am
Teaching English to little Chinese kids using English names you can always tell whether the parents chose the name or let the kid choose their own name. In the same class I had a kid called Harold and then one called Dinosaur.
Wrought, November 19, 2018, 06:06:17 am
Counterpoint. I had a Chinese friend at school whose parents choose the name Chieftain and he had a brother they called Champion. The names were chosen because they were meant to inspire greatness in the children as they studied abroad.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on November 19, 2018, 04:19:05 pm
Transhumanarchism is a more pretentious way of saying cyberpunk
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 19, 2018, 06:09:32 pm
Teaching English to little Chinese kids using English names you can always tell whether the parents chose the name or let the kid choose their own name. In the same class I had a kid called Harold and then one called Dinosaur.
Wrought, November 19, 2018, 06:06:17 am
Counterpoint. I had a Chinese friend at school whose parents choose the name Chieftain and he had a brother they called Champion. The names were chosen because they were meant to inspire greatness in the children as they studied abroad.
Blandest, November 19, 2018, 09:36:41 am

Counterpoint. I met a guy in his mid 20s in China who insisted his English name was "Skex".

He volunteered this information
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Post by: A Meat on November 20, 2018, 06:45:26 am
Gnome de guerre
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Post by: Carbon on November 20, 2018, 09:55:37 am
Gnome de guerre
A Meat, November 20, 2018, 06:45:26 am
I know one of those. He's an asshole, but he has a pretty good beard.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 20, 2018, 10:07:59 am
Cool Grandma told me never to forget my pl0x and 10x.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 20, 2018, 03:00:46 pm
They say the velvet underground & Nico album was so influential because nobody bought it, but everyone who DID buy it started a band.

Is there an equivalent for podcasts / podcasting?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 20, 2018, 03:45:52 pm
probably Uhh Yeah Dude
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 20, 2018, 04:31:30 pm
They say the velvet underground & Nico album was so influential because nobody bought it, but everyone who DID buy it started a band.

Is there an equivalent for podcasts / podcasting?
chai tea latte, November 20, 2018, 03:00:46 pm
Comedy Death Ray Radio
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 20, 2018, 04:37:57 pm
Also I used to think the best song on VU&N was Heroin but it's easily I'm Waiting For My Man
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 21, 2018, 02:20:57 am
2rot, the sequel to Tarot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: The Smoking Dad on November 21, 2018, 04:33:14 pm
What if we separated the months into 5 days each and just have 73 months
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 21, 2018, 04:48:39 pm
What if we separated the months into 5 days each and just have 73 months
The Smoking Dad, November 21, 2018, 04:33:14 pm
Think of how much rent landlords'd make you pay because they wouldn't change that part until five different laws forced them to.
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Post by: Shigan on November 22, 2018, 02:51:11 pm
Rays are just moist kites.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 22, 2018, 03:41:15 pm
I'm thankful for you punk-asses
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 22, 2018, 04:48:45 pm
What if we separated the months into 5 days each and just have 73 months
The Smoking Dad, November 21, 2018, 04:33:14 pm
Think of how much rent landlords'd make you pay because they wouldn't change that part until five different laws forced them to.
Shell Game, November 21, 2018, 04:48:39 pm

My rent is due on the 26th day of each month. Suck it, landlord.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 23, 2018, 12:03:01 am
I bet theres some good audio Neil Armstrong complaining to Houston because the freeze dried food made him constipated.

Edit: an astronaut did complain about farts (https://io9.gizmodo.com/5907904/the-time-an-apollo-16-astronaut-swore-about-farting-on-the-moon) though.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 23, 2018, 02:18:35 am
Before you increase your sex power you should make sure your sex power supply can handle it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 23, 2018, 12:52:02 pm
The Prince from Katamari Damacy is Jesus Christ and the Katamari is the Holy Spirit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on November 25, 2018, 02:00:08 am
learned about chestertons fence and now i am wise beyond my years
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Post by: Shell Game on November 25, 2018, 03:21:42 am
I've found that if i wanna make myself feel better, i can go to twitter and respond to a k thor jensen tweet with a pun and wait for that sweet reward response trigger in my brain from his like.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on November 25, 2018, 05:12:49 pm
The Purge, where, for one night of the year, all crime is moral.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 26, 2018, 12:25:51 am
The singular for rice should be rouse, also dice to douse
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 26, 2018, 04:29:41 pm
The singular for rice should be rouse, also dice to douse
A Meat, November 26, 2018, 12:25:51 am

Rousing someone from their sleep takes on a new, starchy context!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on November 26, 2018, 05:25:30 pm
Today listening to NPR I heard about "an achievement that to this day remains unprecedented"...might be one of the most stealth-dumb things I've ever heard said?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 26, 2018, 05:46:45 pm
Today listening to NPR I heard about "an achievement that to this day remains unprecedented"...might be one of the most stealth-dumb things I've ever heard said?
Carbon, November 26, 2018, 05:25:30 pm
Today reading this post, i waited patiently for a cheevos joke that never came.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on November 26, 2018, 10:33:25 pm
Pikachu is stored in the balls
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 27, 2018, 02:07:08 am
Is putting cocoa in milk considered spicing it?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lumbermouth on November 27, 2018, 08:27:11 pm
I hope we eventually get to see a movie where Jewel plays Hayden Panettiere's mom.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 28, 2018, 02:01:14 am
Corpulent + pork = porkulent
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Post by: A Meat on November 28, 2018, 08:18:36 am
Cotton eyed Joe is probably the most popular song written from the perspective of a cuckold.
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on November 28, 2018, 12:06:19 pm
Cotton eyed Joe is probably the most popular song written from the perspective of a cuckold.
A Meat, November 28, 2018, 08:18:36 am

I would counter with Dolly Parton's Jolene but ACKSHULLY she would be a cuckquean
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 28, 2018, 12:07:21 pm
Cotton eyed Joe is probably the most popular song written from the perspective of a cuckold.
A Meat, November 28, 2018, 08:18:36 am


The lullaby version of this song makes the cuckholding even worse!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 28, 2018, 12:11:36 pm
I'd argue Self Esteem by The Offspring but honestly if the last 20 years have taught me anything it's that the offspring guy probably deserves it
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Post by: Cheapskate on November 28, 2018, 05:50:00 pm
How soon we forget “Lyin’ Eyes” by The Eagles, in which we not only confront a cheating woman, but we learn that there is an entire side of town devoted to cheating.
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Post by: Lumbermouth on November 28, 2018, 11:35:10 pm
Dave Navarro is pretending that a picture of my friend’s new tattoo is actually his new tattoo.

I don’t know why he would do this.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 29, 2018, 04:55:31 am
Porn parodies of famous classical music

Peter and the MILF
Pictures of an Exhibitionist
Ode to JOI (alternatively Chode to Joy)
Appalachian Spring Break:Ho down
Dom Giovanni
The carnival of the animals, but with the movements being asses, cocks, pussies, and aunts ( and other puns)
Dan's Sabre
Masturbatehoven 3: Sinfonia Erotica
F(lesh)light of the Bumblebees

The nutcracker Is already one
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on November 29, 2018, 10:10:36 am
The optimist sees the glass as half full.
The pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
The fetishist wants to put an MLP figurine in the glass and do horrible horrible things.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 29, 2018, 03:40:31 pm
I really hate people describing things as Overrated. phrasing an opinion as everybody else being wrong doesn't sit well with me. don't be afraid to say I liked/didn't like it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 29, 2018, 06:36:12 pm
Overheard a couple planning a wedding and I'm suddenly very tired and lost $20 out of my wallet
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on November 30, 2018, 07:28:51 am
Porn parodies of famous classical music

Peter and the MILF
Pictures of an Exhibitionist
Ode to JOI (alternatively Chode to Joy)
Appalachian Spring Break:Ho down
Dom Giovanni
The carnival of the animals, but with the movements being asses, cocks, pussies, and aunts ( and other puns)
Dan's Sabre
Masturbatehoven 3: Sinfonia Erotica
F(lesh)light of the Bumblebees

The nutcracker Is already one
A Meat, November 29, 2018, 04:55:31 am

And Mozart’s Leck Mich im Arsch. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on November 30, 2018, 11:40:59 am
Yartzstick (pronounced yardstick)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 30, 2018, 03:02:46 pm
They should rename Portal to Chell Game.
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Post by: Shell Game on November 30, 2018, 05:52:16 pm
They should rename Portal to Chell Game.
Spooks, November 30, 2018, 03:02:46 pm
I found this post INSIGHTFUL!
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Post by: Shell Game on November 30, 2018, 07:07:10 pm
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6d/25/1d/6d251d4b010173b2b2f45d8bd86c14be.jpg)

Our state flag is the only one with two different sides. We get a beaver on the back, and that's nice.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 30, 2018, 09:37:41 pm
very few people know this but in the original text of plato's allegory of the cave instead of watching the shadows on the wall everybody was arguing about whether hot dogs were sandwiches
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on December 01, 2018, 04:19:26 am
Command & Conker
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 01, 2018, 11:11:33 am
Every stalker can be a gangstalker if they're a multiple system.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 02, 2018, 04:09:13 pm
Carrion, my wayward son
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Post by: Wrought on December 02, 2018, 05:49:31 pm
you know how all those youtube "skeptic" channels have their own mascot that's like a thing in a suit or a bust of some historical figure or something? that's a Bigotsona
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 02, 2018, 06:23:08 pm
you know how all those youtube "skeptic" channels have their own mascot that's like a thing in a suit or a bust of some historical figure or something? that's a Bigotsona
Wrought, December 02, 2018, 05:49:31 pm
slursona
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 03, 2018, 09:30:15 pm
i feel like all my childhood memories are in 144p with no other resolutions
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on December 03, 2018, 09:54:37 pm
Super Eyepatch Wolf and Hbomberguy are the same person.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 04, 2018, 04:57:25 pm
The Stoner/Lesbian spectrum of cartoon demographics
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 04, 2018, 05:40:00 pm
Not Safe For Work Chemistry Nerdcore Rap:

Hey girl I wanna be
your horny substrate,
you in a dom state.

My microscope, you
will jerk off into
an aggregate.

You fuckin' good, too,
you make me drink my
acidic jizz straight.

Not on the rocks, you
got mine off, due
to your prostate

massage, Uh-uh, ugh,
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under,
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Post by: Carbon on December 04, 2018, 06:11:59 pm
I keep wanting to check Facebook, remembering I deactivated it, mentally slapping myself, and then coming here instead. Thanks for being here, ballp.it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 04, 2018, 10:59:22 pm
Mani (the founder of manicheaism) considered King Ashoka a persecutor of Buddhism.

For reference, Ashoka was to Buddhism what Constantine the Great was to Christianity.

The third calumniator was Wpr’tt (?), the shaman (= Buddhist) and King Shoka (= Ashoka), who slandered the
Buddha. Quote from

I know WHY he would say something like that but I'm really interested in what his reasoning was when trying to discuss this with buddhists.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 04, 2018, 11:34:24 pm
Fight Club but with Drizzt D’urden
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 05, 2018, 11:54:45 am
Losing what little savings I have left "betting on the xfl"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 06, 2018, 12:22:47 am
michael stipe has probably eaten pussy, he's a nice guy who respects women and was also a rock star, so I can imagine him doing that. Fred Durst has also, but he did it wrong somehow. Not sure about everybody else.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 06, 2018, 03:02:43 pm
Christian Bale would be an interesting James Bond, and also we'd have to refer to him as Bale Bond
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 07, 2018, 04:30:50 am
does anybody have a let's play channel exclusively on porn sites? like, not porn games, just idk, GTAV or something
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 07, 2018, 09:34:12 am
Self inflicting testicular torsion as an all-natural means of personal castration.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 07, 2018, 01:49:00 pm
Louis Vittu
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 07, 2018, 01:57:05 pm
Everyone in existence blinks at once to make the universe stop existing, but because of one creep when everyone opens their eyes the universe is still there except everyone is now an Equestria Girl.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on December 08, 2018, 07:52:52 am
"curiosity killed the cat" is a useful and versatile idiom until you say "but satisfaction brought it back"

like the full phrase is basically just saying "me like learn"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 08, 2018, 12:23:18 pm
from Wykkidpedia, the free clown encyclopedia
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on December 08, 2018, 12:42:41 pm
"me like learn"
krytton, December 08, 2018, 07:52:52 am
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 08, 2018, 02:59:56 pm
the opposite of a condom is a prosub
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on December 08, 2018, 05:30:33 pm
Watching a marathon of Three Stooges shorts and hitting myself with a hammer really takes the edge off the world's descent into utter madness.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 09, 2018, 06:10:38 am
I named my Butterfree PaulaDeen, for I am a man of many contradictions.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on December 09, 2018, 11:37:44 am
I'm the Michael Winslow of Jinglecats.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lumbermouth on December 09, 2018, 08:09:44 pm
I was swiping on Tinder while listening to The Paper Chase and had to stop after like five minutes because I felt like a serial killer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 10, 2018, 11:46:07 am
Sonic: the Gathering
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 10, 2018, 11:46:41 am
Sonic: the Gathering
A Meat, December 10, 2018, 11:46:07 am

That might make the muscles a more palatable choice
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on December 10, 2018, 09:23:51 pm
I tried writing a script for a show because I was bored and it ended up being mostly ripping off the airplane scenes from It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World and some Three Stooges references thrown in.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 12, 2018, 06:48:34 am
David Duke the Bad Grand Dragon
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 12, 2018, 09:24:16 am
Bad, bad, dragon dong
Biggest dick in this whole damn song
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 12, 2018, 10:59:42 am
When a website tells me about their Cookie policy:
I Understand and I Wish to Proceed

When my dog is outside, whining and scratching at the door for me to let her in:
I Understand and My Dog Wishes to Proceed
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on December 14, 2018, 10:45:16 am
A bot that searches lyrics sites for songs that rhyme cry and goodbye
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 15, 2018, 02:48:38 am
There’s Chad and Stacey, but why don’t incels have a name
Darkly, December 14, 2018, 08:10:18 am
this but in reverse
(https://i.redd.it/w97tyn8g16jz.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 15, 2018, 03:56:56 pm
So there are kinksters that wear buttplugs all day, but everybody has to poop eventually. So there's a good possibility that when the toilet had an "out of order" sign on it in your office it was because someone's buttplug got stuck in the U trap.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on December 15, 2018, 09:57:20 pm
So there are kinksters that wear buttplugs all day, but everybody has to poop eventually. So there's a good possibility that when the toilet had an "out of order" sign on it in your office it was because someone's buttplug got stuck in the U trap.
Jackal Flapnasty, December 15, 2018, 03:56:56 pm

dissolving disposable buttplugs, we can sell millions to meth_latex_catsuit_doll
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 16, 2018, 09:35:47 pm
Blister in the sun but as performed by William Shatner
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on December 17, 2018, 01:09:33 am
Protein powder that's also dehydrated bloody Mary mix
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 17, 2018, 04:34:21 am
Protein powder that's also dehydrated bloody Mary mix
Carbon, December 17, 2018, 01:09:33 am
Protein powder that tastes like canned tuna, so you don't even notice it when you add it to your tuna shakes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ashto on December 17, 2018, 09:10:48 pm
I don't have a pointless thought per se. I just needed an excuse to post, so that way Sham bam bamina has to see my avatar in the wild again.

You're welcome Sham!
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 17, 2018, 11:10:13 pm
the mountain goats guy makes way too many references to vampires for it to not be a warning
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 17, 2018, 11:14:24 pm
clownge
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 17, 2018, 11:22:14 pm
...mossy cove...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 18, 2018, 05:01:26 pm
an eyelid, but for your ear, an earlid
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on December 19, 2018, 10:34:19 am
an eyelid, but for your ear, an earlid
A Meat, December 18, 2018, 05:01:26 pm

You mean you don't have the muscle that folds the ear over and forms a seal? Weird.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 19, 2018, 11:24:14 am
It must be a tough going, being an epileptic burglar working the holiday season.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 20, 2018, 12:54:06 am
Who are the daddy dom/little girl patient zero and can we try them at the Hague
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 20, 2018, 02:47:29 am
Fiona the hippo is a threat to our democracy. Fight me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 20, 2018, 09:34:51 am
a titfuck is technically a sternal rub if you do it vigorously enough
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 20, 2018, 03:13:13 pm
yabar dabar due
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on December 20, 2018, 08:25:00 pm
a titfuck is technically a sternal rub if you do it vigorously enough
A Meat, December 20, 2018, 09:34:51 am

I love it when women rub their vaginas against my rib cage.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 20, 2018, 09:59:31 pm
a titfuck is technically a sternal rub if you do it vigorously enough
A Meat, December 20, 2018, 09:34:51 am

I love it when women rub their vaginas against my rib cage.
Mique, December 20, 2018, 08:25:00 pm

Ribbed for her pleasure
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 20, 2018, 11:06:44 pm
https://twitter.com/Oregonian/status/1075873455797649413?s=20

He lived the life he wanted.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 21, 2018, 11:31:35 am
Just found an article dated December 16th 2017 with the title "when will bitcoin crash" and they did not predict "literally next week"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 21, 2018, 04:12:56 pm
still not too late for a 2018 ska revival
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 22, 2018, 03:48:16 am
still not too late for a 2018 ska revival
GirlKisser420, December 21, 2018, 04:12:56 pm

I mean, agreed, but if they want to meet deadline at this point they should really pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 23, 2018, 03:38:44 am
broke: ascribing D&D alignments and classes to characters and real people
Woke: Figuring out people's rune affinities and whether they're Illuminated or not, discussing if they do heroquests
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 23, 2018, 03:05:19 pm
How have your posts disrespected Mike Love today?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on December 23, 2018, 07:23:50 pm
You know that thing where you grab a glass and some milk and then put the glass back in the fridge without thinking?

I just went to put on my jacket and took my shirt off instead. Thankfully, no one was around, but it makes me wonder if I had a stroke or something at some point.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 25, 2018, 03:10:17 am
Santa gave me all natural pink Himalayan rock salt.

Gonna.make some raw gloop when I get home
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 25, 2018, 11:44:31 am
This summer, exclusively on Pornhub Premium:

A sphincter is haunting Europe — the sphincter of colonism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holey alliance to exercise this sphincter: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 25, 2018, 11:48:04 am
I wonder how oftenf the bull and the cuckold in a weird cuckolding relationship end up together with the wife out of the picture
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 25, 2018, 12:31:16 pm
Merry Christmas to all. Whether or not this year, this holiday season, this chapter in your life, has been positive and joyous, I want you all to know that this community has been really special to me and I cherish the memories and stories we've shared with one another.

If you're wondering if I mean YOU, yeah, you too. Yes, you too, Guest. God bless.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 25, 2018, 06:08:29 pm
Novel idea: Open a Chinese, vegetarian restaurant that offers meals in the Zen tradition, but only prepares them in a double oven. The name, therefore, would be "The Eightfold Plath".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 26, 2018, 10:42:33 pm
Yo, the sky looks like its pooping the moon out tonight, check it out.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 27, 2018, 03:14:57 am
You'd need an astonishingly big yard if you wanted your milkshake to bring all the boys to it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on December 27, 2018, 02:32:07 pm
You'd need an astonishingly big yard if you wanted your milkshake to bring all the boys to it
A Meat, December 27, 2018, 03:14:57 am
https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1075007450582011910
Darkly, December 27, 2018, 12:29:38 pm
The best smelling building on earth
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 27, 2018, 02:42:55 pm
You'd need an astonishingly big yard if you wanted your milkshake to bring all the boys to it
A Meat, December 27, 2018, 03:14:57 am
https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1075007450582011910
Darkly, December 27, 2018, 12:29:38 pm
Boy stacking is the new milkshake meta.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 27, 2018, 02:50:10 pm
Goats would ruin this meta also but it'd be literal goats
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 27, 2018, 02:59:26 pm
You'd need an astonishingly big yard if you wanted your milkshake to bring all the boys to it
A Meat, December 27, 2018, 03:14:57 am
https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1075007450582011910
Darkly, December 27, 2018, 12:29:38 pm
Boy stacking is the new milkshake meta.
Jackal Flapnasty, December 27, 2018, 02:42:55 pm

So this is how large of a yard A Meat needs to bring all of the boys to it. Well, maybe about 50% that size
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 28, 2018, 02:59:34 am
twerking in a coal mine
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on December 30, 2018, 03:03:54 pm
proud to announce i am in twitter jail for saying "terfs go die"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 30, 2018, 08:30:21 pm
still not too late for a 2018 ska revival
GirlKisser420, December 21, 2018, 04:12:56 pm

cmon still not too late
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 30, 2018, 11:42:40 pm
2019 resolutions: more Dune references
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 31, 2018, 12:29:44 am
all dogs are catholic all cats are muslim
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 31, 2018, 05:46:14 am
all dogs are catholic all cats are muslim
chai tea latte, December 31, 2018, 12:29:44 am


Where does this leave the ferrets?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on December 31, 2018, 06:15:38 am
Novel idea: Open a Chinese, vegetarian restaurant that offers meals in the Zen tradition, but only prepares them in a double oven. The name, therefore, would be "The Eightfold Plath".
Spooks, December 25, 2018, 06:08:29 pm
I don't think this would make for a very interesting novel
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 31, 2018, 06:45:22 am
all dogs are catholic all cats are muslim
chai tea latte, December 31, 2018, 12:29:44 am


Where does this leave the ferrets?
Vinny Possum, December 31, 2018, 05:46:14 am
all mustelids follow the noble eightfold path
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on December 31, 2018, 07:17:39 am
happy 2019 fuckwads
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on January 01, 2019, 04:56:37 am
just realized i missedy chance to say 'merry yiffmas' and curse this website for all eternity

theres always next year i suppose
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 01, 2019, 08:20:10 am
twerking in a coal mine
A Meat, December 28, 2018, 02:59:34 am

the alex jonestown massacre
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 01, 2019, 12:25:08 pm
i've come up with a fun game when clicking random youtuber video essays called "Stoner or not"

major contributing factors to stoner evaluation
 -- nasally voice
 -- monotone delivery
 -- slurred speech

minor contributing factors
 -- pot laughs
 -- coughing, esp. sniffling
 -- leaving about 2 minutes of dead air in the middle of the video cause they forgot to edit it

i'm hoping to take my stereotyping algorithm to the next XOXO festival and strike a movie deal with Redman if he's still around so we can train a neural net on these fuckin videos and save shit tons of money on hiring professional stoners for the animated third installment in the How High cinematic universe (How High 2 is currently in production (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_High#Sequel)), the script to which I've had under my couch cushions since 2007 but had forgotten about until last week when i spilled one of my urine jars on the cushion and had to take it outside to dry in the winter sun (cant wash cause no water in the apartment rn, will post updates on that later)

e;cited my sourses
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 02, 2019, 06:34:02 am
Quit complaining you got in the car and said "punch it" and I just rear ended the guy in front of us and jizzed in my pants all at once. What did you expect me to do?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 02, 2019, 08:09:03 am
Can't wait for my first ham and eggs breakfast of 2019.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on January 02, 2019, 02:51:24 pm
I kept the genre-mixing machine going for too long and it spit out "a group of friends try to get their talking dog laid"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on January 02, 2019, 11:52:42 pm
I kept the genre-mixing machine going for too long and it spit out "a group of friends try to get their talking dog laid"
Wrought, January 02, 2019, 02:51:24 pm

Scooby Doo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on January 03, 2019, 06:32:11 am
in hindsight the cling-film episode has only enhanced my appreciation of roy orbison
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 03, 2019, 08:42:08 am
hi guys i forgot my password for like three/four months whats popping
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 03, 2019, 08:49:32 am
hi guys i forgot my password for like three/four months whats popping
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, January 03, 2019, 08:42:08 am
popping is the most polarizing topic in the inflation community
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 03, 2019, 01:47:53 pm
Delude yourself you want whatever you do and you'll start thinking that you're doing whatever you want.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 04, 2019, 06:24:44 am
Maybe bulldogs are born old? Like all wrinkly and everything already and that's why they die younger than other breeds.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 04, 2019, 07:03:52 am
the fact that the jewish calendar uses the babylonian names is still kinda funny to me, since they're almost all named after babylonian gods
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on January 05, 2019, 01:43:01 am
Scooby Doo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on January 05, 2019, 07:13:51 am
There is an incredibly sweet irony in the fact that J.K. Rowling tried to "solve" the problem of how wizards went to the bathroom without the use of the muggle-created plumbing system and created the infinitely larger problem of the fact that any character can instantly disappear anything without any effort or restriction
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 06, 2019, 11:42:14 am
I think the funniest thing that's ever happened to me on twitter is the time I tweeted "who is Judith Butler? Is she hot?" and a woman dm'd me to say Yes, Judith Butler Is Hot I Agree
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 06, 2019, 05:23:08 pm
people who were scared of the big rusty metal fish in banjo kazooie are having more sex than me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 06, 2019, 05:32:43 pm
people who were scared of the big rusty metal fish in banjo kazooie are having more sex than me
GirlKisser420, January 06, 2019, 05:23:08 pm
people who were turned on by the big rusty metal fish in banjo kazooie are having more sex than me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 06, 2019, 06:18:54 pm
that goes without saying, they all just go Hey Babe, I've got a Clanker for your Cavern and blammo its done
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on January 06, 2019, 07:03:20 pm
French fried onions are a fuckin' lie. There's no fuckin' onions in there. There just aren't.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 06, 2019, 07:18:46 pm
Super Dental team
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on January 06, 2019, 08:23:28 pm
IT'S GAMES DONE QUICK NOT GAMES DONE STEVE
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 07, 2019, 02:15:23 am
people who were scared of the big rusty metal fish in banjo kazooie are having more sex than me
GirlKisser420, January 06, 2019, 05:23:08 pm
people who were turned on by the big rusty metal fish in banjo kazooie are having more sex than me
A Meat, January 06, 2019, 05:32:43 pm
i am so scared and turned on by the big rusty metal fish in banjo kazooie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on January 07, 2019, 03:20:46 am
reading the last few posts to the tune of tism's "everyone else has had more sex than me"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 07, 2019, 07:17:49 am
We gotta repopularize laugh tracks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 07, 2019, 10:49:43 am
melted ice cream, also known as "water cream"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 07, 2019, 03:02:15 pm
Jelquing is like making money: the less you have, the more important even a slight increase is. Jelquing it from 9 to 5 has been often shown to work. Sympathetic magic and wishing for your assets to grow bigger also works. Yelling at the foreskin teller to put all the circumcised skin flaps in the bag at gunpoint is a quick way to get ahead - you can glue them on your chode to make it powerful, attracting higher level females - but beware the karmic consequences and the law keepers who often roam the land.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 08, 2019, 12:24:53 pm
today I learned that celery and celeriac are not the same thing, which makes a childhood memory of liking celery make more sense, because it was actually celery stalks and not celeriac stalks like my mom buys nowadays
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 08, 2019, 04:30:26 pm
The Gachimuchi boys as apostles. Billy Herrington sits in the middle of the table, baby-shaped halo round his head, and a very ripped da Vinci squirts out a tube of paint with nary a mighty flex onto his pallete, a jubilous expression aimed towards his easel; the veritable boss of this canvassed gym surveying the monumental make of his religious paean to wrestling.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on January 08, 2019, 05:45:46 pm
The Gachimuchi boys as apostles. Billy Herrington sits in the middle of the table, baby-shaped halo round his head, and a very ripped da Vinci squirts out a tube of paint with nary a mighty flex onto his pallete, a jubilous expression aimed towards his easel; the veritable boss of this canvassed gym surveying the monumental make of his religious paean to wrestling.
Spooks, January 08, 2019, 04:30:26 pm
Van betrays billy and they chain him up as punishment
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 10, 2019, 06:38:31 am
Miles Edgeworth is a sub, but he isn't a painslut
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 10, 2019, 07:52:15 am
People are going to bitch about self driving cars until there's a self driving Uber sponsored BangBus.

EDIT: I hate the consequences of this thought, please don't do this.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 10, 2019, 03:05:40 pm
i hate that the only two hairstyles my hair can support are "lives in a trailer and owns a web 1.0-level site about lizardpeople" or "dapper, humanizing nazi on fox and friends"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 10, 2019, 04:44:24 pm
An album where the band prints the "real" lyrics on the back leaflet but in truth, through the entire thing, they sing in homonyms. Years and reams of pages on music forums are spent arguing whether or not the "misheard lyrics" are actually misheard or not.


PS.
Miles Edgeworth is a sub, but he isn't a painslut
A Meat, January 10, 2019, 06:38:31 am
Unbulbed for unsightfulness; we all know this.

PPS. Homonym is not quite the correct term but you look at this very fucking readable wikipedia graph and tell me what you think:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/Homograph_homophone_venn_diagram.svg/300px-Homograph_homophone_venn_diagram.svg.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 10, 2019, 05:39:43 pm

PS.
Miles Edgeworth is a sub, but he isn't a painslut
A Meat, January 10, 2019, 06:38:31 am
Unbulbed for unsightfulness; we all know this.

Spooks, January 10, 2019, 04:44:24 pm
I elaborated on my statement in the EC discord, he's big into femdom (but not Franziska, she's basically his sister), and Shell Game helpfully pointed out that he's probably into Findom
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on January 10, 2019, 05:46:05 pm
We have an old saying in my family:

"Wake the fuck up, it's time for chicken!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 11, 2019, 07:49:10 am
Weevils sound disgusting, but they aren't that disgusting looking.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 11, 2019, 04:59:12 pm
Fursonas with people hair. What’s up with that

As a bald guy, if I got a fursona it’d have all the fur on the head shorn off right? Disgusting.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 11, 2019, 05:54:50 pm
a priest, yet he knows his awful haircut proves there is no god
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 12, 2019, 10:35:36 am
I have just figured out that you can call opposition against the YouTube skeptic community "anti-incellectionism". Use my term as you see fit, it is all yours now, my friends.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on January 13, 2019, 11:28:53 am
What is the least sexy room in a house? I have been thinking about this, and my first instinct is the kitchen, but I'm not sure.

- The bedroom is obviously the sexiest.
- The bathroom is obviously the second sexiest, thanks to showers and baths.
- Dining room is pretty romantic.
- Living room isn't that sexy but it is still kind of sexy and probably has a couch and a casual atmosphere.
- Garage is sexy because lots of sexy things happen there, people work out in there, people get oily while fixing cars in there, etc.
- Basement is sexy because it's secret and under the house and you can keep your sex dungeon there.
- I feel like a study/home office room is kind of sexy and I'm not sure I can pinpoint why. Maybe it's that it's a room for just one person so they can get up to all kinds of things in there? Maybe it's that scene that's in every movie where someone comes in while the their S.O. is working and gets all handsy?
- Mudroom/foyer was initially something I thought was not sexy, but then I realized it's a room made specifically to compartmentalize dirty and messy stuff so that it doesn't get everywhere else and like, man I bet that's kind of sexy? It's at least not the LEAST sexy room.

Rooms that could be the least sexiest:
- Entrance Hall: it's just for saying hi and looking fancy. Nobody wants to fuck in the room where everyone is walking through all the time.
- Kitchen: Unhygenic to fuck in, and if you're not a food fetishist, there's not a lot to get turned on by. This is probably the room you keep knives AND bleach in, and it also has no place to sit or lie down, and most likely it's not really designed for anything but making and storing food. I think this might be a controversial pick because there's plenty of instances of people fucking in kitchens in various forms of media but I stand by this choice.
- Hallway: Has no personality, by design.
- Storage room/attic: It's where you toss stuff you don't know what to do with, nobody goes there and if you do it's probably awkward or dirty to fuck in.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 13, 2019, 11:45:01 am
Another mark against the attics: the book Flowers in the Attic, also most likely place to hide your hunchback secret lover from the rest of the family.

Really, if anyone mentions the attic being their favorite fuck place, it's a really strong moral indictment against them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 13, 2019, 11:52:32 am
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr07/10/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-21793-1389382437-2.gif)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 13, 2019, 11:58:19 am
Staircase isn't very sexy, but I guess it depends on if you have a banister or something
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on January 13, 2019, 12:03:04 pm
Staircase isn't very sexy, but I guess it depends on if you have a banister or something
A Meat, January 13, 2019, 11:58:19 am

I thought about this, but I decided a staircase is not a room, just a thing that is in rooms. If a staircase is separated from all other rooms than it's actually a vertical hallway.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 13, 2019, 12:14:21 pm
At least horizontal and vertical hallways lead to sexier rooms - sexy just by a sort of transitive property. Entrance hall is sort of sexy, if you're in a situation where you need to fuck Right Now and can't make it to any other room. It is a bit drafty and awkward though.

I still hold that the attic is the least sexy - unfinished and gross, or either extremely hot or cold.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 13, 2019, 12:19:06 pm
crawl space is obviously the worst, but it's not a room
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 13, 2019, 12:40:28 pm
Does a walk-in closet count as a separate room, and is it distinct from an attic/other storage room? If it is a separate room, I feel like it the potential for it to contain all your underwear and sexual accessories (eg dragon dildos, fursuits) makes it very sexy, which unreasonably skews the other storage rooms where you're just keeping your dad's vinyls and the boxes your appliances came in.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Pigeon Pal on January 13, 2019, 12:41:36 pm
Hallway could be sexy if it was like a narrow hallway so you have to like touch someone if you pass them in it? Hallway is a gateway sexy room that leads to sexier rooms.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 13, 2019, 06:48:26 pm
What is it about airports that just make you absolutely exhausted to just be in one? I haven't even gotten to a flight and I just want to take a nap
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 13, 2019, 07:13:40 pm
[white snl cast member voice] man...politics, huh? they're nuts.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on January 13, 2019, 11:50:51 pm
crawl space is obviously the worst, but it's not a room
A Meat, January 13, 2019, 12:19:06 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/6B1iK.jpg)crawl space room(https://i.imgur.com/AAlbW.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/kHNhr.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 14, 2019, 12:11:07 am
Goon Caves aren't rooms, but alternate horror dimensions
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 14, 2019, 01:07:46 am
I am both frightened and intrigued.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 14, 2019, 01:31:04 am
I am both frightened and intrigued.
Shell Game, January 14, 2019, 01:07:46 am
(https://i.imgur.com/FhKVk.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on January 14, 2019, 05:09:47 pm
i just learned the word "thrussy" and now you get to know it too!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 14, 2019, 05:11:52 pm
i just learned the word "thrussy" and now you get to know it too!
krytton, January 14, 2019, 05:09:47 pm
You're assuming a lot about the thrussy knowledge we already have!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on January 14, 2019, 07:03:05 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/FhKVk.jpg)chai tea latte, January 14, 2019, 01:31:04 am

Is that the basement pool from Something Awful that launched a thousand explanations on how they were going to electrocute themselves?  Or is it another basement pool that's going to get someone killed?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on January 15, 2019, 12:14:29 am
(https://i.imgur.com/FhKVk.jpg)chai tea latte, January 14, 2019, 01:31:04 am

Is that the basement pool from Something Awful that launched a thousand explanations on how they were going to electrocute themselves?  Or is it another basement pool that's going to get someone killed?
Baldr, January 14, 2019, 07:03:05 pm

yeah it's that one
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 15, 2019, 02:27:07 am
(https://i.imgur.com/FhKVk.jpg)chai tea latte, January 14, 2019, 01:31:04 am

Is that the basement pool from Something Awful that launched a thousand explanations on how they were going to electrocute themselves?
Baldr, January 14, 2019, 07:03:05 pm
Yes.

Party photos:
(https://i.imgur.com/mKmGj.jpg)
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0X1ggm5ZqsA/TLMOj2FWaBI/AAAAAAAAI4g/GkoPePGmMY4/s1600/indoorswimming.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 15, 2019, 09:21:58 pm
puppet smut i think is either punch and judy bdsm, people who rewatch that scene at the beginning of being john malkovich where the puppets are fucking, or old-to-mid school TMBG enthusiasts

EDIT

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51ozoNt4InL.jpg)
well fuck i stand corrected.

thanks myteenagedreamended!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 15, 2019, 10:10:07 pm
Periodically I thank Al Goldstein for existing, otherwise the world would have never known if the film Him, a porn flick about a gay man who has sex with Jesus in 1970s Manhattan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Him_(film)), actually existed or was a figment of Michael Medved's imagination.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on January 17, 2019, 02:56:49 pm
Why's the guy in 'One Week' perving on Sailor Moon. Those girls are like thirteen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 17, 2019, 05:09:21 pm
Bible: the Gathering, a CCG with only biblical themes and characters
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on January 17, 2019, 05:12:11 pm
Bible: the Gathering, a CCG with only biblical themes and characters
A Meat, January 17, 2019, 05:09:21 pm

That's already out there. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redemption_(card_game))
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 17, 2019, 05:51:12 pm
Whiskey Corazon would be an excellent name for a Southwestern US-influenced band.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on January 19, 2019, 10:02:16 am
DayQuil!
Cough Drops!
Caffeine!
Guilt!
Low Bank Funds!
“By your powers combined I am...going back to to work.”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 19, 2019, 12:50:14 pm
Tired of all the big dick, beautiful and most of all correct, conservative chads and all their podcasts, radio shows and general media presence. Introducing "All Points Conceded" on NTR, finally a show for us beta cuck libtard hasbeens. Please Stonetoss guy hire me I don't have money for Survivor Shield.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 19, 2019, 01:36:21 pm
Did some push-ups today. Didn't face ahead and bashed my nose on the floor. Think I'll go for some sit-ups tomorrow, less dangerous.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on January 19, 2019, 05:25:11 pm
a moment of remembrance for the word "bewbs"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 20, 2019, 04:32:46 am
Tired of thinking it's unfair you're unhappy today but you'll be happy once "tomorrow" comes (read tomorrow as any future event you're longing for). Happiness is not a finite resource that you should feel guilty for exhausting, just in case you need it in the future. You don't need to hoard health potions for the big boss fight. Not to mention, the "tomorrow" you're thinking of now is going to be the "now" you'll be thinking of and being in tomorrow. Tomorrow won't exist then because it doesn't now. You'll never be happy, it's called a carrot on a stick. On all accounts, it's a fucked up and dumb way to think. Just do something nice with your [pointless thought of the] day and do it again tomorrow.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 20, 2019, 01:43:52 pm
chewing gum makes you cum
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 20, 2019, 05:22:26 pm
ive had a head cold all weekend and its been messing with my energy/moods so i've been working on a fplus doc about parallel universes with what can only be described as 'slack-jawed enthusiasm'
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on January 20, 2019, 11:10:54 pm
chewing gum makes you cum
A Meat, January 20, 2019, 01:43:52 pm

please stop doxxing me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on January 21, 2019, 10:29:13 am
Potential episode title for a human pet episode: Owning People Who Own People
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 21, 2019, 03:35:21 pm
I've got a question. It's gonna sound pretty complainy but I don't really mean it like that, I'm genuinely curious as to the situation of those elsewhere in the world.

The fairly standard living situation for young people here, at least in towns and cities, is to share a many bedroomed flat/house with shared common facilities. I, for example, live in a 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom, 1 kitchen, no living room flat with 3 other people, all renting our bedrooms individually. I give it about 50/50 on whether I'm still living in a similar situation when I'm 30, and would expect the same of most people my age (although a lot of them will be living with friends because they're not like me). The only people I know my age who aren't in flat/houseshares are people in relationships who can DINK it up, people who did really well for themselves, or people who live in the back end of nowhere.

Is that the young people housing situation everywhere? I feel like when I see people on the internet (so mostly americans) talk about moving out, they seem to be getting their own place or lodging in the spare room of an actual household rather than being in an ever rotating collection of strangers you share a corridor with.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 21, 2019, 04:18:08 pm
Potential episode title for a human pet episode: Owning People Who Own People
Wrought, January 21, 2019, 10:29:13 am

Either that or a civil war documentary.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/William-Tecumseh-Sherman.jpg/220px-William-Tecumseh-Sherman.jpg)

[Marching to Sea intensifies]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 22, 2019, 04:41:00 pm
The phrase "butt stuff" would sound a lot more dignified and less infantilizing if you read "stuff" as a verb instead of a noun.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 22, 2019, 04:46:29 pm
The phrase "butt stuff" would sound a lot more dignified and less infantilizing if you read "stuff" as a verb instead of a noun.
Spooks, January 22, 2019, 04:41:00 pm

But don't reverse it, because it has the opposite effect - "Are you coming to dinner this Sunday? I here grandmama is making a wonderful stuff butt"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 23, 2019, 01:01:06 am
Sonic the Hedgehog, much like the average American, loses all his fucking money when he gets injured

sonic sez: nationalize healthcare
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 24, 2019, 01:43:34 am
Sargon is the Ted Cruz of reactionary fringe politics
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 24, 2019, 06:16:56 am
I've got a question. It's gonna sound pretty complainy but I don't really mean it like that, I'm genuinely curious as to the situation of those elsewhere in the world.

The fairly standard living situation for young people here, at least in towns and cities, is to share a many bedroomed flat/house with shared common facilities. I, for example, live in a 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom, 1 kitchen, no living room flat with 3 other people, all renting our bedrooms individually. I give it about 50/50 on whether I'm still living in a similar situation when I'm 30, and would expect the same of most people my age (although a lot of them will be living with friends because they're not like me). The only people I know my age who aren't in flat/houseshares are people in relationships who can DINK it up, people who did really well for themselves, or people who live in the back end of nowhere.

Is that the young people housing situation everywhere? I feel like when I see people on the internet (so mostly americans) talk about moving out, they seem to be getting their own place or lodging in the spare room of an actual household rather than being in an ever rotating collection of strangers you share a corridor with.
boooo566, January 21, 2019, 03:35:21 pm

In the U.S. if you live in New York things generally work out the same as you described. In the rest of the country though I guess real estate and land availability is such that you can more readily afford a loft or one bedroom outside of college.  We just have a lot more space to spread out here. It's not terribly unusual for people to rent a house or multi bedroom apartment and share it with others, or to rent an attic room or something, but the status quo is that people who have moved out of their parent's houses live on their own. Of course for many the weight of college debt and sometimes limited employment opportunities means some people have to move back in with their parents after college.

TLDR: So the expectation is that if you're treading water, outside a major metropolitan area, you have your own place. If you're doing well for yourself you have your own home or condo.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 24, 2019, 09:21:40 am
Potential episode title for a human pet episode: Owning People Who Own People
Wrought, January 21, 2019, 10:29:13 am

I want to find a martial arts or kung-fu movie forum so I can use the title "Wu-Tang is for the man-children"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on January 25, 2019, 03:30:12 pm
Completely pro-vaccine, and generally not a germophobe, but somehow probiotics still skeeve me out. My theory is eating the germs on purpose is just a little too vorey.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 26, 2019, 05:20:21 am
one day I hope I'll have as strong of a personal brand as Akira Toriyama, who has done almost nothing but things with the word Dragon in them for two and a half decades
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 26, 2019, 02:09:14 pm
I've been exercising every single evening for like two whole weeks now and I'm still not hot. What gives?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 26, 2019, 04:28:00 pm
I've been exercising every single evening for like two whole weeks now and I'm still not hot. What gives?
boooo566, January 26, 2019, 02:09:14 pm

You look in a mirror and discover the truth - you've been hot all along

(https://i.imgur.com/lQ9GkeC.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 27, 2019, 11:59:51 am
Last night I found a person who has 100% all of the levels of Viscera Cleanup Detail. There's no music and no voice over, so it works really well as a sleep aid

Edit: But really though, who gets so good at VCD that that can 100% all of the levels??
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on January 27, 2019, 10:10:57 pm
Website idea: a forum where the premise of the website is to make philosophical statements about the world, morality, humanity, etc., and people have to argue with you in a civil manner and attempt to prove you wrong. Essentially it's any other internet forum but with much stricter policing so that you're only allowed to post if you're role-playing Socrates and no one can talk about video games. There are no off topic threads either. It's all just people debating philosophy like they're in fucking euthyphro. Itd be hilarious
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 27, 2019, 11:02:09 pm
Website idea: a forum where the premise of the website is to make philosophical statements about the world, morality, humanity, etc., and people have to argue with you in a civil manner and attempt to prove you wrong. Essentially it's any other internet forum but with much stricter policing so that you're only allowed to post if you're role-playing Socrates and no one can talk about video games. There are no off topic threads either. It's all just people debating philosophy like they're in fucking euthyphro. Itd be hilarious
Wrought, January 27, 2019, 10:10:57 pm
The Form of the shitpost
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on January 28, 2019, 12:06:20 am
But really though, who gets so good at VCD that that can 100% all of the levels??
Novelty Novel, January 27, 2019, 11:59:51 am

to be fair getting good at vcd isnt particularly difficult
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 28, 2019, 12:10:23 am
redditor: hey guys here's my alternate history map of the world. i spent a lot of time creating it and creating a new, interesting timeline.
redditor: so, the third reich is
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on January 28, 2019, 06:28:30 pm
At the end of class today my Psychology 101 Professor was taking questions and as I collected my things I overheard a classmate ask him if he's ever heard of Chris-Chan. I need to get out of this school.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 28, 2019, 10:59:56 pm
My brother is considering taking a job in Minneapolis/St Paul.  This week in Minneapolis the temperature will be lower in Fahrenheit than in Celsius, which is a good answer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 28, 2019, 11:02:29 pm
My brother is considering taking a job in Minneapolis/St Paul.  This week in Minneapolis the temperature will be lower in Fahrenheit than in Celsius, which is a good answer.
Victor Laszlo, January 28, 2019, 10:59:56 pm

I'm considering it a great in for my next phone interview "Yeah we got that same cold vortex, so I'm completely ready to design some graphics in your state"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 29, 2019, 03:06:43 am
Bet you guys are glad all your emergency response people are getting paid again
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 29, 2019, 04:03:40 am
Emergency response is usually local, then state, so with the exception of DC they largely never stopped being paid.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 29, 2019, 12:54:29 pm
Fun fact: Minneapolis will be colder than Antarctica tomorrow.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 29, 2019, 03:47:18 pm
Spin cycling is good because you sweat so much that no one will notice if you cry a little
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 29, 2019, 04:57:46 pm
Fun fact: Minneapolis will be colder than Antarctica tomorrow.
Victor Laszlo, January 29, 2019, 12:54:29 pm

RIP Lemon and STOG, thought of the polar vortex and died
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 29, 2019, 06:34:12 pm
I've hit the moment in my job search where I think "Yeah, I could probably muster through 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training to get that illustration job!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 29, 2019, 10:52:57 pm
there's like no not-terrible straight male perspectives, media or communities about relationships, sex or feelings. It's basically only shakespeare in love and that Catherine game. no wonder theres so many incels, there's basically no alternative if you're in the demographic.

e: there's also Everyone else has had more sex than me by TISM
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 29, 2019, 11:54:56 pm
tattoo idea: christopher walken from the weapon of choice music video with the "Walk Without Rythm/And You Won't Attract The Worm" line on a scroll as the frame. he's posing funkishly in a desert with a sandworm in the back
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 30, 2019, 04:07:00 pm
completely pointless thot of the day thread
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on January 30, 2019, 10:23:10 pm
Went back on facebook for the first time since my birthday in october to donate to something and evidently one of my friends has liked the page "Little Space" and constantly posts gacha game shit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 31, 2019, 10:34:37 am
the best way to consistently and immensely piss people off is to pronounce words shittily. i just said 'slaughter' like 'laughter' to someone at work and he had this primal anger and revulsion in his eyes that told me if he had a spear he'd slash my throat out then and there
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 31, 2019, 10:50:03 am
evidently one of my friends has liked the page "Little Space"
Wrought, January 30, 2019, 10:23:10 pm

pm me the link so i can move in-between
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 31, 2019, 04:00:28 pm
This thread has way more than one thought per day.
Darkly, January 31, 2019, 12:50:22 pm
doesn't say anything about pointless thoughts of the night
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 31, 2019, 06:28:23 pm
Ideas for space future internet name? My brain keeps coming back to "Extranet" from Mass Effect.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 31, 2019, 07:35:27 pm
This thread has way more than one thought per day.
Darkly, January 31, 2019, 12:50:22 pm
doesn't say anything about pointless thoughts of the night
A Meat, January 31, 2019, 04:00:28 pm

Be-cause the night, belongs to thinking
Be-cause the night, belongs to thoughts
Be-cause the night, is full of garbage
Log in to ballp.it, post all your thoughts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 31, 2019, 11:52:02 pm
I Have No Thoughts, and I Must Post
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 01, 2019, 03:13:38 am
Ideas for space future internet name? My brain keeps coming back to "Extranet" from Mass Effect.
Dr. Buttplug, January 31, 2019, 06:28:23 pm
I'm on the side of "Datasphere"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 01, 2019, 06:42:06 am
if looks could kill....
i could kill you by looking at you.

ngl pretty fucked up to think about.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 01, 2019, 09:17:53 am
I'm Zatoichi to the bullshit baby
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on February 01, 2019, 09:22:20 pm
Ideas for space future internet name? My brain keeps coming back to "Extranet" from Mass Effect.
Dr. Buttplug, January 31, 2019, 06:28:23 pm
I'm on the side of "Datasphere"
A Meat, February 01, 2019, 03:13:38 am
GWiP - Galactic Wireless Internet Project (because abbreviations are fun)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 02, 2019, 08:06:17 am
It's almost ten years and I've genuinely only just noticed taylor swift plays both girls in the you belong with me video.
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Post by: A Meat on February 02, 2019, 11:17:34 pm
Gravy, booby
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 03, 2019, 10:01:09 am
"Who was that mascara'd man, anyway?"
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Post by: A Meat on February 03, 2019, 04:27:28 pm
Jedi Mime Trick
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on February 03, 2019, 09:27:57 pm
fuck sports
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 03, 2019, 09:40:10 pm
fuck sports
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, February 03, 2019, 09:27:57 pm

Gamers rise up
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Post by: krytton on February 04, 2019, 06:36:48 am
HEY SPORTSBALL AM I RIGHT?????
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Post by: Lemon on February 04, 2019, 09:08:30 am
Hogwarts but for cowboys
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 04, 2019, 09:27:46 am
Hogwarts but for cowboys
Lemon, February 04, 2019, 09:08:30 am
Hog Warts
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Post by: A Meat on February 04, 2019, 09:28:21 am
Hogwarts but for cowboys
Lemon, February 04, 2019, 09:08:30 am
the four houses: Rattler, Cattlebrand, Tumbleweed and Varmint
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 04, 2019, 09:38:51 am
Hogwarts but for cowboys
Lemon, February 04, 2019, 09:08:30 am

The Dark Tower series really lost the thread with The Wolves of Azkaban.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 04, 2019, 12:46:33 pm
Hogwarts but for cowboys
Lemon, February 04, 2019, 09:08:30 am
the four houses: Rattler, Cattlebrand, Tumbleweed and Varmint
A Meat, February 04, 2019, 09:28:21 am

"Now go on up there Harry and put on there Ten Gallon Sorting Hat and rustle up yourself a house"
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 04, 2019, 01:28:55 pm
Hogwarts but for cowboys
Lemon, February 04, 2019, 09:08:30 am

Cool, you'll have your HP slash Dolly Parton fic in the Botnik thread by tomorrow, pardner.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 06, 2019, 04:11:28 pm
think it would be funny to go back in time to just before Caesar is going to get assassinated and like a few seconds before the knives come out blow him away with a shotgun
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on February 06, 2019, 05:00:55 pm
think it would be funny to go back in time to just before Caesar is going to get assassinated and like a few seconds before the knives come out blow him away with a shotgun
chai tea latte, February 06, 2019, 04:11:28 pm
The name of that shotgun? Brutus.
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Post by: A Meat on February 06, 2019, 05:07:37 pm
piping hot pink lemonade, the drink they serve in the good part of hell
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Post by: Wrought on February 06, 2019, 08:46:05 pm
Greatly enjoy it when I have students named Lemon
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Post by: Spenny on February 07, 2019, 01:08:05 am
Outhouse Steakhouse
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 07, 2019, 01:23:16 am
advanced my hot take on furries a step deeper into the void today. I won't tell you what it is in case it's problematic
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Post by: A Meat on February 07, 2019, 05:35:38 am
how has there not been an F+ episode about enemas? not going to personally research it, but like, lou did one, now it's our turn
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Post by: A Meat on February 07, 2019, 07:28:49 am
hey babe, how about you come over to my place and 'chew the cud' with me
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 07, 2019, 09:05:21 am
Let's kill two birds with one stone. Change the yards on a football field to meters. Simultaneously introduce more Americans to the metric system and increase viewership of American Football in Europe.

P.S.
NFL please call me if you want my spec script for a movie I'm working on called "The Longest Meter."
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 07, 2019, 04:05:41 pm
Being a Marxist sucks, it’s basically like wearing the they live glasses except they don’t look cool and you don’t get in fights
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 07, 2019, 04:10:25 pm
Currently desensitizing myself to sensitivity.
 
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Post by: Neal on February 07, 2019, 04:28:13 pm
Being a Marxist sucks, it’s basically like wearing the they live glasses except they don’t look cool and you don’t get in fights
GirlKisser420, February 07, 2019, 04:05:41 pm

Depending on where you live and how openly Marxist you are, the whole "getting into fights" thing is highly variable.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 08, 2019, 06:12:35 am
the meteorite's just what causes the light, and the meteor's how it's perceived, and the meteoroid's a bone thrown from the void that lies quiet in offering to Thee
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Post by: Pigeon Pal on February 08, 2019, 10:58:39 am
You can greatly improve making-of videos by muting them and playing synthwave over it
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Post by: A Meat on February 08, 2019, 12:09:50 pm
OSHA's 11
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 08, 2019, 02:54:28 pm
hey babe, how about you come over to my place and 'chew the cud' with me
A Meat, February 07, 2019, 07:28:49 am

A Meat, I have a dark secret
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 08, 2019, 04:14:04 pm
I measured myself today and it turns out I'm an inch shorter than I thought I was so I've got that going for me.
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Post by: Wrought on February 08, 2019, 07:56:21 pm
I measured myself today and it turns out I'm an inch shorter than I thought I was so I've got that going for me.
boooo566, February 08, 2019, 04:14:04 pm
Yeah i got a small dick too you're not alone
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 09, 2019, 01:21:56 am
How come there’s a furry suckin’ dick in the Shining
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Post by: A Meat on February 09, 2019, 10:03:02 am
unstoppable horse meets immovable object
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Post by: A Meat on February 09, 2019, 10:42:27 am
there shouldn't be an animal that has another animal's name in it

hedgehogs change your name
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 09, 2019, 01:09:58 pm
All dogs have homing capabilities to allow them to immediately stomp directly on my balls every time I invite them on to the furniture.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 09, 2019, 03:53:12 pm
Absolutely crazy that there aren't any wrestlers with a springboard DDT finisher called the "Silent Spring," get that Rachel Carson pop
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 09, 2019, 10:31:16 pm
All dogs have homing capabilities to allow them to immediately stomp directly on my balls every time I invite them on to the furniture.
boooo566, February 09, 2019, 01:09:58 pm

Something similar is located in cat brains, but it presents as them crushing and kneading your tits in the most painful spots
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on February 10, 2019, 10:18:20 am
Things are getting better but that’s easy when it’s all terrible.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 10, 2019, 11:05:38 pm
Now that I’ve got a job, whenever I think of a funny thing to post I have to wait a couple of hours until I get a break. Anyway here it is sorry for the wait

‘Cruel Ranch Doritos’
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 11, 2019, 04:53:48 pm
Is Dana Gould problematic in a way I don't know about? I think he's funny and the worst thing I know he's done is the Gex games, which weren't entirely his fault.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 11, 2019, 05:34:00 pm
What’s the worst haircut for a dryad?

Turf Bangs!
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Post by: A Meat on February 11, 2019, 05:46:24 pm
English has a dearth of first names that are animals
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Post by: Lemon on February 11, 2019, 08:53:41 pm
Is Dana Gould problematic in a way I don't know about?
Dr. Buttplug, February 11, 2019, 04:53:48 pm

No.

And if the answer is yes, please nobody tell me about it.
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Post by: Neal on February 11, 2019, 09:20:32 pm
Is Dana Gould problematic in a way I don't know about?
Dr. Buttplug, February 11, 2019, 04:53:48 pm

No.

And if the answer is yes, please nobody tell me about it.
Lemon, February 11, 2019, 08:53:41 pm

Yeah, he seems a lot more aware than a lot of his peers, at least. The only problem I have with him is that he won't stop talking over the guests on his podcast and keeps recycling the same middle segments I've already heard before.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 12, 2019, 12:51:30 am
Beastie Boys at karaoke would be fucking powerful if you had a trio
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 12, 2019, 06:07:19 am
You know what they say - one man's trash is another man's neighbour's trash
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Post by: A Meat on February 13, 2019, 01:49:15 am
I will never get over the fact that there's regions of Poland called greater Poland and lesser Poland
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Post by: A Meat on February 13, 2019, 05:40:33 am
Talking Heads themed restaurant: More food about buildings and songs
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 15, 2019, 05:53:50 pm
Fuckin' degens up internet
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 15, 2019, 08:50:55 pm
'surprise simultaneous gay marriage proposal' is definitely the most powerful genre of Heartwarming Content, makes 'really fucked up dog becomes a good looking friendly boy' look like Shit
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 15, 2019, 09:38:51 pm
Flavored soju is basically a wine cooler that stopped fucking around
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 15, 2019, 10:31:02 pm
Holy crap, there's a way that you can buy Girl Scout cookies online and still get the satisfaction of buying them from an individual Girl Scout!
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 16, 2019, 10:00:57 am
Hello everyone, I'm Max Landis. Could Carly Rae Jepsen... be a furry? Let's take a look.

"You're stuck in my head, stuck on my heart, stuck on my body, body
I wanna go, get out of here, I'm sick of the party, party
I'd run away
I'd run away with you
Ooh"

Is Carly here, on her opening song to her album EMOTION, be complaining about a mascot head stuck on her head? A fursuit stuck to her body? She sings it with such passion, she must really be into this. She wants to get out of the furry rave party, a clever reference to the yiffy poet of the people, SquirrelFox and his epic "The Party". She wants to run away, run away with me. I have been full time living as the horse from Bojack Horseman for about two years now and I believe I can at last understand what Carly means by this. She wants us to gallop through the city, free, and she promises to find my horse lips "in the street lights".

Anyway, this has been Max Landis. I think I've got to go jerk off honestly. Shrug!
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Post by: Yavuz on February 16, 2019, 12:45:32 pm
Dunesbury, the long-running political cartoon series about politics under the rule of the Padishah Emperors
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Post by: A Meat on February 16, 2019, 01:44:14 pm
tonight on 60 minutes: What ever happened to Chess Piece Face?
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Post by: A Meat on February 17, 2019, 12:15:33 am
Thomas the tankie engine
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 17, 2019, 08:29:37 pm
Thomas the tankie engine
A Meat, February 17, 2019, 12:15:33 am

Sir Toppham Hat leading the white army from exile in the hundred acre wood.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 18, 2019, 01:02:17 am
assassinating donald trump so people listen to your mixtape
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 18, 2019, 01:50:23 pm
When you're riding a horse, are you in the saddle or is the horse in the saddle?
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on February 18, 2019, 06:20:25 pm
When you're riding a horse, are you in the saddle or is the horse in the saddle?
Dr. Buttplug, February 18, 2019, 01:50:23 pm
Depends on the forum.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 18, 2019, 10:16:17 pm
"please, MISTER Blaster is my father"
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Post by: A Meat on February 19, 2019, 01:51:55 am
Isabelle Pepper
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 19, 2019, 03:47:01 am
When Kissinger dies I'm gonna log on to twitter and type "he taught me it was okay to be weird"
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Post by: Ashto on February 19, 2019, 12:36:59 pm
My F-List faves:

Orgasm Denial
Orgasm Anger
Orgasm Depression
Orgasm Bargaining
Orgasm Acceptance
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Post by: Wrought on February 20, 2019, 05:02:48 pm
Website idea: Fiverr, but instead of goods and services offered for five dollars, it's for one hundred dollars. Mostly I just want to see what people would try to sell. unfortunately benjam.in and frankl.in are both taken.
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Post by: Neal on February 20, 2019, 05:58:29 pm
Website idea: Fiverr, but instead of goods and services offered for five dollars, it's for one hundred dollars. Mostly I just want to see what people would try to sell. unfortunately benjam.in and frankl.in are both taken.
Wrought, February 20, 2019, 05:02:48 pm

hun.do seems to be unclaimed, though.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 21, 2019, 02:47:55 am
When Kissinger dies I'm gonna log on to twitter and type "he taught me it was okay to be weird"
Mr. Hunky Academia, February 19, 2019, 03:47:01 am

"RIP to a real oni"
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Post by: Shigan on February 21, 2019, 12:03:34 pm
Country roads
country take
country me
country home
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 22, 2019, 05:02:01 am
Alternate Star Wars prequels where anakin becomes the kwizatz haderach after deciding sand is actually good
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Post by: A Meat on February 22, 2019, 01:28:29 pm
How often (in HERTZ) should I have BUTTSEX with my GIRLFRIEND?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 24, 2019, 01:50:07 pm
my only political stance is that vegeta is stronger than Goku but is held back by the author
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Post by: A Meat on February 24, 2019, 04:08:18 pm
DDLG stands for daddy dom la guillotine
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 24, 2019, 11:25:19 pm
DDLG stands for daddy dom la guillotine
A Meat, February 24, 2019, 04:08:18 pm
don't diddle little girls
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 25, 2019, 03:18:19 am
david boone became an australian hero after eating 52 pussies on a single flight
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 25, 2019, 05:19:38 pm
The Jeb! meme but for Yugoslavia.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 26, 2019, 04:39:44 am
im fucking annoyed that I trained my brain to think the dumbest shit is funny via internet poisoning and I can't actually just piss it out immediately for a couple dopamines here. I typed "In France they call him Monsieur Bean" into a fucking word document today and nearly cracked up because I accidentally changed the formatting
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Post by: Lemon on February 26, 2019, 08:45:34 am
(to the tune of "Fishing with John")

Cooking with cum...
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 26, 2019, 11:26:24 am
All cats are Muslim. Small dogs are Catholics and large dogs are Protestants.
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Post by: Turtle on February 26, 2019, 06:07:34 pm
im fucking annoyed that I trained my brain to think the dumbest shit is funny via internet poisoning and I can't actually just piss it out immediately for a couple dopamines here. I typed "In France they call him Monsieur Bean" into a fucking word document today and nearly cracked up because I accidentally changed the formatting
GirlKisser420, February 26, 2019, 04:39:44 am
I made a joke for me a few years ago at work where for some sample names, I used Rowan Atkinson, Mark Sinclair, etc. Just a bunch of de-pseudo'd names. That ended up being shared as a useful reference sample, and then that reference sample got added to QA data sets, and so on and so over the months and the point is that if you know where to look, there's externally facing reference material that assumes that the person you're dealing with is Mr. Bean.
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Post by: Shell Game on February 26, 2019, 06:26:33 pm
A soft paycheck is what i'm expecting. But does that mean I wish I had a hard paycheck?
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Post by: Cheapskate on February 26, 2019, 06:49:29 pm
All cats are Muslim. Small dogs are Catholics and large dogs are Protestants.
chai tea latte, February 26, 2019, 11:26:24 am

Medium-sized dogs are Episcopalians.
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Post by: krytton on February 26, 2019, 06:53:16 pm
im fucking annoyed that I trained my brain to think the dumbest shit is funny via internet poisoning and I can't actually just piss it out immediately for a couple dopamines here. I typed "In France they call him Monsieur Bean" into a fucking word document today and nearly cracked up because I accidentally changed the formatting
GirlKisser420, February 26, 2019, 04:39:44 am

my sense of humour has regressed to that of an 8 year old. for me right now the pinnacle of comedy is the phrase "doing a big shit"
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Post by: A Meat on February 27, 2019, 11:36:58 am
given that's it's generally accepted canon that Santa has a workshop wherein his elves make toys for kids, does he also have a coal mine where elves toil as well?
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Post by: Wrought on February 27, 2019, 04:28:25 pm
given that's it's generally accepted canon that Santa has a workshop wherein his elves make toys for kids, does he also have a coal mine where elves toil as well?
A Meat, February 27, 2019, 11:36:58 am
What did they teach you "Naughty kids get coal" means at your house? They have to go mine it themselves
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Post by: sambair on February 27, 2019, 08:13:09 pm
If Dozerfleet turned all of his insane ideas into indie comics with a layer of irony, he'd be the next Johnny Ryan.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 28, 2019, 12:36:16 am
Why would anyone listen to raps about pimps and hoes when they could be listening to songs about Gamma Knives
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 28, 2019, 04:08:25 am
If I don't listen to the raps, how can I shoot all the jobs?
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 28, 2019, 02:05:55 pm
So in the latest patreon episode of ideotv, they mention an acapella straight edge hardcore group called Jud Jud. My immediate reaction was, of course, to look them up. I found them on spotify and figured since my afternoon at work was mostly data entry, I'd plug an earphone in and give them a try. I was pretty disappointed, I have to say. They weren't really doing much and weren't even especially good at it.

About an hour later I left work and, not needing to be available, I plugged the other earphone in on my way home, and oh boy it turns out there's a whole other guy in the other ear filling in all the gaps and keeping perfect timing and making all sorts of other cool sounds.

Moral of the story is, I'm pretty dumb and Jud Jud is pretty rad.
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Post by: Lemon on February 28, 2019, 03:33:07 pm
Okay, but seriously, how long did you listen to Jud Jud for?
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 28, 2019, 03:45:51 pm
Okay, but seriously, how long did you listen to Jud Jud for?
Lemon, February 28, 2019, 03:33:07 pm

Probably like an hour in one ear while half distracted by work and just wanted some background sound that wasn't the telephone conversation of the person next to me, then however long (like 18 minutes?) it took to listen to the tracks on spotify after I discovered I was actually interested.

I don't know if I'll go back to it but it was a fun 17 minutes.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 01, 2019, 10:34:39 am
I just remembered the song Outkast wrote for the Scooby Doo movie, I don't have anything else to add it just slapps

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Post by: Shell Game on March 01, 2019, 07:59:07 pm
It may be wet out here but i'm making the moist of it.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 02, 2019, 02:41:11 am
The Ouya is my favorite console because it's the only one that develops a patina over time.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 02, 2019, 04:15:15 am
fuck whoever keeps doing Extended versions of video game songs on youtube
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Post by: A Meat on March 02, 2019, 05:15:38 am
The word kitten should finally be phased out in favor of kitty
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Post by: krytton on March 02, 2019, 01:30:40 pm
The word kitten should finally be phased out in favor of kitty
A Meat, March 02, 2019, 05:15:38 am
these are the words of someone who doesnt regularly refer to their pets as "kitten cat"
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Post by: A Meat on March 02, 2019, 03:31:09 pm
Shitman, a stealth game where you have to successfully place a turd somewhere without being caught or seen
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Post by: cat_examiner on March 02, 2019, 04:34:03 pm
Shitman, a stealth game where you have to successfully place a turd somewhere without being caught or seen
A Meat, March 02, 2019, 03:31:09 pm

hard mode == no hands
ultraviolence == must acquire a turd first
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Post by: Carbon on March 02, 2019, 10:23:21 pm
Skilleton. A skeleton that's good at one thing. We all know that skeleton.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 03, 2019, 06:06:22 am
It would kick ass to die heroically on a medieval battlefield
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 03, 2019, 07:05:24 am
It would kick ass to die heroically on a medieval battlefield
GirlKisser420, March 03, 2019, 06:06:22 am
heroically slain by cholera
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Post by: Carbon on March 03, 2019, 11:33:21 am
It would kick ass to die heroically on a medieval battlefield
GirlKisser420, March 03, 2019, 06:06:22 am
heroically slain by cholera
A Meat, March 03, 2019, 07:05:24 am
Getting deja vu over this post. Is there an award for bringing up disease the most anytime anyone mentions the very specific subject of dying in war
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Post by: A Meat on March 03, 2019, 11:35:52 am
It would kick ass to die heroically on a medieval battlefield
GirlKisser420, March 03, 2019, 06:06:22 am
heroically slain by cholera
A Meat, March 03, 2019, 07:05:24 am
Getting deja vu over this post. Is there an award for bringing up disease the most anytime anyone mentions the very specific subject of dying in war
Carbon, March 03, 2019, 11:33:21 am
my great-great-grandfather died that way in WW1, although it wasn't cholera, but it still counts as far as statistics are concerned
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 03, 2019, 02:52:43 pm
I know everyone says if you were alive in the Middle Ages you’d be a peasant or die of the plague but not me, I’d be a cool knight and die duelling a lion to save a princess.
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Post by: sambair on March 03, 2019, 02:57:30 pm
I'd be a monk and draw elaborate dicks in the margins of illuminated manuscripts.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 03, 2019, 03:01:36 pm
I'd be left to die in the woods when I didn't learn to walk on time.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 03, 2019, 03:03:14 pm
I'd do medieval Jackass™ (Court Jester shit)
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 03, 2019, 03:19:50 pm
The bit in Joanna Newsom's "Ys" where she goes 'and miss / and miss / and miss / and miss / and miss / and miss / and miss / and miss your heart' and the strings are swelling and then you get that little slide at the end of it might be one of the best things that has ever happened in music
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 03, 2019, 03:28:52 pm
The bit in Joanna Newsom's "Ys" where she goes 'and miss / and miss / and miss / and miss / and miss / and miss / and miss / and miss your heart' and the strings are swelling and then you get that little slide at the end of it might be one of the best things that has ever happened in music
chai tea latte, March 03, 2019, 03:19:50 pm
That album is legit exquisite
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 04, 2019, 09:44:14 am
Today I had to help my little brother (who's 17) extract a .zip

how did he manage to survive this long????????
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on March 04, 2019, 02:59:22 pm
Which one was Luke Perry again?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 05, 2019, 01:34:31 pm
Today I had to help my little brother (who's 17) extract a .zip

how did he manage to survive this long????????
A Meat, March 04, 2019, 09:44:14 am
Uh, don't you just double click on it like any other file? Is he using Windows XP?
Darkly, March 05, 2019, 01:21:22 pm
you can't run every type of file from inside a zip, and sometimes you need to extract the whole thing, not just the .exe that launches whatever was inside
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ambious on March 05, 2019, 03:12:03 pm
Today I had to help my little brother (who's 17) extract a .zip

how did he manage to survive this long????????
A Meat, March 04, 2019, 09:44:14 am
Uh, don't you just double click on it like any other file? Is he using Windows XP?
Darkly, March 05, 2019, 01:21:22 pm
you can't run every type of file from inside a zip, and sometimes you need to extract the whole thing, not just the .exe that launches whatever was inside
A Meat, March 05, 2019, 01:34:31 pm

It does so in the background anyway - when you double click an exe in a zip file it silently extracts the whole damn thing to a temp directory and runs it from there.
I had to explain this to a senior engineer at my company who wondered "why not just double clicking a file from within a Zip file that sits on a server on the other side of the world"?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 05, 2019, 03:42:56 pm
Muddle of Pudd.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 05, 2019, 03:43:49 pm
Today I had to help my little brother (who's 17) extract a .zip

how did he manage to survive this long????????
A Meat, March 04, 2019, 09:44:14 am
Uh, don't you just double click on it like any other file? Is he using Windows XP?
Darkly, March 05, 2019, 01:21:22 pm
you can't run every type of file from inside a zip, and sometimes you need to extract the whole thing, not just the .exe that launches whatever was inside
A Meat, March 05, 2019, 01:34:31 pm

It does so in the background anyway - when you double click an exe in a zip file it silently extracts the whole damn thing to a temp directory and runs it from there.
I had to explain this to a senior engineer at my company who wondered "why not just double clicking a file from within a Zip file that sits on a server on the other side of the world"?
Ambious, March 05, 2019, 03:12:03 pm
Would it still do that if the zip was in a temp folder?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 05, 2019, 03:46:14 pm
Muddle of Pudd.
Lemon, March 05, 2019, 03:42:56 pm

Also: Yachty By Nature.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ambious on March 05, 2019, 03:51:23 pm
Today I had to help my little brother (who's 17) extract a .zip

how did he manage to survive this long????????
A Meat, March 04, 2019, 09:44:14 am
Uh, don't you just double click on it like any other file? Is he using Windows XP?
Darkly, March 05, 2019, 01:21:22 pm
you can't run every type of file from inside a zip, and sometimes you need to extract the whole thing, not just the .exe that launches whatever was inside
A Meat, March 05, 2019, 01:34:31 pm

It does so in the background anyway - when you double click an exe in a zip file it silently extracts the whole damn thing to a temp directory and runs it from there.
I had to explain this to a senior engineer at my company who wondered "why not just double clicking a file from within a Zip file that sits on a server on the other side of the world"?
Ambious, March 05, 2019, 03:12:03 pm
Would it still do that if the zip was in a temp folder?
A Meat, March 05, 2019, 03:43:49 pm

Not sure, but I imagine it would.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 05, 2019, 03:55:16 pm
In any case, what he tried doing was to extract the exe, and none of the other stuff, then running the exe that now wasn't in the same folder as everything else
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 05, 2019, 03:59:46 pm
Muddle of Pudd.
Lemon, March 05, 2019, 03:42:56 pm

Chalice In Ains

fake edit:

(https://i.imgur.com/4IGw4Jq.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on March 05, 2019, 11:23:24 pm
Night one away from home at this training seminar. I miss my cat and videogames.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 05, 2019, 11:51:58 pm
Sweet suuuun
send mew the moon
Empty the sky meoowt
Bringing mew one step closer to meeew
Send it soooon
And I will breathe in breathe meowt
Until you come in and meowt
Of mewwwwwww
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 07, 2019, 03:41:15 am
oops I started playing the game you can't win: Rank F+ Subjects by how bad of an influence they are on mankind
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 07, 2019, 05:14:21 am
Ryan gosling would probably kick ass at comedy roles
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ambious on March 07, 2019, 05:15:46 am
Ryan gosling would probably kick ass at comedy roles
GirlKisser420, March 07, 2019, 05:14:21 am

As proven by "Young Hercules"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 07, 2019, 11:01:34 pm
Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 08, 2019, 02:02:21 pm
the real clown was inside you all along
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 08, 2019, 04:29:33 pm
Mailing all those demo songs finally paid off. I'm signed but not signified. Thank you Baudrillard Records for taking me on.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 08, 2019, 09:15:13 pm
Heating and eating a Tombstone pizza while watching Tombstone, designing your tombstone, addressing a letter To Whom Stone Concerns, a masonry group located in Tombstone
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on March 08, 2019, 09:31:00 pm
peparony and chease
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 09, 2019, 03:39:29 pm
six
-ty six
the number of a route
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 09, 2019, 06:03:59 pm
happy belated international women's day i guess, cept for this one bitch, oh you know who you are *italian american noises*
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 09, 2019, 07:08:39 pm
yogi berra would have been incredible at twitter
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 10, 2019, 04:41:50 am
its fucked up that despite depression being at a 100% level in society the only people to properly depict it are chris onstad and jeff rosenstock
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 10, 2019, 07:10:15 pm
I'd make that game.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Pigeon Pal on March 12, 2019, 04:53:42 am
I didn't know this until recently but being partially colorblind makes it hard to see at night too (something about the cones you're missing?) anyways i tripped over a root walking up the driveway earlier
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 12, 2019, 05:42:29 am
“What happened to Garfield is hot and I want to drink his cum” — a real brainthought I had just now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 12, 2019, 02:25:18 pm
Thinking about doing a NaNoWriMo suspense thriller about a murderer that sends cryptic, internet image macros to his victims before killing them. Title's gonna be "Memes To An End".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 12, 2019, 09:05:51 pm
Air Hogs (both the toy airplane brand and baseball team) totally fucled up their branding. It should feature an airborne equivalent of a ground hog not some winged porcine.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 13, 2019, 05:06:56 pm
I’m fucking sick of memes. They’re all so boring and just smash an uninteresting opinion into the week’s mould. It’s the worst form of expression, especially now it’s just mspainted words on things. If you’re going to clap like a fucking seal when you recognise something at least make it something unusual or actually create something different by hybridising 2 things
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 13, 2019, 05:12:20 pm
I’m fucking sick of memes. They’re all so boring and just smash an uninteresting opinion into the week’s mould. It’s the worst form of expression, especially now it’s just mspainted words on things. If you’re going to clap like a fucking seal when you recognise something at least make it something unusual or actually create something different by hybridising 2 things
GirlKisser420, March 13, 2019, 05:06:56 pm
memes are the intrusive thoughts that plague humanity's collective cognition
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 13, 2019, 07:10:42 pm
I’m gonna go back to calling them “image macros.”
Darkly, March 13, 2019, 06:47:37 pm
i never stopped and lemme tell you, people do NOT appreciate it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 13, 2019, 07:14:44 pm
I’m gonna go back to calling them “image macros.”
Darkly, March 13, 2019, 06:47:37 pm
i never stopped and lemme tell you, people do NOT appreciate it
chai tea latte, March 13, 2019, 07:10:42 pm
I do.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 13, 2019, 11:12:43 pm
you wanna sit down at your job? pshh. back in my day, theyd put us to work pushing a boulder up a hill, and when we were near the top, itd fall back down the bottom again, trapping us in an eternal cycle of strenuous work and disappointment as the gods laughed at our torment. millennials i swear
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 13, 2019, 11:52:03 pm
Thanks for beta testing futile.fun (https://futile.fun) for me, krytton.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 14, 2019, 01:16:45 am
thank YOU for offering $15/eternity, lemon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 15, 2019, 01:22:56 am
What is sleep? We just don't know.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 15, 2019, 02:10:02 am
Arthur Pendragon is a very good name for an artistic dragon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 15, 2019, 07:21:43 am
rebrand eating more fiber as biohacking
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Pigeon Pal on March 15, 2019, 08:06:57 am
If you notice an energy drink in the fridge and open it and then bring it to your desk where there is already coffee, what is your judgement call? also I'm very jittery right now for some unspecified reason
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on March 15, 2019, 11:54:27 pm
If you notice an energy drink in the fridge and open it and then bring it to your desk where there is already coffee, what is your judgement call? also I'm very jittery right now for some unspecified reason
SeveralPigeons, March 15, 2019, 08:06:57 am
you alternate coffee and drink, and then you alternate left and right.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 16, 2019, 04:33:09 am
Attention, all patriots! Alex Jones needs your help!

Alex is very busy fighting the globalists and he's getting very sleepy from it. InfoWarsStore.com has a great Easter sale deal on some Patriot Blend Coffee, it's ethically sourced and has no GMOs. It has taken years to secure a connection directly to the Chiapas farmers co-op that actually financially aids these indigenous individuals. This coffee is really going beyond Fair Trade in aiding these farmers, and at the same time is 100% certified organic and tastes great.

All Alex needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back and the expiration date! With that you can help him take the fight to the globalists, put Hillary in prison and usher in the New Renaissance of prosperity and seventeen seventy-six two point oh.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 16, 2019, 03:28:58 pm
stilted cowboys from the rockafeller skank music video are back in fashion babey
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on March 17, 2019, 01:09:06 pm
After getting Chipotle after work, I think I'm just done with Chipotle, Subway, and any other fucking restaurant where I have to hold your hand and tell the server every single goddamn ingredient.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on March 18, 2019, 05:19:38 pm
There should be an 'ignore' button on youtube videos that acts as the opposite of a subscribe button, either limiting how often the channel's videos are recommended or outright blocking their videos from appearing on the home page.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on March 18, 2019, 05:37:27 pm
There should be an 'ignore' button on youtube videos that acts as the opposite of a subscribe button, either limiting how often the channel's videos are recommended or outright blocking their videos from appearing on the home page.
Sovereign, March 18, 2019, 05:19:38 pm

Mine already does. It's not on the video itself, but it's on the home page in recommendations. Hover over the thumbnail and the three little menu dots appear on the right; click "not interested" and make sure to follow through on the "tell us why" option.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on March 18, 2019, 05:40:27 pm
There should be an 'ignore' button on youtube videos that acts as the opposite of a subscribe button, either limiting how often the channel's videos are recommended or outright blocking their videos from appearing on the home page.
Sovereign, March 18, 2019, 05:19:38 pm

Mine already does. It's not on the video itself, but it's on the home page in recommendations. Hover over the thumbnail and the three little menu dots appear on the right; click "not interested" and make sure to follow through on the "tell us why" option.
Neal, March 18, 2019, 05:37:27 pm

I've been doing that for the past few days now and it seems really hit or miss as to whether it works.

I think it'd be useful to have as an option before it reaches your recommendations, though. Like you stumble upon a video and you immediately know you would rather not see another video from the channel, so you'd have the option to preemptively bar them from your recommendations.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 19, 2019, 08:45:14 am
What's a good podcast app for android? I have podcastgo but the f plus is broken on it and it's not showing me any new episodes after 296 or letting me look at the f plus's library
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 19, 2019, 10:34:52 am
What's a good podcast app for android? I have podcastgo but the f plus is broken on it and it's not showing me any new episodes after 296 or letting me look at the f plus's library
Wrought, March 19, 2019, 08:45:14 am

If you're up to spending a couple of bucks, I really like PocketCast.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on March 19, 2019, 11:40:21 am
What's a good podcast app for android? I have podcastgo but the f plus is broken on it and it's not showing me any new episodes after 296 or letting me look at the f plus's library
Wrought, March 19, 2019, 08:45:14 am

I use Podcast Addict (and paid for the no-ad version) and it seems to work just fine.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on March 19, 2019, 01:15:13 pm
 I use PlayerFM. It does what a podcast app needs to do and has no ads. Only flaw is that it doesn't support paid podcasts since it populates its library from user provided urls. Been happy with it for years though.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on March 19, 2019, 01:33:31 pm
It's funny that you can literally piss away your water if you drink it, but drinking water is like the least wasteful thing you can do with it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on March 19, 2019, 02:37:22 pm
What's a good podcast app for android? I have podcastgo but the f plus is broken on it and it's not showing me any new episodes after 296 or letting me look at the f plus's library
Wrought, March 19, 2019, 08:45:14 am

I just use Google Play Music. What kind of functionality are you looking for there?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 19, 2019, 02:44:49 pm
Crazy to think about how frozen pizza, one of humanity's staple food groups, was invented in the 1950s
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 19, 2019, 03:18:00 pm
Crazy to think about how frozen pizza, one of humanity's staple food groups, was invented in the 1950s
chai tea latte, March 19, 2019, 02:44:49 pm
frozen pizza, but it's done up to look like a character from Frozen
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 19, 2019, 03:58:33 pm
What's a good podcast app for android? I have podcastgo but the f plus is broken on it and it's not showing me any new episodes after 296 or letting me look at the f plus's library
Wrought, March 19, 2019, 08:45:14 am

I just use Google Play Music. What kind of functionality are you looking for there?
LancashireMcGee, March 19, 2019, 02:37:22 pm
Just downloading them and having a decent library (obviously with the F Plus included)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on March 19, 2019, 06:44:16 pm
I don't listen to podcasts on my phone much, but I have two apps installed and both seem to work just fine for everyday listening. I'm not sure how they interact with paid podcasts, if at all.

Google Podcasts (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.apps.podcasts&hl=en_US) is a standalone podcast streaming app made by Google in case you don't want to deal with Google Play Music as a whole. It allows you to download episodes and shows the most recent Fplus episodes.

I've used Castbox (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=fm.castbox.audiobook.radio.podcast) in the past and it seems to be a bit more robust in terms of following RSS feed links and having several options on if or when it should automatically download recent episodes, stuff like that. Pretty sure it has ads, though.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 20, 2019, 07:14:39 am
Listening to good music is like being taken by the hand and led somewhere nice by somebody who loves you, whether you love them back or not.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 20, 2019, 09:00:08 am
Listening to good music is like being taken by the hand and led somewhere nice by somebody who loves you, whether you love them back or not.
Spooks, March 20, 2019, 07:14:39 am

What's bad music like?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 20, 2019, 09:23:03 am
Listening to good music is like being taken by the hand and led somewhere nice by somebody who loves you, whether you love them back or not.
Spooks, March 20, 2019, 07:14:39 am

What's bad music like?
boooo566, March 20, 2019, 09:00:08 am
Being taken by the hand and thrown out a window
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 20, 2019, 10:59:15 am
What's bad music like?
boooo566, March 20, 2019, 09:00:08 am

It's like you're paranoid lookin' over your back
It's like a whirlwind inside of your head
It's like you can't stop what you're hearing within
It's like the face of Pitbull's right beneath your skin
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 20, 2019, 07:09:21 pm
A mash up of zelda and zell dincht from ff8

Zeldincht
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 20, 2019, 09:45:29 pm
My friend had to go on the AIP diet and fuck talk about killing the joy that is good food
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 21, 2019, 01:12:56 pm
There should be an 'ignore' button on youtube videos that acts as the opposite of a subscribe button, either limiting how often the channel's videos are recommended or outright blocking their videos from appearing on the home page.
Sovereign, March 18, 2019, 05:19:38 pm

Mine already does. It's not on the video itself, but it's on the home page in recommendations. Hover over the thumbnail and the three little menu dots appear on the right; click "not interested" and make sure to follow through on the "tell us why" option.
Neal, March 18, 2019, 05:37:27 pm

I've been doing that for the past few days now and it seems really hit or miss as to whether it works.

I think it'd be useful to have as an option before it reaches your recommendations, though. Like you stumble upon a video and you immediately know you would rather not see another video from the channel, so you'd have the option to preemptively bar them from your recommendations.
Sovereign, March 18, 2019, 05:40:27 pm
I think if you dislike a video you've watched it keeps them from recommending that channel to you? I think that's how it's supposed to work anyway. Might be the placebo effect.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on March 22, 2019, 03:27:15 pm
I wonder why screwing, nailing, and pegging all have horny meanings but tacking, riveting, bolting, and stapling do not.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 22, 2019, 03:42:34 pm
My earphones broke and walking home from work without music was a really uncomfortable experience.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 23, 2019, 01:25:53 am
I wonder why screwing, nailing, and pegging all have horny meanings but tacking, riveting, bolting, and stapling do not.
Carbon, March 22, 2019, 03:27:15 pm
Only one way to figure it out, chief!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 23, 2019, 04:10:26 am
The Stars and Bars, a publication about astronomy and bartending
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 23, 2019, 01:58:47 pm
do you pronounce thicc like thick?

if not, please show how it's pronounced using the IPA
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on March 23, 2019, 02:39:04 pm
θɪβ
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 23, 2019, 05:18:38 pm
sometimes you buy the instagram heaux an umbrella...sometimes the instagram heaux buys you an umbrella...it's the circle of life...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on March 24, 2019, 12:03:05 am
chonk wonk , has opinions on cat size
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 25, 2019, 07:55:29 am
Is it punk to not like punk
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 25, 2019, 09:21:33 am
Is it punk to not like punk
Wrought, March 25, 2019, 07:55:29 am
I dunno, but I like punk and i'm certainly not punk. Wheels within wheels, man...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on March 25, 2019, 10:33:51 pm
The few times I was brought to a crazy DIY punk show, I was just irritated out of my mind by everything. Prog rock and noise shows thrown by old hipsters are the best shows because everyone gets to sit down in a chair.

I stopped going into pits at metal shows exactly at the same time I started having to do working-class labor. Fuck you people, I've been on my goddamn feet all day already.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 26, 2019, 01:54:17 pm
DOTA - Death Of The Author
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on March 27, 2019, 07:31:41 am
Chad: Out on a date, eating beef stroganoff
Virgin: At home alone with his beef, stroganoff
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 27, 2019, 08:43:30 am
howsabout Edvard GAG's Dicksucking Mood more like, aye?

fuck outta here dead bitch

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 27, 2019, 08:45:31 pm
here comes the sunn o))) d̴o̖̜͚̝̣̖̳ͣͭͥͨ̄͐ͪo͍ͬ̂͒̀ͣͥ̕ōͥ̾ͤo̗̹̹o̰̹̮̭͈̠͊̀̿ͬ͗̅o͙͉͉̒ͪ́̑̽ͯ̀͡o̓ͧͦ͏̦̜̰̘ö̷̙̱̘̫̯́o̺̳ͩͦ̒ͦ̒̌̏ọ͈̞̬̘͇̦̓ͯ͋ͯỏ̯̗͈̼͉͎̗ͭö̩̟̤̤̝̱́̒͛̒̔ͨo̴̱̦̘͎̮̖̖͂̓̓̽ͣ̑o̿͗̋ͤͣ̒ͩ͏̱̺ͅo̐̊̀̓͏͈͎̥̖͍̙͈o̞̩̓ͩo̼̬̭̦̙ͩ̂̌̿o͇̤̜͉ó͎̺̀o̠͔͉͙̻̫ͪ̎̉̒ó̗͉͚̯̝͈̃o̳̜̓̐ǫ͕̞͎͔̗̊̑̚o̖̠̯̭̹̘ͦ͡ö̦̠̪̪̉̍̚͢ͅo̹͔̺͓͙̰͍ͬ̊̊͛̏o̊̐ͫ͛o̜̗͔̬̟͇̐̏ͪ͡o̭̘̦̮̎ͯ̈̕o̦̜o̷̠̜̥͙͙̜͉̔̍̂ͫ ̥̞̮̱̯̇̓ͪ̾ͭ͐ͤ͞d̝̱͕o̦̙ͫ̆͝o͏̻̭̥͕o̧̞̪̳̮͕̤̽̆̄o̅͂̂̊͏̺͓̩͉͙̪͕o͚̥̹̻͙̔͋ͧ̉̚ͅo̴͈̥̲̥̟̽ͥ̚ō̡͈̭̫̟̦͕̝̃̽͋ͥ̂ͪo̹͙̦̹͌̈̾̚o̵̘͈̲̱̰͇̠ͦͤ̏̓͐ọ̱͔̻̰͖̋̀ő̧̘̑̽ͤo̒̽̇̇̓͌ͨo͕̦͔̱ͥ͛ͪ̀͐̓o̫̙̭̳o̮̝̖̣ͨ͑̾̐͒̕o̭͍͎͍͉̲̝ͯ̄ͨ̂ͣo̦͙̽̓̑̚o̢̲̲̮̹͍̳̬̍͑̈́o̴̥̼̤͇͙̫̩ͪ͗̉̂̏̿̀o̢͈̪ͬ͊͂͌ͣo̶̝̝̦͙͙ͬ̇̑̄ơ̻̣͕̤̱̎̍ͥǫ̥̳̒̾̉ͫͤ͊̚ȯ̷̥̯̱͋̉̂ŏ̝̭̃ͦ̊͑͢o͈̱̩̻̟ͥ͌o̥̩̎̏̀̔̑̿ͅo̤̩̘̫̭̰̳͒ ̢͖̰̫̻̯̱̅̐̈́̂͑d̜̉̋o̜̹͔ͭ̃͑̇o̞̬͔̬͈͈͠ȏ̢͇͗o̎҉̫̹͎̬̜̹̩o̧͙̫ó̠͇o͓̦̐͋ͩͤȍ̮̦̦͎o̦ͪ͘ơ͚̥̟͚̆ǫͯͣ͆͑̃̿͑o̯̰̹̽̿̃ͪ̽̄͢o͖ͨ͛ͫͦ̍̎ỏ̴͈o͉̖̅̎ͫo̺͍͈͚̰̲̅ͥo͖͍̫͝o̦̬̺̦̓̆ͣͮͅo̹̜̲͈͂̄o̜̪͇͍͎̓̒̐̆̂o͍͍̫̥̪ͩ̒̊́o̶̙̪̔͑ͦͮ̆̍ͪo̴͍̖̩̮͙̭͖͋͒̈̈́ò̡̤̮̲̾ͫͪͫ͊̚o̝̟̭̯̻̲͡o͗̓̈́̈́̐͂͏͚ȍ̖̣͇̖ͬo͏̖̠̱̹̭͇o̮̠̳̥̣͈ͭ͞o͍͐͆ͫ̓̍ ̱̠̰̹͕̮̦̓̓̈͐d͈̣o̹̼̗̮͆ͦ͒̐̒͌ͅỏ̫̬̹̮͇͖ͤ͗͆o͖̱̝̲̻͐͂̐͌ͣǫ͕̼̳͓̠̇ͥ̓ͯo̺̔͒͌ͣ̈́̇o̠̬͉̩̟͕ͨͭ̑͘o̦̹͌̄̉̀͛ͅo̟o͓̜̙͚̝̫͉ͪ̀o͋ͤ̏̚͞o̧͚̙̜̣̝ͅo̺̜̣̻͔̰͖̐͌͗̓̄oͮỏ̶̗̬͎̱̤̙̑̏̑o͉̥̣ͮͤ̔o͚̙̙̩̫̻ͥ̆͢o̳͈͌o̡͈͖͈̹̒̚ọͬ̿ǫ̉ọ̸͉̭̤͍̮̣͆̿̒͌ͪ̊̋ȍ̫̬o̮̼̮̜͘ő̜̯͙̟̪̘͋̈ͮ͑̊̈́o̴͖ͭͪ͋ͯͫ̚ō̷͎̤͗̎o̹̳͐͜ŏ̮̏o̜̗̙͉̦͕ͩ͗͐͘o̭͔ͧ͑͗̓ͨ̄o͚̙͙̣̹̭̻o̫͍ͦ̍ͭ̆̈́ͪ͝o̩͍o͓̠͕̩̦͍ͯ
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 27, 2019, 10:06:30 pm
Circumcision 2: this time it’s the balls
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 28, 2019, 08:18:07 am
About twice a year I remember that somebody named their band "Cherry Poppin Daddies", and nobody ever stopped them.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 28, 2019, 02:55:54 pm
Please buy my new PUA book, "Fortune Favors the Broads".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 28, 2019, 05:21:46 pm
About twice a year I remember that somebody named their band "Cherry Poppin Daddies", and nobody ever stopped them.
Lemon, March 28, 2019, 08:18:07 am
Yeah, sorry about that. Eugene's never been great at discerning between unconventional and unsavory. [yuck] Some people around here try to avoid it by just calling them "The Daddies" but... I don't know how much better that is?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 29, 2019, 07:49:23 am
trying to determine the worst shape. next candidate: squares
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 29, 2019, 07:55:14 am
Yeah, sorry about that. Eugene's never been great at discerning between unconventional and unsavory. [yuck] Some people around here try to avoid it by just calling them "The Daddies" but... I don't know how much better that is?
Shell Game, March 28, 2019, 05:21:46 pm
Now apologise for swing revival.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 29, 2019, 02:35:06 pm
Yeah, sorry about that. Eugene's never been great at discerning between unconventional and unsavory. [yuck] Some people around here try to avoid it by just calling them "The Daddies" but... I don't know how much better that is?
Shell Game, March 28, 2019, 05:21:46 pm
Now apologise for swing revival.
Lemon, March 29, 2019, 07:55:14 am
Look, we have plenty of bad taste to apologize for, but you can't pin all that on us!!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on March 29, 2019, 04:40:41 pm
Is this the place to mention that Cherry Poppin' Daddies have another album coming out later this year? Because I was surprised to learn that, and felt people should know.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on March 29, 2019, 06:40:50 pm
Meanwhile, Brian Setzer, having made his name with 50s revival and moved on to 30s revival, will be putting out his ragtime album any time now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on March 29, 2019, 09:45:22 pm
Incontinental Breakfast
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 30, 2019, 09:26:01 am
window

etymology:

They call it a "window" because the 'wind' goes 'ow' when he knocks his head on the glass pane tryna pass thru.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 30, 2019, 03:14:07 pm
maximum theoretical urination velocity
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 31, 2019, 12:29:08 am
thinking about dropping all this Social Media Discourse nonsense and exclusively look at cool pictures of fantasy characters
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on March 31, 2019, 02:40:09 am
thinking about dropping all this Social Media Discourse nonsense and exclusively look at cool pictures of fantasy characters
GirlKisser420, March 31, 2019, 12:29:08 am

Same but with weird ass magickal shaw bros kung fu movies from the late 70's early 80's
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 31, 2019, 04:39:05 am
I can remember half of a post about the martial arts film "Eight Diagram Pole Fighter" where the punchline was "Prevent Tartar buildup" and the possibilities of it haunt me to this day. I have to find the actual thing and tattoo it on me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on March 31, 2019, 05:00:02 am
I can remember half of a post about the martial arts film "Eight Diagram Pole Fighter" where the punchline was "Prevent Tartar buildup" and the possibilities of it haunt me to this day. I have to find the actual thing and tattoo it on me.
GirlKisser420, March 31, 2019, 04:39:05 am

One of my favorite movies. HMU if you find the post.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 31, 2019, 04:49:56 pm
Even before Tarantino, Lau Kar Leung and Gordon Liu demonstrate here an ability to learn from their past successes and Shaw Brothers classics to put together a film that celebrates its progenitors. While the plot rehashes Liu's past films, this film brings a balletic sensibility to its choreography and blocking along with a gorgeous operatic aesthetic to go even further. A quirky sense of humor tops the whole thing off wonderfully. It teaches a lesson, too: Tartar buildup leads to tooth loss.

is what google throws up for that joke
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 31, 2019, 05:01:10 pm
Idk if y'all are aware but I stream a lot of Shaw Bros stuff to the unofficial ballpit discord. Lately we've done some Venom Mob stuff and a One Armed Swordsman movie.

Next is maybe Crippled Avengers?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on March 31, 2019, 05:04:39 pm
PM me an invite, Crippled Avengers is dope
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 01, 2019, 03:03:33 pm
Do people really pull pranks on April Fool's Day? In my life it's just another one of those holidays I forget.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 01, 2019, 03:37:39 pm
Do people really pull pranks on April Fool's Day? In my life it's just another one of those holidays I forget.
Shell Game, April 01, 2019, 03:03:33 pm

I've pulled exactly one off at work, and it's when I sent out a hideous business card design to the whole office and said this is what they were going to look like. It worked really well, and I've rested on my laurels ever since.

And, to be honest, with the state of the world and people just being assholes for the sake of assholery, April Fools isn't that much fun.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Maslow’s Tweeds on April 01, 2019, 03:41:53 pm
12 years of school and 3 degrees after high school, and my entire career was judged today by how many push-ups and sit-ups I can do in two minutes. Hm.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 01, 2019, 03:51:53 pm
12 years of school and 3 degrees after high school, and my entire career was judged today by how many push-ups and sit-ups I can do in two minutes. Hm.
Oedipal Arrangements, April 01, 2019, 03:41:53 pm
It all comes full circle...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Maslow’s Tweeds on April 01, 2019, 04:11:00 pm
12 years of school and 3 degrees after high school, and my entire career was judged today by how many push-ups and sit-ups I can do in two minutes. Hm.
Oedipal Arrangements, April 01, 2019, 03:41:53 pm
It all comes full circle...
Shell Game, April 01, 2019, 03:51:53 pm

The Navy is an abusive spouse that likes to remind us how fat we are twice a year.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 01, 2019, 04:32:54 pm
Is Guy Feiri just the Colonel Sanders of our generation? Like the white suit and bolo tie look must have fallen out of fashion well before 1930.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Maslow’s Tweeds on April 01, 2019, 04:41:59 pm
Is Guy Feiri just the Colonel Sanders of our generation? Like the white suit and bolo tie look must have fallen out of fashion well before 1930.
Dr. Buttplug, April 01, 2019, 04:32:54 pm

Don’t tell Douglas over here. Homeboy is trying to bring it back.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ambious on April 01, 2019, 05:55:27 pm
Math is awesome
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 01, 2019, 06:13:23 pm
Spider-Man should have a spider abdomen as part of his basic design
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 02, 2019, 04:09:13 pm
Statistically speaking, one of the Rugrats shit themselves on camera every episode.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 02, 2019, 05:43:35 pm
Statistically speaking, one of the Rugrats shit themselves on camera every episode.
GirlKisser420, April 02, 2019, 04:09:13 pm

Yet another comparison datapoint as to why Fortnite's current microtransaction model is so hostile.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 02, 2019, 06:20:39 pm
Statistically speaking, one of the Rugrats shit themselves on camera every episode.
GirlKisser420, April 02, 2019, 04:09:13 pm
We didn't need reminded of this. They shit on screen in several episodes. Now if you'll review my Tvtropes edits...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 02, 2019, 07:01:21 pm
Researchers estimate that up to 70% of contemporary human ideas for inventions are different types of instrument designed to remove excess earwax
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on April 02, 2019, 07:43:39 pm
I am utterly shocked to learn just now that there are still Foamy the Squirrel videos being made and released in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Nineteen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on April 03, 2019, 09:48:36 am
I am utterly shocked to learn just now that there are still Foamy the Squirrel videos being made and released in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Nineteen.
Neal, April 02, 2019, 07:43:39 pm

Post reboot

Germaine makes attempts to reform her character and personality, including changing her hair and getting breast-reduction surgery. Despite Mathers's claims however, not long after the reboot the series began to return to the original style, relying heavily on jokes and content derived on Germaine's sexuality. Germaine returns to using her sexuality to financially support herself.

In January 2015, Foamy moves out in protest over Germaine's "stupidity" and makes his home in a post-office box.[12]

The apparent continued focus on other characters in the series was also quickly dropped, leaving only more known series regulars such as Pilz-e and Begely.

However, on September 10, 2015, Mathers uploaded a new cartoon, revealing that Germaine had suffered a mental breakdown. The episode picks up six months after the previous one, and the new cartoon showed her meeting Foamy outside a mental hospital in New York City, and it was revealed that much of the sexual content shown in past cartoons had actually been a series of hallucinations by Germaine. Mathers said that he had been planning the episode for a long time, and had deliberately reverted to crude sexual humor in order to emphasize how the pressure of a sexually obsessed society can warp women's perspectives.

Mathers now claims that Germaine will "rebuild herself", and says that "[Germaine] will be a little darker, and a bit more jaded, but she'll figure things out."

He's tried SEVERAL TIMES but he CANNOT stop being horny on main.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 03, 2019, 11:39:08 am
I am utterly shocked to learn just now that there are still Foamy the Squirrel videos being made and released in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Nineteen.
Neal, April 02, 2019, 07:43:39 pm

Post reboot

Germaine makes attempts to reform her character and personality, including changing her hair and getting breast-reduction surgery. Despite Mathers's claims however, not long after the reboot the series began to return to the original style, relying heavily on jokes and content derived on Germaine's sexuality. Germaine returns to using her sexuality to financially support herself.

In January 2015, Foamy moves out in protest over Germaine's "stupidity" and makes his home in a post-office box.[12]

The apparent continued focus on other characters in the series was also quickly dropped, leaving only more known series regulars such as Pilz-e and Begely.

However, on September 10, 2015, Mathers uploaded a new cartoon, revealing that Germaine had suffered a mental breakdown. The episode picks up six months after the previous one, and the new cartoon showed her meeting Foamy outside a mental hospital in New York City, and it was revealed that much of the sexual content shown in past cartoons had actually been a series of hallucinations by Germaine. Mathers said that he had been planning the episode for a long time, and had deliberately reverted to crude sexual humor in order to emphasize how the pressure of a sexually obsessed society can warp women's perspectives.

Mathers now claims that Germaine will "rebuild herself", and says that "[Germaine] will be a little darker, and a bit more jaded, but she'll figure things out."

He's tried SEVERAL TIMES but he CANNOT stop being horny on main.
Frank West, April 03, 2019, 09:48:36 am
Countdown to him rebooting it as a sex positivity comic.

Erika Moen can cover it and let him guest!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on April 03, 2019, 06:16:35 pm
Hey I don't know if you knew this but the Italians do not say "How old do I look?", they say "How many years do I demonstrate?"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on April 03, 2019, 10:59:44 pm
I don't care for Glenn Howerton.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 04, 2019, 06:38:15 am
There may be a correlation between being a crazy person and carrying around a mesh bag and picking morel mushrooms in the forest.

On second thought, that makes perfect sense. Carry on.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 04, 2019, 07:00:05 am
augmented reality game where you have a virtual pet that's a car and you make it grow by taking pictures of car logos
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 04, 2019, 08:34:01 am
GUMMY BEARS FOR BREAKFAST
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on April 04, 2019, 02:24:18 pm
"Largesse" sounds like the name of the incredibly niche fetish for people who like giantesses but wish they were a little less giant
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 04, 2019, 08:24:22 pm
Sweetheart fetch my haberdasher equipment from the cupboard.

Uh Greg all thats in here is tin foil and some weird plastic bags?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 05, 2019, 02:55:51 am
Bubble tea is actually bullshit, sorry to the billion people who haven’t realised it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on April 05, 2019, 05:20:57 pm
Fear of dogs should be called shibie jeebies
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 05, 2019, 08:06:51 pm
Is your child a r/pcmasterrace poster? Know the signs:

GG - Go Gamers
LFG - Let's Furnish Gamergate
WTB - Won't Try Breeding
FTW - Fellating The Witcher
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on April 06, 2019, 07:55:23 pm
Backstreets back?

Alright.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 07, 2019, 12:32:19 am
Need a service that tells you wether a person is a horrible monster beyond how they present on the internet.

Like at least a list of youtube people that might be Nazis.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 07, 2019, 12:35:36 am
Need a service that tells you wether a person is a horrible monster beyond how they present on the internet.

Like at least a list of youtube people that might be Nazis.
Dr. Buttplug, April 07, 2019, 12:32:19 am
I'm sure youtube has a list of all their users somewhere.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 07, 2019, 12:42:05 am
Need a service that tells you wether a person is a horrible monster beyond how they present on the internet.

Like at least a list of youtube people that might be Nazis.
Dr. Buttplug, April 07, 2019, 12:32:19 am

Yeah, it's the recommendation list on the right
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 07, 2019, 06:19:04 am
My bus is breaking the speed limit by 20% at the moment, should I be concerned?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 07, 2019, 06:23:19 am
My bus is breaking the speed limit by 20% at the moment, should I be concerned?
boooo566, April 07, 2019, 06:19:04 am
yeah, you might be late
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 07, 2019, 04:32:53 pm
[shotguns an entire monster energy drink (the white one) and throws it at a child] alright, bitches, i got some opinions about video games and they all suck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 08, 2019, 01:13:14 am
If the Matrix had never been made, what movie would misogynist dipshits have glommed onto? Would have it been 300 and they'd be saying "Join the Spartan army"? Tattoo "Remember she was a bitch" on their arms?

Edit: just looked it up. It would have been Fight Club for sure
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on April 08, 2019, 04:09:03 am
I just realized that I think the requirement for me to be able to like a TV show is that it needs to be the sort of show where breaking into a musical number wouldn't actually be that weird for it.

Actually having musical numbers is totally optional, it just needs to be the sort of show where people suddenly breaking into song would elicit a response of 'this is a fair enough turn of events'.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on April 08, 2019, 07:30:47 pm
if you get circumcised as a kid you don't have to worry about getting circumcised later in life
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 08, 2019, 07:39:12 pm
The world needs more cats with thumbs, they're just so good. But not cats with hands, there are already too many of those
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 08, 2019, 08:04:48 pm
What if online were called inline... would we skate the information superhighway?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on April 08, 2019, 08:21:54 pm
Imagining Isaac Brock cumming. Focusing on his O Face.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on April 08, 2019, 09:07:13 pm
What if online were called inline... would we skate the information superhighway?
Shell Game, April 08, 2019, 08:04:48 pm
Hell yeah, just like my favorite anime, Reboot.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 09, 2019, 12:16:26 am
Has the weather just considered just, you know, not snowing again until November?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 09, 2019, 06:36:20 am
William Strunk Jr.'s Elements of Style
William Strunk Jr.'s Elements of Grace
William Strunk Jr.'s Elements
of a Funny Face
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on April 09, 2019, 05:00:12 pm
Is there a German elektro band called Bußtop or did I just have a waking dream?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 10, 2019, 12:53:11 am
A scene where Papa Legba, Eshu or similar is offended that someone made an offering of a frozen chicken from the Krogers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 10, 2019, 09:01:16 am
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232457494687907840/565535928601280522/Screenshot_20190410-062553_Samsung_Internet.jpg)

Two years!
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275776567810981898/565536354088255489/500475364775297034.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 10, 2019, 02:13:45 pm
Jerome K. Jerome's Three Men in a Poly Ship (To Say Nothing of the Human Pup)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 10, 2019, 04:13:00 pm
Stock music is really good if you need instrumental music to mask outside noise while you're studying
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 11, 2019, 04:46:49 pm
whoever came up with the idea of brands being Woke On Twitter should be held responsible
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on April 11, 2019, 07:42:24 pm
Conductive play dough

1 1/2 cup flour
1/4 cup salt
3 tbsp veg oil
3 tbsp cream of tartar
1 cup water

directions. make a roux by throwing that shit in a pot. fuck it the hell up. allow to cool, knead in flour
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 11, 2019, 09:33:54 pm
Conductive play dough

1 1/2 cup flour
1/4 cup salt
3 tbsp veg oil
3 tbsp cream of tartar
1 cup water

directions. make a roux by throwing that shit in a pot. fuck it the hell up. allow to cool, knead in flour
cat_examiner, April 11, 2019, 07:42:24 pm

...can I get the microwave directions?
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Post by: The Smoking Dad on April 12, 2019, 02:50:30 am
smoke thneed everyday
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 12, 2019, 05:09:19 am
How could I have known that Paulie walnuts ice cream would be banana flavoured mostly...... how
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Post by: A Meat on April 13, 2019, 12:52:26 pm
The Hangout Gardens of Babylon
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 13, 2019, 04:24:51 pm
The people in front of me in the food queue at the cinema took like ten minutes to buy everything and got so much they had to take two trips to get it all to their seats. After the film they walked over to the ticket machines and started selecting the next film to watch. I can only dream of having that much dedication to the cinema experience.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 13, 2019, 05:38:02 pm
the backlash to #metoo has been really weird since the only real negative consequence is that it terrified a bunch of probable rapists that they'd be accused of sexual assault so they're depicting sex stuff less, but it's treated like it's a debate where newspapers keep writing articles like it's a debate between equal powers and the women could go too far by making rapists and their supporters insecure
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on April 13, 2019, 08:55:52 pm
Bahamas
Bahamut
Giant dragon god on vacation in the Caribbean
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Post by: Turtle on April 13, 2019, 09:03:02 pm
Bahamas
Bahamut
Giant dragon god on vacation in the Caribbean
Ragnarok Boobies, April 13, 2019, 08:55:52 pm
Bahamut mamut
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Post by: sambair on April 13, 2019, 10:01:16 pm
Ready Player One, but every reference to Monty Python is replaced with a reference to Mr. Bean.
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Post by: Mique on April 14, 2019, 10:29:09 am
After having to manually wind up shitty cords for years, it's immensely satisfying to push a button and watch a vacuum cleaner cord go back on it's own.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 14, 2019, 02:04:20 pm
I forgot to say the things i had to say last night while i was drunk. Now my head just kinda hurts. Was it even worth it?
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 14, 2019, 06:35:41 pm
in the jorts of the crimson king
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Post by: Neal on April 14, 2019, 06:47:35 pm
in the jorts of the crimson king
chai tea latte, April 14, 2019, 06:35:41 pm

I would not only give you a bulb for that brilliant piece of work, but also cheevos, except that would disrupt the powerful energy of your current total.
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Post by: A Meat on April 14, 2019, 07:20:05 pm
Soothe 'em up
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 14, 2019, 07:56:51 pm
Deep fried pickles is just the best bar appetizer
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on April 15, 2019, 07:37:30 am
At some point we're going to find out that a murder-podcaster was caught creating OC.

The podcast about that murder is going to be wild!
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Post by: birdie on April 15, 2019, 10:25:19 am
not today, seitan: an anti-vegan manifesto
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Post by: Shell Game on April 16, 2019, 12:15:48 am
I just finished editing one episode of extra credit and am already thinking about the next one. Editing is such a consuming hobby. I kinda miss it when we run out.
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Post by: Wrought on April 16, 2019, 06:42:39 am
not today, seitan: an anti-vegan manifesto
birdie, April 15, 2019, 10:25:19 am
Not Today Cytran: An F Plus Manifesto
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 16, 2019, 07:26:38 pm
capitalism entirely sucks and should be abolished, but Coke Freestyle machines are the greatest innovation known to man
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 17, 2019, 02:24:51 am
Under an anarchist state all coke will be freestyle
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Post by: A Meat on April 17, 2019, 09:25:54 pm
Breaking bad, but it's set during prohibition and it's about making moonshine and the illegal hooch crime business
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Post by: Lemon on April 17, 2019, 09:53:55 pm
Breaking bad, but it's set during prohibition and it's about making moonshine and the illegal hooch crime business
A Meat, April 17, 2019, 09:25:54 pm

Isn't that Boardwalk Empire?
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Post by: A Meat on April 18, 2019, 02:35:35 am
Breaking bad, but it's set during prohibition and it's about making moonshine and the illegal hooch crime business
A Meat, April 17, 2019, 09:25:54 pm

Isn't that Boardwalk Empire?
Lemon, April 17, 2019, 09:53:55 pm
but starring bryan cranston
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Post by: Carbon on April 18, 2019, 12:54:57 pm
If you were to travel back to the actual industrial revolution and wear steampunk paraphernalia, would that be their equivalent of someone wearing Google glass today?
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 18, 2019, 06:52:23 pm
Anybody do a doc on Erotic Hypnotism? Apparently that's a thing. I don't have time to do a deep dive, but from scratching the surface, there's a sweaty nerd pit of perverts over there.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 18, 2019, 06:54:03 pm
Anybody do a doc on Erotic Hypnotism? Apparently that's a thing. I don't have time to do a deep dive, but from scratching the surface, there's a sweaty nerd pit of perverts over there.
Dr. Buttplug, April 18, 2019, 06:52:23 pm
In fact, there's at least one f plus episode about it!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 18, 2019, 07:00:19 pm
Anybody do a doc on Erotic Hypnotism? Apparently that's a thing. I don't have time to do a deep dive, but from scratching the surface, there's a sweaty nerd pit of perverts over there.
Dr. Buttplug, April 18, 2019, 06:52:23 pm
In fact, there's at least one f plus episode about it!
AgentCoop, April 18, 2019, 06:54:03 pm
Ah hell I shoulda put this in the find an episode thread!
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 18, 2019, 08:03:57 pm
Anybody do a doc on Erotic Hypnotism? Apparently that's a thing. I don't have time to do a deep dive, but from scratching the surface, there's a sweaty nerd pit of perverts over there.
Dr. Buttplug, April 18, 2019, 06:52:23 pm
In fact, there's at least one f plus episode about it!
AgentCoop, April 18, 2019, 06:54:03 pm

Ah hell I shoulda put this in the find an episode thread!

Dr. Buttplug, April 18, 2019, 07:00:19 pm
https://thefpl.us/episode/182 (https://thefpl.us/episode/182)
https://thefpl.us/episode/125 (https://thefpl.us/episode/125)

good news: the warpmymind ep is one of the best eps the fplus has ever done, imo
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 18, 2019, 08:34:58 pm
Anybody do a doc on Erotic Hypnotism? Apparently that's a thing. I don't have time to do a deep dive, but from scratching the surface, there's a sweaty nerd pit of perverts over there.
Dr. Buttplug, April 18, 2019, 06:52:23 pm
In fact, there's at least one f plus episode about it!
AgentCoop, April 18, 2019, 06:54:03 pm

Ah hell I shoulda put this in the find an episode thread!

Dr. Buttplug, April 18, 2019, 07:00:19 pm
https://thefpl.us/episode/182 (https://thefpl.us/episode/182)
https://thefpl.us/episode/125 (https://thefpl.us/episode/125)

good news: the warpmymind ep is one of the best eps the fplus has ever done, imo
GirlKisser420, April 18, 2019, 08:03:57 pm
I forgot these ones existed. I do think a doc could be put together on the "Erotic Hypnotism community," by itself, which I just found out is a thing. I'll have to do some digging when I have more time.

Edit: actually 125 covers this pretty well. Disregard this pointless thought. And thank you GirlKisser420 for reawakening this memory that was burried by a cadre of crazed sex hypnotists.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 18, 2019, 11:08:45 pm
I wanna make a video game as weird and cool as OFF.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 19, 2019, 03:06:52 pm
Y'all know when you type "LOL" but you ain't laughing IRL? How you make other people know you're really laughing for real is you type it out like this and it will work: "Trompe L'ol". Trust me works every time.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 19, 2019, 03:14:19 pm
Blue Eyes White Dragon (Limp Bizkit cover)
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 20, 2019, 12:52:38 am
If you make insomnia illegal only criminals will have insomnia
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Post by: Turtle on April 20, 2019, 06:37:29 pm
According to seating capacity, selloutedness, and city population, half of my city is currently attending the Garth Brooks concert.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 20, 2019, 08:10:07 pm
Could it be that black holes are like the vacuum hose and neutron stars are like a vacuum filter bag?
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Post by: Lemon on April 20, 2019, 08:28:58 pm
Celebrating this 4/20 with my Phish vs Kottonmouth Kings mashup [7h, 46m]
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Post by: The Smoking Dad on April 20, 2019, 11:50:27 pm
Racism Watchfetish barks at sexy nazi watches and timepieces
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Post by: Shell Game on April 21, 2019, 12:38:35 am
I did all my laundry today and I'm not sure why.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 21, 2019, 02:51:57 pm
Happy Easter!   

(https://i.imgur.com/9S1EWiUl.jpg)
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Post by: Carbon on April 21, 2019, 04:30:21 pm
A dendrochronologist's whole job is to check data logs
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Post by: Lemon on April 21, 2019, 07:45:43 pm
Opening up a steak place on 5th Avenue called Porterhouse Five.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 21, 2019, 07:54:18 pm
Gonna get stoned TONIGHT now that it isn't what the COOL KIDS are doing.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 21, 2019, 10:11:15 pm
Oh shit cheap(er) Easter candy tomorrow!
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Post by: cat_examiner on April 22, 2019, 12:33:41 am
tonight, on "nature's greatest nutshots"

(https://i.imgur.com/hhWA6B2.gif)

(i know thats not how bees work)
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Post by: sambair on April 22, 2019, 07:25:22 am
There's going to be a point within the next year or so where I've seen more unique episodes of Naruto than the Simpsons.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 22, 2019, 10:03:05 am
they call me the joe rogan of true crime podcasts
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Post by: Shell Game on April 22, 2019, 10:05:01 am
It is impossible to draw a shaded ball and if any of you witches try to prove otherwise, it's to the stake with ya!
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Post by: Shell Game on April 22, 2019, 10:26:37 am
Sorry, I have two today!

I can't fuckin read Twitter people talking about their "mutuals" without having to remind myself that otherkin have not made their way to my feed.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 22, 2019, 10:55:24 am
Shell's new avatar holy shit hahahaha
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Post by: Liatai on April 22, 2019, 02:05:41 pm
Good idea; adding a little pinch of salt to the glass of soda you're about to drink after some exercise, to help replace some of what you lost through sweating.

Bad idea; forgetting the nucleation effect that fuels the Diet-Coke-and-Mentos fountain. :B

Luckily it was ginger ale, so it didn't contain caffeine or aspartame to REALLY shoot off a CO2 fountain. And I like my soda pretty flat anyway, so no harm done. XD
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Post by: Wrought on April 22, 2019, 08:50:03 pm
Anime is a filler episode for your life
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 23, 2019, 03:05:39 am
When I see a waiting for Godot parody I hoot and holler like a French Ape
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 23, 2019, 08:33:05 am
I keep hearing the French say "Excusez-moe" and I frankly think it's sick that a whole different nationality has taken it upon themselves, apologizing for something the Japanese brought into this world.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 23, 2019, 08:55:29 am
i go on Forged in Fire but i keep making sex toys and BDSM fasteners instead of cool knives and historical weapons. the judges can't get rid of me
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Post by: Shell Game on April 23, 2019, 09:19:40 am
I wonder how long I've had allergies and thought I was sick. I wonder how often I'll be sick and think it's allergies.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 23, 2019, 02:07:44 pm
Respect my new OC: Umberto Ecco The Dolphin
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 23, 2019, 03:22:30 pm
Respect my new OC: Umberto Ecco The Dolphin
Spooks, April 23, 2019, 02:07:44 pm

Good to know the cetaceans aren't fond of fascism
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 23, 2019, 04:11:26 pm
There are myriad of stylistic variations between the three, but the most interesting difference for me between The Talking Heads, REM and The B52's is the level of sincerity in their lyrics.
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Post by: sambair on April 23, 2019, 04:15:21 pm
Disney has a line of ball-shaped plush dolls, and the Winnie the Pooh one looks almost exactly like Pupkin. I cracked the Hell up when I saw one at work today, but there's no way I could express this to any of my co-workers without sounding completely insane.
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Post by: A Meat on April 23, 2019, 04:21:48 pm
There are myriad of stylistic variations between the three, but the most interesting difference for me between The Talking Heads, REM and The B52's is the level of sincerity in their lyrics.
Dr. Buttplug, April 23, 2019, 04:11:26 pm
Please elaborate
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 23, 2019, 05:11:59 pm
There are myriad of stylistic variations between the three, but the most interesting difference for me between The Talking Heads, REM and The B52's is the level of sincerity in their lyrics.
Dr. Buttplug, April 23, 2019, 04:11:26 pm
Please elaborate
A Meat, April 23, 2019, 04:21:48 pm
No thanks. I've already put more time into thinking about this than I care to. I spit it into the thread, now let it be.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 23, 2019, 06:29:34 pm
There are myriad of stylistic variations between the three, but the most interesting difference for me between The Talking Heads, REM and The B52's is the level of sincerity in their lyrics.
Dr. Buttplug, April 23, 2019, 04:11:26 pm
Please elaborate
A Meat, April 23, 2019, 04:21:48 pm
No thanks. I've already put more time into thinking about this than I care to. I spit it into the thread, now let it be.
Dr. Buttplug, April 23, 2019, 05:11:59 pm
I like it better this way anyway.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 23, 2019, 11:02:20 pm
Taking huge shits is the new smoking. IBS is a radical act.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 24, 2019, 02:32:33 am
Möbius Stripper
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 24, 2019, 08:00:50 am
Dave Matthews Gland
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Post by: Shell Game on April 24, 2019, 09:31:32 am
Whenever I see a group of men standing in a circle with coffee and just like. Talking in casual dress first thing in the morning, I can't stop wondering if they're some kind of Christian Men's group. And I get nervous because I used to be around those a lot when I went to church. They were NEVER fun people to be around. Being "A Godly Man" or some iteration therein was always being discussed and so many activities were defined by how they're both manly and godly. Like rock climbing. Man, do those groups like rock climbing!
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Post by: krytton on April 24, 2019, 11:50:59 am
i'm not like the otter girls
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 24, 2019, 11:51:28 am
Whenever I see a group of men standing in a circle with coffee and just like. Talking in casual dress first thing in the morning, I can't stop wondering if they're some kind of Christian Men's group. And I get nervous because I used to be around those a lot when I went to church. They were NEVER fun people to be around. Being "A Godly Man" or some iteration therein was always being discussed and so many activities were defined by how they're both manly and godly. Like rock climbing. Man, do those groups like rock climbing!
Shell Game, April 24, 2019, 09:31:32 am

Climbin' the Wall for Jesus!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on April 24, 2019, 12:13:19 pm
Whenever I see a group of men standing in a circle with coffee and just like. Talking in casual dress first thing in the morning, I can't stop wondering if they're some kind of Christian Men's group. And I get nervous because I used to be around those a lot when I went to church. They were NEVER fun people to be around. Being "A Godly Man" or some iteration therein was always being discussed and so many activities were defined by how they're both manly and godly. Like rock climbing. Man, do those groups like rock climbing!
Shell Game, April 24, 2019, 09:31:32 am

Climbeliness IS next to Godliness
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 24, 2019, 12:15:31 pm
sermon on the cliff face
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Post by: Shell Game on April 24, 2019, 02:32:33 pm
Jesus is my rock. He allows me to climb him.
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Post by: ikaribattousai on April 24, 2019, 02:44:17 pm
If you want to ruin someone's life, teach them about kerning.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 24, 2019, 10:45:33 pm
If you want to ruin someone's life, teach them about kerning.
ikaribattousai, April 24, 2019, 02:44:17 pm

Can conf irm
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 24, 2019, 11:46:11 pm
If you want to ruin someone's life, teach them about kerning.
ikaribattousai, April 24, 2019, 02:44:17 pm
to do it even more, teach them to recognize the font "Lobster 2.0"
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Post by: Spenny on April 25, 2019, 12:14:59 am
Hunter F. Tompkins
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 25, 2019, 07:31:39 pm
Like, if there ever were an artist I'm extremely jealous of (there's a lot), I think Obvious Plant person is one of them. And the Scarfolk Council person. Damn so good!!!
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Post by: Schumin Capote on April 26, 2019, 03:13:52 am
I probably should have realized this like 20-years ago, but the singer of Wheatus is a dude? I'm weirdly disappointed by this discovery.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on April 26, 2019, 11:22:33 am
If you want a balanced, symmetrical sleeping experience you simply have to lower an identical mattress to the one you're sleeping on hydraulically onto yourself, to make a sandwich
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 26, 2019, 12:33:04 pm
I probably should have realized this like 20-years ago, but the singer of Wheatus is a dude? I'm weirdly disappointed by this discovery.
Schumin Capote, April 26, 2019, 03:13:52 am

Oh he's just a teenage scumbag, baby.
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on April 26, 2019, 01:07:48 pm
Presto change-o heatus burritus!
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Post by: Wrought on April 26, 2019, 01:23:39 pm
Axel F. Thompson
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Post by: Wrought on April 26, 2019, 05:04:21 pm
Wish I had necromancer powers so I could resurrect Karl Marx and make him watch the purge movies
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on April 26, 2019, 05:35:59 pm
Given how porn replicates any other successful platform, why isn't there Pornterest?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 27, 2019, 04:33:51 am
thinking about becoming a Mead Guy
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Post by: Wrought on April 27, 2019, 02:29:22 pm
It's really funny to me how no one treats british swears like they're swears at all. Non british people just say bloody and bugger casually and the british have to censor them lol
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Post by: A Meat on April 28, 2019, 12:15:41 am
you can be hot and cool, but not warm and cold
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Post by: Carbon on April 28, 2019, 11:40:19 am
you can be hot and cool, but not warm and cold
A Meat, April 28, 2019, 12:15:41 am

Of course you can be warm and cold, it's usually called a fever and chills!
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Post by: krytton on April 28, 2019, 10:36:44 pm
vladimir pudding
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 30, 2019, 03:41:10 am
WC3 orc peon voice: Rourke Rourke
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 01, 2019, 04:39:47 pm
Lin Manuel-Tyrande
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 01, 2019, 08:51:20 pm
Whoops! All Anhedonia
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Post by: A Meat on May 02, 2019, 02:37:18 am
why do most fantasy races in media have westernized notions of gender?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 02, 2019, 05:33:29 am
There's 2 reasons.
A: They're not actually attempts to create new cultures with radically different worldviews, they're generally expressions of a particular ideal of the writer's worldview or a knockoff of that
B: all fantasy writers are huge perverts and extremely bizarre people
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on May 02, 2019, 07:54:38 am
Given my disdain for prestige drama, I'm annoyed with myself for enjoying "true detective" 
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 02, 2019, 01:23:12 pm
why do most fantasy races in media have westernized notions of gender?
A Meat, May 02, 2019, 02:37:18 am

Write what you know. It's easier.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 02, 2019, 01:32:48 pm
why do most fantasy races in media have westernized notions of gender?
A Meat, May 02, 2019, 02:37:18 am

Write what you know. It's easier.
boooo566, May 02, 2019, 01:23:12 pm
I mean... tbh when people don't the results are.... NOT USUALLY THAT GREAT.
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Post by: A Meat on May 02, 2019, 01:50:31 pm
It wasn't a question I was asking in full seriousness, but yeah, I guess the dudes who write most generic fantasy would generate awful things if you made them think outside that box of things they know
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Post by: Wrought on May 02, 2019, 02:03:07 pm
I somehow fell ass first into GMing two different ttrpg groups in the span of two days
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 02, 2019, 09:32:05 pm
Quoting my ballp.it posts from 4 years ago to get them "post-free bulb" engagement levels
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on May 02, 2019, 11:21:45 pm
Quoting my ballp.it posts from 4 years ago to get them "post-free bulb" engagement levels
AgentCoop, May 02, 2019, 09:32:05 pm
Looking at my ballp.it posts from 4 years ago led to me finding a post where I linked the wallpaper Portaxx made for our 2010 Left 4 Jam team that I lost some time ago so thanks for helping me to find this great art (http://i.imgur.com/TG4e49D.jpg).
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 03, 2019, 03:49:59 pm
Watching a normal video of a lady jiggling her big butt in yoga pants and having the first comment on Reddit be like "one does not simply show a video, without providing the source", like what the fuck do you mean my man, the source of the butt is the lady, do you think this isn't the whole clip, do you think there is more, what more could there be, what bigger motion picture could you imagine, Mr. Sticky Carpet, where a lady shaking her ass in the mirror is a taken-out-of-context piece of a larger narrative, what fucking insane bullshit do you actually want to be given when you ask for "the source", wacko, like do you wanna know where the lady's butt lives, do you wanna go to her house and motorboat those jiggling cheeks and say "ah thank you m'lady for providing me with the source, once i come back home i'll make sure to upvote your video before the cops show up and log me out of my reddit account!", I do not understand you nor your kind but I wish you all the best and merry travels in your Internet journeys because I know you're a disgusting piece of shit but you did coat that in a nice LoTR meme and this placates me for the night for you've made it clear you pay respect to the memory of Mr. Tolkein a great and learned man plus I do have to admit the lady jiggling her butt needs if not sourcing a sequel at the very least, the proverbial Two Towers or whatever; trying to tie these two threads in a nice metaphorical bow for the end of this post so that you can get some sort of satisfactory closure.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2019, 05:33:54 am
every lesbian without exception is turned on by that gif of the lady crushing a watermelon with her thighs but so few of them work out. lesbians need to get Huge in 2020
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 04, 2019, 05:54:06 am
every lesbian without exception is turned on by that gif of the lady crushing a watermelon with her thighs but so few of them work out. lesbians need to get Huge in 2020
GirlKisser420, May 04, 2019, 05:33:54 am
I'm out here telling ladies about owning a sword and not a single one of them owns their own sword. It's like, are you still in the closet, or what? Buy a sword!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on May 04, 2019, 11:47:03 am
every lesbian without exception is turned on by that gif of the lady crushing a watermelon with her thighs but so few of them work out. lesbians need to get Huge in 2020
GirlKisser420, May 04, 2019, 05:33:54 am
I'm out here telling ladies about owning a sword and not a single one of them owns their own sword. It's like, are you still in the closet, or what? Buy a sword!
chai tea latte, May 04, 2019, 05:54:06 am
(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/57485618_1690849044547420_3950917733868109824_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=242b1c73bd93874421cebbe8bbc654f0&oe=5D6F1BB7) Get a sword!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 04, 2019, 05:09:01 pm
If you're bi, do you get a knife?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on May 04, 2019, 05:38:30 pm
If you're bi, do you get a knife?
🧛‍♀️📘, May 04, 2019, 05:09:01 pm
A switchblade.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 04, 2019, 05:43:10 pm
If you're bi, do you get a knife?
🧛‍♀️📘, May 04, 2019, 05:09:01 pm
A switchblade.
Turtle, May 04, 2019, 05:38:30 pm
Counterpoint:
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/a/a7/Dissidia-Revolver.png/revision/latest?cb=20110218050949)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on May 04, 2019, 05:44:06 pm
If you're bi, do you get a knife?
🧛‍♀️📘, May 04, 2019, 05:09:01 pm
Either that or two swords, it depends which hemisphere you're in
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: birdie on May 05, 2019, 12:06:01 pm
I have a collection of comically oversized scissors so it's kind of having a collection of two swords stuck together? Does this count?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 05, 2019, 12:34:44 pm
the cortical sensory areas for the genitals are next to the ones for the feet, therefore foot fetishists
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 05, 2019, 02:06:35 pm
"So you see, while Miracle Whip might not BE mayonnaise, it still performs mayonninity."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on May 05, 2019, 06:21:15 pm
Asking someone if they've been saved in a comedy Sean Connery voice just doesn't go well
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 05, 2019, 08:59:14 pm
A spice shop called Arrakis
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 05, 2019, 10:34:00 pm
roller coaster that fucks you

(inspired by recent bad dreams and even worse posts)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 05, 2019, 10:55:55 pm
roller coaster that fucks you

(inspired by recent bad dreams and even worse posts)
krytton, May 05, 2019, 10:34:00 pm
Okay and you're SURE Miranda Leek isn't involved in any of this...?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 05, 2019, 11:02:24 pm
negotiations with miranda leek have stalled for some reason
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 06, 2019, 11:43:08 am
To combat my depression I'm using the three Ms: Medication, Meditation, and Masturbation.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 06, 2019, 11:51:33 am
To combat my depression I'm using the three Ms: Medication, Meditation, and Masturbation.
Dr. Buttplug, May 06, 2019, 11:43:08 am
Me? I'm just looking for a guy to make me one of the three Mrs. Are ya with me ladies?!!!?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 06, 2019, 12:07:17 pm
To combat my depression I'm using the three Ms: Medication, Meditation, and Masturbation.
Dr. Buttplug, May 06, 2019, 11:43:08 am
Me? I'm just looking for a guy to make me one of the three Mrs. Are ya with me ladies?!!!?
Shell Game, May 06, 2019, 11:51:33 am

Sister wives aaaaaayyy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 06, 2019, 02:26:10 pm
just realized someone's probably mentioned Dark Souls in a college level literature class
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 06, 2019, 02:35:23 pm
Public execution of war criminal Henry Kissinger via t shirt cannon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 06, 2019, 03:26:17 pm
Public execution of war criminal Henry Kissinger via t shirt cannon
chai tea latte, May 06, 2019, 02:35:23 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417084818850054145/575055407828041759/PhotoEditor_20190506_132357277.jpg)
On my phone, so my options were limited.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 07, 2019, 02:00:43 am
The Legend of Zelda: The Minnish AnCap
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 08, 2019, 08:35:30 am
Dr. Buttplug

The Doctor Is In
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on May 08, 2019, 06:18:06 pm
Tentacruella de Vil
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 09, 2019, 12:15:37 am
Tentacruella de Vil
Mique, May 08, 2019, 06:18:06 pm

Wants to murder 101 Arcanimations to make a coat
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 09, 2019, 06:28:00 am
A Confederacy of Dunsparces
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on May 09, 2019, 03:39:22 pm
clockwork cockworks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 10, 2019, 09:15:11 am
Theres a paragraph on Roald Dahls wikipedia page focussing solely on how some of his characters are fat and eat a lot. It is very out of place.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on May 10, 2019, 11:50:51 am
Puget Sounding
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 10, 2019, 01:13:41 pm
Amino Acid Pokemon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on May 10, 2019, 02:27:15 pm
In the Court of the Crimson Kink
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 10, 2019, 04:31:38 pm
Theres a paragraph on Roald Dahls wikipedia page focussing solely on how some of his characters are fat and eat a lot. It is very out of place.
boooo566, May 10, 2019, 09:15:11 am
Think you just found the troper.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 10, 2019, 04:37:50 pm
Theres a paragraph on Roald Dahls wikipedia page focussing solely on how some of his characters are fat and eat a lot. It is very out of place.
boooo566, May 10, 2019, 09:15:11 am
"Hey, wait a minute! I'm starting to think that this guy doesn't like TV!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 10, 2019, 07:08:26 pm
lord of the rings kicks ass
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on May 10, 2019, 08:15:03 pm
ebaum's papyrus
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 11, 2019, 04:32:51 pm
I'd like to congratulate papa John's for achieving what I thought was impossible and making a pizza that I found genuinely unpleasant.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 11, 2019, 04:46:27 pm
The secret ingredient is-a the racism-a
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on May 11, 2019, 04:55:02 pm
in the jorts of the crimson king
chai tea latte, April 14, 2019, 06:35:41 pm

Emerson, Lake & Palmer? I hardly knew her!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 12, 2019, 08:08:01 pm
Why the fuck am I gets ads from the capital research center, Nazi recommended videos are one thing but this is a new low
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 12, 2019, 11:05:39 pm
it's 1915. a housewife in çanakkale spoons a meagre serving of pilaf into the mouth of her son. the war has seen few supplies make it to the cupboards of the ottoman peasants. suddenly, an the sounds of a great explosion eminates from the water. looking out the window, she sees a french ship, trying to force the dardanelles, has been hit by a mine. "damn," she says, watching the boat list slowly to the side. "the straits are at it again"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on May 13, 2019, 10:56:29 am
Should I buy a house or should I buy a banjo?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 13, 2019, 11:07:10 am
Should I buy a house or should I buy a banjo?
Ragnarok Boobies, May 13, 2019, 10:56:29 am
Buy a banjo, busk for the house
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 13, 2019, 11:25:22 am
Get a fucking job!

But I wanna be a busky husky! ;3
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 13, 2019, 11:31:20 am
buy a house, rent it to afford the banjo, and live on the street or in your car
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 13, 2019, 02:24:27 pm
buy a house, rent it to afford the banjo, and live on the street or in your car
A Meat, May 13, 2019, 11:31:20 am

I think that's the payment plan for a blues guitar
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 13, 2019, 04:39:45 pm
Porbhub ceo looking at twitter hadhtags, "Gamer girl urine? Oddly specific but ok."
*moves watersports to main page*
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on May 14, 2019, 12:25:16 am
buy a house, rent it to afford the banjo, and live on the street or in your car
A Meat, May 13, 2019, 11:31:20 am
Ok, new idea. What if I buy a house-sized banjo?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 14, 2019, 02:23:17 am
The Swedish Muppet chef in a Björk costume
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 14, 2019, 03:38:18 am
for sale: fursona, never yiffed
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 14, 2019, 03:50:34 pm
Thanks for visiting the Texan Dark Magic Sex Witch. Y'all cum black now, y'hear?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 14, 2019, 03:54:10 pm
That thing Slavoj Zizek does where he constantly rubs his nose while talking only i do that with my ballsack
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on May 14, 2019, 04:08:42 pm
The Swedish Muppet chef in a Björk costume
🧛‍♀️📘, May 14, 2019, 02:23:17 am

(http://media1.giphy.com/gifsu/9JtdUmeuDQEl82rrGr/giphy-caption.gif?cid=6104955e5cdb2e176e4841716b4b87ed)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 14, 2019, 07:38:56 pm
THE SECRET REVEALED:

  /\
/    \
|  |  |
\  \/
/\  \
|  |  | ex
\    /
  \/
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 15, 2019, 03:45:04 am
You girls wanna be in my Gmod video?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on May 15, 2019, 04:04:41 am
Chocolate Starfish and the CBD Hot Dog Flavored Water
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 15, 2019, 10:10:54 am
Obama voice: Uhh, let me be clear. If you like your plan, name three of its albums.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 15, 2019, 10:44:11 am
why does gross old armor you find in a chest that's been just sitting there for hundreds of years provide more defense than the stuff you just had a blacksmith make

also trapped chests never have the trap be the the armor is full of cobwebs and rat shit, which would be very bad
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on May 16, 2019, 12:20:44 pm
why does gross old armor you find in a chest that's been just sitting there for hundreds of years provide more defense than the stuff you just had a blacksmith make

also trapped chests never have the trap be the the armor is full of cobwebs and rat shit, which would be very bad
A Meat, May 15, 2019, 10:44:11 am

As long as it's not rusting, a piece of armor doesn't get less protective over time. You're much more likely to have problems with it being fitted to someone else's body, or the leather straps having given up, or even if it's all perfect you might not have a squire right there to put it on you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 16, 2019, 12:37:46 pm
why does gross old armor you find in a chest that's been just sitting there for hundreds of years provide more defense than the stuff you just had a blacksmith make

also trapped chests never have the trap be the the armor is full of cobwebs and rat shit, which would be very bad
A Meat, May 15, 2019, 10:44:11 am

As long as it's not rusting, a piece of armor doesn't get less protective over time. You're much more likely to have problems with it being fitted to someone else's body, or the leather straps having given up, or even if it's all perfect you might not have a squire right there to put it on you.
Carbon, May 16, 2019, 12:20:44 pm
Is this what carbon capture is?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 16, 2019, 05:37:35 pm
Check it out bro, I got the fucken kuribo’s shoe from Mario hahahaha, get in and let’s jump on some spikes bro
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 17, 2019, 12:44:16 pm
Last weekend I impulse bought a Camembert without considering the fact that I wouldn't have an appropriate time to eat it for several days, and now I think it's started to taint the rest of my fridge. This is my mistake.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 17, 2019, 02:28:51 pm
So grumpy cat died ya'll.

It is now free from the capitalist nightmare its owners had wrought.

That is all.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 17, 2019, 04:41:11 pm
All Quiet on the Western Front
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    This article is about the 1929 novel. For other uses, see All Quiet on the Western Front (disambiguation).


All Quiet on the Western Front (Colloquial English: Soulja Boyz II Soulja Men, lit. 'In the West Coast Nothing New') is a novel by Erich Maria Remarque, a German veteran of World War I. The book describes the

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 17, 2019, 05:35:23 pm
hi I'm Neutral Milk Hotel. everyone thinks I'm a fucking genius because I invented writing obsessive songs about a woman I don't really know and I put a bunch of bullshit instruments in my only album ever. I look exactly like the boy on the album cover but my hair's worse.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 17, 2019, 05:46:29 pm
hi I'm Neutral Milk Hotel. everyone thinks I'm a fucking genius because I invented writing obsessive songs about a woman I don't really know and I put a bunch of bullshit instruments in my only album ever. I look exactly like the boy on the album cover but my hair's worse.
GirlKisser420, May 17, 2019, 05:35:23 pm
Watch yourself bud
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 17, 2019, 05:58:38 pm
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 17, 2019, 06:11:55 pm
hi I'm Neutral Milk Hotel. everyone thinks I'm a fucking genius because I invented writing obsessive songs about a woman I don't really know and I put a bunch of bullshit instruments in my only album ever. I look exactly like the boy on the album cover but my hair's worse.
GirlKisser420, May 17, 2019, 05:35:23 pm
Watch yourself bud
AgentCoop, May 17, 2019, 05:46:29 pm

muun duhn nugh neh youuuu were the queen of carrot flowers, unghhh un beduh want to fuck you in poetic ways *starts playing on a hurdy gurdy*

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 18, 2019, 12:46:05 am
John wick is cyberpunk. those are all bitcoins
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 18, 2019, 02:05:00 am
hi I'm Neutral Milk Hotel. everyone thinks I'm a fucking genius because I invented writing obsessive songs about a woman I don't really know and I put a bunch of bullshit instruments in my only album ever. I look exactly like the boy on the album cover but my hair's worse.
GirlKisser420, May 17, 2019, 05:35:23 pm






PINKER-DONE
(https://i.imgur.com/uZVER65_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on May 18, 2019, 02:41:35 am
hi I'm Neutral Milk Hotel. everyone thinks I'm a fucking genius because I invented writing obsessive songs about a woman I don't really know and I put a bunch of bullshit instruments in my only album ever. I look exactly like the boy on the album cover but my hair's worse.
GirlKisser420, May 17, 2019, 05:35:23 pm
Watch yourself bud
AgentCoop, May 17, 2019, 05:46:29 pm

The /mu/ experience summarized.

Post mediafire shutdown /mu/ at least.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 18, 2019, 09:22:55 am
hi I'm Neutral Milk Hotel. everyone thinks I'm a fucking genius because I invented writing obsessive songs about a woman I don't really know and I put a bunch of bullshit instruments in my only album ever. I look exactly like the boy on the album cover but my hair's worse.
GirlKisser420, May 17, 2019, 05:35:23 pm






PINKER-DONE
(https://i.imgur.com/uZVER65_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
chai tea latte, May 18, 2019, 02:05:00 am

Lemon, what's the chances you can adjust the emoticon size just so I can make a Kelly emoticon for the forums?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 18, 2019, 10:09:18 am
Lemon, what's the chances you can adjust the emoticon size just so I can make a Kelly emoticon for the forums?
🧛‍♀️📘, May 18, 2019, 09:22:55 am

I think as long as it's .svg you can use text size tags and it won't matter. Witness:

       [crown]
       [mustache]
[metal][tits][metal]
        [butt]
        [dick]
        [boots]

Frank West, January 28, 2016, 10:34:46 pm
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 19, 2019, 08:13:56 am
Much like how the banana has been specifically created by God to fit the curvature of the hand, I'm now of the opinion that apples were specifically created to be thrown in the air. A good apple has the perfect ratio of size (graspability) and weight (feels hollow yet heavy) to deliver the ultimate "oomph" when tossed in the air and caught back. Make sure to put some backward spin on it with your fingers. It's an incredibly satisfying sensation.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 19, 2019, 08:02:25 pm
cant stop writing night before christmas parodies send help
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 20, 2019, 02:09:19 am
Now that game of thrones is over we can finally get to a big budget adaptation of King of Sartar. I mainly want it because goddamn could you imagine a massive Argrath fandom discourse, that’d be fucking beautiful
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 20, 2019, 07:13:54 am
Medieval eatstory 101: If you have a casus belly, you can go to vore.

I've taut you all I could.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 20, 2019, 04:10:44 pm
I'm a herpetophiliac who's obsessed with reverse cock vore. In other words i want to,

Cum a cum a cum a cum a cum a chameleon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on May 20, 2019, 11:21:18 pm
Uh.
Achilles' Tendies
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on May 20, 2019, 11:37:33 pm
Lasagne West.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 21, 2019, 02:59:02 am
Marblelympics porn parody
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 21, 2019, 03:02:41 am
Guillotine Bertie Wooster. No exceptions.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 21, 2019, 04:55:36 am
Marblelympics porn parody
A Meat, May 21, 2019, 02:59:02 am

marble dick pics
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 21, 2019, 05:04:34 am
Marblelympics porn parody
A Meat, May 21, 2019, 02:59:02 am

marble dick pics
krytton, May 21, 2019, 04:55:36 am
i was thinking marble limp dicks, but that works too

alternatively ben wa ball olympics
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ambious on May 21, 2019, 05:04:53 am
The more I hate a pun the more I actually love it?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 21, 2019, 10:26:06 am
Hi Tuttle!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 21, 2019, 10:50:05 pm
"workout playlist" that just has RVD's theme from ecw that's just a shitty cover of Walk and RVD's theme from wwe that's an even worse sound-a-like of that cover
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 22, 2019, 09:40:34 am
might become an erotic poet
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 22, 2019, 11:17:25 am
might become an erotic poet
krytton, May 22, 2019, 09:40:34 am

Become the iambic pentabeater you were always destined to be
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 22, 2019, 11:51:02 am
might become an erotic poet
krytton, May 22, 2019, 09:40:34 am
Erato, trained from birth to read shit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 23, 2019, 04:07:25 am
a year too late i have had the realization that the furoticon episode should have been called "cards against furaffinity"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 23, 2019, 01:07:57 pm
Pickle Rick Ross
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 24, 2019, 12:36:02 am
What if you could put your brain on a treadmill to tire it the fuck out?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 24, 2019, 05:09:03 am
Yo, Fuck weather
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 24, 2019, 05:53:07 am
Yo, Fuck weather
GirlKisser420, May 24, 2019, 05:09:03 am
it's 40 degrees celsius here today, agreed 100%
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on May 24, 2019, 07:33:15 am
A prog improv group called "Yes and You and I"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on May 24, 2019, 02:55:25 pm
Skaluigi
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 24, 2019, 03:24:35 pm
Skaluigi
Shigan, May 24, 2019, 02:55:25 pm

Skulluigirls
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on May 24, 2019, 04:08:49 pm
insaneclownpos.se
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Post by: Carbon on May 24, 2019, 04:53:08 pm
insaneclownpos.se
Mr. Hunky Academia, May 24, 2019, 04:08:49 pm
Insane Clown..................................................Poatse
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 24, 2019, 07:28:37 pm
today's plans: think I'm gonna fetishise asian women a bit.
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Post by: Wrought on May 24, 2019, 08:02:12 pm
My medieval lit professor: Your writing is really interesting, I hope you go on to finish Malory's work and keep an interest in Medieval literature
Me: Haha yeah, for sure, it was super interesting
Me, internally: Fuck that, that shit was hell to read, i'm never thinking abut that stuff again
Me, 2 weeks after I've graduated at 10 pm on a Friday thinking about Sir Orfeo: man what the fuck
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Post by: sambair on May 24, 2019, 10:09:57 pm
The current episodes of the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure anime are about fighting a fantastical version of that human pet guy from Tumblr.
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Post by: Turtle on May 24, 2019, 10:42:42 pm
Hi Tuttle!
Shell Game, May 21, 2019, 10:26:06 am
hi
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Post by: FinchChunk on May 25, 2019, 07:32:07 am
Today I saw some kids sitting in a food court decked out in some impressively elaborate Homestuck costumes. For reasons I have trouble putting into words that sort of thing always makes me happy. 
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Post by: A Meat on May 25, 2019, 09:54:59 am
do people who make sex mods for video games just repurpose battle sound effects as sex noises?
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 25, 2019, 10:43:09 am
They say dust is mostly skin but my bedroom is definitely producing dust far faster than I am producing skin.

Are there other major dust sources or is there someone else in here with me?
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Post by: Carbon on May 25, 2019, 10:45:18 am
They say dust is mostly skin but my bedroom is definitely producing dust far faster than I am producing skin.

Are there other major dust sources or is there someone else in here with me?
boooo566, May 25, 2019, 10:43:09 am
Maybe you're just skinnier than you thought
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 25, 2019, 11:48:27 am
bulbs please
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Post by: Lemon on May 25, 2019, 12:37:40 pm
The Art of the Fart would be an excellent ballpit username.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 25, 2019, 02:21:58 pm
bulbs please
AgentCoop, May 25, 2019, 11:48:27 am

A friend in need's a friend indeed,
A friend with bulbs is better,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on May 25, 2019, 02:40:42 pm
Post Dad Rock
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Post by: Shell Game on May 25, 2019, 03:00:59 pm
Mom Rock Revival
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 25, 2019, 03:07:55 pm
Those are just the National and Jenny Lewis respectively
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Post by: A Meat on May 26, 2019, 02:23:30 am
body pillows with timeless works of art on them, that aren't anime
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Post by: Ambious on May 26, 2019, 04:03:36 am
body pillows with timeless works of art on them, that aren't anime
A Meat, May 26, 2019, 02:23:30 am

Someone beat you to it

(https://rlv.zcache.com/mona_lisa_loves_giraffes_body_pillow-r84a2eac085324938a08d87de7f2f2dea_z6i0v_307.jpg)
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on May 26, 2019, 04:48:42 am
I would like the Da Vinci Code movie a lot more if they played Pantera's Message In Blood over the end credits
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 26, 2019, 08:31:52 pm
a novelty apron that says KIN THE COOK
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Post by: The Smoking Dad on May 26, 2019, 10:32:56 pm
jim ross but for e-sports: “BAH GAWD KING, HEADSHOT! HEADSHOT! CALL XxX420LUVER69XxX’s MOMMA CAUSE HE IS DEAD!”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 27, 2019, 06:10:29 am
They say dust is mostly skin but my bedroom is definitely producing dust far faster than I am producing skin.

Are there other major dust sources or is there someone else in here with me?
boooo566, May 25, 2019, 10:43:09 am
My bedroom is by far the dustiest room in my house and it’s mostly lint. It also has the most fabric in my house, so I guess there’s a connection there?
Darkly, May 25, 2019, 11:23:08 am
Blumhouse horror movie where they find out that another person is secretly living in their house because there's more dust than normal
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 27, 2019, 01:48:07 pm
I'm glad you think I'm not crazy. Now if you could just help me remove the government implanted parasites from under my kneecaps.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 27, 2019, 11:33:44 pm
thinking about how a dark souls kart racer would work. imagine racing the four kings around an empty void
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on May 28, 2019, 12:58:28 am
thinking about how a dark souls kart racer would work. imagine racing the four kings around an empty void
krytton, May 27, 2019, 11:33:44 pm
Wouldn't you just race other chosen undeads around, and screw with them using eyes of death or dragon headstones or what have you? It feels like racing against 4 kings would be unfair
If they're playable in the dark souls Mario Kart then they also have to be playable in the dark souls Smash, how's that?
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Post by: krytton on May 28, 2019, 01:25:16 am
i was thinking of this as a story mode deal. conquering lordran with superior racing prowess
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Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on May 28, 2019, 01:46:44 am
Al Jardine can still belt it out.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 28, 2019, 07:53:56 am
If they're playable in the dark souls Mario Kart then they also have to be playable in the dark souls Smash, how's that?
Carbon, May 28, 2019, 12:58:28 am
Actually, the Four Kings are the Waluigi of the Dark Souls Kart universe
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 28, 2019, 08:00:25 am
list of video games where you play as an agent of the catholic church
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Post by: Shell Game on May 28, 2019, 09:26:28 am
list of video games where you play as an agent of the catholic church
A Meat, May 28, 2019, 08:00:25 am
That's just every video game.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 28, 2019, 09:27:48 am
In halo your very clearly a prot
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Post by: krytton on May 28, 2019, 07:26:16 pm
i once read a mlp fanfic about tickling that was really hyperspecific about hoof anatomy and now i cant find it >:(
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 29, 2019, 06:38:07 am
thinking about how a dark souls kart racer would work. imagine racing the four kings around an empty void
krytton, May 27, 2019, 11:33:44 pm

one of the cars is the Genderswap coffin from dark souls 2
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 29, 2019, 01:33:52 pm
When are they gonna make a robot that can wait til marriage
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on May 29, 2019, 07:09:32 pm
Epic Rap Battles of History: Moe Bible vs. Dozerfleet
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 29, 2019, 07:16:09 pm
i once read a mlp fanfic about tickling that was really hyperspecific about hoof anatomy and now i cant find it >:(
krytton, May 28, 2019, 07:26:16 pm
Who was in it?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 29, 2019, 08:02:14 pm
Who was in it?
Shell Game, May 29, 2019, 07:16:09 pm

fluttershy and rainbow dash. rainbow dash didnt like being touched on her frogs because she had been tickled before.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 29, 2019, 11:15:37 pm
i wish i wasn't so empathetic towards inanimate objects
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Post by: Spenny on May 29, 2019, 11:51:48 pm
the redbox coming soon says they're about to have Batman Vs the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I guess I kind of have to rent that
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 29, 2019, 11:56:15 pm
the redbox coming soon says they're about to have Batman Vs the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I guess I kind of have to rent that
Spenny, May 29, 2019, 11:51:48 pm

A super hero movie about the lower class fighting the upper class
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 30, 2019, 12:35:33 am
I could probably become John wick powerful but I’d need a lot more dogs to die to charge me up
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Post by: Wrought on May 30, 2019, 08:53:38 am
Hey guys, welcome to my channel, Internet Mysteries, where I delve into the deepest, darkest, least well known events and figures of the internet! Anyway, Chris Chan was
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 30, 2019, 11:23:48 am
I could probably become John wick powerful but I’d need a lot more dogs to die to charge me up
GirlKisser420, May 30, 2019, 12:35:33 am

Charge me up inside
Charge me up inside
To become John Wick all dogs must die
Bid dog blood to run
Keanue I've become
Save me from the magick I've summoned
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on May 30, 2019, 02:29:16 pm
Breaking Bad, but he's a plumber and he makes Plumber's Crack.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 30, 2019, 02:58:45 pm
Today I was reminded of a youtube video I watched roughly 10 years ago that was a re-enaction of the lord of the rings movies but with various action figures (mostly pokemon) and I'm so fucking mad that I can't find it now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 30, 2019, 04:37:00 pm
the definition of insanity is doing ProJared over and over again
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 30, 2019, 04:49:21 pm
Today I was reminded of a youtube video I watched roughly 10 years ago that was a re-enaction of the lord of the rings movies but with various action figures (mostly pokemon) and I'm so fucking mad that I can't find it now
Wrought, May 30, 2019, 02:58:45 pm

It's not quite what you were after but I found this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAoYsTJk07s).

My thought for the day is that I went to a new place today without spending half an hour tracing my exact route over and over again on streetview beforehand and I'm very proud of myself.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 30, 2019, 05:30:33 pm
Today I was reminded of a youtube video I watched roughly 10 years ago that was a re-enaction of the lord of the rings movies but with various action figures (mostly pokemon) and I'm so fucking mad that I can't find it now
Wrought, May 30, 2019, 02:58:45 pm

It's not quite what you were after but I found this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAoYsTJk07s).

My thought for the day is that I went to a new place today without spending half an hour tracing my exact route over and over again on streetview beforehand and I'm very proud of myself.
boooo566, May 30, 2019, 04:49:21 pm
It wasn't this one, it had much higher production value and was older. Also, filmed outside. The guy was doing like voices for all the characters. Master Chief was aragorn i think.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on May 30, 2019, 07:01:22 pm
You were peeing on a waitress
from a cocktail baaaaaaaaar
when I met you.
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Post by: Carbon on May 30, 2019, 08:54:26 pm
Vivo Los Vegos
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 31, 2019, 01:22:47 am
Fight and die to Uphold Ape Law
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 31, 2019, 05:09:16 am
Plural of cowboy is cowsboy
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Post by: Wrought on May 31, 2019, 06:38:15 am
Plural of cowboy is cowsboy
GirlKisser420, May 31, 2019, 05:09:16 am
The Cows Boyamazov
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Post by: A Meat on May 31, 2019, 11:12:08 am
Plural of cowboy is cowsboy
GirlKisser420, May 31, 2019, 05:09:16 am
cowboyz II cowmen
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 31, 2019, 11:27:36 am
Is Friday afternoon the end of the week or the beginning of the weekend?
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 31, 2019, 11:55:17 am
It's the end of the week until you get off work.
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Post by: Wrought on May 31, 2019, 02:14:32 pm
Ahh, spring, The leaves are budding, the flowers are blooming, the birds are fuck fuck fuck there's a fucking bee how'd a fucking bee get in here fuck fuck i need to get the fucking raid FUCK where'd it fucking go oh fuck oh fucking shit
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 31, 2019, 03:53:22 pm
Why didn't they name the protagonist of Just Cause "Mike A. Swell"?
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Post by: Spenny on June 02, 2019, 02:26:18 am
gotta get a selfie with Keanu's hand/footprints by Mann's Chinese Theater
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Post by: krytton on June 02, 2019, 11:11:30 am
travelling through time to bulb the worst posts on this site
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 02, 2019, 04:02:51 pm
It's wierd how no matter where you are from, you'll always have from one to three Finnish acquaintances (if not friends). For the size of that country, there never seems to be more than two degrees of separation between you and a Finn.
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Post by: sambair on June 03, 2019, 02:18:26 am
Godzilla vs King Ghidorah from 1991 is the best time travel movie because the writers didn't even remotely pretend to give a shit.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 03, 2019, 07:10:42 pm
How come they only teach the deaf gorillas to talk?
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 03, 2019, 09:02:32 pm
There's a bunch of feral parrots flying around my home and it's awesome, albeit noisy.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 04, 2019, 12:03:16 pm
In my humble opinion if you want a jazzy atmosphere in your bookstore, maybe don't put on Richard Cheese's discography. Oh, I enjoyed it, but

I'm me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 04, 2019, 12:10:32 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/bfVgBbC.jpg)
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 04, 2019, 12:30:11 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/bfVgBbC.jpg)
AgentCoop, June 04, 2019, 12:10:32 pm
I'm going to kick you in the face Coop.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 04, 2019, 12:49:57 pm
plant cum
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 05, 2019, 04:37:00 am
Vampires would probably be less shunned by society if they cooked their blood before they drank it
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 05, 2019, 05:25:36 am
so many people on the internet are really boring. chill out a bit internet, you don't need to have the same discussions over and over again, be a little fresh
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Post by: Lemon on June 05, 2019, 09:41:01 am
plant cum
A Meat, June 04, 2019, 12:49:57 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/D0Oznnh.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 05, 2019, 12:40:20 pm
I suppose this is a little fresh.
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Post by: Carbon on June 05, 2019, 01:34:57 pm
Has anyone said Thicc Goodbody yet
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Post by: Wrought on June 05, 2019, 03:32:44 pm
Has anyone said Thicc Goodbody yet
Carbon, June 05, 2019, 01:34:57 pm
No and that's not about to change
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Post by: Shell Game on June 05, 2019, 03:34:50 pm
Has anyone said Thicc Goodbody yet
Carbon, June 05, 2019, 01:34:57 pm
No and that's not about to change
Wrought, June 05, 2019, 03:32:44 pm
... ... ...

Thicc Goodbody
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 05, 2019, 03:56:55 pm
Shell I'm going to go get my magnifying glass and if that says what I think it says I'm going to be VERY upset
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 06, 2019, 01:06:26 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8ZasiyXoAA3tCu.jpg:large)
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 06, 2019, 01:26:27 pm
New life goal: find a way to use the "amuse-douche" in conversation and in proper context.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 06, 2019, 03:10:59 pm
Warehouse workers dueling with box cutters and clipboards.
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Post by: Shell Game on June 06, 2019, 03:20:24 pm
Warehouse workers dueling with box cutters and clipboards.
Dr. Buttplug, June 06, 2019, 03:10:59 pm
What are 'lyrics to a song from a work- themed St. Vincent album'?
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Post by: Wrought on June 06, 2019, 03:52:19 pm
outside forces are working against each other to keep my cheevos number at -69
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 07, 2019, 01:05:05 am
It’s pretty funny that gay people took the ‘im gay’ bit from degg without knowing the history. In an alternate universe gay people declare “I’m going to fuck Barnacle Jim’s Hole” when they see a weightlifter
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 07, 2019, 05:46:26 am
Xiao long bao are Wizard Shit. They’re not possible. Must prove magic is real.
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Post by: Carbon on June 07, 2019, 08:07:17 pm
Feel like a different person when my glasses are clean
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Post by: A Meat on June 08, 2019, 04:49:43 am
trichomonastics
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 08, 2019, 05:24:54 pm
I've always wanted a tattoo sleeve, but could never think of a theme, but today is the day. I want to get a Discworld sleeve! Now time to find a good tattoo artist that has read the books.

...and spare cash
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 08, 2019, 08:10:06 pm
I've always wanted a tattoo sleeve, but could never think of a theme, but today is the day. I want to get a Discworld sleeve! Now time to find a good tattoo artist that has read the books.

...and spare cash
Bobguinary Novel, June 08, 2019, 05:24:54 pm
original cartoony cover style or you're a coward
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 08, 2019, 09:11:12 pm
twitter blows but it's nice to have a mute function, that, as far as i can tell, actually works
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 08, 2019, 09:40:38 pm
saw a thing about john carter of mars and confused edgar rice burroughs with william S Burroughs. Now that would be a very different series.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 08, 2019, 10:47:11 pm
I've always wanted a tattoo sleeve, but could never think of a theme, but today is the day. I want to get a Discworld sleeve! Now time to find a good tattoo artist that has read the books.

...and spare cash
Bobguinary Novel, June 08, 2019, 05:24:54 pm
original cartoony cover style or you're a coward
chai tea latte, June 08, 2019, 08:10:06 pm

I prefer Paul Kidby, but the original artist rules too
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Post by: krytton on June 09, 2019, 11:43:11 pm
my favourite thing on reddit is someone making an obvious validation-seeking post and it immediately backfires on them
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 10, 2019, 05:36:34 am
FLCL featuring BROCKHAMPTON instead of The Pillows.
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Post by: Shell Game on June 10, 2019, 06:08:25 am
There's an imaginary line waiting to get into an awards show. The crab is the seventh in line. She is afraid of the chicken because of rumors that made their way to the sea, coloring her perceptions of the world around her. She is sometimes seen talking to the bison, but she wouldn't want that getting around.
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Post by: A Meat on June 10, 2019, 07:33:21 am
Has australia managed to fuck up getting rid of all their invasive carp yet?
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Post by: cat_examiner on June 10, 2019, 04:12:58 pm
Has australia managed to fuck up getting rid of all their invasive carp yet?
A Meat, June 10, 2019, 07:33:21 am

yeah last i heard they won an election
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Post by: Wrought on June 10, 2019, 05:26:34 pm
MTG joke of the day: The Orzhov are findoms
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Post by: Carbon on June 10, 2019, 06:44:07 pm
Mountain Brew Code Red Gose
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Post by: Wrought on June 10, 2019, 06:46:31 pm
Tell me about the rabbits again, Miku
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 10, 2019, 10:18:29 pm
Mountain Brew Code Red Gose
Carbon, June 10, 2019, 06:44:07 pm

By uttering this, you have absolutely breathed this into life you monster
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 11, 2019, 05:01:09 am
Gabriel García Márquez's 101 Years of Dalmatians
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Post by: Carbon on June 11, 2019, 11:18:54 am
Mountain Brew Code Red Gose
Carbon, June 10, 2019, 06:44:07 pm

By uttering this, you have absolutely breathed this into life you monster
Bobguinary Novel, June 10, 2019, 10:18:29 pm

Speaking of, Mean Bean Java Monster Porter coming soon
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 11, 2019, 11:38:36 am
Mean Bean Okerlund
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Post by: Yavuz on June 11, 2019, 04:29:15 pm
The Holy Trinity is actually a multiple system, and when Jesus became flesh, he was fronting.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 11, 2019, 04:33:52 pm
Ah, Uriel, the archangel of drinking my fUCKING PISS
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Post by: Cheapskate on June 11, 2019, 10:23:57 pm
Only one of The Mommies has her own Wikipedia page. I like to think that Marilyn keeps trying to make a page for herself and Caryl keeps deleting it to remind Marilyn of her place in the act.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 12, 2019, 03:02:23 am
No matter how much Reality you put in front of me, I will never stop respecting the yakuza
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 12, 2019, 10:33:41 am
Thinking about what godawful name they're gonna give to the NY XFL team. Will it be terribly upstate themed i.e. "Michigan's (not the state a special upstate chili dog)" or terribly downstate themed i.e. "I'm walkin here"
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 12, 2019, 10:35:40 am
Or some crime thing because Vince is racist
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Post by: Turtle on June 12, 2019, 12:02:55 pm
In the alternative timeline where Mario was still named Jumpman, Wario's name would instead be rumpman.
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Post by: sambair on June 12, 2019, 01:29:17 pm
Thinking about what godawful name they're gonna give to the NY XFL team. Will it be terribly upstate themed i.e. "Michigan's (not the state a special upstate chili dog)" or terribly downstate themed i.e. "I'm walkin here"
AgentCoop, June 12, 2019, 10:33:41 am

I only watched a few matches from that new wrestling league that the owners of the Jaguars created, but even that much was better than any WWE show I've watched in a year. Like, it was nothing but a couple minutes of wrestlers posing and trash talking each other followed by actual wrestling, repeating for several hours. No infomercials for for-profit colleges.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 12, 2019, 01:48:53 pm
Thinking about what godawful name they're gonna give to the NY XFL team. Will it be terribly upstate themed i.e. "Michigan's (not the state a special upstate chili dog)" or terribly downstate themed i.e. "I'm walkin here"
AgentCoop, June 12, 2019, 10:33:41 am

I only watched a few matches from that new wrestling league that the owners of the Jaguars created, but even that much was better than any WWE show I've watched in a year. Like, it was nothing but a couple minutes of wrestlers posing and trash talking each other followed by actual wrestling, repeating for several hours. No infomercials for for-profit colleges.
sambair, June 12, 2019, 01:29:17 pm
Yeah AEW is definitely better so far lol
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 13, 2019, 06:44:37 am
The entire time I've been listening to The F Plus I've had it on my bookmark bar as thepl.us and haven't noticed.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 13, 2019, 10:41:42 am
The entire time I've been listening to The F Plus I've had it on my bookmark bar as thepl.us and haven't noticed.
Salubrious Rex, June 13, 2019, 06:44:37 am
The Plus: Things Read!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on June 13, 2019, 05:51:55 pm
Slayer rules 666
GirlKisser420, April 08, 2017, 07:48:45 am

bump
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 14, 2019, 10:05:14 am
Booty shorts that say 1 800 HOWS MY ASS
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 14, 2019, 11:40:00 am
I have this weird cigarette taste in the back of my throat.

I don't smoke.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 14, 2019, 03:15:12 pm
Rifftrax.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 14, 2019, 07:18:50 pm
The entire time I've been listening to The F Plus I've had it on my bookmark bar as thepl.us and haven't noticed.
Salubrious Rex, June 13, 2019, 06:44:37 am
The Plus: Things Read!
Wrought, June 13, 2019, 10:41:42 am

I'm pretty sure that's Things, Enthusiastically.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 14, 2019, 09:07:42 pm
Peregrine falcons are awesome in ways I cannot describe in words.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 14, 2019, 09:58:31 pm
Peregrine falcons are awesome in ways I cannot describe in words.
Sherman Tankoid, June 14, 2019, 09:07:42 pm
that's why H is for Hawk exists and is worth reading
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 15, 2019, 10:34:39 am
Thought I was listening to All Summer Long but it turned out to be Werewolves of London

#blessed
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 15, 2019, 11:48:31 am
Gonna take this comedy act on the road where it's just my head, my body's constantly behind a screen so you can't see it; so I'm just talking constantly, right? Imma call it "Born Under Punchlines", it's gonna sell out venues guaranteed.
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Post by: A Meat on June 15, 2019, 11:55:02 am
Gonna take this comedy act on the road where it's just my head, my body's constantly behind a screen so you can't see it; so I'm just talking constantly, right? Imma call it "Born Under Punchlines", it's gonna sell out venues guaranteed.
Spooks, June 15, 2019, 11:48:31 am
"Don't you miss it, some of you people just about missed it!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on June 16, 2019, 04:49:06 pm
Rudy, but it's short for Rudith NOT Rudolph
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Post by: krytton on June 17, 2019, 02:21:30 am
learning about how four way intersections work in america, where who ever gets there first has right of way, which is just libertarianism in action
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 17, 2019, 12:01:54 pm
i like my women like i like my coffee: make me have to shit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 17, 2019, 12:19:55 pm
I like casually editing audio too much. I'm not even that good at it. It's just such a nice, productive way to stay busy.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 17, 2019, 02:00:18 pm
i like my women like i like my coffee: make me have to shit
Wrought, June 17, 2019, 12:01:54 pm

Dammit James Joyce who resurrected you?!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on June 17, 2019, 02:06:23 pm
Found a webpage that sells 70s Italian prog on vinyl so I guess it's finally time to find someone I trust very much and put them in charge of my money
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 17, 2019, 02:19:19 pm
"i'm taking some time to unplug" i say as i pick up a decently sized brick and bash the part of my head responsible for processing language
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on June 17, 2019, 05:39:58 pm
I like casually editing audio too much. I'm not even that good at it. It's just such a nice, productive way to stay busy.
Shell Game, June 17, 2019, 12:19:55 pm

It's fun to look at sound.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 18, 2019, 06:27:21 am
sorry I havent been posting much Content recently , I've been busy fishing with a trained cormorant
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 18, 2019, 05:22:43 pm
Fareed Zakaria rides the Howard Stern sybian
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 19, 2019, 12:51:14 am
Nine Inch Nails's Closer takes on a much less sexually charged vibe once you try to elaborate which animal the song wants to fuck you like.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 19, 2019, 12:58:14 am
Nine Inch Nails's Closer takes on a much less sexually charged vibe once you try to elaborate which animal the song wants to fuck you like.
A Meat, June 19, 2019, 12:51:14 am
to be fair "I want to fuck you like an octopus" scans a little worse
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 19, 2019, 01:26:55 am
What if 9/11 happened on 4:20
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 19, 2019, 10:56:46 am
If you don't "Stan" Sussudio you know where the unfollow button is
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 19, 2019, 01:05:26 pm
There's a bunch of Hannahs from Montana and not one of them has called in on a radio show out of embarrassment.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 19, 2019, 06:12:47 pm
Man Ravenous was a goodass movie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 20, 2019, 09:07:41 am
Sometimes I think about the time a guy asked me “how many gigs you got?” And I had no idea how to respond.
Darkly, June 20, 2019, 09:02:09 am
What would you respond now?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 20, 2019, 09:56:38 am
Sometimes I think about the time a guy asked me “how many gigs you got?” And I had no idea how to respond.
Darkly, June 20, 2019, 09:02:09 am
What would you respond now?
Shell Game, June 20, 2019, 09:07:41 am
Probably say something about my job and pretend I don’t know that he’s asking about computers.
Darkly, June 20, 2019, 09:11:03 am
I woulda said only 500 but I'm holding off on getting anymore until i upgrade the whole thing.
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Post by: Carbon on June 20, 2019, 04:31:10 pm
Sometimes I think about the time a guy asked me “how many gigs you got?” And I had no idea how to respond.
Darkly, June 20, 2019, 09:02:09 am
What would you respond now?
Shell Game, June 20, 2019, 09:07:41 am
Probably say something about my job and pretend I don’t know that he’s asking about computers.
Darkly, June 20, 2019, 09:11:03 am
I woulda said only 500 but I'm holding off on getting anymore until i upgrade the whole thing.
Shell Game, June 20, 2019, 09:56:38 am
The power move is to say you've got 2 gigs and then make as many different lewd gestures as you can think of
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 21, 2019, 06:10:57 am
It took me until about thirty seconds ago to realise the deliveroo logo is a kangaroo
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Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on June 21, 2019, 09:04:40 am
We need more black Goku and less Goku Black.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 21, 2019, 02:31:47 pm
Communist Wikipedia be like: "This article is semi-protected against pogroms."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 21, 2019, 06:39:32 pm
The only way to be subversive in the world of consumerist fandom is to be actively, directly hostile to your audience on all fronts. True art must not only hate the reader, it must also be hard to consume and also Shit.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 21, 2019, 07:25:11 pm
The only way to be subversive in the world of consumerist fandom is to be actively, directly hostile to your audience on all fronts. True art must not only hate the reader, it must also be hard to consume and also Shit.
GirlKisser420, June 21, 2019, 06:39:32 pm
But can I tell you about a little work i call Neon Genesis Evangelion...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on June 21, 2019, 08:39:15 pm
i still have no clue what prestige tv is or why it is different from regular tv
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 21, 2019, 10:24:36 pm
prestige tv is tv that killed ten dudes in a row without dying and got a bonus perk
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 22, 2019, 12:43:22 am
Smallpox was eradicated worldwide before slavery was officially abolished worldwide (slavery still continues to this day in many forms, but it's not plainly legal anywhere)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 23, 2019, 01:27:37 pm
Today I leaned about atomic gardens!

Gamma gardens were typically five acres in size, and were arranged in a circular pattern with a retractable radiation source in the middle. Plants were usually laid out like slices of a pie, stemming from the central radiation source; this pattern produced a range of radiation doses over the radius from the center. Radioactive bombardment would take place for around twenty hours, after which scientists wearing protective equipment would enter the garden and assess the results.[2] The plants nearest the center usually died, while the ones further out often featured "tumors and other growth abnormalities". Beyond these were the plants of interest, with a higher than usual range of mutations, though not to the damaging extent of those closer to the radiation source.[5] These gamma gardens have continued to operate on largely the same designs as those conceived in the 1950s.[1]

The process created a well known grapefruit strain, the Ruby Red Grapefruit.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 23, 2019, 02:40:48 pm
Reviewbrah is like if Vincent Price was trapped in the body of a 16 year old boy and forced to review fast food hamburgers for eternity
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Post by: Shell Game on June 23, 2019, 05:55:49 pm
Beet Juice: Nothing Can Beet That Taste!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on June 23, 2019, 10:15:07 pm
Finally uninstalled iTunes after trying Pocketcast for like 5 minutes. Fuck iTunes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 24, 2019, 02:38:52 am
Oh, this is Mr Crow (introduces a handsome crow in a gray felt tuxedo) he's the president
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Post by: Shell Game on June 24, 2019, 10:02:48 am
Oh, this is Mr Crow (introduces a handsome crow in a gray felt tuxedo) he's the president
chai tea latte, June 24, 2019, 02:38:52 am
He got my vote.
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Post by: Shell Game on June 24, 2019, 11:18:55 am
You know. I genuinely enjoy getting blood work done. Watching the draw, receiving the results, understanding them a little more each time, getting my provider's thoughts... it's kinda fun!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on June 24, 2019, 12:11:00 pm
You know. I genuinely enjoy getting blood work done. Watching the draw, receiving the results, understanding them a little more each time, getting my provider's thoughts... it's kinda fun!
Shell Game, June 24, 2019, 11:18:55 am
It's like a BuzzFeed quiz that can actually tell you something real
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 24, 2019, 12:24:23 pm
It's strange, my parents hate blood. Especially my dad. But watching it go, feeling it drain... i fuckin love it. It's fascinating! Thinking about how all that stuff works, how much they can tell from it. Even as a kid I was fascinated by it. Maybe I SHOULD have done something in medicine. Haha.

I'd crosspost this with terrible confessions but I'm sure nobody needs to read this twice. :V

For now it remains completely pointless.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 24, 2019, 12:28:56 pm
when are we going to get a deep and meaningful thought of the day thread
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 24, 2019, 12:31:31 pm
when are we going to get a deep and meaningful thought of the day thread
Wrought, June 24, 2019, 12:28:56 pm
The moment the internet becomes conducive to deep, meaningful thoughts at least once a day on average.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 24, 2019, 12:55:56 pm
Leftover roasted potatoes are great for breakfast.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 24, 2019, 01:25:32 pm
when are we going to get a deep and meaningful thought of the day thread
Wrought, June 24, 2019, 12:28:56 pm

Filter posts by user Spooks.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 24, 2019, 01:36:07 pm
I've never felt my estimation of a person fall so fast as when they told me they were considering getting into crystals. I'm also making the assumption from now on that every social media content person is into crystals, just as a rule.
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Post by: A Meat on June 24, 2019, 02:01:12 pm
ASMR whispering video that's 100% ads, call it "podcaster roleplay asmr"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 24, 2019, 02:22:15 pm
I've never felt my estimation of a person fall so fast as when they told me they were considering getting into crystals. I'm also making the assumption from now on that every social media content person is into crystals, just as a rule.
Bobguinary Novel, June 24, 2019, 01:36:07 pm
Hey, maybe it's just a confinement fetish and they are considering literally getting into crystals.

Is that better or worse?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 24, 2019, 02:26:44 pm
I've never felt my estimation of a person fall so fast as when they told me they were considering getting into crystals. I'm also making the assumption from now on that every social media content person is into crystals, just as a rule.
Bobguinary Novel, June 24, 2019, 01:36:07 pm
Hey, maybe it's just a confinement fetish and they are considering literally getting into crystals.

Is that better or worse?
Shell Game, June 24, 2019, 02:22:15 pm

I'd say better, because at least I'd have fascinating stories to share with ballp.it. Just a whole thread of "Today my co-worker blasted "Eye on the Tiger" while pressing a tiger's eye directly into her forehead"
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Post by: Wrought on June 24, 2019, 03:05:31 pm
I heard there's a new social media outlet. I'm thinking of using this one exclusively to complain about how "original content" is never as popular as whatever's actually popular on there. I'm pretty good at it by now because i'm the guy who's been doing it on every fucking website you've ever used since you were twelve years old
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on June 24, 2019, 03:10:42 pm
I keep reading it as 'lied' instead of 'lied'.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 24, 2019, 07:39:52 pm
For whatever reason ICP is getting popular on tik tok and I don't think I can survive much longer
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 25, 2019, 06:32:10 am
as an australian there is nothing I want more than to see foreign depictions of australians. its the good shit.
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Post by: krytton on June 25, 2019, 11:47:37 am
¿drama?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 25, 2019, 02:30:16 pm
https://twitter.com/ameatsa/status/1143579880329744384
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on June 25, 2019, 02:40:47 pm
The term 'podcast' is completely outdated as a portmanteau of iPod and broadcast, but I can't think of a better alternative.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 25, 2019, 07:02:30 pm
I miss Ambious.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 25, 2019, 10:22:09 pm
"Hah! I'm a graphic designer! I'm completely immune to marketing gimmicks!"

*Puts Beefeater strawberry gin in the cart"
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 25, 2019, 10:22:48 pm
Incidentally, when do you become an alcoholic? Asking for a friend
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 25, 2019, 10:35:44 pm
Incidentally, when do you become an alcoholic? Asking for a friend
Bobguinary Novel, June 25, 2019, 10:22:48 pm
the old school rule is "when you start drinking alone" but the one I found more comforting was "if you get drunk when you didn't intend to, or in the morning"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 25, 2019, 10:40:39 pm
Incidentally, when do you become an alcoholic? Asking for a friend
Bobguinary Novel, June 25, 2019, 10:22:48 pm
the old school rule is "when you start drinking alone" but the one I found more comforting was "if you get drunk when you didn't intend to, or in the morning"
chai tea latte, June 25, 2019, 10:35:44 pm

One outta two ain't bad
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 26, 2019, 12:02:27 am
Fruity Pebbles are just Froot Loops without all the engineering
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: beelzeboob on June 26, 2019, 12:28:37 am
Incidentally, when do you become an alcoholic? Asking for a friend
Bobguinary Novel, June 25, 2019, 10:22:48 pm

When you have to drink to enjoy yourself or feel ok. If I find I’m always leaning into being drunk instead of just having a good time, i back the fuck off for a few months.
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Post by: Shell Game on June 26, 2019, 01:27:04 am
Incidentally, when do you become an alcoholic? Asking for a friend
Bobguinary Novel, June 25, 2019, 10:22:48 pm
In my experience i start to worry when i can't keep alcohol in my house/feel compelled to replace it once it's gone. I decide it's better not to have any at home for a bit.

Firget the drinking alone one though. Who would I even drink with?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 26, 2019, 07:32:10 am
hi there welcome to game reviewer academy. here is a scale, put one block in this bucket if the game makes you think about dark souls and one block in the other if it reminds you about skyrim. whichever one is heaviest lets you know if the game is a dark souls or a skyrim. ok get out there champ
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 26, 2019, 03:18:36 pm
Thinking about getting back into the "brushing my teeth" fandom... The "showering" fandom burned me before, there's some bridges that need to be mended (dental and otherwise).
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 26, 2019, 03:32:33 pm
Thinking about getting back into the "brushing my teeth" fandom... The "showering" fandom burned me before, there's some bridges that need to be mended (dental and otherwise).
Spooks, June 26, 2019, 03:18:36 pm
If you're floss exclusionist you will be blocked
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 26, 2019, 06:33:05 pm
Thinking about getting back into the "brushing my teeth" fandom... The "showering" fandom burned me before, there's some bridges that need to be mended (dental and otherwise).
Spooks, June 26, 2019, 03:18:36 pm
If you're floss exclusionist you will be blocked
AgentCoop, June 26, 2019, 03:32:33 pm
What about a water pick? Or is that too sick?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on June 26, 2019, 09:37:52 pm
Just saw someone show up in twitch chat with the username "racist42" I'm never smoking pot again
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 26, 2019, 10:01:43 pm
Just saw someone show up in twitch chat with the username "racist42" I'm never smoking pot again
Carbon, June 26, 2019, 09:37:52 pm
They my just be a very fucked up Douglas Adams fan
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 26, 2019, 10:12:10 pm
Just saw someone show up in twitch chat with the username "racist42" I'm never smoking pot again
Carbon, June 26, 2019, 09:37:52 pm
They my just be a very fucked up Douglas Adams fan
AgentCoop, June 26, 2019, 10:01:43 pm

Yeah I could see racists as descendents of the Golgafrinchans
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 27, 2019, 11:06:37 am
[Lil Wayne voice] Amelie Amelie Amelie Amelie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 27, 2019, 01:44:56 pm
I would vote for Ulillillia.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 28, 2019, 02:34:07 pm
I don't know why but for some reason I've started to get legitimately angry at seeing people compare everything to harry potter. The last book came out twelve fucking years ago. The last movie came out when I was 14. I would ask how these people haven't discovered another cultural touchpoint but I know for a fact that if they did it would just be game of thrones.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 28, 2019, 05:54:57 pm
Americans be having enormous flags off the highway and it's weird and stupid
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on June 28, 2019, 07:38:26 pm
Americans be having enormous flags off the highway and it's weird and stupid
chai tea latte, June 28, 2019, 05:54:57 pm

Every city has a municipal sign code that regulates how big an advertising sign can be. U.S. flags are exempt from nearly every sign code. That’s why.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on June 28, 2019, 09:27:03 pm
Keep forgetting to post this and remembering again. If nobody's done porn under the name of Cain Sugar, someone should.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 28, 2019, 11:47:03 pm
uwu tang clan
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 29, 2019, 01:26:04 am
Americans be having enormous flags off the highway and it's weird and stupid
chai tea latte, June 28, 2019, 05:54:57 pm

Every city has a municipal sign code that regulates how big an advertising sign can be. U.S. flags are exempt from nearly every sign code. That’s why.
Cheapskate, June 28, 2019, 07:38:26 pm
tight, thanks! I'd always wondered
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 29, 2019, 07:51:15 am
I know keanu reeves has to get into the next fast and furious movie but I don't know what actor they'll get after. Maybe Donnie Yen?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 29, 2019, 09:45:42 am
I know keanu reeves has to get into the next fast and furious movie but I don't know what actor they'll get after. Maybe Donnie Yen?
GirlKisser420, June 29, 2019, 07:51:15 am
Meryl Streep
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 29, 2019, 06:35:20 pm
I know keanu reeves has to get into the next fast and furious movie but I don't know what actor they'll get after. Maybe Donnie Yen?
GirlKisser420, June 29, 2019, 07:51:15 am
Meryl Streep
A Meat, June 29, 2019, 09:45:42 am

dingdingdingdingding we have a winner
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 29, 2019, 06:47:44 pm
if you wanna understand politics, you've got to ditch the harry potter bullshit. the republicans are like the scorpion clan where they're all about doing what has to be done and not caring about propriety in a way that turns into corruption 90% of the time but lets them maintain legitimacy and nationalism. the democrats are the Phoenix Clan, overly obsessed with Harmony and unwilling to enact change because they're too inwardly focused. the commies are the crab clan, desperately trying to stop everyone else getting destroyed by the Shadowlands (climate change) and they don't get any respect. I'm in the mantis clan because samurai pirates and dual-wielding Kamas are cool. There are also nagas somewhere.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on June 29, 2019, 07:26:04 pm
I wonder if Robert Smith ever stands in front of an audience and thinks to himself, "Maybe this time I won't play 'Just Like Heaven'."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 30, 2019, 12:41:59 am
a liturgical music rhythm game - Chant Chant Orthodoxy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 30, 2019, 10:20:35 am
a liturgical music rhythm game - Chant Chant Orthodoxy
A Meat, June 30, 2019, 12:41:59 am
Church Choir Hero
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on June 30, 2019, 02:03:49 pm
Y'all cowards are gonna swear up and down that beard without mustache is better than mustache without beard, then go all weak kneed for BDG when he does it, face the fact that you don't know what you like and just buy a fucking sword
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 30, 2019, 03:05:38 pm
Y'all cowards are gonna swear up and down that beard without mustache is better than mustache without beard, then go all weak kneed for BDG when he does it, face the fact that you don't know what you like and just buy a fucking sword
Carbon, June 30, 2019, 02:03:49 pm
idk who BDG is. also they should be together.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on June 30, 2019, 04:51:08 pm
BDG -> Brian David Gilbert.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 30, 2019, 05:42:33 pm
Y'all cowards are gonna swear up and down that beard without mustache is better than mustache without beard, then go all weak kneed for BDG when he does it, face the fact that you don't know what you like and just buy a fucking sword
Carbon, June 30, 2019, 02:03:49 pm
keep calm and buy a sword
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 30, 2019, 06:01:36 pm
Y'all cowards are gonna swear up and down that beard without mustache is better than mustache without beard, then go all weak kneed for BDG when he does it, face the fact that you don't know what you like and just buy a fucking sword
Carbon, June 30, 2019, 02:03:49 pm
who the fuck ever said beards without moustaches looked good??? amish people don't have the internet
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 30, 2019, 06:44:36 pm
the doge of venice was also known as a "burgher king"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on June 30, 2019, 09:13:20 pm
Y'all cowards are gonna swear up and down that beard without mustache is better than mustache without beard, then go all weak kneed for BDG when he does it, face the fact that you don't know what you like and just buy a fucking sword
Carbon, June 30, 2019, 02:03:49 pm

Hey man I love the lead singer of the Idles and that man proudly rocks moustache sans beard.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on July 01, 2019, 01:21:58 am
Y'all cowards are gonna swear up and down that beard without mustache is better than mustache without beard, then go all weak kneed for BDG when he does it, face the fact that you don't know what you like and just buy a fucking sword
Carbon, June 30, 2019, 02:03:49 pm
who the fuck ever said beards without moustaches looked good??? amish people don't have the internet
Wrought, June 30, 2019, 06:01:36 pm

Salafis do
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 01, 2019, 02:27:29 am
BDG -> Brian David Gilbert.
Turtle, June 30, 2019, 04:51:08 pm
Thanks Tuttle.

I always forget his name. Also Carbon, I'm anything but weak-kneed for that taxidermied caterpillar on his lip.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 01, 2019, 06:33:35 am
Very excited to start gamifying my household chores; I'll finally streamline the state of my room from a "clean" to a "clean-like".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 01, 2019, 08:12:41 am
Why the fuck did my legend of the five rings clans as American political demographics post get 3 bulbs. Who are you people
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 01, 2019, 05:06:26 pm
does anyone else ever just sit at their computer and think about the fact that to boldly flee is three and a half hours long or is that just me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 01, 2019, 07:10:12 pm
does anyone else ever just sit at their computer and think "did that fucker just remind me To Boldly Flee exists?" or is that just me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 01, 2019, 07:47:40 pm
Naming your kid Hunter is lame. Naming him Hunter-Gatherer is real alpha.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on July 01, 2019, 10:15:40 pm
Is it against the rules to be a neanderthal furry? they're not human
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 01, 2019, 10:22:18 pm
Is it against the rules to be a neanderthal furry? they're not human
Spenny, July 01, 2019, 10:15:40 pm
Mog think so?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 01, 2019, 10:26:26 pm
I'm gay
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 02, 2019, 03:55:13 pm
S'moresages.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 02, 2019, 04:37:53 pm
S'moresages.
Shell Game, July 02, 2019, 03:55:13 pm
Very clearly the point of this thought of the day was to instantly make me feel physically ill
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on July 02, 2019, 08:43:44 pm
Is there a place named Washington in the state of Washington?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 03, 2019, 04:58:21 am
worried that the big song from frozen 2 is just gonna be Let It Go again
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 03, 2019, 05:18:48 am
It’s time to have another Blind Guardian phase, and I’ll try to make it go forever this time
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 03, 2019, 05:19:28 am
Barnacle Jim has a long face
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 03, 2019, 11:28:49 am
Stuffed bra police / debreast this man
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on July 03, 2019, 12:01:36 pm
Navel officer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on July 03, 2019, 12:49:48 pm
Mathemagician
Algebard
Modulock
Divizard
Logarithmagus
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 03, 2019, 12:50:03 pm
Navel officer
Carbon, July 03, 2019, 12:01:36 pm
Naval Orange

Mathemagician
Algebard
Modulock
Divizard
Logarithmagus

Turtle, July 03, 2019, 12:49:48 pm
Summoner
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 03, 2019, 01:16:29 pm
Mathemagician
Algebard
Modulock
Divizard
Logarithmagus
Turtle, July 03, 2019, 12:49:48 pm

Trigonomagickry
Geomagery
TI-83zard
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 03, 2019, 01:59:53 pm
Compiling tumblr of grateful dead lyrics that sound like they could be generic doom lyrics "Inch your way through dead dreams to another land"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 03, 2019, 11:39:59 pm
8+/10 girl with hefty jugs: im a bit racist is that ok?
me: [thinking about it way longer than i should]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 04, 2019, 05:06:58 am
Kreayshawn landed 8 years too early. Gucci Gucci would be a un-ironic smash in 2019.

don't @ me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 04, 2019, 05:35:35 am
ugh I hate false cyberpunk about cool guys in trenchcoats doing heists and being ambitious badasses in a bunch of neon, it should be about a bartender deciding that its either good or bad to have a robot arm depending on context
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 05, 2019, 01:39:29 am
I wonder what it's like to be the baby from the Nevermind album cover all grown up and knowing how the entire world has seen your dong.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 05, 2019, 04:55:43 am
Imagining a tumblr post by a captain ahab type saying it’s problematic to talk shit about landlubbers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 05, 2019, 05:56:44 am
Imagining a tumblr post by a captain ahab type saying it’s problematic to talk shit about landlubbers.
GirlKisser420, July 05, 2019, 04:55:43 am
captain assigned himbo at birth
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 05, 2019, 08:51:45 am
Growing up I never saw the appeal of non-sugary cereal but now that I'm an adult I definitely understand the feeling of getting up in the morning and just wanting to eat something that doesn't taste like anything at all and takes 10 seconds to prepare
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 05, 2019, 01:37:49 pm
the greatest fact i know is that in mario kart wii Funky Kong riding the Bowser motorcycle is the most optimal racer + kart combination
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 05, 2019, 06:57:46 pm
Being a fan of something seems to mean you're a piece of shit about it these days. Can i just tell people im aware of something instead?

ex: I'm really aware of The F Plus.

Or:  Hello [Ridiculist]! I'm very much aware of your work on The F Plus.

Etc etc
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 05, 2019, 10:32:14 pm
That was a big fucking earthquake I just felt. I wonder what the magnitude was... oh good grief 7.1 that's a lot.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on July 06, 2019, 07:35:06 am
If you’re Irish and you want to get revenge on the Americans for our insensitive mixed drink names (Irish Car Bomb, Black & Tan, etc.), may I suggest that you invent the My Lai Tai?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on July 06, 2019, 08:33:12 am
Though isn't that more at the expense of the massacred Vietnamese?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 06, 2019, 11:01:40 am
probably overthinking this but, to anyone who gets suspicious of me bulbing the post directly above mine, its just a really good post ok???? lay off, jeez!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 06, 2019, 11:19:37 am
*takes seat at bar* I'll have a 9/11.
Darkly, July 06, 2019, 09:44:02 am
the 9/11 is a frozen margarita with two shots of tequila balanced on the rim. "after this, nothing will be the same again"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 06, 2019, 12:26:38 pm
*takes seat at bar* I'll have a 9/11.
Darkly, July 06, 2019, 09:44:02 am
the 9/11 is a frozen margarita with two shots of tequila balanced on the rim. "after this, nothing will be the same again"
chai tea latte, July 06, 2019, 11:19:37 am
Jet fuel can't melt Jim Beam
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 06, 2019, 02:30:21 pm
The real sleepytime tea is ketamine
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 06, 2019, 02:36:50 pm
The real sleepytime tea is ketamine
chai tea latte, July 06, 2019, 02:30:21 pm
Kratom be puttin me to sleep every night [moon]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 06, 2019, 10:31:54 pm
When will the McElroy conglomerate allow to me to back a Truck Shepard Space Kissing Adventure game where you have to figure out how to smooch people with your weird blade face
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 07, 2019, 12:23:19 am
The real sleepytime tea is ketamine
chai tea latte, July 06, 2019, 02:30:21 pm

Can you make tea with ketamine?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on July 07, 2019, 12:44:25 am
I only buy loose leaf ketamine, the stuff you get at Vons just isn't as good. Thanks Teavana!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 07, 2019, 02:35:23 am
When someone who takes a lot of drugs doesn't do so for a few days it's called a tolerance break, but when someone who has a lot of sex takes a break it's called not getting laid
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 07, 2019, 05:27:35 am
onigiri is better than regular sushi and should be a bigger thing, I need to go to japan so I can eat rice balls constantly
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on July 07, 2019, 10:16:53 am
Hell is other people in public restrooms.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 07, 2019, 12:49:49 pm
One of those videos where a kid throws a wireless speaker into a classroom and it starts blasting volume boosted music except instead he throws a hand grenade in there
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 07, 2019, 02:50:43 pm
One of those videos where a kid throws a wireless speaker into a classroom and it starts blasting volume boosted music except instead he throws a hand grenade in there
Wrought, July 07, 2019, 12:49:49 pm

Too real.

How about a projector playing a home video their parents made of them the first time they went potty like a big kid.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 08, 2019, 02:16:55 am
My bus keeps running red lights. Hope I'm not in Speed.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 08, 2019, 02:27:41 am
Staying up this late is a great idea and will continue to be a great idea until i need to wake up for work.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on July 08, 2019, 02:50:36 am
the greatest fact i know is that in mario kart wii Funky Kong riding the Bowser motorcycle is the most optimal racer + kart combination
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, July 05, 2019, 01:37:49 pm

Last I checked the Shooting Star was the best. What changed??
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 08, 2019, 09:34:00 am
Thinking about the conversation I was part of in which it was determined Lanky Kong from Donkey Kong 64, who had the ability to inflate, didn't become a fetish icon because he's too ugly.

Thanks Mix!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 08, 2019, 10:47:23 pm
You know. I really hate that I can't give Jack Chick a kiss for being so nice and fun because it'll ruin his cheevo count!!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 08, 2019, 11:03:35 pm
Playing super Mario world, confusedly looking at my SNES controller: I don't get it. Which button smooches
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on July 09, 2019, 11:58:06 pm
Is there a non-binary equivalent of Juggalo and Juggalette? The Juggalo community seems very inclusive so I'm sure they have one, I've just never heard it.

I mean I guess "Juggalo" is kind of like "they" in that it sort of covers everyone, but there has to be something for those that prefer it, right?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on July 10, 2019, 12:28:12 am
The Juggalo community seems very inclusive
Spenny, July 09, 2019, 11:58:06 pm

Have you ever heard an ICP song?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 10, 2019, 12:43:59 am
Apparently Juggalos are good socialist allies now, according to the Internet Left.

As a member of the Internet Left, this is very confusing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 10, 2019, 02:18:49 am
Haven’t heard anything about mpreg since trump got elected
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 10, 2019, 03:17:23 am
If I ever become a furry and die, and at my funeral my furriends incant "Sleep tite, pupper" instead of "Rest in Peace", please bring me back to life so I can die again, more painfully this time if possible.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 10, 2019, 04:48:05 am
Cmon Clark Ashton Smith you’re good at the cosmic horror, but you should have known in 100 years it’d be weird to see the word ’Mulatress’
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on July 10, 2019, 11:39:58 am
Is there a non-binary equivalent of Juggalo and Juggalette? The Juggalo community seems very inclusive so I'm sure they have one, I've just never heard it.

I mean I guess "Juggalo" is kind of like "they" in that it sort of covers everyone, but there has to be something for those that prefer it, right?
Spenny, July 09, 2019, 11:58:06 pm

Juggalx
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 10, 2019, 12:25:21 pm
Are there juggalo-kin?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 10, 2019, 12:25:41 pm
Is there a non-binary equivalent of Juggalo and Juggalette? The Juggalo community seems very inclusive so I'm sure they have one, I've just never heard it.

I mean I guess "Juggalo" is kind of like "they" in that it sort of covers everyone, but there has to be something for those that prefer it, right?
Spenny, July 09, 2019, 11:58:06 pm

Juggalx
Frank West, July 10, 2019, 11:39:58 am

Fuck you!

Also here's your bulb.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 10, 2019, 03:45:05 pm
Apparently Juggalos are good socialist allies now, according to the Internet Left.

As a member of the Internet Left, this is very confusing.
Sherman Tankoid, July 10, 2019, 12:43:59 am
The fact that the internet left somehow convinced itself that juggalos are anti-racist socialists is always funny to me.
Darkly, July 10, 2019, 03:43:01 pm
Anyone else remember the week the internet left tried to convince people it was really actually a good thing that a historic and aesthetically pleasing french monument burned down because the catholic church is bad
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 11, 2019, 03:09:10 am
Gonna lose weight just so I can dress like a DnD character
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on July 11, 2019, 09:11:54 am
Opening up a shop that's sells two things: Pseudoephedrine and legal weed.

Gonna call it Wakery and Bakery.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: beelzeboob on July 11, 2019, 09:17:38 am
Are there juggalo-kin?
boooo566, July 10, 2019, 12:25:21 pm

Once encountered a woman who had a “soul tie” psychic connection with one of the ICP dudes and would post transcripts of conversations they had together. She was part of a multiple system and she was married to a guy from Firefly in her head and had fake babies. Terrifyingly, she also had a link to her mother’s website. Her mom was headmates with the entire cast of Star Trek and had a lot of fan fiction posted.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 11, 2019, 09:28:28 am
Are there juggalo-kin?
boooo566, July 10, 2019, 12:25:21 pm

Once encountered a woman who had a “soul tie” psychic connection with one of the ICP dudes and would post transcripts of conversations they had together. She was part of a multiple system and she was married to a guy from Firefly in her head and had fake babies. Terrifyingly, she also had a link to her mother’s website. Her mom was headmates with the entire cast of Star Trek and had a lot of fan fiction posted.
beelzeboob, July 11, 2019, 09:17:38 am
Were they human headbabies? Or like... planes? dragons? aura entities? All of the above???
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: beelzeboob on July 11, 2019, 09:30:29 am
Were they human headbabies? Or like... planes? dragons? aura entities? All of the above???
Shell Game, July 11, 2019, 09:28:28 am
Hu...man? I think? I’m trying to remember if she had any vampires in her head. I should track this website down again.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 11, 2019, 10:29:57 pm
Trump vs. BitCoiners. Whoever wins, I laugh.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 12, 2019, 02:07:50 am
I just stayed up way too late to make a long post about a sandwich with googly eyes.  (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=3195.msg133912#msg133912)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 12, 2019, 05:50:05 pm
Today I learned someone shot a telescope with a handgun in 1970 and the telescope still works fine a half-century later. (http://www.daviddarling.info/encyclopedia/M/McDonaldObs.html)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 16, 2019, 07:27:36 am
Did I get less than 4 hours of sleep? The answer is: probably. I don't remember anymore.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 16, 2019, 01:57:13 pm
There's a ufc fighter called Chan Sung Jung and he walked out to The Cranberries if any of yall Cranberries heads haven't seen it yet it comes highly recommended by me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 16, 2019, 02:47:08 pm
The Leeroy Jenkins WoW thing happened before the jazz violinist Leroy Jenkins passed away
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 16, 2019, 08:02:35 pm
Mosquitoes are fucked up. There's just tiny bugs flying around full of other people's blood? and we're supposed to just accept that?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on July 16, 2019, 08:13:26 pm
Mosquitoes are fucked up. There's just tiny bugs flying around full of other people's blood? and we're supposed to just accept that?
Wrought, July 16, 2019, 08:02:35 pm
It's even worse when they're filled with your own blood.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 16, 2019, 10:43:36 pm
Mosquitoes are fucked up. There's just tiny bugs flying around full of other people's blood? and we're supposed to just accept that?
Wrought, July 16, 2019, 08:02:35 pm
It's even worse when they're filled with your own blood.
Turtle, July 16, 2019, 08:13:26 pm
I think it's fine if it's my blood, I at least know whose blood is in there. The idea that there are small quantities of strangers blood just floating around in the air fucks me up. I'll probably never know whose blood that is.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 16, 2019, 11:13:28 pm
Mosquitoes are fucked up. There's just tiny bugs flying around full of other people's blood? and we're supposed to just accept that?
Wrought, July 16, 2019, 08:02:35 pm
It's even worse when they're filled with your own blood.
Turtle, July 16, 2019, 08:13:26 pm
I think it's fine if it's my blood, I at least know whose blood is in there. The idea that there are small quantities of strangers blood just floating around in the air fucks me up. I'll probably never know whose blood that is.
Wrought, July 16, 2019, 10:43:36 pm
it's mine
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 16, 2019, 11:48:26 pm
Night: the other, darker Day.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 17, 2019, 12:51:22 am
its weird that aliens on star trek are like "tell me about human mating habits" like havent you guys ever heard of podcasts???
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 17, 2019, 04:16:45 am
12 year old weirdos on deviantart becoming impossibly good realist painters to make sparkly original characters from the new lion king movie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 17, 2019, 08:57:12 am
Kegelian Dialectic
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 17, 2019, 10:46:27 am
eggs are the fruit of a chicken
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 17, 2019, 03:55:59 pm
You know what would be cool? A story with a beginning, a middle and an end.

I'm sick and tired of trying to stay invested in TV series that are just 20 hour films with cuts every 45 minutes regardless of the content and pacing and then they don't even resolve half of it because the need to produce another one next year. I'm bored of films that just do the twist and force me to come back in 2 years time to watch a couple more twists to set up the next 2 year wait. Give me a fucking ending so I can go away and have my own thoughts about it. If you're going to deliver a discrete 45 or 120 minute package, make sure it can at least kind of stand on it's own. please.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 17, 2019, 05:27:45 pm
Every day is a battle to resist making my tinder bio ‘online fucker idiot gets made into cool warlock’s sissy bitch’
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 17, 2019, 05:45:36 pm
Apparently National Hot Dog Day exists.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 17, 2019, 06:23:28 pm
Every day is a battle to resist making my tinder bio ‘online fucker idiot gets made into cool warlock’s sissy bitch’
GirlKisser420, July 17, 2019, 05:27:45 pm
one day you'll find your cool warlock, king
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 18, 2019, 12:48:27 am
theres gonna be a huge wave of ironic rage comic nostalgia in the next couple of years and i for one am looking forward to it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 18, 2019, 02:20:20 am
An internet database of slurs to keep track of them for public awareness. Potential to be used for evil though, so maybe not.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 18, 2019, 02:22:03 am
You know what would be cool? A story with a beginning, a middle and an end.

I'm sick and tired of trying to stay invested in TV series that are just 20 hour films with cuts every 45 minutes regardless of the content and pacing and then they don't even resolve half of it because the need to produce another one next year. I'm bored of films that just do the twist and force me to come back in 2 years time to watch a couple more twists to set up the next 2 year wait. Give me a fucking ending so I can go away and have my own thoughts about it. If you're going to deliver a discrete 45 or 120 minute package, make sure it can at least kind of stand on it's own. please.
boooo566, July 17, 2019, 03:55:59 pm

If you don't like netflix or prestige drama, have you tried procedurals or sitcoms? that'll give you what you're after. I  hear NCIS  is still on because the tv in the rec room of everyone's parents' house is stuck on cbs and no one knows how to turn i t off.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 18, 2019, 06:01:31 am
My issue is that the early episodes of massively popular highly acclaimed series like Stranger Things and Game of Thrones (both of which I've tried recently) all seem to consist of a large number of things happening and literally zero attempts at telling me why they're happening, how they're connected and why I should give a shit. A season of a TV show actually takes quite a lot of free time and mental effort and I'm resentful of the idea that you should get a week of my free time before ever having to justify why.

The other part of that post is that I just watched spider man and it had a big old twist at the end and I realised at that point I dont want to have to think about a long running Marvel saga for another fucking decade.

I just want to experience something good without the expectation that I'll keep coming back or the spectre that any ideas I might have about it are null and vood because they're going to come back and just fuck it all up again.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 18, 2019, 06:43:41 am
Is 'nothing' sacred?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: beelzeboob on July 18, 2019, 07:32:55 am
Nostalgia but, like, a negative kind? What’s that called
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on July 18, 2019, 07:51:15 am
My issue is that the early episodes of massively popular highly acclaimed series like Stranger Things and Game of Thrones (both of which I've tried recently) all seem to consist of a large number of things happening and literally zero attempts at telling me why they're happening, how they're connected and why I should give a shit. A season of a TV show actually takes quite a lot of free time and mental effort and I'm resentful of the idea that you should get a week of my free time before ever having to justify why.

The other part of that post is that I just watched spider man and it had a big old twist at the end and I realised at that point I dont want to have to think about a long running Marvel saga for another fucking decade.

I just want to experience something good without the expectation that I'll keep coming back or the spectre that any ideas I might have about it are null and vood because they're going to come back and just fuck it all up again.
boooo566, July 18, 2019, 06:01:31 am

Delayed gratification is a big issue for TV for me right now too.  I still haven't watched more than a few episodes of Breaking Bad because it's really, really boring at the beginning.  Mad Men took me a few tries.  I forced my way through the entire first season of Boardwalk Empire expecting a payoff and came out cussing HBO up and down.  Westworld deliberately messes with timelines and structure to confuse you instead of telling what would have an otherwise interesting story. 

Your two examples are both enjoyable to me because there are a handful of well-acted characters I find super entertaining to watch.  But as far as narratives go they're both huge messes.  These were poor choices as far as what you're looking for - Stranger Things is really more about a mood - it's a Spielberg pastiche and you're supposed to feel immersed in 1980s USA childhood - and clearly "half a dozen kids against a superdemon" isn't going to give you a reasonable plotline from start to finish, right?  Game of Thrones is an adaptation of a book series that is famous for getting so complex and convoluted that the author just quit writing.  What were you expecting the show to be?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 18, 2019, 09:05:11 am
You ever just... wake up in the middle of the night and just have to move down to the floor next to your nice, cool, concrete wall and sleep there for a couple hours?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 18, 2019, 09:47:26 am
An internet database of slurs to keep track of them for public awareness. Potential to be used for evil though, so maybe not.
Salubrious Rex, July 18, 2019, 02:20:20 am

Oh, you mean UrbanDictionary?

On-topic,

Me, 10 years ago: "It doesn't matter, it's ironic bigotry!"
Me, today: "It doesn't matter it's ironic bigotry!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 18, 2019, 07:20:51 pm
[yay]Lovecraft said trans rights![yay]


also something about purity of bloodlines idk...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 18, 2019, 07:41:08 pm
An internet database of slurs to keep track of them for public awareness. Potential to be used for evil though, so maybe not.
Salubrious Rex, July 18, 2019, 02:20:20 am
They already have this, it's called "my old middle school's bathroom stalls"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 19, 2019, 03:01:43 am
An internet database of slurs to keep track of them for public awareness. Potential to be used for evil though, so maybe not.
Salubrious Rex, July 18, 2019, 02:20:20 am
They already have this, it's called "my old middle school's bathroom stalls"
Wrought, July 18, 2019, 07:41:08 pm

While comprehensive, they're unfortunately not online. You have to go back and document them before they're lost to time.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on July 19, 2019, 06:45:30 am
You ever just... wake up in the middle of the night and just have to move down to the floor next to your nice, cool, concrete wall and sleep there for a couple hours?
Shell Game, July 18, 2019, 09:05:11 am

I have absolutely done this.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 19, 2019, 12:31:26 pm
Patiently waiting for the latest health fad to be “squatting desks,” where you just put your computer on the floor and do the third-world-squat.
Darkly, July 19, 2019, 09:47:26 am

Open Concept Slav Offices
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 19, 2019, 04:06:28 pm
Objectively the best thing you can own is a watering can that looks like an animal
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 19, 2019, 11:17:09 pm
My issue is that the early episodes of massively popular highly acclaimed series like Stranger Things and Game of Thrones (both of which I've tried recently) all seem to consist of a large number of things happening and literally zero attempts at telling me why they're happening, how they're connected and why I should give a shit. A season of a TV show actually takes quite a lot of free time and mental effort and I'm resentful of the idea that you should get a week of my free time before ever having to justify why.

The other part of that post is that I just watched spider man and it had a big old twist at the end and I realised at that point I dont want to have to think about a long running Marvel saga for another fucking decade.

I just want to experience something good without the expectation that I'll keep coming back or the spectre that any ideas I might have about it are null and vood because they're going to come back and just fuck it all up again.
boooo566, July 18, 2019, 06:01:31 am

Oh, I agree with you 100%, I just mean that the problem is unfortunately completely impossible to avoid if you seek entertainment from large, successful companies, because they're now all suddenly simultaneously realizing that expanded universes are a good way to make money, and like they say on the watchmen series, "nothing ever ends"

If you don't mind the shitty sound mixing, you might look into tv shows from england, which aren't designed to be financially successful, so will normally only run for 3 or 4 episodes. They can be knocked out in an afternoon or so.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on July 19, 2019, 11:23:23 pm
If you don't mind the shitty sound mixing, you might look into tv shows from england, which aren't designed to be financially successful, so will normally only run for 3 or 4 episodes. They can be knocked out in an afternoon or so.
ClaraTinSoldier, July 19, 2019, 11:17:09 pm
Ah yes, series like Black Mirror, intended to run for 6 episodes.





Fuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 20, 2019, 12:13:23 am
That's because black mirror is no longer an english series, but an american one, and has to commit the apparently unforgivable sin of trying to stay on.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 20, 2019, 12:33:46 am
Hello is this the desk of mia khalifa. im calling on behalf of make a wish foundation,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 20, 2019, 02:32:12 am
if one puree white beans... one doesn't actually have much. i'm sure it tastes fine. one might think
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 20, 2019, 03:21:24 am
stop. saying. monkaS.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on July 20, 2019, 04:04:00 am
if one puree white beans... one doesn't actually have much. i'm sure it tastes fine. one might think
Shell Game, July 20, 2019, 02:32:12 am

You're part of the way to hummus, but not the good part.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on July 20, 2019, 07:58:26 am
Who is going to be the first clickbait media site to write an article about how furry forums reacted to the Cats trailer?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 20, 2019, 05:54:07 pm
lickHole

>:3c
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on July 20, 2019, 09:20:21 pm
Who is going to be the first clickbait media site to write an article about how furry forums reacted to the Cats trailer?
Cheapskate, July 20, 2019, 07:58:26 am

https://www.lamag.com/culturefiles/cats-trailer-furries/ (https://www.lamag.com/culturefiles/cats-trailer-furries/)

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/19/didnt-mix-animal-human-anatomy-furries-think-cats-trailer-10427254/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/19/didnt-mix-animal-human-anatomy-furries-think-cats-trailer-10427254/)

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanhatesthis/do-furries-like-the-cats-trailer (https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanhatesthis/do-furries-like-the-cats-trailer)

https://www.out.com/film/2019/7/20/furry-fandom-conflicted-about-cats-trailer-just-you (https://www.out.com/film/2019/7/20/furry-fandom-conflicted-about-cats-trailer-just-you)

So there you go.

(https://www.out.com/sites/out.com/files/2019/07/20/kittiesx750.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 21, 2019, 01:44:11 am
The difference between "asexual" and "a sexual" is, ironically, respect for personal space between the two parties.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 21, 2019, 05:39:02 am
Iron Chef actually had some great plot lines throughout the series.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 21, 2019, 02:23:51 pm
Iron Chef actually had some great plot lines throughout the series.
Salubrious Rex, July 21, 2019, 05:39:02 am
I started thinking about how much i agreed and then fully understood the artistic merits of professional wrestling.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 21, 2019, 04:58:06 pm
In the interest of pushing back about Internet People I’m going to defend the sapir whorf hypothesis
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on July 21, 2019, 04:59:08 pm
I started thinking about how much i agreed and then fully understood the artistic merits of professional wrestling.Shell Game, July 21, 2019, 02:23:51 pm
This neglects the artistic merits of the large men cooperating in order to most safely and entertainingly throw each other's bodies into, onto, around, and about each other.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 21, 2019, 05:45:35 pm
pogchamp du fromage
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 21, 2019, 09:16:15 pm
I Don't Even Not Own A Television
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 22, 2019, 01:25:48 am
I could probably be a pretty good new age charlatan if I had to
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 22, 2019, 04:24:01 pm
Something popped into my head unbidden.
NSFW content. Click to show.
Dont click if you don't want confusing thoughts/images in your head.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 22, 2019, 04:28:06 pm
Something popped into my head unbidden.
Dr. Buttplug, July 22, 2019, 04:24:01 pm

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-LTQ3JWwAAeysG.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 22, 2019, 06:05:22 pm
It’s got to be weird to have a vasectomy. You jack off and there’s no cum. What’s the point.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on July 22, 2019, 06:19:51 pm
It’s got to be weird to have a vasectomy. You jack off and there’s no cum. What’s the point.
GirlKisser420, July 22, 2019, 06:05:22 pm

You still produce semen, just not sperm. The only thing that changes is that you can't get someone preggers.

Edit: you can still make cummies with it, so it's still cum.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 22, 2019, 06:31:09 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-LTQ3JWwAAeysG.jpg)
Spooks, July 22, 2019, 04:28:06 pm
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 22, 2019, 09:31:57 pm
It’s got to be weird to have a vasectomy. You jack off and there’s no cum. What’s the point.
GirlKisser420, July 22, 2019, 06:05:22 pm

You still produce semen, just not sperm. The only thing that changes is that you can't get someone preggers.

Edit: you can still make cummies with it, so it's still cum.
Mique, July 22, 2019, 06:19:51 pm

That’s sick, let’s all go get ‘sected tomorrow, bros
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 22, 2019, 10:33:41 pm
It’s got to be weird to have a vasectomy. You jack off and there’s no cum. What’s the point.
GirlKisser420, July 22, 2019, 06:05:22 pm

You still produce semen, just not sperm. The only thing that changes is that you can't get someone preggers.

Edit: you can still make cummies with it, so it's still cum.
Mique, July 22, 2019, 06:19:51 pm

That’s sick, let’s all go get ‘sected tomorrow, bros
GirlKisser420, July 22, 2019, 09:31:57 pm

Nah.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 22, 2019, 11:54:14 pm
[Bob Dylan but he's always horny voice] "Well I wake up in the mornin, fold my hands and pray for brain"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on July 23, 2019, 02:45:42 pm
Cisco's default phone hold music sounds like it would be right at home on the soundtrack to Donkey Kong Country on the SNES.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 23, 2019, 02:48:29 pm
The Corolla drivers square off against the Corolla S drivers for a rumble. Blood stains the Dunkin Donuts parking lot.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 24, 2019, 12:54:53 am
Ian M Banksy names all the spaceships in his books stuff like ‘this says a lot about our society’
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 24, 2019, 01:09:24 am
what if Dogbert was the main character of Dilbert
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 24, 2019, 08:26:37 am
might transcend tomorrow. we'll see
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 24, 2019, 09:44:06 am
might transcend tomorrow. we'll see
krytton, July 24, 2019, 08:26:37 am
might ciscend tomorrow. we'll see
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on July 25, 2019, 12:47:53 pm
Personal anecdotes that precede recipes on the Internet exist solely for search engine optimization, thereby making them the first genre of literature created by humans to satisfy the desire of machines.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 26, 2019, 01:35:44 am
Horny am Main
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 26, 2019, 04:43:58 am
Americans are all awful pendants wrestling with imagined food opinions but only for boring shit like which identical fast food chain does chips properly or what is the authentic grilled cheese sandwich, a food designed to be made by a child and filled with what is basically plastic, because they hate online and want it to be bad.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 26, 2019, 02:18:20 pm
have the ass you wish to see in this world
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 26, 2019, 02:35:08 pm
have the ass you wish to see in this world
chai tea latte, July 26, 2019, 02:18:20 pm
asses to asses, butts to butts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 26, 2019, 06:34:15 pm
Just heard about the death of the author...damn that shit sucks...i was a huge fan 😔
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 26, 2019, 07:30:24 pm
In the interest of pushing back about Internet People I’m going to defend the sapir whorf hypothesis
GirlKisser420, July 21, 2019, 04:58:06 pm
No.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 26, 2019, 09:03:11 pm
Girls will really date fuckboys who treat them like shit but won't give a nice guy with a penis knuckle a chance
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 26, 2019, 11:09:59 pm
Girls will really date fuckboys who treat them like shit but won't give a nice guy with a penis knuckle a chance
Wrought, July 26, 2019, 09:03:11 pm

...like, a penis that looks like a knuckle, a penis that has a knuckle, or one knuckle on your hand looks like a penis?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 26, 2019, 11:23:35 pm
In the interest of pushing back about Internet People I’m going to defend the sapir whorf hypothesis
GirlKisser420, July 21, 2019, 04:58:06 pm
No.
ClaraTinSoldier, July 26, 2019, 07:30:24 pm

guess what, the exact points you disagree with me on this is determined by the definition of the word No
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 27, 2019, 01:19:37 am
Like the ladies, like the guys, like whatever you've got between them thighs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 27, 2019, 03:18:26 am
Baudrillard could've saved himself a lot of writing if he basically just said "Modern life is the equivalent of potato flavored potato chips."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 27, 2019, 04:48:27 am
A jam band is a human instrumentality project both literally, per description, and figuratively, in that it tries to congeal discrete music into a homogenous paste to spite angelkind and God.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 27, 2019, 06:42:48 am
Girls will really date fuckboys who treat them like shit but won't give a nice guy with a penis knuckle a chance
Wrought, July 26, 2019, 09:03:11 pm

...like, a penis that looks like a knuckle, a penis that has a knuckle, or one knuckle on your hand looks like a penis?
Bobguinary Novel, July 26, 2019, 11:09:59 pm
This isn't a complicated thing. Im a nice guy and Im sick of getting passed over for douchebags just because of my penis knuckle
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 27, 2019, 10:24:21 pm
imagine how satisfying it would be to crack your penis knuckle
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 28, 2019, 07:54:33 am
marty mcfly should have brought a machine gun to the 1880s
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on July 28, 2019, 10:03:16 am
Girls will really date fuckboys who treat them like shit but won't give a nice guy with a penis knuckle a chance
Wrought, July 26, 2019, 09:03:11 pm

...like, a penis that looks like a knuckle, a penis that has a knuckle, or one knuckle on your hand looks like a penis?
Bobguinary Novel, July 26, 2019, 11:09:59 pm
This isn't a complicated thing. Im a nice guy and Im sick of getting passed over for douchebags just because of my penis knuckle
Wrought, July 27, 2019, 06:42:48 am
Penis Knuckles the Echidna
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 28, 2019, 10:23:31 am
I guess i just wear a beanie now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 28, 2019, 11:41:32 am
It's turns out the real monster...

Was a monster!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 28, 2019, 09:54:26 pm
the dinosaurs, weary of their disenfranchisement for the sake of profit, rose up and seized the means of production. jurassic marx
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 29, 2019, 09:14:54 am
Hegel was inspired to create the structure of his dialectic after playing final fantasy 8 and seeing a Gunblade.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 29, 2019, 09:18:04 am
Russian Roulette with a gunblade and the first person spins the chamber and stabs themselves in the brain
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 29, 2019, 09:59:54 am
For those of you who know about the Bad Dragon-commissioned Pepper Coyote album full off Fallout inspired music, I think we can all agree that dude should've changed his pseudonym to "Knot King Hole" just for that very record.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 29, 2019, 10:45:59 am
For those of you who know about the Bad Dragon-commissioned Pepper Coyote album full off Fallout inspired music, I think we can all agree that dude should've changed his pseudonym to "Knot King Hole" just for that very record.
Spooks, July 29, 2019, 09:59:54 am
I didn't know about it until the last episode of EC I finished editing. THANKS THE HEAVENATOR.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 29, 2019, 11:29:56 pm
Disappointed to find that there doesnt seem to be such a thing as a sausage collector after seeing a pack of limited edition sausages.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 29, 2019, 11:37:23 pm
Disappointed to find that there doesnt seem to be such a thing as a sausage collector after seeing a pack of limited edition sausages.
Salubrious Rex, July 29, 2019, 11:29:56 pm

I think that's a cheevo you can earn on Grindr
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 01, 2019, 01:43:47 am
Why dont bands dress like the hardy boyz anymore
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 01, 2019, 04:00:30 am
Oh fuck I just opened the infinite ape room
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 01, 2019, 04:19:07 am
Oh fuck I just opened the infinite ape room
GirlKisser420, August 01, 2019, 04:00:30 am
can you fit an infinite number of apes into a room with an infinite number of apes? what about taking all the apes from an infinite number of rooms with infinite apes and putting them all in a single room?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on August 01, 2019, 08:57:49 am
As you go about your day today, no matter what happens, at least you can say, "I did not write FATAL, the shittiest tabletop RPG ever written."

(Unless one of you jokers is Byron Hall, the author of FATAL. In which case, eat shit.)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on August 01, 2019, 01:32:12 pm
Find urself a girl who is Arin Hanson
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 01, 2019, 03:55:23 pm
Oh fuck I just opened the infinite ape room
GirlKisser420, August 01, 2019, 04:00:30 am
can you fit an infinite number of apes into a room with an infinite number of apes? what about taking all the apes from an infinite number of rooms with infinite apes and putting them all in a single room?
A Meat, August 01, 2019, 04:19:07 am

(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/165850212512825344/579611043941187594/D61Vk5hWsAE3xRn.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on August 01, 2019, 05:49:44 pm
Sports anime and crying kind of night
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 01, 2019, 08:24:44 pm
Concept: Our universe, except Lunchables were invented about a hundred thousand years earlier, and existed in some form in every culture
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 01, 2019, 08:59:38 pm
Oh fuck I just opened the infinite ape room
GirlKisser420, August 01, 2019, 04:00:30 am
can you fit an infinite number of apes into a room with an infinite number of apes? what about taking all the apes from an infinite number of rooms with infinite apes and putting them all in a single room?
A Meat, August 01, 2019, 04:19:07 am

(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/165850212512825344/579611043941187594/D61Vk5hWsAE3xRn.png)
Spooks, August 01, 2019, 03:55:23 pm
If we add infinite typewriters^Ape do we get recursive Shakespeare?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 01, 2019, 10:50:23 pm
Ironic racism is real but only for Italians
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 02, 2019, 12:23:25 am
Oh fuck I just opened the infinite ape room
GirlKisser420, August 01, 2019, 04:00:30 am
can you fit an infinite number of apes into a room with an infinite number of apes? what about taking all the apes from an infinite number of rooms with infinite apes and putting them all in a single room?
A Meat, August 01, 2019, 04:19:07 am

You can but you really shouldn’t

I dunno if they wrote Shakespeare or whatever but there’s a pretty ratty copy of all the Dresden files books in there
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 02, 2019, 12:56:34 am
my favorite dream i've ever had was me in an airplane with my phone, browsing discord, and someone in a server mentioned that their favorite musician was rabbit junk and i got so pissed off that i broke the window and chucked my phone out
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 02, 2019, 05:26:05 am
Tried coming up with sexual submissive metal band names today but all I could create was Chastodon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 02, 2019, 09:09:34 am
Tried coming up with sexual submissive metal band names today but all I could create was Chastodon
GirlKisser420, August 02, 2019, 05:26:05 am
Suboton
Black Subboth
Guy n' Maiden
Petallica
Mastodom
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 02, 2019, 09:12:02 am
If humans were more flexible we could call it Onuslingus
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 02, 2019, 10:28:02 am
I interviewed for a job today and the employer threatened to shoot me in the head because i put my APM on my resume
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 02, 2019, 11:16:16 am
I interviewed for a job today and the employer threatened to shoot me in the head because i put my APM on my resume
Wrought, August 02, 2019, 10:28:02 am
And they didn't follow through?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 02, 2019, 12:57:59 pm
Tried coming up with sexual submissive metal band names today but all I could create was Chastodon
GirlKisser420, August 02, 2019, 05:26:05 am
Cuckcass
Strap-On Fire
Subpultura
Dolt Thrower (gave up on this one)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 02, 2019, 01:32:08 pm
Metallicuck?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 02, 2019, 08:51:07 pm
subaton
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 02, 2019, 08:54:26 pm
The saccades that the human eye performs during reading are characterized by rapid jerks performed in quick succession, from left to right, and a quick, darting eye motion to the taskbar to see if you have any new messages on Discord.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on August 02, 2019, 11:06:49 pm
Tried coming up with sexual submissive metal band names today but all I could create was Chastodon
GirlKisser420, August 02, 2019, 05:26:05 am

Strapping Young Lad
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 02, 2019, 11:34:41 pm
Tried coming up with sexual submissive metal band names today but all I could create was Chastodon
GirlKisser420, August 02, 2019, 05:26:05 am

Subsmack
Dethkockblock
As I Lay Submitting
A man A Mount
Beast in Back
Upon A Burning Boner
....Job for a Cowboy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 02, 2019, 11:56:53 pm
Tried coming up with sexual submissive metal band names today but all I could create was Chastodon
GirlKisser420, August 02, 2019, 05:26:05 am
....Job for a Cowboy
Bobguinary Novel, August 02, 2019, 11:34:41 pm
Yeah heres the goat
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on August 03, 2019, 04:03:50 am
Disappointed nobody went with System of a Dom which doubles as a F+ reference
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 03, 2019, 05:58:14 pm
Do I want chicken wings or pizza tonight? Hmm.
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Post by: Shell Game on August 03, 2019, 07:11:20 pm
*ahem!*

BOOKS BRAINGEAR

Thank you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 04, 2019, 12:29:41 am
Twitblr
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Post by: A Meat on August 04, 2019, 01:18:27 am
you've heard about the foreskin, now it's time to hear about the aftskin
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 04, 2019, 01:42:23 am
you've heard about the foreskin, now it's time to hear about the aftskin
A Meat, August 04, 2019, 01:18:27 am

Can it be found on the poop deck?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 04, 2019, 04:40:03 am
Ariel the Little Mermaid could have probably found a better material to make a bra out of
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on August 04, 2019, 11:45:20 am
Wear your friends' skulls on your tits to exert dominance.

Is superman circumcised? why or why not?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 04, 2019, 11:55:05 am
Wear your friends' skulls on your tits to exert dominance.

Is superman circumcised? why or why not?
ClaraTinSoldier, August 04, 2019, 11:45:20 am
There are two main reasons Superman is not circumcized. The first is that his kryptonian parents weren't part of any religion which would mandate or encourage this. I googled religion on krypton and it doesn't look like Raoism, the worship of the kryptonian sun god, involves any sort of commitment to celibacy, so there would most likely not be any stigma against sexuality on krypton, and since circumcision first caught on as a way to make sure the baby wouldn't masturbate when it grew up, there is no reason to assume that Superman was circumcised on krypton. Likewise, there is no way to assume that either ma and pa kent or normal earth doctors, without kryptonite to help weaken baby superman, would be able to circumcise his invincible baby penis. Unless Superman decided later in life to circumcize himself with the aide of a doctor or mohel and some kryptonite, there is no reason to assume that the Last Son of Krypton has no foreskin
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 04, 2019, 12:56:39 pm
What dastardly schemes might Superman's enemies be able to get up to using his hypothetical kryptonian foreskin, had he been circumcised?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 04, 2019, 02:12:37 pm
Currently an acute sufferer of the whore/whore complex.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 04, 2019, 09:04:16 pm
DSA insufferable mass shooting takes caucus
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on August 04, 2019, 10:35:01 pm
Cow Bop B-boy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 05, 2019, 03:10:34 am
There’s a tall guy at work. This fucking sucks man
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 05, 2019, 10:52:09 am
There’s a tall guy at work. This fucking sucks man
GirlKisser420, August 05, 2019, 03:10:34 am
How come?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on August 05, 2019, 11:17:45 am
Biden/Deltron 3030
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Post by: A Meat on August 05, 2019, 11:33:20 am
Biden/Deltron 3030
Mr. Hunky Academia, August 05, 2019, 11:17:45 am
wow, what a wrong take, it's clearly Deltron 3030/The Automator
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 05, 2019, 06:19:56 pm
How come?
Wrought, August 05, 2019, 10:52:09 am

Too fucken tall
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on August 05, 2019, 06:39:46 pm
my boss is so tall and handsome i hate him
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 06, 2019, 01:21:05 am
(Shamelessly stealing  content from my own twitter but...)

"Spanish Weeks? In MY disco casino? It's more likely than you think"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 06, 2019, 02:52:12 am
Nowadays Dr Jekyll would have just used a character from an existing franchise as his alter ego and not bothered making up Mr Hyde
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 06, 2019, 05:40:59 pm
Is there a term for the phenomena where if you lend someone your video games and get some of theirs in return they will just disappear from your life forever
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 06, 2019, 06:19:30 pm
Is there a term for the phenomena where if you lend someone your video games and get some of theirs in return they will just disappear from your life forever
Wrought, August 06, 2019, 05:40:59 pm
That is called a rite of passage. Congratulations, you're finally an adult! [yay]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on August 07, 2019, 12:39:57 pm
Star Wars Alex Jones is a Holonet anchor who rants about midichlorians in the water.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 08, 2019, 03:52:43 am
Star Wars Alex Jones is a Holonet anchor who rants about midichlorians in the water.
Yavuz, August 07, 2019, 12:39:57 pm
They're putting midiclorians in the water to make the Gizka psychic!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 08, 2019, 09:40:22 am
Boot me up inside (Save me As)
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Post by: Wrought on August 08, 2019, 01:59:37 pm
Ah, I see you enjoy watching this cartoon on youtube! Would you also be interested in videos about why the cartoon you like sucks?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 08, 2019, 02:14:53 pm
Boot me up inside (Save me As)
Spooks, August 08, 2019, 09:40:22 am

Oh fuck you, I started whisper singing this at my desk

Edit:

Boot me up inside (Save me as)
Boot me up inside (Save me as)
Load my drive and save me from the trash
Bid BIOS to run
Boot disc before Drive 1
Reinstall the OS I've undone
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 08, 2019, 05:30:44 pm
Absolutely destroy the concept in your brain that there is a mass discourse you have to engage in, and you shall be free, at the very least to consume better texts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 08, 2019, 05:39:07 pm
Absolutely destroy the concept in your brain that there is a mass discourse you have to engage in, and you shall be free, at the very least to consume better texts
GirlKisser420, August 08, 2019, 05:30:44 pm
that or just delete your twitter
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on August 09, 2019, 01:29:00 am
I can’t believe there exists a manga about bicycle racing, considering no artist has ever successfully drawn a bike
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 09, 2019, 03:11:10 am
Absolutely destroy the concept in your brain that there is a mass discourse you have to engage in, and you shall be free, at the very least to consume better texts
GirlKisser420, August 08, 2019, 05:30:44 pm
that or just delete your twitter
Wrought, August 08, 2019, 05:39:07 pm

You’re forgetting the other main rule: never stop posting, motherfuckers
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 09, 2019, 03:21:29 am
Given how many of y'all i follow on Twitter, i take it we've all gone the concept destruction route.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 09, 2019, 03:21:38 am
I cant find the hangover thread.

Good morning everyone except the idiot me last night.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 09, 2019, 07:28:11 am
angry at numbers!!!!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 09, 2019, 08:24:54 pm
Damn, baby, if I said you didn't have to feel bad about yr body, would you hold it against me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 10, 2019, 12:27:30 am
Gonna kill myself and leave a gamer suicide note that says like "brb rerolling my character" or "player one has disconnected" or some shit as one last final insult to this world
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 10, 2019, 09:00:55 am
If you're so vague about what you're going to write just wait until Ctrl+Alt+Delete finally stops and crib whatever Tim Buckley writes in the last strip.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on August 10, 2019, 09:15:01 am
If you're so vague about what you're going to write just wait until Ctrl+Alt+Delete finally stops and crib whatever Tim Buckley writes in the last strip.
Spooks, August 10, 2019, 09:00:55 am

(https://i.imgur.com/0J0plr2.png)

Insert the relevant details, slap on "Goodbye Cruel World" and you're set.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 10, 2019, 10:46:38 am
If you're so vague about what you're going to write just wait until Ctrl+Alt+Delete finally stops and crib whatever Tim Buckley writes in the last strip.
Spooks, August 10, 2019, 09:00:55 am

(https://i.imgur.com/0J0plr2.png)

Insert the relevant details, slap on "Goodbye Cruel World" and you're set.
GenesisAlwaysSucked, August 10, 2019, 09:15:01 am

.......is that an actual strip?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 10, 2019, 10:58:48 am
If you're so vague about what you're going to write just wait until Ctrl+Alt+Delete finally stops and crib whatever Tim Buckley writes in the last strip.
Spooks, August 10, 2019, 09:00:55 am

(https://i.imgur.com/0J0plr2.png)

Insert the relevant details, slap on "Goodbye Cruel World" and you're set.
GenesisAlwaysSucked, August 10, 2019, 09:15:01 am

.......is that an actual strip?
Lemon, August 10, 2019, 10:46:38 am
(https://cad-comic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cad-20051012-73ea5.x76493.jpg) (https://cad-comic.com/comic/an-open-letter-to-jack-thompson/)
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Post by: Lemon on August 10, 2019, 11:46:06 am
Fffffuck, and the full strip is even worse.

armed with his flapping gums of ridiculously low IQa human
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 10, 2019, 12:32:29 pm
Being a New Age journalist must be tiring. You have to constantly be on that binaural beat.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on August 10, 2019, 11:46:03 pm
Fffffuck, and the full strip is even worse.

armed with his flapping gums of ridiculously low IQa human
Lemon, August 10, 2019, 11:46:06 am

(https://i.imgur.com/mwaYW.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 11, 2019, 12:43:31 pm
food is a sometimes food
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 12, 2019, 02:16:36 am
Did Jack Thompson ever really do anything? As in, actually cause anything to change? Every gamer on the Internet in 2005 was obsessed with that guy.
Darkly, August 11, 2019, 08:29:22 pm

There's a fairly long portion of his wikipedia page (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(activist)) that's dedicated to his various legal acts regarding video games.  The only thing he managed to do on an official legal level appears to have been getting disbarred.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 12, 2019, 06:02:58 pm
Double post because it just occurred to me: has anyone ever looked into doing a doc on shaving communities? I used to know a guy who was crazy about (men's) shaving. He posted on a shaving reddit and would talk to you all day about the different kinds of razors and creams. It was slightly uncomfortable.

There’s probably a fetish community around it to, because of course there is.
Darkly, August 12, 2019, 05:37:46 pm

Would it be a shaving fetish doc where people get boners shaving/being shaved? Or in the flashlight direction, where people are just WAY too into picking the right animal hair for their shaving cream brush?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 12, 2019, 07:22:44 pm
Double post because it just occurred to me: has anyone ever looked into doing a doc on shaving communities? I used to know a guy who was crazy about (men's) shaving. He posted on a shaving reddit and would talk to you all day about the different kinds of razors and creams. It was slightly uncomfortable.

There’s probably a fetish community around it to, because of course there is.
Darkly, August 12, 2019, 05:37:46 pm

Would it be a shaving fetish doc where people get boners shaving/being shaved? Or in the flashlight direction, where people are just WAY too into picking the right animal hair for their shaving cream brush?
Bobguinary Novel, August 12, 2019, 06:02:58 pm
Both are out there and both have potential!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 12, 2019, 08:35:24 pm
Every few years I forget why exactly I hate smoking, buy a pack of cigarettes or a cigar and then promptly stub them out after I remember that I enjoy absolutely nothing about smoking.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 12, 2019, 10:22:56 pm
Smoking is Prometheus' gift of fire, stolen from the Divine, and by blasting cigs we honour his ancient sacrifice
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 13, 2019, 08:26:53 pm
John Cenobite
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Post by: Neal on August 14, 2019, 03:23:42 pm
Someone needs to edit together a GIF that starts with the space burial at the end of Star Trek 2 but cuts to the salmon tube.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 14, 2019, 04:43:19 pm
Boy, waiting for 8chan to go back up sure is boring. Anyone up for a game of "Settlers of QAnon"?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 14, 2019, 04:50:55 pm
“There should be less ‘Fela Kuti’ And more of my ‘Fellow Cuties’, in my opinion” ~ a good line for an anti-afrobeat Tumblr if anyone wants it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 14, 2019, 04:52:30 pm
“There should be less ‘Fela Kuti’ And more of my ‘Fellow Cuties’, in my opinion” ~ a good line for an anti-afrobeat Tumblr if anyone wants it
GirlKisser420, August 14, 2019, 04:50:55 pm
You're not no gentleman at all, no.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 14, 2019, 05:37:17 pm

You're not no gentleman at all, no.
A Meat, August 14, 2019, 04:52:30 pm

I just poisoned my ability to listen to fela kuti for this joke, I deserve better than this
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 16, 2019, 04:16:09 pm
all this talk about Jeffrey epstein's pedo ring and nobody is talking about woody allen's public pedo ring.........
It's in plain sight, in new york....yeah that's right, but it's on Soon-Yi Previn's finger!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 16, 2019, 04:37:29 pm
the freemasons really ought to step up their game, they got shown up by epstein's second rate outfit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 16, 2019, 06:35:51 pm
Uncomfortable Frown Posse
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Post by: Shell Game on August 16, 2019, 06:50:14 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275776567810981898/612070509080739850/610245151025266688.png)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 17, 2019, 09:54:40 am
 New Game + more like New Gamer Cross (and I always play carry)
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Post by: Mique on August 17, 2019, 11:07:39 am
The F Pit and Ball+
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Post by: A Meat on August 17, 2019, 12:15:42 pm
If you're writing a story and you have a vampire who's straight, you've fucked up, start over
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 17, 2019, 10:18:31 pm
white chocolate genocide now
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 18, 2019, 03:03:51 am
There Ghouls Down
Bullet for my Nick Valentine
My Chemtable Romance
LCK Soundsystem
Rad-X (which is Static-X and quite frankly I can't believe I have to stoop so low as to clarify this in a parenthetical)
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Post by: A Meat on August 18, 2019, 04:57:49 am
what are the minimum requirements to become a gopnik?
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Post by: Wrought on August 18, 2019, 02:14:17 pm
I'm just a normal guy who's incredibly defensive about capitalism despite being broke as fuck. My boss deserves to make more than I do and also spit into my open mouth, and yours does too. This is a normal thing to do and believe. I don't really know much about economics, but if someone who does criticizes our current economic system to any degree I'll make sure they feel as beaten down and broken as I do every single day of my hopeless miserable life
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Post by: cat_examiner on August 18, 2019, 07:01:08 pm
*googles something  i need to read in depth, perfect for a website, impossible to follow on youtube*

google and youtube: "hey buddy whatch these fifty videos on *thing* by noted youtuber _eathitlersass_
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 18, 2019, 07:02:49 pm
okay if you don't like my videos you don't have to subscribe but this is just petty
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on August 19, 2019, 09:40:03 pm
Little Seizures
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Post by: Eider Duck on August 20, 2019, 03:14:10 pm
Drivers that don't use their indicators when driving through roundabouts are twats and need a good slap
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 20, 2019, 09:44:07 pm
Craving a fight between people who say 'intent: it's not fucking magic' and people who believe magic is entirely composed of intention
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Post by: Shell Game on August 21, 2019, 02:21:48 am
I'm rapidly approaching the point where when telling people i like x music and them asking me "oh like what?" and saying i don't know any of their names, it's no longer me embarrassed about my music preferences and is mostly me intentionally frustrating people who are way too into x music.

Okay. Now repeat that in the mirror for a few minutes each night and it'll be true! You're a genius, Shell!!!
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 21, 2019, 02:30:34 am
‘Facesitting’ will be recognised as the funny sex act in 2020
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 21, 2019, 03:07:26 am
I'm rapidly approaching the point where when telling people i like x music and them asking me "oh like what?" and saying i don't know any of their names, it's no longer me embarrassed about my music preferences and is mostly me intentionally frustrating people who are way too into x music.

Okay. Now repeat that in the mirror for a few minutes each night and it'll be true! You're a genius, Shell!!!
Shell Game, August 21, 2019, 02:21:48 am
I mean, there's Dan, and there's Dan and there's Marty on the drums and there's John and also John
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Post by: Wrought on August 21, 2019, 09:06:33 am
Tooths Headgear
Truths Braingear
Sleuths Clueshere
Dudes Chugbeer
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Post by: Mique on August 21, 2019, 08:00:03 pm
No, child left behind!
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Post by: Turtle on August 21, 2019, 10:19:03 pm
Skatland.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 21, 2019, 11:18:37 pm
I was a voice actor in death stranding. I played the role of Dick Suckman.
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Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on August 22, 2019, 03:34:42 am
I wonder if everyone else gets as anxious as I do when they get a call from an unknown number.
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Post by: A Meat on August 22, 2019, 03:37:02 am
I wonder if everyone else gets as anxious as I do when they get a call from an unknown number.
GenesisAlwaysSucked, August 22, 2019, 03:34:42 am
don't know about everybody else, but a phone ringing used to trigger my fight or flight mechanism in the same way an air raid siren does

now I just never answer the phone unless it's a number I know or I know I'm waiting for a call
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 22, 2019, 10:48:19 pm
Chicken milk.
Eugh.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 23, 2019, 08:22:48 am
I very much enjoy the music of Taylor Swift, except her lead singles which have tended to be shit.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 23, 2019, 10:54:55 am
Introducing The Retina Revue, a band composed of ophthalmologists, playing their number one hit "Gotta Keep Em Dilated"
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 23, 2019, 03:19:47 pm
I did not have textual relations with that woman.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 23, 2019, 06:17:14 pm
You could say I'm a male feminist, yeah, I am a pretty big admirer of Simone de Beauvoir, given how much I love sucking Jean-Paul Sartre's cock with every sentence that I post Online.
 
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr. on August 23, 2019, 07:24:15 pm
Is everyone a dumb bitch, or is it just me?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 24, 2019, 07:17:53 am
Whoever invented Sichuan food was a huge dumbass. Let’s just put a billion chillies in this oil, and then instead of taking some out, just put in put some pepper that makes your mouth numb. You’re not allowed to use any vegetables that aren’t chilli unless you’re putting spring onions on top
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Post by: Sovereign on August 24, 2019, 01:38:17 pm
Kinky stories to tell in the dark
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 24, 2019, 01:48:13 pm
Kinky stories to tell in the dark
Sovereign, August 24, 2019, 01:38:17 pm

Hey baby did you ever hear the story about the beast with two backs?
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Post by: Baldr on August 24, 2019, 02:38:52 pm
Let’s just put a billion chillies in this oil, and then instead of taking some out, just put in put some pepper that makes your mouth numb. You’re not allowed to use any vegetables that aren’t chilli unless you’re putting spring onions on top
GirlKisser420, August 24, 2019, 07:17:53 am
This post is making me hungry.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 24, 2019, 04:40:27 pm
[reply guy from an alternate universe voice] hey girl wanna blockbuster and splork?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 24, 2019, 04:43:28 pm
Let’s just put a billion chillies in this oil, and then instead of taking some out, just put in put some pepper that makes your mouth numb. You’re not allowed to use any vegetables that aren’t chilli unless you’re putting spring onions on top
GirlKisser420, August 24, 2019, 07:17:53 am
This post is making me hungry.
Baldr, August 24, 2019, 02:38:52 pm

I love Sichuan food too but my brain got a worm in it
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Post by: krytton on August 24, 2019, 08:35:15 pm
lorde's royals but for disney movies
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Post by: Oats on August 24, 2019, 11:50:04 pm
You've heard of Monopoly Socialism Edition, now get ready for Communist Tetris
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Post by: krytton on August 25, 2019, 08:50:36 pm
ready to monetize my posts
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Post by: Shell Game on August 26, 2019, 02:20:22 am
ready to monetize my posts
krytton, August 25, 2019, 08:50:36 pm
You'll have to beat out Frank West, bulbionaire. You think you got what it takes?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 26, 2019, 02:36:26 am
Close proximity between the last time I had sex and when I started thinking samurai kicked ass. Not gonna look into this.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 26, 2019, 03:01:46 pm
David Bowie - Memory Of A Fyre Festival
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 26, 2019, 03:08:27 pm
The Internet: A Great Place for Peoples Ideas About Communism!
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Post by: Shell Game on August 26, 2019, 03:12:03 pm
Someone wrote sex ≠ gender on their application when responding to the Gender Male/Female question and my heart grew three sizes this day.
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Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on August 26, 2019, 03:44:02 pm
The letter C is completely pointless. It only makes the sound of other letters, and makes the language harder for people.
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Post by: Wrought on August 26, 2019, 04:15:07 pm
If we took out everything that made english stupid and inconsistent and impossible to learn there wouldn't be anything left
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Post by: Mique on August 26, 2019, 05:33:32 pm
The letter C is completely pointless. It only makes the sound of other letters, and makes the language harder for people.
Chupasaurus-Rex, August 26, 2019, 03:44:02 pm

Ch
Check chair cheese beach pitch bench stretch et chetera.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 27, 2019, 03:00:09 am
Th, ch and sh should be new letters. It’s bullshit they get Letter Combos
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Post by: krytton on August 27, 2019, 06:40:40 am
bring back Þ!
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 27, 2019, 06:53:17 am
That would totally screw up my scrabble strategy.
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Post by: A Meat on August 27, 2019, 07:53:15 am
let's just switch to the slovak extended latin alphabet, much easier

(https://www.omniglot.com/images/writing/slovak.gif)
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 27, 2019, 08:24:32 am
bring back Þ!
krytton, August 27, 2019, 06:40:40 am

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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 27, 2019, 04:44:54 pm
When you're 16 you lust after fancy expensive cars, which is normal. Its really a waste to get into tuning and car culture though, because by the time you're 30 all the cool features you were drooling over are in last years economy sedan.
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Post by: A Meat on August 27, 2019, 05:00:21 pm
In rpgs you always have all these elements attacks and magic can be, and often "wind" is an element that is different from physical, which is bullshit, not to mention earth also just being physical, and water is also sometimes just being physically pummeled by water.

It's all bullshit, the only real elements that can realistically be wielded are physical, thermal, electromagnetic, and chemical(or redox or something)
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 28, 2019, 01:08:20 am
smiling imagining if marvel did an anti trump movie like if they just had one movie where a villian was exactly like trump and everything and then the DC movie universe did a pro maga movie so all the people on twitter who have names like LauraMAGAmom just started tweeting about batman all the time
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 28, 2019, 01:25:40 am
In rpgs you always have all these elements attacks and magic can be, and often "wind" is an element that is different from physical, which is bullshit, not to mention earth also just being physical, and water is also sometimes just being physically pummeled by water.

It's all bullshit, the only real elements that can realistically be wielded are physical, thermal, electromagnetic, and chemical(or redox or something)
A Meat, August 27, 2019, 05:00:21 pm

im a weak nuclear force bender
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 28, 2019, 02:44:22 am
In rpgs you always have all these elements attacks and magic can be, and often "wind" is an element that is different from physical, which is bullshit, not to mention earth also just being physical, and water is also sometimes just being physically pummeled by water.

It's all bullshit, the only real elements that can realistically be wielded are physical, thermal, electromagnetic, and chemical(or redox or something)
A Meat, August 27, 2019, 05:00:21 pm

If I do an iajutsu strike with my ‘katana’ (Japanese sword) that’s perfect enough to send a slice of air at people it’s not a physical attack. It has nothing to do with physics.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on August 28, 2019, 04:10:39 am
There are two main reasons Superman is not circumcized. The first is that his kryptonian parents weren't part of any religion which would mandate or encourage this. I googled religion on krypton and it doesn't look like Raoism, the worship of the kryptonian sun god, involves any sort of commitment to celibacy, so there would most likely not be any stigma against sexuality on krypton, and since circumcision first caught on as a way to make sure the baby wouldn't masturbate when it grew up, there is no reason to assume that Superman was circumcised on krypton. Likewise, there is no way to assume that either ma and pa kent or normal earth doctors, without kryptonite to help weaken baby superman, would be able to circumcise his invincible baby penis. Unless Superman decided later in life to circumcize himself with the aide of a doctor or mohel and some kryptonite, there is no reason to assume that the Last Son of Krypton has no foreskin
Wrought, August 04, 2019, 11:55:05 am

Delighted I got an earnest response full of effort. You even took the opposing view. Thanks man. 

You're certainly right pre-crisis. As far as I know post-crisis, it took him several  years to bank enough yellow sun radiation in his power reserves to get very tough skin,  which is why the Kents' pediatrician didn't notice anything weird about baby Clark, since Johnathan and Martha aren't anti-vaxxers.

Since they're Protestants of some kind (I think I remember reading they were either Presbyterians or Episcopaleans, but can't find confirmation) they'd circumcise baby Clark like any other American so he wouldn't get bullied in the locker room when he grew up. 

While his powers let him heal from wounds quickly and raise himself from the brink of death after prolonged periods of dormancy, they don't, as far as I know, let him grow anything back. If doomsday had ripped off his arm or poked out his eye, it wouldn't have grown back,  so his foreskin shouldn't be any different.

I'm kind of surprised Lex tracking down Clark's foreskin to make evil cock clones of him wasn't an arc on "Smallville."
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Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on August 28, 2019, 06:29:04 am
If we took out everything that made english stupid and inconsistent and impossible to learn there wouldn't be anything left
Wrought, August 26, 2019, 04:15:07 pm

Maybe, but we could make logical changes so everything was consistent. Like France did with French in the 17th century with the Académie française.

Okay, Shupasaurus-Rex
Darkly, August 26, 2019, 06:55:36 pm
   
Not based on an English word. It was lifted from Chupacabra

Ch
Check chair cheese beach pitch bench stretch et chetera.
Mique, August 26, 2019, 05:33:32 pm

I see what you did there, but those are not the C actually doing the work by itself, they are digraphs and consonant clusters. Along the lines of what Girlkisser420 said, we could either create letters to replace the digraphs that we already have or just use one of the two letters that have actual value to take their place. Kheck, khair, kheese, et setera.

That would totally screw up my scrabble strategy.
boooo566, August 27, 2019, 06:53:17 am

My Skrabble strategy would be mangled too, but we kould look forward to having more k's and s's in the bag. Which I am all for.

Editing a living language is a fun thought exercise, but like the topic is named, pointless.

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Post by: A Meat on August 28, 2019, 07:29:09 am
waj dont wi dʒəst jus ðə ɪntərnæʃənəl fənɛtɪk ælfəbɛt, wət kʊd pasəbli go rɔŋ
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 28, 2019, 09:01:17 am
smiling imagining if marvel did an anti trump movie like if they just had one movie where a villian was exactly like trumpchai tea latte, August 28, 2019, 01:08:20 am
(https://www.denverpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/comics-nazis-04b61702-838d-11e7-b359-15a3617c767b.jpg?w=620)
They done did it,
and then the DC movie universe did a pro maga movie so all the people on twitter who have names like LauraMAGAmom just started tweeting about batman all the time
chai tea latte, August 28, 2019, 01:08:20 am
(https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2017/06/70be0717dc7fc792-600x338.jpg)
It done happened.

Edit: change photograph from DC's murderous fascist superman to murderous fascist batman.
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Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on August 28, 2019, 10:04:10 am
waj dont wi dʒəst jus ðə ɪntərnæʃənəl fənɛtɪk ælfəbɛt, wət kʊd pasəbli go rɔŋ
A Meat, August 28, 2019, 07:29:09 am
                                 [bowler]
We totally could. [monocle] And it would objectively make things easier.
                               
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 28, 2019, 11:02:57 am
pharaoh, log my users out
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Post by: Wrought on August 28, 2019, 03:13:03 pm
decided it's about time i start actually trying to learn korean again. picked it up on duolingo, doing the daily lessons. did okay for a bit. eventually i got annoyed that i would have to do it every day to keep my streak going so now instead of actually doing any new lessons i grind the first alphabet lesson every day so that my streak doesn't drop because it's the shortest one. this is indicative of how i do literally everything in my life by the way
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 28, 2019, 07:32:48 pm
"Blood and semen" has the same rhythm as "Mormon Jesus"

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Post by: Sovereign on August 29, 2019, 02:41:55 am
Apology videos are just mukbangs of people eating their words
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 31, 2019, 09:07:44 am
James Jorts
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Post by: Shigan on August 31, 2019, 03:40:33 pm
Did you know that Deltarune is an anagram for Voldemort
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Post by: ikaribattousai on August 31, 2019, 06:03:08 pm
If they didn't come out with a new version of the Joker every couple years, how would internet shit lords ever have a chance to update their profile pictures?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 31, 2019, 09:56:54 pm
Even though Nicolas Cage isn’t in it, Heat is a Nicolas Cage movie because all the actors work in his style.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 31, 2019, 10:39:08 pm
Has Willy Wonka had sex?
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Post by: cat_examiner on August 31, 2019, 10:58:09 pm
Has Willy Wonka had sex?
GirlKisser420, August 31, 2019, 10:39:08 pm

he goes wonka wonka when he nutts dont deny my headcanon
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 01, 2019, 12:07:31 am
Sunburn is starting to peel and I wish humans shed like snakes. Like how creepily satisfying would it be to shuck off the ol' epidermis once a year
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 01, 2019, 12:47:21 am
Untapped Pizza Opportunities: Szechuan, marinara, English Roast, Vindaloo, Katsu Curry
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Post by: Wrought on September 01, 2019, 09:27:30 am
Untapped Pizza Opportunities: Szechuan, marinara, English Roast, Vindaloo, Katsu Curry
GirlKisser420, September 01, 2019, 12:47:21 am
Sour Cream Glazed
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Post by: Cheapskate on September 01, 2019, 03:23:51 pm
Has Willy Wonka had sex?
GirlKisser420, August 31, 2019, 10:39:08 pm

Inflation fetishists have filled in this backstory.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 01, 2019, 09:28:55 pm
Today was good, time to listen to Fun House
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Post by: Turtle on September 01, 2019, 11:03:05 pm
HAPPY LABOR DAY!
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 02, 2019, 12:05:13 am
HAPPY LABOR DAY!
Turtle, September 01, 2019, 11:03:05 pm

Honoring labor day by not going anywhere and buying anything fuck you capitalism for making people work in this day GO UNIONS
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 02, 2019, 03:33:15 pm
Old 'Mac' Donald had a port,
I/O, I/O, Auth
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Post by: Yavuz on September 02, 2019, 10:35:05 pm
I can not and will not take seriously anyone who treats memes like anything but dumb nonsense.
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Post by: Ashto on September 03, 2019, 10:03:31 am
(https://i.imgur.com/bULslV0.jpg)

Also,

(https://i.imgur.com/2Uhi8Ek.jpg)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 04, 2019, 03:05:07 am
It would kick ass to get the boys together and go restore the rightful king to the throne
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Post by: Shell Game on September 04, 2019, 09:09:56 am
It would kick ass to get the boys together and go restore the rightful king to the throne
GirlKisser420, September 04, 2019, 03:05:07 am
I'm excited for you and the boys to be back in town.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 04, 2019, 10:37:58 am
Today is the day I regret not buying that gently used George Foreman grill.
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Post by: Oats on September 04, 2019, 11:24:49 am
Today is the day I regret not buying that gently used George Foreman grill.
Dr. Buttplug, September 04, 2019, 10:37:58 am

Can't wait to cook up some chicken in my gently used George Foreman grill tonight
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Post by: Wrought on September 04, 2019, 12:01:00 pm
*counting my dollar bills I made off of selling my gently used George Foreman grill*
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 04, 2019, 12:03:26 pm
You can probably still pick up a gently used George Foreman
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 04, 2019, 12:09:38 pm
I own two gently used George foremans but your thing is cool too, I guess, sort of anyway
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 04, 2019, 05:21:55 pm
I have a killer new gym routine, it's called the Mandlebro set, you do zn+1 = zn2 + c squats until you fucking die, no reps needed shit is cash
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Post by: Pavlova on September 04, 2019, 10:40:03 pm
IT 2 is great.

The amount of clownfuckers i've seen on the internet since I saw IT 2 is not great.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 05, 2019, 03:37:20 am
I hate IT because the scary clown fuckers are less interesting than the goofy clown fuckers.
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Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on September 05, 2019, 06:30:30 pm
What if: A history-themed restaurant that serves Saladin Salad and Hapsburg-ers?
Gyro, April 21, 2016, 08:33:05 am

When is the next season of Shark Tank? I think you got this on lock.

Also. What if increasing layers increases crispiness? (Not my own, but from a Youtube video I saw and it got me.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 05, 2019, 11:17:49 pm
The yakisoba I made wasn't great, but my arm smells delicious. Wok hei perfume
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Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on September 06, 2019, 01:24:06 am
The biggest decision I've made in recent history came as a result of rolling a fake d20 on Discord. Cool life
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on September 07, 2019, 08:31:37 am
Caramelldansen ska cover
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Post by: A Meat on September 07, 2019, 09:12:31 am
Chipp ZANU-PF
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 07, 2019, 01:02:22 pm
Never cut a gordian horse in the mouth.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 07, 2019, 03:24:21 pm
End the war on drugs start the war on CBD
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Post by: Shell Game on September 08, 2019, 02:54:13 am
I spent the majority of today not knowing what time it is. If it weren't dark out I'd swear it was 4pm.
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Post by: A Meat on September 08, 2019, 04:12:05 pm
Never cut a gordian horse in the mouth.
Spooks, September 07, 2019, 01:02:22 pm
Bad Dragon really ought to have a dog dick called Gordian
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on September 08, 2019, 06:15:17 pm
Never cut a gordian horse in the mouth.
Spooks, September 07, 2019, 01:02:22 pm
Bad Dragon really ought to have a dog dick called Gordian
A Meat, September 08, 2019, 04:12:05 pm
Gordon Ramsey’s dildo factory nightmares
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Post by: Shell Game on September 09, 2019, 09:58:29 am
I'm looking around on the bus and realizing everyone's arms are really short.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 09, 2019, 02:33:41 pm
I'm looking around on the bus and realizing everyone's arms are really short.
Shell Game, September 09, 2019, 09:58:29 am

You gotta stop boarding the t-rex bus shell, one day they're gonna suss out your inflatable raptor costume
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 09, 2019, 03:13:10 pm
Thesis: Jerry Garcia Band
Antithesis: Jerry's Kids
Synthesis: a band designed to piss off as many people as possible
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 09, 2019, 08:52:31 pm
There's no difference between Escape (The Pina Colada Song) and Babushka by Kate Bush
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Post by: Turtle on September 10, 2019, 10:00:54 am
There's no difference between Escape (The Pina Colada Song) and Escape (The Sonic the Hedgehog Song)
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 10, 2019, 10:07:29 am
There's no difference between Escape (The Pina Colada Song) and Escape (The Sonic the Hedgehog Song)
Turtle, September 10, 2019, 10:00:54 am
Holy shit you are correct
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Post by: Shell Game on September 10, 2019, 11:08:13 am
There's no difference between Escape (The Pina Colada Song) and Babushka by Kate Bush
AgentCoop, September 09, 2019, 08:52:31 pm
Don't let Turtle get you down. You're right.
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Post by: Shell Game on September 10, 2019, 11:08:42 am
There's no difference between Escape (The Pina Colada Song) and Escape (The Sonic the Hedgehog Song)
Turtle, September 10, 2019, 10:00:54 am
Don't let Agent Coop fool you. You're right.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 10, 2019, 05:51:40 pm
Why was there a Donkey Kong animated series with musical segments but not a Sonic the Hedgehog animated series with musical segments?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 10, 2019, 07:19:09 pm
Why was there a Donkey Kong animated series with musical segments but not a Sonic the Hedgehog animated series with musical segments?
Salubrious Rex, September 10, 2019, 05:51:40 pm
Does this count?
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 11, 2019, 12:02:00 pm
Your Brexit Is Not My Brexit But Your Brexit Is Okay
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 11, 2019, 12:06:13 pm
Why was there a Donkey Kong animated series with musical segments but not a Sonic the Hedgehog animated series with musical segments?
Salubrious Rex, September 10, 2019, 05:51:40 pm

Does this count?
Shell Game, September 10, 2019, 07:19:09 pm


More importantly, does this?
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 11, 2019, 03:08:52 pm
A child opens a present on Christmas day 2045. All that is inside the large box is a series of letters and numbers written on a card.

"What is this? A code?"

Her father smiles knowingly and tells her to try it out. She goes to her headset, holodeck and even the neglected old game box. As she's frantically re-reading the code the mother asks the father in a whisper

 "what is the code for dear?"

He answers with that same knowing smile,

"Nothing that i know of, i pulled it from a random number generator. When she gets tired of trying it ill get her something for that headset, since now I know it'sher favorite."
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 11, 2019, 03:48:06 pm
I sold my cyberwatch link to get you an e-comb
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Post by: Mique on September 11, 2019, 05:12:09 pm
I would let each and every one of you take a bullet for me.
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on September 12, 2019, 11:19:31 am
Fatty John Arbuckle
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 12, 2019, 12:40:55 pm
I would let each and every one of you take a bullet for me.
Mique, September 11, 2019, 05:12:09 pm

Well my tombstone reads "Wish You Were Here", so we're all even.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 12, 2019, 12:44:30 pm
i'll take a bullet for you mique. also any of the rest of you. hmu.
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Post by: Oats on September 12, 2019, 10:10:31 pm
So we're like, planning a giant bullet heist then got it
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 12, 2019, 10:17:48 pm
Bold new plan to replace the -1 rep slap button with irl premeditated murder

earn the right to continue to make bad posts
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 12, 2019, 11:26:23 pm
earn the right to continue to make bad posts
chai tea latte, September 12, 2019, 10:17:48 pm
Some of you have been in this fight for a day. I have been in this fight all my life!
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Post by: Schumin Capote on September 13, 2019, 02:40:22 am
My youth was wasted on cargo pants.
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Post by: A Meat on September 13, 2019, 02:42:15 am
My youth was wasted on cargo pants.
Schumin Capote, September 13, 2019, 02:40:22 am
My cargo pants were wasted on youth
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 13, 2019, 07:19:52 am
Baby make your booty go

(https://i.imgur.com/14COhR2.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/14COhR2.jpg)    (https://i.imgur.com/14COhR2.jpg)    (https://i.imgur.com/14COhR2.jpg)    (https://i.imgur.com/14COhR2.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/14COhR2.jpg)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 13, 2019, 12:42:26 pm
When you think about it, the item listings on Alibaba, Ebay and Amazon can be seen as the world's biggest, most avant-garde distributed network thesaurus.
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Post by: Shell Game on September 13, 2019, 01:19:57 pm
I'm gonna get a sleeping mask. My doctor told me to months ago to help me sleep. Better late than never?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 13, 2019, 05:00:28 pm
CPAPS are frustrating, but after a week or two you're surprisingly well rested
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Post by: Shell Game on September 13, 2019, 05:39:46 pm
CPAPS are frustrating, but after a week or two you're surprisingly well rested
Bobguinary Novel, September 13, 2019, 05:00:28 pm
OOPS SORRY. Meant for my eyes. Ha... light gets through my eyelids and it wakes  me up apparently
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on September 13, 2019, 09:41:50 pm
10 KISS sucks and if you like KISS you suck too and everyone who likes KISS should be thrown in a really deep hole with all the members of KISS forever and the world would be a better place if there was a law that shitty cover bands aren’t allowed to cover KISS because

20 go to 10
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 14, 2019, 02:28:06 am
What would happen if you had a birthday cake in the shape of a monkey paw? And you put a candle on each finger
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 14, 2019, 07:11:16 am
The word "baby" has fully turned into a filler word to use in song lyrics for me. If I ever hear my SO use "baby" as a pet name, I'm going to retch.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 14, 2019, 02:17:53 pm
throw me in the kiss hole victor
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 14, 2019, 07:14:38 pm
CPAPS are frustrating, but after a week or two you're surprisingly well rested
Bobguinary Novel, September 13, 2019, 05:00:28 pm
OOPS SORRY. Meant for my eyes. Ha... light gets through my eyelids and it wakes  me up apparently
Shell Game, September 13, 2019, 05:39:46 pm
hell yes queen I love mine you'll love yours
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 15, 2019, 11:27:36 am
People really just goin on twitter to post whatever pops in their brains, huh?
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Post by: Shell Game on September 15, 2019, 02:44:55 pm
People really just goin on twitter to post whatever pops in their brains, huh?
AgentCoop, September 15, 2019, 11:27:36 am
yup.

when you think about it it's kind of a completely pointless thought of the day thread but it's a feed instead
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 15, 2019, 02:49:34 pm
People really just goin on twitter to post whatever pops in their brains, huh?
AgentCoop, September 15, 2019, 11:27:36 am
yup.

when you think about it it's kind of a completely pointless thought of the day thread but it's a feed instead
Shell Game, September 15, 2019, 02:44:55 pm
This post was about seeing weird kink/fetish "discourse" as soon as I opened up twitter, luckily nobody has posted anything of that nature here except in mockery.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 15, 2019, 02:56:27 pm
People really just goin on twitter to post whatever pops in their brains, huh?
AgentCoop, September 15, 2019, 11:27:36 am
yup.

when you think about it it's kind of a completely pointless thought of the day thread but it's a feed instead
Shell Game, September 15, 2019, 02:44:55 pm
This post was about seeing weird kink/fetish "discourse" as soon as I opened up twitter, luckily nobody has posted anything of that nature here except in mockery.
AgentCoop, September 15, 2019, 02:49:34 pm
I mean, I have always advocated Lemon buying Twitter and running it like ballp.it. He won't for some reason! (also condolences. kink/fetish "discourse" is some of the most insufferable.)
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on September 15, 2019, 03:05:41 pm
People really just goin on twitter to post whatever pops in their brains, huh?
AgentCoop, September 15, 2019, 11:27:36 am
yup.

when you think about it it's kind of a completely pointless thought of the day thread but it's a feed instead
Shell Game, September 15, 2019, 02:44:55 pm
This post was about seeing weird kink/fetish "discourse" as soon as I opened up twitter, luckily nobody has posted anything of that nature here except in mockery.
AgentCoop, September 15, 2019, 02:49:34 pm
I mean, I have always advocated Lemon buying Twitter and running it like ballp.it. He won't for some reason! (also condolences. kink/fetish "discourse" is some of the most insufferable.)
Shell Game, September 15, 2019, 02:56:27 pm

Oh he will, he just needs Yahoo to buy it first.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 15, 2019, 03:55:42 pm
Songs about love, loss, life: wack, lame, don't teach you how to commit crime

Me And My Uncle: Very cool, teaches you to care for your horses, win card games, and kill your uncle for a greater share of the gold you stole from a bunch of cowboys
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Post by: Penultimatum on September 15, 2019, 06:41:34 pm
A woman needs a man like a taur needs a motorcycle
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 16, 2019, 06:47:15 pm
People talk shit on reddit (for good reason as evidenced by several fplus episodes,) but its not like tumblr is comin through with those illegal sports streaming links
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Post by: Wrought on September 16, 2019, 07:11:19 pm
They have different kinds of illegal streams linked on tumblr
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 16, 2019, 07:23:21 pm
I thought they got rid of those
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Post by: Schumin Capote on September 17, 2019, 04:39:25 am
Given Richard Stallman's propensity for eating things off of his feet, you'd think he could at least keep them in his mouth.

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Post by: Lemon on September 17, 2019, 09:55:49 am
Markdown is good, but I have one complaint: *this* should be bold and _this_ should be italic.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 17, 2019, 07:06:51 pm
Life is paced like a reverse podcast where most of it is Moneyzone and you break it up with 10 minutes talking about media you consume
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 17, 2019, 07:09:45 pm
I like that because if you're living your coolest and your best podcast you can be like "and now a word about my sponsor -- my boss" and then you shit talk that capitalist piece of shit pretty much the entire time through,,,

and he still pays ya in the end :)))
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Post by: Wrought on September 18, 2019, 09:09:42 pm
If I made a movie itd be about someone having to raise money to afford surgery for their mom, and whenever the mom was on screen she would be constantly violently coughing and sitting in an armchair. At the end of the movie they all have a big dance party and the mom gets up out of the chair and takes off her knee brace and dances around while coughing violently
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Post by: krytton on September 18, 2019, 09:57:25 pm
the word "cummies" has been stressing me out
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on September 18, 2019, 10:51:03 pm
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cummie#English
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Post by: Yavuz on September 19, 2019, 12:19:56 am
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cummie#English
ClaraTinSoldier, September 18, 2019, 10:51:03 pm

the quotations section is, uh, something
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Post by: Mique on September 19, 2019, 12:55:12 am
You know that whole, "where are my glasses? Oh, they're on my face" thing that happens sometimes?

Well, similar to that, I have moments where I go, "why is this song stuck in my head? Oh, I'm listening to it right now."
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 19, 2019, 02:53:12 pm
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH LOOKS LIKE PEWDIEPIE IN FOUR LIONS PASS IT ON

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bbsYIN3oVBg/maxresdefault.jpg)
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Post by: Sovereign on September 19, 2019, 06:40:47 pm
The ability to hear the Halo shield recharge sound every time the enamel of my teeth recover from being brushed or drinking something acidic.
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Post by: krytton on September 19, 2019, 09:16:10 pm
starting a patreon but instead of money you give me bulbs. in return you get early access to my awful posts, like this one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 19, 2019, 09:52:14 pm
starting a patreon but instead of money you give me bulbs. in return you get early access to my awful posts, like this one.
krytton, September 19, 2019, 09:16:10 pm
where am I too sign up?
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Post by: Shell Game on September 20, 2019, 12:40:43 am
starting a patreon but instead of money you give me bulbs. in return you get early access to my awful posts, like this one.
krytton, September 19, 2019, 09:16:10 pm
You motherfucker. You trying to muscle in on Frank West's turf?! Well Mr. West is feeling generous today, and is willing to let you set up shop provided you agree to the 75% bulb tax. I'd say yes. Mr. West doesn't feel generous too often...
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 20, 2019, 02:00:31 am
Pride Flag for Males who eat pussy
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Post by: Wrought on September 20, 2019, 10:06:15 pm
Waiting in excitement for the day when someone new signs up for a ballpit account and decides to open a politics thread
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 21, 2019, 05:37:23 am
Life is a Perishable Good.
[bong noises]
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Post by: Shell Game on September 21, 2019, 08:34:03 am
Waiting in excitement for the day when someone new signs up for a ballpit account and decides to open a politics thread
Wrought, September 20, 2019, 10:06:15 pm
You joke, but we might get another one of these (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1991.0) and subsequently another one of these. (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1995.0)
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Post by: Wrought on September 21, 2019, 04:28:36 pm
Bizarro F Plus where it's a bunch of fetishists, obsessive nerds, and furries reading totally innocuous facebook posts
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Post by: A Meat on September 21, 2019, 05:14:24 pm
there must be real congestion at the pearly gates nowadays, it's so much easier to sin inconsequentially than it used to.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 22, 2019, 04:53:26 am
there must be real congestion at the pearly gates nowadays, it's so much easier to sin inconsequentially than it used to.
A Meat, September 21, 2019, 05:14:24 pm

Oh shit The Good Place is almost back! Thanks for the reminder.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 22, 2019, 09:55:23 pm
Skunks are cool if you think about it. I've read a lot of monster manuels but I've seen very few creatures that retaliate by spraying nauseous effluvium.
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Post by: Neal on September 22, 2019, 11:20:46 pm
I love that sometimes you click in a browser URL bar and it highlights the whole address and you can type over it, and other times it just puts the cursor and the end and puts what you type after the address that's always there, and there's no way to predict which one is going to happen at any given instance.
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Post by: Neal on September 22, 2019, 11:21:55 pm
Skunks are cool if you think about it. I've read a lot of monster manuels but I've seen very few creatures that retaliate by spraying nauseous effluvium.
Dr. Buttplug, September 22, 2019, 09:55:23 pm

BEHOLD THE BONNACON (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonnacon)
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Post by: A Meat on September 23, 2019, 03:54:39 am
working on my magnum opus: a comprehensive ranking of fruit by eroticism
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 23, 2019, 07:32:41 am
Ooh Daddy Renner show me your bad fall clothing collection on Amazon dot com.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 23, 2019, 08:48:03 am
Titus Andronicus really out here like "we are the best rock band of the last 15 years" and i oop
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 23, 2019, 01:12:59 pm
It is time for us meme peasants to take up arm and overthrow the memelords.
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Post by: Shell Game on September 23, 2019, 02:25:42 pm
Why was pig latin such a big thing in pop culture? Was it because of the Three Stooges? Even cereal commercials (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSp3eHDYAx8) in the 60s were in pig latin. Or I guess another question is, why did it fall out of fashion?
Darkly, September 23, 2019, 02:17:39 pm
Someone ix-nayed the ig-pay atin-lay, I guess.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 23, 2019, 08:51:42 pm
Forbidden fungus is a lot more fun than forbidden fruit.
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Post by: Shell Game on September 24, 2019, 12:05:49 pm
Wondering about Wrought and his endless supply of razor heads that don't fit his razor.
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Post by: Wrought on September 24, 2019, 12:30:52 pm
I'm down to two now. I eventually told my mom about it and she said "are you sure you don't want to use a knife instead? or a grinder or something?"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 24, 2019, 02:12:25 pm
I'm down to two now. I eventually told my mom about it and she said "are you sure you don't want to use a knife instead? or a grinder or something?"
Wrought, September 24, 2019, 12:30:52 pm
Your mother is a hero.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 25, 2019, 02:19:29 am
There needs to be a Weedsport to watch while while high instead of all the Beersport
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 25, 2019, 03:30:52 pm
Is this website a safe place? Follow-up question: How many of you have heard Stone Temple Pilots 90s alt-radio hit Plush?
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Post by: A Meat on September 25, 2019, 03:57:58 pm
They should sell regular playing cards in booster packs like they do tcg cards
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 25, 2019, 04:00:24 pm
Unpacking Limited Edition Foil Ace of Spades [REAL?!?!?]
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Post by: Shell Game on September 25, 2019, 05:41:42 pm
Unpacking Limited Edition Foil Ace of Spades [REAL?!?!?]
Wrought, September 25, 2019, 04:00:24 pm
you selling?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 25, 2019, 05:48:50 pm
Starting to ‘get’ johnofe more after imagining how norbert would contort his vowels when his prostate gets stimulated
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on September 26, 2019, 06:41:40 am
Thy rod (points to schlong)  and  thy staff (points to  schlong), they comfort me.
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Post by: krytton on September 26, 2019, 08:22:32 am
recently learned about people who store things in the oven
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 26, 2019, 10:01:17 am
Thomas The Tank Egirl
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Post by: Shell Game on September 26, 2019, 10:16:49 am
America died when we banned Carmen Sandiego from our schools.
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Post by: krytton on September 27, 2019, 12:01:49 am
horror movie idea: Ridley Scott's Aliebn
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 27, 2019, 09:24:14 am
Shittin On The Zoom Call (Did I Mute Myself?)
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 27, 2019, 10:23:44 am
Can't wait for Temple Of The Dog - Hunger Strike/Arlo Guthrie - Alice's Restaurant season to start (Oct 23)
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Post by: Mique on September 27, 2019, 11:40:21 am
The Huey, Dewey, and Louie decimal system.
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Post by: Wrought on September 27, 2019, 01:20:57 pm
Git along, little bloggy
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Post by: Turtle on September 27, 2019, 09:38:44 pm
Money Rules Everything Around Me
M.R.E.A.M
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 27, 2019, 11:53:07 pm
I really need to get around to getting more Demetri Martin in my life.
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Post by: krytton on September 28, 2019, 12:09:54 am
rip in peace krytton, who read a thinkpiece about the upcoming joker movie and became too woke for the good of the human race. please talk to your family about thinkpieces today
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 29, 2019, 06:55:00 am
There's something about an all nighter that during the next day you're just so cold
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Post by: Mique on September 29, 2019, 11:13:36 am
There's something about an all nighter that during the next day you're just so cold
Bobguinary Novel, September 29, 2019, 06:55:00 am

Your body relies on sleep to help regulate body temperature. You experience a significant drop in body temperature while you sleep, but if you don't sleep then your brain messes up the cycle and you might start to feel really cold while awake.

I don't know the specifics, but it's something like that at least. No sleep = screwy body/brain things.
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Post by: Baldr on September 29, 2019, 03:08:16 pm
Your hypothalamus regulates body temperature.  It also partially regulates sleep and appetite.  A lot of research has been done on sleep deprivation, because military funding is vast and soldiers regularly experience it.  In every sleep deprivation paper I've read that measured body temperature, it caused a drop.  It also causes people to shove everything that is edible into their mouths.

I'm going to preface this by saying that I think evolutionary psychology is generally stupid, but maybe almost all of your ancestors evolved in an environment where they didn't have the option of remaining alert after the sun set.  Don't mess with your sleep cycle.  This is coming from someone who used to regularly pull all-nighters in graduate school and hasn't in almost a decade.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 29, 2019, 07:53:51 pm
Bookies Not Bombs
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Post by: Turtle on September 30, 2019, 02:57:34 pm
Tattoo of the Hatchetman except the head has been replaced by Rick. Pickle alt. version? Will have to test it with our focus tribes.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 30, 2019, 04:11:00 pm
Anyone want to read koans with me?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 30, 2019, 10:05:04 pm
Mukbang but the streamer is eating a depression meal
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Post by: krytton on October 01, 2019, 03:26:25 am
every meal is a depression meal with mukbang
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 01, 2019, 10:55:16 am
(https://i.imgur.com/V3ZWbvD.jpg)
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on October 01, 2019, 01:27:08 pm
Jimmyfranks 2: Halloweenie
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 01, 2019, 02:48:49 pm
When I become a furry I vow to eat out every part of the buffalo.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 01, 2019, 03:31:13 pm
Pear scented candle, only child of widowed votive: Air Ap-pear-ent
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 01, 2019, 05:38:41 pm
Rats: the Dark Souls of mice
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Post by: Mique on October 02, 2019, 08:55:39 pm
Twist it!
Pull it!
Spin it!
Bop it!
Drink it!
Drink it!
Drink it!
Drink it!
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Post by: Shell Game on October 03, 2019, 01:07:02 am
The frats surrounding me are rowdier this year than last.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 03, 2019, 11:17:06 am
probably one of the funniest things in the whole entire world to me is that the New Atheist movement were so impressed by jordan "dad" peterson's advice to clean their room that they also said 'well he must be right about the greatest story in human history being the story of jesus christ'
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Post by: Shell Game on October 03, 2019, 11:23:55 am
probably one of the funniest things in the whole entire world to me is that the New Atheist movement were so impressed by jordan "dad" peterson's advice to clean their room that they also said 'well he must be right about the greatest story in human history being the story of jesus christ'
chai tea latte, October 03, 2019, 11:17:06 am
Classic conversion tactics! At least it will be after Mr. Peterson is canonized.
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Post by: cat_examiner on October 03, 2019, 02:10:37 pm
Pumpkin spice shamrock bacon shake will bring the apocalypse
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Post by: Oats on October 03, 2019, 03:45:19 pm
Mashed potatoes by the gallon jug
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 03, 2019, 03:54:30 pm
Mashed potatoes by the gallon jug
Oats, October 03, 2019, 03:45:19 pm

Stop quoting my obituary, it's rude to predict people's death
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 04, 2019, 03:19:50 am
What if you scanned agent 47s head and it said he was a can of soup
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Post by: Turtle on October 04, 2019, 08:38:05 am
What if you scanned agent 47s head and it said he was a can of soup
GirlKisser420, October 04, 2019, 03:19:50 am
Fool, idiot, moron. He's Expired Spaghetti Sauce.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on October 04, 2019, 01:14:17 pm
What if you scanned agent 47s head and it said he was a can of soup
GirlKisser420, October 04, 2019, 03:19:50 am

i'm not sure if this ruins or enhances the joke but this is what it leads to if you scan it (at least in absolution) (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0022OKK8E/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=redditj9-20)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 05, 2019, 05:37:03 am
i'm not sure if this ruins or enhances the joke but this is what it leads to if you scan it (at least in absolution) (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0022OKK8E/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=redditj9-20)
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, October 04, 2019, 01:14:17 pm

well ok but what if it was soup instead?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 05, 2019, 07:49:46 am
Were it soup it would be Campbell's, that's the only thing I'm willing to say because it's the only thing i'm 100% certain of.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 05, 2019, 02:01:23 pm
hi tuttle!
hi neal!
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Post by: Yavuz on October 05, 2019, 11:57:02 pm
Fructivore (French pronunciation: ​[fʁyktivɔʁ]) is the twelfth month in the Furrench Republican Calendar. The month was named after the Latin word fructus, which means "fruit".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 06, 2019, 12:04:40 am
Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza and beeeeeeeer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on October 06, 2019, 12:38:33 am
They should make a horror movie where the main character is a guy who whenever there's a typical horror sting like a door slamming or whatever he just screams "FUCK" and drives his fist through the drywall
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 06, 2019, 03:18:47 pm
Hemmingway always usin too many words, i got Baby Shoes beat: Kia Soul Racing Stripes
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 06, 2019, 04:19:46 pm
Hemmingway always usin too many words, i got Baby Shoes beat: Kia Soul Racing Stripes
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october), October 06, 2019, 03:18:47 pm
catholic brony wedding
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 06, 2019, 04:24:16 pm
Hemmingway always usin too many words, i got Baby Shoes beat: Kia Soul Racing Stripes
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october), October 06, 2019, 03:18:47 pm
catholic brony wedding
chai tea latte, October 06, 2019, 04:19:46 pm
Fuck
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Post by: A Meat on October 06, 2019, 04:45:10 pm
Foghorny Leghorny
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on October 06, 2019, 10:13:58 pm
i dont understand the trend of mostly backless lounges in public spaces
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Post by: A Meat on October 07, 2019, 01:35:11 am
Scatman John is a double shit joke name
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 07, 2019, 06:59:53 am
There’s six men in a Swedish office who write every single post online ascribing qualities to bisexuals. One tried to jump out the window last week but the nets caught him.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 07, 2019, 07:37:02 am
Hemmingway always usin too many words, i got Baby Shoes beat: Kia Soul Racing Stripes
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october), October 06, 2019, 03:18:47 pm
catholic brony wedding
chai tea latte, October 06, 2019, 04:19:46 pm

Dolezal fandom
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 07, 2019, 04:16:31 pm
Cowboy Henk was the original Chad meme before it was cool.
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Post by: Wrought on October 07, 2019, 08:57:13 pm
Banjo-Kaczynski
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Post by: Wrought on October 07, 2019, 11:02:58 pm
I keep getting the same ads for hongkongfreedom.org on the only lets play channel i watch and I appreciate the way it reminds me the world is bad while I'm trying to watch funny video game men
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Post by: Shell Game on October 08, 2019, 12:08:23 am
Sinus Quest for the PC.
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Post by: Wrought on October 08, 2019, 12:50:28 am
Got arrested for disturbance of the peace for repeatedly asking Pete buttigieg which Harry Potter house he is
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Post by: Shigan on October 08, 2019, 08:57:26 am
I chatted with a bunch of kids about Pokemon Go tonight, and I feel like how my parents probably feel when I try to explain wi-fi to them.

And the kids made fun of my nicknames too :(
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 08, 2019, 09:52:07 am
I chatted with a bunch of kids about Pokemon Go tonight, and I feel like how my parents probably feel when I try to explain wi-fi to them.

And the kids made fun of my nicknames too :(
Shigan, October 08, 2019, 08:57:26 am
Well what were THEIR nicknames if they're so great???
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Post by: Turtle on October 08, 2019, 10:16:45 am
If Nintendo had kept the Wii's original project name, we could have had games  like New Super Mario Brothers Revolution. Super Smash Brothers Revolution. Feels like a real lost opportunity.

Dance Dance Revolution Revolution
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 08, 2019, 02:00:11 pm
If Nintendo had kept the Wii's original project name, we could have had games  like New Super Mario Brothers Revolution. Super Smash Brothers Revolution. Feels like a real lost opportunity.

Dance Dance Revolution Revolution
Turtle, October 08, 2019, 10:16:45 am
but then what would they have called the Wii U? The RevolUtion probably.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on October 09, 2019, 10:56:06 am
Hypothesis: on sex topics (sex work, etc.) internet libertarians always take socialist positions and internet socialists always take libertarian positions.
Darkly, October 09, 2019, 09:32:14 am

Could you  give an example? I  have never seen this be true. libertarians stay libertarian and say you should be  able to rape child prostitutes because regulation REEEEE, and socialists say sex  work should  be decriminalized and sws should  have free checkups by  the government like in england or whatever
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Post by: Shell Game on October 09, 2019, 11:18:00 am
Internet libertarians often claim that sex should be provided to them by the state and that gender roles should be enforced legally, whereas internet socialists are generally opposed to any kind of regulation on it.

(And I’m only referring to the craziest, reddit-esque, people, so the “always” part of my post was a joke.)
Darkly, October 09, 2019, 11:16:30 am
How dare you use hyperbole to accentuate the humor of your silly idea. On the sacred Completely Pointless Thought of the Day thread?!?!?!
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 10, 2019, 01:15:39 am
quoth the raven...yoshi vore...
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 10, 2019, 09:01:44 am
To whom it may concern, I apologize for calling you "skinnyfat" earlier, I was just having a heated gainer moment.
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Post by: krytton on October 10, 2019, 05:57:55 pm
what does my online alias even mean. who am i.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on October 10, 2019, 08:27:58 pm
Internet libertarians often claim that sex should be provided to them by the state and that gender roles should be enforced legally, whereas internet socialists are generally opposed to any kind of regulation on it.

(And I’m only referring to the craziest, reddit-esque, people, so the “always” part of my post was a joke.)
Darkly, October 09, 2019, 11:16:30 am
Ah yes of course.  How foolish of me to forget both of  those very true things.  Withdrawn

You're  good, dude. I'm not a libertarian or socialist, 0% of my diet is lead-based paint.
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Post by: Wrought on October 10, 2019, 10:58:02 pm
I'm still thinking about that time it turned out a very popular Tumblr users family literally owned a child slave
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 11, 2019, 01:53:01 am
Tumblr is Chaos
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on October 11, 2019, 09:46:50 am
I'm still thinking about that time it turned out a very popular Tumblr users family literally owned a child slave
Wrought, October 10, 2019, 10:58:02 pm
At least she didn't write a masturbatory article about  how she pretended to  feel  bad about it qed it was ok. If you're going to own slaves, at least commit to it
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Post by: Wrought on October 11, 2019, 10:40:30 pm
Was hanging out with my brother today when we came up with the weirdest funniest concept I've ever thought of, which is a unity game by Nintendo about Luigi wandering through a maze trying to avoid a dog with Mario's face, which only says "arf arf" in Mario's voice. The game is called Super Mario Dog. Runner up was "Super Mario Fish tank" which is a 90 dollar screensaver of a fish tank where after leaving it on for hours late into the night Mario's voice will tell you when and how you will die
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 12, 2019, 12:15:11 am
Was hanging out with my brother today when we came up with the weirdest funniest concept I've ever thought of, which is a unity game by Nintendo about Luigi wandering through a maze trying to avoid a dog with Mario's face, which only says "arf arf" in Mario's voice. The game is called Super Mario Dog. Runner up was "Super Mario Fish tank" which is a 90 dollar screensaver of a fish tank where after leaving it on for hours late into the night Mario's voice will tell you when and how you will die
Wrought, October 11, 2019, 10:40:30 pm
i want a toad game where you live a peons sad life
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Post by: Wrought on October 13, 2019, 12:23:46 am
Spent another night with my brother where we both just made up stupid shit that's objectively not very funny and then both laughed until we were on the floor unable to breathe. Highlights were coming up with alternative names for characters in Jeff Smith's Bone series (Including but not limited to Tide Pod Bone, Diarrhea-Hemorrhoids Bone, the loving couple Please Say Sike Bone and Sike Bone, and Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Bone) and when I told him to imagine that if you swallowed an avocado and shit it out the peel would be fine but if you cut it in half it'd be full of shit and he said "yeah, then you could just throw it at a baby", whereupon my diaphragm nearly exploded
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 13, 2019, 12:37:01 pm
[The Thermals voice] I forgot I yeeted it
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Post by: Shell Game on October 13, 2019, 03:12:07 pm
Fall Down Bear vs Heavy Condaller...

Who would win?
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Post by: Wrought on October 13, 2019, 03:14:24 pm
Beware of PAWG
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on October 14, 2019, 04:05:47 pm
Jump Around but the only music is the intro chant to Hooked on a Feeling
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Post by: A Meat on October 14, 2019, 04:15:44 pm
50 Shades of Gray, starring Paul Reubens
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 14, 2019, 05:17:19 pm
50 shades of gray starring a reuben
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 14, 2019, 10:39:09 pm
Let's not fight guys both your 50 shades fanfics are equally sexy.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 16, 2019, 02:30:22 am
Linear time is bullshit, can’t we just get it all over and done with
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 16, 2019, 05:25:42 pm
I been here making raw food and always asked to be lauded
Run The Bowels is the answer, your sphincter is what's POPPIN
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Post by: Shell Game on October 16, 2019, 05:50:31 pm
When did this...
(https://assets.pokemon.com/assets/cms2/img/pokedex/full/025.png)
Become hotter than this?
(http://i.imgur.com/6sDlF2P.png)

90s kids remember. Like and reblog if you support body positivity.
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Post by: Wrought on October 16, 2019, 05:59:57 pm
When did this...
(https://assets.pokemon.com/assets/cms2/img/pokedex/full/025.png)
Become hotter than this?
(http://i.imgur.com/6sDlF2P.png)

90s kids remember. Like and reblog if you support body positivity.
Shell Game, October 16, 2019, 05:50:31 pm
(https://static.hitek.fr/img/up_m/1245376195/pik.png)
i'm glad to see gamefreak return to their big fat roots
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Post by: Shell Game on October 16, 2019, 06:09:34 pm
When did this...
(https://assets.pokemon.com/assets/cms2/img/pokedex/full/025.png)
Become hotter than this?
(http://i.imgur.com/6sDlF2P.png)

90s kids remember. Like and reblog if you support body positivity.
Shell Game, October 16, 2019, 05:50:31 pm
(https://static.hitek.fr/img/up_m/1245376195/pik.png)
i'm glad to see gamefreak return to their big fat roots
Wrought, October 16, 2019, 05:59:57 pm
They're Tackling a big issue, but it's still great Assurance that they're going to Rollout such a needed Helping Hand.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 16, 2019, 08:12:53 pm
Buy a vibrator for your fleshlight because you don't have time to masturbate, you're a busy man.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 18, 2019, 10:53:01 am
I desire to make a band that sounds like "kratom enthusiast machine head" i need help with the pinch harmonics but can provide the kratom
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Post by: The Smoking Dad on October 19, 2019, 02:39:33 am
Listening to a bunch of sea shanties is kind of a “having friends simulator” in the same way people say listening to podcasts is
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Post by: Neal on October 19, 2019, 09:40:09 pm
Every instance of the letter C in "Pacific Ocean" is pronounced differently.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 19, 2019, 11:02:11 pm
Every instance of the letter C in "Pacific Ocean" is pronounced differently.
Neal, October 19, 2019, 09:40:09 pm
Yet another reason it's the best ocean!
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 20, 2019, 03:21:39 am
there are Cs in the Pacific Ocean, but the Pacific Ocean is in the Sea. Makes you think.
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Post by: Wrought on October 20, 2019, 10:38:43 am
The Atlantic ocean is cool too...
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Post by: Turtle on October 20, 2019, 10:47:05 am
When a person gets hotter with age everyones for it but then an ocean does it and it's a problem, real hypocritical
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 20, 2019, 10:49:17 am
The Atlantic ocean is cool too...
Wrought, October 20, 2019, 10:38:43 am
Beast Coast baby
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Post by: ikaribattousai on October 20, 2019, 11:01:37 am
I'm still not sure why Guy Fawkes, a dude who wanted to blow up parliament specifically to set up a Catholic monarchy in England, has become a symbol for anarchists.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 20, 2019, 11:05:09 am
The Atlantic ocean is cool too...
Wrought, October 20, 2019, 10:38:43 am
Beast Coast baby
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october), October 20, 2019, 10:49:17 am
More like Least Coast. Just look at that ocean! Barely any Cs in it!!!
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 20, 2019, 11:31:45 am
I'm still not sure why Guy Fawkes, a dude who wanted to blow up parliament specifically to set up a Catholic monarchy in England, has become a symbol for anarchists.
ikaribattousai, October 20, 2019, 11:01:37 am
we all know it's because of V for Vendetta do i ace the pop quiz
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Post by: ikaribattousai on October 20, 2019, 01:34:21 pm
I'm still not sure why Guy Fawkes, a dude who wanted to blow up parliament specifically to set up a Catholic monarchy in England, has become a symbol for anarchists.
ikaribattousai, October 20, 2019, 11:01:37 am
we all know it's because of V for Vendetta do i ace the pop quiz
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october), October 20, 2019, 11:31:45 am

Dammit, I guess that's obvious, but I'm going to be honest with you and say that I spend 99.9% of my life not remembering that V for Vendetta exists.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 20, 2019, 02:02:29 pm
The comic goes hard tho
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on October 21, 2019, 02:55:18 am
Listening to a bunch of sea shanties is kind of a “having friends simulator” in the same way people say listening to podcasts is
The Smoking Dad, October 19, 2019, 02:39:33 am

implying the ridiculists aren't my friends
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Post by: Neal on October 21, 2019, 04:18:56 pm
Listening to a bunch of sea shanties is kind of a “having friends simulator” in the same way people say listening to podcasts is
The Smoking Dad, October 19, 2019, 02:39:33 am

implying the ridiculists aren't my friends
ClaraTinSoldier, October 21, 2019, 02:55:18 am

You can't spell "parasocial" without "asocial".
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Post by: Shell Game on October 21, 2019, 04:48:47 pm
Listening to a bunch of sea shanties is kind of a “having friends simulator” in the same way people say listening to podcasts is
The Smoking Dad, October 19, 2019, 02:39:33 am

implying the ridiculists aren't my friends
ClaraTinSoldier, October 21, 2019, 02:55:18 am

You can't spell "parasocial" without "asocial".
Neal, October 21, 2019, 04:18:56 pm
You also can't spell it without parasol.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 21, 2019, 09:04:50 pm
Laying here, thinking about what I would hand out for Halloween if money was no object, and I think it would be a big gummy pumpkin filled with gummy snakes. Maybe cooked spaghetti and peeled grapes
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on October 21, 2019, 10:40:24 pm
Laying here, thinking about what I would hand out for Halloween if money was no object,
Bobguinary Novel, October 21, 2019, 09:04:50 pm
money
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 21, 2019, 10:43:40 pm
Laying here, thinking about what I would hand out for Halloween if money was no object,
Bobguinary Novel, October 21, 2019, 09:04:50 pm
money
ClaraTinSoldier, October 21, 2019, 10:40:24 pm

I mean, yes, that's the most functional. But I'm thinking more whimsical hypotheticals
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Post by: A Meat on October 22, 2019, 12:04:46 am
Laying here, thinking about what I would hand out for Halloween if money was no object,
Bobguinary Novel, October 21, 2019, 09:04:50 pm
money
ClaraTinSoldier, October 21, 2019, 10:40:24 pm

I mean, yes, that's the most functional. But I'm thinking more whimsical hypotheticals
Bobguinary Novel, October 21, 2019, 10:43:40 pm
Chocolate coins
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 22, 2019, 09:56:14 am
Reddit loves the Hong Kong stuff now, but where was this energy when r/nflstreams was shut down???
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 22, 2019, 10:27:31 am
Muylord On Line, the only MMO where you hang the aristocracy! Play now!!!
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Post by: krytton on October 22, 2019, 09:15:13 pm
thinkin bout chromatic abberation... <3
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 22, 2019, 10:28:03 pm
I devote a lot of mental energy to the thought of what a Stuart Gordon directed Parasyte movie would be like. Trying to manifest it into this world
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 23, 2019, 03:41:59 am
The funniest thing to do is to want to fuck Elvira
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Post by: Sovereign on October 23, 2019, 04:24:34 am
Accidentally burying yourself alive by getting in a car accident with a small order of fries from Five Guys in the passenger seat
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 23, 2019, 08:18:27 am
The funniest thing to do is to want to fuck Elvira
GirlKisser420, October 23, 2019, 03:41:59 am
Real G's want to fuck the Crypt Keeper
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on October 23, 2019, 01:09:39 pm
The funniest thing to do is to want to fuck Elvira
GirlKisser420, October 23, 2019, 03:41:59 am

there is a long erotic story about fucking elvira in the "it's trichy"  hair fucking episode doc. it's very funny
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 23, 2019, 04:08:10 pm
Save capitalism by renaming amazon ‘ACME’
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 24, 2019, 10:27:05 am
Possum Kingdom is the greatest song ever written about a kinda redneck vampire
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Post by: Shell Game on October 24, 2019, 10:37:47 am
Possum Kingdom is the greatest song ever written about a kinda redneck vampire
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october), October 24, 2019, 10:27:05 am
It could be better if the vampire were also a possum.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 24, 2019, 01:50:04 pm
Many will tell you that the best line in History Lesson Part 2 is "Punk Rock Changed Our Lives" but the true answer is "We were fuckin corndogs, we'd go drink and pogo"
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Post by: Oats on October 24, 2019, 02:11:01 pm
beep beep I'm a jeep
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 24, 2019, 08:33:43 pm
Shadow Energy Minister is the most badass political title.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 25, 2019, 07:17:36 am
beep beep I'm a jeep
Oats, October 24, 2019, 02:11:01 pm

Dear Jeep, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my beep beep at the bottom
I sent two parking tickets back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the parking lot or somethin'
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 25, 2019, 03:59:22 pm
My name is Chastuto and I want to become Cockage.
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Post by: Sovereign on October 27, 2019, 12:56:04 am
✖ Edging

✔ Catch and release orgasm fishing
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Post by: A Meat on October 27, 2019, 01:51:04 am
porn companies should hire hans zimmer or danny elfman or someone to make the porn more engaging by creating a good soundtrack.

imagine if brazzers had a theme song like the simpsons
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Post by: Sovereign on October 27, 2019, 10:18:00 pm
The presidential election is settled by whoever wins the most playing 12 hours of Jackbox
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Post by: Wrought on October 27, 2019, 10:41:06 pm
Extra Credit Party candidate Shell Game under scrutiny after allegations of joke theft in newest scandal "MyBedroomGate"
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Post by: Shell Game on October 28, 2019, 12:26:34 am
My delivery resonated with people! That's not a crime!
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 28, 2019, 03:36:46 pm
Need to be able to see which posts im being slapped for so i can tailor my posting and optimize BtP (Bulb to Post) ratio
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Post by: Shell Game on October 28, 2019, 03:39:43 pm
Need to be able to see which posts im being slapped for so i can tailor my posting and optimize BtP (Bulb to Post) ratio
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october), October 28, 2019, 03:36:46 pm
While you're at it explain if Bulbs Given means how many you have given to others or how many others have given to you. It's just bugged me for so long!
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on October 28, 2019, 04:55:54 pm
Gotta find at least one of the eighty-three unused pieces of music Brian Eno suggested as the Windows 95 startup sound so I can loop it, put  a trap beat behind it and use it as my podcast intro.

Only that would convey the right amount of ironic irreverence.
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Post by: CharlyHearse on October 28, 2019, 05:23:52 pm

[/quote]
While you're at it explain if Bulbs Given means how many you have given to others or how many others have given to you. It's just bugged me for so long!
[/quote]

My numbers are low enough that I can tell.  Bulbs Given is the number you have given other people.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 28, 2019, 05:25:41 pm
Close to cracking 10k bulbs given
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Post by: krytton on October 29, 2019, 05:14:45 am
LCD Soundsystem's 'Losing My Edge' but it's about early web/usenet/bbs culture
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Post by: Shigan on October 29, 2019, 01:20:57 pm
Necromancer
Backromancer
Pussyromancer
Crackromancer
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 29, 2019, 01:38:57 pm
While you're at it explain if Bulbs Given means how many you have given to others or how many others have given to you. It's just bugged me for so long!
Shell Game, October 28, 2019, 03:39:43 pm

You could just bulb one person and see if it goes up by one.

I suggest Frank West.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 29, 2019, 03:29:39 pm
While you're at it explain if Bulbs Given means how many you have given to others or how many others have given to you. It's just bugged me for so long!
Shell Game, October 28, 2019, 03:39:43 pm

You could just bulb one person and see if it goes up by one.

I suggest Frank West.
boooo566, October 29, 2019, 01:38:57 pm
How much money did he give you?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 29, 2019, 06:08:02 pm
LCD Soundsystem's 'Losing My Edge' but it's about early web/usenet/bbs culture
krytton, October 29, 2019, 05:14:45 am

I was there when Lord British was prototyping Quest of the Avatar.
I told him, "Don't design it that way. You'll never make a dime."
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Post by: Neal on October 30, 2019, 02:04:58 pm
Lady Chitterling's Lover
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 30, 2019, 02:40:32 pm
Lady Chitterling's Lover
Neal, October 30, 2019, 02:04:58 pm

I heard he was just offal in bed
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 30, 2019, 02:59:55 pm
I like cold beverages
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 30, 2019, 03:08:51 pm
Stick it the fridge, Stick it in the fridge , Stick it in the fridge
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Post by: Shell Game on October 30, 2019, 03:24:45 pm
bury it underground. surprise yourself with a cold beverage when you till!
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 30, 2019, 03:51:57 pm
I'm now imagining a world where G. Love and Special Sauce are amish
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 30, 2019, 05:07:34 pm
All is Fair in Love and War considering that both involve sustained attack upon your victim until you either subjugate or annihilate them completely.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 30, 2019, 08:47:41 pm
A friend picked up a pumpkin carving tool that looked like a razor; a real nightmare pumpkin would be one that you crack open and the sides are coated in hair. Still just as slimy and full of seeds, but you have to shave it
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Post by: Wrought on October 30, 2019, 11:09:20 pm
Computer. Cross reference metal gear solid peace Walker launch date with annual Costa Rican tourism
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 31, 2019, 01:41:16 am
Larping probably kicks ass. You dress up and hit nerds with sticks and the only downside is there’s a lot of sex.
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Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on October 31, 2019, 12:41:46 pm
What would sunscreen do to Superman?
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Post by: A Meat on October 31, 2019, 03:58:10 pm
What would sunscreen do to Superman?
Spontificus, October 31, 2019, 12:41:46 pm
This begs the question: would he be stronger if he was naked?

What if he was bald and shaved all his body hair?
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on October 31, 2019, 04:51:28 pm
Asterisk and Obelisk
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 31, 2019, 07:24:28 pm
With the increasing joe roganist psychedelic influence on fitness culture’s beliefs of nutritional austerity, mental development and repeated painful physical action I propose we are on the path towards True Muscle Mysticism.
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Post by: Turtle on October 31, 2019, 07:34:37 pm
throwing away my fbi federal body inspector shirt to makes space in the closet for my new pawg patrol shirt
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Post by: Cheapskate on November 01, 2019, 08:26:37 am
With the increasing joe roganist psychedelic influence on fitness culture’s beliefs of nutritional austerity, mental development and repeated painful physical action I propose we are on the path towards True Muscle Mysticism.
GirlKisser420, October 31, 2019, 07:24:28 pm

There’s a book on the way about this very topic. (http://www.taraisabellaburton.com/strange-rites.html)
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 01, 2019, 12:46:18 pm
All I ever did in New York was die, word to Uncle Kracker
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 01, 2019, 02:47:48 pm
hey i think y'all are cool so heads up,

don't go to antoni porowskis hit new fast casual restaurant the village den in manhattan tonight. lets just say im taking bi erasure to new heights
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 01, 2019, 04:25:36 pm
From Antoni Porowski's "The Village Den" to Antoni Piotrowski's "The Raising of Batak".
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 02, 2019, 06:45:20 pm
Don't feel bad for not getting that one, that was an art joke engineered specifically for chai and no one else, pretty much.

On topic: YT Poops be like "13 Reasons Why contains mentions of SUS. If you experience SUS ideation please call this number: 888 6 9 6 9 6 9 999 SUS"
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 03, 2019, 12:52:15 am
The best cheddar is the sharpest cheddar - so logically a block of cheddar with a Damascus blade is the best cheese
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Post by: Shell Game on November 03, 2019, 12:55:29 am
Honestly? I'd have a beer with the Urth guy. He seems like he has a pretty good sense of humor.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 03, 2019, 02:44:14 am
I've been in bed for like 15 hours and there's a classic car rally going past my window, with the soundtrack of a crazy lady standing in front of a bus yelling at the driver.

It is a good morning.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on November 03, 2019, 11:51:32 am
i wonder what mortal hubby thinks of mario kart tour
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on November 03, 2019, 08:48:40 pm
I have just discovered the commercial endorsement section of Cameo and I need one of you to talk me out of blowing half the advertising budget for my upcoming comedy show on an endorsement from Eddie Deezen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 04, 2019, 12:42:56 pm
furry is a cultivar of human
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 04, 2019, 01:30:23 pm
Tall privilege is not having strong opinions about necks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 04, 2019, 02:10:55 pm
Tall privilege is not having strong opinions about necks
boooo566, November 04, 2019, 01:30:23 pm
I have opinions about strong necks. There good
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 04, 2019, 06:58:09 pm
Art is bullshit. You think you can make me think a particular thing by putting a bunch of signifiers in a box? Well fuck you
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 05, 2019, 01:46:59 am
Art is bullshit. You think you can make me think a particular thing by putting a bunch of signifiers in a box? Well fuck you
GirlKisser420, November 04, 2019, 06:58:09 pm
point You're already interpreting.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 05, 2019, 11:54:10 am
When the drains finally scab over, all the varmints will drown.  The accumulated filth of all y'alls rootin' and tootin' will foam up about ya'lls waists and y'all look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "Naw."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 06, 2019, 10:13:50 am
Couldn't tell you my zodiac sign for a fresh Jackson, but I know without a doubt that I was born in the Year of tha Boomerang
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 06, 2019, 10:18:34 pm
Two bags of cheddar dust, one box of mac and cheese
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 06, 2019, 11:52:36 pm
Not many fat authors
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on November 07, 2019, 12:01:15 am
I've been added to two Slutty thotposting Facebook groups in the last 48 hours so I have to assume something in my life is either going very right or terribly wrong
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 07, 2019, 06:31:10 am
leaf, lauf, loaf


This is funny.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 07, 2019, 07:03:20 am
if you're turned on by self-flagellation it's really tough to repent
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on November 07, 2019, 11:28:38 am
~~if you're one of the 40% of boys who aren't Proud Boys, copy and paste this into your forum sig~~
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on November 08, 2019, 10:54:00 am
That's right, I'm a PAWG

prayer and weightlifting girl
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on November 09, 2019, 01:53:15 am
changing my name to Chad Nepotism. ill post later if this makes me rich
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NEETfreak on November 09, 2019, 02:13:29 am
I quit smoking weed about a year ago. I started drinking much heavier about a year ago. I am convinced that these two things are mutually exclusive.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 09, 2019, 03:25:28 am
peg leg + cat leg
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 10, 2019, 06:25:53 pm
Juggalonaut Lonely
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on November 10, 2019, 08:22:34 pm
boomers only respond to pollsters over the phone. millennials only respond to pollsters on social media. i can only assume gen xers do all their polling via mixtape.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 11, 2019, 03:04:53 pm
Project Nightingale means that google has a folder on the many times I've replied "not cigarettes" to the question "Do you smoke?"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 11, 2019, 03:42:00 pm
Workshopping some stand up comedy

"there's really a band called 'Rival Schools', what's next a band called 'Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R"

First Evo, then broadway, then the world
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 11, 2019, 04:05:59 pm
"smoke weed everyday" is a marketing slogan invented by big ganja
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on November 11, 2019, 04:40:47 pm
"smoke weed everyday" is a marketing slogan invented by big ganja
A Meat, November 11, 2019, 04:05:59 pm

Snoop has his own brand of weed (http://lovelypackage.com/leafs-by-snoop/), so this statement is correct.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 11, 2019, 04:56:11 pm
Lemon posting insightful information on ballpit is a marketing ploy for "using bulbs the right way" don't fall for his machinations
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 12, 2019, 01:36:33 am
Ennui, en line
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on November 12, 2019, 10:09:04 am
Another Yoshi game themed around arts and crafts but, taking after Gooigi, there's a second Yoshi called Gouachi.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 12, 2019, 02:07:14 pm
When you have to borrow some maeng da from your homeboy
https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1193278789779894274
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 13, 2019, 12:37:05 pm
Freud once famously said: "Sometimes a song about moving to the country is just about eating a lot of peaches."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 13, 2019, 03:17:36 pm
There can be no such thing as “indie pop”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 13, 2019, 07:45:56 pm
Just saw a guy with a shirt that I thought said “Irony” but saw it was “Brony” and then realised it actually said Bronx. I experienced an entire heroes journey of emotions in those 10 seconds.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 14, 2019, 02:15:34 pm
Tempus Fuckit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 15, 2019, 03:16:21 am
You see Footage and you stay Noided?

Haha me too thats relatable.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 15, 2019, 04:07:56 pm
Hamster and Sickle.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 15, 2019, 05:43:18 pm
This one goes out to my ballpit friends AgentCoop and chai tea latte. (https://drive.google.com/file/d/13z6vHJ-DSC2Bfn9V3mg3jws_lyrXNJ4s/view?usp=sharing)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 15, 2019, 09:14:44 pm
This one goes out to my ballpit friends AgentCoop and chai tea latte. (https://drive.google.com/file/d/13z6vHJ-DSC2Bfn9V3mg3jws_lyrXNJ4s/view?usp=sharing)
Spooks, November 15, 2019, 05:43:18 pm
This is, in a word, stupendous!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on November 15, 2019, 09:45:58 pm
might become one of those trolls who posts "im a vet actually and this animal is clearly in distress" on any innocuous pet videos
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on November 16, 2019, 07:15:34 am
the "bi" in bisexual refers to the amount of dimensions your preferred mate occupies
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 16, 2019, 07:48:09 am
the "bi" in bisexual refers to the amount of dimensions your preferred mate occupies
krytton, November 16, 2019, 07:15:34 am
binomial distribution finally makes sense now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 17, 2019, 01:56:19 pm
19th century Art History/sports talk podcast: Chattin Round the Watercolor
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 17, 2019, 05:39:38 pm
Chicken in a Biscuit crackers is what happens when science designs a food to perfectly hit the salt and savory tastebuds
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on November 17, 2019, 05:50:46 pm
Chicken in a Biscuit crackers is what happens when science designs a food to perfectly hit the salt and savory tastebuds
Bobguinary Novel, November 17, 2019, 05:39:38 pm

Now substitute them for Rice Krispies in the recipe for Rice Krispies Treats and you'll have the sweet/salt/savory trifecta.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 17, 2019, 06:04:30 pm
Chicken in a Biscuit crackers is what happens when science designs a food to perfectly hit the salt and savory tastebuds
Bobguinary Novel, November 17, 2019, 05:39:38 pm

Now substitute them for Rice Krispies in the recipe for Rice Krispies Treats and you'll have the sweet/salt/savory trifecta.
Neal, November 17, 2019, 05:50:46 pm

..........I want to try this
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on November 17, 2019, 06:09:02 pm
Chicken in a Biscuit crackers is what happens when science designs a food to perfectly hit the salt and savory tastebuds
Bobguinary Novel, November 17, 2019, 05:39:38 pm

Now substitute them for Rice Krispies in the recipe for Rice Krispies Treats and you'll have the sweet/salt/savory trifecta.
Neal, November 17, 2019, 05:50:46 pm

..........I want to try this
Bobguinary Novel, November 17, 2019, 06:04:30 pm

If you do, please report back.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 18, 2019, 12:11:27 am
Itemized list of people I could put in a half (or full) nelson
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on November 18, 2019, 01:51:54 am
19th century Art History/sports talk podcast: Chattin Round the Watercolor
The AgentCoop's Restaurant Massacre, November 17, 2019, 01:56:19 pm

Pardon the Impressionism
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 18, 2019, 11:22:33 am
Had the carmex and the vaporub next to each other, almost made a Mistake this fine morn
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 18, 2019, 04:43:44 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/n8hbsP0.jpg)
"I'm waiting for you mayor pete..."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on November 18, 2019, 11:02:05 pm
Wot time is it in America?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 18, 2019, 11:44:00 pm
Wot time is it in America?
Spenny, November 18, 2019, 11:02:05 pm
12:43
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 18, 2019, 11:45:01 pm
Respect to Rick Ocasek for Cars of course but also for mastering Rock For Light
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 19, 2019, 06:27:21 am
Let's get down to business,
to settle with the Huns out of court!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 19, 2019, 11:07:24 am
Planning something special(youtube link to album deltron 3030) for my ballpit post #3030
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 19, 2019, 01:40:48 pm
buddy once I hit Y2K i'm crashing the entire forum better hurry it up

edit: P2K, to be monster cock about it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sauce on November 19, 2019, 05:55:52 pm
I know that somewhere out there someone has written ICP/Harry Potter crossover fanfiction and I need to find it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on November 19, 2019, 08:32:23 pm
buddy once I hit Y2K i'm crashing the entire forum better hurry it up

edit: P2K, to be monster cock about it
Spooks, November 19, 2019, 01:40:48 pm
I was gonna do an ephemera about it but found very little material so I'm posting it here. Have you heard of Y2Gay
https://qntm.org/gay
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 19, 2019, 08:47:02 pm
Chicken in a Biscuit crackers is what happens when science designs a food to perfectly hit the salt and savory tastebuds
Bobguinary Novel, November 17, 2019, 05:39:38 pm

Now substitute them for Rice Krispies in the recipe for Rice Krispies Treats and you'll have the sweet/salt/savory trifecta.
Neal, November 17, 2019, 05:50:46 pm

..........I want to try this
Bobguinary Novel, November 17, 2019, 06:04:30 pm

If you do, please report back.
Neal, November 17, 2019, 06:09:02 pm

Hey, it's time for cursed krispies in a biscuit:

(https://i.imgur.com/oiMSieR.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/PtgKdPu.jpg)

It's not the worst thing in the world? Like the salty works well with the sweet marshmallow. What really is the kicker is the sweet chicken flavored aftertaste that hangs around like a bad guest. So, you know, cut out the chicken cracker middle man and make salted brown butter rice krispies.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 20, 2019, 12:37:42 am
Anvils are bullshit. What the fuck shape is that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 20, 2019, 12:39:27 am
Anvils are bullshit. What the fuck shape is that
GirlKisser420, November 20, 2019, 12:37:42 am
A good one buster
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 20, 2019, 12:28:58 pm
I'm going to tell my kids that this was god
[females]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 21, 2019, 10:54:15 am
World was changed with the line "you crazy for this one, Rick."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 22, 2019, 11:25:29 am
"Merci BeauxCoop" is what i imagine you all saying as i bulb your posts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sauce on November 24, 2019, 01:40:38 pm
The more I think about it, the stronger my suspicion that James Joyce would be Down with the Clown.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 24, 2019, 02:22:22 pm
The more I think about it, the stronger my suspicion that James Joyce would be Down with the Clown.
Sauce, November 24, 2019, 01:40:38 pm
1. Loves smell of farts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on November 26, 2019, 02:31:11 am
a wife is someone who makes you feel like that feeling where the dress has pockets, wow
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 26, 2019, 10:10:37 am
Whenever something in my life goes wrong a little Livia Soprano in my head goes "I wish the lord would take me now!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 27, 2019, 03:18:10 pm
Freddie Gibbs and Madlib's Pinata, bulb this post if you agree
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on November 27, 2019, 03:28:53 pm
Freddie Gibbs and Madlib's Pinata, bulb this post if you agree
The AgentCoop's Restaurant Massacre, November 27, 2019, 03:18:10 pm

Counterpoint: Freddie Gibbs and Madlib's Bandana
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 27, 2019, 03:58:53 pm
Hypocrites. Sure you laugh at the ahegao hoodie today but then you buy and wear it tomorrow. Turnin' "cringe culture" to "cringe couture", huh? I see how it is...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 27, 2019, 08:10:01 pm
"Morally Grey" has become a hated buzzword.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 27, 2019, 08:28:29 pm
Joseph Javorsky. Noted scientist.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 29, 2019, 01:52:39 am
If you die while online, you get sent to Posters Purgatory, a void forum separate from the material. There, you are a poets ghost that can do naught but post. The torment comes from No other media existing, so there is nothing to make memes about or centre a discourse. The posts ghosts type curses and diatribes, like ‘omg why did god do this, this is really dumb, I miss baby yoda’. The only escape is to free yourself from your enraptured, enslaved mind and prove purity by posting something like ‘thinking about having some soop for lounch’
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on November 29, 2019, 12:44:40 pm
Gonna tell my kids that I couldn’t find a woman who would fall in love with me and that’s why they don’t exist and I’m very sorry and also that this was Lord of the Rings
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 29, 2019, 12:45:57 pm
Gonna tell my kids that I couldn’t find a woman who would fall in love with me and that’s why they don’t exist and I’m very sorry and also that this was Lord of the Rings
Cheapskate, November 29, 2019, 12:44:40 pm
Dilly Dilly!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 29, 2019, 02:33:31 pm
Top Gear but every week we only talk about the GeoTracker, maybe a nice pontiac aztek
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 29, 2019, 07:16:22 pm
Pontiac Zizek
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 29, 2019, 08:41:49 pm
so many people are talking about drinking beer... i feel like i should be... drinking beer?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 30, 2019, 03:19:43 am
Taylor Swift wrote a song called London Boy about how her British boyfriend had made her fall in love with the city, but then she got the widely accepted Most Attractive British Man, Idris Elba, to do the male vocal on it, and I feel like that would sting a bit.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 30, 2019, 03:12:13 pm
a man walked up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in three days...

SO I BIT HIM!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 30, 2019, 03:42:02 pm
UNCLE Tupelo??? I'd love to meet the rest of the family!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 01, 2019, 05:51:13 pm
If you find and replace all instances of "God" with "Coach" in his writing, Thomas Merton is the ultimate football guy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 01, 2019, 08:18:18 pm
Sucked off by Gremlin
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: KingKalamari on December 01, 2019, 08:56:10 pm
After reading through a bunch of Eclipse Phase setting books while watching a deep dive video about those weird kid's Youtube videos that may or may not be entirely algorithmic ally generated to game Youtube's recommendations I am now convinced that it's not the machines gaining self awareness and taking over our society we need to worry about, it's the machines never gaining self awareness but we decide to hand over the reins anyway.

Just a dystopian cyberpunk future where we have to dress up as pregnant Elsa and Spider-man while getting dental surgery in order to earn our daily allotment of nutrition paste because that's what our machine overlords have determined is going to get the most exposure on a video platform that hasn't existed for 647 years...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 02, 2019, 12:11:41 am
After reading through a bunch of Eclipse Phase setting books while watching a deep dive video about those weird kid's Youtube videos that may or may not be entirely algorithmic ally generated to game Youtube's recommendations I am now convinced that it's not the machines gaining self awareness and taking over our society we need to worry about, it's the machines never gaining self awareness but we decide to hand over the reins anyway.

Just a dystopian cyberpunk future where we have to dress up as pregnant Elsa and Spider-man while getting dental surgery in order to earn our daily allotment of nutrition paste because that's what our machine overlords have determined is going to get the most exposure on a video platform that hasn't existed for 647 years...
KingKalamari, December 01, 2019, 08:56:10 pm
The GodMachines Must Be Crazy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Penultimatum on December 02, 2019, 01:53:45 pm
After reading through a bunch of Eclipse Phase setting books while watching a deep dive video about those weird kid's Youtube videos that may or may not be entirely algorithmic ally generated to game Youtube's recommendations I am now convinced that it's not the machines gaining self awareness and taking over our society we need to worry about, it's the machines never gaining self awareness but we decide to hand over the reins anyway.

Just a dystopian cyberpunk future where we have to dress up as pregnant Elsa and Spider-man while getting dental surgery in order to earn our daily allotment of nutrition paste because that's what our machine overlords have determined is going to get the most exposure on a video platform that hasn't existed for 647 years...
KingKalamari, December 01, 2019, 08:56:10 pm
There’s a great quote about this by computer scientist Pedro Domingos: “People worry that computers will get too smart and take over the world, but the real problem is that they’re too stupid and they’ve already taken over the world.”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 02, 2019, 09:44:18 pm
You can inflict psychic damage on nerds with just the power words ‘Havelock Futanari”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 03, 2019, 12:12:23 am
Orlanth was the first wife guy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 03, 2019, 05:56:19 am
anagrams for Boots Raingear (mostly via an anagram generator, but some of these are thanks to my broken brain):
Sir Boat Orange (or Sir Bat Oregano)
Gear Ratio Snob
Arbitrage Soon
Artisan Goober
Goat Brain Sore
Bear Gain Torso
Taboo Earrings
Boar Ant Orgies
Sangria Reboot
Art Bias Orgone
Anger Air Boost
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on December 03, 2019, 06:09:04 am
Infowars brand bear gain torso
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 03, 2019, 08:39:41 am
because I can't concentrate on other stuff, here's ones for Achilles' Heelies
A Cheese Lie Shill
Hellish Ice Easel
Hell Leeches Isle
Hi Shell, Cease Lie
He Leaches Lilies

and for Nutshell Gulag, while I'm at it
Legal Slug Hunt (which is done with a Lethal Slug Gun)
Hate Gull Lungs
Laughs Get Null
Gluten Lush Gal
Sultan Hell Ugg (or Hull Egg if you're not into Uggs)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on December 04, 2019, 03:59:02 am
That Feel When Young Werther
By Johann Wolfgang von Göthe
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 04, 2019, 08:47:17 am
because I can't concentrate on other stuff, here's ones for Achilles' Heelies

Hi Shell, Cease Lie
A Meat, December 03, 2019, 08:39:41 am
:(
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 04, 2019, 09:15:02 am
because I can't concentrate on other stuff, here's ones for Achilles' Heelies

Hi Shell, Cease Lie
A Meat, December 03, 2019, 08:39:41 am
:(

Shell Game, December 04, 2019, 08:47:17 am
sorry Shell Game, or should I say Ms. Heal Gel (or She All Gem)

also I tried for victor laszlo, but there's nothing good.

Extra Credit is obviously Dire Extract (or Rat Direct EX)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 04, 2019, 02:02:25 pm
Sitting at the tire place, doing the final maintenance on my car before selling it. Moving to another city this weekend and going to commit to using public transportation and relearning how to ride a bike.

Going without a car makes all sorts of financial and ecological sense, and the public transportation system looks pretty good. However, I still feel a sense of bittersweet goodbye to owning a car. I grew up in the middle of nowhere, and after my brother moved out I had no friends close by. I remember one night after a shouting match with my dad I had shut myself in my room. I pulled up the screen on the window and jumped out. Sitting in the yard I looked around to see only woods; where could I possibly go? The only other properties close were my grandparents and my aunt and uncle. I'd end up back right where I was.

With a car, I was always free to leave when things got bad. I could go to a friend's, the library, college, anywhere. I think the willingness to sell my car speaks to all of the work I've done to repair and move on from the damage my dad has done, and that I'm strong enough to make this change happen.

One last thing, my favorite memory. I was working at a tiny gas station, and left for the night. Snow had just fallen, filling the road with fresh powder. The moon was full and so very blue, lighting up the fields and woods. I was driving a 91' Ford Explorer, and had shut off the headlights as I was just flying down the road, music blasting. It was so damn dumb, but I felt so free.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 05, 2019, 10:38:39 am
New genre called Scambient its exactly the same as ambient but we acknowledge that we're taking advantage of your desire to look smart
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 05, 2019, 10:54:33 am
New genre called Scambient its exactly the same as ambient but we acknowledge that we're taking advantage of your desire to look smart
Agent Coop Time!, December 05, 2019, 10:38:39 am
as opposed to Skambient, which is the sounds of ska being played on the other side of the street and you can almost hear what song it is, but it's ska for sure
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 05, 2019, 10:55:05 am
New genre called Scambient its exactly the same as ambient but we acknowledge that we're taking advantage of your desire to look smart
Agent Coop Time!, December 05, 2019, 10:38:39 am
as opposed to Skambient, which is the sounds of ska being played on the other side of the street and you can almost hear what song it is, but it's ska for sure
A Meat, December 05, 2019, 10:54:33 am
Now that I would listen to!
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Post by: cat_examiner on December 05, 2019, 12:21:51 pm
New genre called Scambient its exactly the same as ambient but we acknowledge that we're taking advantage of your desire to look smart
Agent Coop Time!, December 05, 2019, 10:38:39 am
as opposed to Skambient, which is the sounds of ska being played on the other side of the street and you can almost hear what song it is, but it's ska for sure
A Meat, December 05, 2019, 10:54:33 am
Now that I would listen to!
Agent Coop Time!, December 05, 2019, 10:55:05 am

It wouldn't get much play time on the radio, radio receivers wouldn't be able to pick it up pick it up pick it up
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Post by: Shell Game on December 05, 2019, 01:39:19 pm
Just thinking about Caspar Milquetoast from a postmodern perspective.
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Post by: A Meat on December 06, 2019, 03:59:57 am
because this is what my thoughts are now, Bunnybread is an anagram of:
Baby Den, Run
Burn and Bye
Bred by a Nun
Banned Ruby

Jimmyfranks is Fry Mink Jams, Frank West is Farts Knew, while Adam Bozarth is either Hazard at Mob, or A Hazard Tomb
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Post by: Wrought on December 06, 2019, 08:50:58 am
I feel like bunnybread has gone on a few dates that ended with the thought"baby den, run!"
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Post by: Angora Gomorrah on December 06, 2019, 02:06:20 pm
That every song on the album Antics by Interpol is about Paul Bank's dick. 
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Post by: A Meat on December 08, 2019, 04:10:57 pm
maximum value of "a few"
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Post by: A Meat on December 09, 2019, 03:20:30 am
gnome genome
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 09, 2019, 04:33:44 am
gnome genome
A Meat, December 09, 2019, 03:20:30 am

Gonna CRISPR myself into a gnome
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 09, 2019, 11:28:37 am
Wish there was a Stuart Gordon movie to explain the way I feel rn
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 09, 2019, 02:14:21 pm
mohawk and beard might be Adam Levine's worst look yet
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 09, 2019, 04:32:51 pm
gnome genome
A Meat, December 09, 2019, 03:20:30 am

Jerome K Jerome's Three Genomes in a Gnome
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Post by: A Meat on December 12, 2019, 04:21:31 am
And all the girls say: "prithee, fly for a white guy?"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 12, 2019, 08:03:29 pm
Political media has two modes: ‘look at how nice the Emperor’s clothes are’ and ‘don’t look at the emperor’s distended hog’
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 13, 2019, 04:22:12 am
It’s no longer politically correct to say that most people and things are really boring and Inane because that’s just depression reducing empathy but it’s true. Also their music sucks.
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Post by: A Meat on December 13, 2019, 03:25:26 pm
Lou Fernandez is an anagram of
A Zen Flounder (who is Zen Around Elf, or alternatively, And Our Zen Elf)
Funeral Zoned (or Rude Flan Zone)
Dozen Flea Urn
Zero Fund Lane

while King Lou Fernandez is: 
Feral Dunking Zone (as opposed to the Frank Dueling Zone, where Lou duels Frank West)
Angel Kid Unfrozen (or A Kind Unfrozen Leg)
Roe Gunk Zinfandel
Faun Dozing Kernel
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Post by: Cheapskate on December 13, 2019, 06:30:34 pm
Feral Dunking Zone
A Meat, December 13, 2019, 03:25:26 pm

Twitter
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 13, 2019, 11:41:07 pm
My asexual parody of Ace Ventura pet detective immediately failed because I can’t change the title
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 14, 2019, 04:43:34 am
Schindler's Listicle: This German Businessman Has One Weird Trick That Saves Jews! The Schutzstaffel Hate Him!
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Post by: Shell Game on December 14, 2019, 01:55:28 pm
It's quiet everywhere.
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Post by: A Meat on December 14, 2019, 02:45:03 pm
Schindler's Listicle: This German Businessman Has One Weird Trick That Saves Jews! The Schutzstaffel Hate Him!
Spooks, December 14, 2019, 04:43:34 am
Nine things about the British that will make you go "Nein!"
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 15, 2019, 12:48:11 am
Man, Star Wars Gangsta Rap was quality.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 15, 2019, 05:15:26 am
I don’t know how Michael Stipe does it, because it’s the end of the world as we know it and I absolutely do not feel fine.
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Post by: A Meat on December 15, 2019, 05:25:36 am
I don’t know how Michael Stipe does it, because it’s the end of the world as we know it and I absolutely do not feel fine.
GirlKisser420, December 15, 2019, 05:15:26 am
fine as in 'da capo al fine', just pronounced wrong
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Post by: Shell Game on December 15, 2019, 06:12:39 am
I'm up so late. All I was doing was playing a video game. They said I'd grow up and stop doing this.

Maybe instead I should get old and stop waking up early...
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 16, 2019, 03:00:59 pm
It's just cold enough that the rain is coming down in ropes.
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Post by: Wrought on December 16, 2019, 10:38:21 pm
God's shooting his thick ropes down on all of us
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Post by: Shell Game on December 17, 2019, 12:22:18 am
God's shooting his thick ropes down on all of us
Wrought, December 16, 2019, 10:38:21 pm
... okay good i wasn't the only one who thought it...
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Post by: A Meat on December 17, 2019, 03:37:35 am
let's go back to occupational surnames, but with modern occupations, and you have to change your name whenever you do something new
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Post by: I Liked That Joke on December 17, 2019, 08:36:50 am
It's the morning after an all-nighter, time to post too much on ballpit
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 17, 2019, 05:07:13 pm
Fuck waiting for global warming, nuclear war or martians to destroy us, let's just start living in underground cities now.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 17, 2019, 06:38:31 pm
Fuck waiting for global warming, nuclear war or martians to destroy us, let's just start living in underground cities now.
Salubrious Rex, December 17, 2019, 05:07:13 pm
why not move to Beijing, where over a million people already do? (https://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/proof/2017/02/atomic-rooms-beijing-china-housing/) (they don't seem to enjoy it.)
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 17, 2019, 07:09:35 pm
Fuck waiting for global warming, nuclear war or martians to destroy us, let's just start living in underground cities now.
Salubrious Rex, December 17, 2019, 05:07:13 pm
why not move to Beijing, where over a million people already do? (https://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/proof/2017/02/atomic-rooms-beijing-china-housing/) (they don't seem to enjoy it.)
chai tea latte, December 17, 2019, 06:38:31 pm

+1 point to We are living in a 'cyberpunk' dystopia.
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Post by: Shell Game on December 17, 2019, 07:13:55 pm
Fuck waiting for global warming, nuclear war or martians to destroy us, let's just start living in underground cities now.
Salubrious Rex, December 17, 2019, 05:07:13 pm
why not move to Beijing, where over a million people already do? (https://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/proof/2017/02/atomic-rooms-beijing-china-housing/) (they don't seem to enjoy it.)
chai tea latte, December 17, 2019, 06:38:31 pm

+1 point to We are living in a 'cyberpunk' dystopia.
Salubrious Rex, December 17, 2019, 07:09:35 pm
Many of the residents are aspiring youth who believe that underground dwelling is just a transitional phase of their life until they gain the financial means for a room with windows and sunlight.
:(
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Post by: Penultimatum on December 17, 2019, 07:16:25 pm
Many of the residents are aspiring youth who believe that underground dwelling is just a transitional phase of their life until they gain the financial means for a room with windows and sunlight.
Shell Game, December 17, 2019, 07:13:55 pm
Well I guess it’s good to know being a millennial is basically the same everywhere
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 18, 2019, 02:06:48 pm
Homeopathy is not throwing the bathwater out with the baby.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 19, 2019, 11:52:10 am
We were going to do twin beds for the guest rooms, but went with the larger ones. My wife is a real size queen.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 19, 2019, 02:11:11 pm
Obi-wan: "He's more ween soundboard than man now"
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Post by: Shell Game on December 19, 2019, 07:05:56 pm
Hi.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 19, 2019, 07:29:20 pm
J.K. Rowling stop finding ways to one up how awful you are please my girlfriend is very upset.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 20, 2019, 05:53:28 am
Welcome to cyberpunk communist VR porn, you have a choice of Tank Girl, Tanky Girl, or Tank E Girl.
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Post by: A Meat on December 20, 2019, 05:56:41 am
considering starting a whistling youtube channel, just afraid the name A Meat Whistle is already taken
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Post by: Penultimatum on December 20, 2019, 03:33:51 pm
I wonder if there’s another universe where all the jokes in the “jokes from another universe” thread are considered funny and regular jokes are seen as confusing and weird
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Post by: Shell Game on December 20, 2019, 04:04:24 pm
I wonder if there’s another universe where all the jokes in the “jokes from another universe” thread are considered funny and regular jokes are seen as confusing and weird
Friend Anemone, December 20, 2019, 03:33:51 pm
I mean, STOG's from there. You could ask him.
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Post by: krytton on December 20, 2019, 10:32:17 pm
video game for cats, with co-op so you can play video games with your cat. thank you for 700 posts heres to many more, dont forget to tip your bar staff,
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 20, 2019, 11:24:07 pm
video game for cats, with co-op so you can play video games with your cat. thank you for 700 posts heres to many more, dont forget to tip your bar staff,
krytton, December 20, 2019, 10:32:17 pm
meowtal gear solid
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Post by: Sovereign on December 21, 2019, 11:13:46 am
Dating website for librarians called Plenty of Fiche
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 21, 2019, 03:20:33 pm
If you see a Smirnoff ad online you're forced to chug an ice. Just another way online advertising is destroying our future
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 22, 2019, 10:12:00 am
Theres a newly registered ballp.it user called "bootssucks" i sense a forum war brewing
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 23, 2019, 02:59:54 am
this is a story about a very naughty owl named adolf hootler
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 23, 2019, 05:25:51 am
That is a funny, throwaway wordplay joke, but srsly if you want nazi children's brainwashing propaganda that's up on Amazon for purchase right now with nobody doing anything about it just HMU and I'll provide, no probs. White supremacy mythogenesis is very much real and I'll be glad to make you not glad at all to know it exists.
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Post by: Cheapskate on December 23, 2019, 07:37:04 am
Rene Magritte walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, you can’t smoke in here!” And Magritte says
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Post by: A Meat on December 23, 2019, 08:30:28 am
That is a funny, throwaway wordplay joke, but srsly if you want nazi children's brainwashing propaganda that's up on Amazon for purchase right now with nobody doing anything about it just HMU and I'll provide, no probs. White supremacy mythogenesis is very much real and I'll be glad to make you not glad at all to know it exists.
Spooks, December 23, 2019, 05:25:51 am
why would anybody buy that when youtube is doing that for free?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 23, 2019, 02:50:14 pm
Rocking out to LinkedIn Park
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Post by: krytton on December 24, 2019, 10:20:53 am
ladies and gentlemen it is time to retcon Poverty
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Post by: Shell Game on December 24, 2019, 11:22:20 am
ladies and gentlemen it is time to retcon Poverty
krytton, December 24, 2019, 10:20:53 am
1980s: what's that? OHHH.... "ret"? We thought you said "NEO"!
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Post by: A Meat on December 24, 2019, 01:31:12 pm
Hanukkah is a bullshit holiday made popular just to have something to compete with Christmas
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 24, 2019, 01:39:18 pm
Hanukkah is a bullshit holiday made popular just to have something to compete with Christmas
A Meat, December 24, 2019, 01:31:12 pm
Buddy wait until you hear about what christmas is
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Post by: A Meat on December 24, 2019, 01:48:46 pm
Hanukkah is a bullshit holiday made popular just to have something to compete with Christmas
A Meat, December 24, 2019, 01:31:12 pm
Buddy wait until you hear about what christmas is
Agent Coop Time!, December 24, 2019, 01:39:18 pm
At least Christmas is just an older holiday with a new coat of Jesus and Santa themed paint on it, Hanukkah's whole story is that someone won a civil war and found enough oil to reconsecrate the temple for a week instead of a single day. Like, the only thing you're supposed to do is light candles.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 24, 2019, 03:17:23 pm
If you're opening presents on the 24th you're opening futures. You're doing it wrong.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 24, 2019, 04:01:36 pm
Im not one of those creepy weebs. I only like asian women that are morbidly obese.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 24, 2019, 05:09:17 pm
Casually throw out all problems?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 26, 2019, 02:25:09 pm
Beach Boys were wild for naming themselves the Beach Boys.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on December 26, 2019, 04:18:33 pm
While cooking today, the thought popped into my mind, "roux is just liquid toast" and now it won't go away.
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Post by: A Meat on December 26, 2019, 06:15:58 pm
dwarf fortress adventurer mode combat, but for sex
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Post by: Penultimatum on December 26, 2019, 07:27:52 pm
dwarf fortress adventurer mode combat, but for sex
A Meat, December 26, 2019, 06:15:58 pm
How would you feel if I told you this already exists
edit: and it’s going in a document
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Post by: A Meat on December 27, 2019, 02:58:21 am
dwarf fortress adventurer mode combat, but for sex
A Meat, December 26, 2019, 06:15:58 pm
How would you feel if I told you this already exists
edit: and it’s going in a document
Friend Anemone, December 26, 2019, 07:27:52 pm
to be honest, I posted after finding out that's a thing, it's just made infinitely less sexy when compared to dwarf fortress combat

just getting an attack of opportunity rubbing your right knee against her labia majora (left), causing her to vomit blood on you for the rest of the encounter
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 27, 2019, 03:18:48 am
hey hey you're tuning into 333.5 with DJ Morgan in the Morning! We're serving up the hottest Dungeon Synth on the airwaves before you get to work, comin' up next we got the latest from Disheveled Castellan, and its called 'Concealed the graverobbed goods in a barley silo as the tax collector comes'! Hope that gets you through the early morning traffic! the jingle goes for 3 minutes and is just a guy holding down keys on a casio keyboard set to Harpsichord
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Post by: Shell Game on December 27, 2019, 11:28:17 am
1) Join a stoner forum.
2) Create a topic asking "What if time wasn't measured in 60s?"
3) Never return.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 28, 2019, 11:55:37 am
More songs should be elaborate nwbhm tributes to poems from the 1800s.
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Post by: Wrought on December 29, 2019, 09:32:39 am
Ammonia Bedonia
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Post by: krytton on December 29, 2019, 10:02:15 am
might ruin someones favourite song
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 30, 2019, 11:09:44 am
Why, to my knowledge, is there no 90s boom bap album called Cess pool
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 30, 2019, 12:17:34 pm
Wrote an entire fan fiction/comic in my head. Mario and co. visit Luigi so he can generate a new Gouigi because the last one drank itself to death at the raucous party Luigi wasn't invited to.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 30, 2019, 12:22:42 pm
the start of Muse's Knights of Cydonia sounds exactly like Heart's Barracuda
the start of Muse's Knights of Cydonia sounds exactly like Heart's Barracuda

I only realized this know because why the fuck would I go back and listen to muse I'm not 18 anymore but holy fuck

the start of Muse's Knights of Cydonia sounds exactly like Heart's Barracuda
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on December 30, 2019, 05:51:01 pm
making shit like star wars, GOT, stranger things must suck now. you can't kill off a character or make any big twists without the fandom getting really mad and the big market research committee getting worried about the Fans not wanting to shovel Funko pops and graphics tees into their gullets so you have to retcon it back to the status quo. nerds blow
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Post by: Shell Game on December 30, 2019, 06:18:39 pm
Snooters McPokey is such a precious and dear aardvark...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 31, 2019, 06:17:39 am
SwordOrc: a Sword for Orcs
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 31, 2019, 01:01:11 pm
Playlist of only the prog Decemberists songs link forthecoming
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Post by: A Meat on December 31, 2019, 01:10:04 pm
weird it's called meninges when it's all maters, really should be womeninges
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 31, 2019, 01:22:15 pm
Playlist of only the prog Decemberists songs link forthecoming
Agent Coop Time!, December 31, 2019, 01:01:11 pm
All of Hazards of Love deserves a special mention but they really got the prog out on this one
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Post by: Hux on December 31, 2019, 10:15:48 pm
Playlist of only the prog Decemberists songs link forthecoming
Agent Coop Time!, December 31, 2019, 01:01:11 pm
All of Hazards of Love deserves a special mention but they really got the prog out on this one
Agent Coop Time!, December 31, 2019, 01:22:15 pm
this song makes me feel things.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 01, 2020, 01:41:38 am
Playlist of only the prog Decemberists songs link forthecoming
Agent Coop Time!, December 31, 2019, 01:01:11 pm
All of Hazards of Love deserves a special mention but they really got the prog out on this one
Agent Coop Time!, December 31, 2019, 01:22:15 pm
this song makes me feel things.
Hux, December 31, 2019, 10:15:48 pm
the album is so great!
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 02, 2020, 02:21:50 am
Becoming poly as a tax dodge
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 02, 2020, 11:22:09 am
Time for my second bout of cold this winter! And I've somehow injured my arm despite being stuck in bed for the past 48 hours! Yayyyy.
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Post by: Wrought on January 02, 2020, 09:01:02 pm
Grinding will continue until view improves
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Post by: krytton on January 03, 2020, 02:00:25 am
thinkin bout phonology...
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Post by: Shell Game on January 03, 2020, 02:02:24 am
thinkin bout phonology...
krytton, January 03, 2020, 02:00:25 am
Read that as phrenology. Got a little worried.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 03, 2020, 02:20:14 am
thinkin bout phonology...
krytton, January 03, 2020, 02:00:25 am
Read that as phrenology. Got a little worried.
Shell Game, January 03, 2020, 02:02:24 am

thinkin bout retrophrenology
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on January 03, 2020, 04:01:53 am
thinkin bout phonology...
krytton, January 03, 2020, 02:00:25 am
Read that as phrenology. Got a little worried.
Shell Game, January 03, 2020, 02:02:24 am

i was gonna make a joke about a combination of the two where you judge people based on phonaesthetics but i think thats already a thing
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 03, 2020, 12:25:58 pm
[Kanye West voice] with some light-skin girls and some Henry Rollins
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 03, 2020, 02:36:38 pm
[Kanye West voice] with some light-skin girls and some Henry Rollins
Agent Coop Time!, January 03, 2020, 12:25:58 pm
so goodnight cruel moon, I'll read you in the morning
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 04, 2020, 07:50:59 pm
Making bread uses up so much flour! Like damn.

Also, do you think you could bring a sourdough starter on the plane?
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Post by: Neal on January 05, 2020, 01:04:47 am
Somewhere you just know that Elon Musk has at least sketched some notes about a giant tube meant to drain the flood waters from Indonesia into Australia.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 05, 2020, 02:53:01 am
Somewhere you just know that Elon Musk has at least sketched some notes about a giant tube meant to drain the flood waters from Indonesia into Australia.
Neal, January 05, 2020, 01:04:47 am
What's sad is that's more thought than the Australian government has put into dealing with the fires.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 05, 2020, 01:57:00 pm
Dubliners went hard on Weile Weile Waila
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 06, 2020, 03:09:31 am
kinda miss being in huge nerd discord communities (read, like 1500+ people) because getting in nerd fights was really fun. and by getting in nerd fights I mean id post 'i enjoyed fallout 4 more than morrowind' and then get up and get a sandwich or some chips and watch netflix documentaries until they stopped talking about it.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 06, 2020, 01:19:41 pm
I found a lot of great, weird bands (incl. Dogs In Ecstacy, perennial favorite,) on this site. Bummer to see it shut down, now only the quietus can fill the pretension void

https://twitter.com/tinymixtapes/status/1214256461330538497
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 06, 2020, 05:36:32 pm
King Dotkong
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 07, 2020, 01:07:22 am
tear ducks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on January 07, 2020, 10:46:09 am
all the fluoride in the water supply turned me into a ballpit poster
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 07, 2020, 12:40:38 pm
all the fluoride in the water supply turned me into a ballpit poster
krytton, January 07, 2020, 10:46:09 am
All the not fluoride in the water turned me into a dentist's retirement fund.
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Post by: Frank West on January 08, 2020, 09:37:48 am
Hi and welcome to the MIDI Gritty, the only podcast reviewing the classic tunes of geocities.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 08, 2020, 10:15:32 am
Hi and welcome to the MIDI Gritty, the only podcast reviewing the classic tunes of geocities.
Frank West, January 08, 2020, 09:37:48 am
If you and JW Friedman host it, I'm officially your first fan.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 08, 2020, 11:53:01 am
I wonder if In Rainbows is as good as I remember it being. We'll probably never know.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 08, 2020, 03:01:30 pm
Zeno's paradoxes are the original Troll Physics memes. I'm in awe of the man's ability to shitpost his way into the annals of history for millennia after his death. He's an inspirational figure.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 09, 2020, 01:38:16 pm
Speaking of paradoxes, a heap is three grains of rice or more. Sorite can fuck right back to wherever he came from.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 09, 2020, 04:37:19 pm
Too many anime discuss the power of friendship. More anime should take inspo from initial d and discuss the power of horses
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 09, 2020, 05:20:06 pm
Too many anime discuss the power of friendship. More anime should take inspo from initial d and discuss the power of horses
Agent Coop Time!, January 09, 2020, 04:37:19 pm
you're going to love my upcoming podcast about horse_ebooks and Barthesian discourse on the nature of dissimulation
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Post by: Shell Game on January 09, 2020, 06:47:52 pm
Too many anime discuss the power of friendship. More anime should take inspo from initial d and discuss the power of horses
Agent Coop Time!, January 09, 2020, 04:37:19 pm
Anime about horses would be way more interesting than initial d.

God what a snoozefest!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 10, 2020, 01:09:54 am
Too many anime discuss the power of friendship. More anime should take inspo from initial d and discuss the power of horses
Agent Coop Time!, January 09, 2020, 04:37:19 pm
Anime about horses would be way more interesting than initial d.

God what a snoozefest!
Shell Game, January 09, 2020, 06:47:52 pm
(https://digitalreadymarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/banned.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 10, 2020, 04:08:15 am
Too many anime discuss the power of friendship. More anime should take inspo from initial d and discuss the power of horses
Agent Coop Time!, January 09, 2020, 04:37:19 pm
Anime about horses would be way more interesting than initial d.

God what a snoozefest!
Shell Game, January 09, 2020, 06:47:52 pm
(https://digitalreadymarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/banned.jpg)
Agent Coop Time!, January 10, 2020, 01:09:54 am
You say that, yet your avatar is from a manga about riding horses, interesting
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Post by: Shell Game on January 10, 2020, 10:11:30 am
Too many anime discuss the power of friendship. More anime should take inspo from initial d and discuss the power of horses
Agent Coop Time!, January 09, 2020, 04:37:19 pm
Anime about horses would be way more interesting than initial d.

God what a snoozefest!
Shell Game, January 09, 2020, 06:47:52 pm
(https://digitalreadymarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/banned.jpg)
Agent Coop Time!, January 10, 2020, 01:09:54 am
I will never apologize for calling out initial d as the mind-numbing dreck that it is! Bored to tears I was, every time I had to watch it. ;_; <- like this
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 10, 2020, 10:29:24 am
Too many anime discuss the power of friendship. More anime should take inspo from initial d and discuss the power of horses
Agent Coop Time!, January 09, 2020, 04:37:19 pm
Anime about horses would be way more interesting than initial d.

God what a snoozefest!
Shell Game, January 09, 2020, 06:47:52 pm
(https://digitalreadymarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/banned.jpg)
Agent Coop Time!, January 10, 2020, 01:09:54 am
I will never apologize for calling out initial d as the mind-numbing dreck that it is! Bored to tears I was, every time I had to watch it. ;_; <- like this
Shell Game, January 10, 2020, 10:11:30 am

All you really need from Initial D is to listen to Night of Fire because that song, as the kids say, slaps

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 10, 2020, 10:39:34 am
Too many anime discuss the power of friendship. More anime should take inspo from initial d and discuss the power of horses
Agent Coop Time!, January 09, 2020, 04:37:19 pm
Anime about horses would be way more interesting than initial d.

God what a snoozefest!
Shell Game, January 09, 2020, 06:47:52 pm
(https://digitalreadymarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/banned.jpg)
Agent Coop Time!, January 10, 2020, 01:09:54 am
I will never apologize for calling out initial d as the mind-numbing dreck that it is! Bored to tears I was, every time I had to watch it. ;_; <- like this
Shell Game, January 10, 2020, 10:11:30 am

All you really need from Initial D is to listen to Night of Fire because that song, as the kids say, slaps

Bobguinary Novel, January 10, 2020, 10:29:24 am
And then there's this.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 10, 2020, 12:10:54 pm
Too many anime discuss the power of friendship. More anime should take inspo from initial d and discuss the power of horses
Agent Coop Time!, January 09, 2020, 04:37:19 pm
Anime about horses would be way more interesting than initial d.

God what a snoozefest!
Shell Game, January 09, 2020, 06:47:52 pm
(https://digitalreadymarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/banned.jpg)
Agent Coop Time!, January 10, 2020, 01:09:54 am
I will never apologize for calling out initial d as the mind-numbing dreck that it is! Bored to tears I was, every time I had to watch it. ;_; <- like this
Shell Game, January 10, 2020, 10:11:30 am

All you really need from Initial D is to listen to Night of Fire because that song, as the kids say, slaps

Bobguinary Novel, January 10, 2020, 10:29:24 am
The whole soundtrack goes off
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on January 10, 2020, 04:35:47 pm
Thinking about getting back into Gackt
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 10, 2020, 05:10:09 pm
Thinking about getting back into Gackt
Shigan, January 10, 2020, 04:35:47 pm

*Vanilla sting* (https://youtu.be/yb83fmI47KQ?t=13)

Edit: In a completely FPlus note that I never noticed, the girl wraps Gackt's...needle cage thing in cling film
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Post by: Baldr on January 10, 2020, 06:46:52 pm
Has anyone ever screamed "Stolen valor!" at a member of Scientology's Sea Org?
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Post by: A Meat on January 11, 2020, 11:34:10 am
Killer whales are cosmopolitan
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 11, 2020, 04:16:11 pm
You know PUA's are full of shit because none of them thought of the phrase "scoring 20's"
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 11, 2020, 09:27:42 pm
If someone does things that a pedophile does Nd says things that a pedophile says, safe bet that they're a pedophile.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 12, 2020, 02:08:04 am
The next three replies to this thread are your future, your love life, and the secret to unlocking your true happiness in that order.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on January 12, 2020, 03:55:23 am
might make a conlang or two, because i am normal, and not a dork
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 12, 2020, 04:46:32 am
The next three replies to this thread are your future, your love life, and the secret to unlocking your true happiness in that order.
Shell Game, January 12, 2020, 02:08:04 am

Successful!
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 12, 2020, 12:02:48 pm
N
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Post by: Cheapskate on January 12, 2020, 03:14:58 pm
The next three replies to this thread are your future, your love life, and the secret to unlocking your true happiness in that order.
Shell Game, January 12, 2020, 02:08:04 am

I was going to set up one of those “the words you find in this word search puzzle tell you what will happen in 2020” things, but I couldn’t find a word search creator that could handle the inputs “livinginashotgunshack,” “inanotherpartoftheworld,” “behindthewheelofalargeautomobile,” “withabeautifulhouse,” and “withabeautifulwife.”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 12, 2020, 03:52:31 pm
Are you considered a cyborg if all your prosthetics are entirely organic?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 12, 2020, 04:31:26 pm
Are you considered a cyborg if all your prosthetics are entirely organic?
A Meat, January 12, 2020, 03:52:31 pm
yes. Norbert Wiener invented the word 'cybernetics' and took as his source the Greek "kubernetes", meaning 'steersman' or 'Governor'. As long as your body is a gestalt synthesis, you're a cyborg.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 12, 2020, 09:13:22 pm
Peppa Paypig
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 12, 2020, 09:14:32 pm
Are you considered a cyborg if all your prosthetics are entirely organic?
A Meat, January 12, 2020, 03:52:31 pm

That would be a Bioborg and it means you’re probably an overpowered rpg character
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 12, 2020, 09:17:45 pm
Are you considered a cyborg if all your prosthetics are entirely organic?
A Meat, January 12, 2020, 03:52:31 pm
Frankenstien's monster was a cyborg
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 12, 2020, 10:41:06 pm
Are you considered a cyborg if all your prosthetics are entirely organic?
A Meat, January 12, 2020, 03:52:31 pm
Frankenstien's monster was a cyborg
Agent Coop Time!, January 12, 2020, 09:17:45 pm
everyone pretty much agrees with this
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Post by: Shell Game on January 13, 2020, 12:34:23 am
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417084818850054145/666167844568039425/Screenshot_20200112-223255_Samsung_Internet.jpg)

So mote it be.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 13, 2020, 12:51:06 am
Are you considered a cyborg if all your prosthetics are entirely organic?
A Meat, January 12, 2020, 03:52:31 pm
yes. Norbert Wiener invented the word 'cybernetics' and took as his source the Greek "kubernetes", meaning 'steersman' or 'Governor'. As long as your body is a gestalt synthesis, you're a cyborg.
chai tea latte, January 12, 2020, 04:31:26 pm
more or less the answer I was expecting, but what if the prosthetics are actually cloned parts of your body, like you grow a new arm out of your own stem cell tissue and attach it to your body
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 13, 2020, 10:22:08 am
Ethically tested on fursuits
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 13, 2020, 02:49:27 pm
Are you considered a cyborg if all your prosthetics are entirely organic?
A Meat, January 12, 2020, 03:52:31 pm
yes. Norbert Wiener invented the word 'cybernetics' and took as his source the Greek "kubernetes", meaning 'steersman' or 'Governor'. As long as your body is a gestalt synthesis, you're a cyborg.
chai tea latte, January 12, 2020, 04:31:26 pm
more or less the answer I was expecting, but what if the prosthetics are actually cloned parts of your body, like you grow a new arm out of your own stem cell tissue and attach it to your body
A Meat, January 13, 2020, 12:51:06 am
The accepted term for this in speculative fiction circles is "Nasti-Boi."
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Post by: A Meat on January 13, 2020, 03:24:12 pm
People talk about llamas and alpacas like it's nobody's business, but guanacos and vicuñas? Barely hear a mention of the wild brethren
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 13, 2020, 04:10:07 pm
People talk about llamas and alpacas like it's nobody's business, but guanacos and vicuñas? Barely hear a mention of the wild brethren
A Meat, January 13, 2020, 03:24:12 pm
if they are not valuable to Capital for their wool they r vrmin hth
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 13, 2020, 06:04:43 pm
Are you considered a cyborg if all your prosthetics are entirely organic?
A Meat, January 12, 2020, 03:52:31 pm
yes. Norbert Wiener invented the word 'cybernetics' and took as his source the Greek "kubernetes", meaning 'steersman' or 'Governor'. As long as your body is a gestalt synthesis, you're a cyborg.
chai tea latte, January 12, 2020, 04:31:26 pm
more or less the answer I was expecting, but what if the prosthetics are actually cloned parts of your body, like you grow a new arm out of your own stem cell tissue and attach it to your body
A Meat, January 13, 2020, 12:51:06 am
The accepted term for this in speculative fiction circles is "Nasti-Boi."
Dr. Buttplug, January 13, 2020, 02:49:27 pm
Yeah but they don't mean a thing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on January 13, 2020, 08:21:12 pm
Peppa Paypig
GirlKisser420, January 12, 2020, 09:13:22 pm

This is the hardest I've laughed in days.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on January 13, 2020, 09:46:05 pm
Dino's Dinos would be a better name than Jurassic Park.
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Post by: Neal on January 14, 2020, 02:49:43 pm
The one thing that I've learned in the past week is that apparently all nurses do is make TikTok videos shaming patient behaviors while dancing to mediocre pop songs.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 15, 2020, 07:30:16 am
The one thing that I've learned in the past week is that apparently all nurses do is make TikTok videos shaming patient behaviors while dancing to mediocre pop songs.
Neal, January 14, 2020, 02:49:43 pm

Whatever you say Washington State Senator Maureen Walsh.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 16, 2020, 12:56:00 am
i'm going to a party this saturday and i don't know the majority of the people there and if weren't for the fact that i actually do want to have a good time i was seriously considering making up a whole new persona as a dude named Connor who's only personality trait is that he likes The Office
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Post by: A Meat on January 16, 2020, 02:22:16 pm
roguelike music, where it's procedurally iterated and when you pause or stop it it has to start all over again from the basic tune
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Post by: Wrought on January 16, 2020, 03:06:09 pm
roguelike music, where it's procedurally iterated and when you pause or stop it it has to start all over again from the basic tune
A Meat, January 16, 2020, 02:22:16 pm
http://infinitejukebox.playlistmachinery.com/
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 16, 2020, 10:20:43 pm
i'm going to a party this saturday and i don't know the majority of the people there and if weren't for the fact that i actually do want to have a good time i was seriously considering making up a whole new persona as a dude named Connor who's only personality trait is that he likes The Office
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, January 16, 2020, 12:56:00 am
I think I've met Connor at a party before.
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Post by: Shell Game on January 16, 2020, 10:37:29 pm
i'm going to a party this saturday and i don't know the majority of the people there and if weren't for the fact that i actually do want to have a good time i was seriously considering making up a whole new persona as a dude named Connor who's only personality trait is that he likes The Office
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, January 16, 2020, 12:56:00 am
I think I've met Connor at a party before.
Salubrious Rex, January 16, 2020, 10:20:43 pm
I work with at least 5 Connors.
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Post by: A Meat on January 17, 2020, 12:59:13 am
motherkin
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 17, 2020, 05:29:21 am
Potential Dune B-52 Parody songs: You're living in your own Duncan Idaho, Love Kwisatz Haderach, Gom Jabbar (to the tune of Rock Lobster)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 18, 2020, 02:40:40 am
Raspberry bolognese, the kind you buy at a vegetarian store
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Post by: A Meat on January 20, 2020, 06:00:31 am
ruined orgasm? it's just a bit banged up, just dust it off and it'll be fine
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 20, 2020, 03:33:23 pm
Trying to think of the weirdest kink that would be mostly inoffensive and my brain just kinda froze after the phrase "women in Zorro costumes".
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 21, 2020, 03:19:03 pm
To become, one must, a priori, be come.

Deep.
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Post by: A Meat on January 21, 2020, 04:23:00 pm
I cannot stop thinking about the history of the pronunciation of parallelepiped and how we can also call it a  parallelepipedon, which sounds like a really weird dinosaur
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 21, 2020, 10:05:25 pm
findom hearts
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Post by: Shell Game on January 21, 2020, 11:50:17 pm
What if i put my microwave on the raised counter and then had the standard counter all clear?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 22, 2020, 02:49:25 am
todays fetish is Darcydom, for people who get off from a man in a peacoat being politely rude to them, investing heavy importance into dance pairs, getting to complain about him later, and him turning out to be really rich
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 22, 2020, 05:20:20 am
Cuckoldry is the sexual version of a participation trophy. No wonder Millennials are so into it.
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 22, 2020, 11:09:42 am
todays fetish is Darcydom, for people who get off from a man in a peacoat being politely rude to them, investing heavy importance into dance pairs, getting to complain about him later, and him turning out to be really rich
GirlKisser420, January 22, 2020, 02:49:25 am
I'm more of a cuckllins type - he's damp and boring and in love with an influencer but we have a consistent and pleasant home life
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 22, 2020, 05:01:58 pm
Raspberry bolognese, the kind you buy at a vegetarian store
Dr. Buttplug, January 18, 2020, 02:40:40 am
I sung this to the tune of Raspberry Beret in my hotel room after F Plus Live.
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Post by: A Meat on January 23, 2020, 06:33:58 am
Don Qigong, arch-nemesis of Ma Rio
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr. on January 23, 2020, 09:22:45 pm
cricket butter
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Post by: A Meat on January 24, 2020, 05:48:09 am
The Beatless, the nofap Beatles band
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 24, 2020, 10:43:40 am
Every dog is a scratch and sniff dog.
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 24, 2020, 05:57:43 pm
Tried to remember the name of the people who did the "Somebody That I Used to Know" song and I have since narrowed it down to either "Skopje" or "Hoyt".

Please don't tell me the answer because I do not care.
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Post by: A Meat on January 25, 2020, 12:58:28 am
Impressive how lightning keeps striking all around the U.S. when there's such stigma against and legislation passed against unions
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 25, 2020, 04:47:11 am
You're now wacthing my pharmaceutcom. These tablets have been filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 25, 2020, 05:27:04 am
The Army should just give every soldier an m249 SAW instead of regular guns. The m249 is bigger and deals more damage, it just makes sense
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 25, 2020, 05:31:46 pm
The world needs a new Neil cicierga mouth album now more than ever 
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Post by: cat_examiner on January 25, 2020, 05:41:48 pm
The Army should just give every soldier an m249 SAW instead of regular guns. The m249 is bigger and deals more damage, it just makes sense
GirlKisser420, January 25, 2020, 05:27:04 am

encumbrance

fighters in fullplate simply cannot move with a saw; even with mithral chainmail you'd get outrun by a dwarf on a hoverboard

and no, using a portable hole is only legal for indirect fire / AoE; there isnt enough air in the hole to run direct fire
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 25, 2020, 08:36:21 pm
ourobouros can have little an ourobouros. As a treat.
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 26, 2020, 12:52:16 am
you wish for a book of the new sun prestige tv drama. The monkey's paw curls and Adam Driver is cast as Severian
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 26, 2020, 08:06:15 pm
I wish i could spend a weeks worth of latinum at the dabo table
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 27, 2020, 03:50:26 pm
Mr. Gorbachev, please, that wall be dummy thick...
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 27, 2020, 08:24:04 pm
Dick move
Shaft shift
Schlong along
Penile procession
Knob shuffle
Cock advance
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 28, 2020, 11:46:57 am
epic rap battles of history: 9x18mm makarov vs the back of yezhov's head
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Post by: krytton on January 29, 2020, 03:05:25 am
my favourite joke is when you incredulously echo any word that ends with a schwa and say "i hardly know 'er!"
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 30, 2020, 03:45:04 am
Insomniacs can have little a sleep, as a treat
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 30, 2020, 06:36:28 am
Sign says: "To SJWs:
We hate jews! On the podcast."
Well we're set way back, but we sure as hell are real
Just a racist podcast and we gotta hate blacks!
Listen on the mattress
Listen on the highway
We bigots are on Stitcher
We bigots are on Podbay

The podcast is a little old place where
we can say the N word.
Podcast, baby.
Podcast, baybee.
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Post by: Wrought on January 30, 2020, 01:45:44 pm
Thinking about going in to all the discord servers I haven't talked in in months and just typing "God I'm horny"
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Post by: Shell Game on January 30, 2020, 02:04:09 pm
Thinking about going in to all the discord servers I haven't talked in in months and just typing "God I'm horny"
Wrought, January 30, 2020, 01:45:44 pm
You'd just immediately fit in. Is that what you want?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 30, 2020, 02:06:04 pm
Podcast riff 2: Thinking about constructing a 3 hour long rollercoaster ride that regularly pushes 10 Gs and it's smoking weed that makes you eligible to get on it, not height. Gonna call it The Joe Rogan Near Death Experience.
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Post by: Wrought on January 30, 2020, 03:37:19 pm
Thinking about going in to all the discord servers I haven't talked in in months and just typing "God I'm horny"
Wrought, January 30, 2020, 01:45:44 pm
You'd just immediately fit in. Is that what you want?
Shell Game, January 30, 2020, 02:04:09 pm
it's all i want...
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 30, 2020, 05:45:07 pm
That shits expensive, its super drugs, for the super rich. That shit so powerfull you gotta snort it up your asshole or else you die!
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Post by: Shell Game on January 31, 2020, 01:25:53 am
Thinking about that time the pan flute player at the Saturday Market was actually just playing a K.K. Slider song.
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Post by: Mix on January 31, 2020, 01:37:44 am
thinkin bout thos beans.....
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Post by: A Meat on January 31, 2020, 03:31:27 am
Every They Might Be Giants song is about a fetish or a kink
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Post by: Shell Game on January 31, 2020, 08:04:03 am
Every They Might Be Giants song is about a fetish or a kink
A Meat, January 31, 2020, 03:31:27 am
This may be the single most intolerable thing you've ever said.
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Post by: A Meat on January 31, 2020, 08:56:04 am
Every They Might Be Giants song is about a fetish or a kink
A Meat, January 31, 2020, 03:31:27 am
This may be the single most intolerable thing you've ever said.
Shell Game, January 31, 2020, 08:04:03 am
It's the most intrusive thought I've had in months, I have to get rid of it somehow.
You have to admit Whistling in the Dark is about a fetishist though
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 31, 2020, 11:38:39 am
Saw an article about how the british masturbate the most and every comment was just "yeah the country is full of wankers".
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 31, 2020, 12:34:29 pm
My phone has greyscale mode fuck RGB in 2020
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 31, 2020, 07:00:58 pm
Met this cute new barista at my tims and i like to imagine him pouring milk is like lovingly peeing semen in my coffee.. ahh! so invigorating.. ☺ but when i, in my sexy voice, whispered this to him as he was making my double double.. he called security on me!!! rude!!! now im banned from that tims and mama needs her coffee..so i have been sending anonymous tips that he picks his nose and doesnt wash his hands (which is true by the way) so they move him to another store and finally i can see him again ❤ ❤ ❤
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 01, 2020, 12:46:59 pm
Applying to fly the new xfl blimp
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 01, 2020, 03:26:00 pm
Confusion Profusion, my new jazz fusion band
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 01, 2020, 04:28:59 pm
Applying to fly the new xfl blimp
Agent Coop Time!, February 01, 2020, 12:46:59 pm

You'll have to honor the tradition of the previous blimp and spike it into a restaurant.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 01, 2020, 04:50:49 pm
Shhhhhh they'll never let me fly it if they find out thats the plan
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 01, 2020, 11:54:20 pm
Every They Might Be Giants song is about a fetish or a kink
A Meat, January 31, 2020, 03:31:27 am

I get boners when I think about cities having different names in the past but without internationally known reasons for changing them
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Post by: krytton on February 02, 2020, 04:47:12 am
real men have neocortices and three middle ear bones
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 02, 2020, 08:40:47 am
Every They Might Be Giants song is about a fetish or a kink
A Meat, January 31, 2020, 03:31:27 am

I get boners when I think about cities having different names in the past but without internationally known reasons for changing them
GirlKisser420, February 01, 2020, 11:54:20 pm
Good thing they didn't write that song then
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Post by: Cheapskate on February 02, 2020, 10:11:38 pm
Starting a Porno for Pyros cover band for thieving spinal adjusters called Kleptos for Chiro.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 03, 2020, 05:51:17 am
Pretty Fly (For a Wife Guy)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 04, 2020, 03:41:32 am
Keep getting spam emails about "I'm looking for a man with passion and a zest for life" like you're barking up the wrong tree there, fake lady designed to steal my card details, I'm a fucker.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 04, 2020, 01:12:42 pm
A shop for custom, hand thrown pottery bongs called Glaze n' Blaze.

Would also work for a weed donut shop
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on February 04, 2020, 01:57:36 pm
the original pitch for mr. peanut dying was that his nephew was going to take over the company because the rich billionaire aesthetic doesn't work well among the new generation. he was going to be a endearingly naive techbro who promted eco-friendlyness and wore a polo shirt. then baby yoda happened in november and planters scrapped everything in order to make the baby nut. that's why his commercial and revival was only ~20 seconds compared to the full thirty and it was edited weird, and why the baby nut looks so terrible. if i don't log back in that means they found me
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 04, 2020, 02:58:41 pm
210 calories eat a bag of Cheez-its erryday
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr. on February 04, 2020, 09:00:05 pm
A shop for custom, hand thrown pottery bongs called Glaze n' Blaze.

Would also work for a weed donut shop
Bobguinary Novel, February 04, 2020, 01:12:42 pm
Glaze n' Blaze ya dead homie?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 04, 2020, 10:05:39 pm
A shop for custom, hand thrown pottery bongs called Glaze n' Blaze.

Would also work for a weed donut shop
Bobguinary Novel, February 04, 2020, 01:12:42 pm
Glaze n' Blaze ya dead homie?
Turbo Sexaphonic Bunnybread Jr., February 04, 2020, 09:00:05 pm

They're just that good bud
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Post by: Shell Game on February 05, 2020, 02:27:05 am
Hey that while still liking a boy advice was actually very brave. It turns out doing a lot of things while still liking a boy is very hard.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 06, 2020, 05:17:34 pm
Quoth the Raven "Meet Hot Singles In Your Area"
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Post by: Wrought on February 06, 2020, 08:35:07 pm
Actually, it's only Dijon du Jour if it's from the Dijon region of France. Otherwise it's sparkling reader.
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Post by: A Meat on February 07, 2020, 12:11:46 am
Francisco Goya's Saturn Devouring His Cum
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 07, 2020, 12:13:16 am
Greek God Tier List

Poseidon: Hell yeah ocean dude
Hades: cool guy all around
Athena: wears armor with titties, nice
Prometheus: cool crime dude
Aphrodite: Yowza what a babe
.....
....
....
Apollo: lmao nice sandals dr idiot
Zeus: Rapist
Dionysius: you think a party god would be cool but it’s some weird fat drunk guy who gets fed grapes. All the women in psycho murder mode are cool but though
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Post by: Mix on February 07, 2020, 01:09:19 am
an onlyfans spinoff called bronyfans
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Post by: A Meat on February 07, 2020, 02:23:00 am
an onlyfans spinoff called bronyfans
Mix, February 07, 2020, 01:09:19 am
An onlyfans rebranding to lonelyfans
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 07, 2020, 12:50:01 pm
All "post-rock" bands are jam bands
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on February 07, 2020, 04:08:38 pm
Agatha Krispy Kreme novels
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Post by: Wrought on February 08, 2020, 12:11:00 am
Liar Liar but Jim Carrey's kid wishes he can't cum for a whole day
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Post by: Sauce on February 08, 2020, 05:35:03 am
Flu is short for influencer.
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Post by: Cheapskate on February 08, 2020, 02:41:31 pm
The Price is Right, but hosted by Vincent Price.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 09, 2020, 11:32:01 am
Baby peanut was just a harbinger
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 09, 2020, 12:00:40 pm
Baby peanut was just a harbinger
A Meat, February 09, 2020, 11:32:01 am

The Prince of Egypt when the queen finds Moses in a basket by the river, but the baby nut, and pushes it back into the river
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 09, 2020, 12:33:25 pm
Baby peanut was just a harbinger
A Meat, February 09, 2020, 11:32:01 am
We will live to see the rebirth of mr clean
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Post by: krytton on February 09, 2020, 09:23:59 pm
starting today, bringing back i am V2 word order
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 10, 2020, 02:28:21 pm
I wish more architects took inspo from the cover of "The Royal Scam"
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 10, 2020, 02:59:57 pm
I wish more architects took inspo from the cover of "The Royal Scam"
Agent Coop Time!, February 10, 2020, 02:28:21 pm

Come on down to Los Pez Dispenser!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 11, 2020, 04:44:29 am
What if instead of a dick there was just a hole through which sperm was shot out in pellets
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 11, 2020, 07:07:24 am
What if instead of a dick there was just a hole through which sperm was shot out in pellets
A Meat, February 11, 2020, 04:44:29 am

So a Pez dispenser?
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Post by: MarioSpeedwagon on February 11, 2020, 11:30:43 pm
poly fulla crackers
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 12, 2020, 01:42:28 pm
If i had to send a rock n roll album into space to teach aliens about earth it would be Funhouse or maybe Significant Other
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 12, 2020, 03:24:41 pm
Galaxie 420
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 12, 2020, 07:12:27 pm
Anyone that uses technology-based metaphors are the people who understand technology the least
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 12, 2020, 10:36:04 pm
Anyone that uses technology-based metaphors are the people who understand technology the least
Bobguinary Novel, February 12, 2020, 07:12:27 pm
Can I upload this?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 12, 2020, 10:54:10 pm
Anyone that uses technology-based metaphors are the people who understand technology the least
Bobguinary Novel, February 12, 2020, 07:12:27 pm
Can I upload this?
Agent Coop Time!, February 12, 2020, 10:36:04 pm

No, but you can upload this:

(https://i.imgur.com/0A7ERVs.png)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 13, 2020, 06:42:20 am
The girls actually love when I send them dick pics. Sike! I just lead them on then hang them out to dry. That's why they call me "Richard Link Later".
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Post by: I Liked That Joke on February 13, 2020, 01:58:17 pm
I can tell that some shit's going on in my subconscious because I keep finding myself buying icon packs on my phone.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 13, 2020, 04:31:37 pm
leia? i hardly know 'er!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 14, 2020, 03:17:01 pm
"We trained a neural net to write candy hearts but it wasn't funny enough so here's some shit we made up"
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Post by: Frank West on February 15, 2020, 11:49:46 am
I'm into playplay, I get off when everyone is just, like, having a fun time.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 15, 2020, 01:46:14 pm
meetup.com group types:

do YOU like discussing bitcoin over an eight hour magic the gathering session?

London's LITTEST parties for SINGLE PEOPLE to get FUCKED UP with us

Business Networking for Business People Group

javascript monthly (you can replace javascript with eight hundred other programming languages i didn't know existed until i clicked on the group to see what "london strunchmeisters" means)

regardless of which one you click on every single picture is the same group of tall dark gaunt men in ill fitting button ups



Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 15, 2020, 02:28:00 pm
meetup.com group types:

do YOU like discussing bitcoin over an eight hour magic the gathering session?

London's LITTEST parties for SINGLE PEOPLE to get FUCKED UP with us

Business Networking for Business People Group

javascript monthly (you can replace javascript with eight hundred other programming languages i didn't know existed until i clicked on the group to see what "london strunchmeisters" means)

regardless of which one you click on every single picture is the same group of tall dark gaunt men in ill fitting button ups
boooo566, February 15, 2020, 01:46:14 pm

As someone who also spent a long time trawling through meetup to find things to do, can confirm, 100% this, that's a Texas-sized 10-4 good buddy

I also spotted one very active cuddle party group
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 15, 2020, 03:50:10 pm
meetup.com group types:

do YOU like discussing bitcoin over an eight hour magic the gathering session?

boooo566, February 15, 2020, 01:46:14 pm

well yeah I've watched chai stream before it was pretty good
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 17, 2020, 01:33:12 am
liveleek.com


Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sauce on February 17, 2020, 07:30:23 pm
My first exposure to the concept of sex work was on Habbo Hotel. I suspect this is true for a surprisingly high number of people my age.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 17, 2020, 11:47:35 pm
Is there such a thing as a modern day nunnery, but without the Jesus? Think that might be a regular cult. Or a hippie commune, if we're being charitable
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 18, 2020, 12:11:47 am
Is there such a thing as a modern day nunnery, but without the Jesus? Think that might be a regular cult. Or a hippie commune, if we're being charitable
Bobguinary Novel, February 17, 2020, 11:47:35 pm
grad school
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 18, 2020, 05:01:58 am
My first exposure to the concept of sex work was on Habbo Hotel. I suspect this is true for a surprisingly high number of people my age.
Sauce, February 17, 2020, 07:30:23 pm
sounds like someone didn't have to study bible in elementary school
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 18, 2020, 08:54:02 pm
A wise man1 once said: "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack"


1) ferengi grand nagus
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 19, 2020, 01:44:18 am
Lost is probably the worst thing to happen to visual media. It shifted the paradigm of creating tension in the audience away from the traditional way of the traditional Hitchcockian view that tension is created when the audience knows something the characters doesn't to the JJ Abrams mystery box theory that tension  is created when the writer knows something the audience doesn't.

This is dangerous for two reasons:

Now where stuck whit shit like Sherlock, Watchmen and the last season of GoT.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 20, 2020, 12:52:45 am
Jimmy neutron is an ugly piece of shit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 20, 2020, 01:56:47 am
Jimmy neutron is an ugly piece of shit
GirlKisser420, February 20, 2020, 12:52:45 am
i can't believe i once believed the little kid in the leather jacket was cool
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 20, 2020, 03:50:50 pm
We all know and love these Kongs, don't we fellas, we got

Donkey Kong (he's the leader of the bunch, you know him well)
Tiny Kong (she can shrink in size to suit her mood)
Lanky Kong (he has no style, he has no grace)
Diddy Kong (he can fly real high with his jetpack on)
Chunky Kong (can pick up a boulder with relative ease)
Healthy Feet Female feet RP's Feet for Skyrim UNPB UUNP CBBE Kong (Longer and more chiselled toes Higher arches both medial and lateral More protrude ankle bones Slenderer metatarsus area Lengthier tarsus area and more)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 22, 2020, 10:23:33 pm
When Creepypasta writers mention Hyperreal manifestations of horror phenomena, they do not simply mean ‘very realistic’ but in fact refer to Baudrilliard’s concept of a state where the constant exposure to simulacra results in the symbol overriding the primary source in our understanding of it, which is entirely appropriate for postmodern writing about media overstepping it’s established material and psychological boundaries. In this lens, the term cleverly shows the overwhelming breakdown of boundaries within creepypasta narratives: the hyperreal blood and so on is realistic only in that it is understood as realistic by the observer. In this essay I will
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 23, 2020, 03:55:31 pm
Ahhhhh fuck bimbofied again, even though I’m asexual...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 23, 2020, 03:58:21 pm
A good drag king name would be Al Female
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 23, 2020, 09:26:23 pm
Saw a pic of a card for someone turning 21 and it mentioned "avoided living in a van down by the river". The sketch itself has been able to drink for over 6 years.

Although there are actually people living in vans because of housing crisis, so maybe it's a dead serious card.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on February 23, 2020, 11:27:49 pm
nobody is ever in ohio on purpose
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on February 24, 2020, 09:58:39 am
nobody is ever in ohio on purpose
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, February 23, 2020, 11:27:49 pm
THE LESBIATHAN would beg to differ.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bunnybread on February 24, 2020, 10:20:04 am
nobody is ever in ohio on purpose
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, February 23, 2020, 11:27:49 pm

(https://imgur.com/r4bpHzw.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: MarioSpeedwagon on February 24, 2020, 11:51:16 am
I have been to Ohio twice to visit relatives and hated every second of it, but it did give me one special moment:

We were at the zoo with my elderly in-laws, uncle on a rascal, aunt following behind. Aunt trips and falls, we all rush over to help, except for uncle. We call out to him to let him know and he yells back "FUCK HER, WHERE ARE THE POLAR BEARS"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 24, 2020, 12:15:51 pm
nobody is ever in ohio on purpose
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, February 23, 2020, 11:27:49 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/xOaXoeq.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 24, 2020, 02:35:50 pm
nobody is ever in ohio on purpose
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, February 23, 2020, 11:27:49 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/xOaXoeq.jpg)
Agent Coop Time!, February 24, 2020, 12:15:51 pm

Look, Michigan gave up in the battle for the Toledo strip in exchange for the upper peninsula, no takesies-backsies Ohio.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on February 24, 2020, 05:25:12 pm
if I had had half a clue as a teenager, I could've been a goth, and I probably could've pulled it off
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on February 24, 2020, 05:33:22 pm
Phở Buddies
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on February 25, 2020, 12:10:46 pm
the top conservative minds of our current time are people who record themselves getting mad in their car on youtube
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 25, 2020, 12:20:12 pm
the top conservative minds of our current time are people who record themselves getting mad in their car on youtube
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, February 25, 2020, 12:10:46 pm
now listen, you cuck, call me an SJW one more time and I'll sock you in your goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 26, 2020, 01:10:01 am
‘We’re both like the Gunblade, Snake. Old killers brought into the modern age. Bastard weapons who can’t quite let go. It’s time to see if we can transcend this age of technological redundancy’ ~ badass quote from my MGSsona Gunblade Orca
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 26, 2020, 02:52:16 am
the top conservative minds of our current time are people who record themselves getting mad in their car on youtube
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, February 25, 2020, 12:10:46 pm


any conservative born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is culture war, rant in car, all meat diet, be incel , eat benzos & lie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 26, 2020, 03:22:13 am
"Do you feel that, Snake? This is what I live for, that moment where you're standing on the Gunblade's Edge, just waiting for the shell to fire and vibrate the blade. We'll see who can keep up the longest!" ~ Quote from Gunblade Orca while she revved her gunblade's engine
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on February 26, 2020, 11:25:35 am
Two lobsters fighting above a theremin
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on February 26, 2020, 12:30:03 pm
Two lobsters fighting above a theremin
cat_examiner, February 26, 2020, 11:25:35 am
The latest Lemon Demon song.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 26, 2020, 04:24:27 pm
The Seventh Continent 2: The Eight Continent
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 26, 2020, 10:40:25 pm
The Happening, but for everyone with a net worth over $50 million
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 26, 2020, 10:42:02 pm
‘The patriots took everything from me, and then the Cybersurgery took me from everything. All I have now is this Gunblade and a war to win.’ Gunblade Orca at the bar trying to get a girlfriend
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 27, 2020, 12:47:42 am
So GK what do you think you’ll be doing in 5 years?

Well, I’ll be online making posts about a fictional character I made up as a joke called Gunblade Orca and getting increasingly vivid imaginings of them until I get a tulpa probably. I’ll also have hair still
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 27, 2020, 01:36:08 am
So GK what do you think you’ll be doing in 5 years?

Well, I’ll be online making posts about a fictional character I made up as a joke called Gunblade Orca and getting increasingly vivid imaginings of them until I get a tulpa probably. I’ll also have hair still
GirlKisser420, February 27, 2020, 12:47:42 am
it's okay to commission fanart of your mgssona
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 27, 2020, 02:35:27 am
non-euclidean q*bert
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 27, 2020, 06:52:14 am
non-euclidean q*bert
A Meat, February 27, 2020, 02:35:27 am

(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/462101103715287051/679066316099027014/unknown.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 27, 2020, 10:12:02 am
Godwag You, Beef Emperor
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 27, 2020, 12:23:34 pm
When the hardcore show poster uses ancient mosiac floor art you know you're in for a treat
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 27, 2020, 03:15:00 pm
‪“Well maybe if Kojima wrote better Females I wouldn’t need her!”~ me screaming in the shower before visualing a perfect 3D Gunblade Orca saying Thank You‬
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on February 27, 2020, 05:18:10 pm
This is a fun break from reality you're expecting, gk
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on February 27, 2020, 07:40:41 pm
"Just because you made her doesn't mean you know everything about her! Now please stop talking to me, it makes me dysphoric." - Me, to girlkisser, after finding out I'm otherkin with Gunblade Orca
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 27, 2020, 10:50:45 pm
"Snake. We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in"
-Me, reminiscing about all my favorite games as spurred on by this thread
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 28, 2020, 12:31:01 am
"Just because you made her doesn't mean you know everything about her! Now please stop talking to me, it makes me dysphoric." - Me, to girlkisser, after finding out I'm otherkin with Gunblade Orca
Frank West, February 27, 2020, 07:40:41 pm

Me and frank west in an empty warehouse, patting our thighs and waving dolphin meat and triple triad cards to the air, forcing Gunblade Orca to pick between us
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 28, 2020, 03:45:50 am
Happy birthday, Gamemaster Anthony

Bring it in everybody! Yes, even you Gunblade Orca.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 29, 2020, 03:18:56 am
Me, giving the customary 20% tip to my wonderful waiter:
"BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 29, 2020, 07:00:00 am
Genuinely fucking astounded I ran an AV scan for like the first time in 6 months and it found absolutely nothing. All the shit I click on and not a single one bothered to start mining bitcoins for the Namibian government.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 29, 2020, 10:05:25 am
I'm not stuck in bed, I just have a living room pathing error
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on February 29, 2020, 02:57:57 pm
I'm not stuck in bed, I just have a living room pathing error
Bobguinary Novel, February 29, 2020, 10:05:25 am
Me too
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 29, 2020, 05:48:43 pm
I think I'm gonna open a restaurant, but this one isn't going to be a super nightmare for me that makes no money like every other restaurant, it'll be cool and trendy and I'll be rich. gonna sell overloaded milkshakes there
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 29, 2020, 10:36:44 pm
‘Haha no otacon I’m definitely not a furry, the name’s just an army thing, haha lol’ ~Gunblade Orca, sweating
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 02, 2020, 08:41:38 pm
Is 'simp' like 'cuck'? I've seen it getting around a lot and have seen it used to describe some cartoon animals, a politician, and 'SJWs'.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 02, 2020, 09:11:34 pm
Is 'simp' like 'cuck'? I've seen it getting around a lot and have seen it used to describe some cartoon animals, a politician, and 'SJWs'.
Salubrious Rex, March 02, 2020, 08:41:38 pm

It's the hot new word to use for men who show any amount of respect to women - like white knight, cuck, etc. Basically, another word that signals you should not give a shit about the person who uses it.

Bonus FEEEEEEEEEMALES from the definition.

Urban dictionary: •A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Also: Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 03, 2020, 01:44:31 am
Is 'simp' like 'cuck'? I've seen it getting around a lot and have seen it used to describe some cartoon animals, a politician, and 'SJWs'.
Salubrious Rex, March 02, 2020, 08:41:38 pm

It's the hot new word to use for men who show any amount of respect to women - like white knight, cuck, etc. Basically, another word that signals you should not give a shit about the person who uses it.

Bonus FEEEEEEEEEMALES from the definition.

Urban dictionary: •A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Also: Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
Bobguinary Novel, March 02, 2020, 09:11:34 pm
[females]
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 04, 2020, 09:19:28 am
i need to stay off twitter bc im starting to get irony/discourse poisoning and also there's a lot of games coming out this month that i don't want to get spoiled. hey i wonder what's going on on twitter.
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Post by: Wrought on March 05, 2020, 02:44:05 pm
Inspiring: Cancer Dog Get 15 Times More Cance Than You an Me
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Post by: Great Joe on March 07, 2020, 06:12:35 am
I sometimes wonder who was first on record to see an object in a game just sliding along a surface, and called it vibrating, and why.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 07, 2020, 09:09:55 am
Creepy Pastor
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Post by: The Smoking Dad on March 07, 2020, 02:10:53 pm
juicero but it’s juulero, you get a bag of nicotine, flavoring, and additives and the machine churns out a juul pod for you to vape. also it’s connected to the internet
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Post by: A Meat on March 07, 2020, 04:29:05 pm
once in a while I check this thread's most recent page to see if I posted my thought here or tweeted it
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 07, 2020, 05:06:00 pm
once in a while I check this thread's most recent page to see if I posted my thought here or tweeted it
A Meat, March 07, 2020, 04:29:05 pm

are you not doing both with everything? you're missing out on valuable internet points
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 07, 2020, 05:08:11 pm
once in a while I check this thread's most recent page to see if I posted my thought here or tweeted it
A Meat, March 07, 2020, 04:29:05 pm

are you not doing both with everything? you're missing out on valuable internet points
boooo566, March 07, 2020, 05:06:00 pm

Hootsuite ballp.it plugin when, lemon?
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 07, 2020, 09:37:56 pm
'yiff' = 'yif and only yif'

Thanks
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 07, 2020, 10:15:28 pm
Joe Biden voice: tired of this Earth jack. tired o-o, tired of these folks, people, ok? yknow, just tired if gettin all bungled...you know, guys. the malarkey of their living.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 08, 2020, 07:54:19 am
my local supermarket has been entirely bought out of loo roll, pasta, and tomato soup (and probably other things that I didn't notice because I wasn't trying to buy them), and I thought to myself "next time they're in stock I'm going to buy a whole bunch so I don't run out if people keep going crazy" and now I just wonder how many of them are actually worried about coronavirus as opposed to just running out, and it turns out I'm not only a stockpiling idiot, I'm the slowest stockpiling idiot.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 08, 2020, 09:38:17 pm
Lmao at the Falun Gong. Maybe you wouldn’t get your organs harvested if you didn’t make them so good with your breathing exercises
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 09, 2020, 01:44:36 pm
prestige tv is all about how bigots can be heroes too
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 09, 2020, 03:59:04 pm
my local supermarket has been entirely bought out of loo roll, pasta, and tomato soup...
boooo566, March 08, 2020, 07:54:19 am
Maybe go with bog roll. Loo roll makes me imagine a delicious pastry.

This has been another episode of self important American criticizes your dialect. Next episode I'll be yelling about Midwesterners regarding "pop."
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Post by: krytton on March 09, 2020, 11:53:57 pm
ah, another primary is on. time to close twitter for 36 hours.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 10, 2020, 01:21:14 am
"I'm hot, I have right of way"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 10, 2020, 01:44:57 am
Twitter's actually just fine for me. Mostly I only follow friends from here, the artist who I commission for adorable dragon drawings and the NitW guy. Frankly? That's all I really need.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 10, 2020, 05:49:34 am
The word ‘Gunblade’ is really creeping ahead in my word auto suggestions more than I’d like it to
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 10, 2020, 01:12:03 pm
I've been e-mailing Lemon for 2 months to change the Kiss and Slap buttons into the Based and Cringe buttons to get with the times. No response. Thinking about making a sockpuppet and pestering him about changing them to the Epic Win and Epic Fail buttons, to shift the overton window. Will update on any progress.
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Post by: Oats on March 10, 2020, 03:51:41 pm
my local supermarket has been entirely bought out of loo roll, pasta, and tomato soup...
boooo566, March 08, 2020, 07:54:19 am
Maybe go with bog roll. Loo roll makes me imagine a delicious pastry.

This has been another episode of self important American criticizes your dialect. Next episode I'll be yelling about Midwesterners regarding "pop."
Dr. Buttplug, March 09, 2020, 03:59:04 pm

Bog roll just has me thinking you mean sphagnum moss at that point because sphagnum is recommended as a Backcountry toilet paper

Don't get into hiking these are the conversations you end up having
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 10, 2020, 03:57:12 pm
I considered the word bog for that post but felt it was too colloquial.
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Post by: NutshellGulag on March 10, 2020, 05:02:13 pm
There is no seasoning, only Zuul.
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Post by: krytton on March 10, 2020, 06:12:52 pm
update: opened twitter, some people tattooed color hexes onto their arms, closed twitter

i love the internet
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Post by: krytton on March 10, 2020, 07:01:50 pm
medieval fantasy kingdoms can have shitty flags too
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 10, 2020, 08:41:44 pm
There is no seasoning, only Zuul.
NutshellGulag, March 10, 2020, 05:02:13 pm

Oh my, no thank you, Zuul is just too spicy for me!
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Post by: Shell Game on March 11, 2020, 12:17:19 am
How do I love tomatoes? Let me count the ways...

1) I love them.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 11, 2020, 01:24:30 am
How do I love tomatoes? Let me count the ways...

1) I love them.
Shell Game, March 11, 2020, 12:17:19 am
2) growing them
3) fucking them
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Post by: A Meat on March 11, 2020, 01:31:06 am
Universal Classic Monster Girls
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 11, 2020, 03:27:40 am
God damn so many of the Newbery awarded books were just stories about poc written by white people. And in one case, written by a man of eastern European heritage who one day declared that he was actually of Native American descent.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on March 11, 2020, 08:26:50 pm
God damn so many of the Newbery awarded books were just stories about poc written by white people. And in one case, written by a man of eastern European heritage who one day declared that he was actually of Native American descent.
Shell Game, March 11, 2020, 03:27:40 am
I know exactly which book you're talking about. :C
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 11, 2020, 11:15:19 pm
When I like a terrible band I just say they were on a "good comp"
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 12, 2020, 04:13:16 pm
Next years march madness really better step it up
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 12, 2020, 05:06:52 pm
idea for an asshole web design thing: a store page with a checkout button that's gray but still clickable until you agree to sign up for the newsletter, then it turns bright green but you can't click on it
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 12, 2020, 05:49:20 pm
She got that Albert Einstein pussy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 13, 2020, 01:19:48 am
The Isocol crocodile's outfit but on a human.
(https://i.imgur.com/v1RFmPL.png)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 13, 2020, 03:51:22 am
Would catching the coronavirus make my posts better, or worse? Needs testing
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 13, 2020, 07:00:23 am
the original version of Macarena is better than the dance remix
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 13, 2020, 07:10:33 am
Would catching the coronavirus make my posts better, or worse? Needs testing
GirlKisser420, March 13, 2020, 03:51:22 am

Delirium posting is always a good time
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Oats on March 13, 2020, 08:47:58 am
Hyperreal 1950s Dreamscape McDonald's
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 13, 2020, 03:07:05 pm
Would Thomas Aquinas lie to win Big Brother Canada
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 13, 2020, 05:16:56 pm
stockpile toilet paper? i hardly know 'er!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 13, 2020, 05:33:03 pm
Explaining Roll Up The Rim To Win to absolutely incredulous British people right now.

-what do you MEAN you bite the coffee cup
-is this a trick
-what do you mean nobody ever wins the car
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 14, 2020, 05:54:29 am
I kid you not, ballpit, this Louis Philippe guy, he turns himself into a pear. He's the pear king. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 14, 2020, 11:46:56 am
gonna get a plague doctor mask to wear on the train to flex on all those idiots with regular useless face masks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 14, 2020, 09:33:57 pm
Make Lake Superior Again
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 15, 2020, 05:29:14 am
bring back new wave
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 15, 2020, 05:30:13 am
its gonna kick ass for coronavirus to render us all more individualised, ritualistic and desperate. things are going to be Really Cool psychically
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 15, 2020, 05:51:59 am
its wild that everyone thinks Icarus was a cool, tragic figure. the truth is he was a fucking idiot.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 15, 2020, 05:56:14 am
sorry about the pause  of gunblade orca content recently. she was on patrol and she found a bunch of porno mags that turned out to be on top of a land mine
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on March 15, 2020, 07:24:37 am
You, a lame philistine: Sliding in to the DM's


Me, tricked out and totally radical: soaping into your neopets mail
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 15, 2020, 01:43:55 pm
sorry about the pause  of gunblade orca content recently. she was on patrol and she found a bunch of porno mags that turned out to be on top of a land mine
GirlKisser420, March 15, 2020, 05:56:14 am
She shoulda realized the locals were avoiding it...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 15, 2020, 02:07:33 pm
sorry about the pause  of gunblade orca content recently. she was on patrol and she found a bunch of porno mags that turned out to be on top of a land mine
GirlKisser420, March 15, 2020, 05:56:14 am
wait, is that what woods porno was for?
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Post by: sambair on March 15, 2020, 02:23:50 pm
I was buying some groceries after work, and when I saw that the store was out of bread, I had to keep myself from absolutely losing my shit laughing, because there was no way in Hell I could explain it if one of my coworkers noticed and said something.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 16, 2020, 12:15:41 am
If I get the streaming working on my ps4 we're playin fire pro
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 16, 2020, 11:15:46 am
thinking about how erwin schrödinger made up a whole thought experiment as a critique of the copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics and the entire scientific community has since come to the consensus of "yeah thats pretty much how it works."

reminds me of when my sister thought schrödingers cat was an actual thing someone did
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Penultimatum on March 16, 2020, 01:45:13 pm
thinking about how erwin schrödinger made up a whole thought experiment as a critique of the copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics and the entire scientific community has since come to the consensus of "yeah thats pretty much how it works."

reminds me of when my sister thought schrödingers cat was an actual thing someone did
krytton, March 16, 2020, 11:15:46 am
Many worlds interpretation all the way baby! I’ll have as many universes as I want, dad, you can’t force your global realism on me!
realtalk many worlds is the most logically consistent interpretation of quantum mechanics and I’ll fight you if you disagree
edit: I feel I should clarify, by "fight" I mean destroy with facts and logic, not actually fight
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 16, 2020, 03:13:40 pm
realtalk many worlds is the most logically consistent interpretation of quantum mechanics and I’ll fight you if you disagree
Friend Anemone, March 16, 2020, 01:45:13 pm
I disagree.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 16, 2020, 04:27:24 pm
reminds me of when my sister thought schrödingers cat was an actual thing someone did
krytton, March 16, 2020, 11:15:46 am

Yeah, everyone knows it's an actual thing someone will do... or will they?
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Post by: krytton on March 18, 2020, 06:57:28 am
wife swap licensed game
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 18, 2020, 03:37:31 pm
Walking in to my game store acting like an absolute bastard when I go to pick up my copy of Animal Crossing because I have to make the memes of Animal Crossing players vs. DOOM players picking up their games real.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 18, 2020, 04:32:12 pm
all the psycho horse girls and crystal warriors are becoming the shock troopers of ecofascism and it's almost funny except for the tens of millions of people who will die
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 18, 2020, 04:37:31 pm
Walking in to my game store acting like an absolute bastard when I go to pick up my copy of Animal Crossing because I have to make the memes of Animal Crossing players vs. DOOM players picking up their games real.
Salubrious Rex, March 18, 2020, 03:37:31 pm

Normienative Determinism
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 18, 2020, 04:42:42 pm
D&D style generic fantasy wizards, but instead of having a long grey beard and a dumb hat they're clean-shaven and hatless, with very well maintained hair
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 18, 2020, 06:52:49 pm
Tshirt that says "I Went To Jupiter And All I Got Was More Stupider"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 18, 2020, 07:09:49 pm
"nice proverb, mei ling, but I got a better one. Never bring a knife to a gunblade fight. Or a gun." ~Gunblade Orca
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 19, 2020, 06:42:03 pm
Medievo, the middle ages version of Devo. Known for their songs "Art thou experienced?", "We've ceased being cold" "Maiden U Want (to take as your wife)", "Mongol", and "Whip him"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 20, 2020, 01:45:06 am
My church minister is praying for me to not have coronavirus, imperials. Can you say the same

(I'm sick😓)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 20, 2020, 02:22:37 am
My church minister is praying for me to not have coronavirus, imperials. Can you say the same

(I'm sick😓)
chai tea latte, March 20, 2020, 01:45:06 am
we both are
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 20, 2020, 02:26:39 am
It's not that I'm a contrarian, I just have bad taste
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 20, 2020, 06:14:31 am
first day of wfh and i do not have the self control to maintain a reasonable diet with the entire contents of my fridge just sitting right there
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Post by: Cheapskate on March 20, 2020, 08:05:34 am
Looking for fantasy art of women? Your choices are:

1. Twee rednosed Tumblr blob
2. Eastern European Warhammer ripoff
3. Shiny Asian boob monster
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 20, 2020, 09:58:11 am
Looking for fantasy art of women? Your choices are:

1. Twee rednosed Tumblr blob
2. Eastern European Warhammer ripoff
3. Shiny Asian boob monster
Cheapskate, March 20, 2020, 08:05:34 am
I'll take Shiny Asian boob monster for a one thousand Alex.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 20, 2020, 11:03:56 am
Product Idea: Danger Beans. An advertisement on the packaging claims that 50% of the jelly beans contained within are cherry flavoured, while the other 50% of them are cinnamon. In actuality, all of them are cinnamon.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 20, 2020, 11:56:32 am
capricorn: love is in the air this week, but it's being filtered out by your mask rn
taurus: staying inside feels natural, and its the best thing to do this week, but look out for more trouble brewing on the horizon
gemini: hope you've got a will, if it's not coronavirus it will be an escaped leopard
pisces: get tested, its probably syphilis because those aren't the coronavirus symptoms at all
aries: there are rewards to be had if you watch your behaviour, practice proper distancing and toilet paper will be in your future
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Post by: Great Joe on March 20, 2020, 12:38:21 pm
The sound in Sonics 1-3 for breathing in a bubble, and the kupo sound from Final Fantasy 9 are the same two tones.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 20, 2020, 09:05:06 pm
Looking for fantasy art of women? Your choices are:

1. Twee rednosed Tumblr blob
2. Eastern European Warhammer ripoff
3. Shiny Asian boob monster
Cheapskate, March 20, 2020, 08:05:34 am

I played a red haired barbarian lady for a long term rpg and boy it turns out a lotta people still want to fuck red Sonja
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 20, 2020, 09:50:45 pm
Hey heads up thought you should know I’m currently in new game plus for life after I died like 40 years in the future, so far it fucking sucks because I’m exposed to my regrets but god and the Buddha assured me if I ever find a rocket launcher it’ll have infinite ammo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 20, 2020, 09:53:38 pm
Looking for fantasy art of women? Your choices are:

1. Twee rednosed Tumblr blob
2. Eastern European Warhammer ripoff
3. Shiny Asian boob monster
Cheapskate, March 20, 2020, 08:05:34 am

I played a red haired barbarian lady for a long term rpg and boy it turns out a lotta people still want to fuck red Sonja
GirlKisser420, March 20, 2020, 09:05:06 pm
hell yeah dude. absolutely
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 21, 2020, 03:43:33 am
yeah I mean obviously I would if she was real and I had the opportunity I would absolutely share a throne with her surrounded by dead mercenaries but theres no need to make it a thing right now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 21, 2020, 03:56:21 am
how many people are going to get punched because their april fools prank this year is to cough on strangers?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 21, 2020, 05:23:53 pm
Social Distance Warrior
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 21, 2020, 10:06:27 pm
No, the talking dog is in the next room. This here is the Tall King Dog. leave and dont make sudden movements
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 21, 2020, 11:18:36 pm
https://twitter.com/DuneQuoteBot/status/1241579302271008768

Much to ponder
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 22, 2020, 12:01:18 am
Was googling to figure out why I have been getting incredibly dizzy when laying down and damn the inner ear is some crazy shit, especially the otolith organs. Those are the bits that tell your brain where your head is in space and relays the effects of gravity. It's a bunch of fine sensors suspended in a membrane, and then a bunch of crystals on top.

It's like you have some hair suspended in jello with some rock candy on top and now you know how forward works.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 22, 2020, 04:27:19 am
Around the start of quarantine the hot meme was ‘broken man gets dick crushed in a rolling press’ so it’s impossible to say how fucking deranged online is gonna be in a week
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 22, 2020, 09:46:48 am
Around the start of quarantine the hot meme was ‘broken man gets dick crushed in a rolling press’ so it’s impossible to say how fucking deranged online is gonna be in a week
GirlKisser420, March 22, 2020, 04:27:19 am
still waiting for hot iron handjob to become part of the zeitgeist, it's getting closer every day
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 22, 2020, 02:26:58 pm
My breathing only goes after guys for their looks. I wish it would stop being so shallow
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on March 22, 2020, 03:05:37 pm
As far as I can tell, I have an essential job, and I will absolutely lord this over anyone who shits on retail workers in my presence for the rest of my life.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on March 22, 2020, 05:43:45 pm
Milk is cheesy water.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 22, 2020, 06:26:21 pm
If beetles are so great how come you can defeat them by flipping them over? gods creatures suck shit.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 22, 2020, 06:52:54 pm
Max and Moritz is really fucked up, even by German children's literature standards
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 22, 2020, 10:56:57 pm
Someone could put on a disguise to sneak into Kroger's early in the morning with all the olds, but you know all the old folks instantly know and let out a blood curdling shreek while they point in unison.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 23, 2020, 12:55:23 am
Time is slowly losing meaning.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on March 23, 2020, 03:08:07 am
Piss de résistance
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 23, 2020, 03:39:20 am
Did I miss the announcement that Czechia is finally called that in English? Because I'm seeing the name in all the COVID-19 reports instead of the Czech Republic I've seen until now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 23, 2020, 07:58:01 am
Browse any product review site and you'll soon learn that while beggars can't be choosers, choosers sure can and are habitually beggars of the highest order.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 24, 2020, 03:06:33 am
now that I have read a new rpg sourcebook I have added a new thing to the bullshit gestalt in my brain. its mechs now. I want a cool mech that carries things in mech hands. I want to do the moves in a chamber so my mech does them in a war that's weirdly like world war one but against 'The Oligarchy'. I want to vent my waste heat. I want to swordfight another mech that's painted black. I want the thought "COVID19 sounds like a Mech" to override all other associations I have with the term. Please mech me up god
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 24, 2020, 01:43:33 pm
this is not a fun pointless thought but it's weird how quickly "oh sweet i can work from home" became "oh fuck i don't want to work from home". im sure there's not any kind of meaning or conclusion i should be drawing from this inconsistency.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 24, 2020, 05:47:07 pm
Before I am an American, I am a Britney fan,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 24, 2020, 07:21:21 pm
This trains pretty cool but what if it had legs and a railgun and had a voice like a dad that told me all systems were nominal
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 25, 2020, 12:03:28 am
CPAPs are the best-worst thing. It's completely awkward, you feel like you're starved for oxygen all the time, sometimes it smells weird even though you just cleaned it, you feel like you're in a hospital,

BUT you wake up well rested.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 25, 2020, 12:27:55 pm
Pour a vial of a strange viscous fluid out for Stuart Gordon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 25, 2020, 02:06:14 pm
Neko Wafers
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 25, 2020, 03:16:51 pm
I thought "what if it was normal for everyone to talk at the same time instead of waiting for people to finish talking" earlier and i'm still fucked up about it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 25, 2020, 09:17:29 pm
at times like these im just happy we have macklemore's "same love" to support us
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 25, 2020, 09:58:44 pm
I thought "what if it was normal for everyone to talk at the same time instead of waiting for people to finish talking" earlier and i'm still fucked up about it
Wrought, March 25, 2020, 03:16:51 pm
That is normal where I work
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 25, 2020, 11:22:45 pm
I thought "what if it was normal for everyone to talk at the same time instead of waiting for people to finish talking" earlier and i'm still fucked up about it
Wrought, March 25, 2020, 03:16:51 pm
That is normal where I work
Agent Coop Time!, March 25, 2020, 09:58:44 pm
Even more normal now that all our meetings are over skype.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on March 26, 2020, 02:09:28 pm
Pink (Purple Link)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 26, 2020, 03:53:49 pm
Pink (Purple Link)
Great Joe, March 26, 2020, 02:09:28 pm
Twink (Twilight Link)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 26, 2020, 04:47:01 pm
Making a movie about how New York sucks shit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 26, 2020, 07:19:33 pm
Making a movie about how New York sucks shit
GirlKisser420, March 26, 2020, 04:47:01 pm
The big crap-ple
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 26, 2020, 08:27:27 pm
ha, asmr is weird. people who watch asmr videos are weird. now to sit down and watch an hour long video of sorting algorithms
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 27, 2020, 12:14:29 am
This trains pretty cool but what if it had legs and a railgun and had a voice like a dad that told me all systems were nominal
GirlKisser420, March 24, 2020, 07:21:21 pm
you're so close to becoming a robot fucker. Be very careful
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 27, 2020, 06:44:28 am
If I wear a sex mech I’m basically a fucker robot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 27, 2020, 06:49:14 am
we are currently at point in time where people are masturbating the most
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 27, 2020, 11:09:49 am
If I wear a sex mech I’m basically a fucker robot
GirlKisser420, March 27, 2020, 06:44:28 am
all mechs are sex mechs rookie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 27, 2020, 11:44:38 am
This trains pretty cool but what if it had legs and a railgun and had a voice like a dad that told me all systems were nominal
GirlKisser420, March 24, 2020, 07:21:21 pm
you're so close to becoming a robot fucker. Be very careful
chai tea latte, March 27, 2020, 12:14:29 am

we are currently at point in time where people are masturbating the most
A Meat, March 27, 2020, 06:49:14 am

are these two posts related in any way??

and what was the previous point in time where people were masturbating the most? population growth means its got to be pretty recent.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 27, 2020, 01:19:26 pm
This trains pretty cool but what if it had legs and a railgun and had a voice like a dad that told me all systems were nominal
GirlKisser420, March 24, 2020, 07:21:21 pm
you're so close to becoming a robot fucker. Be very careful
chai tea latte, March 27, 2020, 12:14:29 am

we are currently at point in time where people are masturbating the most
A Meat, March 27, 2020, 06:49:14 am

are these two posts related in any way??

and what was the previous point in time where people were masturbating the most? population growth means its got to be pretty recent.
boooo566, March 27, 2020, 11:44:38 am
When the streets are flooded with with cum we'll need sex mechs to patrol our cities. Which is the plot of Kojima's upcoming game.

Also reading Sex Mechs makes me hungry for an enchilada.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 27, 2020, 02:25:07 pm
Why does Friday?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: MarioSpeedwagon on March 27, 2020, 03:16:02 pm
I was putting off watching that tiger king show because I've actually been to that zoo and already felt pretty weird about it but lol that woman 100% murdered her husband
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 28, 2020, 09:51:58 am
this coronavirus thing shows how privileged tall people really are because im only supposed to go shopping once a week and my arms aren't big enough to hold a crate of beer and a weeks supply of supplies, so now i have to go sober
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on March 28, 2020, 11:43:15 am
when i eventually move out of my apartment, the next tenant's definitely going to find some fridge poetry tiles like "sexy dragon jelq" under the fridge unless i clean very carefully
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 28, 2020, 12:46:43 pm
Slavoj Žižek Open Mic Night
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 28, 2020, 02:43:11 pm
Slavoj Žižek Open Mic Night
Spooks, March 28, 2020, 12:46:43 pm
Impressions, or is it just him talking all night? Cause if it's zizec impersonators i'd love that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 28, 2020, 02:47:41 pm
Vhats the deal with ideology??
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 28, 2020, 10:04:00 pm
My crack team of Internet scientists are all working on an equation for the ultimate post. So far it’s Mechs + Cum x (Nonsense mgs parody) - depression = ??????
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 28, 2020, 10:11:06 pm
GooGaiGar
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 29, 2020, 02:12:20 am
Vhats the deal with ideology??
Agent Coop Time!, March 28, 2020, 02:47:41 pm

Yeah, like that.

So it is that a man SNHIF valks into,, a bar. He shevz to zhe bartender, "Can I heff, SHNIFF, a bottle of Coca-Cola?" Now, zhiss is the thing about Coca-Cola,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on March 29, 2020, 09:17:25 am
And, you know, *sniff*this reason, that it is immoral to take the wealth taken *sniff* from workers, and give it back to those who *sniff* deserve it, is the same reason that they do not make the entire plane *sniff* out of the same material as this black box.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 29, 2020, 01:28:35 pm
what if a dom but with denim instead of leather

edit: jominatrix
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 30, 2020, 02:50:28 am
Buckle up chucklefucks for a raw as heck tweet thread in which I let you know how politics is really like. Politics is basically like First Age Runequest. Trump is like Nysalor, or should I say Gbaji? And Bernie Sanders is Arkat(1/420)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 30, 2020, 05:50:48 am
the bronze age and the iron age are basically the same thing. wake up sheeple
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 30, 2020, 06:03:51 am
setting my deadzones to 0% because im not a coward
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 30, 2020, 09:29:30 am
had to explain to my mum today what was so funny about the question on a quiz show "what part of the human cell is known as 'the powerhouse of the cell'?"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 30, 2020, 02:11:14 pm
can't spell thug without hug
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 31, 2020, 12:37:42 am
As part of new social distancing measures every free citizen gets a 10 foot tall mechsuit with a minigun, and can only go outside for essential services like grocery shopping and combat in the Scrap Arena
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 31, 2020, 04:26:44 am
As part of new social distancing measures every free citizen gets a 10 foot tall mechsuit with a minigun, and can only go outside for essential services like grocery shopping and combat in the Scrap Arena
GirlKisser420, March 31, 2020, 12:37:42 am
you forgot upgrading your mech
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 31, 2020, 08:06:47 pm
You can split black sabbath songs up as being About Weed (The Wizard, Sweet Leaf, etc) and being About Weed But Less So (all the other ones)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 31, 2020, 08:36:44 pm
im afraid i have no love to give. im keeping it all. its mine. april fools motherfuckers im hugging you all, virtually (not physically)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 31, 2020, 08:37:30 pm
im afraid i have no love to give. im keeping it all. its mine. april fools motherfuckers im hugging you all, virtually (not physically)
krytton, March 31, 2020, 08:36:44 pm
Well then who's hugging me physically? >:/
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Penultimatum on March 31, 2020, 09:31:08 pm
im afraid i have no love to give. im keeping it all. its mine. april fools motherfuckers im hugging you all, virtually (not physically)
krytton, March 31, 2020, 08:36:44 pm
Well then who's hugging me physically? >:/
Shell Game, March 31, 2020, 08:37:30 pm
Does it count if I hug you on the Astral Plane?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 01, 2020, 02:30:08 am
im afraid i have no love to give. im keeping it all. its mine. april fools motherfuckers im hugging you all, virtually (not physically)
krytton, March 31, 2020, 08:36:44 pm
Well then who's hugging me physically? >:/
Shell Game, March 31, 2020, 08:37:30 pm

That would flout social distancing rules sorry
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 01, 2020, 02:42:50 am
April Fools is an anagram of Frail Sloop
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 01, 2020, 04:50:31 am
I’m normalling at people
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 01, 2020, 07:40:12 am
As humans enter mass isolation the toilet paper begins slowly but surely returning to the shelves.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 01, 2020, 10:24:53 am
One of my colleagues, also working from home, told me today that she's a week into couch to 5k and she made cookies in her lunch break today, and I'm starting to think my achievement of building a big brown triangle in minecraft and watching every Jon Bois video I can find might not be one that matches up favourably when we're back in the office.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 01, 2020, 10:31:16 am
Fuck it dude, it's a goddamn pandemic out there, do what you need to. And building things in minecraft is great.

If we all started from equal places of mental health and financial stability, maybe there might be room for comparison. If you leave this thing happy and stable, then everything else is just gravy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 01, 2020, 11:13:29 am
One of my colleagues, also working from home, told me today that she's a week into couch to 5k and she made cookies in her lunch break today, and I'm starting to think my achievement of building a big brown triangle in minecraft and watching every Jon Bois video I can find might not be one that matches up favourably when we're back in the office.
boooo566, April 01, 2020, 10:24:53 am
Your colleague can stuff a cookie in it and keep it to herself.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 01, 2020, 11:23:00 am
One of my colleagues, also working from home, told me today that she's a week into couch to 5k and she made cookies in her lunch break today, and I'm starting to think my achievement of building a big brown triangle in minecraft and watching every Jon Bois video I can find might not be one that matches up favourably when we're back in the office.
boooo566, April 01, 2020, 10:24:53 am
Your colleague can stuff a cookie in it and keep it to herself.
Shell Game, April 01, 2020, 11:13:29 am

Also week one of couch to 5k is: a 20 minute walk, a 10 minute walk, some vague upper body workout, and two days of rest. The first week is easy (and that's the point, tbf).
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 01, 2020, 01:27:07 pm
Hey man, workin' remotely or remotely working?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 01, 2020, 01:56:14 pm
I still don't know how to feel about big chungus
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on April 01, 2020, 03:11:11 pm
I'm looking forward to being an 80 year-old man, and reminiscing about how I caught Coronavirus and called off work all week to play Persona 5 and read webcomics and 90s X-Men.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 01, 2020, 03:22:34 pm
I mean for the record my colleague is very nice and was just chatting about how her day was going, she definitely doesn't deserve any hate, and my post was mostly a joke anyway (it's not a big brown triangle, its the spaceship from Stargate, and I enjoyed every second of Dorktown).

Anyway, I've always been honest when they ask what I did at the weekend so there's basically no way they could think less of me in that regards. I mean, probably should do a pushup every time I write a sentence about fallout new vegas, but that's just the voice in the back of my head saying "DVT will fell you before age 26 if you keep sitting in that chair for 16 hours a day".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 01, 2020, 03:27:56 pm
Instead of King for a Day then Fool for a Lifetime, mine is Couch to 5K for a Week then Unfit Slob for Half a Decade. Both things involve having faith no more.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 01, 2020, 03:44:33 pm
fun post time, are there recipe blogs for airline foods? is there a five thousand word post about how oversteamed, underseasoned lamb curry reminds the poster of spending the holidays with their least favourite grandmother, reading her only good book over and over again in her spare bedroom that smelled faintly of what you didn't know at the time was mould, wishing you'd been able to bring your bike so you could go down to the river and throw rocks in?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on April 01, 2020, 07:05:19 pm
and watching every Jon Bois video I can findboooo566, April 01, 2020, 10:24:53 am
I will fight for you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 01, 2020, 10:06:23 pm
People on tv from Thailand have the most smoothed out faces
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 01, 2020, 10:07:48 pm
It’d be so embarrassing to catch sars right now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on April 02, 2020, 09:21:57 am
You can split black sabbath songs up as being About Weed (The Wizard, Sweet Leaf, etc) and being About Weed But Less So (all the other ones)
Agent Coop Time!, March 31, 2020, 08:06:47 pm

Gererals gathered in their masses
Puff puff and pass it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 02, 2020, 09:29:38 am
its embarassing to admit, but as ive grown up ive always held on to a little piece of childlike wonder. to this day, i still believe in the pee tape
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 02, 2020, 01:20:23 pm
Describe an old porno mag as being "laminated in cum." You amateur writers out there can have that one free of charge.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 02, 2020, 01:36:49 pm
Just remember Ballp.it, a man can have more hairs on his head than there are stars in the sky, but that does not mean he can plan a successful party that movie stars will attend and enjoy, responsibly.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 02, 2020, 04:40:11 pm
is there a video game wherein you can romance a grey alien?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 02, 2020, 05:48:51 pm
is there a video game wherein you can romance a grey alien?
A Meat, April 02, 2020, 04:40:11 pm
her name is Tali Zorah vas Normandy, and yes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 02, 2020, 07:58:25 pm
Miss sports so much I'm going to start describing movies as "real fun to watch," like I'm talking about the Bucks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 02, 2020, 08:08:55 pm
Concept: reverse secret menus. Instead of demanding some underpaid teenager put a mcchicken patty in your big Mac or whatever you instead keep track of which menu items are really difficult or time consuming to make and avoid ordering them.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 02, 2020, 10:00:42 pm
Me: Hm, this'd be really fun to say on ballpit, I'll put a pin on it... in my brain.
Me: Ouch!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 03, 2020, 03:26:11 am
It’s fucked up that video game music is mostly better than real music
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 03, 2020, 03:47:44 am
It’s fucked up that video game music is mostly better than real music
GirlKisser420, April 03, 2020, 03:26:11 am

ive done it. ive found my inner jock.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 03, 2020, 06:55:28 am
look pal you can either Fight Dragons or Imagine Dragons and I know which one has the Grooviest Jams
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 03, 2020, 07:05:27 am
healing a cut or a skin scrape is basically your body using content aware filter to similar results
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 03, 2020, 08:23:50 am
Woke up with heartburn
Woke up with hunger
Woke with the combination heartburn and hunger
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 03, 2020, 08:38:01 am
Marx said "religion is the opiate of the masses," but he could have just saved time and said "Godsmack"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 03, 2020, 08:52:25 am
healing a cut or a skin scrape is basically your body using content aware filter to similar results
Spooks, April 03, 2020, 07:05:27 am

That finally explains why I have six duplicate eyes in my scar
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Oats on April 03, 2020, 09:22:53 am
Shitposters Local 16044
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 03, 2020, 10:25:06 am
look pal you can either Fight Dragons or Imagine Dragons and I know which one has the Grooviest Jams
GirlKisser420, April 03, 2020, 06:55:28 am
but i simply wish to hug a dragon :(
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 03, 2020, 11:37:15 am
How 'lo can you go? (whoop whoop!)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 03, 2020, 02:03:35 pm
weird how completely skrillex vanished from our minds a couple of years ago
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on April 03, 2020, 02:15:15 pm
Who?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on April 03, 2020, 03:10:32 pm
Quarantine has given me intrusive thoughts of starting a podcast.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on April 03, 2020, 08:12:43 pm
After an intense Quarantine/illness/constipation dream, I'm changing my fitness goals from "skinny and shredded" to "giant muscular fat guy".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 03, 2020, 09:50:50 pm
After an intense Quarantine/illness/constipation dream, I'm changing my fitness goals from "skinny and shredded" to "giant muscular fat guy".
sambair, April 03, 2020, 08:12:43 pm
Whenever quarantine ends will be dusty szn
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1024/media/images/83581000/jpg/_83581289_rexfeatures_4842807b.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 04, 2020, 07:01:26 am
first past the post elections are a trolley problem
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 04, 2020, 01:17:35 pm
orthodox sex tips: how to get her from snood to nude without your 10 kids waking up
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 05, 2020, 02:39:35 pm
70% of the world’s population is baking their own bread now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on April 06, 2020, 08:31:22 am
Krustypunk
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 06, 2020, 09:11:49 am
wall squats are the coolest exercise because i can do other stuff while basically just sitting, like i could be getting fit right now, while making this post. deadlifters wish they were me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 06, 2020, 10:45:22 am
The beer is a lot nicer when you drove to the bottle shop to get a case rather than walk 10 minutes home carrying it,

EDIT: This was meant for the I'm drunk and I have this to say thread but I suppose it is alos a completely pointless thought of the day.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 06, 2020, 10:57:17 am
My phone auto-filled speed dial as speed diap.

Thanks!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 06, 2020, 11:52:22 am
apparently in Denmark they have like ten different kinds of milk or milk derivations (that also come in cartons that look the same as milk cartons) available at supermarkets, which must be a nightmare.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on April 06, 2020, 08:58:53 pm
There are only like five versions of the Lincolnshire Poacher on iTunes and none of them are quite what I’m looking for.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 06, 2020, 11:24:13 pm
apparently in Denmark they have like ten different kinds of milk or milk derivations (that also come in cartons that look the same as milk cartons) available at supermarkets, which must be a nightmare.
A Meat, April 06, 2020, 11:52:22 am

Denmark sounds like my shopping hell, I have trouble finding the right one out of three types of milk.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 06, 2020, 11:30:03 pm
2 percent milk? Whats the other 98, vodka?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 06, 2020, 11:34:32 pm
The proledairyat.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 07, 2020, 01:19:12 am
apparently in Denmark they have like ten different kinds of milk or milk derivations (that also come in cartons that look the same as milk cartons) available at supermarkets, which must be a nightmare.
A Meat, April 06, 2020, 11:52:22 am

going to denmark and mixing all the milks together to make the Elixir of Life
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on April 08, 2020, 03:56:45 pm
I had to buy a way more intense deodorant today than I'd like, but it was either that or stop eating enormous amounts of garlic on a near-daily basis.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 09, 2020, 01:50:29 am
Sauerkraut Lacroix
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 09, 2020, 04:15:00 am
It would kick ass to be cool and hot without changing any of the things I do or am
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 09, 2020, 04:21:10 am
It would kick ass to be cool and hot without changing any of the things I do or am
GirlKisser420, April 09, 2020, 04:15:00 am
Just change what's cool and hot so it's you, easy.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 09, 2020, 10:57:59 am
It would kick ass to be cool and hot without changing any of the things I do or am
GirlKisser420, April 09, 2020, 04:15:00 am
agree
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 10, 2020, 07:02:24 am
nice sentiment but its outside of even my power to make reading rpgs on your phone while in the toilet at work cool and sexual and thats pretty much my main thing
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 10, 2020, 10:33:32 pm
im pretty sure every human being that's ever lived has thought, at some point, how cool it would be to get really pissed off and kick down a door
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 10, 2020, 11:15:41 pm
im pretty sure every human being that's ever lived has thought, at some point, how cool it would be to get really pissed off and kick down a door
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, April 10, 2020, 10:33:32 pm
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.gfycat.com%2FAbsoluteUniformIslandwhistler-max-1mb.gif&f=1&nofb=1)
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Post by: A Meat on April 11, 2020, 05:23:22 pm
pouring one out for a homie in heaven used to be called libation
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on April 11, 2020, 10:16:28 pm
There needs to be more talk of parasocial distancing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: MarioSpeedwagon on April 12, 2020, 11:15:32 am
Now is the time for fat kid vindication, can't get participation trophies if I was too tubby for sports, boomer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 13, 2020, 06:19:32 pm
Want to quit my job and become an adventurer but the closest thing to a dungeon near me is the scrap metal dealership
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 13, 2020, 07:20:53 pm
Want to quit my job and become an adventurer but the closest thing to a dungeon near me is the scrap metal dealership
GirlKisser420, April 13, 2020, 06:19:32 pm
worth a shot. You might find a robot from the future that's lost its memory.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 13, 2020, 11:55:42 pm
Think once I’m like level 5 I’ll get a plane to Chernobyl, face it we all wanna go a little
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on April 14, 2020, 04:40:01 am
"The medium is the message" I mutter to myself while adding 50 new people to my twitter blocklist as a new k-pop song trends globally
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Post by: A Meat on April 14, 2020, 04:45:59 am
what if porn was more like jazz
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on April 14, 2020, 04:47:53 am
what if porn was more like jazz
A Meat, April 14, 2020, 04:45:59 am

I'm the Sun Ra of shooting ropers
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 14, 2020, 09:25:21 am
what if porn was more like jazz
A Meat, April 14, 2020, 04:45:59 am
all about the notes you dont spray
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 14, 2020, 04:34:44 pm
what if jazz was more like porn
A Meat, April 14, 2020, 04:45:59 am

Fingertips would be even more seminal than before.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on April 14, 2020, 05:11:23 pm
what if porn was more like jazz
A Meat, April 14, 2020, 04:45:59 am

Something something Coltrane's "Giant Steps"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 14, 2020, 05:15:27 pm
Jazzporn featuring such stars as Aretha Wanklin, John Holetrain and Miles Gayvis
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on April 14, 2020, 05:46:36 pm
Jazzporn featuring such stars as Aretha Wanklin, John Holetrain and Miles Gayvis
GirlKisser420, April 14, 2020, 05:15:27 pm

jazzing.online
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 14, 2020, 07:35:38 pm
It's been the return of a Minnesota winter, blowing snow and 20° out, and I've been hearing seagulls outside my window. As if my grip on space and time isn't already weak
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 14, 2020, 10:19:35 pm
in these uncertain times it is important that you sit on my face now more than ever
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 14, 2020, 11:17:33 pm
If I could I would tell every man who loves women that none of us like the way you describe breasts. It's always bad. Stop.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 14, 2020, 11:21:43 pm
If I could I would tell every man who loves women that none of us like the way you describe breasts. It's always bad. Stop.
Shell Game, April 14, 2020, 11:17:33 pm

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Post by: A Meat on April 15, 2020, 12:58:26 am
what if porn was more like jazz
A Meat, April 14, 2020, 04:45:59 am

Something something Coltrane's "Giant Steps"
Neal, April 14, 2020, 05:11:23 pm
You're not far off from where my thought started, which was A Love Supreme
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on April 15, 2020, 01:09:10 am
Jazzporn featuring such stars as Aretha Wanklin, John Holetrain and Miles Gayvis
GirlKisser420, April 14, 2020, 05:15:27 pm

Some of the greatest jizz-wailers of all time.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 15, 2020, 05:51:46 pm
Everyone thinks sun wukong kicks ass but if he was written now people would think he was Overpowered and shun him
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 15, 2020, 07:37:34 pm
Hai guyz this is my new OC Sun Wukong, he’s a hot anthro ape who’s the best at Kung fu and is invincible and immortal in 5 ways and beat up every god and demon and is the best taoist and Buddhist and can change his shape and fly

Every Asian writer: genius, gonna copy this
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Post by: A Meat on April 16, 2020, 12:56:57 am
Hai guyz this is my new OC Sun Wukong, he’s a hot anthro ape who’s the best at Kung fu and is invincible and immortal in 5 ways and beat up every god and demon and is the best taoist and Buddhist and can change his shape and fly

Every Asian writer: genius, gonna copy this
GirlKisser420, April 15, 2020, 07:37:34 pm
Xuanzang could just say the sutra that makes his headband tighten up a few times and Wu Kong's head would pop
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 16, 2020, 03:12:51 am
Hai guyz this is my new OC Sun Wukong, he’s a hot anthro ape who’s the best at Kung fu and is invincible and immortal in 5 ways and beat up every god and demon and is the best taoist and Buddhist and can change his shape and fly

Every Asian writer: genius, gonna copy this
TGirlKisser420, April 15, 2020, 07:37:34 pm
Xuanzang could just say the sutra that makes his headband tighten up a few times and Wu Kong's head would pop
A Meat, April 16, 2020, 12:56:57 am

Just the writer’s fetish creeping in
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Post by: Shell Game on April 16, 2020, 04:55:46 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417084818850054145/700464159393054800/Screenshot_20200416-145413_Samsung_Internet.jpg)
My bboy360 fan character.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 16, 2020, 07:46:32 pm
18 degrees out and I sat in my garden reading a fantasy magic-legal thriller and drinking pre-canned moscow mules. LG life's good 。。。。。。。。。
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Post by: Wrought on April 16, 2020, 08:44:00 pm
18 degrees out and I sat in my garden reading a fantasy magic-legal thriller and drinking pre-canned moscow mules. LG life's good 。。。。。。。。。
chai tea latte, April 16, 2020, 07:46:32 pm
What book, that sounds dope as hell
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 16, 2020, 10:03:48 pm
18 degrees out and I sat in my garden reading a fantasy magic-legal thriller and drinking pre-canned moscow mules. LG life's good 。。。。。。。。。
chai tea latte, April 16, 2020, 07:46:32 pm
What book, that sounds dope as hell
Wrought, April 16, 2020, 08:44:00 pm
the collected works of Max Gladstone in the Craft Sequence demand yr immediate attention........magic-legal firms of necromancers and demon wranglers......a way of writing a world with magic that will blow you on your ass.....
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Post by: Baldr on April 17, 2020, 12:53:58 am
Max Gladstone is one of my favorite writers.  But a complicating factor is that he intentionally wrote it out of chronological order.  My recommended starting point is Three Parts Dead (https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/three-parts-dead), because it has the best flow and pulls you into the world.  If you like that book, I'd recommend continuing with Last First Snow, Two Serpents Rise, Four Roads Cross, and Full Fathom Five in that order.  I'm currently on book six.

Each of the books is a complete story, but protagonists and supporting characters from one book will show up in the others.  Also, one of the protagonists in Last First Snow is more-or-less the crazy priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, except you see human sacrifice from his point of view and it all seems very reasonable.  It's great.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 17, 2020, 07:25:48 pm
Out on the boat. Just reeled in the mythical fuck fish, a fish you can fuck
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Post by: krytton on April 17, 2020, 11:08:23 pm
dont worry guys, theres a light at the end of the tunnel. 4/20 is in two days.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 17, 2020, 11:09:22 pm
4/20 Ultimate Hotbox edition
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 18, 2020, 08:18:47 am
People laughed when I told them I never got up to 1MB/s but I've never been restricted by bandwidth limits on free accounts, so who's really the clown?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 18, 2020, 02:41:58 pm
how am I only now finding out that the music production company headed by Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo did the music to a bunch of shit from my childhood, as well as a bunch of more recent things like the LEGO movie
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 19, 2020, 12:55:42 am
I wonder if everyone has a garbage family food. Like something that has no culinary merit and is just something your family ate a lot. For me it's a microwaved everything bagel with sharp cheddar.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 19, 2020, 06:49:23 pm
"D-Von, fetch the bolt cutters"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 20, 2020, 03:01:26 am
Something something Social Durstancing something. Fill in the blanks yourselves you lazy fucks I’m tired of throwing out gold for free
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 20, 2020, 03:05:15 am
Conedom
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 20, 2020, 01:15:50 pm
Have a psychiatrist appointment on Google Duo here in a bit, and my first thought is "This cannot be HIPPA compliant at all."

My second thought is "Bitch you've all but posted your social security number on Twitter and Ballpit, what secrets??"
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Post by: A Meat on April 20, 2020, 01:32:42 pm
thanks twitter for allowing me to discover the fact that Sandra Lee of Food Network fame was Andrew Cuomo's gf from 2005 to 2019
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on April 20, 2020, 04:09:19 pm
Lysol brand pepper spray
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 20, 2020, 04:25:37 pm
Conedom
A Meat, April 20, 2020, 03:05:15 am

A cone shaped condom, or a dom really into using cones?
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Post by: Penultimatum on April 20, 2020, 04:52:34 pm
Conedom
A Meat, April 20, 2020, 03:05:15 am

A cone shaped condom, or a dom really into using cones?
Bobguinary Novel, April 20, 2020, 04:25:37 pm
Or is it a kingdom shaped like a cone?
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Post by: Shell Game on April 20, 2020, 05:19:05 pm
Conedom
A Meat, April 20, 2020, 03:05:15 am

A cone shaped condom, or a dom really into using cones?
Bobguinary Novel, April 20, 2020, 04:25:37 pm
Or is it a kingdom shaped like a cone?
Friend Anemone, April 20, 2020, 04:52:34 pm
Pound 'em from here to Kingdom Cone.
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Post by: A Meat on April 20, 2020, 05:19:47 pm
Conedom
A Meat, April 20, 2020, 03:05:15 am

A cone shaped condom, or a dom really into using cones?
Bobguinary Novel, April 20, 2020, 04:25:37 pm
yes
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Post by: A Meat on April 21, 2020, 12:03:37 am
I yeet cannibals
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 21, 2020, 12:47:32 am
Conedom
A Meat, April 20, 2020, 03:05:15 am

A cone shaped condom, or a dom really into using cones?
Bobguinary Novel, April 20, 2020, 04:25:37 pm

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Coneheads_Poster.jpg)
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 21, 2020, 05:19:19 am
fucked up that putting water on my skin dries it out
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 21, 2020, 09:21:53 am
Do I attempt to pull some no sleeping bullshit to fix my completely messed up sleep schedule and risk making it much worse or just carry on with it and stop caring/hope some miracle makes me start waking up before the sun begins to set?

Addendum: Winter is fast approaching and I fear for my life if I go full nocturnal and shun the sun's generous warmth.
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Post by: The Smoking Dad on April 21, 2020, 02:25:32 pm
pop goes punk remake of “get schwifty” from rick and morty
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 21, 2020, 06:47:22 pm
psycho mantis and mr. resetti, college roommates studying console observation studies ??? post
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ambious on April 22, 2020, 05:52:27 am
Weebcam
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 22, 2020, 09:00:01 am
horror movie about a sleepy seaside beset with the threat of a bear/shark hybrid. jaws with claws
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on April 23, 2020, 03:17:03 am
An ancap is just a Republican not trying to get elected.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 23, 2020, 03:37:13 pm
an anime adaptation of American Psycho, the full 12 episode treatment.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 23, 2020, 04:06:31 pm
an anime adaptation of American Psycho, the full 12 episode treatment.
Spooks, April 23, 2020, 03:37:13 pm
American Psycho-Pass
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 23, 2020, 04:34:32 pm
Ramadan Cream, the band headed by Eric Clapton in an alternate universe where he converted to Islam
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on April 23, 2020, 04:50:56 pm
horror movie about a sleepy seaside beset with the threat of a bear/shark hybrid. jaws with claws
krytton, April 22, 2020, 09:00:01 am
How about a teen comedy sequel with serious life undertones? The bearshark has come to be accepted for its flaws and now is respected for its excellent surfing skills that it chooses to employ in a competition supporting local bearshark survivors.
Jaws with a cause
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 23, 2020, 08:08:10 pm
So it's been over a month since I last talked to a friend in person or held someone, and I'm feeling it pretty bad.

I still find cuddle parties absolutely revolting
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 23, 2020, 08:36:41 pm
I was dreaming when I wrote this, so sue me if I go too fast
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 23, 2020, 10:00:09 pm
sue me if I go too fast
Agent Coop Time!, April 23, 2020, 08:36:41 pm
but the sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 24, 2020, 03:08:04 am
Ramadan Cream, the band headed by Eric Clapton in an alternate universe where he converted to Islam
A Meat, April 23, 2020, 04:34:32 pm
in the alternate universe where everyone is muslim but everything else is the same, like, there's a United Caliphate i guess, and Donald Trump was a famously shirking publically immoral monster, rapist, président:

Folks! Folks! There's a problem in the Ummah! You know me, you know I pray fajr every morning. That's right. Fajr every day. Suhoor, every, yadda yadda yadda...now, you know what i heard about Hanafi Joe? (crowd boos) Yeah, that's right. Boo! I heard hanafi joe, and you know, he used to be one of the best, one of the very best they tell me, acted as the imam but wasn't weird about it...not like some uncles I could name...anyway, Ramadan Mubarak.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 24, 2020, 04:53:51 am
Ramadan Cream, the band headed by Eric Clapton in an alternate universe where he converted to Islam
A Meat, April 23, 2020, 04:34:32 pm
in the alternate universe where everyone is muslim but everything else is the same, like, there's a United Caliphate i guess, and Donald Trump was a famously shirking publically immoral monster, rapist, président:

Folks! Folks! There's a problem in the Ummah! You know me, you know I pray fajr every morning. That's right. Fajr every day. Suhoor, every, yadda yadda yadda...now, you know what i heard about Hanafi Joe? (crowd boos) Yeah, that's right. Boo! I heard hanafi joe, and you know, he used to be one of the best, one of the very best they tell me, acted as the imam but wasn't weird about it...not like some uncles I could name...anyway, Ramadan Mubarak.
chai tea latte, April 24, 2020, 03:08:04 am
I went on the greatest Hajj, I prayed the most piously out of all the people here, brought fantastic gifts for the masjid, great folks there real nice room service at the hotels, beautiful city. Hanafi Yusuf hasn't done the Hajj in twelve years, can you really believe he would nominate someone worthy for the supreme sharia court? I've never heard him talk about fiqh, you've heard me talk about fiqh, I know the best fuqaha, they issue the fatwas you all know and love.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 24, 2020, 06:12:53 am
And Adam named this creature of God a GeForce GTX 960,
and God was pleased for it was His design and His CUDA cores,
and He ordained the name as such, to be known by all Creation.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 24, 2020, 03:03:48 pm
Ah yes, the classic sucken cock fallacy.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on April 24, 2020, 05:44:31 pm
Ah yes, the classic sucken cock fallacy.
chai tea latte, April 24, 2020, 03:03:48 pm

I do wish you'd stop calling it that.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 24, 2020, 05:49:00 pm
Ah yes, the classic sucken cock fallacy.
chai tea latte, April 24, 2020, 03:03:48 pm

I do wish you'd stop calling it that.
Lemon, April 24, 2020, 05:44:31 pm

You tell her about it she's just gonna repeat it - it's a real cock-22
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on April 24, 2020, 08:23:45 pm
Ah yes, the classic sucken cock fallacy.
chai tea latte, April 24, 2020, 03:03:48 pm

you misspelled phallacy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on April 25, 2020, 12:28:10 am
Ah yes, the classic sucken cock fallacy.
chai tea latte, April 24, 2020, 03:03:48 pm

you misspelled phallacy
Victor Laszlo, April 24, 2020, 08:23:45 pm

it likpates?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on April 25, 2020, 09:57:08 am
Idle games are pretty good when you're coming off medication and need to not fully be on this planet for a few days
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on April 26, 2020, 03:25:03 am
first i park my racecar bed,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 26, 2020, 03:28:42 am
Presto derange-o
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on April 26, 2020, 01:53:04 pm
remembered something embarrassing, didn't like it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 26, 2020, 04:11:49 pm
who's the fucking idiot who first came up with the idea that fursonas should have animal dicks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 26, 2020, 05:19:04 pm
who's the fucking idiot who first came up with the idea that fursonas should have animal dicks
A Meat, April 26, 2020, 04:11:49 pm
some guy with a human micropenis
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 26, 2020, 07:41:28 pm
New literary conflicts for the 21st century: man vs the man, man versus guy I don’t like, man versus 1d6 orcs, versus man man, man versus fetish, meme vs man
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Penultimatum on April 26, 2020, 08:46:21 pm
who's the fucking idiot who first came up with the idea that fursonas should have animal dicks
A Meat, April 26, 2020, 04:11:49 pm
I hate that you made me consider that somebody had to invent this
I hate that you made me think about animal dick patient zero
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 26, 2020, 10:04:13 pm
Don't know why you would be LFG (looking for group) in wow classic when you could go out fishing and catch an LFG! (Large f***ing grouper)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 27, 2020, 01:07:23 pm
what fighting games will we play after The Collapse in 202X. im sharpening my Slave Leia in Star Wars Masters of Teras Kasi to win clean water for my village
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 27, 2020, 01:19:37 pm
what fighting games will we play after The Collapse in 202X. im sharpening my Slave Leia in Star Wars Masters of Teras Kasi to win clean water for my village
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, April 27, 2020, 01:07:23 pm
it's still gonna be SF2 dude
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 27, 2020, 02:46:48 pm
Turning the handcrank so that my two raider lieutenants can get an Alpha 3 set in
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on April 28, 2020, 02:53:19 am
ibuprofen is my friend
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: I Liked That Joke on April 28, 2020, 05:59:10 pm
Love me some mech art but why do all bipod mechs have digitigrade legs? I like AT STs as much as the next guy but yeesh
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 29, 2020, 02:25:16 am
I want to suck a guild navigator’s dick
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 29, 2020, 01:44:11 pm
The people who run youtube top 10 lists channels are the same people who used to write papers in high school and college with lines like "needless to say, Christianity was a big hit"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on April 29, 2020, 03:50:38 pm
I can’t believe dinosaurs were real
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 29, 2020, 07:21:22 pm
Tinnitus is your ears trying to do ASMR badly for an audience of one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 01, 2020, 12:07:01 pm
game of thrones got big because normal people are too self conscious to play d&d
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Virak on May 01, 2020, 05:40:29 pm
Spotify needs a function where you can flag songs you should think twice about listening to in public. Apparently I can't help conducting with my goddamn face on public transport and it keeps happening and I keep forgetting because some harmonic progressions are just that powerful. It's me, I am the crazy busperson

(Kumquatvoice: YES HELLO HI I was married to F major! It evaporated and now I am deliciously sad! Here is my manifesto)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 02, 2020, 01:16:07 am
pretty much anything can be a band name, you can call your band whatever and its all good
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 02, 2020, 02:50:07 am
Crackshasa
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 02, 2020, 04:46:09 pm
I've been thinking about getting a band together this past week, need a Bassist, Lute player and Tambourine and we'll busk outside of Burger King but too afraid they'll sue if we call ourselves something too obvious like BLT (first idea), I've been thinking about it and I after long deliberation I've settled on Pretty Much Anything Can Be A Band Name You Can Call Your Band Whatever And Its All Good, it came to me from out of nowhere you know how muses are when inspiration strikes anyway so wish me luck
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 02, 2020, 05:43:39 pm
as a rule I never trust anyone that took german in high school and so far that's turned out pretty good for me
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Post by: Penultimatum on May 02, 2020, 06:57:28 pm
as a rule I never trust anyone that took german in high school and so far that's turned out pretty good for me
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 02, 2020, 05:43:39 pm
>:(
What's that supposed to mean?
I took German in High School
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 03, 2020, 03:49:34 am
What if I immediately forgot all the german?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: The Smoking Dad on May 03, 2020, 03:55:09 am
bacrack hero-ein obonga (facebook boomers hire me to make memes)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 03, 2020, 05:30:47 am
The American system for rating movies (pg, pg-13, r, the like) is dumb, why can't we divide the rating into categories so that sex stuff is separate from violence. It sucks when you think a movie is just gonna be a bunch of gore effects and then there's sex in there, gross!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on May 03, 2020, 11:55:03 pm
beavis and butthead is funny as hell
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 04, 2020, 01:14:41 am
The 90s really was a time TV felt like it needed to take disabled people down a few pegs. What was up with that???
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2020, 04:41:51 am
why the fuck is everyone talking about the sea people
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on May 04, 2020, 05:14:37 am
Freud thought dreams were a form of wish fulfillment. Freud was full of shit.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 04, 2020, 04:44:30 pm
Is it bad to fill up on bread before dinner if it's bread you made for dinner?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 04, 2020, 07:28:40 pm
One of the worst aspects of Twitch are the terrible tryhard commercials targeted at Gamers
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 04, 2020, 09:31:41 pm
Poet: ah, to be a bird, flitting from tree to tree with nary a care in the world!~

Bird: all I've had to eat today was a snail and some dirt I thought was seeds, everything is trying to kill me, and my only hope for the continuation of my species is that I can sing well enough so someone will fuck me before I die next week
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 04, 2020, 10:55:04 pm
my new favorite kind of advertising is where this kinda mangy millenial guy menacingly walks towards me while calling my dick terrible and using all sorts of words like 'shit' and 'crap' to describe soap
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on May 05, 2020, 07:29:03 pm
There's only five types of people in the world.

I will not elaborate.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 06, 2020, 02:12:43 am
There's only five types of people in the world.

I will not elaborate.
Lemon, May 05, 2020, 07:29:03 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417084818850054145/707489720757911622/Screenshot_20200506-001122_Samsung_Internet.jpg)
Here they are! All five types!
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 07, 2020, 03:00:39 am
I goofed on the guy who had a fetish for getting jerked off by a cold mechanical hand but really that lines pretty close to the content most people want and make now
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Post by: Cheapskate on May 07, 2020, 08:56:10 am
my new favorite kind of advertising is where this kinda mangy millenial guy menacingly walks towards me while calling my dick terrible and using all sorts of words like 'shit' and 'crap' to describe soap
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 04, 2020, 10:55:04 pm

Profanity = authenticity.
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Post by: Ambious on May 07, 2020, 09:28:16 am
There's only five types of people in the world.

I will not elaborate.
Lemon, May 05, 2020, 07:29:03 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417084818850054145/707489720757911622/Screenshot_20200506-001122_Samsung_Internet.jpg)
Here they are! All five types!
Shell Game, May 06, 2020, 02:12:43 am

More importantly, how is dark mode working for you? :-O
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 07, 2020, 03:22:48 pm

WINDHAM (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wyndham_(1558%E2%80%931645)) (wyndham) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Wadham)
HE REALLY (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Windham) WHIPS (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Frederick_Windham) THE (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wadham_Wyndham_(army_officer)) TORY'S (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_Wyndham_(1835%E2%80%931911)) ASS (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._W._Ketton-Cremer)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 08, 2020, 01:45:16 pm
the nekogirls of ulthar
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Post by: A Meat on May 08, 2020, 03:30:53 pm
the nekogirls of ulthar
Spooks, May 08, 2020, 01:45:16 pm
nekomimi-go
Nyan-lathotep
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Neal on May 09, 2020, 12:41:38 am
It's one thing to say "I don't want to interact with you." People have the right to curate their interpersonal interactions. That's fine. What's bullshit is when a person says, "If you won't interact with me, I disallow you from interacting with anyone." Deplatorming is something that's appropriate for Nazis and shit like that, but if you do it to a person just because you don't like them, that's asinine.
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Post by: A Meat on May 09, 2020, 04:44:55 am
lowest common denominator soundsystem
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 09, 2020, 09:46:18 am
Logically speaking in chess all Women are Queens
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Post by: Penultimatum on May 09, 2020, 01:00:08 pm
Zalgo text used to look different in old browsers and I’m apparently the only person who remembers and I’m not entirely sure I’m not just going crazy
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Post by: sambair on May 09, 2020, 04:25:17 pm
I want to buy a few rubber, life-sized/weighted Colt Single Action Army revolvers (possibly colored orange or some other color so they absolutely aren't mistaken for real guns) for the purposes of comically spinning around my finger or maybe juggling, but I don't know how to start searching. The closest I can find are non-firing replicas, which are more expensive and real-looking than what I want.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 09, 2020, 05:17:59 pm
tried to tell someone about bir tawil today but it turns out it's a less compelling story when i completely forget what its called and have to keep going oh yeah this one patch of land right i forget what its called
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on May 09, 2020, 05:31:25 pm
I want to buy a few rubber, life-sized/weighted Colt Single Action Army revolvers (possibly colored orange or some other color so they absolutely aren't mistaken for real guns) for the purposes of comically spinning around my finger or maybe juggling, but I don't know how to start searching. The closest I can find are non-firing replicas, which are more expensive and real-looking than what I want.
sambair, May 09, 2020, 04:25:17 pm
Something like this?
https://www.westernstageprops.com/1873-colt-rubber-gun-p/pp01.htm
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Post by: Cheapskate on May 10, 2020, 01:24:29 pm
RPG of the future featuring Hill Americans, Swamp Americans, Desert Americans, Forest Americans, and so forth as character races.

They’re all just Scots-Irish.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 10, 2020, 01:38:34 pm
Colony collapse disorder is when the bees go Galt.
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on May 10, 2020, 02:41:15 pm
I wonder if they stopped labeling new age easy listening music as "adult contemporary" because they realized it wasn't  contemporary anymore
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Post by: Neal on May 10, 2020, 02:42:44 pm
RPG of the future featuring Hill Americans, Swamp Americans, Desert Americans, Forest Americans, and so forth as character races.

They’re all just Scots-Irish.
Cheapskate, May 10, 2020, 01:24:29 pm

You are secretly Ray Winninger, and I claim my five dollars.
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Post by: sambair on May 10, 2020, 05:31:21 pm
I want to buy a few rubber, life-sized/weighted Colt Single Action Army revolvers (possibly colored orange or some other color so they absolutely aren't mistaken for real guns) for the purposes of comically spinning around my finger or maybe juggling, but I don't know how to start searching. The closest I can find are non-firing replicas, which are more expensive and real-looking than what I want.
sambair, May 09, 2020, 04:25:17 pm
Something like this?
https://www.westernstageprops.com/1873-colt-rubber-gun-p/pp01.htm
Ragnarok Boobies, May 09, 2020, 05:31:25 pm

That is perfect! Thank you. Too expensive to buy a bunch of them, but I will save that link and impulse buy that at some point soon. Replica weapons can be hard to search for if you're new.
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Post by: A Meat on May 11, 2020, 12:18:34 am
Pong de replay
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 11, 2020, 05:10:46 am
You've heard about Ariana Grande's "7 rings" but many don't know that playing the song backwards reveals the hidden, complementary subliminal "7 goatses", f'd up that she'd do this..
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 11, 2020, 10:15:56 am
there's some bad shit on the internet but why is the rum gone is almost 13 years old and the guy who made it is still chatting with listeners in the video's comment section and that's pretty nice
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on May 12, 2020, 10:52:39 am
Finished playing game, finished watching youtube series what the fuck do you expect me to do now?
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 12, 2020, 11:07:17 am
Finished playing game, finished watching youtube series what the fuck do you expect me to do now?
Salubrious Rex, May 12, 2020, 10:52:39 am
pushups
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 12, 2020, 11:49:23 am
Finished playing game, finished watching youtube series what the fuck do you expect me to do now?
Salubrious Rex, May 12, 2020, 10:52:39 am

start a friends rewatch podcast
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 12, 2020, 06:16:48 pm
"If I don't bake all of the cookies at once, but instead leave the dough in the freezer and cook only two at a time, I won't over eat them!"

*Surprised Pikachu face*
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 12, 2020, 06:37:21 pm
"If I don't bake all of the cookies at once, but instead leave the dough in the freezer and cook only two at a time, I won't over eat them!"

*Surprised Pikachu face*
Bobguinary Novel, May 12, 2020, 06:16:48 pm
i assume you over-ate the cookie dough?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 12, 2020, 06:41:18 pm
"If I don't bake all of the cookies at once, but instead leave the dough in the freezer and cook only two at a time, I won't over eat them!"

*Surprised Pikachu face*
Bobguinary Novel, May 12, 2020, 06:16:48 pm
i assume you over-ate the cookie dough?
chai tea latte, May 12, 2020, 06:37:21 pm

The giant bag of cookie dough is surprisingly light for only four days
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 12, 2020, 06:41:57 pm
"If I don't bake all of the cookies at once, but instead leave the dough in the freezer and cook only two at a time, I won't over eat them!"

*Surprised Pikachu face*
Bobguinary Novel, May 12, 2020, 06:16:48 pm
i assume you over-ate the cookie dough?
chai tea latte, May 12, 2020, 06:37:21 pm

The giant bag of cookie dough is surprisingly light for only four days
Bobguinary Novel, May 12, 2020, 06:41:18 pm
nice, dude.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 14, 2020, 03:03:07 pm
Telling me that "the boys" "are back in town" in a post-quantum theory scientific landscape means nothing to me.. shut the fuck up.. stop embarrassing yourself if you dont know what youre talking about..
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on May 15, 2020, 12:24:44 am
season 2 of king of the hill really is something special
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 15, 2020, 03:06:19 am
Woke up with the mii channel music stuck in my head
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on May 15, 2020, 03:09:38 am
Watching The Simpsons on Disney+ is just like watching YouTube uploads of shows when they zoom it in to evade the copyright bots.
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Post by: auaurorau on May 15, 2020, 11:57:16 pm
rapidly turning into a coffee elemental as i re-enter the "six cups a day" phase of my life
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on May 16, 2020, 03:16:12 pm
rapidly turning into a coffee elemental as i re-enter the "six cups a day" phase of my life
auaurorau, May 15, 2020, 11:57:16 pm

I QUIT CAFFEINE, GOODBYE!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 17, 2020, 06:15:44 pm
i know this lockdown sucks shit and everything's going downhill, but at least in like 6-7 months there's going to be a ton of indie movies about deep and philosophical writers staying at home having sex with their girlfriends every day, and the sex is metaphor for their own depression
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 17, 2020, 06:58:19 pm
i know this lockdown sucks shit and everything's going downhill, but at least in like 6-7 months there's going to be a ton of indie movies about deep and philosophical writers staying at home having sex with their girlfriends every day, and the sex is metaphor for their own depression
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 17, 2020, 06:15:44 pm

I absolutely hate just how right you are.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 18, 2020, 09:45:03 pm
Amigara Fault in Our Stars
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 18, 2020, 11:28:02 pm
It’s sexist that women get hitachis when the best us fellas can do is set a jack in the box under our balls
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 19, 2020, 08:32:27 am
Gripped in a global pandemic, humanity, to counteract the effects of the devastating virus, COVID-19, once again turns to their greatest weapon: the ice bucket challenge
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 21, 2020, 01:00:33 pm
"Pieta sculpture, the thinking man's Jesus imagery when a crucification pose would be too crass" is the funniest thing I've heard yet today

Edit: Piss Pieta when
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 21, 2020, 01:01:58 pm
"Pieta sculpture, the thinking man's Jesus imagery when a crucification pose would be too crass" is the funniest thing I've heard yet today

Edit: Piss Pieta when
Bobguinary Novel, May 21, 2020, 01:00:33 pm
Madonna And Rotting Shark Carcass
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 21, 2020, 01:05:53 pm
"Pieta sculpture, the thinking man's Jesus imagery when a crucification pose would be too crass" is the funniest thing I've heard yet today

Edit: Piss Pieta when
Bobguinary Novel, May 21, 2020, 01:00:33 pm
Madonna And Rotting Shark Carcass
chai tea latte, May 21, 2020, 01:01:58 pm
by Damien Chirst
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 21, 2020, 03:40:54 pm
what if Phoenix Wright specialized in infidelity cases
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 21, 2020, 04:07:05 pm
GeoTracker tshirt call that fast fashion
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 21, 2020, 04:12:56 pm
in the alternate universe where everyone is muslim but everything else is the same, like, there's a United Caliphate i guess, and Donald Trump was a famously shirking publically immoral monster, rapist, président:

Folks! Folks! There's a problem in the Ummah! You know me, you know I pray fajr every morning. That's right. Fajr every day. Suhoor, every, yadda yadda yadda...now, you know what i heard about Hanafi Joe? (crowd boos) Yeah, that's right. Boo! I heard hanafi joe, and you know, he used to be one of the best, one of the very best they tell me, acted as the imam but wasn't weird about it...not like some uncles I could name...anyway, Ramadan Mubarak.
chai tea latte, April 24, 2020, 03:08:04 am

in the alternate universe where everyone is muslim but everything else is the same, Donald Trump has been absolutely failing his response to the novel coronavirus, and recently said that he takes "hydrwjynxychloriquinine", to the shock and horror of doctors nationwide.

You know, the first message Jibril sent to the prophet, was surah al-Alaq. surah al-Alaq. One of the greats, right? The first things revealed to him, were the atom and how to read. So I think it's very important, that you learn about this, that the Prophet Muhammad, peace be unto him, am i right? peace be unto him. The Prophet knew about the atom, and I think it would be haram not to look in the hadith for instructions. And my cabinet WhatsApp group said something really , really disturbing, that I won't repeat here. But we're taking it seriously. Alright, we think the virus is a djinn. Yeah, I think it's a djinn. hydrwjyn.......figure it out, folks.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on May 22, 2020, 02:50:51 am
Ah fuck, I think I've become the 'Metal Gear guy' of my social group.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 22, 2020, 05:32:08 am
i hope i win an award one day so i can use my acceptance speech to thank the person responsible for the "did you mean to attach something to this email" notification.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ambious on May 22, 2020, 09:45:18 am
Who was the first person to say "Dude" in space?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on May 22, 2020, 02:25:48 pm
Ah fuck, I think I've become the 'Metal Gear guy' of my social group.
Salubrious Rex, May 22, 2020, 02:50:51 am

It's a good place to be. I was worried when Kojima left Konami, but Death Stranding gave me at least 1.5 Metal Gears of bullshit to talk about while drunk.
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Post by: Cheapskate on May 23, 2020, 10:59:10 am
“Did I ever tell you about how I lost 300 pounds of ugly fat? It was awful!”—feeder, post-divorce
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 23, 2020, 02:07:01 pm
ono is a good emoticon because it looks how it sounds
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 24, 2020, 01:48:43 pm
Can I get a "hell yeah" in here?
(https://i.imgur.com/56iGE7R.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 24, 2020, 04:17:44 pm
Something needs to be done about vtubers
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 24, 2020, 05:23:09 pm
the fact that Obelix's dog in the English translation of Asterix is called Dogmatix will always make me happy, it's a translation getting a pun better than the original, which is Idéfix
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 25, 2020, 12:49:10 am
Some people don't take hints. Some people don't take hints intentionally. Which are you? Paid for by the Hint Council.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 25, 2020, 03:22:30 am
The worst posters online are medieval warfare pedants. I don’t care if the armor isn’t realistic and theyd be better off with a spear. Shut da fuck up im trying to talk about dungeons and dragons
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 25, 2020, 11:00:24 am
I'm so libertarian I married an underage gun.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Penultimatum on May 25, 2020, 11:22:36 am
The worst posters online are medieval warfare pedants. I don’t care if the armor isn’t realistic and theyd be better off with a spear. Shut da fuck up im trying to talk about dungeons and dragons
GirlKisser420, May 25, 2020, 03:22:30 am
I mean, reach weapons are pretty powerful- are you sure you wouldn’t be better off with a halberd or pike?
D&D powergamers are IMO worse than medieval warfare pedants
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on May 25, 2020, 11:41:42 am
The generation of kids who will spend a significant chunk of their education in quarantine-necessitated online classrooms will also be known as Zoomers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 25, 2020, 03:43:48 pm
The worst posters online are medieval warfare pedants. I don’t care if the armor isn’t realistic and theyd be better off with a spear. Shut da fuck up im trying to talk about dungeons and dragons
GirlKisser420, May 25, 2020, 03:22:30 am
I mean, reach weapons are pretty powerful- are you sure you wouldn’t be better off with a halberd or pike?
D&D powergamers are IMO worse than medieval warfare pedants
Friend Anemone, May 25, 2020, 11:22:36 am

the virgin historian: At this point, shields were reduced in size and knights switched to the pollax, adopting the hampsburg strategem, impeding polish ambitions towards conquest
The chad D&D grog: yo if you take weapon specialisation Darts you can fuck up a wizard in like 6 seconds with Darts
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Post by: A Meat on May 25, 2020, 04:03:05 pm
Any instance of 'PD' in something's name is 'pig disgusting'. NYPD? New York Pig Disgusting. PDA? Pig Disgusting Assistant. G6PD? Glucose-6-Pig Disgusting
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 25, 2020, 11:17:46 pm
Eating cabbage while trapped in your apartment is such a self-own
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on May 27, 2020, 01:41:26 am
the store didn't have the hand soap i regularly use. so i bought some
ANTI-POLLUTION
・・・・・・・・・・・・
 HAND SOAP
 ENERGIZING
GREEN MATCHA
Certified ORGANIC                             
100% NATURAL ORIGIN
                   

but it isn't as revolutionary of an experience as i thought. also, the back says "10% of organic of total" and "41% organic of total minus water and minerals" and "100% natural origin of total" and i have no idea what words mean any more
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 27, 2020, 12:24:25 pm
Guitar lick, yes.
Drum lick, sure.
Piano lick, I guess.
Horn lick, no.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 27, 2020, 12:25:31 pm
Guitar lick, yes.
Drum lick, sure.
Piano lick, I guess.
Horn lick, no.
Dr. Buttplug, May 27, 2020, 12:24:25 pm
Wisely: in fact, horn is what you come closest to licking while playing
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 27, 2020, 01:11:15 pm
where do you stand on hurdy gurdy licks?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 28, 2020, 10:53:19 am
I am the 11th plague, accomplice acid burns.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 28, 2020, 11:06:25 am
I am the 11th plague, accomplice acid burns.
Shell Game, May 28, 2020, 10:53:19 am

I am the 12th plague, being strangled by whippets
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 28, 2020, 11:54:28 am
I am the 11th plague, accomplice acid burns.
Shell Game, May 28, 2020, 10:53:19 am

I am the 12th plague, being strangled by whippets
Bobguinary Novel, May 28, 2020, 11:06:25 am
The 13 Plagues of Scooby Doo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 29, 2020, 06:30:24 pm
if you go with any other chaos god aside from Tzeentch you're a fucking idiot.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 29, 2020, 08:54:12 pm
I got into working out same way as anyone: listened to a lot of youth crew growing up, bought as much athliesure ware as I could to look "cool", figured might as well
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 31, 2020, 07:05:44 am
*wakes in a cold sweat* what happens when you deepthroat rayman
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 31, 2020, 02:16:09 pm
Flowers For Bboy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 01, 2020, 01:01:33 am
A buff spider who lifts.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 01, 2020, 07:47:58 am
Going on websites now and there's a half screen notification about cookies at the bottom and a half screen notification at the top about coronavirus, which makes it really difficult to get to the x button so I can dismiss the prompt asking me to subscribe to their newsletter.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 01, 2020, 02:32:45 pm
If you ever reed this Ms Gamer Girl with over 300k Gamerscore dont be sorry for me at least I got a second chance to earn some cheevos. Im mooving to a nice Nintendo Switch and I'll try to earn some nook miles, so I can have the feeling of getting cheevos again. It's a good feeling to have. And P.S. please tell Stallion82 not to be such a grouch when pepul laugh at him for trying to get pussy at the club by showing off his cheevos. It's always easy to get pussy if you play Xbox.
P.P.S Please if you get a chanse leave an audio message on bboy360s Xbox profile and call him a fag . . .
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on June 02, 2020, 03:42:51 am
How long until baggy jorts and no fear shirts become essential retro streetwear?
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Post by: krytton on June 03, 2020, 01:03:48 am
lets implement community policing. the community i suggest is the furries. we'll call them the fuzz force
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Post by: krytton on June 03, 2020, 01:13:01 am
we can call in backup from the k-posse
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 03, 2020, 01:57:19 am
I'm not sure whether or not Chewbacca is a furry.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on June 03, 2020, 07:43:43 am
if you sit down on the floor, you get a whole new outlook on life
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Post by: A Meat on June 03, 2020, 03:33:14 pm
Slay the Train
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Post by: A Meat on June 04, 2020, 03:37:23 am
people who are into coprophagia are typically depicted as being jovial in countenance (note the popular idiom "shit-eating grin")
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 04, 2020, 07:06:19 am
What do you mean I overuse quote unquote quote quote unquote unquote quotation marks?
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Post by: A Meat on June 04, 2020, 07:42:21 am
Rock flour is not stone ground, but ground stone
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Post by: Shell Game on June 04, 2020, 12:47:45 pm
Rock flour is not stone ground, but ground stone
A Meat, June 04, 2020, 07:42:21 am
ground Fraggle is not rock stone, but Fraggle Rock
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 05, 2020, 02:22:46 pm
LORD POLONIUS: Therefore, since brevity is the dark soul of bonfire wit—
[audience stands up and starts clapping furiously, hollering]
Gamer Shakespeare in the wings: "writing for these pigs is fucking easy"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 05, 2020, 05:02:54 pm
itd own to be a travelling monk in feudal japan but also still have a nintendo switch
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 06, 2020, 06:27:56 am
kind of a historical shame that north africa isn't the dominant colonising force instead of europe. you had egypt, the moors, carthage, all champs that would have been way better if they got the big boats and sailed around everywhere. Sure imperialism is gonna be bad in general for market reasons but the world would probably be cooler culturally
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 06, 2020, 02:42:07 pm
Whippets and poppers are boring, in 2020 we huffin Citadel Technical Martian Ironearth
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Post by: Neal on June 06, 2020, 08:01:21 pm
Whippets and poppers are boring, in 2020 we huffin Citadel Technical Martian Ironearth
Agent Coop Time!, June 06, 2020, 02:42:07 pm

Dude, cocaine would be a cheaper habit.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 06, 2020, 08:46:18 pm
Whippets and poppers are boring, in 2020 we huffin Citadel Technical Martian Ironearth
Agent Coop Time!, June 06, 2020, 02:42:07 pm

Dude, cocaine would be a cheaper habit.
Neal, June 06, 2020, 08:01:21 pm
Lmao
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 06, 2020, 10:10:05 pm
remember how there was that anime about the racehorses that were anime girl popstars? The really blatant pandering concept that got a lot of funding/press because there was probably some mobile phone game as well? the one with the vague lesbian subtext desperate anime queer people online jumped to, and then the owners of the actual real racehorses these were all based on got annoyed because they didnt like their horses being called gay? No? well that came out one million years ago
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 06, 2020, 10:13:25 pm
remember how there was that anime about the racehorses that were anime girl popstars? The really blatant pandering concept that got a lot of funding/press because there was probably some mobile phone game as well? the one with the vague lesbian subtext desperate anime queer people online jumped to, and then the owners of the actual real racehorses these were all based on got annoyed because they didnt like their horses being called gay? No? well that came out one million years ago
GirlKisser420, June 06, 2020, 10:10:05 pm
i DON'T remember this but I'd pay you ten bucks to keep reminiscing
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 06, 2020, 10:38:22 pm
they do running races and I guess fill the space of regular racing horses in this world, which is just japan but with barely teenage girls with horse ears are the biggest celebs with super important races and huge musical events, even though mostly they just go to regular schools and get into minor slapstick. I never watched it, I dont even do the things i want to do, but Id like to think every time one trips over while dashing to school with toast in their mouth a dude shoots them in the head

also I think theyre all reincarnations of dead earth racehorses? I dont know. anime is blood
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 06, 2020, 11:03:09 pm
My roman martial industrial dub project "Dred And Circuses" has five fans and i hate their guts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Penultimatum on June 06, 2020, 11:04:01 pm
they do running races and I guess fill the space of regular racing horses in this world, which is just japan but with barely teenage girls with horse ears are the biggest celebs with super important races and huge musical events, even though mostly they just go to regular schools and get into minor slapstick. I never watched it, I dont even do the things i want to do, but Id like to think every time one trips over while dashing to school with toast in their mouth a dude shoots them in the head

also I think theyre all reincarnations of dead earth racehorses? I dont know. anime is blood
GirlKisser420, June 06, 2020, 10:38:22 pm
Just trying to visualize this anime makes me feel like I’m having a stroke
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 07, 2020, 12:24:37 am
Just trying to visualize this anime makes me feel like I’m having a stroke
Friend Anemone, June 06, 2020, 11:04:01 pm

Wow, most viewers had to have theirs manually
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 07, 2020, 05:37:25 am
what if they called subatomic particles angels
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Post by: Wrought on June 07, 2020, 04:38:40 pm
Buffalo Wild Wings Hotel & Resort
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Post by: Penultimatum on June 07, 2020, 07:32:25 pm
what if they called subatomic particles angels
A Meat, June 07, 2020, 05:37:25 am
then there'd be a definite answer of how many angels you can fit on the head of a pin
for further reading, see this paper (https://improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume7/v7i3/angels-7-3.htm)
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Post by: krytton on June 08, 2020, 02:26:35 am
the number one rule of comics is that all onomatopoeia must be punctuated with an exclamation point
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on June 08, 2020, 01:22:54 pm
America's highest-scoring fighter ace in World War 2 was Major Dick Bong
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 08, 2020, 04:30:51 pm
Herbs de provence is such a great addition to eggs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on June 08, 2020, 08:41:01 pm
Is this the year 20XX?
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 08, 2020, 09:48:37 pm
Is this the year 20XX?
Ragnarok Boobies, June 08, 2020, 08:41:01 pm
The decade starting 20X0
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Post by: Wrought on June 09, 2020, 12:43:10 pm
Hotel California Pizza Kitchen
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 09, 2020, 11:24:36 pm
this post is courtesy of my Dad:
"history channel has just become the 'dig big holes in the ground for treasure that's not there' channel"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 10, 2020, 05:41:27 am
this post is courtesy of my Dad:
"history channel has just become the 'dig big holes in the ground for treasure that's not there' channel
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, June 09, 2020, 11:24:36 pm
the H in the logo stands for Holes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 10, 2020, 05:18:44 pm
I’m surprised England is the Europe capital of transphobia when the French have a sandwich that becomes a girl when you put an egg in it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 10, 2020, 06:47:31 pm
I’m surprised England is the Europe capital of transphobia when the French have a sandwich that becomes a girl when you put an egg in it
GirlKisser420, June 10, 2020, 05:18:44 pm

Cock Madame
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 11, 2020, 04:50:43 pm
(https://store.hp.com/NetherlandsStore/html/headermenus/images/sm15/brand-logo.png)  Desktop - Harddrive out of Space
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on June 11, 2020, 06:25:01 pm
Which embodies the spirit of competition more vehemently; Game consoles or pizza chains?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 12, 2020, 05:22:31 am
Normally I’d be angry about being exposed to something called “Femboy Hooters” online but I’m just grateful to see something on Twitter that, for once in ages, is absolutely impossible to determine whether it’s a left or right winger thing
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Post by: auaurorau on June 12, 2020, 09:56:19 am
english has hundreds of euphemisms for masturbation, but the only way to say "beat around the bush" in a single word is tergiversate

edit: and both of those are probably euphemism for masturbation
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Post by: I Liked That Joke on June 12, 2020, 09:34:44 pm
Why does anime love percentages so much? How are random fighters able to calculate two decimal places of accuracy in their heads? Is this like some translation thing where estimating odds is super common in Japan?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 13, 2020, 02:11:10 pm
Tiger Beat "what member of Jesus Piece should you date" quiz
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 14, 2020, 03:21:43 pm
Bulb this post if you miss the Atlanta Thrashers
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 14, 2020, 03:46:19 pm
Am I allowed to bulb it if I never experienced the Atlanta Thrashers, but also have no love for the Jets and experience acquired nostalgia for old sports teams?
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 14, 2020, 07:08:47 pm
Yes, please
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 15, 2020, 03:34:47 am
Thank you for confirming, I have now bulbed the post.

Kind regards,
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 15, 2020, 08:38:43 am
The Praetorian Guard of Ancient Rome starting an auction for the position of emperor after murdering emperor Pertinax is one of the events in history best defined as Player Character Mindset
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 15, 2020, 09:07:40 am
Does Phoenix Wright charge Larry Butz for his services, or is it all pro-bono
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 15, 2020, 10:23:26 am
shamanic trip-hop
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 15, 2020, 12:05:14 pm
An email with a name in Mormon spelling along with the word "rebel" sure doesn't raise any red flags!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 15, 2020, 02:17:26 pm
gig economy be like:

> gainful employment
> gain full employment

You can only choose one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 15, 2020, 03:20:34 pm
I'm making fake test yourself at home STI kits that all xome out positive and say go to the doctor if it shows positive on the packaging. Because if you spent $20+ for a kit, just go to the fucking doctor already.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 15, 2020, 04:58:19 pm
My new mixtape "The Three Body Problem" coming this summer
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 15, 2020, 05:57:47 pm
My new mixtape "The Three Body Problem" coming this summer
Agent Coop Time!, June 15, 2020, 04:58:19 pm

My new polycule "The Three Body Problem" coming this autumn
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 16, 2020, 02:11:49 pm
Circumcision Vitae
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 17, 2020, 01:54:47 am
Boys smoke sativas because they're not used to being able to think. Girls smoke indicas because society doesn't let them feel good. Thanks / Sorry
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 17, 2020, 03:32:07 am
When I die, sink my body in a tar pit along with a sign saying "danger of death, tar pits ahead" so future archaeologists can dig me up put me in a museum for people to laugh at.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 17, 2020, 09:04:17 am
Why do i keep eating fruit by the foot
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 17, 2020, 12:27:59 pm
Soliciting parasocial relationship. Think I would be good at it
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Post by: Shell Game on June 17, 2020, 12:29:10 pm
Why do i keep eating fruit by the foot
Wrought, June 17, 2020, 09:04:17 am
because it's 3 feet of fun?
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Post by: A Meat on June 17, 2020, 02:45:35 pm
Legalist versions of things, like how extremist evangelical christians/ultra-orthodox jews/hardcore islamists have their own versions of things, but tailored for their audience
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on June 17, 2020, 07:01:44 pm
den'll plan
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 18, 2020, 03:13:17 am
If I ever see one of those posts where a girl says some male celeb is hot and it gets quote tweeted by a queer lady going “lmao he looks like a walnut, fam” I’m going to throw a rock at it. No shit you don’t find him attractive, you’re a lesbian
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Post by: Diploskull on June 18, 2020, 01:53:32 pm
I got a cat hair splinter yesterday, is that how morgollan's starts?
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Post by: A Meat on June 18, 2020, 02:01:44 pm
holding a meeting with actual rats in the Rathaus
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 18, 2020, 03:29:45 pm
Have you noticed that when you say a latin word or phrase, exempli gratia "exempli gratia", you have to put it in italics? That's because language imitates reality in form as well as in content. Just as the stupid italians have come to overlay the roman legacy geographically, so have we agreed to constantly remind ourselves of that fact by replicating it in terms of the written word. Quod erat demonstrandum.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 18, 2020, 09:14:22 pm
After 10 years of doom scrolling social media I finally understand what people mean when they say they need a break from social media. Some of the vitriolic bullshit I've been seeing getting around on twitter has invaded my damn dreams.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 19, 2020, 11:22:48 am
Every comment on a Marvin Gaye song on YouTube is people talking about their dads cumming. Every Marvin Gaye listener is impelled to visualize their dad busting nut in their mom who goes on to shoot out babies outta both Side A and Side B of her euphemistic EP record sleeve. 100 years from now historians will think this is Marvin's legacy, they'd look at it as the equivalent of going into seizure fits when listening to Elvis and The Beatles. I don't know what to think or say about that.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 19, 2020, 11:28:25 am
There is an ISO 80000 standard, but there isn't an ISO 10
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 19, 2020, 11:39:20 am
Sierpiński Triangle Dick Muscle
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 19, 2020, 11:45:21 am
To the tune of "Chocolate Rain":

Kurt Cobain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain of everyone
And then I feel nothiiiiiiing
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 19, 2020, 01:10:17 pm
Sierpiński Triangle Dick Muscle
Spooks, June 19, 2020, 11:39:20 am
Mandelfrot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 19, 2020, 03:53:26 pm
To the tune of "Chocolate Rain":

Kurt Cobain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain of everyone
And then I feel nothiiiiiiing
chai tea latte, June 19, 2020, 11:45:21 am

Awful! This is the worst post in this thead.

(Enjoy your bulb)

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Post by: A Meat on June 20, 2020, 12:18:23 pm
Legacy of Kain remake where it's an adaptation of Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's Legacy of Cain
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 20, 2020, 07:48:52 pm
Instead of defunding the police, we should start by "Defunding" "Prejudice". My newest piece at @NYTimes -
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Post by: Wrought on June 21, 2020, 06:14:49 am
Kind of fucked up how nobody talks about how an upside down 5 looks like a 2
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Post by: Shell Game on June 21, 2020, 12:18:35 pm
Kind of fucked up how nobody talks about how an upside down 5 looks like a 2
Wrought, June 21, 2020, 06:14:49 am
nice knowing ya pal... you're about to get deleted.
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Post by: A Meat on June 22, 2020, 12:28:44 am
Happy Motherfucker's Day
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 22, 2020, 01:48:23 am
Ricin Morty
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 22, 2020, 03:04:56 am
Hello my name is male podcaster and I’m nostalgic for the teenage mutant ninja turtle toy tank that shoots pizzas
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 22, 2020, 04:39:49 pm
Hello my name is male podcaster and I’m nostalgic for the teenage mutant ninja turtle toy tank that shoots pizzas
GirlKisser420, June 22, 2020, 03:04:56 am
don't subtweet tuttle, he also cares deeply about tmnt lore!
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Post by: A Meat on June 22, 2020, 05:54:13 pm
Kidz Bop version of the F Plus, featuring lines like:
"Terrific things, read with enthusiasm"
"Dragon go-karts, make them squeal, press the gas down with your heel"
"How often should I have BUNDT CAKES with my GIRLFRIEND"
"Don't forget about the asphalt"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 22, 2020, 05:57:06 pm
God could've taken more ribs off Adam and made more fucking genders but he feared Man's terrible predisposition to sucking his own dick at every opportunity if given the chance.

Thank you women for keeping us decent.
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Post by: Cheapskate on June 22, 2020, 07:53:23 pm
A extra-extra-bold, super-italic, triple-underlined font designed for the sole purpose of typing the note that reminds people to clean out the office refrigerator.
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Post by: A Meat on June 23, 2020, 06:57:26 am
sick of common law, when do we get rare law or epic law
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 23, 2020, 09:04:31 am
God could've taken more ribs off Adam and made more fucking genders but he feared Man's terrible predisposition to sucking his own dick at every opportunity if given the chance.
Spooks, June 22, 2020, 05:57:06 pm

Marilyn Manson is the Biblical Adam.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 23, 2020, 09:10:18 am
President vows to mobilize national guard in the wake of announcement that Kid's Cuisine mascot "K.C." is genderqueer by parent company ConAgra. He has been quoted as stating "You know that old saying "take no prisoners?" Well...you know what I mean, right folks? Take no prisoners. We're not gonna take any prisoners, and you know what else? We're not gonna take bad food company Kid's Cuisine either folks."
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 23, 2020, 10:58:44 am
Stryofoam or Rice Cake Crumb, the new reality game show sweeping america
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Post by: sambair on June 23, 2020, 06:13:55 pm
One time I smoked a massive amount of salvia and just got motion sickness for a while, but one Claratin pill will fuck me up for a couple days.
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Post by: krytton on June 23, 2020, 11:21:59 pm
the mortal fear of necroing a thread with a joke that may not be particularly funny
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Post by: Shell Game on June 24, 2020, 01:49:30 am
the mortal fear of necroing a thread with a joke that may not be particularly funny
krytton, June 23, 2020, 11:21:59 pm
No fear. Raise up your staff and chant the unholy words. Worst case scenario it just dies again. Best case scenario, you're the hero of the forum and everyone loves you for. Ever.
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Post by: Wrought on June 24, 2020, 10:46:12 am
I can see into the future, but just for twitter posts. Next month, a 15 year old will say that if your dog constantly bothers you for attention or food that the dog is abusive and you need to do the best you can to cut it out of your life. This will start a debate as to whether pets can actively abuse their owners, resulting in a 34 year old furry voice actor unironically saying "So if a bear breaks into your house and mauls the shit out of you, somehow that's not abusive?". 
Three weeks from now, it will be revealed by a 21 year old woman that she has been in a sugar baby/daddy relationship with Zak Bagans for the past 4 years, and she will post screenshots showing that Zak Bagans has a bizarre and offensive fetish for having sex with black women while wearing blackface as revenge for Zak Bagans not voting for Elizabeth Warren in his state primary.
Tomorrow, it will be revealed by "adventure cookie thoughts", an account dedicated to fantasizing about being dominated by one of the characters of the mobile game Cookie Run: Ovenbreak, that a popular furry artist who got into controversy over doxxing a minor for making fun of scoliosexuals has a  DeviantArt page which they used from 2011-2013 to upload highly sexualised depictions of Chef Boyardee as a fat, gassy man in a speedo.

I consider this gift as much a blessing as it is a curse.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 24, 2020, 11:38:27 am
The only way I can convince myself to clean my bathroom anymore is to strap scouring pads to the hands, feet, elbows and knees of my lifelike sex doll and fucking it until the grout is white again.
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Post by: Shell Game on June 24, 2020, 11:41:52 am
I can see into the future, but just for twitter posts. Next month, a 15 year old will say that if your dog constantly bothers you for attention or food that the dog is abusive and you need to do the best you can to cut it out of your life. This will start a debate as to whether pets can actively abuse their owners, resulting in a 34 year old furry voice actor unironically saying "So if a bear breaks into your house and mauls the shit out of you, somehow that's not abusive?". 
Three weeks from now, it will be revealed by a 21 year old woman that she has been in a sugar baby/daddy relationship with Zak Bagans for the past 4 years, and she will post screenshots showing that Zak Bagans has a bizarre and offensive fetish for having sex with black women while wearing blackface as revenge for Zak Bagans not voting for Elizabeth Warren in his state primary.
Tomorrow, it will be revealed by "adventure cookie thoughts", an account dedicated to fantasizing about being dominated by one of the characters of the mobile game Cookie Run: Ovenbreak, that a popular furry artist who got into controversy over doxxing a minor for making fun of scoliosexuals has a  DeviantArt page which they used from 2011-2013 to upload highly sexualised depictions of Chef Boyardee as a fat, gassy man in a speedo.

I consider this gift as much a blessing as it is a curse.
Wrought, June 24, 2020, 10:46:12 am
He wrote this in an envelope a month ago. Every single prediction has come true.
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Post by: Cheapskate on June 24, 2020, 01:13:35 pm
“Twitter largely consists in saying #LordJonesIsOverParty to people who never knew Lord Jones had begun.”—G.K. Chesterton
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Post by: auaurorau on June 24, 2020, 04:41:35 pm
i have been affected by a piece of media and now i am going to bed too late. good night!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 24, 2020, 04:47:40 pm
Hall of shame for toppled statues of shitty people, where you can go and learn why they sucked and why their statue got toppled
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Post by: Shigan on June 25, 2020, 09:26:33 am
You, a buffoon: Shortening ”cucumber” to ”cuck”
Me, a genius: Shortening it to ”cum”
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Post by: krytton on June 25, 2020, 11:16:52 am
jesus fucks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 25, 2020, 11:11:32 pm
Chumbawumba can be used as a synonym for 'elevator'
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 26, 2020, 12:20:18 pm
Pretty fucking rude of the weather to be warm and sunny all while I'm working and then move thick cloud in within fifteen minutes of my getting to the park. The sky is a bastard.

Edit:this cloud has rain.what the fuck?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on June 26, 2020, 12:34:11 pm
Gonna start a youtube apology channel where I make nothing but apology videos and end every single one with a wildly offensive statement which I will apologize for in the next video
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 26, 2020, 03:45:56 pm
Dungeons & Dragons & Knuckles
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 26, 2020, 07:38:39 pm
If you set off googling for the Luftwaffe wiki page and you end up looking at pictures of Stroopwafels then your stupidity has saved you from you bumming yourself out.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 26, 2020, 08:13:51 pm
If you set off googling for the Luftwaffe wiki page and you end up looking at pictures of Stroopwafels then your stupidity has saved you from you bumming yourself out.
Spooks, June 26, 2020, 07:38:39 pm
On the other hand, I set out to find out what the hell a Stroopwafel is and ended up reading about this awful fella named Herman. My day is ruined.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 27, 2020, 10:52:06 am
How to tell therapist that at ages 15-17 I wanted to grow up to be "the dude from Grizzly Man"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 27, 2020, 12:36:53 pm
i'd like to apologise on behalf of god

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 27, 2020, 12:50:49 pm
How to tell therapist that at ages 15-17 I wanted to grow up to be "the dude from Grizzly Man"
Agent Coop Time!, June 27, 2020, 10:52:06 am
I hope you've learned your lesson and now want to grow up to be Werner Herzog
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 27, 2020, 04:43:06 pm
I would speedrun the "3 body problem" game. I know all the answers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 27, 2020, 10:02:04 pm
I would speedrun the "3 body problem" game. I know all the answers.
Agent Coop Time!, June 27, 2020, 04:43:06 pm
what would your display name be
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 27, 2020, 10:20:15 pm
I would speedrun the "3 body problem" game. I know all the answers.
Agent Coop Time!, June 27, 2020, 04:43:06 pm
what would your display name be
chai tea latte, June 27, 2020, 10:02:04 pm
paulie walnuts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 27, 2020, 11:44:43 pm
9/11 themed teen bedroom
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 28, 2020, 01:07:15 pm
I used to continue to mix up psyop and sysop in my head.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 28, 2020, 06:44:27 pm
D&D is really more of a Dungeons XOR Dragons, it's just cruel to stick a dragon in a dungeon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 28, 2020, 06:50:37 pm
yeah it's so stupid. you can't have dungeons AND dragons, it's one or the other. meanwhilee when i try to have it appropriate and make it dungeons IN dragons everyones always like, 'dont put your fetishes in the game' and 'we dont need these sound effects'
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Post by: Penultimatum on June 28, 2020, 06:52:06 pm
yeah it's so stupid. you can't have dungeons AND dragons, it's one or the other. meanwhilee when i try to have it appropriate and make it dungeons IN dragons everyones always like, 'dont put your fetishes in the game' and 'we dont need these sound effects'
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, June 28, 2020, 06:50:37 pm
what about Dungeons on Dragons - the dungeon is actually built on top of a sleeping dragon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on June 28, 2020, 08:17:01 pm
There’s one well-known module that ends with a dungeon that is also a dragon.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 28, 2020, 11:29:52 pm
The Minutemen wrote a song about my cars 2 theater experience
(https://i.imgur.com/xi8YIAl.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 29, 2020, 02:33:50 am
Cyberpunk 2020: a badass cyborg unveils an smg from his trench coat and fires another shot in the corporate war

Real world 2020: a Japanese lady uses facial tracking tech to pretend to be an anime dragon girl lets player and talks about how she speed runs taking a shit
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 29, 2020, 04:05:07 am
Obnoxious nerd voice: I love puzzles, and games. I think about rules and facts and figures all day long and I love it. But...sborps? Haha. That's what I call it. Anyway no chance
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 29, 2020, 07:31:42 am
The Minutemen wrote a song about my cars 2 theater experience
(https://i.imgur.com/xi8YIAl.png)
Agent Coop Time!, June 28, 2020, 11:29:52 pm

That's such a coincidence, because Felix Da Housecat spun a track on his album Devin Dazzle & The Neon Fever featuring collaborators such as Dave the Hustler and James Murphy that was about my Cars 1 theater experience

(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/293676245592309760/727137740193267762/unknown.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 29, 2020, 09:54:53 am
Gonna start a youtube apology channel where I make nothing but apology videos and end every single one with a wildly offensive statement which I will apologize for in the next video
Wrought, June 26, 2020, 12:34:11 pm
The first video would have to be you apologizing to your friends and family for starting a youtube channel in 2020.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Penultimatum on June 29, 2020, 04:28:07 pm
Is Katamari Damacy a type of vore? Why / why not?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 29, 2020, 04:28:28 pm
want to find that one yoga pants twerking video where she pulls down her pants to reveal two perfectly carved honey hams
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on July 01, 2020, 12:14:52 pm
This Dr’s office should really invest in an insulation contractor. I can hear every word from the next exam room over.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 01, 2020, 06:21:32 pm
There's probably a german word for "imagining what you would say to someone whos favorite fugazi album is your least favorite"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 02, 2020, 03:38:12 am
Shoutout to my pizza delivery driver who put his favourite sports team as "no" on the delivery tracker's facts page about himself.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: The Smoking Dad on July 02, 2020, 04:45:43 am
In fan fiction there’s coffee shop AUs, college AUs, what if these two characters had asexual cuddles and so on, but here’s my new pitch for a fanfiction subgenre: the Tony Hawk Pro Skater AU
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 02, 2020, 10:33:57 am
Leisure Suit Larry was in Epstein's flight logs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 02, 2020, 11:22:36 am
thinking if someone that posts cat vids on YouTube but uses video naming conventions of alt right darkweb intellectuals who create compilations of themselves screaming at college students/video games
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 02, 2020, 11:29:10 am
Gamergate the Musical
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 02, 2020, 01:33:55 pm
Banana Now and Laters like Laffy Taffy but with a greasy finish that makes you say, "Mmm, that's good petroleum byproduct!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 02, 2020, 01:59:57 pm
thinking if someone that posts cat vids on YouTube but uses video naming conventions of alt right darkweb intellectuals who create compilations of themselves screaming at college students/video games
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, July 02, 2020, 11:22:36 am

Pizza The Cat DESTROYS Scratch Post with Claws and Malice

SJW Calico ANGRY and IRRATIONAL Over Laser Dot

Professor Opens Tuna Can of Worms on Campus, NEEDY Cats Scream LOUD in Response
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on July 03, 2020, 02:15:03 am
Is Katamari Damacy a type of vore? Why / why not?
Friend Anemone, June 29, 2020, 04:28:07 pm

i appreciate that this is framed as an essay question
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 03, 2020, 03:51:02 am
New thread idea:
Quotes that Didn't Age Well

Inaugural post:
"I'd just like to point out that Furries In Your Nation features the nation of Donald J. Trump America." - Boots Raingear, ep 228 United Nations of Dinguses, released 9/26/16Hypothetical Shell Game
Idea Status:
Rejected

Additional Notes:
Too depressing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 03, 2020, 08:44:11 am
I'm gonna start describing every video game as "the infinite jest of video games" until everyone gets pissed off at me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 03, 2020, 06:34:31 pm
I'm gonna start describing every video game as "the infinite jest of video games" until everyone gets pissed off at me
Wrought, July 03, 2020, 08:44:11 am
Hamlet is the infinite jest of plays
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 04, 2020, 09:34:53 am
What if we pronounced 'naked' the other way?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 05, 2020, 07:20:24 am
A dictionary where the words are listed in alphabetical order, but starting from their last letter.

It would probably be trivial to have a program do this, just run the alphabetical order algorithm but make it work right to left
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on July 05, 2020, 01:17:48 pm
The last three days, I've been outside in my yard, pulling weeds.

There are hundreds of weeds, all covered in spikes. The spikes are pronounced enough that they poke through the rubber gardening gloves. It's been in the high 80s as well, and I've been doing this in direct sunlight.

So covered in sweat, I pull out these stupid weeds, each of which hurts me, and I know that there will always, always be more weeds to pull.

Each day, I have to stop when I find myself depressed at the metaphor.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on July 05, 2020, 01:30:02 pm
The last three days, I've been outside in my yard, pulling weeds.

There are hundreds of weeds, all covered in spikes. The spikes are pronounced enough that they poke through the rubber gardening gloves. It's been in the high 80s as well, and I've been doing this in direct sunlight.

So covered in sweat, I pull out these stupid weeds, each of which hurts me, and I know that there will always, always be more weeds to pull.

Each day, I have to stop when I find myself depressed at the metaphor.
Lemon, July 05, 2020, 01:17:48 pm

It’s a real catch-22.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 05, 2020, 02:45:45 pm
The last three days, I've been outside in my yard, pulling weeds.

There are hundreds of weeds, all covered in spikes. The spikes are pronounced enough that they poke through the rubber gardening gloves. It's been in the high 80s as well, and I've been doing this in direct sunlight.

So covered in sweat, I pull out these stupid weeds, each of which hurts me, and I know that there will always, always be more weeds to pull.

Each day, I have to stop when I find myself depressed at the metaphor.
Lemon, July 05, 2020, 01:17:48 pm

Wrap hands in athletic tape, put on boxing gloves, punch weeds out of the ground - PROBLEM SOLVED
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 05, 2020, 08:00:06 pm
flamethrowers are legal in most us states but probably frowned upon by most HOAs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 05, 2020, 11:20:21 pm
My love of "sports betting" was reinforced by repeated youth viewings of Phantom Menace
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 06, 2020, 08:39:46 am
"Shakespeare in The Park" one thousand dollers a ticket, all sold out, same shit for the past 200 years. "Dick Sucking In the Park" every night for free, new, exciting, sometimes they get caught, yet I'm the only one watching. This is the power of monopoly destroying good entertainment, read "That's Capital!" by a great man who knew how to tell it straight.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ambious on July 06, 2020, 01:08:46 pm
Jesus was an incel
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 06, 2020, 01:56:40 pm
Jesus was an incel
Ambious, July 06, 2020, 01:08:46 pm
i cant tell if this is heretical AND wrong or just heretical and stupid
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr. on July 06, 2020, 01:59:08 pm
Jesus got mad bitches
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 06, 2020, 03:15:11 pm
imagine if instead of crucifying jesus they had cut his head off, dullahan jesus

maybe then christianity would have kept the chi-rho digram as its symbol
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on July 06, 2020, 04:30:15 pm
Homie: Yo dawg hook me up with some of that Special K!

Me *filling up their bowl with cereal and ketamine*: Uhhhh...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ambious on July 07, 2020, 06:04:07 am
Hey it's titled "pointless thought of the day" not "correct thought of the day"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: The Smoking Dad on July 09, 2020, 04:24:09 am
There should be a list somewhere that catalogs all the bands and artists that say they’re gonna “bring real rock and roll back” and then whether they succeeded or failed
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on July 09, 2020, 06:27:26 am
Was reading an article that was examining the correlation between educational, "intelligence" and self reported happiness, and I was struck by this thought. What if being stupid and living a thoughtless, but moderately happy life is not actually a karmic punishment, but being intelligent enough to be tortured by the monumental pressure of "realizing your potential" is?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 09, 2020, 12:33:08 pm
the real fetish was the friends we made along the way
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on July 09, 2020, 01:16:01 pm
There aren’t enough lunch hours in the day.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 09, 2020, 01:27:29 pm
I can't wait for culture to be cancelled.
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Post by: Shell Game on July 09, 2020, 01:34:16 pm
I was reminded that trans fat was a way some people online identified. As in a person who identifies as fat despite their assigned weight and body shape...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Penultimatum on July 09, 2020, 02:45:44 pm
I was reminded that trans fat was a way some people online identified. As in a person who identifies as fat despite their assigned weight and body shape...
Shell Game, July 09, 2020, 01:34:16 pm
I thought we banned all of those
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on July 09, 2020, 03:37:09 pm
Frolf is short for Frog Golf
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 10, 2020, 06:52:09 am
Slint branded sex toys. Don: A Man (the dildo). Spiderland Ovipositor. For Dinner...(Your Cock) fleshlight.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 10, 2020, 03:14:56 pm
not sure giraffes are real tbh. what shape is that supposed to be even?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 12, 2020, 02:15:11 am
[in soulsborne 'boss defeated' splash text]
NOT THE ASSHOLE
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 12, 2020, 02:15:17 am
I googled putonghua for some reason I can't remember a few days ago and never closed the tab. Just saw it and was wondering why google was calling me a bitch.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 12, 2020, 03:11:38 am
everybody who has a biblical name that has a meaning has to translate it into English. I don't know Greek, but all the ones in the new testament that are from Greek also get this treatment, i.e. Peter is 'rock'

Joshua (or Jesus for that matter)? you're 'God will redeem' or 'God's salvation' or if you inflect it a certain way, 'savior'
Jacob? sorry, you're 'heel' (as a male verb in future 3rd person singular)
Isaac? you're gonna laugh because your name is now 'will laugh'
Dan? well I'll just call you 'judge', unless it's short for Daniel, which is 'God is my judge'
Elizabeth? you're 'God is my oath'
Benjamin? now you're 'right hand son' or if want to turn it into an existing name: Dexter
Debra/Deborah? you're 'bee'
Samson? you're 'sunny'
Adam? it's the word generally used for 'man', but it comes from "adama" which is 'earth'
Eve? it's basically just 'alive' or 'living'

not counting the ones that accidentally end up being names, like Susan, which is either Lily or Rose (shoshan or shoshanah), or the ones that are just two different names for god shoved together (Elijah and Joel)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 12, 2020, 12:23:35 pm
I could do with a bit more money, you know?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 12, 2020, 04:33:37 pm
zoinks scoob, turns out th-th-the real terror is that existence is fundamentally cruelty
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 12, 2020, 07:45:39 pm
...and I would've gotten away from the cycles of suffering, too.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on July 13, 2020, 08:27:50 am
Honestly and truthfully it's Jim's funny office and we're all just living in it
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Post by: Wrought on July 13, 2020, 02:50:08 pm
Some people? You can see their dick through their pants. Me? You can see my BRAIN through my HAT...
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on July 13, 2020, 07:13:00 pm
I am a firm believer in that you are allowed to believe in one conspiracy theory without any proof.

Since the "Bill Gates made covid-19" was appropriated by imbeciles I've had to seek a new conspiracy.

My current belief is that CIA, after seeing the potency of investing in abstract art, decided to cripple our modern ability to relate to art and media in general by funding Channel Awesome and Cinema Sins.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 14, 2020, 03:57:46 am
well its not that crazy for the CIA to attempt to suppress the radical potential of art. jokes on them though since art has no radical potential
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on July 14, 2020, 09:06:49 pm
Getting fired for referring to my boss as "my pathetic mewling paypig".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 15, 2020, 07:24:21 am
well its not that crazy for the CIA to attempt to suppress the radical potential of art. jokes on them though since art has no radical potential
GirlKisser420, July 14, 2020, 03:57:46 am

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293676245592309760/732935474049712138/unknown.png)

Explain it, professor.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 15, 2020, 11:07:36 am
well its not that crazy for the CIA to attempt to suppress the radical potential of art. jokes on them though since art has no radical potential
GirlKisser420, July 14, 2020, 03:57:46 am

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293676245592309760/732935474049712138/unknown.png)

Explain it, professor.
Spooks, July 15, 2020, 07:24:21 am
this is a scientific diagram
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 15, 2020, 11:47:33 am
"First contact? Buddy, there's gonna be two contacts, my fist contactin your face and your face contactin the floor"

-me before being vaporized by alien tech
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 16, 2020, 01:01:06 am
people being witches on tumblr rules actually but they need to get the big hats or it doesnt count
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 17, 2020, 08:25:27 am
The Downward Spyro
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 17, 2020, 02:20:21 pm
What is the law? No spill cum
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Post by: Shigan on July 17, 2020, 02:31:51 pm
If two artists did an art battle to see who’s better at drawing in the art style of Final Fantasy, they should call it Amano Mano A Mano
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 17, 2020, 02:47:00 pm
I tip my hat to the man jacking off outside the gas station. "Thank you for helping keep queer culture queer" I say.
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Post by: krytton on July 18, 2020, 12:21:09 am
pleased to announce the "nicki minaj stop rehabilitating sexual predators" challenge
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 18, 2020, 07:16:11 am
Me and the fellows at Oxford have come to a compromise after long debates and are officially renaming it to "The proof is in the pudding and the proof of the proof that is in the pudding is in the eating of the proof of the pudding and the pudding" in order to please everyone.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 18, 2020, 03:02:48 pm
Fucking hate it when I finish something and it turns out there's a sequel. I thought I was getting my backlog down but now there's a cliffhanger and I've got three more books to read.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 18, 2020, 03:36:25 pm
christianity is just another isekai. "in another world in the sky with my halo". ok. fuck off weebs.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 19, 2020, 01:35:02 am
surgical steel kitchen implements, for your medical grade autopsy kitchen
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 19, 2020, 07:01:01 am
The most embarrassing start to a superhero career would be getting invited to study at the X-Men school and pissing your pants on the first day. You’d never be able to get a new codename
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 19, 2020, 08:23:01 am
me: all Women are Queens
Aristotle: Go on...
me: *does not understand why this guy can't take a simple statement and leave it at that*
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Post by: A Meat on July 20, 2020, 12:52:14 am
Twerkers of the world, unite!
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 20, 2020, 08:13:41 am
Twerkers of the world, unite!
A Meat, July 20, 2020, 12:52:14 am

Oh no, if all the twerkers unite in one synchronized twerking session, then the earth will be thrown off orbit!
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Post by: krytton on July 20, 2020, 08:22:46 am
a fetish for the erasure of binary values. boolbusting
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 20, 2020, 11:11:58 am
The Titus Andronicus song 'Fatal Flaw' is about bosses with glowing weakpoints
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 21, 2020, 03:07:03 am
Just call me Mario because I'm all bout that *frees Peach*
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 21, 2020, 07:42:01 am
livin' la vida localhost
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on July 21, 2020, 11:57:34 am
while cleaning the dishwasher i thought about the f plus theory of niche fetishes (someone gets a random boner and associates it with the thing forever), and then realized there's probably an f plus listener who this happened to. and now they're out there somewhere with a bug/clingfilm/whatever fetish
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on July 21, 2020, 12:45:25 pm
You may now kin the bride
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 21, 2020, 01:02:21 pm
You may now kin the bride
Mix, July 21, 2020, 12:45:25 pm
a novelty barbecue apron that says KIN THE COOK and instead of the embarassing ugly woman's breasts in a bikini design it has a The Mountain style full-print design to make it look like a fursuit
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 21, 2020, 01:19:44 pm
https://twitter.com/GeniusLyricsWC/status/1285637577886896129
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 21, 2020, 03:54:33 pm
mapping all the zones on a big map, where is green hill zone in comparison to the friendzone and killzone? what about the war zone or the hot zone?

other zones to consider: the dead zone, da share z0ne, the demilitarized zone, zone rouge, zone of the enders, zone of proximal development, time zone, "the zone", calzone, erogenous zone, strike zone, ozone, aphotic zone
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Post by: A Meat on July 21, 2020, 05:30:02 pm
While I'm at it, the twilight zone, phantom zone and forbidden zone are all the same zone
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Post by: Great Joe on July 21, 2020, 05:31:26 pm
hope to someday access the p'zone
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on July 21, 2020, 06:03:00 pm
mapping all the zones on a big map, where is green hill zone in comparison to the friendzone and killzone? what about the war zone or the hot zone?

other zones to consider: the dead zone, da share z0ne, the demilitarized zone, zone rouge, zone of the enders, zone of proximal development, time zone, "the zone", calzone, erogenous zone, strike zone, ozone, aphotic zone
A Meat, July 21, 2020, 03:54:33 pm

You can find them all along a highway. A highway that leads to another zone. A zone I shouldn’t have to name.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on July 21, 2020, 08:13:53 pm
You may now kin the bride
Mix, July 21, 2020, 12:45:25 pm
a novelty barbecue apron that says KIN THE COOK and instead of the embarassing ugly woman's breasts in a bikini design it has a The Mountain style full-print design to make it look like a fursuit
chai tea latte, July 21, 2020, 01:02:21 pm

something something i just wanna kin for god's sake
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 21, 2020, 10:31:29 pm
Hi tuttle
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on July 22, 2020, 12:20:23 pm
Some of y’all have never been to the fiddy zone and it shows
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 22, 2020, 12:39:30 pm
Some of y’all have never been to the fiddy zone and it shows
Mr. Hunky Academia, July 22, 2020, 12:20:23 pm

Dude I've tried, my hips just don't work that way, and I can't NOT blink!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 22, 2020, 01:20:05 pm
while cleaning the dishwasher i thought about the f plus theory of niche fetishes (someone gets a random boner and associates it with the thing forever), and then realized there's probably an f plus listener who this happened to. and now they're out there somewhere with a bug/clingfilm/whatever fetish
auaurorau, July 21, 2020, 11:57:34 am
You called?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 22, 2020, 01:56:17 pm
Thinking about a guy whose working as a janitor in the White House who’s dream it is to work his way up to being president
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 22, 2020, 01:56:50 pm
Thinking about a guy whose working as a janitor in the White House who’s dream it is to work his way up to being president
chai tea latte, July 22, 2020, 01:56:17 pm
thinking about him deciding vice president is more realistic and dreaming about that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 22, 2020, 02:55:08 pm
love being able to change my display name
tyvm lemon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 23, 2020, 12:33:10 pm
it's important to always think on the bright side and consider worse possibilities to keep yourself optimistic. for example, yes hearing about harry potter all the time is exhausting but what if all the blue checkmarks had read warriorcats instead
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 23, 2020, 02:50:50 pm
"Oh he's usually around, I'm just usually sitting on his face."Frank West on Lemmy, just now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 23, 2020, 03:43:32 pm
The lines "bow down before the one you serve/you're gonna get what you deserve" are in iambic tetrameter and therefore can be said with the cadence of a girl scout chant
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on July 23, 2020, 06:36:20 pm
The fact that she was able to change careers from research scientist to self-help lifestyle guru proves that Brené Brown may actually know the secret to conquering shame.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on July 24, 2020, 10:29:01 am
One of the ways we lost our way as a species was abandoning the seaplane.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on July 24, 2020, 10:31:05 am
Bimbofication of the Author
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 24, 2020, 01:26:46 pm
A dating/gameshow hybrid where every participant has a weird paraphilia and there's a prize at the end of the night if you can guess your partner's fetish but they can't guess yours.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 24, 2020, 01:33:23 pm
Here's how to use the horizontal column..
                                                                           l
                                                                           i
                                                                           k
                                                                           e

                                                                           t
                                                                           h
                                                                           i
                                                                           s
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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 25, 2020, 05:29:22 am
gerardus mercator makes a youtuber style apology video
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on July 26, 2020, 01:45:55 am
Our skeletons actually come in all sorts of colours; their modern depiction in white marble is
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 26, 2020, 03:52:43 am
Cheradenine Zakalwe, for the crime of making that dude into a chair you are officially Cancelled online for committing a class B problematic act
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 27, 2020, 01:33:25 am
It's the skeletons' world, they're just all living in us.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 27, 2020, 07:18:55 pm
Started telling people I thought sandinista was the best clash lp as a joke but now I really believe it. Hypernormalized myself into streamin sandinista
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on July 27, 2020, 08:06:10 pm
the guy who wrote your favorite goldeneye FAQ on gamefaqs is now a father.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 28, 2020, 02:57:29 pm
I'm printing my comic book at A0 because I want to be first in the phone book.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 28, 2020, 03:40:30 pm
all "prestige tv" is just heartwarming stories all about how being a bigot doesn't mean you can't be a hero
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 28, 2020, 03:49:21 pm
all "prestige tv" is just heartwarming stories all about how being a bigot doesn't mean you can't be a hero
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, July 28, 2020, 03:40:30 pm
false, the sopranos is about one mans crippling cured meat addiction
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 28, 2020, 04:49:48 pm
me: Punk is more than just an aesthetic, its about standing up to the man and fighting for real political change, and respecting your community. cyberpunk 2020 should be more in line with my politics to be legitimate
GG Allin: *just does another shit on stage*
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on July 28, 2020, 07:35:47 pm
Is it still anarchism if you can't justify smashing the system as a result of the realization that to do so would be to further victimize the people who are already the most exploited members of society?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 28, 2020, 07:42:47 pm
Is it still anarchism if you can't justify smashing the system as a result of the realization that to do so would be to further victimize the people who are already the most exploited members of society?
Chupasaurus-Rex, July 28, 2020, 07:35:47 pm

It's why I have a hard time with accelerationism - faster results at what cost?

I haven't done a lot of reading into anarchism (Yavuz might be a good source!), but to my understanding in an ideal anarchist setting there is supposed to be local, mutual aid that helps those who are in need or those with disabilities. At least that's what I've gleaned from those who label themselves as anarchists (in the political way, not the "fuck you mom and dad")
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on July 28, 2020, 11:11:32 pm
Counterpoint: that A in the circle looks totally badass
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 29, 2020, 12:13:21 am
Counterpoint: that A in the circle looks totally badass
Lemon, July 28, 2020, 11:11:32 pm

Look I know you're all of the internet and shit z but @ ain't that cool :V
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 29, 2020, 04:58:21 am
One year later Tinder is still just a depression machine where people advertise their instagrams.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 29, 2020, 12:17:26 pm
the week is a social construct
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 29, 2020, 01:51:09 pm
But da weekend is real as fuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 29, 2020, 01:58:29 pm
Fuck escapism and defeatism, all my homies hate the trisolarians
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 29, 2020, 02:47:53 pm
But da weekend is real as fuck
Agent Coop Time!, July 29, 2020, 01:51:09 pm
I regret to inform you that all social constructs are real, we live in a society
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Post by: Shell Game on July 29, 2020, 05:52:29 pm
Mankind, in its hubris, reaches beyond its grasp. It is only a matter of time before humanity receives its comeuppance.

Nya~!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 30, 2020, 08:30:58 am
a strip club where one of the poles just has a giant döner/shawarma on it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 30, 2020, 09:46:13 am
a strip club where one of the poles just has a giant döner/shawarma on it
A Meat, July 30, 2020, 08:30:58 am

Posted By A Meat
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 30, 2020, 12:42:18 pm
Have stripper cops/cop porn numbers been affected by the past few months?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 30, 2020, 03:40:06 pm
Have stripper cops/cop porn numbers been affected by the past few months?
Shell Game, July 30, 2020, 12:42:18 pm
In a perfect world we would retrain them to strip as social workers
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on July 31, 2020, 07:19:35 am
If you’re a politician who thinks your opponent is digitally altering photos of you to make you seem less appealing, why not release a DeviantArt Original Character Do Not Steal reference sheet of yourself with hair and skin swatches?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 31, 2020, 08:51:53 am
Today I was talking to someone at work about hospital and I mentioned that I'd been in for a couple of months over a surgery when I was, and I said I'd quite liked it as a little kid. Then she asked me what surgery it was and it was only at that moment that I realised I shouldn't talk about my balls surgery to people who barely know me and I didnt have a good lie to hand, so I just said it something abdominal and I wasnt entirely sure but it hadn't really had any long term effects. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm either a liar or incredibly stupid, or more likely both.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: The Smoking Dad on August 01, 2020, 03:27:49 am
Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland is a game about small business ownership
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 02, 2020, 10:23:10 am
Just like, a giant tube that goes from the surface of the earth to the moon so we can breathe in the moon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ashto on August 02, 2020, 11:40:01 am
(https://i.imgur.com/H31QtEP.png)
Boring, uninspired, falling asleep just thinking about it




(https://i.imgur.com/Mhft8Y9.png)
Innovative, exciting, increases astronaut morale
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 02, 2020, 11:48:54 am
(https://i.imgur.com/H31QtEP.png)
Boring, uninspired, falling asleep just thinking about it




(https://i.imgur.com/Mhft8Y9.png)
Innovative, exciting, increases astronaut morale
LaserSeusan, August 02, 2020, 11:40:01 am

Action Park teams up with Elon Musk to create the future of space elevator technology
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 02, 2020, 12:54:31 pm
funko pops are worse garden gnomes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 03, 2020, 07:04:34 am
Keeping our Team Members and Guests safe by providing them tiny pillows they can put on their foreheads so that they won't get too chaffed from our nuts constantly slapping them there.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 03, 2020, 12:20:38 pm
In life only two things are certain: Getting ice cubes out of the tray is fucking hard.Albert Einstein
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 03, 2020, 08:09:26 pm
Ozymandias is about a statue that fought the guy from sugar ray. Tragic
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 03, 2020, 10:01:32 pm
Somebody else demanded i apologize for swing revival again last weekend. :(
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 04, 2020, 06:28:49 am
People on the internet are always talking about pre-cum, but where's the post-cum?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on August 04, 2020, 06:43:10 am
Somebody else demanded i apologize for swing revival again last weekend. :(
Shell Game, August 03, 2020, 10:01:32 pm

The amount of time people have spent demanding apologies for swing revival is longer than the actual swing revival.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 04, 2020, 01:14:45 pm
Monthly wine subscription boxes are for people who can't tolerate making their own bad decisions
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 04, 2020, 04:50:47 pm
New character: Horny Bob Dylan
"Well I wake up in the mornin, close my hands, and pray for brain" etc etc
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on August 04, 2020, 05:00:09 pm
Monthly wine subscription boxes are for people who can't tolerate making their own bad decisions
Bobguinary Novel, August 04, 2020, 01:14:45 pm

i fucking hate people who go into a place and ask to try 600 things before they order. commit to an experience!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 05, 2020, 04:14:42 am
Monthly wine subscription boxes are for people who can't tolerate making their own bad decisions
Bobguinary Novel, August 04, 2020, 01:14:45 pm

Any recommendations on which I should go for?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 05, 2020, 04:36:27 am
Huis Luis and the Nuis
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 05, 2020, 08:37:16 am
Monthly wine subscription boxes are for people who can't tolerate making their own bad decisions
Bobguinary Novel, August 04, 2020, 01:14:45 pm

Any recommendations on which I should go for?
worm, August 05, 2020, 04:14:42 am

Okay, first you go to the store and realize you only like whites. Then after spending 5 minutes googling what the difference is, you pick the bottle of wine that is in your price range and has a good illustration on the label, in hopes they paid the illustrator at least. Congrats, you have an okay wine! If it's bad, you throw fruit in it and is suddenly a bad sangria
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on August 05, 2020, 03:29:11 pm
The lyrics to U Can't Touch This are remarkably vapid, even when considered in the context of an 80s-90s dance jam.

Give me a song
Or rhythm
Makin' 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 05, 2020, 04:20:59 pm
*I saunter on down through the saloon doors into the OK Corral, twirling my revolver then sliding it into my holster. I look down and see ur bulge poking past your chaps. "Well yeehaw, pardner, what'cha got there?" I holler, tipping my hat* ~ Wyatt Erp
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 05, 2020, 04:43:13 pm
^ bringing sexy steinback
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on August 06, 2020, 12:44:04 pm
Monthly wine subscription boxes are for people who can't tolerate making their own bad decisions
Bobguinary Novel, August 04, 2020, 01:14:45 pm

Any recommendations on which I should go for?
worm, August 05, 2020, 04:14:42 am

Okay, first you go to the store and realize you only like whites. Then after spending 5 minutes googling what the difference is, you pick the bottle of wine that is in your price range and has a good illustration on the label, in hopes they paid the illustrator at least. Congrats, you have an okay wine! If it's bad, you throw fruit in it and is suddenly a bad sangria
Bobguinary Novel, August 05, 2020, 08:37:16 am

If you live in complete squalor like me, it's fun to buy Bristol Creme Sherry and pretend you're Frasier while drinking it straight out of the bottle.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on August 06, 2020, 05:01:47 pm
I was watching Airplane! last night, and during the Saturday Night Fever parody they're playing Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees. I've never quite noticed how dark the lyrics are


Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 07, 2020, 11:15:12 am
I was watching Airplane! last night, and during the Saturday Night Fever parody they're playing Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees. I've never quite noticed how dark the lyrics are


Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive

LancashireMcGee, August 06, 2020, 05:01:47 pm
And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

Some things have been the same for so, so long, y'know?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 07, 2020, 02:54:08 pm
Imagining a guy whos tinder song is I Will by Danny Brown
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ambious on August 07, 2020, 05:42:00 pm
The 90's started in 1994 and ended in 2001.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: weebphorus on August 08, 2020, 02:04:07 am
it would be cool if i could bite my finger like the girl in my pfp
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on August 08, 2020, 12:34:44 pm
Would mermaid porn be advertised as full frontal nudity, or as full ventral nudity?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 09, 2020, 01:48:39 pm
Grant proposal:  The perception of the relative rudeness of the words "ass" and "butt", in relation to age and socioeconomic status
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 10, 2020, 11:54:40 am
Grant proposal:  The perception of the relative rudeness of the words "ass" and "butt", in relation to age and socioeconomic status
A Meat, August 09, 2020, 01:48:39 pm
I would like a grant to do a follow up study on why "arse" sounds so funny to americans, but not so much to brits.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 10, 2020, 12:30:28 pm
Grant proposal:  The perception of the relative rudeness of the words "ass" and "butt", in relation to age and socioeconomic status
A Meat, August 09, 2020, 01:48:39 pm
I would like a grant to do a follow up study on why "arse" sounds so funny to americans, but not so much to brits.
Dr. Buttplug, August 10, 2020, 11:54:40 am
R sounds are weird. Even weirder coming from people who so frequently drop Rs!!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 10, 2020, 12:43:34 pm
Jesus Christ was the first Chirhopractor
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 10, 2020, 12:53:40 pm
Jesus Christ was the first Chirhopractor
A Meat, August 10, 2020, 12:43:34 pm
oh I know this one, its my favorite modest mouse song
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on August 11, 2020, 04:08:38 am
Joe Satriani would probably be more famous if he didn't name his  songs lame stuff like "Surfing with the Alien" and instead used cool names like "Hobnobbing with the Hobgoblin".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on August 11, 2020, 11:19:18 am
"i used an AI to generate-" i don't care shut the hell up
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 11, 2020, 11:28:51 am
"i used an AI to generate-" i don't care shut the hell up
Spenny, August 11, 2020, 11:19:18 am
yeah same tbh
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on August 11, 2020, 05:28:08 pm
"i used an AI to generate-" i don't care shut the hell up
Spenny, August 11, 2020, 11:19:18 am
"i forced an ai to wat-" no you didn't, you just wanted to write absurd fan fiction and you don't want to admit it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Adam Bozarth on August 11, 2020, 07:19:35 pm
If there is one thing the pandemic has taught me about myself it’s that I had no idea how to properly gauge the growth rate of hair
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 12, 2020, 04:19:01 am
trevnI izU liL
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 12, 2020, 06:22:23 am
La Donna È Mobile Game
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 12, 2020, 05:13:53 pm
Frank d'Assisi
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 12, 2020, 08:09:54 pm
Qanon is an ARG for dumb asses.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 12, 2020, 10:55:22 pm
Casting esuna on my homie to remove the horny status effect
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on August 13, 2020, 01:15:21 am
waiting for someone to invent a foldable bike that i can just pull outta my backpack and ride away on, like in pokemon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 13, 2020, 01:23:28 am
Casting esuna on my homie to remove the horny status effect
Wrought, August 12, 2020, 10:55:22 pm
sorry. It's unhealable.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on August 13, 2020, 02:52:34 am
Caramelldansen: The Sin of an Era
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on August 13, 2020, 02:58:13 am
I like coffee.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 13, 2020, 02:05:53 pm
Women will be coming back from universities and talking about the Great Depression in the 1930s? but won't?? let me talk about the Great Post-Nut Depression??? between 19 and 30???? that I've never experienced????? OK I'm a good listener I guess. wow.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 13, 2020, 03:06:53 pm
I like coffee.
Great Joe, August 13, 2020, 02:58:13 am
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 13, 2020, 05:35:39 pm
Elon Musk is going to make a real life Bastion from overwatch and give it to the Oregon State Police and everyone on reddit will call him poggers for it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on August 13, 2020, 06:02:14 pm
<dude shoots himself in the dick, to own the libs>
<inner narative> ok cat man, stay calm, you got this... dont fuck this up
"Sounds like he went off half cocked"
<voices in my head chanting> USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on August 13, 2020, 06:03:38 pm
<dude shoots himself in the dick, to own the libs>
<inner narative> ok cat man, stay calm, you got this... dont fuck this up
"Sounds like he went off half cocked"
<voices in my head chanting> USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
cat_examiner, August 13, 2020, 06:02:14 pm

that was my hundredth poast?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 13, 2020, 07:53:50 pm
<dude shoots himself in the dick, to own the libs>
<inner narative> ok cat man, stay calm, you got this... dont fuck this up
"Sounds like he went off half cocked"
<voices in my head chanting> USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
cat_examiner, August 13, 2020, 06:02:14 pm
I think this is a whole lot better if the inner narrative is that of the auto-dick-shooter who thinks of himself as Cat Man.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 13, 2020, 10:42:48 pm
The Fuck Occurrence at Owl Creek Fuck is when a guy leaves his house to go on a one night stand with a lady, with the sex positions becoming more fanciful with every minute. After she has her 57th orgasm, it flashes back to him his bed, jacking it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 15, 2020, 05:06:52 pm
Teeth are the vanguard of the skeleton
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 15, 2020, 05:51:40 pm
NWOBHM band called Postmaster General
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on August 15, 2020, 05:59:06 pm
NWOBHM band called Postmaster General
Agent Coop Time!, August 15, 2020, 05:51:40 pm

first album "Rain Sleet & Snow"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on August 15, 2020, 07:05:08 pm
New character: Horny Bob Dylan
"Well I wake up in the mornin, close my hands, and pray for brain" etc etc
Agent Coop Time!, August 04, 2020, 04:50:47 pm

Friend, have you heard the good news about Leonard Cohen?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on August 15, 2020, 08:19:44 pm
Caramelldansen: The Sin of an Era
auaurorau, August 13, 2020, 02:52:34 am
when i was nine, i memorized all of the lyrics to caramelldansen in both english and swedish. that, along with the numa numa song, were a legitimate hyperfixation for over a year. i had both of them on my various neopets profiles.

in fifth grade they would let a student play a CD for the entire day on their birthday. so i brought in my CD that i made all on my own with the following songs:
the original pokemon theme song
caramelldansen (normal version)
caramelldansen (speedy version)
caramelldansen (english version)
butterfly
numa numa (both the english and romanian versions)
and a midi of sweet escape by gwen stefani because i couldn't find the actual song.

it played on repeat in that accursed classroom for 7 hours. nobody said anything because i guess we were all kids that didn't give a fuck, and also because i was mean and would get aggressive if someone made fun of me.

that's my thought of the day. thank you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on August 16, 2020, 07:36:54 am
no, thank you for the thought. it was a good one
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 16, 2020, 09:56:18 am
Ayyy, I'm walkin on sunshine here,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 16, 2020, 02:45:22 pm
Ayyy, I'm walkin on sunshine here,
chai tea latte, August 16, 2020, 09:56:18 am

This is the best joke I've read in a while.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 16, 2020, 03:01:40 pm
Ayyy, I'm walkin on sunshine here,
chai tea latte, August 16, 2020, 09:56:18 am

This is the best joke I've read in a while.
Lemon, August 16, 2020, 02:45:22 pm
well then, thank God i melted my brain on psychedelics
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 16, 2020, 05:12:15 pm
Ayyy, I'm walkin on sunshine here,
chai tea latte, August 16, 2020, 09:56:18 am

This is the best joke I've read in a while.
Lemon, August 16, 2020, 02:45:22 pm

agreed, the best jokes are the ones you hear when you read
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on August 17, 2020, 04:00:28 pm
lost weight
gained muscle
started wearing makeup

gymbofication
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 17, 2020, 10:55:15 pm
Fuck hammer-ons, whenever a tab says "h" just hit it with a lil "\" instead. Game changer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 18, 2020, 03:30:03 am
in order to advance my personal branding, i would like you all to refer to me as wormTM from now on
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 18, 2020, 05:27:14 am
in order to advance my personal branding, i would like you all to refer to me as wormTM from now on
worm, August 18, 2020, 03:30:03 am
Ahem...

If you'll go ahead and open this postmarked, notary public signed envelope, i think you'll find a pretty interesting but of trademark...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 18, 2020, 03:28:37 pm
as a very proud st. Louisiana im really sorry about 100 gecs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 18, 2020, 03:34:18 pm
as a very proud st. Louisiana im really sorry about 100 gecs
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, August 18, 2020, 03:28:37 pm

did they do something fucked up? do i have to strip them out of my playlists, because that would be very disappointing and inconvenient
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 18, 2020, 10:27:09 pm
Zen Buddhist 800 years ago and also me right now: I wish I could become a tree so I wouldn't have feelings anymore
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on August 19, 2020, 01:05:27 am
as a very proud st. Louisiana im really sorry about 100 gecs
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, August 18, 2020, 03:28:37 pm

did they do something fucked up? do i have to strip them out of my playlists, because that would be very disappointing and inconvenient
worm, August 18, 2020, 03:34:18 pm

just this (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Gecs#Discography)

nothing against them really. not my kind of music but i just wanted to make the joke.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 19, 2020, 01:43:48 am
What's the opposite of a camel? Because I am that.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on August 19, 2020, 03:05:39 am
Whoever invented a way to make plastic look like brushed aluminum is a genius and I hate them.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 19, 2020, 09:58:14 am
What's the opposite of a camel? Because I am that.
Salubrious Rex, August 19, 2020, 01:43:48 am

Good news, you're a cephalopod and they're pretty neat.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 19, 2020, 10:49:07 am
What's the opposite of a camel? Because I am that.
Salubrious Rex, August 19, 2020, 01:43:48 am

Good news, you're a cephalopod and they're pretty neat.
Dr. Buttplug, August 19, 2020, 09:58:14 am
Outta the way, nerd! It's arthropod congress!

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dj7-1yBU0AEAgnA.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on August 19, 2020, 07:19:06 pm
i've done nothing worthwhile ever but at least i'm horny
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on August 19, 2020, 08:28:48 pm
I bet if I had been the editor for Johnny Dangerously, it would’ve been a funnier film than it actually was.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 19, 2020, 08:42:19 pm
What's the opposite of a camel? Because I am that.
Salubrious Rex, August 19, 2020, 01:43:48 am

Good news, you're a cephalopod and they're pretty neat.
Dr. Buttplug, August 19, 2020, 09:58:14 am
Outta the way, nerd! It's arthropod congress!

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dj7-1yBU0AEAgnA.jpg)
Shell Game, August 19, 2020, 10:49:07 am

Never knew the rivalry between hard-fish and soft-fish was so lively. I would be happy to be part of either, or even a medium-fish.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 20, 2020, 06:52:54 am
Qanon is an ARG for dumb asses.
Dr. Buttplug, August 12, 2020, 08:09:54 pm

Ah man, someone at The Times beat me to it by like a week, and Adrian Hon by more than a week probably. (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/04/opinion/qanon-conspiracy-theory-arg.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage&utm_campaign=Snopes%20Digest%20Issue%20%2317%20%28Y4YRhg%29&utm_medium=email&utm_source=Snopes%20Digest%20Subscribers)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on August 20, 2020, 08:47:42 am
in awe at the concept of literature and a 270-word sentence
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 20, 2020, 07:46:10 pm
Elmo // a baby high on fentanyl 2020
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 20, 2020, 11:50:19 pm
if you cummed in a chicken and leek pie noone would notice
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 21, 2020, 12:19:38 am
if you cummed in a chicken and leek pie noone would notice
GirlKisser420, August 20, 2020, 11:50:19 pm
:(
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 21, 2020, 01:28:05 am
Asexual Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Cummy Chicken and Leek Pie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 21, 2020, 09:57:10 am
Stuart Baker has come full circle from being a self parody to turning into a monster. Like what did he think Squidbillies was about?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 21, 2020, 02:56:21 pm
Cats and moths, man. They're like proverbial moths to the flame, if the flame was a moth and the moth was a cat.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ashto on August 21, 2020, 03:28:05 pm
if you cummed in a chicken and leek pie noone would notice
GirlKisser420, August 20, 2020, 11:50:19 pm

No, I did notice, that's why I haven't been back to any of your dinner parties dude.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on August 21, 2020, 03:47:10 pm
crushing up and snorting my once a day multivitamin to get closer to god.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 22, 2020, 12:38:53 am
crushing up and snorting my once a day multivitamin to get closer to god.
Hux, August 21, 2020, 03:47:10 pm
Oh is that what that nine inch nails song is saying?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 22, 2020, 02:27:06 am
kinda fucked up that aquaman is a ripoff of namor the sub-mariner
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on August 22, 2020, 06:21:36 am
it's pronounced suh-tear-eh
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 22, 2020, 11:02:53 pm
from now on every dystopian cyberpunk story needs to have a bluecheck lib character who's only purpose is to stand in the background and say "Wow. Cool. Normal world." whenever there's scenes of violent oppression or displays the machinations of hypercapitalistic society
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 22, 2020, 11:58:30 pm
from now on every dystopian cyberpunk story needs to have a bluecheck lib character who's only purpose is to stand in the background and say "Wow. Cool. Normal world." whenever there's scenes of violent oppression or displays the machinations of hypercapitalistic society
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, August 22, 2020, 11:02:53 pm
and then someone who tries to guilt you for performing disdainful reactions to them because worse people exist. Then you can punch that person.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 23, 2020, 07:43:39 am
I'd say, instead, stage Waiting for Godot but both men are "bluecheck lib characters" that talk about nothing in partic- oh wait, no, I just reinvented half of the podcasts currently available on the internet, nevermind.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 23, 2020, 08:06:22 am
from now on every dystopian cyberpunk story needs to have a bluecheck lib character who's only purpose is to stand in the background and say "Wow. Cool. Normal world." whenever there's scenes of violent oppression or displays the machinations of hypercapitalistic society
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, August 22, 2020, 11:02:53 pm
[Watching failed cyborg experiment subjects being thrown into a mass grave] Uh, is it just me, or is it like capitalism is in its last season and the writers are going fucking crazy?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on August 24, 2020, 05:54:32 am
i eat fear. are you afraid? call me to eat your fear. i will get rid of your current fear and replace it with new fear, and then i will eat the new fear. it is a symbiotic relationship where you will not die, but you might think you will.

call now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 24, 2020, 06:00:20 am
"all's fair in love and war" does not hold up at The Hague
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 24, 2020, 01:47:16 pm
If you ask me, they weren't any Less Miserable by the end, but okay.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 24, 2020, 01:51:40 pm
Jelle's Miserarbles Runs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 24, 2020, 05:04:52 pm
They call this guy victor hugo but he aint even big
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 24, 2020, 05:28:53 pm
I clown on stores for playing christmas music early but sometimes i listen to alices restaurant in August
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 24, 2020, 07:01:21 pm
BDSM robots but they have really poor voice recognition and never recognise your safe word.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 25, 2020, 12:09:38 am
Seal of James Quallity
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on August 25, 2020, 03:03:30 am
Honestly, fuck Skross.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Oats on August 25, 2020, 10:15:53 am
The eternal September has finally ended only to be replaced by with March
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 25, 2020, 12:26:32 pm
battle royale games are like my ex wife: 15 minutes of edging followed by a couple of seconds of dissapointment.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Penultimatum on August 25, 2020, 02:27:29 pm
BDSM robots but they have really poor voice recognition and never recognise your safe word.
Salubrious Rex, August 24, 2020, 07:01:21 pm
Being in a findom relationship with Alexa
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 25, 2020, 02:30:21 pm
BDSM robots but they have really poor voice recognition and never recognise your safe word.
Salubrious Rex, August 24, 2020, 07:01:21 pm
Being in a findom relationship with Alexa
Friend Anemone, August 25, 2020, 02:27:29 pm
literally me and my smart speaker. It's okay. Don't judge.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on August 25, 2020, 04:09:55 pm
BDSM robots but they have really poor voice recognition and never recognise your safe word.
Salubrious Rex, August 24, 2020, 07:01:21 pm
Being in a findom relationship with Alexa
Friend Anemone, August 25, 2020, 02:27:29 pm
literally me and my smart speaker. It's okay. Don't judge.
chai tea latte, August 25, 2020, 02:30:21 pm
i swear i only bought those shoes because ALEXA wanted me to
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 25, 2020, 04:53:06 pm
I wish all cards were printed and cut to be the same size, so I could have a deck with cards from magic the gathering, pokemon, yugioh, apples to apples, uno, dominion, etc. and use them to do a reading instead of tarot cards.

just turn over three cards and see that you have an opt, rush limbaugh, and a blue 7 from uno, try and figure out what that means
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 26, 2020, 06:06:53 am
I wish all cards were printed and cut to be the same size, so I could have a deck with cards from magic the gathering, pokemon, yugioh, apples to apples, uno, dominion, etc. and use them to do a reading instead of tarot cards.

just turn over three cards and see that you have an opt, rush limbaugh, and a blue 7 from uno, try and figure out what that means
A Meat, August 25, 2020, 04:53:06 pm

i ddint know rush was a pokemon too. gen 8 is weird.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 26, 2020, 06:14:53 am
I cant really imagine anything more demoralising than going to a magic the gathering tarot and the fortune teller just draws 3 swamps in a row
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 26, 2020, 06:46:31 am
I cant really imagine anything more demoralising than going to a magic the gathering tarot and the fortune teller just draws 3 swamps in a row
GirlKisser420, August 26, 2020, 06:14:53 am
i can, what if you got two swamps and a 3 cost
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 26, 2020, 08:31:46 am
I cant really imagine anything more demoralising than going to a magic the gathering tarot and the fortune teller just draws 3 swamps in a row
GirlKisser420, August 26, 2020, 06:14:53 am
(https://i.imgur.com/hGG0x1k.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on August 26, 2020, 08:46:11 am
Anyone who thinks white people are a superior race has never seen them order Indian food.

Incapacitating the white supremacist army by spiking the food in the mess hall with a single jalapeño.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on August 26, 2020, 12:36:54 pm
If they had let him out of prison, Charles Manson would have made so much money giving leadership talks to CEOs about "how to inspire loyalty in your work force."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 26, 2020, 05:52:52 pm
My next stage in life will be to remix Bollywood songs under the name "Swag Paneer".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 26, 2020, 05:56:47 pm
one of the great cultural declines is the reduction of 'dual pistols' related content

https://twitter.com/TimesSqKungFu/status/1297305600523722754
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 27, 2020, 12:59:56 pm
Yeah, I'm a nerd. If you want to chat, you can reach me on FetLife, or as I like to call it, "Fellowship of the Kink"! Just don't talk to me while I'm in my DDLG Switch mental state, or as I like to call it, "LittleBigSpace"!!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 27, 2020, 01:38:54 pm
Men are from Manhattan, Women are all Queens
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on August 27, 2020, 05:51:37 pm
Gonna start a food gore content aggregator and call it "liveleek.com"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 27, 2020, 08:24:07 pm
UH OH!!! 😲😲😲There was an ACCIDENT🔥🛢️💥at the PUSSY FACTORY👀👀👀and now I'm TRAPPED!!!😩😩😩guess i'm gonna have to EAT my way out!👅👅👅😝😝😝💯💯
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on August 27, 2020, 08:31:07 pm
UH OH!!! 😲😲😲There was an ACCIDENT🔥🛢️💥at the PUSSY FACTORY👀👀👀and now I'm TRAPPED!!!😩😩😩guess i'm gonna have to EAT my way out!👅👅👅😝😝😝💯💯
Wrought, August 27, 2020, 08:24:07 pm
why would you ever wanna leave though?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on August 27, 2020, 09:39:43 pm
UH OH!!! 😲😲😲There was an ACCIDENT🔥🛢️💥at the PUSSY FACTORY👀👀👀and now I'm TRAPPED!!!😩😩😩guess i'm gonna have to EAT my way out!👅👅👅😝😝😝💯💯
Wrought, August 27, 2020, 08:24:07 pm
why would you ever wanna leave though?
Hux, August 27, 2020, 08:31:07 pm
Because of the TOXIC CHEMICAL LEAKAGE 😵😵😵 I am in SERIOUS DANGER ☣️☣️☣️ of SUFFOCATING!! ☠️☠️☠️
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 27, 2020, 09:58:02 pm
The ending of the movie Don't Look Now but the Minutemen song Don't Look Now plays over it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 27, 2020, 10:28:42 pm
Ah damn its a cover
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on August 27, 2020, 11:58:56 pm
The US is way overdue for some Yellow/Red Turbans/Fang La/Taiping Heavenly Kingdom bullshit.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on August 28, 2020, 03:17:32 am
It's friday and I still really like coffee.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on August 28, 2020, 03:23:06 am
ok so it's four in the morning and i can't sleep so i'm doing my nightly swim through the Lake Of Obsessions and wishing my brain would shut up. but i had this "commercial break" between thoughts and this was it: the realization that feet are just ugly hands. that's why i hate feet so much. the discomfort is because theyre like gross uncanny valley hands. the shallow imitation of a superior body part. #teamhands #fingersuckingissexierthantoesucking #thefuckiswrongwithyou #thefuckiswrongwithme

i'm going to take more melatonin and hope i can fall asleep. you're welcome
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 28, 2020, 03:41:23 am
It's friday and I still really like coffee.
Great Joe, August 28, 2020, 03:17:32 am
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on August 28, 2020, 09:24:26 am
ok so it's four in the morning and i can't sleep so i'm doing my nightly swim through the Lake Of Obsessions and wishing my brain would shut up. but i had this "commercial break" between thoughts and this was it: the realization that feet are just ugly hands. that's why i hate feet so much. the discomfort is because theyre like gross uncanny valley hands. the shallow imitation of a superior body part. #teamhands #fingersuckingissexierthantoesucking #thefuckiswrongwithyou #thefuckiswrongwithme

i'm going to take more melatonin and hope i can fall asleep. you're welcome
Hux, August 28, 2020, 03:23:06 am

You have that backwards.  Feet evolved first, so hands are actually ugly feet.  Sleep tight.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 28, 2020, 09:28:16 am
ok so it's four in the morning and i can't sleep so i'm doing my nightly swim through the Lake Of Obsessions and wishing my brain would shut up. but i had this "commercial break" between thoughts and this was it: the realization that feet are just ugly hands. that's why i hate feet so much. the discomfort is because theyre like gross uncanny valley hands. the shallow imitation of a superior body part. #teamhands #fingersuckingissexierthantoesucking #thefuckiswrongwithyou #thefuckiswrongwithme

i'm going to take more melatonin and hope i can fall asleep. you're welcome
Hux, August 28, 2020, 03:23:06 am

You have that backwards.  Feet evolved first, so hands are actually ugly feet.  Sleep tight.
Victor Laszlo, August 28, 2020, 09:24:26 am

And the hand fetish community bursts into anger, renewing their schism with the feet fetishists
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 28, 2020, 09:45:33 am
Need melodeath recs the neighbors are gettin tired of heartwork
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 28, 2020, 01:23:58 pm
You have that backwards.  Feet evolved first, so hands are actually ugly feet.  Sleep tight.
Victor Laszlo, August 28, 2020, 09:24:26 am

Horse hooves are also one of the main reasons why horses are the worst animals for me, Hux can look it up it is a crime of nature.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on August 28, 2020, 03:44:43 pm
ok so it's four in the morning and i can't sleep so i'm doing my nightly swim through the Lake Of Obsessions and wishing my brain would shut up. but i had this "commercial break" between thoughts and this was it: the realization that feet are just ugly hands. that's why i hate feet so much. the discomfort is because theyre like gross uncanny valley hands. the shallow imitation of a superior body part. #teamhands #fingersuckingissexierthantoesucking #thefuckiswrongwithyou #thefuckiswrongwithme

i'm going to take more melatonin and hope i can fall asleep. you're welcome
Hux, August 28, 2020, 03:23:06 am

You have that backwards.  Feet evolved first, so hands are actually ugly feet.  Sleep tight.
Victor Laszlo, August 28, 2020, 09:24:26 am
All I get from this is that feet clumsily pioneered an art that hands then actually did correctly.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on August 28, 2020, 08:22:23 pm
horses are a nightmare. like a dog just didnt stop growing and also grew hooves. horrible. i understand the appeal of horses, because they are useful and they do admittedly have nice hair. however, they are a crime against nature otherwise.

they are loud, athletic, can kill a man with their legs, smelly, tall, an evolutionary failure, and have nice hair. only i am allowed to be that combination of things. this makes horses my competition, in a sense.

also if hands are more evolved feet that means feet are still disgusting and actually outdated and i win.
but i think hands for feet would still be disgusting. 
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 28, 2020, 08:53:52 pm
Need melodeath recs the neighbors are gettin tired of heartwork
Agent Coop Time!, August 28, 2020, 09:45:33 am

https://aether-realm.bandcamp.com/album/tarot-2 (https://aether-realm.bandcamp.com/album/tarot-2)

also its not melodic death metal but it kicks ass https://xoth.bandcamp.com/album/interdimensional-invocations (https://xoth.bandcamp.com/album/interdimensional-invocations)

I need to have another metal phase
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 29, 2020, 03:02:13 pm
Please welcome my Venetian cover band, "The Back Cmonster cock Boys"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 29, 2020, 06:00:09 pm
I'm positive I'm not the first one to this joke, but here it goes anyway.

Ahem.

You mean to tell me her name is Bella Thorne and she doesn't do porn?
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 29, 2020, 10:41:59 pm
Xoth rule girlkisser
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 30, 2020, 05:50:25 pm
25 Reasons Why Brevity is the Soul of Wit
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Post by: Shell Game on August 30, 2020, 11:27:27 pm
He is indeed a wicked little critta...
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 31, 2020, 12:44:29 am
ugh
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Post by: Great Joe on August 31, 2020, 04:35:00 am
Fucked up that the McLaren flatpack car never came to be.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 31, 2020, 12:35:41 pm
He is indeed a wicked little critta...
Shell Game, August 30, 2020, 11:27:27 pm
Indeed, see how thou doth proceed to torch the place?
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Post by: GlitterTits on August 31, 2020, 02:36:26 pm
The film Best F(r)iends had the capacity to actually be a good (?) film but quickly devolved into classic Wiseau branded nonsense.  Casting Tommy as an eccentric and vaguely threatening mortician and Greg as a homeless man should have allowed them both to play to their strengths!  I just wanted it to be a buddy horror comedy but NO.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 31, 2020, 03:54:17 pm
I wonder how conflicted Yaoi/trap fans are about WAP.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 31, 2020, 11:01:06 pm
Twenty one glute salute
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Post by: Turtle on August 31, 2020, 11:36:55 pm
The emergence of the Flipping Robot being the dominant robot design is just horseshit machine learning results before machine learning
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Post by: Hux on September 01, 2020, 05:12:05 am
closing out of incognito mode, thinking to myself:
"well, at least it's not diapers."
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Post by: Wrought on September 01, 2020, 10:13:33 pm
Endlessly amusing myself by imagining a fictional 90s straight to vhs film called "Thugz on Da Moon"
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Post by: TransFatsDomino on September 01, 2020, 10:29:55 pm
Buddha Buddha Buddha rockin everywhere
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 02, 2020, 06:58:59 am
Contemplating whether or not I should use the sometimes excessive spare time I have at work to catch up working on my D&D campaign.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 02, 2020, 07:05:59 am
Contemplating whether or not I should use the sometimes excessive spare time I have at work to catch up working on my D&D campaign.
Salubrious Rex, September 02, 2020, 06:58:59 am
boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, now I think of kobolds on company time
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Post by: auaurorau on September 02, 2020, 08:14:18 am
better translate than transnever, that's what i've always said
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Post by: three cats in a self-driving car on September 02, 2020, 09:28:18 am
what if humans had venom?
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Post by: A Meat on September 02, 2020, 03:26:10 pm
hexagonal keyboard
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 02, 2020, 04:41:48 pm
Jerk 'n Squirt is my favorite combo meal at the Choke 'n Puke
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Post by: Cheapskate on September 02, 2020, 06:06:35 pm
If you served cheese curds and gravy on tortilla chips, would you promote it as a kind of nachos or as a kind of poutine?
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 02, 2020, 06:19:13 pm
If you served cheese curds and gravy on tortilla chips, would you promote it as a kind of nachos or as a kind of poutine?
Cheapskate, September 02, 2020, 06:06:35 pm
I would promote myself to the hauge as a war crimes guy
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 02, 2020, 10:59:24 pm
2020 is the year I buy a Shai Hulud (The band) tracksuit
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 02, 2020, 11:01:02 pm
Although a sandworm tracksuit would kick ass
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Post by: A Meat on September 03, 2020, 12:04:55 am
Captain crunch sails the ocean of milk, making him either a deva or an asura
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 03, 2020, 12:11:43 am
25 MORE Reasons Why Brevity is the Soul of Wit
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Post by: auaurorau on September 03, 2020, 12:38:55 am
english is an early-access language, lacking many basic features. why can't i form adverbs from comparatives? i would like to say "strongerly" rather than "more strongly"
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Post by: Hux on September 03, 2020, 02:14:03 am
remembering the time that a woman was very obviously flirting with me and i had no idea until my coworker pointed it out after she left. and then i was like "oh shit yeah true"
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 03, 2020, 02:15:32 am
Although a sandworm tracksuit would kick ass
Agent Coop Time!, September 02, 2020, 11:01:02 pm
you have to pull the trigger on this before the movie comes out so nobody thinks you're a poser but you should definitely do that
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Post by: three cats in a self-driving car on September 03, 2020, 02:19:16 am
a padded baron harkonnen tracksuit that masks how fat you really are below it
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 03, 2020, 02:28:43 am
english is an early-access language, lacking many basic features. why can't i form adverbs from comparatives? i would like to say "strongerly" rather than "more strongly"
auaurorau, September 03, 2020, 12:38:55 am
the rule is that one syllable comparatives get -ly and longer ones get more -
hth
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Post by: three cats in a self-driving car on September 03, 2020, 02:35:18 am
but why can't you just -ly longer words, it's time to implement that imo so we can make longerly and stupiderly words.
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Post by: Shell Game on September 03, 2020, 02:49:09 am
The truth of it is you can superly duperly doodly add -ly to whateverly you want
Especially if you're hopingly reaching for a rhymely.
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Post by: ikaribattousai on September 03, 2020, 09:33:26 am
Kind of crazy that the diameter of the moon is about the distance between New York City and Las Vegas, and the distance between the Earth and the moon is about the distance between the Earth and the moon. Really makes you think.
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Post by: Great Joe on September 03, 2020, 03:06:02 pm
Looking back on today, I think coffee might have betrayed me.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 03, 2020, 03:41:59 pm
Putting a speeding ticket in your front window so cops know not to give you another one today
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Post by: ikaribattousai on September 04, 2020, 12:57:32 pm
It's that time of year again where people in the midwest post about how much they love fall like it hasn't smash cut from sweltering summer to frigid winter here for the last ten years.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 04, 2020, 01:57:58 pm
It's that time of year again where people in the midwest post about how much they love fall like it hasn't smash cut from sweltering summer to frigid winter here for the last ten years.
ikaribattousai, September 04, 2020, 12:57:32 pm
owned
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 04, 2020, 03:12:46 pm
I'm sorry, zoomers, but this is the only wet "ass" "pussy" I need!

(https://cdn3-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/1970/01/file_541690_shrektrailerlede.jpg)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 04, 2020, 10:33:42 pm
Just finished my latest fanfic: it’s called Those Lunatic Tunes, it’s an alternate universe wile e coyote X Road Runner where they are both nonbinary kpop stars. It’s a billion words long, completely bloodless and I will be doxxed for it, revealing that I’m just  pretending to be in the Nation of Islam
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 05, 2020, 06:30:25 am
one thing I find weird is that thing where people with severe anxiety about talking to people in case they all hate them just make a really boring didactic meme instead. its not like people are going to like that one instead
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Post by: Hux on September 05, 2020, 05:57:29 pm
fondly remembering when i met a scientologist in the Magick section of powell's books who gave me a dirty look when i was talking shit about l ron hubbard. then i bought a david icke book that i gave to kumquat.

i still need to upload the pics i took there.

yes, there is so much of nothing happening that i keep remembering the only good thing that happened this year, before it all went to shit.
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on September 05, 2020, 07:21:41 pm
So, I was thinking about this earlier.

There's a pokemon called Nidoran, which looks like a weird rabbit with a horn. Most pokemon designs wear their influences on their sleeve (like the pokemon 'Seel', which is a seal), but it wasn't obvious to me where it came from.
The initial thought I had was that it was based on the jackalope or wolpertinger, but those both have two horns, and as far as I know, are not well-known in Japan.

However, there is an Arabic myth about a one-horned rabbit called an Al-Mi'raj, and the Al-Mi'raj made its way into first-edition Dungeons & Dragons. Lots of Japanese RPGs in the '80s borrowed ideas from D&D, or borrowed from other media that borrowed from it, etc. One of the most popular of these was Dragon Quest.

Dragon Quest was an immediate inspiration for pokemon. In some of those games, you can recruit the monsters you defeat to join your party. It's very likely that pretty much everybody working on pokemon was at least aware of it. Starting with Dragon Quest III, the Al-Mi'raj has appeared regularly in the series, with a distinctive purple color!
So, although I don't have any concrete evidence, it seems very plausible that Nidoran was inspired by this mythological creature, by way of another popular Japanese RPG series. Also, both cute.
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Post by: auaurorau on September 06, 2020, 12:54:52 pm
i want to paint a moon but i don't know how. and i don't have paint, brushes, paper, or an easel
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Post by: Ashto on September 06, 2020, 06:11:15 pm
one thing I find weird is that thing where people with severe anxiety about talking to people in case they all hate them just make a really boring didactic meme instead. its not like people are going to like that one instead
GirlKisser420, September 05, 2020, 06:30:25 am

(https://i.imgur.com/veT4lIL.png)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 06, 2020, 08:28:07 pm
Are you a student struggling to get through Precalculus? Let off some tension and learn easier with my lighthearted webcomic, Dinosaur Conics.

PS. A lot of plastic dinosaurs will die, MGS: Revengeance style.
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Post by: Shell Game on September 07, 2020, 01:27:56 am
one thing I find weird is that thing where people with severe anxiety about talking to people in case they all hate them just make a really boring didactic meme instead. its not like people are going to like that one instead
GirlKisser420, September 05, 2020, 06:30:25 am
Well I guess we have one less way to communicate with people now. ;_;
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on September 07, 2020, 08:05:53 am
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM AN ADDRESS INTO THE URL FIELD. ITS BEE A ELL ELL PEE DOT EYE TEE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE RUNNING JOKES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN RIDICULIST, LEMON. I DO EVERY JOKE AND I DO EVERY JOKE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I DUNK ON SOME INEXPLICABLY RACIST NEW-AGE BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP A SIMPSONS REFERENCE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS FORUM. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY IT JOB AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN IT JOBS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 07, 2020, 02:37:56 pm
As sands through the hourglass....these are the cocks in our wives
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 07, 2020, 11:33:28 pm
There is no ad more cringingly pathetic than ones that use professional gamers and streamers to sell products
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 08, 2020, 01:46:55 am
There needs to be a sort of "cut your losses" chart that shows when you should give up trying to sleep and just accept your 24 hour punishment.
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Post by: Great Joe on September 08, 2020, 02:14:42 am
There is no ad more cringingly pathetic than ones that use professional gamers and streamers to sell products
Bobguinary Novel, September 07, 2020, 11:33:28 pm
My Fatal1ty rig, made entirely of Fatal1ty-endorsed parts, including the Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty edition, would like a word with you.
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Post by: A Meat on September 08, 2020, 05:52:51 am
There is no ad more cringingly pathetic than ones that use professional gamers and streamers to sell products
Bobguinary Novel, September 07, 2020, 11:33:28 pm
I still think Spotify's ads for itself are worse. Or at least less effective, I've never wanted to subscribe to a service less
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 08, 2020, 07:44:17 am
They say you sing in the shower because it's just good acoustics. Too true. That's why record producers will just slap that stock-ass Realtek HD Audio "Bathroom" Reverb preset on the newest Bach CD compilation for that extra spice! Now that's what I call music.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 08, 2020, 08:11:31 am
There needs to be a sort of "cut your losses" chart that shows when you should give up trying to sleep and just accept your 24 hour punishment.
Bobguinary Novel, September 08, 2020, 01:46:55 am

This usually coincides when I've started eating the tea leaves
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Post by: ikaribattousai on September 08, 2020, 09:01:55 am
I wonder if there's a running bet going on between the developers of keyboard apps as to who can make one that most wildly misinterprets the user's intended input.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 08, 2020, 11:02:54 am
There is no ad more cringingly pathetic than ones that use professional gamers and streamers to sell products
Bobguinary Novel, September 07, 2020, 11:33:28 pm
god to think we thought celebrities were useless people before...
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on September 08, 2020, 12:32:39 pm
Waiting for Godot except it's me waiting for Bionicle Army to depose president Trump
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Post by: krytton on September 08, 2020, 01:11:13 pm
einstein on the jeach

(ive been giggling at this for two days)
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Post by: Shell Game on September 08, 2020, 01:30:33 pm
When i look out the window it looks like the world is being lit by sodium lights.
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Post by: A Meat on September 08, 2020, 03:03:58 pm
Ode to joy, sex toy
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Post by: ikaribattousai on September 09, 2020, 11:19:49 am
To other dudes in their thirties: If she uses the phrase "the fandom" earnestly, she's too young for you, bro.
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Post by: ikaribattousai on September 09, 2020, 11:30:30 am
I wonder how many expecting parents are quietly canceling their plans for gender reveal parties in light of recent events.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 09, 2020, 11:35:06 am
To other dudes in their thirties: If she uses the phrase "the fandom" earnestly, she's too young for you, bro.
ikaribattousai, September 09, 2020, 11:19:49 am
My best friend's wife who is like five years my senior says fandom regularly and earnestly. Now if she says Fandome without chortling you might have a problem.
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on September 09, 2020, 12:11:13 pm
The west coast is currently looking more like Dune than the trailer does
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on September 09, 2020, 12:17:28 pm
Discourse is the mind-killer.
Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face the discourse.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 09, 2020, 12:27:34 pm
Been thinking up cool fake band t-shirts at work while sleep deprived

(https://i.imgur.com/cswAFC3.png)(https://i.imgur.com/ZwQW3La.png)(https://i.imgur.com/uSaoZHE.png)(https://i.imgur.com/KwYHUwo.png)
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 09, 2020, 03:03:26 pm
There's the scary kind of cannibalism, like the Hills Have Eyes.
There's sad kind of cannibalism,  like the Donner party.
Then there's the fun kind of cannibalism, like when your aunt Phyllis decides to have a barbecue instead of a funeral.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 09, 2020, 04:59:54 pm
I think the scariest thing is a spacesuit walking and talking without a person in it.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 09, 2020, 08:46:46 pm
I think the scariest thing is a spacesuit walking and talking without a person in it.
worm, September 09, 2020, 04:59:54 pm
No the scariest thing is a deceased relative showing up to your wedding or other significant event except they're even more racist than they were in life and won't stop hitting on your attractive friends.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 09, 2020, 11:21:07 pm
Never gonna stop (the red, red kroovy) was a high watermark for the music industry
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Post by: auaurorau on September 09, 2020, 11:53:47 pm
hobby: using "store" as a verb to mean "shop"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 10, 2020, 02:32:18 am
gamesmasteranthony's birthday was probably rough, some video game characters are real jerks
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 10, 2020, 05:56:59 am
Who's your plus one for my Myers Briggs personality type reveal party?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 10, 2020, 06:57:00 am
A hungry mountain lion on a very secure leash. 🤞
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Post by: krytton on September 10, 2020, 07:46:15 am
pretty wild being a young person thats into the kind of stuff that i am. like when people find out im an einstein on the beach fan theyre like "what the fuck is einstein on the beach?"
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 10, 2020, 08:55:50 am
A hungry mountain lion on a very secure leash. 🤞
Spooks, September 10, 2020, 06:57:00 am

Ah, an INTJ. Very good.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on September 10, 2020, 10:24:41 am
John Mulaney has that story about Mick Jagger screaming "Diet Coke!" and a Diet Coke appears in his hand.

Do you think a similar thing happens when Keith Richards sceams "Heroin!"?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on September 10, 2020, 05:51:07 pm
Hey, do you remember: Like ten years ago there was that thing where people were being encouraged and compelled to use compact incandescent light bulbs instead of the old fashioned filiment light bulbs? On account of the new kind being better in every conceivable way, including energy efficiency? And people complained about being forced to use a new kind of light bulb instead of the light bulbs they were used to as a child?

If we would have killed every single one of those people right then and there, we wouldn't be going through any of this right now.

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Post by: Ashto on September 10, 2020, 07:45:21 pm
Meanwhile, in another universe...

(https://i.imgur.com/C2zxrE6.png)
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Post by: Great Joe on September 11, 2020, 03:04:04 am
Compact incandescent light bulbs?

(https://d1kzq7drnx4xfx.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/cache/all/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/d/r/82738416c8224b102083c50d48ecc80c/osram-64542-classic-a-eco-pro-30w-e27_4008321211828-30.jpg)

They seem like the same size, though.
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Post by: sambair on September 11, 2020, 03:27:34 am
I've been slowly surreptitiously switching burned-out light bulbs with LEDs for the last couple years (for context I live with my conservative mother).
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Post by: Cheapskate on September 11, 2020, 06:51:42 am
If Google ngrams are correct, then “Jingle bells, Batman smells” dates from 1966, the year the TV series starring Adam West debuted.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 11, 2020, 08:09:45 am
Even if diamonds were completely conflict free, they're still a really boring gem for jewelry
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Post by: A Meat on September 11, 2020, 10:02:40 am
Himbo Limbo
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 11, 2020, 10:58:41 am
If Google ngrams are correct, then “Jingle bells, Batman smells” dates from 1966, the year the TV series starring Adam West debuted.
Cheapskate, September 11, 2020, 06:51:42 am
Did you see Tom Scott's recent video on this subject? extremely pro click

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on September 11, 2020, 03:00:42 pm
pretty wild being a young person thats into the kind of stuff that i am. like when people find out im an einstein on the beach fan theyre like "what the fuck is einstein on the beach?"
krytton, September 10, 2020, 07:46:15 am

Einstein on the Beach is my favorite Opera
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 11, 2020, 03:46:40 pm
It's the shittiest sapiosexual cocktail though.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 11, 2020, 04:25:58 pm
do you ever see something funny on the internet and think "ballp.it would like that" and then you get the image url and go to your address bar to go there and realise you're actually already on ballp.it?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 11, 2020, 04:57:07 pm
It's the shittiest sapiosexual cocktail though.
Spooks, September 11, 2020, 03:46:40 pm
at least it's not an einstein on the rocks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on September 11, 2020, 06:42:44 pm
Even if diamonds were completely conflict free, they're still a really boring gem for jewelry
Bobguinary Novel, September 11, 2020, 08:09:45 am
Yeah, diamonds in white metal are just insanely boring IMHO. My engagement ring is a garnet solitaire, which feels chintzy by price standards but looks great.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 11, 2020, 07:11:25 pm
dolly parton slaps
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 11, 2020, 11:47:24 pm
dolly parton slaps
krytton, September 11, 2020, 07:11:25 pm
completely factual thought of the day
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 12, 2020, 09:30:39 am
They call it a Fender Jazzmaster but you'ld think if mastering jazz was the objective one would pick a trumpet or an upright bass
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 13, 2020, 12:16:29 am
i was recently introduced to the word "thembo" and its changed my life
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on September 13, 2020, 05:03:56 am
alliteration's always been a blight on my brain
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 13, 2020, 05:43:26 am
Zeno's paradox of [jerk off motion]
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Post by: Penultimatum on September 13, 2020, 09:33:52 am
Zeno's paradox of [jerk off motion]
Spooks, September 13, 2020, 05:43:26 am
In order to reach orgasm, you must first jerk yourself halfway to completion. To reach halfway to completion, you must first reach a quarter way to completion. To reach a quarter way to completion, ...
What I’m saying is Zeno invented edging.
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Post by: A Meat on September 13, 2020, 11:15:18 am
black pepper flavored chewing gum
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 13, 2020, 11:41:38 am
Bim bo quo
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Post by: Ashto on September 13, 2020, 03:11:27 pm
Are you a stripper cop? You have to tell me if you're a stripper cop.
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Post by: ikaribattousai on September 14, 2020, 09:31:40 am
Nodding along with people complaining about dudes like Neil DeGrasse Tyson being joyless buzz kills, then seeing people talking with complete confidence about how we only use ten percent of our brain because they learned it from watching Lucy.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 14, 2020, 01:12:21 pm
you ever watch a music video where the transitions are very slightly out of time with the music? it's physically painful
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on September 14, 2020, 02:10:21 pm
you ever watch a music video where the transitions are very slightly out of time with the music? it's physically painful
worm, September 14, 2020, 01:12:21 pm
all the fucking time, my dude
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 14, 2020, 10:27:02 pm
Ah, yes, Christian Twitter. Where even angels fear to trend.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 14, 2020, 10:31:16 pm
"Who is that listening to Human 3 from Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness? They must be the coolest cat in town."
- Probably the people on the street as I pass by with my phone plugged in to my car stereo which can only shuffle from a device
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Post by: A Meat on September 15, 2020, 04:49:43 am
doorknobs suck, door handles for life
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Post by: Shell Game on September 15, 2020, 05:18:55 am
doorknobs suck, door handles for life
A Meat, September 15, 2020, 04:49:43 am
hard disagree. I love taking apart doorknobs. They're such interesting little widgets.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 15, 2020, 12:32:53 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/Czp3Coq.jpg)
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 16, 2020, 01:32:19 am
What fucking year is it? Today I've had someone tell me 2016 was 7 years ago and another person unable to figure out if 2012 was 12 or 20 years ago.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 16, 2020, 05:23:41 pm
How come chefs, the French, and people from Liverpool get their own kiss?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 17, 2020, 12:50:59 am
Recipe websites are their own, unique kind of hell on the phone, just swarming with ads, video popups and other garbage
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on September 17, 2020, 01:34:23 am
In Finnish we have this idiom laittaa jauhot suuhun 'render (someone) speechless' which literally reads 'put flour* in the mouth'. One time I put a big spoonful of flour into my mouth to really grok this idiom. Now I'm reminded of it every time I bake.

*Technically it could be any kind of powder and not flour. There's a tale about the idiom coming from two guys sawing a log and the other getting a mouth full of powdered wood, but I'm fairly sure that's just made-up shit.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 17, 2020, 02:55:15 am
Rocky, his bro Manny, Jimmy and Johnny Boomson, Tommy the Twin, Little Jimmy, and Bart
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 17, 2020, 03:03:47 am
Does doctor who’s foreskin grow back when he regenerates.
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Post by: cat_examiner on September 17, 2020, 03:10:37 am
Does doctor who’s foreskin grow back when he regenerates.
GirlKisser420, September 17, 2020, 03:03:47 am

only one of them
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Post by: sambair on September 17, 2020, 08:20:15 am
Does doctor who’s foreskin grow back when he regenerates.
GirlKisser420, September 17, 2020, 03:03:47 am

only one of them
cat_examiner, September 17, 2020, 03:10:37 am

And it was John Hurt, the War Doctor.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 17, 2020, 08:38:06 am
I'm goin to Stewarts does anyone want anything?
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 17, 2020, 08:59:27 am
I'm goin to Stewarts does anyone want anything?
Agent Coop Time!, September 17, 2020, 08:38:06 am

Yeah
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 17, 2020, 01:40:54 pm
I'm goin to Stewarts does anyone want anything?
Agent Coop Time!, September 17, 2020, 08:38:06 am

Yeah
worm, September 17, 2020, 08:59:27 am
I got it for you
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 17, 2020, 03:32:56 pm
Neko avatar in sidebar this morning, snaggletooth on sidemouth. This vtuber is afraid of me. I have seen her true face.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 17, 2020, 05:23:03 pm
i can't eat pussy i have celiac's
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Post by: A Meat on September 18, 2020, 06:39:57 am
i can't eat pussy i have celiac's
chai tea latte, September 17, 2020, 05:23:03 pm
you just gotta look for the gluten-free pussy
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Post by: Great Joe on September 18, 2020, 06:58:39 am
achieving ketosis on an all-pussy diet
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on September 18, 2020, 12:01:52 pm
is there a sight more satisfying than a monkey with a loaded gun
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Post by: Shell Game on September 18, 2020, 02:06:47 pm
is there a sight more satisfying than a monkey with a loaded gun
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, September 18, 2020, 12:01:52 pm
zero monkeys
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 18, 2020, 09:23:50 pm
https://twitter.com/FadedAfRuatha/status/1307139375302676486
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Post by: auaurorau on September 19, 2020, 03:09:12 am
this post brought to you by nuts. nuts, nature's meat.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on September 19, 2020, 05:07:31 am
gonna have a big ol' loaf made of nut
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Post by: A Meat on September 19, 2020, 03:29:03 pm
Deuce ex Bigalow
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 19, 2020, 11:00:42 pm
Giant/dwarf POV porn "They will see us cumming from such great heights"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 20, 2020, 12:03:37 am
Fish hell sucks
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 20, 2020, 01:40:24 am
Fish hell sucks
GirlKisser420, September 20, 2020, 12:03:37 am
Fish have no word for hell.... 🤔
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on September 20, 2020, 09:36:56 am
Inhaling all these toxic chemicals  and the only thing I'm rewarded with is the memory of Scott Steiner in Ring Ka King...
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Post by: krytton on September 20, 2020, 10:11:49 am
just learned about roko's basilisk and took psychic damage
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Post by: ikaribattousai on September 21, 2020, 12:07:42 pm
I bet you could make a lot of money selling an alarm clock that isn't the ugliest piece of shit you've ever seen.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 22, 2020, 01:08:27 am
Boy I sure hope I don't develop a gambling habit after placing bets on Starcraft matches on a whim.
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on September 22, 2020, 08:32:49 am
Boy I sure hope I don't develop a gambling habit after placing bets on Starcraft Saltybet (https://www.saltybet.com/) matches on a whim.
Me, September 22, 2020, 01:08:27 am
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Post by: Ashto on September 22, 2020, 01:18:57 pm
Boy I sure hope I don't develop a gambling habit an outer peanut hull after placing bets on Starcraft Saltybet (https://www.saltybet.com/) blaseball matches on a whim.
Me, September 22, 2020, 01:08:27 am
ZOMBOZO Evil clown, September 22, 2020, 08:32:49 am
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 23, 2020, 03:28:15 pm
smoking is good for your health. more and more people are saying this
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 24, 2020, 11:24:29 pm
Concerned I might be turning into an anime because I keep getting nosebleeds this week.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 25, 2020, 02:52:20 am
Concerned I might be turning into an anime because I keep getting nosebleeds this week.
Salubrious Rex, September 24, 2020, 11:24:29 pm
it's your choice: anime transformation or global warming
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 25, 2020, 04:10:29 am
If I'm gonna sleep through the day, am I really bad for deciding to stay up when I can't get to sleep at night?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 25, 2020, 12:49:31 pm
buy my new book, tweet yourself healthy, in all good bookshops today
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on September 25, 2020, 05:44:29 pm
daoism is all about being really jealous of trees and honestly i can sympathize
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 26, 2020, 05:01:36 pm
My work supervisor keeps boasting he's "putting his back into it" but then I learn about this neck, pussy and crack business? So, like, he's not even more than 1/4th there when it comes to work efficiency. Lousy braggart.
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Post by: Ashto on September 27, 2020, 07:22:39 am
I fucking hate how having nails is opt-out rather than opt-in.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 27, 2020, 11:07:14 am
Every once in awhile there's a meme that goes around that i actually legitimately enjoy. Upon reflection the first two that come to mind are the crow doing standup whose cards all say the same thing and the little bird who tries to proclaim a quiet thing and then the other one screams over it.

To summarize this pointless thought, i think i like memes that involve birds.

Oh wait, does befriend the spirals count? I guess I'm just gonna make it official: bird memes are great.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 27, 2020, 01:17:06 pm
put a new set of batteries but he's still a rotting corpse

Weekend at Furby's
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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 27, 2020, 08:29:33 pm
1836: instead of picking up "Good Words for Exhorting the Age" Hong Xiuquan is handed "The Complete Shencomix" and becomes a generic village failson rather than a wide eyed revolutionary

2020: the cops are in your barbershop to ensure you're getting the only allowed haircut, the queue
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 27, 2020, 10:54:20 pm
you're really not losing out on much anymore by not being a posadist
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 28, 2020, 12:27:41 am
Every once in awhile there's a meme that goes around that i actually legitimately enjoy. Upon reflection the first two that come to mind are the crow doing standup whose cards all say the same thing and the little bird who tries to proclaim a quiet thing and then the other one screams over it.

To summarize this pointless thought, i think i like memes that involve birds.

Oh wait, does befriend the spirals count? I guess I'm just gonna make it official: bird memes are great.
Shell Game, September 27, 2020, 11:07:14 am
thought of a bad bird meme
The puffin one. That one sucks because it's always "well i just think that cops are valid" and the puffin is supposed to make your shitty opinion okay. It doesn't. Bad bird meme.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on September 28, 2020, 07:22:58 am
Every once in awhile there's a meme that goes around that i actually legitimately enjoy. Upon reflection the first two that come to mind are the crow doing standup whose cards all say the same thing and the little bird who tries to proclaim a quiet thing and then the other one screams over it.

To summarize this pointless thought, i think i like memes that involve birds.

Oh wait, does befriend the spirals count? I guess I'm just gonna make it official: bird memes are great.
Shell Game, September 27, 2020, 11:07:14 am
thought of a bad bird meme
The puffin one. That one sucks because it's always "well i just think that cops are valid" and the puffin is supposed to make your shitty opinion okay. It doesn't. Bad bird meme.
Shell Game, September 28, 2020, 12:27:41 am

white man's birdie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: three cats in a self-driving car on September 28, 2020, 09:26:24 am
Every once in awhile there's a meme that goes around that i actually legitimately enjoy. Upon reflection the first two that come to mind are the crow doing standup whose cards all say the same thing and the little bird who tries to proclaim a quiet thing and then the other one screams over it.

To summarize this pointless thought, i think i like memes that involve birds.

Oh wait, does befriend the spirals count? I guess I'm just gonna make it official: bird memes are great.
Shell Game, September 27, 2020, 11:07:14 am

Those are both taken from false knees iirc and the whole comic is delightful https://falseknees.com/
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on September 28, 2020, 09:26:49 pm
American Horker Story - it's AHS, but everyone is a horker from elder scrolls.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 28, 2020, 11:22:14 pm
American Horker Story - it's AHS, but everyone is a horker from elder scrolls.
Achilles' Heelies, September 28, 2020, 09:26:49 pm
if Ryan Murphy isn't also a horker it'll still be dire i think

If he is, however...
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on September 29, 2020, 10:33:57 am
i hope the geeky burlesque industry gets through this pandemic unscathed
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 29, 2020, 10:45:39 am
i hope the geeky burlesque industry gets through this pandemic unscathed
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, September 29, 2020, 10:33:57 am
from my birds eye view i am afraid to report that they're suffering and all need to be taken out for a glass of wine or two to relax
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 29, 2020, 04:28:16 pm
chai tea latte POV watching sexy girls in the break room not having enough customers up front to belly dance to:

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/assassinscreed/images/d/de/AC1_Eagle_Vision.png/revision/latest?cb=20121015195218)
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Post by: Wrought on September 30, 2020, 08:10:03 am
I took an IQ test a while ago and just got the results back. It just says "pussy-ass virgin". Is this good or bad
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 01, 2020, 03:19:51 am
If i surrounded myself with performing clowns I'd be safe from my fellow Americans AND entertained.

The main downside is fetishists, but honestly that's true of everything.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 01, 2020, 08:11:22 am
willing myself into not liking the three musketeers so I can say "more like alexandre dumbass"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: three cats in a self-driving car on October 01, 2020, 12:32:51 pm
The s in Dumas is silent you philistine.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 01, 2020, 12:35:24 pm
The s in Dumas is silent you philistine.
three cats in a self-driving car, October 01, 2020, 12:32:51 pm
Dumba
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on October 01, 2020, 04:35:05 pm
Someone should probably go wake up Billie Joe Armstrong.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 01, 2020, 05:11:46 pm
The s in Dumas is silent you philistine.
three cats in a self-driving car, October 01, 2020, 12:32:51 pm
not my fault alexandre dumbass doesnt know how letters work, no wonder his books are so bad if he doesnt know what S is
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Post by: sambair on October 01, 2020, 06:55:20 pm
I never finished the Count of Monte Cristo, but the Count has a secret cave on the island of Monte Cristo where he takes people and smokes them out, so Dumas is pretty cool in my opinion.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 01, 2020, 11:34:36 pm
More like Alexandre Dumbass
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: three cats in a self-driving car on October 02, 2020, 01:52:00 am
>:(
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 02, 2020, 08:33:36 am
What's the collective noun for bastards?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 02, 2020, 09:51:12 am
No, race baiting is what Rush Limbaugh does while reading The Camp of Saints in his bathroom.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 02, 2020, 07:53:02 pm
Inktober, but Bill Connolly videos as prompts so we can all feel better about our drawing skills, lives
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 02, 2020, 08:39:40 pm
When The Boss said "I've got debts no honest man can pay" he was talking about my corolla payment and college loans
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 03, 2020, 07:38:03 am
You’re following Q? That’s cool, I’ve been into R recently, it’s pretty indie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 03, 2020, 09:22:03 am
Wish people tape traded fugazi shows
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 03, 2020, 09:36:08 am
I stand corrected, thank a taper
https://archive.org/details/Fugazi
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: I Liked That Joke on October 03, 2020, 03:26:41 pm
lofi hentai beats to relax/study to
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 04, 2020, 04:05:49 am
Black Eyes  -  Someone Has His Fingers Broken (Bardcore Cover)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 04, 2020, 04:57:22 am
The Monkey's Pog
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on October 05, 2020, 05:37:44 am
i live for moomin mugs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 05, 2020, 10:47:39 am
Pussy.....TWO point oh
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 05, 2020, 03:40:47 pm
Helpful life advice: Don't drink a Bulletproof cold brew coffee, even as a joke.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 05, 2020, 10:20:42 pm
Helpful life advice: Don't drink a Bulletproof cold brew coffee, even as a joke.
Bobguinary Novel, October 05, 2020, 03:40:47 pm
YOU DIDN'T

I TOLD YOU NOT TO D:
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Post by: Shell Game on October 06, 2020, 12:12:16 am
Pussy.....TWO point oh
chai tea latte, October 05, 2020, 10:47:39 am
Pussy two.....point OH
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: three cats in a self-driving car on October 06, 2020, 01:27:22 am
*point to pussy*

"oh"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on October 06, 2020, 02:15:12 pm
going masko mode
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 06, 2020, 06:04:25 pm
sicko mode is the twenty first century's sistine chapel
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Post by: ikaribattousai on October 06, 2020, 06:08:20 pm
I'm in the phase of recovering from getting my eyes dilated I like to call, "Oblivion light bloom."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 06, 2020, 08:47:13 pm
Writing literary fiction thats just the plot of this voyager episode

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threshold_(Star_Trek:_Voyager)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 07, 2020, 08:20:55 am
I've walked from my room to the kitchen and back thousands of times but still like 1 out of 10 times I'll bump into something or spill my drink or whatever
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: three cats in a self-driving car on October 07, 2020, 09:14:15 am
That's because your furniture has also had thousands of opportunities to get better at tripping you.

An eternal arms race.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 07, 2020, 10:55:53 pm
Chris Kattan more like Chris Kattan't
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on October 07, 2020, 11:47:08 pm
Chris Kattan more like Chris Kattan't
Bobguinary Novel, October 07, 2020, 10:55:53 pm
chris kattan mouse game
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Post by: Turtle on October 08, 2020, 11:26:49 am
maybe instead of asking if chris kattan we should be asking if chris kashould
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on October 08, 2020, 04:23:54 pm
idiots are always like 'bluh bluh humans are the real monsters,' but, like, have you ever seen a xenomorph. how am I supposed to compete with that shit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 09, 2020, 12:58:38 pm
Remember that Fat Princess game? That was fucked up wasn't it?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on October 09, 2020, 01:51:44 pm
Remember that Fat Princess game? That was fucked up wasn't it?
Dr. Buttplug, October 09, 2020, 12:58:38 pm

That was the same era of Sony as 3D TVs and that terribly designed Smash Bros ripoff.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 09, 2020, 04:57:18 pm
the key for getting through the pandemic is understanding that the outside isnt real, sex isnt real and politics isnt real. the only real thing is gaming.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 09, 2020, 06:01:36 pm
if you want to understand how online is getting worse, compare vine to tiktok
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on October 09, 2020, 06:52:27 pm
one of the few plus sides of the pandemic is that i avoided going to tuesday night karaoke in my college town when WAP was at the height of its popularity
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on October 09, 2020, 07:13:09 pm
one of the few plus sides of the pandemic is that i avoided going to tuesday night karaoke in my college town when WAP was at the height of its popularity
jimandthemammograms, October 09, 2020, 06:52:27 pm

There's an indie/punk karaoke show around here that has "Fuck the Pain Away" on its list, and it's almost always a trap for overconfident drunks. I can't imagine how much worse and more insufferable a drunk-trap WAP would be.
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Post by: A Meat on October 10, 2020, 04:10:56 am
fucked up that a friend you can have casual sex with is called a friend with benefits while a friend you can invite over to play video games with isn't
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on October 10, 2020, 04:32:34 am
It's a crime nobody's made a romcom about fuckbuddies getting married for the insurance and called it "Friends With Health Benefits"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 11, 2020, 12:51:49 pm
idea: tv show where it's normal except the cute couples don't break up just to hurt me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 11, 2020, 11:36:41 pm
"Victory is life."
- Jem Hadar soldier
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 12, 2020, 01:56:59 am
"Victory is life."
- Jem Hadar soldier
Agent Coop Time!, October 11, 2020, 11:36:41 pm
Did we watch the same episode tonight?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 12, 2020, 02:21:41 am
You know hospital waiting rooms? Turns out they're still not a fun place to be!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 12, 2020, 09:43:05 am
virginity for sale, original packaging not included
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on October 13, 2020, 04:58:52 am
(https://i.imgur.com/Xj3MaQo.jpg)

GUYS this is fucking me up. it's 6 in the morning and i remembered this. what is the context? i think it was a somethingawful meetup but i can't find any info. i dont want to post all of the pics because i dont want to save them to my phone or look at them.

(https://i.imgur.com/j3fIUSB.jpg)

please tell me what it's from. i don't know where to post this but i really need to know.
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Post by: Wrought on October 13, 2020, 06:53:20 am
It was a series of staged photos by a photographer. The same one who did the Gatorade turkey
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on October 13, 2020, 04:19:04 pm
It was a series of staged photos by a photographer. The same one who did the Gatorade turkey
Wrought, October 13, 2020, 06:53:20 am
the what
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 13, 2020, 04:50:28 pm
Everyone always says "Needs more cowbell" but nobody says "Needs more cow" :/
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on October 13, 2020, 11:49:36 pm
It was a series of staged photos by a photographer. The same one who did the Gatorade turkey
Wrought, October 13, 2020, 06:53:20 am
the what
Hux, October 13, 2020, 04:19:04 pm
(https://external-preview.redd.it/3yP7VYUq791VU_YyI3hqZuZs9Ue3e-VarJqh8K84VM8.jpg?auto=webp&s=5cca6535f629393c638cac5c8ac89566dbe7cd93)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Oats on October 14, 2020, 09:09:33 am
It was a series of staged photos by a photographer. The same one who did the Gatorade turkey
Wrought, October 13, 2020, 06:53:20 am
the what
Hux, October 13, 2020, 04:19:04 pm
(https://external-preview.redd.it/3yP7VYUq791VU_YyI3hqZuZs9Ue3e-VarJqh8K84VM8.jpg?auto=webp&s=5cca6535f629393c638cac5c8ac89566dbe7cd93)
Wrought, October 13, 2020, 11:49:36 pm

I think my favorite part is all the bottles conspicuously turned so you can't see the brand anywhere
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 14, 2020, 10:31:02 am
bad naps should be illegal
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Post by: Cheapskate on October 14, 2020, 02:19:31 pm
Rhyming terms for sex, in ascending order of filthiness:

hanky-panky
rumpy-pumpy
fucky-sucky
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 14, 2020, 03:27:21 pm
Rhyming terms for sex, in ascending order of filthiness:

hanky-panky
rumpy-pumpy
fucky-sucky
Cheapskate, October 14, 2020, 02:19:31 pm
cummy-mummy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 14, 2020, 05:33:49 pm
It was a series of staged photos by a photographer. The same one who did the Gatorade turkey
Wrought, October 13, 2020, 06:53:20 am
the what
Hux, October 13, 2020, 04:19:04 pm
(https://external-preview.redd.it/3yP7VYUq791VU_YyI3hqZuZs9Ue3e-VarJqh8K84VM8.jpg?auto=webp&s=5cca6535f629393c638cac5c8ac89566dbe7cd93)
Wrought, October 13, 2020, 11:49:36 pm
you said it was a gatorade turkey but this is quite clearly "Powerade"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 14, 2020, 07:25:11 pm
Mechanical slot machine sounds subliminally emulate the nut slaps and moans of sex.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on October 14, 2020, 10:47:33 pm
It was a series of staged photos by a photographer. The same one who did the Gatorade turkey
Wrought, October 13, 2020, 06:53:20 am
the what
Hux, October 13, 2020, 04:19:04 pm
(https://external-preview.redd.it/3yP7VYUq791VU_YyI3hqZuZs9Ue3e-VarJqh8K84VM8.jpg?auto=webp&s=5cca6535f629393c638cac5c8ac89566dbe7cd93)
Wrought, October 13, 2020, 11:49:36 pm
you said it was a gatorade turkey but this is quite clearly "Powerade"
Agent Coop Time!, October 14, 2020, 05:33:49 pm

i don't know how you can tell, the labels are clearly turned away from the camera
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 15, 2020, 06:29:23 am
Opossum Dei
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 18, 2020, 04:00:25 pm
do you think jesus could double jump?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on October 18, 2020, 05:27:02 pm
do you think jesus could double jump?
worms, October 18, 2020, 04:00:25 pm
you remember that bug in sonic boom where if you pressed start at the right time, knuckles could keep jumping further into the air?

that, but jesus
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Post by: auaurorau on October 19, 2020, 08:18:17 am
gregory rabassa is a very funny man but i think i'll eschew some of his takes on translation he voices in this essay from the 80s
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 19, 2020, 01:06:38 pm
saw some yeezies in person today, they looked like fucked up reject shoes like you'd get in bulk in a sack from the factory outlet that they just wanted to get rid of
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 19, 2020, 03:48:04 pm
do you think jesus could double jump?
worms, October 18, 2020, 04:00:25 pm

The crucifixion was essentially suffering pain and hurt to ascend, so it’s not a stretch to say Jesus can rocket jump
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Post by: A Meat on October 19, 2020, 04:13:27 pm
NSFW: No Safeword For Work
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 20, 2020, 10:35:20 am
the real Q is could God make a super mario maker level so hard even he couldn't finish it?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 20, 2020, 11:27:04 am
the real Q is could God make a super mario maker level so hard even he couldn't finish it?
Spooks, October 20, 2020, 10:35:20 am

He can, but hes not allowed to upload it.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 20, 2020, 04:32:21 pm
Anti-Hobsbawm Aktione
"Read Another Book"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 20, 2020, 08:48:12 pm
reggae lyrics are way too didactic. They should smoke more weed
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 21, 2020, 01:31:46 am
Cool Ranch Bahamut
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Post by: A Meat on October 21, 2020, 02:10:14 am
Cool Ranch Bahamut
Bobguinary Novel, October 21, 2020, 01:31:46 am
Mountain Dew Bajamut Blast
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Post by: Antivehicular on October 21, 2020, 04:28:23 am
I was thinking about menstruation horror today, and it made me want a glimpse of the alternate universe where ejaculation is considered the spooky, scary puberty function instead. I want to see terrible horror movies about your first spurting session turning you into a werewolf, and of course the version of Carrie where the new Prom King gets a bucket of mayonnaise dumped on his head.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 21, 2020, 08:13:21 am
Cool Ranch Bahamut
Bobguinary Novel, October 21, 2020, 01:31:46 am

Skittles: Taste the Rainbow Trout
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on October 21, 2020, 09:24:33 am
aussie ausborn
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Oats on October 21, 2020, 11:00:27 am
A self destruct program should always be named "autoexplode.bat"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 21, 2020, 07:35:24 pm
the worst possible thing imaginable is the internet if monty pythons flying circus came out this era

monty pythons flying circus does own, but
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 22, 2020, 12:56:21 am
I refuse to answer any true or false questions, there is no truth
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 22, 2020, 02:42:26 am
true or false: there is no truth
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Post by: Wrought on October 22, 2020, 03:04:25 pm
The difference between humans and animals is that animals don't occasionally remember Alex Jones claiming to forget his children's names because he ate a big bowl of chili and laugh so hard they fall down
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 22, 2020, 04:07:04 pm
we need to nationalise lawyers, there's absolutely no reason for society to have both profit-seeking cases or unequal access to legal representation based on wealth.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on October 22, 2020, 07:56:50 pm
we need to nationalise lawyers, there's absolutely no reason for society to have both profit-seeking cases or unequal access to legal representation based on wealth.
GirlKisser420, October 22, 2020, 04:07:04 pm

Joke’s on you, we’ll immediately spot the drafting error in your nationalization legislation, resume private practice, and get even richer now that we can sell the secret of avoiding nationalization
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 22, 2020, 10:05:11 pm
Hey bro, not cool. Don’t be racist against pyschic vampires again bro.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 22, 2020, 10:35:57 pm
Roman polanski’s son, Byzantine Polanski
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 23, 2020, 11:53:32 am
We have .mp3 and .jpg but no file extension for smell.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 23, 2020, 12:26:15 pm
We have .mp3 and .jpg but no file extension for smell.
Spooks, October 23, 2020, 11:53:32 am

really? because .bmp stinks
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 23, 2020, 01:07:02 pm
mp6
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 23, 2020, 01:11:06 pm
Mc5
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 23, 2020, 01:38:09 pm
James Bond 007: People Don't Even Die Once, Death is a Myth
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 24, 2020, 08:34:34 am
We have externalized the advice aunt
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 25, 2020, 11:39:48 am
Its like the famous song says, if thats movin up then im movin up
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 25, 2020, 08:29:55 pm
The concept of Shrek as it exists today is funnier than any of the actual movies.
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Post by: Wrought on October 25, 2020, 08:39:59 pm
except shrek 2
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 25, 2020, 08:43:12 pm
Shrek 1 also is magnitudes better than memes
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 25, 2020, 09:30:30 pm
I didn't think much of Shrek 2 when I saw it again recently but that might be because my mind can't handle a pirate singing Nick Cave to a sad man-Shrek.

I just find the thought of the jolly green ogre devoid of the context of any film or other framing device really funny.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 25, 2020, 09:53:09 pm
Excited for someone I'm friendly with to have kids so I can sing "My Own Prison" to them. I'll even go "ba dee dah dee dah dee dah DUNH " for that bit with the bass
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 26, 2020, 02:01:14 pm
Simon and Garfield.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 26, 2020, 03:10:36 pm
Is dollar store but cheaper and run by a surly eastern european guy a subgenre of store outside of Chicago? I miss those.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 26, 2020, 08:02:36 pm
instead of thinking about politics, imagine a witch smoking from a bong
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 26, 2020, 08:46:58 pm
instead of thinking about politics, imagine a witch smoking from a bong
GirlKisser420, October 26, 2020, 08:02:36 pm
bubble bubble toil and trouble
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 26, 2020, 09:00:24 pm
By the chopping of my buds, something blazed this way comes.

Edit: alternate because I forgot it should rhyme: By the spinning of my weed, come get blazed with us you geed.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 27, 2020, 12:09:46 am
instead of thinking about politics, imagine a witch smoking from a bong
GirlKisser420, October 26, 2020, 08:02:36 pm
I'm thinking about it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on October 27, 2020, 03:57:13 am
remembering the time back in high school when i accidentally uploaded a shit ton of hentai to my google drive folder(i dont remember if it was google drive or something else similar that the school used) that was visible to my teachers because i was logged onto the wrong account, and the fact that i will never feel any fear comparable to that ever again as i rushed to delete it

i don't miss high school very much
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Post by: A Meat on October 27, 2020, 07:34:08 am
the US is a theocracy and the state religion is ancestor worship
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Post by: auaurorau on October 27, 2020, 03:06:56 pm
one of these years i'll try a pumpkin and see what the fuss is all about
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Post by: sambair on October 27, 2020, 03:17:14 pm
instead of thinking about politics, imagine a witch smoking from a bong
GirlKisser420, October 26, 2020, 08:02:36 pm

As someone who owns multiple hardbound volumes of Megg, Mogg & Owl, I concur.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 27, 2020, 07:03:17 pm
Cyberpunk version of Zoroastrianism with Dr Bronner as the prophet of Ahuramazda and Gene Ray (timecube guy) as the messenger of Ahriman
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: The Killer Dynamo on October 27, 2020, 08:32:02 pm
remembering the time back in high school when i accidentally uploaded a shit ton of hentai to my google drive folder(i dont remember if it was google drive or something else similar that the school used) that was visible to my teachers because i was logged onto the wrong account, and the fact that i will never feel any fear comparable to that ever again as i rushed to delete it

i don't miss high school very much
Hux, October 27, 2020, 03:57:13 am

This is, no shit, my job. Catching porn in student Google Drives, I mean, not uploading it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on October 28, 2020, 05:12:51 am
When I went to Community College, my IT Security teacher would occasionally talk about how the school legally couldn't look at what we did online, as long as we weren't doing something like actually watching porn in the library because that could be a sexual harassment issue. Somehow people would still get busted occasionally for just having child porn out in the open. Like, a teacher got popped for it, and all he would have had to do is literally not have it open on his desktop at work.*

*this is all according to an elderly community college professor and could be 100% bullshit
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 28, 2020, 06:25:55 am
Weighted blankets are the fucking bomb, one of the best things I've ever bought - it's 25 pounds of "bitch calm the fuck down"
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Post by: A Meat on October 28, 2020, 07:10:46 am
must suck being a plant behavior researcher because people just think your research is fake
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 28, 2020, 01:17:41 pm
Borat Bratz dolls, Boratz
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 28, 2020, 02:51:13 pm
I started watching Masterchef Australia because I've given up on life, and apparently there's fucking 84 episodes in just this one season? This is way more terrifying than any poisonous snake or syphilitic koala.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 28, 2020, 04:39:00 pm
I started watching Masterchef Australia because I've given up on life, and apparently there's fucking 84 episodes in just this one season? This is way more terrifying than any poisonous snake or syphilitic koala.
worms, October 28, 2020, 02:51:13 pm
consider watching My Kitchen Rules Australia, some of the seasons are also surprisingly long and I'd say it's one of the most astoundingly racist shows I've seen
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 28, 2020, 05:32:10 pm
I started watching Masterchef Australia because I've given up on life, and apparently there's fucking 84 episodes in just this one season? This is way more terrifying than any poisonous snake or syphilitic koala.
worms, October 28, 2020, 02:51:13 pm
consider watching My Kitchen Rules Australia, some of the seasons are also surprisingly long and I'd say it's one of the most astoundingly racist shows I've seen
A Meat, October 28, 2020, 04:39:00 pm

We're a fucked bunch
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Post by: Antivehicular on October 28, 2020, 06:05:53 pm
I started watching Masterchef Australia because I've given up on life, and apparently there's fucking 84 episodes in just this one season? This is way more terrifying than any poisonous snake or syphilitic koala.
worms, October 28, 2020, 02:51:13 pm
Thinking hard about the pacing of an 84-episode reality show, getting nowhere, smoke starting to pour from my ears
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Post by: Wrought on October 28, 2020, 08:07:56 pm
I started watching Masterchef Australia because I've given up on life, and apparently there's fucking 84 episodes in just this one season? This is way more terrifying than any poisonous snake or syphilitic koala.
worms, October 28, 2020, 02:51:13 pm
consider watching My Kitchen Rules Australia, some of the seasons are also surprisingly long and I'd say it's one of the most astoundingly racist shows I've seen
A Meat, October 28, 2020, 04:39:00 pm
come dine with me south africa is also very good and racist
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 28, 2020, 08:59:27 pm
adding Dude/Mate to my twitter bio so everyone knows my Bronouns
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Post by: ikaribattousai on October 29, 2020, 02:57:42 pm
Seems silly to call them the secret service when everyone knows about them.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 29, 2020, 04:06:58 pm
I agree, there should be a State deeper than the current one
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 29, 2020, 04:09:25 pm
I propose we form the Deepest State here on ballpit.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 29, 2020, 04:20:33 pm
Continue to fail to see what is sexy about a perfect circle. Perfect squares on the other hand... >w>
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on October 29, 2020, 04:34:51 pm
A rapid-fire series of thoughts:

I wonder how many chiclets I could fit in my mouth at once?
I wonder how many chiclets I could fit in my mouth at once and still functionally chew?
I wonder how many quarters I'd need for the vending machine to test this?
Thank God I don't have any quarters on me right now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on October 29, 2020, 04:44:45 pm
A rapid-fire series of thoughts:

I wonder how many chiclets I could fit in my mouth at once?
I wonder how many chiclets I could fit in my mouth at once and still functionally chew?
I wonder how many quarters I'd need for the vending machine to test this?
Thank God I don't have any quarters on me right now.
Antivehicular, October 29, 2020, 04:34:51 pm

An additional thought you've caused- when was the last time I actually saw a chiclet in person? Hm.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 29, 2020, 05:54:00 pm
Continue to fail to see what is sexy about a perfect circle. Perfect squares on the other hand... >w>
Shell Game, October 29, 2020, 04:20:33 pm
Circles are shaped like friends, it would follow that the friend zone be a circle as well
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on October 29, 2020, 06:03:02 pm
A rapid-fire series of thoughts:

I wonder how many chiclets I could fit in my mouth at once?
I wonder how many chiclets I could fit in my mouth at once and still functionally chew?
I wonder how many quarters I'd need for the vending machine to test this?
Thank God I don't have any quarters on me right now.
Antivehicular, October 29, 2020, 04:34:51 pm

An additional thought you've caused- when was the last time I actually saw a chiclet in person? Hm.
jimandthemammograms, October 29, 2020, 04:44:45 pm

The solution to this is to work in an office building where there are a bunch of those kind of old-timey gumball-type candy machines, one of which always has chiclets stocked for some reason
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Post by: Hux on October 29, 2020, 06:17:09 pm
the league of legends/depression continuum: or, how you can determine how depressed hux is based on the amount of league games played
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 30, 2020, 01:26:12 am
One of these days I'll make my breakout YouTube series on the various dongs hidden in the architecture, geography and cartography of World of Warcraft. I hope nobody gets there first.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 30, 2020, 01:43:33 pm
I propose we form the Deepest State here on ballpit.
worms, October 29, 2020, 04:09:25 pm
We already did, it's called Football Congress.
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Post by: auaurorau on October 30, 2020, 02:48:40 pm
visiting a friend and another friend lifted their dog and said "you're updog now" and i've never felt this betrayed
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Post by: auaurorau on October 31, 2020, 12:19:12 pm
meters are the character limits of poetry
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 31, 2020, 07:10:26 pm
The two best horror movies are reanimator and halloween havoc '97
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on November 01, 2020, 01:10:25 am
The two best horror movies are reanimator and halloween havoc '97
Agent Coop Time!, October 31, 2020, 07:10:26 pm

I prefer the existential dread associated with halloween havoc '95
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 01, 2020, 09:41:41 pm
Hilux gang
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 02, 2020, 03:48:56 am
best music genre is Written-to-be-played-over-elaborate-machines-made-of-household-objects-that-do-mundane-taskscore

play this at your fucking club and everyone goes wild

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Post by: auaurorau on November 02, 2020, 01:51:04 pm
gonna send a gushing fan email to douglas robinson (the academic)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on November 02, 2020, 04:34:07 pm
gonna feel a lot of embarrassment about having sent a gushing fan email to douglas robinson (the academic)
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Post by: auaurorau on November 02, 2020, 04:46:30 pm
now while in bed the concept of "senpai noticing me" came into my head and i have never grokked something this fully.

my brain is broken
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 02, 2020, 06:12:44 pm
What if all gallbladders just fucked right on out of evolution and into the sun?? Can't even process a piece of bacon, fucking embarrassing
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 02, 2020, 07:45:55 pm
I'm an orgcore fan and I vote
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 02, 2020, 09:28:31 pm
pepsi marketing should really lean in on the song Institutionalized by suicidal tendencies
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on November 03, 2020, 05:34:46 am
shame
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Post by: Shell Game on November 03, 2020, 05:40:25 pm
grame
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Post by: Antivehicular on November 03, 2020, 08:10:01 pm
So I'm doing a training course in classroom instructions, and the first lesson was called "What Is An Instructor?" The terror of scansion has meant that I've had WHAT IS AN INSTRUCTOR? / A HULKAMANIAC / HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS in my head intermittently for days
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Post by: auaurorau on November 03, 2020, 11:51:17 pm
how come i'm never prepared for the consequences of my actions
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 04, 2020, 10:17:24 am
how come i'm never prepared for the consequences of my actions
auaurorau, November 03, 2020, 11:51:17 pm
it's initially more fun that way
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Post by: Shell Game on November 04, 2020, 01:58:31 pm
Today is Wednesday. You're welcome.
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Post by: Antivehicular on November 05, 2020, 03:34:21 am
I just woke up from a dream which, among other things, featured a storefront with a sign reading "Get Ohio Ahegao" in fancy cursive. Thanks, brain. I fuckin' hate it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 05, 2020, 07:07:07 am
Today is Wednesday. You're welcome.
Shell Game, November 04, 2020, 01:58:31 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/9YKVgQW.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 05, 2020, 08:36:17 am
I wish I had enough technical know-how in training neural nets so I could load up the 12 hours of HP Lovecraft's audiobooks read by the Darkest Dungeon narrator and then make him read shitty creepypasta about how there was a little black zone where Naomi's pussy should have been.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 05, 2020, 03:11:40 pm
Sous vide is for white folks that are too fancy to pop shit in the microwave.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 05, 2020, 07:20:55 pm
Driving the Fox Sports robot like a mech
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on November 05, 2020, 08:59:13 pm
It's fat fuck friday somewhere in the world...
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 05, 2020, 10:53:12 pm
I.
Something
be
doing?

I'm under
attack

II.
Work,
work.

Ready
to work.

III.
No time
for
play.

--Rupi Kaur
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 06, 2020, 01:20:29 am
Conundrum: cat asleep on leg but cannot reach charger

It's a shame this is my new permanent placement forever.
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Post by: Great Joe on November 06, 2020, 04:57:32 am
Remembering that one steam friend who knew no other way to check the time than to send a message and check the timestamp on it.
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Post by: Cheapskate on November 06, 2020, 07:12:49 am
Sous vide is for white folks that are too fancy to pop shit in the microwave.
Dr. Buttplug, November 05, 2020, 03:11:40 pm

Sous vide has a pasteurizing effect that microwaving does not: you can sous vide raw cookie dough to make it safe to eat.
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Post by: auaurorau on November 06, 2020, 07:40:56 am
incapable of distinguishing between bullshit and philosophy. i just don't have-on-hand the apparent difference with "saying-shit" (Spruchphilosophie) and "becoming-philosophy" (Werdenscheiße)
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Post by: Hux on November 06, 2020, 11:19:15 pm
trying to decide if my legs are disproportionately long in comparison to my torso.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 07, 2020, 07:31:11 am
scent of pine needles
transfixed on the tree ahead
Warcraft orc sound

macaroni in pot
sliding dick like credit card
it's wet ass pussy

top text in outline
countenance of yellow dog
bottom text goes here
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 07, 2020, 08:46:21 pm
Hankook streetwear drop
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 08, 2020, 04:40:01 pm
Garfield was right.
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Post by: A Meat on November 09, 2020, 07:17:08 am
if money is the root of all evil and money makes the world go round, then all evil would make the world go (round)^2
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Post by: A Meat on November 10, 2020, 12:45:59 am
super smash bros. before super smash hoes
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Post by: auaurorau on November 10, 2020, 06:38:08 am
i kind of want to write a review of all the puns in ai: the somnium files, but that would take like a year of my life. still, it's worth considering
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 10, 2020, 10:13:10 pm
Hey, remember when english singer, songwriter, and author Lily Allen was twitter beefing with Azealia Banks and so lily allen sent ms banks a photo of her boyfriend's penis in blackface

yeah me too (https://tinyurl.com/y3tys84f)
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Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on November 11, 2020, 02:42:15 am
Sous vide is for white folks that are too fancy to pop shit in the microwave.
Dr. Buttplug, November 05, 2020, 03:11:40 pm

And who like eating slimy shit.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 11, 2020, 07:39:33 am
Interviewer: "If you had to pick one word to describe yourself what would it be?"

Me, after a full minute of silent thought: "Rootin' tootin'."
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Post by: sambair on November 11, 2020, 12:34:00 pm
I should not be getting this much joy out of listening to a band called "Church of Misery".
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 11, 2020, 12:39:03 pm
We had a new doorbell installation at work and they fucked it up so bad we have no idea when someone is trying to visit us but we get regular contact with people trying to get into a building 200 miles away.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 11, 2020, 01:20:08 pm
We had a new doorbell installation at work and they fucked it up so bad we have no idea when someone is trying to visit us but we get regular contact with people trying to get into a building 200 miles away.
lvp: least valuable player, November 11, 2020, 12:39:03 pm

Shouldn't have used the Interdimensional Doorbell Installation Services. Ghosts are going to be playing ding dong ditch until you get it fixed
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 11, 2020, 04:25:22 pm
If I see another smug teenager fuckdoll online avatar piloted by a middle aged wo/manchild whose brand is engaging in a collective circle jerk around their drawn Ben 10 hottie alongside a bunch of 16 year old followers in every post while saying their digital ramona flowers cumrag is "cute" because they're still thinking about not getting laid at prom and are resigned to always sublimate their passions into reverence for women's "charms" all the while inexplicably getting money for operating a Twitter dehumanization workshop I will commit a hate crime of such a magnitude Hitler will rise out of his grave in Argentina with an envious tear in his eye at having been outdone and the astute observation that the 4channers who made a fuckable girl totem out of the gestalt idea of a video game at least had the decency to court neonazis next instead of serializing their virginal nymphette OC into a year's worth of pin up posters for 5 bucks a pop on Patreon with enough youth fetishisation props strewn around in-frame that an actual infant would feel put off.
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Post by: Ashto on November 11, 2020, 05:01:42 pm
This is why I don't start conversations with "how are you doing?" anymore.
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Post by: Antivehicular on November 11, 2020, 06:40:26 pm
I have some questions!
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Post by: A Meat on November 12, 2020, 12:40:33 am
I have some questions!
Antivehicular, November 11, 2020, 06:40:26 pm
Yeah that paragraph would apply to like five different pornographers, I can't figure out which one Spooks is referring to either
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Post by: sambair on November 12, 2020, 03:47:16 am
This has the cadence of a joke, but that's more or less why I stopped watching Internet pornography.

I'm going to say r/chloe. Also that dude's shit-tier webcomic is so bad it makes Owlturd look like The Oatmeal.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 12, 2020, 08:48:59 am
"...makes Owlturd look like The Oatmeal."
sambair, November 12, 2020, 03:47:16 am
To me they melt into a largely inoffensive mélange of mediocre gag comics. I even get similar levels of second hand embarrassment from both of them.
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Post by: Antivehicular on November 12, 2020, 08:54:44 am
Is r/chloe the one where the artist has said that the girl is 16 if she's clothed and 18 if she's naked? If so: questions rescinded, totally agree
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 12, 2020, 10:22:32 am
It's gotta suck to be an Opossum. Despised for years, you finally get your PR team together to change your image then, BOOM, new cuter, fuzzier possums in the southern hemisphere steal your thunder.
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Post by: A Meat on November 12, 2020, 11:07:52 am
We should raise the age of consent to 20 and finally be done with the term "teen" in regards to pornography
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Post by: auaurorau on November 12, 2020, 12:07:30 pm
fuck it, i'll do it and if i get bored of it i'll stop
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 12, 2020, 08:55:28 pm
The Masked Singer, The Masked Dancer, what's next, The Masked Mech Pilot?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 12, 2020, 09:01:28 pm
everyone who uses the word Boi should be forced out the airlock
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 13, 2020, 01:12:42 am
I wonder what the most racist fursona is
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Post by: Shell Game on November 13, 2020, 01:45:16 am
Can stop, will stop
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Post by: Great Joe on November 13, 2020, 05:15:15 pm
You got the ASMR Shock Rifle.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 13, 2020, 07:49:00 pm
Guy Fieri is the only man I know of who is paid regularly to fake an orgasm on camera.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 14, 2020, 05:23:28 am
has anyone ever gone to a supermarket and left with all the things they went in for and nothing else?
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 14, 2020, 11:08:11 am
has anyone ever gone to a supermarket and left with all the things they went in for and nothing else?
lvp: least valuable player, November 14, 2020, 05:23:28 am
more than 50% of the time i go. I'm unstoppable.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 14, 2020, 12:39:21 pm
"Feeling like a brat today"
Man you're 26 I don't think so
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Post by: A Meat on November 14, 2020, 12:51:49 pm
"Feeling like a brat today"
Man you're 26 I don't think so
Agent Coop Time!, November 14, 2020, 12:39:21 pm
brat is short for bratwurst
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 14, 2020, 01:24:44 pm
"Feeling like a brat today"
Man you're 26 I don't think so
Agent Coop Time!, November 14, 2020, 12:39:21 pm
brat is short for bratwurst
A Meat, November 14, 2020, 12:51:49 pm
In that case (bratwurst joke) I'm always feeling like a brat today
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 14, 2020, 11:10:33 pm
It's really amazing that the carbon left after a raging bonfire can be used to bath and is more sanitary than using just water. That's something we should think about before asking crazy questions like "What happened to Grandpa's ashes?"
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Post by: auaurorau on November 15, 2020, 10:22:06 am
we should collectively agree to and scour all references to ancient greek philosophers to "speed up" the "operating system" of thought
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Post by: Hux on November 15, 2020, 12:26:53 pm
taint n' balls combo meal
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 16, 2020, 01:06:32 am
What's the point of an "Out of context Simpsons couch gags" twitter account? They already lack context.
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Post by: Shell Game on November 16, 2020, 02:00:40 am
Gazelle carcass!
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Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on November 16, 2020, 02:50:51 am
If I am working to be consistently anti-rascist, do I still get to shake my head and think "goddamned crackers" about other white people?
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Post by: Shell Game on November 16, 2020, 03:26:02 am
If I am working to be consistently anti-rascist, do I still get to shake my head and think "goddamned crackers" about other white people?
Chupasaurus-Rex, November 16, 2020, 02:50:51 am
yes but only if you understand the power dynamics behind it
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Post by: auaurorau on November 16, 2020, 12:20:52 pm
she who fights with zombies should watch the fuck out or she'll be zombos too -- zzzombie nietzzzzzche
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 16, 2020, 08:20:32 pm
Every day I become more and more convinced that the world would be a better place if I had 3 arms.
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Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on November 17, 2020, 07:55:56 am
If I am working to be consistently anti-rascist, do I still get to shake my head and think "goddamned crackers" about other white people?
Chupasaurus-Rex, November 16, 2020, 02:50:51 am
yes but only if you understand the power dynamics behind it
Shell Game, November 16, 2020, 03:26:02 am

Always cracker up!
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 18, 2020, 06:58:06 am
I don't get Jeopardy!. You're supposed to be answering in the form of a question but it's always just the answer with "what is" in front, even if that doesn't make any sense. "What is Carry A Big Stick?" That doesn't mean anything, it's pointless.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on November 18, 2020, 06:54:30 pm
when the end times come I wanna be a guy sitting on the stairs of a ruined cathedral, giving vague advice to passerby and ending conversations with a sickly yet menacing laugh
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Post by: Lemon on November 18, 2020, 10:08:12 pm
Previously, on videogame cutscene...
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Post by: A Meat on November 18, 2020, 11:35:30 pm
The Caarba, a car designed to look like the Kaaba
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 18, 2020, 11:38:54 pm
The Caarba, a car designed to look like the Kaaba
A Meat, November 18, 2020, 11:35:30 pm
it has no symbols on the dashboard and is two and a half lanes wide
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Post by: Shell Game on November 19, 2020, 01:51:41 am
Catastrophe - the cat apostrophe
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 19, 2020, 06:42:41 am
Off to work
Off to work
Off t'work
Off t'work
Off twork
Twerk
Twerk
Twerk.
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Post by: auaurorau on November 20, 2020, 02:08:56 am
the modern workhorse of construction they may be, but cranes possess an irresistible impulse for destruction, and thus will fight on the frontlines when the machines revolt
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 20, 2020, 08:03:23 am
Theatre is so bad in America because none of them want to break a leg then foot the hospital bill.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 21, 2020, 12:14:08 am
smoking is good for your health. more and more people are saying this
chai tea latte, September 23, 2020, 03:28:15 pm
my work friend the nurse is not saying this. : (
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 21, 2020, 08:27:53 am
but was jesus a good carpenter?
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Post by: auaurorau on November 21, 2020, 10:36:46 am
"what if a thing was another thing" -- john metaphor, c. 8000 b.c.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 21, 2020, 10:57:53 am
but was jesus a good carpenter?
lvp: least valuable player, November 21, 2020, 08:27:53 am
Dude died nailed to some planks, you be the judge
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Post by: Shell Game on November 21, 2020, 10:58:17 am
"what if a thing was another thing" -- john metaphor, c. 8000 b.c.
auaurorau, November 21, 2020, 10:36:46 am
"who do you think you are? god?" -- bob simile, c. 8000 b.c. plus a couple seconds
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on November 21, 2020, 12:58:55 pm
A fight between Ziggy Marley and Femi Kuti to decide who is the most powerful son
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Post by: A Meat on November 21, 2020, 03:26:15 pm
A fight between Ziggy Marley and Femi Kuti to decide who is the most powerful son
Mr. Hunky Academia, November 21, 2020, 12:58:55 pm
is Dweezil Zappa the judge
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 22, 2020, 01:06:55 am
You, a philistine: A-bloo-bloo-bloo, I love drinking tea.
Me, an intellectual: Mmm. Ah yes. The phenomenology of spearmint.
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Post by: auaurorau on November 22, 2020, 04:46:07 am
The Unbearable Lightness Of Being A Horny Frenchman Too Stubborn For Therapy
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 23, 2020, 02:27:11 am
Thiess of Kaltenbrun is definitely one of the coolest guys in history. Getting insanely drunk and dressing in a wolf pelt so you can go to hell as a werewolf and fight witches to get all the grain they stole is one thing, but getting put on trial for being a werewolf and going 'no its this cool christian thing' is king shit
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 23, 2020, 08:19:18 am
Thiess of Kaltenbrun is definitely one of the coolest guys in history. Getting insanely drunk and dressing in a wolf pelt so you can go to hell as a werewolf and fight witches to get all the grain they stole is one thing, but getting put on trial for being a werewolf and going 'no its this cool christian thing' is king shit
GirlKisser420, November 23, 2020, 02:27:11 am
nah, he just a furry.
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Post by: A Meat on November 23, 2020, 09:59:39 am
wanna make a jrpg that's entirely in a language that doesn't exist so everybody gets the experience of playing a game without a translation
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 23, 2020, 04:57:12 pm
Thiess of Kaltenbrun is definitely one of the coolest guys in history. Getting insanely drunk and dressing in a wolf pelt so you can go to hell as a werewolf and fight witches to get all the grain they stole is one thing, but getting put on trial for being a werewolf and going 'no its this cool christian thing' is king shit
GirlKisser420, November 23, 2020, 02:27:11 am
nah, he just a furry.
Dr. Buttplug, November 23, 2020, 08:19:18 am

if furries did pyschadelics and beat up the devil, I'd like them
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 23, 2020, 05:36:55 pm
there's never going to be a band like Devo or They Might Be Giants ever again. Our society isn't capable of it anymore.
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Post by: Sauce on November 23, 2020, 05:38:46 pm
Need to learn how to do music remix things for the sole purpose of creating Boots Riley + Boots Raingear mashups.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 23, 2020, 05:58:14 pm
there's never going to be a band like Devo or They Might Be Giants ever again. Our society isn't capable of it anymore.
GirlKisser420, November 23, 2020, 05:36:55 pm
Dogs In Ecstacy disagree with you
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Post by: Great Joe on November 24, 2020, 01:47:17 am
Need to learn how to do music remix things for the sole purpose of creating Boots Riley + Boots Raingear mashups.
Sauce, November 23, 2020, 05:38:46 pm
With, I'm guessing, occasional guest appearances by Bootsy Collins
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Post by: Sauce on November 24, 2020, 04:07:23 am
Need to learn how to do music remix things for the sole purpose of creating Boots Riley + Boots Raingear mashups.
Sauce, November 23, 2020, 05:38:46 pm
With, I'm guessing, occasional guest appearances by Bootsy Collins
Great Joe, November 24, 2020, 01:47:17 am

That would completely ruin the "pair of Boots" themed pun title I've been workshopping mentally since posting this, but would also be great, so I'm rather torn.
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Post by: Shell Game on November 24, 2020, 04:48:15 am
Need to learn how to do music remix things for the sole purpose of creating Boots Riley + Boots Raingear mashups.
Sauce, November 23, 2020, 05:38:46 pm
With, I'm guessing, occasional guest appearances by Bootsy Collins
Great Joe, November 24, 2020, 01:47:17 am

That would completely ruin the "pair of Boots" themed pun title I've been workshopping mentally since posting this, but would also be great, so I'm rather torn.
Sauce, November 24, 2020, 04:07:23 am
just bring in boots randolph and you can have two pair
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Post by: auaurorau on November 24, 2020, 05:04:51 am
every time i see someone wearing a mask wrong, i wonder. do they think equipping a mask is enough to gain disease resistance or what
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Post by: Puppy Time on November 24, 2020, 02:55:02 pm
every time i see someone wearing a mask wrong, i wonder. do they think equipping a mask is enough to gain disease resistance or what
auaurorau, November 24, 2020, 05:04:51 am

I think it's enough to gain "entry into store" and that's all they care about
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 24, 2020, 05:32:56 pm
The next time someone takes off their mask to start drinking on the bus I'm going to stab them in public
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on November 24, 2020, 06:07:43 pm
hi there welcome to game reviewer academy. here is a scale, put one block in this bucket if the game makes you think about dark souls and one block in the other if it reminds you about skyrim. whichever one is heaviest lets you know if the game is a dark souls or a skyrim. ok get out there champ
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, June 26, 2019, 07:32:10 am

amending this post to include 'persona'
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Post by: Shell Game on November 25, 2020, 02:33:27 am
hi there welcome to game reviewer academy. here is a scale, put one block in this bucket if the game makes you think about dark souls and one block in the other if it reminds you about skyrim. whichever one is heaviest lets you know if the game is a dark souls or a skyrim. ok get out there champ
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, June 26, 2019, 07:32:10 am

amending this post to include 'persona'
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, November 24, 2020, 06:07:43 pm
Look. The Shell Game/Frank West typing index already determines what all games are.

If it's about numbers, it's a Paper Mario.
If it's about jumping, it's a Yoshi's Island.
If it's about narrative, it's a Hatoful Boyfriend.
If it's about horny, it's a Nekomew's Potty Trouble.
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Post by: auaurorau on November 25, 2020, 03:10:00 am
Look. The Shell Game/Frank West typing index already determines what all games are.

If it's about numbers, it's a Paper Mario.
If it's about jumping, it's a Yoshi's Island.
If it's about narrative, it's a Hatoful Boyfriend.
If it's about horny, it's a Nekomew's Potty Trouble.
Shell Game, November 25, 2020, 02:33:27 am
incidentally also the four indexes that can describe all personalities in 16 easy types
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 25, 2020, 08:31:05 am
Look. The Shell Game/Frank West typing index already determines what all games are.

If it's about numbers, it's a Paper Mario.
If it's about jumping, it's a Yoshi's Island.
If it's about narrative, it's a Hatoful Boyfriend.
If it's about horny, it's a Nekomew's Potty Trouble.
Shell Game, November 25, 2020, 02:33:27 am
incidentally also the four indexes that can describe all personalities in 16 easy types
auaurorau, November 25, 2020, 03:10:00 am
I took that facebook quiz, it told me I was a Nekomew. I was pissed, I always thought of myself as a dreamy pigeon.
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Post by: Puppy Time on November 25, 2020, 10:17:34 am
Get into indie RPGs and you have an "Earthbound" bucket, for when the game is modern-day and/or has anything resembling a sense of humor.
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Post by: Shell Game on November 25, 2020, 08:46:40 pm
Look. The Shell Game/Frank West typing index already determines what all games are.

If it's about numbers, it's a Paper Mario.
If it's about jumping, it's a Yoshi's Island.
If it's about narrative, it's a Hatoful Boyfriend.
If it's about horny, it's a Nekomew's Potty Trouble.
Shell Game, November 25, 2020, 02:33:27 am
incidentally also the four indexes that can describe all personalities in 16 easy types
auaurorau, November 25, 2020, 03:10:00 am
I took that facebook quiz, it told me I was a Nekomew. I was pissed
Dr. Buttplug, November 25, 2020, 08:31:05 am
Beautiful.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 26, 2020, 09:08:19 am
Man: Can entropy be reversed?
AC: THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.
(Man sighs heavily)
Man: May entropy be reversed?
AC: NO.
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Post by: Great Joe on November 27, 2020, 04:10:38 am
Attending to the various needs of the espresso maker is not break time.
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Post by: Shell Game on November 27, 2020, 01:20:18 pm
Nekobara
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 27, 2020, 01:24:55 pm
personally, if I had a nuclear missile, I'd be really responsible with it
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 27, 2020, 03:04:23 pm
A whole Neil Hamburger set of him reciting the lyrics to LCD Soundsystem's Losing my Edge.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 27, 2020, 07:31:23 pm
personally, if I had a nuclear missile, I'd be really responsible with it
chai tea latte, November 27, 2020, 01:24:55 pm
MGSV
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 27, 2020, 08:04:39 pm
Just remembered genghis khan, pretty mind blowing guy
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Post by: Lemon on November 27, 2020, 11:22:12 pm
Don't turn around, UH OH!
Or your wife will turn to salt, UH OH!






(Boots cowrote this joke)
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Post by: auaurorau on November 28, 2020, 11:41:01 am
cucumbers are just edible water
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 28, 2020, 02:09:36 pm
smoking is good for your health. more and more people are saying this
chai tea latte, September 23, 2020, 03:28:15 pm
my work friend the nurse is not saying this. : (
chai tea latte, November 21, 2020, 12:14:08 am
my work friend the nurse said that it's too late for me to change my covid risk by quitting so i just will quit quitting now
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Post by: Wrought on November 28, 2020, 04:49:28 pm
Thinking about going to a therapist to tell them how i feel about final fantasy xi
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 28, 2020, 05:10:30 pm
Nightcore - Garbage Day 2020 (17:48:22)
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on November 28, 2020, 07:19:45 pm
thinking about a guy I vaguely knew when I played TF2 in middle school who was homophobic as hell but loved the fuck out of italo disco
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 28, 2020, 09:11:01 pm
Twenty bucks for a rivers cuomo funkopop seems pricey but it does come with a guitar
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 29, 2020, 01:08:19 am
Did I miss the bowl or did I just christen my new toilet seat? It's all about perspective.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Puppy Time on November 29, 2020, 11:14:49 am
Did I miss the bowl or did I just christen my new toilet seat? It's all about perspective.
Dr. Buttplug, November 29, 2020, 01:08:19 am

Christening, or baptising?
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 29, 2020, 05:24:10 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/hYFdFDk/received-2809823486011345.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 29, 2020, 07:22:25 pm
Did I miss the bowl or did I just christen my new toilet seat? It's all about perspective.
Dr. Buttplug, November 29, 2020, 01:08:19 am

Christening, or baptising?
Puppy Time, November 29, 2020, 11:14:49 am
Like when you christen a ship. You know, piss.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on November 29, 2020, 11:55:56 pm
instead of thinking about politics, imagine a witch smoking from a bong
GirlKisser420, October 26, 2020, 08:02:36 pm
I'm thinking about it
chai tea latte, October 27, 2020, 12:09:46 am
bubble, bubble, breathe and stumble,
fire burn and ashes crumble
indica from season past
dried and ready now at last
as she rips a massive binger
no more evil magycks linger.

i'm still thinking about it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on November 30, 2020, 02:42:48 pm
gotta find me a girl who participates in both forms of CBT
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 30, 2020, 04:36:39 pm
my new d&d campaign recap podcast has been described as "the plato's cave of podcasts," available now on stitcher premium
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on December 01, 2020, 04:12:18 am
"me and bob will be there" -- correct. me and many others use this
"bob and i will be there" -- incorrect. only english teachers use this, and they should be categorically ignored
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 01, 2020, 12:18:00 pm
brb, just defrosting my oven pizza ever so slightly so I can re-arrange the toppings enough that there's reasonable coverage for each, but no so much that every mouthful is the same and I don't get to sample all the different potential combinations at some point during the eating process.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 01, 2020, 02:01:26 pm
puss has the boots
to satisfy his master
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 01, 2020, 07:30:36 pm
If Earth Crisis had wanted to sell out they could have written so many killer wrestler entrance songs.
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Post by: auaurorau on December 02, 2020, 04:32:43 am
let sleeping academics lie
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Post by: A Meat on December 02, 2020, 07:03:50 am
Rabbits are an ancient symbol of fertility, playboy bunnies should be all about having healthy babies
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Oats on December 02, 2020, 10:11:49 am
How are vampires always so immaculately groomed when they can't see themselves in the mirror?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 02, 2020, 11:29:36 am
got my spotify wrapped for 2020 and honestly? my music taste is incredible. i'm a genius.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 02, 2020, 07:20:04 pm
It's pretty funny how we still have scientists even after SOAD released Sciene in 2001
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on December 03, 2020, 09:07:07 am
In spite of the fact that the gag is the over-the-top blood and violence, the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons have some really clever gags in them. The one where the cat one (IDGAF) is tied to the tracks and the mouse one has to go to college, get a train engineer certification, and then come back to run over the cat, is good.

The thought that inspired this is WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THE DUMBASS TOM AND JERRY MOVIES. WHY THE FUCK DO THEY GO TO WILLY WONKA WORLD? IS THIS FUCKING KINGDOM HEARTS? FUCK YOU
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 03, 2020, 04:50:28 pm
Fingers Casino. Gamble your fingers, win big and leave with twelve per hand while the suckers watch their stumps
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 03, 2020, 06:29:54 pm
soliciting one million dollars from a VC firm to raise awareness of covid-19
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 04, 2020, 07:08:27 am
My tinder date: Sorry for moaning so loud I don't know what came over me
Me: Me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on December 04, 2020, 12:52:25 pm
i can be ur angel investor...or ur devil investor.....
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 05, 2020, 05:27:04 am
suggestion: when you open an internet browser it displays the nuclear waste warning message
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on December 05, 2020, 06:27:03 pm
there's never going to be a band like Devo or They Might Be Giants ever again. Our society isn't capable of it anymore.
GirlKisser420, November 23, 2020, 05:36:55 pm

Will it be good or bad news when you find out there's a SLC two-piece who are cosplaying this very premise?

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 06, 2020, 03:55:59 am
halo: combat intelligently designed just doesn't have the same ring to it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 06, 2020, 06:57:07 am
let the bodice hit the floor
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Post by: Lemon on December 06, 2020, 12:09:05 pm
let the bodice hit the floor
A Meat, December 06, 2020, 06:57:07 am

Genuinely guffawed at this one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on December 07, 2020, 06:08:06 am
people using the wrong discrete/discreet really tests my dedication to descriptivism
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 07, 2020, 11:54:05 pm
I’m Developing a pro-gluten diet and lifestyle, gonna get really weird about it
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Post by: Shell Game on December 08, 2020, 11:21:57 am
Fucked up that an anagram isn't an anagram.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 08, 2020, 11:45:19 am
Fucked up that an anagram isn't an anagram.
Shell Game, December 08, 2020, 11:21:57 am
THE ANAGRAM CODE
=ARCADE ME A THONG
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 08, 2020, 12:48:18 pm
Fucked up that an anagram isn't an anagram.
Shell Game, December 08, 2020, 11:21:57 am

(https://i.imgur.com/N7AUvcV.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 08, 2020, 01:00:45 pm
Fucked up that a palindrome is a palindrome.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 08, 2020, 02:13:55 pm
charles poster kane
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 08, 2020, 05:14:29 pm
me: *climbing up to Matterhorn (4,478 m)*
me: *getting on top and seeing the sign that says "Welcome to Parrotspitze (4,432 m)"*
me (realizing I was 17.59 km off): I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end... it didn't even Matterhorn.
the 35 penguins and 10 polar bears inside the open-roof gamestop i'm in: *uproarious applause at my self-deprecating joke that somewhat lifts my spirits*
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 09, 2020, 07:52:21 am
Persona non glottis
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on December 09, 2020, 06:55:58 pm
the best star wars star wars character designs are the little guys who are just covered in baubles and gizmos
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 09, 2020, 06:58:25 pm
the best star wars star wars character designs are the little guys who are just covered in baubles and gizmos
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, December 09, 2020, 06:55:58 pm
those are called jawas
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 09, 2020, 11:55:35 pm
“Type of guy” is the most insidious, unstoppable taxonomy. In my mind, My brother no longer bought a sous vide machine, he became a sous vide guy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on December 10, 2020, 01:18:09 am
aren't sous vide machines just sticks that get hot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 10, 2020, 02:56:48 pm
Fragile by Yes is bassed. It's proggers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 10, 2020, 05:02:26 pm
aren't sous vide machines just sticks that get hot
auaurorau, December 10, 2020, 01:18:09 am

its like a vaccuum bag thing too

wonder if there's any vore guys that want to get sous vided. getting vacuum sealed in plastic's a weird sex thing, seems like a natural combo if you're ok with being immersed in warm water so you get real tender over like 2 hours
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 10, 2020, 09:08:14 pm
Excited for when they announce the Time Tech Death Riff of the Year
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, December 10, 2020, 09:04:03 pm
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 11, 2020, 01:11:39 pm
I want a tablet with an Ethernet port, also a VGA port but I will accept HDMI instead
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 12, 2020, 01:05:05 am
My new form of perf art slash activism is gonna be spray painting red squiggly lines under misspelled graffiti, hope I can be more insufferable than Banky well see
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on December 12, 2020, 02:45:01 am
i think we should normalize throwing stuff at politicians. maybe a rotten tomato or two. perhaps they would stop to think about their decisions if repercussions were immediate and personal

i might've had this thought before, now that i think about it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on December 12, 2020, 07:06:46 pm
My new form of perf art slash activism is gonna be spray painting red squiggly lines under misspelled graffiti, hope I can be more insufferable than Banky well see
Spooks, December 12, 2020, 01:05:05 am

I definitely once took a red pen, circled misspelled words in the graffiti in a high-school bathroom stall, and wrote "C+ See Me After Class" at the top. I was the coolest kid in human history.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on December 12, 2020, 08:29:26 pm
quoth the raven, holy shit go outside
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 12, 2020, 08:42:27 pm
They use the bassline from 1970 by the Stooges to test child motor function
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 13, 2020, 01:19:31 am
quoth the raven, holy shit go outside
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, December 12, 2020, 08:29:26 pm
Frankly, of all the times to insist someone needs to go outside, right now might be the most ill-advised.
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Post by: The Smoking Dad on December 13, 2020, 07:12:46 am
A pen and pixel album cover for Woody Guthrie’s “All You Fascists Bound to Lose”
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 13, 2020, 11:31:00 am
"The Prisoners Dilemma," or as I like to call it, how the fuck do I get out of this place
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on December 13, 2020, 06:16:06 pm
quoth the raven, holy shit go outside
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, December 12, 2020, 08:29:26 pm
quoth the raven, "Eat My Shorts"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on December 13, 2020, 06:26:49 pm
My new form of perf art slash activism is gonna be spray painting red squiggly lines under misspelled graffiti, hope I can be more insufferable than Banky well see
Spooks, December 12, 2020, 01:05:05 am
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 13, 2020, 09:09:01 pm
I love the ad where woodland creatures give a woman back her scratch-off. If an owl ever tells me the packers will cover a spread god knows I'd believe
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 13, 2020, 10:21:57 pm
I just realized I still have a thanksgiving name
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 14, 2020, 07:06:20 am
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/adb5179007985c5d941f52b9d7d08ef1/12a6f315f87366f5-4c/s1280x1920/11690948f366d0da9655bc839ece8cb0c3055ffc.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 14, 2020, 08:03:30 am
More places in America should have dumb names.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on December 14, 2020, 09:04:12 am
More places in America should have dumb names.
A Meat, December 14, 2020, 08:03:30 am
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 14, 2020, 09:34:47 am
More places in America should have dumb names.
A Meat, December 14, 2020, 08:03:30 am
Great Joe, December 14, 2020, 09:04:12 am
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Post by: auaurorau on December 14, 2020, 10:49:20 am
i like to search finnish name databases for dumb names. here are some geographical names for you to enjoy:
Paskakorpi 'Shit Woods'
Kusenkarinkari 'The Skerry of Piss Skerry'
Paskaperseenpuro 'Shitty Ass's Creek'
Kusiperse 'Piss Ass' (this meadow is unfortunately now under an artificial lake. rip piss ass)
Pirunkusema 'Pissed by the Devil'
Pikku-Paska 'Little Shit'
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 14, 2020, 10:57:23 am
i like to search finnish name databases for dumb names. here are some geographical names for you to enjoy:
Paskakorpi 'Shit Woods'
Kusenkarinkari 'The Skerry of Piss Skerry'
Paskaperseenpuro 'Shitty Ass's Creek'
Kusiperse 'Piss Ass' (this meadow is unfortunately now under an artificial lake. rip piss ass)
Pirunkusema 'Pissed by the Devil'
Pikku-Paska 'Little Shit'
auaurorau, December 14, 2020, 10:49:20 am
Fucked up that we named a bunch of mountains the Rocky mountains and didn't call then something like "turdpile"
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Post by: Great Joe on December 14, 2020, 03:40:51 pm
When you get down to it, "routed bass" is just another way to say "strategically placed hole".
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 14, 2020, 04:07:57 pm
Gonna break the fourth wall. Hello
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Post by: A Meat on December 14, 2020, 05:05:42 pm
Cephalopods could be great at soccer, were it not for their habitat and lack of bones.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 15, 2020, 05:45:28 am
I got fired from The Culture because I tried to name a ship Dick Sucking Factory
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 15, 2020, 06:33:14 am
Fortran, Oregon
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 15, 2020, 05:47:18 pm
What if we made, like, ebooks, but with paper instead of the screen?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 15, 2020, 10:23:30 pm
"hey guys, check out this cool way to eat raw eggs I invented" ~ Sir David Nog
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Post by: Great Joe on December 16, 2020, 06:20:20 am
Insisting that my cool new 13th age character really is a COBOL.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 18, 2020, 12:06:12 pm
Egrets have egg-white-colored plumage and yolk yellow beaks, and their name sounds both like "egg" and "omelette" but they are NOT omelette-shaped. This infuriates me. I will now kill God.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on December 18, 2020, 01:10:53 pm
if I was a theatergoer watching The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat (1896), i don't think I would duck out of the way or run out of the theater when the train approaches the camera. i would know that the train could not harm me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on December 18, 2020, 01:45:09 pm
it bothers me that "restroom" does not refer to the room that has a bed in it
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Post by: A Meat on December 19, 2020, 03:58:25 am
The mons pubis, or "pube hill"
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 19, 2020, 04:15:40 am
Is 1842's "Dead Souls" the "Dark Souls" or the "Demon's Souls" of Nikolai Gogol's work?

edit:
He intensified his relationship with a starets or spiritual elder, Matvey Konstantinovsky, whom he had known for several years. Konstantinovsky seems to have strengthened in Gogol the fear of perdition (damnation) by insisting on the sinfulness of all his imaginative work. Exaggerated ascetic practices undermined his health and he fell into a state of deep depression. On the night of 24 February 1852 he burned some of his manuscripts, which contained most of the second part of Dead Souls. He explained this as a mistake, a practical joke played on him by the Devil.[citation needed] Soon thereafter, he took to bed, refused all food, and died in great pain nine days later.
(https://i.redd.it/nv4tmyei98g51.jpg)
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 19, 2020, 10:12:56 am
Weird we have to warn children about the internet like its a djinn or demon in old fairytales. "Don't use your true name child or they could hold power over you."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 19, 2020, 10:27:17 am
Weird we have to warn children about the internet like its a djinn or demon in old fairytales. "Don't use your true name child or they could hold power over you."
Dr. Buttplug, December 19, 2020, 10:12:56 am
Max and Moritz is the story of two young boys who didn't use a VPN for their internet misdeeds
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 19, 2020, 11:10:54 am
Weird we have to warn children about the internet like its a djinn or demon in old fairytales. "Don't use your true name child or they could hold power over you."
Dr. Buttplug, December 19, 2020, 10:12:56 am
Ali Cumlord and the 420 Thieves
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 19, 2020, 12:51:20 pm
Doing a tarot reading but pulling random fighting game characters out of a list and flipping a coin to see if they're reversed

Imagine getting a reversed E. Honda, upright Potempkin and reversed Zelda, much deeper symbolism than what 22 measly cards can give you

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 20, 2020, 10:25:23 pm
I'm on the snowpiercer "back-of-train" diet
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Post by: Wrought on December 21, 2020, 12:16:07 pm
Poe's law states that if someone is too stupid to recognize a joke they will reference Poe's law
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Post by: A Meat on December 21, 2020, 12:56:10 pm
First Name: Getting all up in your
Last Name: Face
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 21, 2020, 09:28:34 pm
Rushing NPR
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Post by: RoeCocoa on December 21, 2020, 11:31:37 pm
if I was a theatergoer watching The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat (1896), i don't think I would duck out of the way or run out of the theater when the train approaches the camera. i would know that the train could not harm me
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, December 18, 2020, 01:10:53 pm

When I used to go to theaters, there were always teenagers who would react VERY HARD to whatever was onscreen, and I think those teenagers have literally always existed. I think in the Gay '90s, those teenagers would fling themselves into each other's laps at the sight of the train, and I think contemporary pundits thought they were reacting in sincere fright.
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Post by: Great Joe on December 22, 2020, 01:01:02 pm
If your recipe ends with "add a thing in a nonspecific amount that's not in the ingredients", fuck you. >:(
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 22, 2020, 10:51:54 pm
in the song Bobby Brown goes down, frank zappa's character gets his dick and balls put in a vice by a presumably butch woman called Freddie. this happens before he sorta drifts along into S&M with a friend. Are you sure about the timeframe of your fetish my dude
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Post by: auaurorau on December 23, 2020, 12:56:41 am
declaration of christmas piss
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Post by: Cheapskate on December 23, 2020, 07:11:31 am
The insidious thing about inspiration porn is that it eventually desensitizes you to normal inspiration. It gets to where you can’t get satisfaction from the Olympics or O clip or the achievements of your children any more: you get hooked on the niche inspirations. (This usually ends in donations to longshot political campaigns.)
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 23, 2020, 11:02:32 am
my homies hate the arian controversy all my homies reject the arianist doctrine
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 23, 2020, 03:06:26 pm
look if your favorite warhammer fantasy faction isnt the tomb kings this date isnt gonna work out
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 23, 2020, 03:12:02 pm
my homies hate the arian controversy all my homies reject the arianist doctrine
chai tea latte, December 23, 2020, 11:02:32 am

Love to completely wreck constantinople and kill thousands of people alongside my homies because the supporters of the other chariot team think that jesus christ is not consubstantial with God the Father

This is pretty much something people believed, history owns
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 23, 2020, 09:31:31 pm
I’m going to anime Starbucks to make a fate:grande order, gonna get a gokucinno
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Post by: auaurorau on December 24, 2020, 01:43:41 am
suddenly wondering if that downfall video meme format from yeeeears ago was neonazis infiltrating 15?-year-old me's brain space
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 24, 2020, 05:35:12 am
almost all the letters in the english alphabet can be used as a word by themselves
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 24, 2020, 10:37:10 pm
I'm making a bunch of sick burns on White Guys as you slowly realise they only apply to peewee herman
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on December 25, 2020, 05:24:31 am
rip to all the bad kids who didn't get socks o7
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 25, 2020, 05:30:13 am
Fetish protip: You can imagine any porno to be an incest porno if you think the actors were cast due to nepotism rather than merit.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on December 25, 2020, 12:53:15 pm
Studio Ghibli style : Japan :: Thomas Kinkade : New England
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Post by: A Meat on December 25, 2020, 05:17:27 pm
What if they made a live action Kirby movie like they did the Sonic movie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 26, 2020, 12:25:46 am
Nerds say cosplay instead of costume because "tume" reminds them of where ghosts live
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 26, 2020, 03:08:46 am
New League of Legends champion idea: A sniper hard carry with afro puffs
Name: Lady of Range
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Post by: auaurorau on December 26, 2020, 11:10:28 am
acting like an adult is for children
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 26, 2020, 02:13:40 pm
When the doom band plays a sabbath riff [disapproving reaction image]
When the doom band plays a riff from the b side of my war [happy reaction image]
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Post by: auaurorau on December 27, 2020, 04:48:45 am
to destroy the global crosscultural fear of the semicolon; we ought to use it more often without further consideration
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Post by: Mix on December 27, 2020, 12:36:28 pm
foot fetishists who misunderstand the meaning/focus of the ongoing 'drip' meme
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on December 27, 2020, 03:59:33 pm
What if we stopped saying "son of a gun" and replaced it with "son of a cum"?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 27, 2020, 04:02:46 pm
What if we stopped saying "son of a gun" and replaced it with "son of a cum"?
Mr. Hunky Academia, December 27, 2020, 03:59:33 pm
That Vaselines song would be a lot funnier and their name would make more sense
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 28, 2020, 10:42:47 am
QTPOCGTOW
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 28, 2020, 07:31:36 pm
God gave me two kidneys so I could sell one and get a westone rail
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 28, 2020, 08:20:57 pm
I want to start some kind of organisation with the initials YYKK so I can call it Y2K2.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 28, 2020, 08:34:16 pm
I’m an intolerable cyberpunk purist but only about how nobody aside from Gibson puts in the weird space rastas
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 28, 2020, 08:39:31 pm
Remember how in 2016 people said the trump era would lead to incredible punk rock and powerful resistance culture from the art world? AHahahahahaha fuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 28, 2020, 08:49:18 pm
More movies should feature poisoned protagonist with 24 hours to live
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 28, 2020, 08:55:30 pm
More movies should feature poisoned protagonist with 24 hours to live
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, December 28, 2020, 08:49:18 pm
you can do this by simply drinking poison at the movie theatre.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 28, 2020, 08:59:10 pm
More movies should feature poisoned protagonist with 24 hours to live
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, December 28, 2020, 08:49:18 pm
you can do this by simply drinking poison at the movie theatre.
chai tea latte, December 28, 2020, 08:55:30 pm
Now I wish theatres near me were open
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 28, 2020, 11:47:07 pm
Thanks to the internet, yummy is a heinous word
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 29, 2020, 03:52:32 am
The words "down" and "low" kinda refer to the same thing, but "low down" and "down low" don't.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on December 29, 2020, 05:25:50 am
my high school finnish teacher follows me on twitter and some day i'm gonna like anime titties onto his timeline, beaming them right into his 70-year-old theatergoer's eyes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on December 29, 2020, 05:38:16 am
Remember how in 2016 people said the trump era would lead to incredible punk rock and powerful resistance culture from the art world? AHahahahahaha fuck
GirlKisser420, December 28, 2020, 08:39:31 pm

A couple weeks ago, I was running low on new stuff to read so I went backwards on my usual meme pages until I got back to 2016 and had the realization that people from 2016 were dumb as shit. Fuck those people.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 30, 2020, 08:44:01 am
can't one of those asshole LED mechanical keyboard companies make one that's a space-cadet keyboard?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 30, 2020, 10:31:15 am
Like the pinball game that came packaged with Windows?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 30, 2020, 01:34:58 pm
Like the pinball game that came packaged with Windows?
Guy Ferrari, December 30, 2020, 10:31:15 am
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Space-cadet.jpg/1920px-Space-cadet.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on December 31, 2020, 05:40:14 am
The Year, Anew
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 31, 2020, 09:43:51 am
I was bored at work and put all my details into a mortgage calculator and it turns out I would have to literally double my income to afford repayments on a one bedroom flat in my area, so all this saving I've been doing is for nothing?

On the other hand, I have subsequently discovered that there are multiple second hand Porsches within walking distance I could go and buy, finance free, right now.

Any advice?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 31, 2020, 10:16:30 am
I was bored at work and put all my details into a mortgage calculator and it turns out I would have to literally double my income to afford repayments on a one bedroom flat in my area, so all this saving I've been doing is for nothing?

On the other hand, I have subsequently discovered that there are multiple second hand Porsches within walking distance I could go and buy, finance free, right now.

Any advice?
bir tawil, December 31, 2020, 09:43:51 am
buy an AK 47 and a used Porsche
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on December 31, 2020, 10:44:30 am
I was bored at work and put all my details into a mortgage calculator and it turns out I would have to literally double my income to afford repayments on a one bedroom flat in my area, so all this saving I've been doing is for nothing?

On the other hand, I have subsequently discovered that there are multiple second hand Porsches within walking distance I could go and buy, finance free, right now.

Any advice?
bir tawil, December 31, 2020, 09:43:51 am

Eat the rich.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 31, 2020, 10:09:52 pm
when I left home for NYE, I had in my bag slightly gourmet chips, a bottle of mead, a copy of the Three Body Problem and a still shrink-wrapped box of condoms. This is the energy I will bring to 2021
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 31, 2020, 10:59:30 pm
I'm gay
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 31, 2020, 11:12:21 pm
I'm gay
chai tea latte, December 31, 2020, 10:59:30 pm

WHAT
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 31, 2020, 11:39:47 pm
Fuck technology, fuck it so much
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on January 01, 2021, 02:29:20 am
I'm gay
chai tea latte, December 31, 2020, 10:59:30 pm

shit champ we got something in common
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Oats on January 01, 2021, 10:45:30 am
Fuck technology, fuck it so much
Guy Ferrari, December 31, 2020, 11:39:47 pm

I think I may know a podcast with episodes about how you can go about this
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on January 01, 2021, 01:39:45 pm
was thinking about how i don't watch movies but still have names of all of these steven spielbergs and m night shyamalans taking space in my head, then realized i can't name a single female director. huh.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Puppy Time on January 02, 2021, 09:59:55 pm
The Year, Anew
auaurorau, December 31, 2020, 05:40:14 am

Anew Domini
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 02, 2021, 10:06:01 pm
Never had to think about the concept of "common knowledge" so hard in my life damn
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on January 03, 2021, 04:08:08 am
thinking about how more of an exciting life i would've led if i liked anime openly instead of secretly in secondary school. i could be a furry dunking on centrists on twitter right now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 03, 2021, 03:49:53 pm
can't wait for the new mbmbam theme song
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 03, 2021, 03:52:39 pm
can't wait for the new mbmbam theme song
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, January 03, 2021, 03:49:53 pm
Just bring back UGK
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 03, 2021, 07:08:27 pm
this whole bean dad shit is just a temporary release of the internets pent up psycho desire to Cancel travis mcelroy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on January 04, 2021, 12:21:50 am
Fourteen gamer words
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 04, 2021, 02:26:13 am
Fourteen gamer words
Frank West, January 04, 2021, 12:21:50 am
I keep opening install operations so i can click the cancel button as much as possible, why aren't you gone yet? Could it be my powers have been exaggerated?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 04, 2021, 05:36:46 am
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kinda sad
Gave daughter the can opener
Now they call me the bean dad
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on January 04, 2021, 04:37:00 pm
i feel like there should be more birds
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 04, 2021, 06:45:30 pm
Worshippers of CubeGod get real mad when you mention the other platonic solids
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on January 05, 2021, 03:59:03 am
for my whole life i've been cracking eggs on the side of the bowl and getting egg everywhere because that's how my mom did it (minus the getting egg everywhere part), and it took me 26 years to hear anyone suggest i "just use the table"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on January 05, 2021, 04:37:31 am
Worshippers of CubeGod get real mad when you mention the other platonic solids
GirlKisser420, January 04, 2021, 06:45:30 pm
We must eliminate the dreaded cone.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on January 05, 2021, 04:38:51 am
this whole bean dad shit is just a temporary release of the internets pent up psycho desire to Cancel travis mcelroy
GirlKisser420, January 03, 2021, 07:08:27 pm

I was way into Tumblr, including McElroy fan stuff, when The Adventure Zone blew up, and there is absolutely a contingent of people who fucking hate Travis McElroy. (to head off some potential arguments, not me)
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 05, 2021, 01:19:42 pm
(me seeing an anti-materiel rifle in the armory of my star fort vacation home/paramilitary compound)
big whoop. most guns work on materials.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on January 05, 2021, 04:59:57 pm
😍
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal.

😠
IF YOU REFUSE ME
HONEY YOU'LL LOSE ME!
THEN YOU'LL BE LEFT ALONE!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 05, 2021, 08:09:27 pm
Thinking about the ramifications of Marquis de Sade having a pirated copy of Poser and a deviant art account
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 05, 2021, 11:05:45 pm
Another day, another sex-bot follower on Twitter.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bunnybread on January 06, 2021, 03:04:07 pm
Why aren't these Psycho-Trumpies getting shot, teargassed, etc. right now? 

You know, maybe they shouldn't be getting off lighter than brown folks walking down the fucking street?



EDIT:  Sorry.  Didn't know a better spot to put this.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 06, 2021, 05:52:20 pm
Why aren't these Psycho-Trumpies getting shot, teargassed, etc. right now? 

You know, maybe they shouldn't be getting off lighter than brown folks walking down the fucking street?
Bunnybread, January 06, 2021, 03:04:07 pm
(https://i.imgflip.com/43gv7a.jpg)

Also because this:
https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1346931235176783873
and this:
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1346920198461419520
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 06, 2021, 09:16:03 pm
I listened to anarchy burger by the vandals when I was a kid and I was like "yeah, it is fucked up that I can't walk into a deli and start urinating on the cheese"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on January 07, 2021, 03:12:06 am
it's fricked up how much scholarly knowledge humanity has, but barely any of it (or even the means to find it) get filtered down to laypeople
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 08, 2021, 04:25:47 am
What if we are all our own whack crystal prisons?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 08, 2021, 10:42:40 am
Someone with access to a carillon, please record a cover of Carry On Wayward Son
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on January 08, 2021, 01:46:58 pm
Can’t spell ”electrocute” without ”cute” 😘😘😘
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 08, 2021, 06:41:33 pm
Ceremony really hit one out of the park with M.C.D.F.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on January 09, 2021, 03:18:20 am
The new F Plus episode has me thinking: are allegedly-straight dudes egging each other on over the Internet to masturbate to anime girls engaging in MSM/down-low-type behavior? Are they the left side of a spectrum that has the Cockrub Warriors on the right side?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 09, 2021, 05:35:52 am
Played Stardew Valley for 15 hours straight and I can feel time
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 09, 2021, 09:31:10 am
I'm permabanned president antifastomper45
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 10, 2021, 02:16:00 am
Thinkin' about Shingy...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on January 10, 2021, 07:50:02 am
Thinkin' about Shingy...
Shell Game, January 10, 2021, 02:16:00 am
careful, that's how he maintains his power.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 10, 2021, 03:48:05 pm
Thinkin' about Shingy...
Shell Game, January 10, 2021, 02:16:00 am
careful, that's how he maintains his power.
Turtle, January 10, 2021, 07:50:02 am
well maybe i just wanna be part of something bigger by boosting an inane nobody.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on January 10, 2021, 04:37:28 pm
Thinking of starting an absolutely fucking dog shit podcast with my siblings and my dad where we talk about how funny modern family is and calling it modern family family
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 10, 2021, 05:03:46 pm
Thinking of starting an absolutely fucking dog shit podcast with my siblings and my dad where we talk about how funny modern family is and calling it modern family family
Wrought, January 10, 2021, 04:37:28 pm
postmodern family unit
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 10, 2021, 05:50:15 pm
dinotaur
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 10, 2021, 06:33:58 pm
All cats are Muslim. Small dogs are Catholics and large dogs are Protestants.
chai tea latte, February 26, 2019, 11:26:24 am
all snakes are Wahabbists.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 10, 2021, 07:42:26 pm
Oh, runaway jim
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on January 10, 2021, 09:00:45 pm
All cats are Muslim.
chai tea latte, February 26, 2019, 11:26:24 am

Crap, is this why my cat sits on my bathmat at specific times of day? Is she praying?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Puppy Time on January 10, 2021, 10:23:14 pm
Y'all show me a cat that'll refuse bacon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 10, 2021, 10:29:23 pm
hi, welcome to catboy arby's
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on January 11, 2021, 06:49:22 am
lord help me i wanna do stupid shit again
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 11, 2021, 08:06:36 am
A whole Neil Hamburger set of him reciting the lyrics to LCD Soundsystem's Losing my Edge.
Spooks, November 27, 2020, 03:04:23 pm

same but dubbing over every Tom Hardy Bane line in the dark knight rises
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on January 11, 2021, 11:23:33 am
For lunch, I'm having leftover Dominos pasta, with cracked black pepper and Maldon salt.

I fear my prioirities might be misplaced.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 11, 2021, 11:54:47 am
For lunch, I'm having leftover Dominos pasta, with cracked black pepper and Maldon salt.

I fear my prioirities might be misplaced.
Lemon, January 11, 2021, 11:23:33 am
did you get the mango habanero wings
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 11, 2021, 04:36:11 pm
A soul is just another piece of intellectual property
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 11, 2021, 04:55:46 pm
SOULCALIBUR ANNOUNCER VOICE:


A soul is just another piece of intellectual property
A Meat, January 11, 2021, 04:36:11 pm
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 12, 2021, 03:16:32 am
I’ve started an Industrial/Chap Hop persona called Gent Reznor. The music is the worst imaginable
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 12, 2021, 03:18:43 am
There’s this sort of cliche idea of being the only person who finds your own jokes funny. I’m not even sure I pass that bar
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on January 12, 2021, 05:01:13 am
if tolkien was alive he'd be a prolific poster on r/conlang
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 12, 2021, 07:40:43 am
Jackoff of all trades, masturbator of none
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 12, 2021, 04:55:20 pm
"This machine kills fascists" sticker on the world's shittiest peavey vypyr
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on January 12, 2021, 07:50:29 pm
Somehow comforting to see that, no matter how crazy everything else is getting, some things remain as constant as the sun.
(https://i.imgur.com/DkBbpwW.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 12, 2021, 11:48:21 pm
the only good dancing is the sudden dork gestures to the rythym done in music videos by male musicians that cant dance or act
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on January 12, 2021, 11:51:46 pm
the only good dancing is the sudden dork gestures to the rythym done in music videos by male musicians that cant dance or act
GirlKisser420, January 12, 2021, 11:48:21 pm
incorrect.

Russian leg squat kicks.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 13, 2021, 02:16:10 am
The knights of cum:
Sir Cum Stance
Sir Cum Vent
Sir Cum Size
Sir Cum Scribe
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on January 13, 2021, 02:28:30 am
The knights of cum:
Sir Cum StanceA Meat, January 13, 2021, 02:16:10 am
"Hey, babe, wanna come back to my place and see my cum stance?"

Sir Cum Vent
Posts on Reddit a lot about how unsatisfactory his ejaculation is, and how this is somehow women's fault, despite never having ejaculated in the same room as an actual woman

Sir Cum Size
Takes a lot of supplements; posts on the same subreddits as Vent, but seems to be having a much better time

Sir Cum Scribe
Edits Wikipedia extensively and writes very long community posts about how IMAGE:me_naked_in_shame_cube.jpg is extremely important to the site's educational objectives
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 13, 2021, 06:35:06 am
Another  day, another visit to the deviantart taur-community
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 13, 2021, 06:32:40 pm
I'm a mage who specializes in mundane magic. You can access secrets of the universe by reaching across the veil with your arcane magic? Well I can peel a potato in seconds and find where I put my keys
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Puppy Time on January 14, 2021, 12:57:14 am
The knights of cum:
Sir Cum StanceA Meat, January 13, 2021, 02:16:10 am
"Hey, babe, wanna come back to my place and see my cum stance?"

Sir Cum Vent
Posts on Reddit a lot about how unsatisfactory his ejaculation is, and how this is somehow women's fault, despite never having ejaculated in the same room as an actual woman

Sir Cum Size
Takes a lot of supplements; posts on the same subreddits as Vent, but seems to be having a much better time

Sir Cum Scribe
Edits Wikipedia extensively and writes very long community posts about how IMAGE:me_naked_in_shame_cube.jpg is extremely important to the site's educational objectives
Antivehicular, January 13, 2021, 02:28:30 am

Disappointed the word "hyper" was not used in any of these.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 14, 2021, 02:46:12 am
Your favourite movie but the main character Naruto-runs everywhere.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 14, 2021, 10:00:35 am
Personally, I would put a "this machine kills fascists" sticker on a machine that kills fascists and try to act matter-of-fact and not too funny about it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 14, 2021, 03:14:09 pm
Vincent Van Gogh was a colossal but passionate fuck up, and I respect that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 14, 2021, 04:28:35 pm
All roads lead to Rome and all roams lead to Rhodes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 15, 2021, 06:45:01 am
If you like Christianity so much keep in mind the stairway to Heaven doesn't have a wheelchair ramp. Yikes!  Can I get a signal boost? Oh, and can we please talk about Hell? Only a fire entrance. Absolutely no fire exits. I can't with this mood and I'm not here for it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 15, 2021, 10:27:38 am
What do a Baby Girl in a long-distance relationship getting to visit her Daddy at long last and cinnamon have in common?

A little goes a long way.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Puppy Time on January 15, 2021, 05:11:31 pm
If you like Christianity so much keep in mind the stairway to Heaven doesn't have a wheelchair ramp. Yikes!  Can I get a signal boost? Oh, and can we please talk about Hell? Only a fire entrance. Absolutely no fire exits. I can't with this mood and I'm not here for it.
Spooks, January 15, 2021, 06:45:01 am

At least according to a Catholic funeral I went to for a wheelchair user, they wouldn't need it because the body is made perfect.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 16, 2021, 05:01:58 am
Philosophy is bullshit!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 17, 2021, 01:13:58 am
Laddy Donglegs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 17, 2021, 08:32:13 am
Ballp.it occupies a liminal space in the fabric of the internet, people who would have otherwise fallen in the deep end get trapped here, so we built a community where we feed on scraps we can salvage from the abyss
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on January 17, 2021, 10:09:36 am
I tried Olive Garden for the first time in my life last week. I had low expectations and was still disappointed.

WHO THE FUCK PUTS ASPARAGUS AND TOMATO IN SHRIMP SCAMPI? A POO-FOR-BRAINS, THAT'S WHO!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 17, 2021, 12:02:34 pm
cats aren't stupid, they just don't understand consequence
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on January 17, 2021, 10:57:54 pm
While I do miss going to other people's houses, at least nobody is asking me to play Settlers of Catan.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on January 18, 2021, 02:00:44 am
Why is my neighbor always loud specifically when I want to go to bed? Is she always this loud and I just don't notice?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 18, 2021, 07:20:59 am
New year new me, now instead of saying "Fuck a duck!" I say "Criminy crackers!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 18, 2021, 05:43:45 pm
Craaaaabby beret
Scuttlin' round the second hand store
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on January 18, 2021, 11:34:42 pm
I want to get a new job but I also hate job searching and just want to curl up in bed and ignore it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 19, 2021, 01:24:22 am
C'mon Canada, it's not CAN'Tada. (This is not about anything specific.)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 19, 2021, 06:20:43 am
(Cowboys singing to the tune of Backstreet Boys I want it that way)
They we-ent that-a-ways
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 19, 2021, 09:36:12 am
Ballp.it occupies a liminal space in the fabric of the internet, people who would have otherwise fallen in the deep end get trapped here, so we built a community where we feed on scraps we can salvage from the abyss
A Meat, January 17, 2021, 08:32:13 am
Man, Planescape was such a good setting.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 19, 2021, 10:51:30 am
When you think about it, minesweeper is a game about moral decisions...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on January 19, 2021, 01:20:43 pm
it's that time of the year when i start sleeping with cotton gloves on
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 19, 2021, 02:58:40 pm
If horny jail were real, and you were arrested by the anti-horny cops wearing anti-arousal (also HAZMAT) uniforms and placed in the cell of sexless boredom, it wouldn't be fourty eight hours between its creation and the creation of a twitter account about how people are horny for the whole concept. The internet is poison.
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 19, 2021, 05:28:13 pm
If horny jail were real, and you were arrested by the anti-horny cops wearing anti-arousal (also HAZMAT) uniforms and placed in the cell of sexless boredom, it wouldn't be fourty eight hours between its creation and the creation of a twitter account about how people are horny for the whole concept. The internet is poison.
Dr. Buttplug, January 19, 2021, 02:58:40 pm
wanna fuck the sexless prison cell
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Post by: Antivehicular on January 19, 2021, 06:00:56 pm
SHAME CUBE
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 19, 2021, 06:19:04 pm
If horny jail were real, and you were arrested by the anti-horny cops wearing anti-arousal (also HAZMAT) uniforms and placed in the cell of sexless boredom, it wouldn't be fourty eight hours between its creation and the creation of a twitter account about how people are horny for the whole concept. The internet is poison.
Dr. Buttplug, January 19, 2021, 02:58:40 pm

The Chastity Dudes win again
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Post by: Antivehicular on January 19, 2021, 07:07:58 pm
A molecular-biology-themed hip-hop act called Run the Gels

They're feuding with the PCP (Polymerase Chain Posse)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 20, 2021, 04:49:49 pm
Here are the terms to my surrender:
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 20, 2021, 05:24:02 pm
O Lord, what foods these morsels be
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 21, 2021, 12:52:21 am
Vtubers arent for me but I'll admit theres something very primal about anime girls swearing
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 21, 2021, 07:48:57 am
Keikaku means plan. Plan means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on January 21, 2021, 05:18:44 pm
Amanda Palmer and Lil Nas X bear the exact opposite energies in my mind and I cannot and will not cope with it
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 21, 2021, 05:47:24 pm
They're both musicians so I'd like them to shut up
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Post by: auaurorau on January 23, 2021, 08:24:58 am
The Norse bring their resources to mobile drop sites, known as Ox Carts.
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Post by: sambair on January 23, 2021, 03:43:37 pm
J/O J/O's Bizarre Adventure
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 23, 2021, 05:03:59 pm
People say neural nets are still a far cry from human intelligence but the way I chat online is I just look at the last five messages in the text channel without any memory of what came before or any other context and then my brain does brute force combinatorics to create a passable joke before going back into standby mode.
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 23, 2021, 05:10:35 pm
There is a Mario enemy kalled Kinklink
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 23, 2021, 06:29:32 pm
People say neural nets are still a far cry from human intelligence but the way I chat online is I just look at the last five messages in the text channel without any memory of what came before or any other context and then my brain does brute force combinatorics to create a passable joke before going back into standby mode.
Spooks, January 23, 2021, 05:03:59 pm
lmao
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Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on January 23, 2021, 07:43:52 pm
This podcast is singlehandedly responsible for introducing me to some of my favorite bands.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 24, 2021, 01:44:12 am
Brains are just a really shitty watermelon
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 24, 2021, 02:34:43 am
This Winter, you'll believe this cat could use a CPAP once more
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Post by: A Meat on January 24, 2021, 02:43:35 am
what if I was horny online as a joke? the joke being that I'm not actually horny, just sad and lonely
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 24, 2021, 03:30:34 am
Do you think we could convince Elon Musk the best carbon reduction program is for him to stop breathing entirely?
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Post by: Lemon on January 24, 2021, 09:57:38 am
Monterrey Jack is a very aggressive name for such a bland cheese.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 24, 2021, 02:45:05 pm
came to the conclusion that everything is cringe, except for the things i like, which are objectively good
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 24, 2021, 05:33:37 pm
"Getting Off on the Right Foot" - a foot fetish meet cute
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 24, 2021, 06:32:40 pm
"Getting Off on the Right Foot" - a foot fetish meet cute
Mr. Hunky Academia, January 24, 2021, 05:33:37 pm

What do you call it when Quentin Tarantino cheats on his wife?

Getting off on the wrong foot
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Post by: Tipsy Almond on January 24, 2021, 10:13:18 pm
Watching the news is like watching a more depressing version of The Muppets
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 25, 2021, 06:50:17 am
Well yeah I also have five haircuts at the same time, it's called "I cut my own hair in a pandemic"
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 25, 2021, 03:07:21 pm
tbqh he was kinda Orson Unwelles by the end
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 25, 2021, 08:33:30 pm
Pussy pogging handstand
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Post by: A Meat on January 25, 2021, 11:17:55 pm
Back to back and ass to ass mean the same thing
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Post by: Shell Game on January 25, 2021, 11:54:34 pm
Watching the news is like watching a more depressing version of The Muppets
Tipsy Almond, January 24, 2021, 10:13:18 pm
That's just Bugsnax.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 26, 2021, 12:52:30 pm
uh excuse me, it's actually Frankenstein's Monster Energy Drink
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Post by: auaurorau on January 27, 2021, 05:58:14 am
i can only imagine how much more into music i'd be if during elementary school i was instructed to play simple versions of songs i like instead of twinkle twinkle little star or some shit
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 27, 2021, 12:15:54 pm
Courts should bring back Jesters, I want to pay my speeding ticket and watch a fool juggle
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Post by: Shigan on January 27, 2021, 05:52:42 pm
I’m saving my bones to make stock
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 27, 2021, 08:45:33 pm
Hornicorn.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 28, 2021, 06:31:58 am
Any hole is a "glory" hole when you're dicksucking for America. o7
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Post by: A Meat on January 28, 2021, 08:16:41 am
pro and con shouldn't be considered opposites:
product vs. conduct
professor vs. confessor
profit vs. confit
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Post by: Great Joe on January 28, 2021, 12:21:40 pm
pro and con shouldn't be considered opposites:
product vs. conduct
professor vs. confessor
profit vs. confit
A Meat, January 28, 2021, 08:16:41 am
progress vs. congress :V
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 28, 2021, 02:39:56 pm
Any hole is a "glory" hole when you're dicksucking for America. o7
Spooks, January 28, 2021, 06:31:58 am
you're going to love the next Ephemera
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Post by: Shell Game on January 28, 2021, 05:23:48 pm
pro and con shouldn't be considered opposites:
product vs. conduct
professor vs. confessor
profit vs. confit
A Meat, January 28, 2021, 08:16:41 am
progress vs. congress :V
Great Joe, January 28, 2021, 12:21:40 pm
Joe just because there's apparently money in political cartoons doesn't mean you should pursue it
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 28, 2021, 06:39:29 pm
comedy should move towards using funny words
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Post by: Puppy Time on January 29, 2021, 01:11:52 pm
So weird redpill guys like to complain about The Left inventing a bunch of different genders, but isn't that basically what they're doing with alpha/beta/omega/sigma stuff?

Also I wonder whether any of them have been introduced to the Omegaverse.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 29, 2021, 01:18:59 pm
How come no sigma male owns "sigma dick off dot com"? I think Boots is at the top of the greek letter guy food chain, and yes, it is at the core of it a "type of guy" taxonomy that Girlkisser described 5 pages back.
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Post by: A Meat on January 29, 2021, 04:31:45 pm
just wait until they get to phi-males
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 29, 2021, 05:08:09 pm
just wait until they get to phi-males
A Meat, January 29, 2021, 04:31:45 pm

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9f/44/7f/9f447fada82f9f79737cd25c95b83708.gif)
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Post by: thelizzerd on January 29, 2021, 10:25:27 pm
me up here like: yes Im going to celebrate valentines day on saturday 1/30/2021 because I have other obligations for valentines day. My fucking heater breaks 1/29/2021 and now I have to wake up at 8am and deal with apartment maintenance. Fuck apartment maintenance and fuck shitty landlords who are too cheap to fix shit properly the first time it breaks.
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Post by: Great Joe on January 30, 2021, 07:33:18 am
Gamer Girl Blackwater
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Post by: Diploskull on January 30, 2021, 09:35:09 am
Once again I've joined a facebook group I thought was for jokes, but it's actually a straight-forward horny group instead.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 30, 2021, 01:49:39 pm
There's something about getting blasted with ads after doing research on a product that immediately makes me suspicious of its quality
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Post by: Puppy Time on January 30, 2021, 06:47:02 pm
Would people still think Achmed the Dead Terrorist was hi-larious if he had a MAGA hat, a confederate flag, and said "I'mma kill yew!" in a bad Southern accent?
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 30, 2021, 07:35:32 pm
https://twitter.com/FadedAfRuatha/status/1355690647450218496
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 30, 2021, 09:55:01 pm
Cats being unable to decide in or out, but the desire to be social
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Post by: auaurorau on January 31, 2021, 02:54:19 am
i love dumb shit. i am a dumb shit. ergo, i love myself.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 31, 2021, 08:52:00 am
if I were a vtuber I think I would just be a little bedsheet ghost. that would be cute :)
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Post by: Great Joe on February 01, 2021, 04:40:24 pm
Marie Kondominium
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 01, 2021, 07:51:31 pm
Getting real into exclamation marks recently!
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 01, 2021, 08:38:31 pm
Kafkamari Damacy
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Post by: auaurorau on February 01, 2021, 11:07:25 pm
cold. hiss
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Post by: Sovereign on February 02, 2021, 02:06:34 am
Go around the room and tell everyone one interesting faq about yourself
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 02, 2021, 06:02:07 am
Charcoal infused toothpaste was invented just to encourage goths to brush.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 02, 2021, 09:42:41 am
We must offer critical support to Degeneration X
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Post by: auaurorau on February 03, 2021, 05:47:46 am
weird to imagine we wouldn't be here today if it weren't for john centigrade's invention of the celsius
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 03, 2021, 04:36:27 pm
"Death rides a pale horse" boring, never gonna catch me like that

"Death drives a Celica" now I'm trembling
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Post by: A Meat on February 03, 2021, 04:58:13 pm
I've said it before and I'll say it again: polyamory seems like too much work
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 03, 2021, 05:20:17 pm
If you're the captain of a sinking ship but also a rat furry, what the fuck do you do?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 03, 2021, 05:23:01 pm
I've said it before and I'll say it again: polyamory seems like too much work
A Meat, February 03, 2021, 04:58:13 pm

As someone who's been a bystander for two such events, dear lord yes.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 03, 2021, 06:36:13 pm
If you're the captain of a sinking ship but also a rat furry, what the fuck do you do?
Spooks, February 03, 2021, 05:20:17 pm
you wear the captain's hat on top of your full fursuit and go down on the ship
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 03, 2021, 08:41:27 pm
I want to commission character art more. Artists need money, and I like to have art for my RPG characters that isn't just whatever I found on google image search or pinterest that closest-represents them.
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Post by: Puppy Time on February 03, 2021, 09:36:24 pm
That reminds me I really need to work on setting up commission info. If this week will stop trying to destroy me.
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Post by: Antivehicular on February 03, 2021, 09:52:52 pm
I also need to commission more art, but this has left me staring down the barrel of drawing a terrible MS Paint refsheet of the character in question.
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Post by: Puppy Time on February 04, 2021, 01:02:49 am
If it helps, working from shitty drawings is sometimes the most fun you can have as an artist.
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Post by: auaurorau on February 04, 2021, 03:40:12 am
i wanna think up a new username with real early 2000s energy
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 04, 2021, 05:29:44 am
i wanna think up a new username with real early 2000s energy
auaurorau, February 04, 2021, 03:40:12 am

I know how you feel
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Post by: A Meat on February 04, 2021, 08:41:38 am
If I were God I would have forsaken mankind ages ago
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 04, 2021, 11:17:25 am
If i were God i could do a 720 heelflip
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Post by: Shigan on February 04, 2021, 11:23:22 am
Dilbert and his son, Dilboruto,
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Post by: A Meat on February 04, 2021, 03:56:01 pm
1000°C unstoppable force vs. -100°C immovable object
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 04, 2021, 04:24:06 pm
I’m making a Hamilton but about the Roman republic. So far I’ve written “Gracch’ rules every thing around me Gream, get the senate, Sulla Sulla will y’all”
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 04, 2021, 05:59:38 pm
Had to take a break from reading God Emperor of Dune because I started imagining Leto II with a Sebastian Gorka voice and it got too distracting.
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Post by: Puppy Time on February 04, 2021, 09:25:05 pm
Dilbert and his son, Dilboruto,
Shigan, February 04, 2021, 11:23:22 am

Borubert, surely?

e:

Bilbert Baggins
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 04, 2021, 10:07:37 pm
A dastardly duo named Piss and Vinegar.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 04, 2021, 10:13:52 pm
Venus of Arduino
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 05, 2021, 03:35:17 pm
2 Be Or Not 2 Be: Tokyo Drift
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 05, 2021, 03:36:33 pm
To drive: perchance to drift: ay, there's the rub;
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 05, 2021, 04:03:30 pm
How the fuck do my parents turn a 4.5 hour drive into 8 hours?
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Post by: Antivehicular on February 05, 2021, 04:31:07 pm
How the fuck do my parents turn a 4.5 hour drive into 8 hours?
thelizzerd, February 05, 2021, 04:03:30 pm

Lots of rest stops?

I was once on a road trip where a friend offered to take (another friend's) Adderall and drive the entire time. It was nice not taking shifts, but the dry mouth meant he was constantly drinking water and pulling over every hour or so for pee breaks/more water, so we didn't make particularly good time.
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Post by: A Meat on February 05, 2021, 05:31:15 pm
Is the Garden of Eden built like a paradise garden? are there walls around it? are the four rivers arranged like in a charbagh?

I'm not religious but I want to know how to make a garden as good as that one
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Post by: Puppy Time on February 05, 2021, 08:49:16 pm
Is the Garden of Eden built like a paradise garden? are there walls around it? are the four rivers arranged like in a charbagh?

I'm not religious but I want to know how to make a garden as good as that one
A Meat, February 05, 2021, 05:31:15 pm

I think first you have to get rid of death
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Post by: auaurorau on February 06, 2021, 03:12:31 am
every time i think of a new username i google it and there's already twitter account with that name retweeting hentai. and i'm like "darn...i cannot possibly inconvenience this pure soul..."
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 06, 2021, 02:53:39 pm
If you have relationship problems, moving to a polyamorous situation is like dumping gasoline on the fire
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Post by: auaurorau on February 06, 2021, 11:16:44 pm
perpetually itchy
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 07, 2021, 02:28:15 am
Oh hi Djoser, it's me your step-pyramid.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 07, 2021, 07:10:14 am
Please buy my book, it's the 'Silk Road' for men going their own way.
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Post by: Puppy Time on February 07, 2021, 11:08:02 am
If you have relationship problems, moving to a polyamorous situation is like dumping gasoline on the fire
Guy Ferrari, February 06, 2021, 02:53:39 pm

Polyamory is going from problems with one relationship to problems with multiple relationships, and also those relationships' problems with each other and that is the surest sign to me that people who continue to practice it over decades are actually oriented toward multiple relationships because I can imagine no other reason to put oneself through that torture.
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Post by: Shell Game on February 07, 2021, 01:35:25 pm
If you have relationship problems, moving to a polyamorous situation is like dumping gasoline on the fire
Guy Ferrari, February 06, 2021, 02:53:39 pm

Polyamory is going from problems with one relationship to problems with multiple relationships, and also those relationships' problems with each other and that is the surest sign to me that people who continue to practice it over decades are actually oriented toward multiple relationships because I can imagine no other reason to put oneself through that torture.
Puppy Time, February 07, 2021, 11:08:02 am
emotional immaturity
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Post by: Shell Game on February 07, 2021, 01:35:41 pm
*notices ur bladder* owo what's this?!
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 07, 2021, 01:47:39 pm
Polyarmory sounds pretty cool, I wanna see what weapons they got
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Post by: Puppy Time on February 07, 2021, 02:02:19 pm
If you have relationship problems, moving to a polyamorous situation is like dumping gasoline on the fire
Guy Ferrari, February 06, 2021, 02:53:39 pm

Polyamory is going from problems with one relationship to problems with multiple relationships, and also those relationships' problems with each other and that is the surest sign to me that people who continue to practice it over decades are actually oriented toward multiple relationships because I can imagine no other reason to put oneself through that torture.
Puppy Time, February 07, 2021, 11:08:02 am
emotional immaturity
Shell Game, February 07, 2021, 01:35:25 pm

I mean you can be emotionally immature and still go, "Fuck that, I'm not bothering with more than one!"
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Post by: Shell Game on February 07, 2021, 02:04:10 pm
If you have relationship problems, moving to a polyamorous situation is like dumping gasoline on the fire
Guy Ferrari, February 06, 2021, 02:53:39 pm

Polyamory is going from problems with one relationship to problems with multiple relationships, and also those relationships' problems with each other and that is the surest sign to me that people who continue to practice it over decades are actually oriented toward multiple relationships because I can imagine no other reason to put oneself through that torture.
Puppy Time, February 07, 2021, 11:08:02 am
emotional immaturity
Shell Game, February 07, 2021, 01:35:25 pm

I mean you can be emotionally immature and still go, "Fuck that, I'm not bothering with more than one!"
Puppy Time, February 07, 2021, 02:02:19 pm
Sure. Life's a rich tapestry of making dumb decisions.
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Post by: A Meat on February 07, 2021, 03:11:47 pm
The lockdown is a difficult period for many kinds of people but I'd like to put a spotlight on those who have been hit the hardest: people who exclusively jerk off at work
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 07, 2021, 04:15:23 pm
Games like Factorio, Shapez, Satisfactory, and Dyson Sphere Project should be called conveyor belt spaghetti games
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 07, 2021, 08:09:27 pm
I explained what a podcast is to my mom today. Was surprised she had never heard of the concept of a podcast before.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 07, 2021, 08:22:15 pm
Just thinking about all those early humans who came to the river to drink, swallowed it wrong and choked to death.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 07, 2021, 08:50:35 pm
teehehee "vanish me poopums"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 08, 2021, 02:25:47 am
How much do eyeballs grow. How do eyeballs grow
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 08, 2021, 07:11:31 am
How much do eyeballs grow. How do eyeballs grow
GirlKisser420, February 08, 2021, 02:25:47 am

I saw it with progressively increasing clarity on the news this mroing
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Post by: Turtle on February 08, 2021, 08:10:13 am
thinking about the word "anymore" and how anymore people just use it in wild ass ways, just dropping it into the middle of a sentence like it belongs there.
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Post by: Shell Game on February 08, 2021, 10:08:52 am
thinking about the word "anymore" and how anymore people just use it in wild ass ways, just dropping it into the middle of a sentence like it belongs there.
Turtle, February 08, 2021, 08:10:13 am
quoth the tuttle, "anymore!"
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Post by: auaurorau on February 08, 2021, 10:36:40 am
the boring part about "learn to crawl before you run" is that no one wants to crawl
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 08, 2021, 09:31:30 pm
Renowned mystery author Lawrence Block looks like Dr. Phil. Pretty funny if you ask me: (https://indiesunlimited.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Lawrence-Block.jpg)
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 09, 2021, 01:48:49 am
Renowned mystery author Lawrence Block looks like Dr. Phil. Pretty funny if you ask me: (https://indiesunlimited.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Lawrence-Block.jpg)
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, February 08, 2021, 09:31:30 pm

He looks like Dr. Phil's shady younger brother who he doesn't like to talk about.
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Post by: A Meat on February 09, 2021, 03:45:22 am
If the sphinx was built nowadays it would be a dragon
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Post by: auaurorau on February 10, 2021, 03:50:32 am
hate it when lecturers turn off reactions on zoom so i can't send them the clap emoji whenever i want
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Post by: A Meat on February 10, 2021, 06:44:08 am
ASMR but put through a fuzzbox and a wahwah pedal
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 11, 2021, 02:29:09 am
Bizarro super man has to be gay because regular superman has a girlfriend
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Post by: Cheapskate on February 11, 2021, 08:04:15 am
Renowned mystery author Lawrence Block looks like Dr. Phil. Pretty funny if you ask me: (https://indiesunlimited.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Lawrence-Block.jpg)
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, February 08, 2021, 09:31:30 pm

I’m Dr. Phil. Therapist. Dreamweaver.
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Post by: A Meat on February 11, 2021, 02:03:59 pm
Hey, I just met you, and this is Crazy, so here's his number, so call him maybe
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 12, 2021, 03:04:24 am
Just had a 5 minute gap between podcasts and started thinking about the absurd amount of suffering tied to my existence as a modern consumer in a post-colonial country. Whoops, should have downloaded this mbmbam earlier
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 12, 2021, 10:26:17 am
Every once in a while I find something good on another website and scroll to the top to bulb it, and only then realise that I can't do that anywhere else.
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Post by: auaurorau on February 12, 2021, 03:05:16 pm
this thread is just the forum's shoutbox for adults
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 12, 2021, 03:55:36 pm
it's twitter for non-nazis
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Post by: Secret Gaygent 69 on February 12, 2021, 04:47:25 pm
Telehugdonics
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Post by: A Meat on February 12, 2021, 05:53:11 pm
There should be a machine that you put your body into and it washes your body for you. Like what if an iron maiden had like jacuzzi jets instead of spikes
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 12, 2021, 05:57:13 pm
There should be a machine that you put your body into and it washes your body for you. Like what if an iron maiden had like jacuzzi jets instead of spikes
A Meat, February 12, 2021, 05:53:11 pm
That's a shower
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Post by: Mix on February 13, 2021, 01:55:01 am
i just found out one of my exes has metamorphosized into the kind of guy who wears badly fit open vests, chain wallets, and fedoras in the like... 8 years? since we dated. and that is simultaneously both the most fitting end result for his trajectory but also a fun sign of what i dodged by dumping his ass

nobody should date a person who looks like they tripped and fell into a spencers' rack circa 2007
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Post by: sambair on February 13, 2021, 04:57:53 am
Dragonball Z is a timeless show in part because it's meant to make you feel better about having a shitty and/or absentee father.
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Post by: auaurorau on February 13, 2021, 06:23:39 am
when you have absolutely no clue how to read a japanese logogram, the trick is to guess "kō"
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Post by: Tipsy Almond on February 13, 2021, 08:31:27 am
Dragonball Z is a timeless show in part because it's meant to make you feel better about having a shitty and/or absentee father.
sambair, February 13, 2021, 04:57:53 am

DOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE
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Post by: Lumbermouth on February 13, 2021, 09:18:25 am
Yo shout out to piracy for archiving all these audiobooks that have otherwise disappeared.
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Post by: Puppy Time on February 13, 2021, 11:43:49 am
Bizarro super man has to be gay because regular superman has a girlfriend
GirlKisser420, February 11, 2021, 02:29:09 am

What if superman is bi wouldn't bizarro have to be asexual or something?
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 13, 2021, 12:12:07 pm
I believe bizarro can be whatever he wants to be
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 13, 2021, 02:16:16 pm
If she can't tell you if she's a Brandi M or Brandi C from rock of love season 1 she's too young for you
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on February 13, 2021, 02:37:23 pm
no idea what 13 Sentinels is but whenever I see people talking about it i always, without fail, read it as 13 Seinfelds
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 13, 2021, 03:29:18 pm
21st century Mr freeze be like: ice to tweet you
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 13, 2021, 03:57:02 pm
Bizarro super man has to be gay because regular superman has a girlfriend
GirlKisser420, February 11, 2021, 02:29:09 am

What if superman is bi wouldn't bizarro have to be asexual or something?
Puppy Time, February 13, 2021, 11:43:49 am

in this instance bizarro superman would be like one of those guys who doesn't identify as gay but wants to get sucked off by twinks on the side. the ancient roman paragon
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 13, 2021, 04:37:40 pm
you know when i picked this username i wasn't doing it ironically
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Post by: A Meat on February 13, 2021, 06:31:40 pm
The opposite of a guilt trip is an innocent staycation
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 13, 2021, 09:25:23 pm
Hawkwind lore is ripe for a videogame
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Post by: Turtle on February 13, 2021, 09:44:35 pm
rip goofy out of kh2 pc port
put goofy in the mgsv shower scene
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Post by: Lemon on February 13, 2021, 09:51:23 pm
Why wasn't he called Plank of Wood Jim Duggan?
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 13, 2021, 11:54:48 pm
Gonna need a list of all the times it has been shown that Knuckles does in fact chuckle.
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Post by: Great Joe on February 14, 2021, 06:26:36 am
Gonna need a list of all the times it has been shown that Knuckles does in fact chuckle.
Salubrious Rex, February 13, 2021, 11:54:48 pm
sonic 3's knuckles has like three modes: standing, running, gliding and chuckling
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 14, 2021, 07:29:00 am
Knuck if you chuck
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 14, 2021, 07:41:40 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EuMMKwzWgAAcSEd?format=jpg&name=small)
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Post by: auaurorau on February 14, 2021, 09:07:17 am
friendship day
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 14, 2021, 11:36:56 am
friendship day
auaurorau, February 14, 2021, 09:07:17 am

(meat)lover's (pizza) day
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Post by: A Meat on February 14, 2021, 05:03:59 pm
A tabletop RPG where you only have defensive stats and your goal in battle is to survive long enough until you finish praying to your god to smite your enemies.
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Post by: auaurorau on February 15, 2021, 04:38:49 am
been getting a lot of mileage out of my fidget cube over the past year
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Post by: Cheapskate on February 15, 2021, 07:52:57 am
A tabletop RPG where you only have defensive stats and your goal in battle is to survive long enough until you finish praying to your god to smite your enemies.
A Meat, February 14, 2021, 05:03:59 pm

The Kenny Rogers tabletop RPG, in which your four stats are Hold ‘Em, Fold ‘Em, Walk Away, and Run.
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Post by: Shell Game on February 15, 2021, 09:58:55 am
A tabletop RPG where you only have defensive stats and your goal in battle is to survive long enough until you finish praying to your god to smite your enemies.
A Meat, February 14, 2021, 05:03:59 pm

The Kenny Rogers tabletop RPG, in which your four stats are Hold ‘Em, Fold ‘Em, Walk Away, and Run.
Cheapskate, February 15, 2021, 07:52:57 am
I mean, all those stats are Knowledge skill.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 15, 2021, 05:36:20 pm
the worst mood is suffering from californication while in wisconsin
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 16, 2021, 01:41:25 am
How the fuck can I sit still for 3 hours straight reading shitty things trying to make a document, but I struggle to sit for even an hour when I want to work on actual important things? Fuck.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 16, 2021, 04:45:37 am
How the fuck can I sit still for 3 hours straight reading shitty things trying to make a document, but I struggle to sit for even an hour when I want to work on actual important things? Fuck.
thelizzerd, February 16, 2021, 01:41:25 am

its because making a doc is fun and important things suck ass
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Post by: Puppy Time on February 16, 2021, 09:35:25 am
How the fuck can I sit still for 3 hours straight reading shitty things trying to make a document, but I struggle to sit for even an hour when I want to work on actual important things? Fuck.
thelizzerd, February 16, 2021, 01:41:25 am

Pomodoro method that shit. It's the only way I can get through things sometimes.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 16, 2021, 04:22:41 pm
Late at night when I can't sleep I Google dumb depression related questions, and I'm starting to notice that majority of articles released in 2016 and 2020. A lot of business publication articles late last year and this year about employee burnout and "My job feels meaningless".
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Post by: krytton on February 16, 2021, 08:26:15 pm
i love ajax. all websites are improved one hundred percent when there is no content
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Post by: Cheapskate on February 17, 2021, 09:02:22 am
Late at night when I can't sleep I Google dumb depression related questions, and I'm starting to notice that majority of articles released in 2016 and 2020. A lot of business publication articles late last year and this year about employee burnout and "My job feels meaningless".
Guy Ferrari, February 16, 2021, 04:22:41 pm

Most jobs are meaningless! You should use your job to fund the things that you find meaningful.
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Post by: Shell Game on February 17, 2021, 09:31:59 am
Late at night when I can't sleep I Google dumb depression related questions, and I'm starting to notice that majority of articles released in 2016 and 2020. A lot of business publication articles late last year and this year about employee burnout and "My job feels meaningless".
Guy Ferrari, February 16, 2021, 04:22:41 pm
And yet businesses will change nothing and continue to wonder why their mandatory teambuilding exercises and cake days aren't assuaging the crushing feeling of helplessness and drudgery that is waged labor as only the most sycophantic sociopaths are given any authority and the leadership remains very old, very white, and very male.
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Post by: Shell Game on February 17, 2021, 12:15:24 pm
Hypothetically, if a really god awful sub-human piece of shit died today? Well, I'd say I'd be absolutely delighted. Not that that happened. Who could ever really celebrate such a thing? [dragon]
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 18, 2021, 01:32:14 pm
This year, for Lent, I'm giving up
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 18, 2021, 01:42:49 pm
Society needs to remove the Incel and bring back the Tercel
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Post by: Cheapskate on February 18, 2021, 07:40:24 pm
I tell ya, these Silicon Valley guys, they’re always sayin’ “move fast and break things.” Well, when I drove a Tesla, it moved fast and it broke! But seriously, folks....
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Post by: auaurorau on February 19, 2021, 02:10:40 am
once more into the breach of "emailing foreign professors who could annihilate me with a glance"
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 19, 2021, 02:43:46 am
I fought the box and got rosined
I fought the box and got poisoned
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Post by: Shell Game on February 19, 2021, 03:53:31 am
I'm exactly the kind of person who'd almost choke on a piece of food and immediately go back to eating it after coughing horribly. Not too unlike a dog.
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Post by: A Meat on February 19, 2021, 06:13:38 am
Jerk Off Materiel
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on February 19, 2021, 03:39:15 pm
god I just want to pop open powerpoint and make a fake internal Budweiser memo/sensitivity training presentation about how castrating all white memos and email it to charlie kirk as a Concerned Citizen.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 19, 2021, 04:37:25 pm
Jerk Off Materiel
A Meat, February 19, 2021, 06:13:38 am

Why don't they make the entire plane out of Jerk Off Materiel?
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 19, 2021, 04:46:57 pm
I'm not unconvinced that Robert Z'dar is the main character of some shitty barbarian fantasy novel come to life.
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Post by: sambair on February 19, 2021, 05:05:34 pm
god I just want to pop open powerpoint and make a fake internal Budweiser memo/sensitivity training presentation about how castrating all white memos and email it to charlie kirk as a Concerned Citizen.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, February 19, 2021, 03:39:15 pm

Even if it didn't fool Charlie Kirk, I bet if you sent that to like every right-wing con artist, one of them would be dumb/apathetic enough to go with it.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 19, 2021, 05:21:50 pm
a cool trick is to declare your feed to be something Out of Context so you can just repost stuff under yourself with any attribution
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 20, 2021, 01:03:43 am
dear random tutorial website: why is your code in purple comic sans? my eyes hurt
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 20, 2021, 03:28:49 am
I'm exactly the kind of person who'd almost choke on a piece of food and immediately go back to eating it after coughing horribly. Not too unlike a dog.
Shell Game, February 19, 2021, 03:53:31 am

Same.

A week or two ago I decided to have a drunk wander late at night. Got to 7/11. Bought all their hot dogs. Ate them. Threw up. Got more beer, found another seven eleven, bought all their hot dogs, ate them, threw up the next morning.

I wish I was joking.
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Post by: auaurorau on February 20, 2021, 06:35:17 am
you buy one specialized dictionary and amazon thinks you want to start an obsolete collection
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 20, 2021, 05:01:57 pm
i'm gay
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 20, 2021, 06:50:03 pm
Bitches about to catch these half smiling, willing hands
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Post by: auaurorau on February 21, 2021, 03:46:56 am
can you believe the gall of these "historians" retconning dinosaurs to have feathers,
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Post by: Frank West on February 21, 2021, 08:55:58 am
Personally, I believe in separating the art from the Arthur. That dude is a terrible painter, someone should stop him.
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Post by: A Meat on February 21, 2021, 09:54:47 am
Communist Jerky Boys, prank phone calls are prankxis
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 21, 2021, 09:57:08 am
Female Prisoner Scorpion? Call me when they make one about dudes
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Post by: Lumbermouth on February 21, 2021, 06:16:00 pm
I'm glad they eventually phased out human-sized Muppets.
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Post by: sambair on February 22, 2021, 01:44:08 am
The one real problem with lady Ghostbusters is that they didn't follow it up with lady Nothing But Trouble.
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Post by: A Meat on February 22, 2021, 02:03:47 am
It's fucked up that Americans don't even know the meanings of their own names
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 22, 2021, 02:08:08 am
It's fucked up that Americans don't even know the meanings of their own names
A Meat, February 22, 2021, 02:03:47 am

Little Weedlordgoku420 will just have to go on to adulthood without knowing :(
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Post by: Shell Game on February 22, 2021, 02:42:24 am
It's fucked up that Americans don't even know the meanings of their own names
A Meat, February 22, 2021, 02:03:47 am
I know mine. But I'm not gonna say and just give up my name like that, you tricky devil!
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 22, 2021, 02:57:48 am
I thought that blocking Twitter at night would help me focus on sleeping, but instead I've just moved my insomnia shit posting to the 🍕Pizza Zone 🍕 thread.

Still a net positive, tbh
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 22, 2021, 03:06:13 am
Personally, I believe in separating the art from the Arthur. That dude is a terrible painter, someone should stop him.
Frank West, February 21, 2021, 08:55:58 am

I believe in seperating the Art from the Arthur.

the hur
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 22, 2021, 03:56:02 am
Gonna start calling any horror or horror-adjacent short story a creepy pasta.

Ray Bradbury's The October Country is a fantastic collection of creepy pastas.
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Post by: Great Joe on February 22, 2021, 06:22:04 am
Gonna start calling any horror or horror-adjacent short story a creepy pasta.

Ray Bradbury's The October Country is a fantastic collection of creepy pastas.
Salubrious Rex, February 22, 2021, 03:56:02 am
I fully support this
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 22, 2021, 08:59:25 am
I'm glad they eventually phased out human-sized Muppets.
Lumbermouth, February 21, 2021, 06:16:00 pm
Sam the Eagle is expendable, but you can't touch Sweetums.
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Post by: Secret Gaygent 69 on February 22, 2021, 10:08:39 am
Gendo Ikari is the ultimate wife guy.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 22, 2021, 11:27:14 am
I've taken a real shine to using the phrase "I'm an ugly 8" because it simultaneously fulfills my pathological need to self efface while still being complementary, and mocking the whole idea of putting human attractiveness on a one-dimension numerical scale.
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Post by: Lemon on February 22, 2021, 07:09:53 pm
My new rap name is Grapity Purple.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 23, 2021, 06:27:58 am
Might visit the Arrow Video online storefront later today, anyone need anything?
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 23, 2021, 02:21:48 pm
Might visit the Arrow Video online storefront later today, anyone need anything?
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, February 23, 2021, 06:27:58 am
coke zéro
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 23, 2021, 03:15:14 pm
Your cursive will never be as perfect in form and elegance as when you write expletives on a foggy shower door
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Post by: A Meat on February 23, 2021, 05:27:07 pm
The SAW franchise but each movie takes place at a different place and time in history, so you'd have like, French revolution saw, Babylonian saw, warring states period China saw, wild west saw, and the like.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 24, 2021, 09:21:58 am
The SAW franchise but each movie takes place at a different place and time in history, so you'd have like, French revolution saw, Babylonian saw, warring states period China saw, wild west saw, and the like.
A Meat, February 23, 2021, 05:27:07 pm
spanish inquisition saw would write itself
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 24, 2021, 10:37:20 am
I'm loving the Assassin's Creed alternate history where we got the Inca sacrifices all wrong and it was an immortal old chucklefuck on a trike all along (and yes he is the ventriloquist dummy for all I know it's not like I've watched any of the movies stfu)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 24, 2021, 11:55:43 am
Studio Insta-Gibli:

Telefragged Away
La Puta: Sentry in the Sky
Ingegnere Rosso
and more
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Post by: Cheapskate on February 24, 2021, 08:56:07 pm
I finally figured out what TikTok teenagers performing sea shanties reminded me of: the New Main Street Singers’ performance of “Wanderin’”. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeMmE7HvO40)
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 24, 2021, 09:58:26 pm
I finally figured out what TikTok teenagers performing sea shanties reminded me of: the New Main Street Singers’ performance of “Wanderin’”. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeMmE7HvO40)
Cheapskate, February 24, 2021, 08:56:07 pm

Fits perfectly, haven't you heard, sweater vests are back in style with the teens these days!
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 24, 2021, 11:50:14 pm
What's even the point of a manticore that doesn't have a man-face?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 25, 2021, 01:41:26 am
What's even the point of a manticore that doesn't have a man-face?
Salubrious Rex, February 24, 2021, 11:50:14 pm

In their heart they know they are a man, and only use axe body spray and dude wipes
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Post by: A Meat on February 25, 2021, 02:29:53 am
What's even the point of a manticore that doesn't have a man-face?
Salubrious Rex, February 24, 2021, 11:50:14 pm

In their heart core they know they are a man, and only use axe body spray and dude wipes
Guy Ferrari, February 25, 2021, 01:41:26 am
fixed it for you
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 25, 2021, 07:22:37 am
Ah yes, the Kidz Bop industrial complex, a.k.a. Flactorio.

They do sound crisp, at least.
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 25, 2021, 09:22:59 am
“I overcame myself, the sufferer; I carried my own ashes to the mountains; I invented a brighter flame for myself”

Thus Spoke Zara Thirst Trap
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 25, 2021, 12:17:37 pm
Studio Insta-Gibli:

Telefragged Away
La Puta: Sentry in the Sky
Ingegnere Rosso
and more
Spooks, February 24, 2021, 11:55:43 am
My Neighbor's Toe Explodes
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 25, 2021, 04:19:49 pm
Mr potato head losing the gender is weird, it’s hard to imagine a world where pansexuals can want to fuck potato head but bisexuals cant
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 25, 2021, 05:44:53 pm
What's weirder: a potato not having a gender or these people losing their minds about their potatos not being married anymore?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 25, 2021, 08:28:56 pm
What's weirder: a potato not having a gender or these people losing their minds about their potatos not being married anymore?
Salubrious Rex, February 25, 2021, 05:44:53 pm

I interrogate and segregate every potato that comes into my apartment. I make them kiss before boiling them to death. We will all become one non binary entity in the land of mashed potatoes
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on February 25, 2021, 11:31:05 pm
the real question is what potato ghost's gender is
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 25, 2021, 11:45:09 pm
the real question is what potato ghost's gender is
jimandthemammograms, February 25, 2021, 11:31:05 pm

Russet
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Post by: auaurorau on February 26, 2021, 03:07:59 am
making a current year's resolution to stop trying to detective together what people are talking about on twitter when the site decides to show me one tweet out of context referring to something else
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 26, 2021, 07:32:27 am
A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About Soulsbornes)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 27, 2021, 07:04:07 am
Karl "Popper in the Pussy"s Paradox of Tolerance
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Post by: auaurorau on February 27, 2021, 11:36:21 am
weddings are weird, especially the ritual of the groom carrying the bride into the fuckroom
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 27, 2021, 12:46:00 pm
If you've never wanted to carry someone to the fuckroom you ain't fuckin good enough
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Post by: auaurorau on February 27, 2021, 12:53:29 pm
maybe it's just my extended family who's weird, because the two weddings i've attended were held at farms, so the fuckroom was a separate building and everyone watched the newlyweds enter the fuckroom
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on February 27, 2021, 07:40:26 pm
i always thought you were supposed to carry them into the fuckhouse and that was the important bit
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 28, 2021, 08:59:18 am
I get my news from reliable sources unlike some of y'all

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/814562839818104832/aygYCTr7.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on February 28, 2021, 10:11:27 am
Try this one neat lifehack and earn money in your sleep: have rich parents
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 28, 2021, 11:31:36 am
I want to make something that lasts. I'm tired of making shitposts. Starting today I will be constructing 28 shitcolumns of the Corinthian order, which adds a far more ornate cornice, divided, from bottom to top, into the cyma reversa, the dentils, the ovolo, the modillions, the fascia, and the cyma recta. The modillions are ornate brackets, similar in use to dentils, but often in the shape of acanthus leaves.

The frieze is sometimes omitted—for example, on the portico of the caryatides of the Erechtheum—and probably did not exist as a structure in the temple of Diana at Ephesus. Neither is it found in the Lycian tombs, which are reproductions in the rock of timber structures based on early Ionian work.[1] The entablature is essentially an evolution of the primitive lintel, which spans two shitposts, supporting the ends of the roof rafters.

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Post by: A Meat on February 28, 2021, 04:45:43 pm
ripley's believe it or nut
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 28, 2021, 09:25:24 pm
All I wanna do, is snap right into, a giant slim jiiiiim 🎶
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Post by: auaurorau on February 28, 2021, 11:41:20 pm
gender train's running late
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Post by: Shell Game on February 28, 2021, 11:55:58 pm
Sometimes i hold my meds in my mouth too long and it burns! :V
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Post by: Vinny Possum on March 01, 2021, 02:52:41 am
Dr. Girth
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Post by: Vinny Possum on March 01, 2021, 03:01:20 am
Conor Oberst on Making a Murderer
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Post by: A Meat on March 01, 2021, 05:10:31 am
broke: visual novels aren't games
woke: visual novels are games
bespoke: all novels are games between you and the author
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Post by: auaurorau on March 01, 2021, 09:19:48 am
started counting fibonaccci numbers while waiting at the train station. got up to 1488, which means i discovered a new one
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 01, 2021, 10:51:25 am
I'm all about a creators getting paid and being able to make a living off of their work, but I swear to fuck not everything needs to be spun up into a profit seeking scheme you capitalism poisoned idea men fuck
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Post by: Lemon on March 01, 2021, 12:09:05 pm
You know those last crumbs at the end of a bag of chips or a box of Cheez It are good?

You know how, in recognition of that, you kind of dump those crumbs into your mouth, to finish off the bag?

Don't ever do that with one of these:
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0257/8038/7925/products/kirkland-signature-peanut-butter-filled-pretzel-nuggets-kirkland-signature-55-ounce-955249_768x768.jpg?v=1609889769)

I just learned this. But that'll stay with me forever.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 01, 2021, 12:56:19 pm
A man at work had face piercings that had been in for over at least fifteen plus years. His face reminded me of the old threadbare frog pin cushion that we cleared out of my grandmother's house.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 01, 2021, 03:29:46 pm
Introspection. Prudence. The youth of today know not what they are doing, where they are going, or in whose name they are squandering their efforts on this Earth. It wasn't always like this. Men, great Men, guided those impressionable many to self-betterment and greater conscience of History.

"Nothing to excess" and "Surety brings ruin" — those two maxims were inscribed at the forecourt of the Temple of Apollo at Delphi. But there was one other scribed beside them, preceding them, and it is of that one which I now speak, in which I place fully my conviction. Nosce te ipsum — Know Your Self — this ancient aphorism has been oft repeated by Western History's greatest sages, from Socrates and Plato, through Hobbes and Benjamin Franklin, to Ralph Waldo Emerson and Coleridge. "The proper study of mankind is Man, so: Man — Know Your Self!"

I've private messaged over 35 of Twitch's top streamers with the entreaty of "homo - kys" and I have subsequently been blocked and reported by every single one. Ensconced within this email's attachment field you shall find a digital Octavo by the name of "Apology.pdf". I beg you — do not misunderstand me! My use of the word is in the classic, Socratic sense, I mean by it rather a "defense" — one of my moral character, such as you have seen fit to denigrate with your unceasing dissimulation following my earnest reaching out.

I expected far too much, perhaps: for you to listen and turn your sight inward rather than towards your face cams; to exhibit some intellectual rigour in front your audiences, rather than merely the rigour of your papilla mammaria. Alas. The hive has now been angered, it is deaf and blind to Reason. I shall persevere regardless, I assure you.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 01, 2021, 05:10:29 pm
I love to read a Spooks effort post so much
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 02, 2021, 11:07:54 pm
Can't try too hard if you don't try.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 03, 2021, 08:00:32 am
fextralife wiki (dark souls, bloodborne, yadda yadda) should replace library of congress
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Post by: A Meat on March 03, 2021, 03:00:58 pm
SCART Trek
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on March 03, 2021, 06:27:24 pm
La Li Lu Le Log off
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Post by: auaurorau on March 04, 2021, 03:59:30 am
there's no reason to gasp at ancient violins or treat them with worth beyond museum value. i'm sure we can make better violins now than whatever john stadivarius glued together with artisan pig fat 300 years ago
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 04, 2021, 07:20:27 am
Morgan Stanley presents; Thots on the Market
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Post by: TransFatsDomino on March 04, 2021, 08:35:31 am
'The Middle' by Jimmy Eat World is apparently on the playlist at the Unitarian church my parents attend and this is why I both love and hate Unitarians.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 05, 2021, 01:40:16 pm
i killed dumbledore
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 05, 2021, 02:49:58 pm
i killed dumbledore
happy new year, March 05, 2021, 01:40:16 pm

thanks
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 05, 2021, 03:02:15 pm
New Regional Justice Center? Don't mind if I do
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 05, 2021, 09:32:56 pm
if you told me everyone who fucked around in the capitol on January 6th was named greg I think I'd believe you 100% no questions asked
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 06, 2021, 12:07:39 am
If you own a pet, there's going to be a time you're completely invested in your pet pooping and start bargaining with them to do so
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 06, 2021, 03:15:00 am
The existence of Pope Innocent implies the existence of Pope Sus.
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Post by: A Meat on March 06, 2021, 07:39:32 am
you'd think whoever owns the rights to the Battle Royale novel and movie would have made a Battle Royale battle royale game by now
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Post by: Shell Game on March 06, 2021, 09:43:09 am
I only remember one job that didn't burn me out and fuck up my everything, and it was the one where everyone treated me like a friend despite it only lasting a week.

But also it only lasted a week.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 06, 2021, 01:39:28 pm
One time when I was probably like 8 I forgot what the homework was so I borrowed my grandmother's phonebook and looked up my classmates' surnames until I found a match. I called them and needed to establish I was speaking to the right person rather than someone else with that name, so the obvious first question I asked to the man who picked up was "do you have children?"
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 06, 2021, 04:03:16 pm
They're spawncampers, Donny, there's nothing to be afraid of.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ev0_bbAXYAgt6jk?format=jpg&name=small)
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Post by: Tipsy Almond on March 06, 2021, 09:41:28 pm
if you told me everyone who fucked around in the capitol on January 6th was named greg I think I'd believe you 100% no questions asked
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, March 05, 2021, 09:32:56 pm

American Nationalist Greg sounds like a rejected Teen Girl Squad character.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 06, 2021, 09:57:09 pm
https://twitter.com/writersdoing/status/1368211259888435206
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 06, 2021, 10:07:38 pm
Metal bands are usually named after the scariest thing they could think of, like Saxon
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Post by: auaurorau on March 07, 2021, 01:12:30 am
"don't judge a book by its cover" is propaganda from the book cover industry, they just want to keep the production costs low
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 07, 2021, 01:26:27 am
"Wonder why the drunk thread got canned"

*gets drunk*

"Yeah, I would cancel that shit too"
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Post by: auaurorau on March 07, 2021, 12:02:11 pm
a cool trick is to declare your feed to be something Out of Context so you can just repost stuff under yourself with any attribution
Completely pointless Thoughts Of The Day out of context
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 07, 2021, 01:41:26 pm
There should be a word for when someone is pretty obviously a furry but doesn't quite say it. I'd use cryptofur but thats for bigfoot fuckers
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 07, 2021, 01:45:33 pm
Schrödinger's Catboy?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 07, 2021, 01:47:39 pm
Schrödinger's Catboy?
Spooks, March 07, 2021, 01:45:33 pm

That's when you suspect someone is a Nazi furry
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Post by: Shell Game on March 07, 2021, 02:42:28 pm
I nap so much anymore. I've become my grandmother. I should start going out to breakfast and chatting to everyone about people they don't know and playing piano despite never learning how.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 07, 2021, 03:04:19 pm
Is there a German word for buying groceries that are more ambitious than you are?

EDIT: in general English needs more words to describe compound emotions, they're very useful
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Post by: A Meat on March 07, 2021, 04:23:10 pm
Schrödinger's Catboy?
Spooks, March 07, 2021, 01:45:33 pm
Once you open the box, the catboy wavefunction collapses into either cat or boy. If you cherish your catboy, lock him up and don't look back
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Post by: auaurorau on March 08, 2021, 03:13:02 am
increasingly starting to sit like L from death note as i continue staying indoors
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Post by: A Meat on March 08, 2021, 05:18:23 am
Officer, I swear I wasn't buying these drugs to use or resell them, I just have a drug purchasing fetish!
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 08, 2021, 07:03:14 am
My brain is so fucking fried by stupid, superfluous academic lingo that I was having a drink at work and thought of opening my sandwich, then went "Nah, I think I'll have this juice qua juice." Ah yes, Caesar, let us enjoy this ambrosia of the Gods, studiously packaged in a cardboard container, engraved with the countenances of Masha and the Bear, poetic heroes of which the northern tribes have often sung. What the fuck.
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Post by: A Meat on March 08, 2021, 07:10:54 am
My brain is so fucking fried by stupid, superfluous academic lingo that I was having a drink at work and thought of opening my sandwich, then went "Nah, I think I'll have this juice qua juice." Ah yes, Caesar, let us enjoy this ambrosia of the Gods, studiously packaged in a cardboard container, engraved with the countenances of Masha and the Bear, poetic heroes of which the northern tribes have often sung. What the fuck.
Spooks, March 08, 2021, 07:03:14 am
Superfluous words are the sine qua non of academia
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on March 08, 2021, 07:14:49 am
It never occurred to me to watch the Oprah interview last night.  I don't care about celebrities other than Weird Al, the British royalty is a weird and pointless anachronism and the American fascination with it is ridiculous.

BUT

As an armchair student of history, I do really enjoy stories where the British Empire gets taken down a peg, and based on news headlines I feel like I would have enjoyed watching it at least a little?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 09, 2021, 12:27:19 am
I really just want to bully images and videos for a living
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Post by: Shell Game on March 09, 2021, 02:16:08 am
Even when I'm low and emotionally flat...

It's so nice to have a warm hairball breathing next to me in bed. Something living nearby... loving and secure.

Ollie is the best.
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Post by: sambair on March 09, 2021, 04:38:32 am
I'm building furniture display units at work currently, and I can't stop thinking about posing the furniture like it's fighting like I would with my gundams. Not even sure how it would work.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 09, 2021, 05:04:34 am
It's eBaum's world now, we're all just living in it.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 09, 2021, 10:14:43 am
if i was part of the royal family i'd maybe just not do a bunch of obviously fucked up shit literally all the time, but that's just me
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Post by: Oats on March 09, 2021, 12:50:02 pm
Immersive Simulator & Immersive Simulacra
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 09, 2021, 04:49:32 pm
thinking of becoming a twitch streamer and gaining a huge following and becoming respected just so i can buy like $500 worth of MtG booster cards, do a live unboxing, and then putting every card through a paper shredder one by one once i'm done showing them to the camera.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 09, 2021, 04:55:41 pm
thinking of becoming a twitch streamer and gaining a huge following and becoming respected just so i can buy like $500 worth of MtG booster cards, do a live unboxing, and then putting every card through a paper shredder one by one once i'm done showing them to the camera.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, March 09, 2021, 04:49:32 pm
May I ask why?
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Post by: sambair on March 09, 2021, 05:01:46 pm
thinking of becoming a twitch streamer and gaining a huge following and becoming respected just so i can buy like $500 worth of MtG booster cards, do a live unboxing, and then putting every card through a paper shredder one by one once i'm done showing them to the camera.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, March 09, 2021, 04:49:32 pm

Then, that act becomes extremely successful.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 09, 2021, 05:02:55 pm
thinking of becoming a twitch streamer and gaining a huge following and becoming respected just so i can buy like $500 worth of MtG booster cards, do a live unboxing, and then putting every card through a paper shredder one by one once i'm done showing them to the camera.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, March 09, 2021, 04:49:32 pm

Banksy who let you on this forum? Mods?!
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 09, 2021, 05:04:23 pm
Investigating Grammys for antipowerviolence bias. No pv band has ever won a grammy, EVEN weekend nachos
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on March 09, 2021, 06:01:56 pm
Investigating Grammys for antipowerviolence bias. No pv band has ever won a grammy, EVEN weekend nachos
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, March 09, 2021, 05:04:23 pm

When the noise-musician 666PENISFLAYER666 didn't even get the nod for their daring work of shoving a contact mic up their ass I decided to boycott the Grammys
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 10, 2021, 07:27:38 pm
Michel Foucault's Cells Are Work (on Crunchyroll)
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Post by: Tipsy Almond on March 10, 2021, 10:48:02 pm
Corporate culture seminars are probably the closest thing IRL we have to Lovecraftian insanity.

Example:

https://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf?fbclid=IwAR2bAWJPbtZpCImvEBBGkRJwrnqJskvFMqZj05x_MtwA_nqKIKA-3oP2WnQ
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Post by: auaurorau on March 11, 2021, 07:42:19 am
"depths" is a fucked up word to say. four consonants in a row is too much, english
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 11, 2021, 08:42:51 am
"depths" is a fucked up word to say. four consonants in a row is too much, english
auaurorau, March 11, 2021, 07:42:19 am

NSFW content. Click to show.
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Post by: A Meat on March 11, 2021, 10:27:41 am
traditional antifa dance
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 12, 2021, 01:11:03 am
Just saw my first unironic “my wife’s boyfriend” in the wild, time to prune my discords
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 12, 2021, 02:02:58 am
When you close your eyes and where you perceive your body to be and the scale is all fucked up, like you're a cubist painting or that human sense homunculus
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Post by: A Meat on March 12, 2021, 02:40:03 am
When you close your eyes and where you perceive your body to be and the scale is all fucked up, like you're a cubist painting or that human sense homunculus
Guy Ferrari, March 12, 2021, 02:02:58 am
I don't have to close my eyes for this, my proprioception is fucked
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 12, 2021, 05:22:16 am
tumblr is better than twitter. both sites have insanely tedious boring people but twitter doesnt have a longrunning and absurdly prominent gimmick account where a guy pretends to be some sort of eccentric boar god. you cant find stuff like that anymore
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 12, 2021, 09:26:26 am
When you close your eyes and where you perceive your body to be and the scale is all fucked up, like you're a cubist painting or that human sense homunculus
Guy Ferrari, March 12, 2021, 02:02:58 am

Not me but instead sometimes my limbs fuse together when they're pressed close and I'm sleepy so my brain has no concept of left and right anymore or which neural impulse moves which digit on which side and I'm just an undifferentiated blob yeah that's the stuff
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Post by: Shell Game on March 12, 2021, 09:55:13 am
I'm genuinely trying to do this thought experiment re: spatial awareness of one's body and... i have no idea what I'm supposed to be sensing.
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Post by: sambair on March 12, 2021, 10:27:37 am
I got that effect way more when I used to use nicotine.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 12, 2021, 12:12:29 pm
I'm genuinely trying to do this thought experiment re: spatial awareness of one's body and... i have no idea what I'm supposed to be sensing.
Shell Game, March 12, 2021, 09:55:13 am

It's trying to figure out where your limbs are in space, probably in relation to your brain. Kinda like building a constellation out of yourself, where the hands and joints are the stars. It's fun because sometimes your hands feel like they're huge, and taking up the whole bed. It's as if your brain can't proportion things without a visual reference, and just shrugs it's shoulders.

It's fun to do while you're trying to distract yourself into falling asleep.
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Post by: Shell Game on March 12, 2021, 12:27:14 pm
I'm genuinely trying to do this thought experiment re: spatial awareness of one's body and... i have no idea what I'm supposed to be sensing.
Shell Game, March 12, 2021, 09:55:13 am

It's trying to figure out where your limbs are in space, probably in relation to your brain. Kinda like building a constellation out of yourself, where the hands and joints are the stars. It's fun because sometimes your hands feel like they're huge, and taking up the whole bed. It's as if your brain can't proportion things without a visual reference, and just shrugs it's shoulders.

It's fun to do while you're trying to distract yourself into falling asleep.
Guy Ferrari, March 12, 2021, 12:12:29 pm

Oh, no I think I understand what you're describing. I just can't seem to make myself do it. i just feel kinda... vaguely there? Like everything just kinda goes gray and my thoughts scatter elsewhere
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Post by: xdaringdamselx on March 12, 2021, 12:48:34 pm
tumblr is better than twitter. both sites have insanely tedious boring people but twitter doesnt have a longrunning and absurdly prominent gimmick account where a guy pretends to be some sort of eccentric boar god. you cant find stuff like that anymore
GirlKisser420, March 12, 2021, 05:22:16 am
I'm fond of Tumblr's insanity these days, going on a lot of other social sites is like going to watch the world melting before your eyes in a howling puddle of targeted ads and hot takes for clicks, but Tumblr is like walking into Animal House, where everything is dumb as shit but (at least in my corner of the site) everyone's having a fairly good time shitposting constantly
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Post by: A Meat on March 12, 2021, 01:18:20 pm
I'm genuinely trying to do this thought experiment re: spatial awareness of one's body and... i have no idea what I'm supposed to be sensing.
Shell Game, March 12, 2021, 09:55:13 am

It's trying to figure out where your limbs are in space, probably in relation to your brain. Kinda like building a constellation out of yourself, where the hands and joints are the stars. It's fun because sometimes your hands feel like they're huge, and taking up the whole bed. It's as if your brain can't proportion things without a visual reference, and just shrugs it's shoulders.

It's fun to do while you're trying to distract yourself into falling asleep.
Guy Ferrari, March 12, 2021, 12:12:29 pm

Oh, no I think I understand what you're describing. I just can't seem to make myself do it. i just feel kinda... vaguely there? Like everything just kinda goes gray and my thoughts scatter elsewhere
Shell Game, March 12, 2021, 12:27:14 pm
I have the same problem as you shell, at most I can focus on like a single finger or something, the rest of my body is just somewhere vaguely connected to my head. I've been working on it a bit in therapy, according to my therapist at least, it's a thing that people coping with trauma sometimes have.
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Post by: krytton on March 12, 2021, 03:05:21 pm
we need to update our cringey fandom usernames for the modern media landscape. as such i am considering christening myself snyderfan2268
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 12, 2021, 04:33:14 pm
I'm genuinely trying to do this thought experiment re: spatial awareness of one's body and... i have no idea what I'm supposed to be sensing.
Shell Game, March 12, 2021, 09:55:13 am

It's trying to figure out where your limbs are in space, probably in relation to your brain. Kinda like building a constellation out of yourself, where the hands and joints are the stars. It's fun because sometimes your hands feel like they're huge, and taking up the whole bed. It's as if your brain can't proportion things without a visual reference, and just shrugs it's shoulders.

It's fun to do while you're trying to distract yourself into falling asleep.
Guy Ferrari, March 12, 2021, 12:12:29 pm

Oh, no I think I understand what you're describing. I just can't seem to make myself do it. i just feel kinda... vaguely there? Like everything just kinda goes gray and my thoughts scatter elsewhere
Shell Game, March 12, 2021, 12:27:14 pm
I have the same problem as you shell, at most I can focus on like a single finger or something, the rest of my body is just somewhere vaguely connected to my head. I've been working on it a bit in therapy, according to my therapist at least, it's a thing that people coping with trauma sometimes have.
A Meat, March 12, 2021, 01:18:20 pm
Is it a problem? Afaik I've always been like this.
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Post by: auaurorau on March 13, 2021, 03:24:43 am
cryptidization in progress ... ... ... ...
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Post by: A Meat on March 13, 2021, 04:54:55 am
Is it a problem? Afaik I've always been like this.
Shell Game, March 12, 2021, 04:33:14 pm
I mean, for me it's a problem as far as I keep bumping into things and spilling drinks and stuff, I'd imagine you have that problem as well.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 13, 2021, 05:57:59 am
They should make a printable mirror, they can call it a mirror for printses
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 13, 2021, 10:28:53 am
gastroentomology
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Post by: Shell Game on March 13, 2021, 10:37:47 am
Is it a problem? Afaik I've always been like this.
Shell Game, March 12, 2021, 04:33:14 pm
I mean, for me it's a problem as far as I keep bumping into things and spilling drinks and stuff, I'd imagine you have that problem as well.
A Meat, March 13, 2021, 04:54:55 am
Yes constantly. It's also part of why i don't drive.
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Post by: Penultimatum on March 13, 2021, 04:38:59 pm
cryptidization in progress ... ... ... ...
auaurorau, March 13, 2021, 03:24:43 am
Shaking my head at people who aren’t already a cryptid
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 13, 2021, 07:58:47 pm
There needs to be more unironic classic King Arthur stuff that doesn’t cut all the awesome nonsense from the classics. I want stupid mistaken identity, cucking, medieval French dame’s Perfect Tragic Hunks and Lancelot running away and turning into a feral forest maniac for a year.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 14, 2021, 01:01:01 am
I will write the first dahirinsaat-punk novel
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 14, 2021, 05:29:24 am
Thinking about how some of the yugioh cards based on cryptids were too good they had to be limited. As a result you can only have a single Tsuchinoko, Jackalope and Nessie in your deck. The other cryptids are fine, have 3 of them each in your deck, it's fine.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 15, 2021, 06:17:00 pm
Before I started driving I wasn't entirely convinced that vaping was a real thing that people did, I'd never seen anyone vape in the wild. Since I've been driving though over the past year I've seen one, maybe two, plumes of vape mist billow out of car windows every week.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 15, 2021, 08:27:22 pm
"This one commercial said 'forget everything you know about slip covers,' so I did!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on March 16, 2021, 08:09:08 am
if we taught children not to signal boost awful shit, then online would be mildly more bearable in 60 years
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 16, 2021, 11:20:55 am
please to announce i can now provide you with NFTs for my ballp.it posts. this offers no advantage whatsoever but it will waste your money and destroy the planet. please form an orderly queue.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 16, 2021, 04:51:34 pm
Mark my words I'll be laughing all the way to the (fiat currency) bank when the first of these big time crypto investor assholes dies and they gotta put two bitcoins on his eyelids for the trip across the Styx cause he got no other money in possession so they just end up piling several servers full of hashed jpgs on his decomposing face, caving it in to fucking pulp. Cheers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 17, 2021, 05:17:06 am
Snow White and the Seven Simps
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Oats on March 17, 2021, 09:15:16 am
please to announce i can now provide you with NFTs for my ballp.it posts. this offers no advantage whatsoever but it will waste your money and destroy the planet. please form an orderly queue.
luuuuke566, March 16, 2021, 11:20:55 am

BulbCoin
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on March 17, 2021, 01:28:20 pm
considering turning into a life of crime, but keeping it a secret. this is the part most fail at
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on March 17, 2021, 02:24:21 pm
how to get rid of "cringe". rid the concept out of my being and enthusiastically engage with everything
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 17, 2021, 10:38:42 pm
The current division of continents is some bullshit. There’s no geography to it, a bunch of places are basically in 2 of them and don’t even get me started on oceania
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on March 18, 2021, 12:54:37 pm
The current division of continents is some bullshit. There’s no geography to it, a bunch of places are basically in 2 of them and don’t even get me started on oceania
GirlKisser420, March 17, 2021, 10:38:42 pm
hey have you heard of this place called constantinople
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on March 18, 2021, 07:13:47 pm
I have a desire to buy nice hangers. I've always had the cheap plastic ones you can buy a huge pack of at Walmart for $5 or so. Half of them have duct tape on them from where I broke them on accident. I just have this desire of "I'm an adult now with adult job I should buy nicer hangers soon". It's so stupid.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 18, 2021, 07:16:51 pm
I have a desire to buy nice hangers. I've always had the cheap plastic ones you can buy a huge pack of at Walmart for $5 or so. Half of them have duct tape on them from where I broke them on accident. I just have this desire of "I'm an adult now with adult job I should buy nicer hangers soon". It's so stupid.
thelizzerd, March 18, 2021, 07:13:47 pm
when you put your clothes on the wooden hangars, they don't fall off when you put the hangar back on the bar

for this reason i would willinglly kiss a wooden clothes hanger and I think you should buy some
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on March 18, 2021, 07:55:58 pm
Imagine Orson Welles recording videos for Cameo.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 18, 2021, 11:51:37 pm
I want to travel through a forest at sundown and stumble upon the ruined base of a tower from a bygone age and never learn it’s true history
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on March 19, 2021, 01:02:56 am
I have a desire to buy nice hangers. I've always had the cheap plastic ones you can buy a huge pack of at Walmart for $5 or so. Half of them have duct tape on them from where I broke them on accident. I just have this desire of "I'm an adult now with adult job I should buy nicer hangers soon". It's so stupid.
thelizzerd, March 18, 2021, 07:13:47 pm
when you put your clothes on the wooden hangars, they don't fall off when you put the hangar back on the bar

for this reason i would willinglly kiss a wooden clothes hanger and I think you should buy some
chai tea latte, March 18, 2021, 07:16:51 pm

wooden hangers my shirts fall off. I also like to hang every item of clothing I own. I counted and I own 128 hangers currently. To replace all of them would cost like $100 if I got the style I was looking at on amazon. I want the like velvety ones.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on March 19, 2021, 03:23:38 am
get the hangers
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on March 19, 2021, 11:32:45 am
to own brain: shut up monkey brain i don't need you rn
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on March 20, 2021, 07:28:02 am
This pandemic has taught me the joy of smoking weed every day, and also why I probably shouldn't smoke weed every day.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 20, 2021, 07:35:41 am
joking about my wife pegging me to the extent that all my friends think I'm actually really into it and can't get my wife to agree, when in reality I've never been married
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on March 20, 2021, 02:20:12 pm
While it’s not technically “woods porn” I did find porn in the ceiling of my house that I’m remodeling.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 21, 2021, 07:51:43 am
I'm not animecist! Some of my best friends are flat!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 21, 2021, 08:45:00 am
Lottery ticket subscription box
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 21, 2021, 05:05:49 pm
Listening to history podcasts is depressing because you get to hear statements like “sir francis, who was a competent and bold leader respected by the public” and go “wow there is literally nobody alive now in my country I can think of that meets that description”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on March 22, 2021, 01:20:14 am
skinherited my mom's skin problems. early skinheritance
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 22, 2021, 04:54:43 pm
Listening to history podcasts is depressing because you get to hear statements like “sir francis, who was a competent and bold leader respected by the public” and go “wow there is literally nobody alive now in my country I can think of that meets that description”
GirlKisser420, March 21, 2021, 05:05:49 pm

Take solace in the fact that most of those people were actually really shitty and we just don't really acknowledge it. I studied WWII three times in school before I quit history lessons at 14, and I was well into adulthood before learning that as well as being a brave soldier, a charismatic and determined leader, and an artist, Churchill was also racist enough to make all the other white dudes from the 1800s go "woah dude maybe dial it back a bit" and then never do anything about that. You don't want to envy those people, because the highly popular, successful leaders, also think things like "Indians should starve because they are a beastly people".

What I'm saying is that you're wrong about exactly why those podcasts are depressing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 22, 2021, 10:34:51 pm
You're Wrong About is a fantastic podcast for that.

Remember kids, it was capitalism all along!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 23, 2021, 01:51:30 am
Listening to history podcasts is depressing because you get to hear statements like “sir francis, who was a competent and bold leader respected by the public” and go “wow there is literally nobody alive now in my country I can think of that meets that description”
GirlKisser420, March 21, 2021, 05:05:49 pm

Take solace in the fact that most of those people were actually really shitty and we just don't really acknowledge it. I studied WWII three times in school before I quit history lessons at 14, and I was well into adulthood before learning that as well as being a brave soldier, a charismatic and determined leader, and an artist, Churchill was also racist enough to make all the other white dudes from the 1800s go "woah dude maybe dial it back a bit" and then never do anything about that. You don't want to envy those people, because the highly popular, successful leaders, also think things like "Indians should starve because they are a beastly people".

What I'm saying is that you're wrong about exactly why those podcasts are depressing.
luuuuke566, March 22, 2021, 04:54:43 pm


It’s not really about morality or ethics, the past is full of venal corrupt assholes with awful views, but my concern is the loss of general quality. Winston Churchill has dogshit views on nearly everything and a few big fuckups but he did a decent job as a wartime prime minister, at the very least. Compare him to the current crop of Tories in power and the discrepancy in competence is huge, even if the racism is the same
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on March 23, 2021, 05:14:46 am
A Student Shitposted During Her Lectures. This Is What Happened To Her Grades
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 23, 2021, 06:39:36 am
the antivaxxers should talked way less about blood clots and way more about how sore my arm would feel
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 23, 2021, 09:20:39 pm
'The big man upstairs' is probably the funniest euphemism for God I can think of but it's funnier if it's just used to describe a large fellow on a floor above you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on March 24, 2021, 01:58:35 am
'The big man upstairs' is probably the funniest euphemism for God I can think of but it's funnier if it's just used to describe a large fellow on a floor above you.
Salubrious Rex, March 23, 2021, 09:20:39 pm

The first time I heard this phrase it was in like season 1 of the Simpsons and I thought they meant there was a subletter in their house that was just never mentioned previously. In my defense I was 6 or 7 at the time.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on March 25, 2021, 01:01:14 am
art is very liberating when not performed for school or in other restricted setting. just drew two birds in a minute and:
-i can start and stop when i want
-i could have give the bird a sword if i wanted to. or two swords
-one of the birds is a cat
-no one could stop me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 25, 2021, 09:30:24 am
The government will do anything to stop Uncle Kracker and Uncle Tupelo from teaming up
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 25, 2021, 06:44:40 pm
The worst greatest hits album was the libertines one that came out when they had 2 albums and it was literally 3/4's of their discography. Like releasing a head wound city greatest hits album in 2006
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 25, 2021, 06:58:17 pm
unironically obsessed with this suez cmonster cock thing. everything about shipping is mindblowing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on March 26, 2021, 06:21:23 am
Recurring pointless thought: Alanis Morrisette's "You Oughta Know" and Natalie Merchant's "Jealousy" are the same song, just with different degrees of passive vs. regular aggression.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 26, 2021, 02:31:56 pm
I need to do an MRI to figure out what part of my brain lights up when I think "I wanna get a Little Caesar's pizza!"

Because that's the part of my brain that's into self-harm.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 26, 2021, 02:35:44 pm
I need to do an MRI to figure out what part of my brain lights up when I think "I wanna get a Little Caesar's pizza!"

Because that's the part of my brain that's into self-harm.
Lemon, March 26, 2021, 02:31:56 pm

When you order regular delivery, most people will use only up to 10% of their brain. But what if we ordered Little Ceasars, and used our brain at 100% of its potential?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 26, 2021, 03:33:24 pm
I need to do an MRI to figure out what part of my brain lights up when I think "I wanna get a Little Caesar's pizza!"

Because that's the part of my brain that's into self-harm.
Lemon, March 26, 2021, 02:31:56 pm
I had a pretty shitty roommate once who would eat two little caesars' pizzas a night, take hour-long showers, and who constantly smelled of gasoline. During his hour-long showers, he would always play the same playlist through his bluetooth speaker, at a totally unreasonable volume. This playlist included, among other things, a LIVE version of "Bring Me To Life", as seen in these several youtube clips:

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 26, 2021, 05:45:41 pm
I need to do an MRI to figure out what part of my brain lights up when I think "I wanna get a Little Caesar's pizza!"

Because that's the part of my brain that's into self-harm.
Lemon, March 26, 2021, 02:31:56 pm

I ordered the pretzel crust. It's gross!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on March 26, 2021, 05:58:57 pm
Are there any good novelty-crust pizzas? I can't think of any.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 26, 2021, 06:52:42 pm
I need to do an MRI to figure out what part of my brain lights up when I think "I wanna get a Little Caesar's pizza!"

Because that's the part of my brain that's into self-harm.
Lemon, March 26, 2021, 02:31:56 pm

I ordered the pretzel crust. It's gross!
Lemon, March 26, 2021, 05:45:41 pm

My stomach hurts.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on March 27, 2021, 08:14:25 am
I moved to the states and I just wanna go to a state fair. And also is easier to get an ADHD diagnosis here
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 27, 2021, 08:50:53 am
i hope the boat is stuck forever.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on March 27, 2021, 09:50:14 am
stories based on myths or homer's tales or w/e is just fanfic for old people
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 27, 2021, 12:45:17 pm
someone make a twitter account of extremely passionate praise of obscure bands on youtube comments so I can read it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on March 27, 2021, 03:30:09 pm
Working from home is making me uncomfortably aware of how often I say stupid shit to myself out loud. Am I becoming a troglodyte, or was I always a troglodyte and now I can just express myself better? Mysteries.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on March 27, 2021, 03:31:10 pm
someone make a twitter account of extremely passionate praise of obscure bands on youtube comments so I can read it
A Meat, March 27, 2021, 12:45:17 pm
already exists (https://twitter.com/DiscoComments)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on March 28, 2021, 04:09:08 am
artists being incredibly upset about people interpreting their art the wrong way is very funny to me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 28, 2021, 09:15:37 pm
Entering a brave new world and having non-sugar sweetener in my coffee order instead of raw sugar.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 29, 2021, 09:38:25 am
gödels incompleteness theorem more like im about to incomplete gödels fuckin skull
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 29, 2021, 04:08:33 pm
more like gö del Tarski you stole his Undefinability Theorem you sacka shit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 29, 2021, 10:51:32 pm
david "kochie" koch, Australian morning current affairs guy, and koschei the deathless, the Russian Koch, are the same dude
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 30, 2021, 11:24:47 am
Lost a twitter follower for saying OMC's How Bizarre is a good song. History will vindicate me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 30, 2021, 01:40:48 pm
binged three seasons of vivaldi already this week, can't wait to find out what the fourth one is about!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on March 30, 2021, 03:46:36 pm
Can pizza itself be a snack, or does pizza require transmutation into a miniaturized form (roll, bagel, etc.) to be a snack?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 30, 2021, 05:18:03 pm
I think i might get into doing heroin this year but be like a real hipster about it. Yeah it's like a less scary carfentanyl, man. It's from the earth
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 31, 2021, 12:48:38 am
Flavored seltzer water's second biggest sin is being so expensive. I can't believe I'm paying more for these people to take out flavor.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on March 31, 2021, 01:01:51 am
I'm 22 and still using pirated software for art that a friend gave me on a usb drive when I was 15. I wonder how long I'll continue to use it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on March 31, 2021, 08:08:37 am
I'm 22 and still using pirated software for art that a friend gave me on a usb drive when I was 15. I wonder how long I'll continue to use it.
thelizzerd, March 31, 2021, 01:01:51 am
With the right attitude, it's there with you for life.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 31, 2021, 12:32:19 pm
Song Barrytown took Barrytown right off the map
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 31, 2021, 01:08:42 pm
when God closes a whore, He opens a widow
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 31, 2021, 01:43:18 pm
April Fools is a testament to the wickedness of man
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 31, 2021, 03:38:30 pm
Hey everyone, and welcome to Asexual April! Fly your colors! To start off, on April 1st, International Joke Day, we will inaugurate our 30 planned days of unrepentant asexual activities with a huge orgy (as a joke); following, on April 2nd, we will
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 31, 2021, 06:37:17 pm
god if a pretty woman doesnt play with or braid my hair in the next three months i'm really going to fucking lose it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on April 01, 2021, 01:52:56 am
just found myself aware of how i'm always either vibrating, wiggling, or twirling a glass around (really bad habit don't start that). and i'm never going to make a snarky comment about idle animations again
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 01, 2021, 11:00:41 am
god if a pretty woman doesnt play with or braid my hair in the next three months i'm really going to fucking lose it
chai tea latte, March 31, 2021, 06:37:17 pm
In the last year, I don't think I've seen a man long enough to even remember what it's like to feel attraction.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 01, 2021, 11:05:24 am
The Thin Vantablack Line honours all those who fucking hate Stuart Semple making obscure pigments commercially available to other artists
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 01, 2021, 05:26:34 pm
why the fuck is everyone talking about conversation pits all of a sudden. did the chips in our brains glitch out or something
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 01, 2021, 05:30:28 pm
Thats what I call the front of the crowd at the ambient show
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 01, 2021, 07:33:46 pm
Would it be offensive to get a mild mannered black and white furred dog, get him a collar that looks like that of a priest, name him Father Mackie, and treat him like he's a small country town's eccentric catholic priest?
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Post by: auaurorau on April 03, 2021, 10:57:15 am
it's not "disc rot", they're "appreciating in value"
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Post by: sambair on April 03, 2021, 11:16:07 am
I don't know what I did, but my sinuses completely opened up while I was in the middle of a downward dog and it was an extremely unpleasant sensation.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 03, 2021, 04:04:20 pm
Discoh
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 04, 2021, 01:26:21 am
Sealed an empty bag of Cadbury mini eggs in a cave a few days ago and was excited to see them refilled tomorrow, but looks like I mixed up my Christian holidays
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 04, 2021, 08:00:28 am
One guy tells the story of a "raccoon tour" really well and now we're stuck with the adjective forever... psh.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 05, 2021, 01:54:04 pm
If I get a choice in where I move next, I would like to have a relatively quiet place where I can open my windows
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 05, 2021, 02:04:42 pm
If I get a choice in where I move next, I would like to have a relatively quiet place where I can open my windows
Guy Ferrari, April 05, 2021, 01:54:04 pm
that's the dream, fingers crossed for a nearby public park as well
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on April 05, 2021, 08:05:27 pm
I'm gonna open up a bar called Mojito Nixon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 06, 2021, 01:16:46 pm
I'm so hungry
If only there was a way
to fix this
(There isn't)
Guess I'll die
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 07, 2021, 11:37:03 am
ELO's two most popular songs are about being happy that the sky is blue and swearing to hunt down and kill a woman that cheated you. Food for thought.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 07, 2021, 05:59:33 pm
Her name is just "~" on the birth cerificate because her true name can only be pronounced via a series of armpit fart noises. The rest of our family just calls her Tilda.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 07, 2021, 07:26:14 pm
Wipeout looks pretty easy. I'd do it but I don't want to make the course designers look bad
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 08, 2021, 03:39:55 am
As an Australian it’s very easy for me to uncritically support the radical nationalist violence of the IRA in their attempts to force a United Ireland, which is why I’m going to keep doing it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 08, 2021, 07:55:40 am
I just realised I still remember what phone keys each letter corresponds to off the top of my head and it bothers me that I haven't forgotten that yet, that knowledge will never be useful ever again and I haven't needed it for nearly 10 years now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on April 08, 2021, 12:38:41 pm
Thanks for reminding me that I might still have muscle memory dedicated to playing mangled renditions of MCR songs using the tones on my old Nokia phone that I could have used for being good at shuffling cards or something really useful.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 09, 2021, 12:56:44 am
What if a quiche, and the entire bottom layer is roasted garlic? Can man dream of flying to close to the sun without facing the cloves of hubris?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 09, 2021, 09:37:07 am
I just realised I still remember what phone keys each letter corresponds to off the top of my head and it bothers me that I haven't forgotten that yet, that knowledge will never be useful ever again and I haven't needed it for nearly 10 years now.
Salubrious Rex, April 08, 2021, 07:55:40 am
SOMEONE doesn't play enough puzzle games.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 11, 2021, 03:13:17 am
i cannot stress enough how normal i am towards women
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on April 11, 2021, 05:28:10 am
looked up a word and the dictionary entry started with "(suffix) (humble) (derogatory)". which was rather weird at first glance, but makes a lot of sense after thinking about it.

dictionaries in a hundred years are gonna be filled with junk like "pepega: (archaism) (humble) (derogatory) buffoon; fool" and we can only groan in our graves about it
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 11, 2021, 11:55:55 pm
Posting my poorly photoshopped Hillary Clinton fantasies to the "strong women slimed" group on deviantart, getting banned for "no politic's" by a guy whose entire portfolio is commissions of ghostbusters/legend of Korra crossovers
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 12, 2021, 12:51:29 pm
til Frank had a cameo on h*r.
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316344081217355776/831222493569744956/Screenshot_20210412-103600_YouTube.jpg)
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 12, 2021, 03:56:11 pm
This year, for Lent, I'm giving up
chai tea latte, February 18, 2021, 01:32:14 pm

for the record, this was a great decision.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 12, 2021, 06:32:27 pm
I never try to act badass around my friends, they would instantly be able to tell I was just doing an ECW Sandman impression
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 13, 2021, 08:38:06 am
70 degrees out, might sit on the porch, listen to cheap trick and eat some popcorn shrimp
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 13, 2021, 06:53:42 pm
i'm at the gas station, anyone need anything
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on April 13, 2021, 07:10:38 pm
Duolingo is cool because they have fake languages like Klingon, italian, and high valaryian but don't have real ones like tagalog or farsi
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 13, 2021, 08:27:30 pm
Duolingo is cool because they have fake languages like Klingon, italian, and high valaryian but don't have real ones like tagalog or farsi
Vinny Possum, April 13, 2021, 07:10:38 pm

I really wanted to start picking up Somali, but fucking no one has it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 13, 2021, 10:39:01 pm
My hair is starting to getting to the point where I start to consider it 'long', which is a problem for me. On one hand, I hate having long hair. On the other hand, I like having long hair.

Thankfully the decision on what I need to do with it is made much easier because going to the barber takes effort and planning so it won't happen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xdaringdamselx on April 14, 2021, 12:20:03 pm
I was talking with a coworker about Wrestlemania yesterday and was talking about the match with Bad Bunny in it, but instead of saying "Bad Bunny," I mistakenly said "so that Canadian Destroyer that Bunnybread did was pretty great"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lumbermouth on April 14, 2021, 01:05:13 pm
I was talking with a coworker about Wrestlemania yesterday and was talking about the match with Bad Bunny in it, but instead of saying "Bad Bunny," I mistakenly said "so that Canadian Destroyer that Bunnybread did was pretty great"
xdaringdamselx, April 14, 2021, 12:20:03 pm

Found it (yes I know a Code Red isn't a destroyer, shut up)

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xdaringdamselx on April 14, 2021, 01:58:44 pm
I was talking with a coworker about Wrestlemania yesterday and was talking about the match with Bad Bunny in it, but instead of saying "Bad Bunny," I mistakenly said "so that Canadian Destroyer that Bunnybread did was pretty great"
xdaringdamselx, April 14, 2021, 12:20:03 pm

Found it (yes I know a Code Red isn't a destroyer, shut up)

Lumbermouth, April 14, 2021, 01:05:13 pm
I'm training to be a wrestler but I had to take time off for the past year, partly because of the pandemic and partly because I had to take care of my terminally ill dad, and in the meantime I've been studying various styles and moves and making all my notes, and these are so popular at the moment! But I'm an old lady (I'm turning 33 in a few weeks) and until I'm Smackdown women's champion, they'll still need me to work at the restaurant the next day after the show, so I told myself "yeah I'm gonna focus less on flip piledrivers and more on submissions, that seems less like literally risking my neck every night"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 15, 2021, 12:07:02 am
John Wick needs to rob a bank in the next film
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 15, 2021, 03:21:17 pm
french people talking to me: Zut alors, zo not take our le language for just le joke on le Internet!
me: nodding conciliatorily, in a formally clear, comprehensible and grammatically superior manner
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on April 16, 2021, 04:55:27 am
there's a lot of people really invested into coffee, huh. like, beyond the level of needing a few cups of productivity poison every day
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 16, 2021, 05:39:04 am
Nature is healing, the group of southern american uncles who play saxophone and guitar and sing are back in the local commercial center every friday are back after a year. I wish they were better at singing, but nobody's perfect
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 16, 2021, 08:46:28 am
there's a lot of people really invested into coffee, huh. like, beyond the level of needing a few cups of productivity poison every day
auaurorau, April 16, 2021, 04:55:27 am
yeah and it's keeping me off heroin
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 16, 2021, 08:50:54 am
Whats coffee
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 16, 2021, 09:04:23 am
I'm going to 'build' the US capitol 'in minecraft'
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 16, 2021, 09:45:49 am
Whats coffee
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, April 16, 2021, 08:50:54 am
It's like Bang but without the migraine headaches, insomnia, nervousness, irritability, restlessness, frequent urination or inability to control urination, upset stomach, fast heartbeat, muscle tremors, possible stroke, weight gain, and sugar cravings. Sauce (https://nullchiropractic.com/bang-energy-drinks-are-they-healthy-ww/#:~:text=While%20drinking%20more%20than%20400,fast%20heartbeat%2C%20and%20muscle%20tremors.)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 16, 2021, 09:59:46 am
Whats coffee
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, April 16, 2021, 08:50:54 am
It's like Bang but without the migraine headaches, insomnia, nervousness, irritability, restlessness, frequent urination or inability to control urination, upset stomach, fast heartbeat, muscle tremors, possible stroke, weight gain, and sugar cravings. Sauce (https://nullchiropractic.com/bang-energy-drinks-are-they-healthy-ww/#:~:text=While%20drinking%20more%20than%20400,fast%20heartbeat%2C%20and%20muscle%20tremors.)
Dr. Buttplug, April 16, 2021, 09:45:49 am
well keep that shit away from me then
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 16, 2021, 01:31:32 pm
More people should watch Taskmaster
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 16, 2021, 03:25:52 pm
When I get my fill I'm chilly-chill
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 16, 2021, 04:02:15 pm
Refusing to read the New England Journal Of Medicine until they address deflategate
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 18, 2021, 11:30:02 pm
Thinking about whipping my phone into a lake before tomorrow morning
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: sambair on April 19, 2021, 03:59:03 am
Been doing a lot of thinking lately, and I'm realizing that there's nothing less important in life than "finishing" a video game or tv show.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: kthorjensen on April 19, 2021, 01:30:04 pm
Been doing a lot of thinking lately, and I'm realizing that there's nothing less important in life than "finishing" a video game or tv show.
sambair, April 19, 2021, 03:59:03 am

Or book! When you're done, you're done!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 20, 2021, 04:28:05 am
What's important in life relative. It feels weird to determine how things rank.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 20, 2021, 08:42:50 am
Honoring the day by enjoying a little thc syrup in my bang energy miami cola

https://twitter.com/FadedAfRuatha/status/1384506059327516674
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 20, 2021, 10:14:59 am
I want a wuxia version of the bible, moses parting the sea with taoist magic or something while doing cool flips
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 21, 2021, 02:21:05 pm
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear: Yo
Could I get a cold beverage?
I need some leverage
It's sweaty outside
Some lemonade would be nice
Or a Sprite through the drive-thru at B.K
Yo, I'll buy a girl a drink, but girl's got to pay
On the front porch, I got some iced tea
If you'd like a taste of tea, then come along with me
Summertime is steamin', don't give me no bug juice
Grab some ice and a dash of vermouth
It's martini time
Yeah, yeah, feeling golden
Bring your own beverage
Just make sure it's cold
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 21, 2021, 05:11:18 pm
What if all the characters in Super Mario converted to Islam. Would the main conflict of the series be that Bowser is Shia and Mario et al. are Sunni?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 22, 2021, 02:38:38 pm
Every time I switch my scale units and pass by ml on my way to grams, I feel like the scale is judging my imperialist ass
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on April 22, 2021, 05:46:27 pm
Every time I switch my scale units and pass by ml on my way to grams, I feel like the scale is judging my imperialist ass
Guy Ferrari, April 22, 2021, 02:38:38 pm
I know I am.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 22, 2021, 07:30:02 pm
im gay
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 24, 2021, 03:14:36 am
The notorious epicurean, the Michelin Man
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 24, 2021, 10:01:34 am
First dance at wedding to "Destroy The Orcs"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on April 24, 2021, 10:20:40 am
watched four minutes of some jeopardy skit and started feeling like an alien who discovered a new form of sentient life
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 25, 2021, 02:58:34 pm
Every pastry is better with a coffee
Cigarettes are better with a coffee
A cigarette is a pastry
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 26, 2021, 08:27:03 am
Guy Fieri is what happens if you feed Drew Carey after midnight.

Credit my boss
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 27, 2021, 01:45:37 am
For every bird of paradise there's, like, nine birds of inferno.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 27, 2021, 01:47:44 am
For every bird of paradise there's, like, nine birds of inferno.
Spooks, April 27, 2021, 01:45:37 am

Finally, the secret to the spicy buffalo wings
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on April 27, 2021, 06:09:51 am
convinced that linux coders hate the rest of humanity with a passion after trying to install a plugin for gnu image manipulation program
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 27, 2021, 02:58:39 pm
I threw someone in the well, don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell and now you're in my way
I trade my soul for a thrill, pennies and dimes for a kill
I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way

Your stare was holdin', ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

(https://icutpeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/jack-o-lantern.gif)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 28, 2021, 12:55:48 am
guy who doesn't know how to make balanced hypotheticals voice: would you rather eat a human sized chicken mcnugget, right, or be eaten by chickens?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 28, 2021, 09:01:55 am
Writing show about blowjob equipment call that top gear
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 28, 2021, 12:16:39 pm
Coming to terms with the knowledge you'd totally be suckered into a cult no problem
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 28, 2021, 01:23:47 pm
Writing show about blowjob equipment call that top gear
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, April 28, 2021, 09:01:55 am
show about British cokeheads buying drugs call that cop gear
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 28, 2021, 03:58:01 pm
clown 2: honk voltage
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 28, 2021, 04:57:56 pm
Let Me Clear My Throat, the platonic ideal of the rap single
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on April 28, 2021, 08:46:09 pm
show about British cokeheads buying drugs call that cop gear
chai tea latte, April 28, 2021, 01:23:47 pm

[bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb][bulb]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 01, 2021, 01:29:28 am
Do you think anyone accidently found themselves on a fetish board for sounding and tried to use it as a sounding board?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 01, 2021, 11:37:27 am
Do you think anyone accidently found themselves on a fetish board for sounding and tried to use it as a sounding board?
Dr. Buttplug, May 01, 2021, 01:29:28 am
sounds unlikely
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 02, 2021, 05:38:36 pm
Really want to try frying potatoes in duck fat but I fear my body will spontaneously grow a new gall bladder overnight just to create revenge stones
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 03, 2021, 02:14:06 am
Ollie is a cat. She's warm.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 03, 2021, 08:47:08 am
had a pretty good industrial noise music thing going until someone found out I just throw bricks into washing machines and record the results. now I'm "canceled"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on May 03, 2021, 12:27:37 pm
had a pretty good industrial noise music thing going until someone found out I just throw bricks into washing machines and record the results. now I'm "canceled"
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 03, 2021, 08:47:08 am

https://twitter.com/jackmillerb/status/1297533609897791488
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 04, 2021, 12:35:04 am
I got a free phone upgrade and now own two perfectly viable devices.

Currently breaking in the autofill dictionary so it knows how exactly to convey the wonder that is me.

Dozerfleet
cytran
portaxx
kumquatxop
fictionkin
werebelushi
Lunarwolf (it already knew this one!!!!!)
Morgellons
organize
abdl
Sissykiss
The F Plus
thefpl.us
thefmin.us
Bimboland
Supernanny
WAM
Mmmbop!

Hopefully that helps a little.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 04, 2021, 10:04:15 am
Do you think the guy who got killed by a bear, in that Herzog documentary, you know, do you think if that guy had lived, he'd be into Q?

Because i think yes he would
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 04, 2021, 10:40:04 am
Do you think the guy who got killed by a bear, in that Herzog documentary, you know, do you think if that guy had lived, he'd be into Q?

Because i think yes he would
chai tea latte, May 04, 2021, 10:04:15 am
He absolutely would, but in a very detached way. He'd ponder it in that weird pseudo-intellectual way he talked about nature.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 04, 2021, 04:59:28 pm
not including accessibility options in your video game should be illegal
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 04, 2021, 11:40:22 pm
guy who doesn't know how to make balanced hypotheticals voice: would you rather eat a human sized chicken mcnugget, right, or be eaten by chickens?
chai tea latte, April 28, 2021, 12:55:48 am
guy who can't make a balanced hypothetical situation voice: so would you rather have one dollar, okay, or a million dollars.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 05, 2021, 02:27:17 pm
not including accessibility options in your video game should be illegal
A Meat, May 04, 2021, 04:59:28 pm
I admit there's some games i just know I cannot play. And that's fine. Like there's a certain point i can't focus on something if it's going too fast from specific perspectives. Most of the FPS genre is like this, for example.

But there are absolutely some that there's just no reason to not outside of ignorance or spite.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 05, 2021, 09:37:03 pm
The 1960s was an era of libidinous excess where you could smoke at your desk at work
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 05, 2021, 10:20:15 pm
Good money in that dere bespoke dildo sculptin' business I reckon, mhmm *spit*
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 06, 2021, 02:40:49 am
Having heavy eyes is being eye tired. This is different from being tired. Which is different from being physically tired.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 06, 2021, 05:47:13 pm
getting invited to hogwarts is basically the same as becoming a janissary
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 06, 2021, 05:59:18 pm
getting invited to hogwarts is basically the same as becoming a janissary
GirlKisser420, May 06, 2021, 05:47:13 pm
the janissaries took over the caliphate, so honestly no it's not even one tenth as cool
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 07, 2021, 01:04:57 am
getting invited to hogwarts is basically the same as becoming a janissary
GirlKisser420, May 06, 2021, 05:47:13 pm
the janissaries took over the caliphate, so honestly no it's not even one tenth as cool
chai tea latte, May 06, 2021, 05:59:18 pm
okay but what if they did cool Sufi magick and dancing at hogwarts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 07, 2021, 02:14:48 am
no matter how messy or gross it may be, nothing's more relieving than your bed when you're tired
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on May 07, 2021, 09:14:21 am
i'm certain my brain used to have other modes for handling new people beyond "polite indifference" and "crushing". i wonder what happened to them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 07, 2021, 03:51:57 pm
hegelegelegel's phenomenomenomenology of spiritiritirit,
now say it three times fast
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 08, 2021, 04:07:01 am
People remember the term "Kwisatz Haderach" from Dune, but if you fixed the Hebrew (it's "Kfitsat HaDerech" in modern Hebrew) and translated it it'd be "the leap forward", or literally "jump of the way" 
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 08, 2021, 10:32:44 am
Good money in that dere bespoke dildo sculptin' business I reckon, mhmm *spit*
Guy Ferrari, May 05, 2021, 10:20:15 pm
What which new fangled critter shape buttplug yer fixin ter get?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 08, 2021, 11:30:41 am
Good money in that dere bespoke dildo sculptin' business I reckon, mhmm *spit*
Guy Ferrari, May 05, 2021, 10:20:15 pm
What which new fangled critter shape buttplug yer fixin ter get?
Dr. Buttplug, May 08, 2021, 10:32:44 am

Well doc, I was restin' a spell by the crik over yonda this mornin', thinking about life and all. Sat onna rock and done scurd a snake sunnin' there! Then I thought to m'self, what if that snake done crawled up m' butthole? About that time I got myself a mighty boner. Thinkin' about maybe gussie'n it up and making it like one of those fancy "oveepositir" type things.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 08, 2021, 12:31:19 pm
Good money in that dere bespoke dildo sculptin' business I reckon, mhmm *spit*
Guy Ferrari, May 05, 2021, 10:20:15 pm
What which new fangled critter shape buttplug yer fixin ter get?
Dr. Buttplug, May 08, 2021, 10:32:44 am

Well doc, I was restin' a spell by the crik over yonda this mornin', thinking about life and all. Sat onna rock and done scurd a snake sunnin' there! Then I thought to m'self, what if that snake done crawled up m' butthole? About that time I got myself a mighty boner. Thinkin' about maybe gussie'n it up and making it like one of those fancy "oveepositir" type things.
Guy Ferrari, May 08, 2021, 11:30:41 am

oh VEE pos a what? where' you git that ten dollar word. I'ma thinkin' I got a fix fer what ails ya. What cher think a this here garden hose and a couple ah hard boilts?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 08, 2021, 02:51:47 pm
The 1960s was an era of libidinous excess where you could smoke at your desk at work
chai tea latte, May 05, 2021, 09:37:03 pm
i would put up with an entire year of 1960s office sexism if it meant I could smoke at my desk at work
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 08, 2021, 03:30:24 pm
The 1960s was an era of libidinous excess where you could smoke at your desk at work
chai tea latte, May 05, 2021, 09:37:03 pm
i would put up with an entire year of 1960s office sexism if it meant I could smoke at my desk at work
chai tea latte, May 08, 2021, 02:51:47 pm

Okay Chai, what's the job you're working?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 08, 2021, 05:13:32 pm
The 1960s was an era of libidinous excess where you could smoke at your desk at work
chai tea latte, May 05, 2021, 09:37:03 pm
i would put up with an entire year of 1960s office sexism if it meant I could smoke at my desk at work
chai tea latte, May 08, 2021, 02:51:47 pm

Okay Chai, what's the job you're working?
Guy Ferrari, May 08, 2021, 03:30:24 pm
i'm a contact tracer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 08, 2021, 06:24:39 pm
Good money in that dere bespoke dildo sculptin' business I reckon, mhmm *spit*
Guy Ferrari, May 05, 2021, 10:20:15 pm
What which new fangled critter shape buttplug yer fixin ter get?
Dr. Buttplug, May 08, 2021, 10:32:44 am

Well doc, I was restin' a spell by the crik over yonda this mornin', thinking about life and all. Sat onna rock and done scurd a snake sunnin' there! Then I thought to m'self, what if that snake done crawled up m' butthole? About that time I got myself a mighty boner. Thinkin' about maybe gussie'n it up and making it like one of those fancy "oveepositir" type things.
Guy Ferrari, May 08, 2021, 11:30:41 am

oh VEE pos a what? where' you git that ten dollar word. I'ma thinkin' I got a fix fer what ails ya. What cher think a this here garden hose and a couple ah hard boilts?
Dr. Buttplug, May 08, 2021, 12:31:19 pm
please talk like this more often
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 08, 2021, 09:55:02 pm
Good money in that dere bespoke dildo sculptin' business I reckon, mhmm *spit*
Guy Ferrari, May 05, 2021, 10:20:15 pm
What which new fangled critter shape buttplug yer fixin ter get?
Dr. Buttplug, May 08, 2021, 10:32:44 am

Well doc, I was restin' a spell by the crik over yonda this mornin', thinking about life and all. Sat onna rock and done scurd a snake sunnin' there! Then I thought to m'self, what if that snake done crawled up m' butthole? About that time I got myself a mighty boner. Thinkin' about maybe gussie'n it up and making it like one of those fancy "oveepositir" type things.
Guy Ferrari, May 08, 2021, 11:30:41 am

oh VEE pos a what? where' you git that ten dollar word. I'ma thinkin' I got a fix fer what ails ya. What cher think a this here garden hose and a couple ah hard boilts?
Dr. Buttplug, May 08, 2021, 12:31:19 pm
please talk like this more often
Shell Game, May 08, 2021, 06:24:39 pm

DONE (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=3595.0)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on May 09, 2021, 06:41:24 am
The Jan and Dean song "Surf City" posits the existence of a surfing community where there are "two girls for every boy." As this gender disparity is not normally associated with the sport of surfing, one must assume a disaster or other highly unusual cause -- the devastating consequences of war, perhaps, or an infectious disease outbreak with disproportionate lethality to young male patients. In this essay, I will outline plausible causes for the Surf City demographic shift as well as speculate about the long-term consequences for this tragedy-stricken vacation destination...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 09, 2021, 07:32:59 am
The Jan and Dean song "Surf City" posits the existence of a surfing community where there are "two girls for every boy." As this gender disparity is not normally associated with the sport of surfing, one must assume a disaster or other highly unusual cause -- the devastating consequences of war, perhaps, or an infectious disease outbreak with disproportionate lethality to young male patients. In this essay, I will outline plausible causes for the Surf City demographic shift as well as speculate about the long-term consequences for this tragedy-stricken vacation destination...
Antivehicular, May 09, 2021, 06:41:24 am
They could all be octogenarians, men have a shorter average lifespan than women
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 09, 2021, 08:21:31 am
Thats because we're always dying in surfing related accidents
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on May 09, 2021, 03:47:31 pm
Sirens have discovered that it's far easier to pull surfers off their boards than it is to lure them off large, noisy modern boats, so they populate Surf City to find prey to pull below the briny deep. The large amounts of female sirens and the high male death rate contribute to this gender imbalance.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on May 11, 2021, 08:04:52 am
i know there are historical cultural reasons to it, but i'll never get over the fact that japanese has a ninja pronoun
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 11, 2021, 09:41:22 am
Janet Weiss has a posse
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on May 11, 2021, 10:07:06 am
Giving myself "The Stranger" in a strange land (Philadelphia)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 11, 2021, 03:46:20 pm
No, mom, I'm not watching porn, I'm doing my physics homework! No, look, they're even doing the double slit experiment right now!
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 14, 2021, 08:30:09 am
guy who doesn't know how to make balanced hypotheticals voice: would you rather eat a human sized chicken mcnugget, right, or be eaten by chickens?
chai tea latte, April 28, 2021, 12:55:48 am
guy who can't make a balanced hypothetical situation voice: so would you rather have one dollar, okay, or a million dollars.
chai tea latte, May 04, 2021, 11:40:22 pm
guy who can't make a balanced hypothetical situation voice: would you rather wear a face mask, right, or get covid-19?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 14, 2021, 07:01:36 pm
Uncircumcise me from these e-mails. | Update my peeferences.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 15, 2021, 12:13:02 pm
I hope leetspeak exists in greek and it's called leetsgreek
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 15, 2021, 09:21:43 pm
If you make a crab cake but dont put it in the oven that's kind of like maryland sushi
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Post by: auaurorau on May 16, 2021, 12:52:28 am
objective statements are the subset of subjective statements which satisfy the condition of "enough people think they're objective"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 17, 2021, 09:24:24 am
Those first two propagandhi albums...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 18, 2021, 04:08:27 am
thinking about becoming unhealthily obsessed with my dick
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 18, 2021, 09:01:01 am
thinking about becoming unhealthily obsessed with my dick
A Meat, May 18, 2021, 04:08:27 am
on second thought, I have better things to do with my life
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 19, 2021, 05:28:32 pm
I'll take the processed stuff over raw honey. I don't want to get bee herpies or whatever.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 19, 2021, 06:06:58 pm
i'm going to kill every small business owner in the entire province
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 20, 2021, 12:09:01 am
i'm going to kill every small business owner in the entire province
chai tea latte, May 19, 2021, 06:06:58 pm

Small business people are some of the worst people.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 20, 2021, 12:51:56 pm
enemy of the pod

e: nemesis of the pod
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 20, 2021, 05:26:47 pm
i had an amazing revelation last night that i wanted to share here, but now I've completely forgotten what it was. :(
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 21, 2021, 12:30:27 am
I kinda want to try ají amarillo peppers, but I don't want to go through the effort of looking for a place that imports them, if there is any at all in my area
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 21, 2021, 02:09:18 pm
Couldn't catch me calling sex "play." Oh you up for a round of sex later? Good for the lungs!
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Post by: Lemon on May 21, 2021, 07:55:35 pm
Couldn't catch me calling sex "play." Oh you up for a round of sex later? Good for the lungs!
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, May 21, 2021, 02:09:18 pm

See, but I call it a play because I do it in a 100 seat theatre, charge $9 a ticket, and keep trying to convince my friends to come even though they keep making up excuses why they can't.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 22, 2021, 10:45:24 am
Im selling individual rap kyrics for $3 a pop ahem;

Goin to the land of milk and honey,
Nothin but pussy drugs and money.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 22, 2021, 02:38:26 pm
i like a lady with a big naples
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Post by: Shell Game on May 23, 2021, 04:18:47 am
All according to keikaku.

Keikaku means nobody gets left behind.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 23, 2021, 07:51:54 am
gonna start pretending I have a weird fetish so I can write it off on my taxes
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 23, 2021, 05:25:09 pm
has the fplus always been on spotify or is this a fairly new development? i just got recommended it
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on May 23, 2021, 08:51:55 pm
More film sequels should have done the Aliens thing and just added an 's' to the last film and had 1000 of whatever the first one was about.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on May 24, 2021, 08:14:04 am
More film sequels should have done the Aliens thing and just added an 's' to the last film and had 1000 of whatever the first one was about.
Salubrious Rex, May 23, 2021, 08:51:55 pm
Yojimbos
Serpicos
Robocops
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on May 24, 2021, 10:07:20 am
Gonna start an podcast about the history of depictions of genitals in art just to be able to use the name Taint By Numbers .
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 24, 2021, 05:44:30 pm
a proper Dudes Rock mentality rejects hypermasculinity. the core truth is that all dudes rock, in seperate and unique ways. If you're gonna try to conceptualise "Real Men" you're not supporting the ethos.
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Post by: Antivehicular on May 24, 2021, 07:39:18 pm
An except from a conversation I just had about the Silver Surfer: "I guess he had a name? He was just a guy, before the situation."

Those two sentences will be the full bio for any future D&D characters I make.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 25, 2021, 02:27:09 am
The tricky thing about removing nazis from the heavy metal scene is that fascism is, in fairness, pretty metal. The ideology demands everyone dies in industrial forever war for glory, it’s easy to imagine a killer album about that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 25, 2021, 08:51:46 am
Alien Versus Predator was always funny to me, they're both both
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Post by: Shell Game on May 25, 2021, 11:12:25 am
i had an amazing revelation last night that i wanted to share here, but now I've completely forgotten what it was. :(
Shell Game, May 20, 2021, 05:26:47 pm
All according to keikaku.

Keikaku means nobody gets left behind.
Shell Game, May 23, 2021, 04:18:47 am
it was this

i just put together that these were the same thought
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Post by: auaurorau on May 25, 2021, 12:36:34 pm
couldn't remember stan kelly's name so i googled "sickos mangaka" which means it's time for me to log off
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on May 25, 2021, 05:44:40 pm
Singing songs about my everyday chores to the tune of the Mountain Goats's "Sourdoire Valley Song"

Wash something
Fold something
Clothes come out real clean
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 25, 2021, 06:35:12 pm
Singing songs about my everyday chores to the tune of the Mountain Goats's "Sourdoire Valley Song"

Wash something
Fold something
Clothes come out real clean

Antivehicular, May 25, 2021, 05:44:40 pm
I'm confused. are those not mountain goats lyrics?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 25, 2021, 08:18:10 pm
Friedrich NFTzsche
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 26, 2021, 03:59:10 am
it's been years since I've had carob chocolate
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 26, 2021, 04:03:20 pm
meet me in the tetrahedroned sphere
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 26, 2021, 04:13:48 pm
You joke but they literally squared the circle in boxing and nobody even cares
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Post by: A Meat on May 26, 2021, 04:58:01 pm
today I saw part of a video where a plasticine model of a minion is crucified, but the part that offended me the most was that it claimed to be ASMR but had really loud and obnoxious sound effects
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on May 26, 2021, 06:30:05 pm
Friedrich NFTzsche
Spooks, May 25, 2021, 08:18:10 pm

 I blocked @fredrich_nftzsche, just in case. If that account exists, it sucks.
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Post by: Antivehicular on May 26, 2021, 07:42:58 pm
I imagined most of the plot of a short story called "The Ones Who Walk Away from Salami" last night as I was trying to fall asleep, and now I kinda want to write it
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Post by: A Meat on May 27, 2021, 09:36:19 am
The Virgin Bagua vs the Chad Geomantic Figures
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 27, 2021, 04:56:57 pm
[stand-up comic takes the stage] "Flavored lube tastes terrible..." [Crowd erupts with laughter] "because it doesn't taste like juice bomb!" [Crowd starts erecting guillotine]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 27, 2021, 05:44:41 pm
Friedrich NFTzsche
Spooks, May 25, 2021, 08:18:10 pm

 I blocked @fredrich_nftzsche, just in case. If that account exists, it sucks.
Lemon, May 26, 2021, 06:30:05 pm

You'll have no one but yourself to blame when you miss out on the advances of the Will to Power Consumption
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on May 27, 2021, 06:50:49 pm
Friedrich NFTzsche
Spooks, May 25, 2021, 08:18:10 pm

 I blocked @fredrich_nftzsche, just in case. If that account exists, it sucks.
Lemon, May 26, 2021, 06:30:05 pm
I am an extremely big fan of the "preemptively block terrible usernames, because anyone who has them will automatically suck" Twitter curation strategy, btw
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 28, 2021, 01:48:10 am
I imagined most of the plot of a short story called "The Ones Who Walk Away from Salami" last night as I was trying to fall asleep, and now I kinda want to write it
Antivehicular, May 26, 2021, 07:42:58 pm
it's Imala, South Carolina
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Post by: auaurorau on May 28, 2021, 04:11:07 am
gonna start carrying around a box of nails and a telephone so if a zombie apocalypse comes the survivors can scavenge loot from me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 28, 2021, 07:25:09 am
Listening to BTS because I liked the way they talked about mcdonald's
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on May 28, 2021, 08:31:28 am
Eating at McDonald's because I liked the way they acknowledged BTS
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 28, 2021, 04:51:39 pm
I got a blemish on my ass cheek,
When I scratch it make the chair creak,

Memorial day sale only $2.50
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Post by: Hux on May 28, 2021, 09:43:11 pm
i know myers-briggs tests are just secular astrology but i went from being enfp in high school to being entp in adulthood.
i like pointless labels
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 29, 2021, 04:16:23 am
Brian Blessed Be
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 30, 2021, 02:27:09 pm
Once I get somewhere in this new phase of life and at least a little stable, I'm getting a fucking huge tattoo. Just a whole sleeve day one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 31, 2021, 07:57:10 am
I'm gonna take my horse behind the old time barn
I'm gonna kiii-i-i-i-i-ill
            —                        my horse
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 31, 2021, 02:16:38 pm
emo kids nowadays don't know. oh i'm gonna listen to a five minute track about crying in my room wam bam thank you maam i'm sad now. back in my day it took us two years to read through proust and we hated every second of it
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Post by: Sovereign on June 01, 2021, 12:26:46 am
Referring to issues of comics as American manga and manga volumes as graphic novels
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 01, 2021, 12:34:08 am
kind of weirdly sad that people are referring to the St. Louis Veiled Prophet ball as a 'KKK thing' and calling Ellie Kemper a KKK princess for winning the beauty pageant there when in reality the Veiled Prophet is much more deeply fucked up and stupid than the KKK is
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 01, 2021, 07:01:20 pm
Lil Uzi Vert had to take the 24 million dollar diamond out of his forehead before it tony starked its way into his skull and i might just fucking cry
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Post by: I Liked That Joke on June 01, 2021, 09:12:06 pm
Twitter is just like forty assholes. Just scolding each other forever.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 02, 2021, 10:28:41 am
Twitter is just like forty assholes. Just scolding each other forever.
I Liked That Joke, June 01, 2021, 09:12:06 pm
I'll have you know at least 10 of them just need to have a talk about something.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 02, 2021, 05:10:02 pm
But for real, fuck capitalism
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 03, 2021, 01:45:11 am
Would it be racist to say ‘Asian people do be eating noodle soup’
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 03, 2021, 10:32:36 pm
Would it be racist to say ‘Asian people do be eating noodle soup’
GirlKisser420, June 03, 2021, 01:45:11 am
Please see attachment
(https://i.imgur.com/MFc5xVc.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 04, 2021, 01:38:23 am
As far as I can tell my workplace has the same attitude towards morale that dragon age has to relationships, where serious morale crises caused by fundamental work shifts  can be resolved with enough check-ins and a bunch of decorations
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 04, 2021, 07:22:10 am
what if magick is real, but you have to accurately pronounce the spell in proto-indo-european, and there's just no crossover between the magick doers and linguist dead language reconstructors
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on June 04, 2021, 10:12:59 am
As far as I can tell my workplace has the same attitude towards morale that dragon age has to relationships, where serious morale crises caused by fundamental work shifts  can be resolved with enough check-ins and a bunch of decorations
GirlKisser420, June 04, 2021, 01:38:23 am

"We're all very tired and stressed after a year of pandemic and having to take on a bunch more work for no extra pay, and there are a lot of systemic issues that make our jobs way harder than they need to be."
"Cool, well, here's some free Pride month zoom backgrounds and a mandatory webinar about how you really don't need therapy!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on June 04, 2021, 11:08:10 pm
As far as I can tell my workplace has the same attitude towards morale that dragon age has to relationships, where serious morale crises caused by fundamental work shifts  can be resolved with enough check-ins and a bunch of decorations
GirlKisser420, June 04, 2021, 01:38:23 am
Support 4's done such a great job! Big kudos to everyone for all their hard work!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 05, 2021, 10:06:28 am
I never pinky swear cause that would break all rules of pinky decency.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 05, 2021, 10:45:15 am
As far as I can tell my workplace has the same attitude towards morale that dragon age has to relationships, where serious morale crises caused by fundamental work shifts  can be resolved with enough check-ins and a bunch of decorations
GirlKisser420, June 04, 2021, 01:38:23 am

Reached tier 7 Relationship
Unlocked
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Post by: Shell Game on June 05, 2021, 01:54:10 pm
this thread made it to page 420
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 07, 2021, 01:21:19 pm
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/1aa7080e98f73c2e8a106e467dab541e/8b7bff17c3c07c5f-6f/s640x960/8c139fb4fbdeb8bb63ef19ae1389d3cd494d4f12.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sauce on June 07, 2021, 07:29:31 pm
Those trees that everyone says smell like cum don't smell like cum to me. I'm worried there's something wrong with me and wondering which of the two obvious options it might be.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on June 07, 2021, 07:40:05 pm
Those trees that everyone says smell like cum don't smell like cum to me. I'm worried there's something wrong with me and wondering which of the two obvious options it might be.
Sauce, June 07, 2021, 07:29:31 pm
pardon me?
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Post by: Diploskull on June 07, 2021, 07:44:27 pm
Those trees that everyone says smell like cum don't smell like cum to me. I'm worried there's something wrong with me and wondering which of the two obvious options it might be.
Sauce, June 07, 2021, 07:29:31 pm

You're not the only one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sauce on June 07, 2021, 07:48:08 pm
Those trees that everyone says smell like cum don't smell like cum to me. I'm worried there's something wrong with me and wondering which of the two obvious options it might be.
Sauce, June 07, 2021, 07:29:31 pm
pardon me?
Hux, June 07, 2021, 07:40:05 pm
OK, now I don't even know if that's a thing and I don't want to Google it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 07, 2021, 11:36:26 pm
american linden trees (https://newguyscience.wordpress.com/2017/10/15/the-pungent-aura-of-the-linden-tree/), according to some, have a cum smell when blooming though in cowardly/'academic' descriptions it's usually just referred to as 'earthy and sweet' and not 'like a loaded cock blast in the face'. it might be a thing like how some people have a certain gene that causes spinach to taste gross or look past reptilian disguises to see their real form
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on June 07, 2021, 11:46:44 pm
imagine not knowing this and walking through the forest and just smelling jizz wafting through the air
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 08, 2021, 12:52:52 am
The Callery Pear tree (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrus_calleryana) also smells like cum, but that one doesn't have a Mitchell and Webb sketch about it

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on June 08, 2021, 06:02:00 am
since when did cum have a smell strong enough to compare to a tree? genuinely, what the fuck?
i guess it would smell if it dried (eugh) but i don't know nor do i want to know what that smell is.

that could be a good pickup line. "hey baby, i've never smelled cum before. can i smell yours?"
use that on someone and if it gets you laid please let me know. thanks.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on June 08, 2021, 07:56:13 am
I wouldn't call myself the resident ballpit cum expert (although what a title to put on a resume!) but it strikes me as a thing where, like, there's a taste, there has to be a smell on some level?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 08, 2021, 09:30:25 am
Oh cool you guys have found a new insecurity for me!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 08, 2021, 06:25:37 pm
guy who thinks he's constructing a variant of the philosophical trolley problem but doesn't actually understand it voice: Isn't this just insurance?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on June 08, 2021, 10:32:20 pm
I wouldn't call myself the resident ballpit cum expert (although what a title to put on a resume!) but it strikes me as a thing where, like, there's a taste, there has to be a smell on some level?
jim and the mammograms, June 08, 2021, 07:56:13 am
also not a cum expert. i've heard the taste can be influenced by diet, so the same could be true for the smell.
i guess most people don't think to smell their cum(or their partner's cum, for that matter) after the deed is done. 

Oh cool you guys have found a new insecurity for me!
ChrisGainesFan, June 08, 2021, 09:30:25 am
i'm sure your cum smells lovely.
like a linden tree in full bloom.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 08, 2021, 10:52:27 pm
hi, cum expert here. you all smell like cum all the time but i haven't been saying anything.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 08, 2021, 11:10:38 pm
we spent 40% of our time on page 420 discussing cum trees
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 09, 2021, 05:08:12 am
SYMPATHY vs. EMPATHY vs. METAL EMPATHY
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 09, 2021, 07:00:10 am
Dugnutt Duck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on June 09, 2021, 05:15:11 pm
Has the F Plus been a grammar shaming podcast the whole time and I’m just now realizing it?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 09, 2021, 05:37:10 pm
Has the F Plus been a grammar shaming podcast the whole time and I’m just now realizing it?
Ragnarok Boobies, June 09, 2021, 05:15:11 pm
Yes it, have.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on June 10, 2021, 04:11:03 am
once, just once, i would like to watch the olympics and see all the contestants doing the naruto run
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 10, 2021, 04:39:09 am
When you think about it, "fuck you" isn't much of a curse word, it more of a blessing word
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on June 10, 2021, 01:46:30 pm
John Wilkes Booth Babe
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Semantic Weeb on June 10, 2021, 02:57:24 pm
At least once a month, I think about a glassdoor review I saw for a startup that went something like:

Cons:
Overbearing management
No work-life balance

Pros:
Dark environment for programmers
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 10, 2021, 05:54:51 pm
Hunted down by Cartoon Wetwork for my radical fanfic
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 10, 2021, 07:05:07 pm
When you think about it, "fuck you" isn't much of a curse word, it more of a blessing word
A Meat, June 10, 2021, 04:39:09 am

yes, this is good, whenever an NPC in my D&D game says "Hail thee!" I shall replace it, eg "Fuck you, fair traveller!"

very quick edit: I realize this may or may not be a gag from one of the Rush Hour movies. I'm so sorry for this and I take my comment back, I disavow Rush Hour and all its sequels and I do not associate with them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on June 10, 2021, 10:33:15 pm
At least once a month, I think about a glassdoor review I saw for a startup that went something like:

Cons:
Overbearing management
No work-life balance

Pros:
Dark environment for programmers
Sin Bucket, June 10, 2021, 02:57:24 pm

I once read one very similar to this, except that the one listed pro (after many serious cons) was "free pretzels."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on June 11, 2021, 03:16:53 pm
Non-fungible tech decks.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 12, 2021, 03:55:48 am
none of the universal's classic monsters are monsters, they're all humans or former humans
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Tipsy Almond on June 12, 2021, 07:16:24 pm
Is it possible to make orgonite experience an orgasm? Knowing that community, they'd probably say "yes"
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Post by: The Smoking Dad on June 13, 2021, 12:11:33 am
I’m gonna become the world’s first, only, and BEST twisted metal lore youtuber. 3 hours of me dramatically reading the backstory of the scary clown driver over orchestral music coming right up!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 13, 2021, 07:58:06 am
Dude that’s not the asexual pride float, someone’s just stuck behind the parade in a Volvo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 13, 2021, 02:28:57 pm
happy pride month to small little dogs at the dog park
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 14, 2021, 01:28:57 pm
throwing a rock through your bosses window with a note with clip-cut-out letters spelling out "can i have next Saturday off"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 14, 2021, 03:53:50 pm
throwing a rock through your bosses window with a note with clip-cut-out letters spelling out "can i have next Saturday off"
chai tea latte, June 14, 2021, 01:28:57 pm

You're going to get fired for asking for Saturday off anyways, might as well do it the badass way
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 15, 2021, 10:49:59 am
throwing a rock through your bosses window with a note with clip-cut-out letters spelling out "can i have next Saturday off"
chai tea latte, June 14, 2021, 01:28:57 pm
i got Saturday off
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 15, 2021, 02:55:21 pm
Everybody was a quote unquote "v-tuber" as far as the The Matrix is concerned, and they all ate their cereal soup in it, too.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 15, 2021, 09:17:38 pm
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is making you believe there's a way to get your shit sucked eight ways to paradise that God won't see
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 17, 2021, 01:22:26 pm
Karl "Popper in the Pussy"s Paradox of Tolerance
Spooks, February 27, 2021, 07:04:07 am

Karl Pooper - The Gaped Society and Its Enemas
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on June 17, 2021, 10:58:03 pm
bdsmtp: being a slave to email

cbbt: bank punches your nuts (participating locations only)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: RoeCocoa on June 18, 2021, 11:22:41 am
Dial O for Tuna
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: auaurorau on June 19, 2021, 12:46:25 pm
used to be that viruses stole your data, now it's just apps and websites. how technology grows
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 19, 2021, 12:58:14 pm
thinking about how holdover hippie types in the late 20th century would probably be saying things like "Google dammit!" as some ironic statement of corporate hegemony
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 19, 2021, 06:30:37 pm
if there was an Ape Escape situation/game now you would be on the side of the apes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 20, 2021, 12:36:51 am
if there was an Ape Escape situation/game now you would be on the side of the apes
GirlKisser420, June 19, 2021, 06:30:37 pm
Even Monkey Yellow?
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/sarugetchu/images/b/b1/Yellow_Monkey.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 20, 2021, 05:58:32 am
this is the greatest and best song in the world cum tribute
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xdaringdamselx on June 20, 2021, 04:08:56 pm
someone played Mmmbop on the jukebox at work yesterday and too many Garbage Days has me conditioned to look for a donation counter, so I walked out there to fill up my water bottle and heard it and was like "oh, what milestone did we just reach??"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 20, 2021, 05:52:49 pm
damn, it's fuckin nice out
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 22, 2021, 04:03:32 am
Rudyard Kipling's White Man's Bird Den
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 22, 2021, 05:44:54 pm
godDAMN it's nice out
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 23, 2021, 03:49:10 pm
move like you're natalie merchant in a music video

haters be damned
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 25, 2021, 07:56:26 pm
normal people: I can't spell "beautiful" without "u" ;)
dyslexics: I can't spell "beautiful"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 26, 2021, 03:52:02 am
a modern retelling of the Fionn mac Cumhaill story, where a rich failson eats a piece of sashimi from the salmon of knowledge and founds the greatest start-up the bay area has ever seen
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 26, 2021, 09:36:18 pm
It should never be 51 degrees Celsius anywhere
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spenny on June 26, 2021, 10:17:08 pm
thinking about patrick82
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on June 28, 2021, 11:36:23 pm
"Hey mom I'm never getting married but we're like basically married we combined our magic the gathering cards together"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 30, 2021, 10:54:39 am
we as a society have progressed beyond the need to ask "who let the dogs out?" and and ask the truly important question: "what the dog doin?"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 02, 2021, 01:01:20 am
Pobody's nurple
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 03, 2021, 01:35:23 pm
Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe presents the horrifying scenario where someone would want you to call them on their phone rather than text them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 04, 2021, 05:23:53 pm
No use spilled over crying milk!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 05, 2021, 06:43:06 am
Insomnia? I hardly know ya!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on July 05, 2021, 07:43:11 am
Tony Hawk's Pro Dater 😘
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xdaringdamselx on July 05, 2021, 03:10:59 pm
Insomnia? I hardly know ya!
Shell Game, July 05, 2021, 06:43:06 am
my ex recently sent me this and said "I saw this and it reminded me of you!"

(https://i.imgur.com/yrGwkxb.png)

I'm not sure how to take it :P
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 07, 2021, 04:51:04 pm
Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe presents the horrifying scenario where someone would want you to call them on their phone rather than text them
A Meat, July 03, 2021, 01:35:23 pm
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, don't you dare fucking call me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 08, 2021, 02:50:14 pm
And you may ask yourself, "How do I twist this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large hatchet?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my juggalo house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my juggalo wife"

Letting the days go by, let my ninjas hold me down
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on July 09, 2021, 04:05:39 pm
Thinking about the concept of rap-battle jobbers today: professional sucker MCs who show up to make everyone else look good, carefully cultivating their plausibly awful flow and a vast repertoire of weak-ass rhymes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 09, 2021, 05:58:39 pm
Had a jolly good time browsing old pages of ballp.it threads, I recommend it if you need a reminder that you, too, have had fun on the Internet, have been cracking jokes and been clever, and witty, and smart, for nearly a decade, and people saw, and that all your online browsing, so ephemeral in hindsight, has not all been a gigantic waste of time.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on July 09, 2021, 06:43:28 pm
i thought it was funny that zarla from the podcast shared a name with the artist who drew a lot of fanart of my favorite ace attorney case. i thought there was no fucking way it was the same person. ffs i even cosplayed the main antagonist.
what a coincidence. my interests are always tied together in a funny way. to be fair, i usually find new media to enjoy through media i am currently enjoying. thanks internet!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 10, 2021, 04:34:37 am
Please rate your pain on a scale of 1-10 how much it hurt when you fell from heaven
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 10, 2021, 11:24:56 am
Insomnia? I hardly know ya!
Shell Game, July 05, 2021, 06:43:06 am
my ex recently sent me this and said "I saw this and it reminded me of you!"

(https://i.imgur.com/yrGwkxb.png)

I'm not sure how to take it :P
xdaringdamselx, July 05, 2021, 03:10:59 pm
oh no...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xdaringdamselx on July 10, 2021, 12:23:10 pm
Insomnia? I hardly know ya!
Shell Game, July 05, 2021, 06:43:06 am
my ex recently sent me this and said "I saw this and it reminded me of you!"

(https://i.imgur.com/yrGwkxb.png)

I'm not sure how to take it :P
xdaringdamselx, July 05, 2021, 03:10:59 pm
oh no...
Shell Game, July 10, 2021, 11:24:56 am
I love my ex to pieces, she's good people, but I'm just cracking up that she saw this and was like "Kitty is an old anime dweeb, plus they're a crazy cat person and have trouble sleeping, it's perfect, they'll love it!" this is the enduring nature of our friendship
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 12, 2021, 05:41:22 am
it's bullshit that C is the 3rd letter of the alphabet, return to the Phoenician order for letters and stick the remaining ones at the end. ABGDEWZHIKLMNOPQRST, and then stick the remaining CFJUVXY at the end, or stick J after I and FUYV between E and W, X is at least greek, C is just fake
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 12, 2021, 06:28:36 pm
If mornings are supposed to be so great, why does waking up feel like such a curse?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on July 12, 2021, 08:02:47 pm
Excuse me Doctor, but I give a fuck about hoes!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 15, 2021, 02:40:04 am
is there a way I can make a living from creating playlists based on concepts that are really stupid? I feel like I could probably do that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on July 15, 2021, 07:13:59 am
I've had a hunk of quartz about the size of my fist sitting on the windowsill of my various living spaces (and therefore charging every night in the moonlight) for a total of 20 years now. If I ever try to do a magickal rite with it I worry that I'm going to wipe out three city blocks by releasing all that stored energy.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 15, 2021, 08:56:06 am
What if the Explicit Content was the friends we ****ed along the way?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 15, 2021, 07:07:18 pm
getting pissed off theres a metal song i like stuck in my head but i cant remember the name or who its by but the lyrics are like bbbbbuuughbhbghb
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on July 16, 2021, 11:21:31 am
getting pissed off theres a metal song i like stuck in my head but i cant remember the name or who its by but the lyrics are like bbbbbuuughbhbghb
chai tea latte, July 15, 2021, 07:07:18 pm

oh that's Gangrenous Testicular Deformity by Vulvectomy. Track 1 of Reek of Pubescent Despoilment.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 16, 2021, 02:53:37 pm
getting pissed off theres a metal song i like stuck in my head but i cant remember the name or who its by but the lyrics are like bbbbbuuughbhbghb
chai tea latte, July 15, 2021, 07:07:18 pm

oh that's Gangrenous Testicular Deformity by Vulvectomy. Track 1 of Reek of Pubescent Despoilment.
Emperor Jack Chick, July 16, 2021, 11:21:31 am
Unironically what the fuck, but thank you, this was the song.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 16, 2021, 10:53:17 pm
Where are attempted transgressive metal album names gonna go after 'post abortion slut fuck'. they're running out of ground
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on July 17, 2021, 11:22:12 am
I just want a NWOBHM band that sings about hanging out with friends.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 17, 2021, 12:59:50 pm
has anyone ever used the vimeo button on this forum
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 18, 2021, 12:00:28 am
Not a valid vimeo URL
yes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 20, 2021, 10:02:07 am
cultural groucho marxism
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on July 20, 2021, 12:25:33 pm
cultural groucho marxism
ChrisGainesFan, July 20, 2021, 10:02:07 am

cultural oscar the groucho marxism
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 20, 2021, 11:44:11 pm
Mermaid schoolmarm, marmmaid
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 21, 2021, 02:34:25 am
god i want to fucking snort some heroin
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 21, 2021, 09:39:28 pm
god i want to fucking snort some heroin
chai tea latte, July 21, 2021, 02:34:25 am
same
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 21, 2021, 09:49:50 pm
god i want to fucking snort some heroin
chai tea latte, July 21, 2021, 02:34:25 am
same
chai tea latte, July 21, 2021, 09:39:28 pm

If you ran into a clone of yourself, what drugs would you do with you?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 22, 2021, 12:26:44 am
god i want to fucking snort some heroin
chai tea latte, July 21, 2021, 02:34:25 am
same
chai tea latte, July 21, 2021, 09:39:28 pm

If you ran into a clone of yourself, what drugs would you do with you?
Guy Ferrari, July 21, 2021, 09:49:50 pm
"yes"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 22, 2021, 05:59:19 am
the number in my name isnt a weed reference. I'm the 420th girlkisser, each descended from my most famous ancestor, girlus of kisserdom. He died after being shot in the penis by a barbary corsair
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 22, 2021, 01:37:11 pm
So I cased the joint fellas and just like we feared they have a uniformed cop on duty all the time. Good news is, he's got no ass. So every hour or so he has to hitch his gun belt up. All we gotta do is wait for our moment pants em' then knock the place over.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 22, 2021, 03:32:06 pm
MILF stands for MILF I'd like to fuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 22, 2021, 10:48:13 pm
I'm gay
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 23, 2021, 09:56:31 am
TSA agents won't find the explosives if you've hidden them in your scrotum
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 23, 2021, 10:42:58 am
Fellas, we gotta call off the whole thing. I just saw that pig leaving Bloomingdales with a pair of suspenders.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 23, 2021, 12:42:01 pm
imagine four simultaneous 24 hr. days on the edge of a cliff
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on July 23, 2021, 01:07:18 pm
imagine four simultaneous 24 hr. days on the edge of a cliff
ChrisGainesFan, July 23, 2021, 12:42:01 pm
orbs work the same way
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 23, 2021, 11:57:08 pm
My friend is lending me her bed while I'm staying here and I think she's onto something with having half the bed be pillows. Like a cloud nest
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on July 25, 2021, 08:29:21 am
A bunch of versions of Holiday in Cambodia that are explicit movie tie-ins a la Addams Family Whoomp
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 25, 2021, 11:03:47 pm
A lot of people are talking about it lately and I'm starting to think I should watch this Columbo show.

(https://i.imgur.com/zX6zZIm.png)

Oh. Well, never mind then.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on July 26, 2021, 12:17:03 am
streaming providers can go fuck themselves there are better ways to watch media.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 26, 2021, 01:14:41 am
Can't let the common man watch Columbo or they might get ideas about rich assholes being held accountable
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on July 26, 2021, 07:42:22 am
A lot of people are talking about it lately and I'm starting to think I should watch this Columbo show.

(https://i.imgur.com/zX6zZIm.png)

Oh. Well, never mind then.
Salubrious Rex, July 25, 2021, 11:03:47 pm

People with American IPs can watch it for free on IMDBtv.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on July 26, 2021, 10:02:41 am
I just pirated it. It's pretty easy.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on July 26, 2021, 02:10:21 pm
but if you pirate it ColomboCorp will be losing out on the zero money they would have made from you because they didn't even bother making it possible for you to buy it, that's basically stealing
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 26, 2021, 02:25:45 pm
Lil' Yogi Gurt
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on July 26, 2021, 05:09:13 pm
i think you can watch it on imdb for free, weirdly enough.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 26, 2021, 10:39:18 pm
I just pirated it. It's pretty easy.
Great Joe, July 26, 2021, 10:02:41 am

I probably will end up doing the same, I've just got to make sure it's a format my PS4 can play. I also have the option of renting or buying the first 2 seasons on Youtube, but only the first 2 seasons. I don't think I will, oddly enough.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 27, 2021, 11:43:02 am
The Heteronomicon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Diploskull on July 27, 2021, 07:54:07 pm
My favorite internet thing lately is goofy magick stuff reviewed by sensible (by comparison) magick ppl.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on July 28, 2021, 12:55:28 pm
Do an entire workday (including meetings) with 2 Unlimited's Get Ready for This playing on repeat.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 29, 2021, 06:11:36 pm
Elite clown posse
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on July 29, 2021, 09:53:20 pm
Do an entire workday (including meetings) with 2 Unlimited's Get Ready for This playing on repeat.
Emperor Jack Chick, July 28, 2021, 12:55:28 pm

You know I made a website (https://2un.ltd/) for that, right?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on July 29, 2021, 11:38:53 pm
Do an entire workday (including meetings) with 2 Unlimited's Get Ready for This playing on repeat.
Emperor Jack Chick, July 28, 2021, 12:55:28 pm

You know I made a website (https://2un.ltd/) for that, right?
Lemon, July 29, 2021, 09:53:20 pm

I mean yes, some part of me knew that I guess
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 30, 2021, 10:42:06 am
My favorite internet thing lately is goofy magick stuff reviewed by sensible (by comparison) magick ppl.
Diploskull, July 27, 2021, 07:54:07 pm
Links please thnx
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 30, 2021, 11:15:27 am
I'll know it's truly the future not by flying cars or deep space travel, but when I can remove and store my boobs on a shelf while I exercise. Fuckers I'm trying to breathe get out the way
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on July 30, 2021, 11:37:00 am
Do an entire workday (including meetings) with 2 Unlimited's Get Ready for This playing on repeat.
Emperor Jack Chick, July 28, 2021, 12:55:28 pm

You know I made a website (https://2un.ltd/) for that, right?
Lemon, July 29, 2021, 09:53:20 pm
I didn't, and I'm glad I know this now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Diploskull on July 30, 2021, 07:34:29 pm
My favorite internet thing lately is goofy magick stuff reviewed by sensible (by comparison) magick ppl.
Diploskull, July 27, 2021, 07:54:07 pm
Links please thnx
Dr. Buttplug, July 30, 2021, 10:42:06 am

Sadly it's mostly tiktok and it's hard to search there.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on August 02, 2021, 07:18:03 pm
A remake of the big lebowski where the coffee can urn is replaced with a G Fuel tub.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 03, 2021, 12:42:40 am
Up until yesterday I wasn't aware of how popular Gummibär is
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 03, 2021, 05:00:56 am
Can't wait for the caretaker everywhere at the end of time album sequel in 40 years where instead of ballroom dance samples it will be nothing but Linkin Park.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 03, 2021, 01:15:26 pm
if you misbehave at nofap academy you get sent to semen detention
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 03, 2021, 08:15:49 pm
Lol "jazz cabbage"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Escrow Jones on August 03, 2021, 08:18:54 pm
Please fellow humans. Listen to the albums S.F. Sorrow and/or Parachute by The Pretty Things.

The first of those two has a song called Bracelet of Fingers that has the lyrics: "Love, love, love, love, love, land of love, these are a few of the things I find joy; bracelets of fingers since I was a boy."

That is all.

(https://imgur.com/K904aob.jpg)

(https://imgur.com/ap8bSPM.jpg)

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on August 05, 2021, 02:19:23 am
A molotov mocktail
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 05, 2021, 10:54:21 pm
Stumbled upon r/frugal today (trying to find a way to make my mattress last longer) and it was a surreal experience. At first glance it felt like a ton of people who have never been poor/broke before, which I'm sure a lot of them are. But it's also very telling on how much everything has moved to disposable and unfixable.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 06, 2021, 12:33:46 am
putting a little bit of liquid smoke into the washing machine to make sure the clothes come out smelling like smoke
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 06, 2021, 03:56:37 am
Ive been in the office a while now, should I be disappointed that no-one has commented on my new glasses or gratified that no-one notices my appearance?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 06, 2021, 12:24:10 pm
Yes, but also know two years from now they will ask you if you got new glasses and complement them then
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 06, 2021, 04:04:27 pm
Can't wait for the caretaker everywhere at the end of time album sequel in 40 years where instead of ballroom dance samples it will be nothing but Linkin Park.
Spooks, August 03, 2021, 05:00:56 am
(https://i.imgur.com/IbZ52nX.jpg)

Okay, gimme a Grammy now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 06, 2021, 11:44:28 pm
Dildo subscription service.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 07, 2021, 02:56:51 am
Dildo subscription service.
Lemon, August 06, 2021, 11:44:28 pm
make it available by phone

teledildonics
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 07, 2021, 09:16:50 pm
slowly getting into tears for fears. anyone wanna be my second when I commit seppukku for it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 07, 2021, 11:00:22 pm
slowly getting into tears for fears. anyone wanna be my second when I commit seppukku for it
GirlKisser420, August 07, 2021, 09:16:50 pm
god no. lose my phone number
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 07, 2021, 11:05:02 pm
<(' . '<)      (>' . ')>      <( ' . ' )>      ^( ' . ')>      <(' . ' )^      v( ' . ' )>      (v '  .')^      <(      )>      <('. ' >)       ( >' .'<)      (>' . ')>       (u' . 'u)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 09, 2021, 01:46:44 pm
anyone else go long stretches of time without thinking or even acknowledging the existence of new hampshire
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 10, 2021, 05:52:58 am
i have not checked here for a long time

how yall
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 11, 2021, 06:53:31 am
Furious that searching Elrond Hubbard in google just gives you L. Ron Hubbard and doesn't even ask me if that's what I meant to search so I can say no and tell it to search for a scientologist elf instead.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 11, 2021, 08:07:30 am
im calling halloween early. i need some joy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 11, 2021, 03:34:46 pm
Furious that searching Elrond Hubbard in google just gives you L. Ron Hubbard and doesn't even ask me if that's what I meant to search so I can say no and tell it to search for a scientologist elf instead.
Salubrious Rex, August 11, 2021, 06:53:31 am

"Elrond Hubbard" (including the quotation marks) is the search you want.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 11, 2021, 03:39:52 pm
Barkolepsy, the sudden onset need to howl at the moon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 13, 2021, 02:36:42 am
Tea, also known as Leaf Water,
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Post by: Shell Game on August 13, 2021, 03:42:32 am
Barkolepsy, the sudden onset need to howl at the moon
Guy Ferrari, August 11, 2021, 03:39:52 pm
Also known as Dog Time
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Post by: A Meat on August 13, 2021, 02:21:54 pm
Stephen King's Minimal Underdrive
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Post by: Antivehicular on August 13, 2021, 07:11:22 pm
Stephen King's Minimal Underdrive
A Meat, August 13, 2021, 02:21:54 pm

A sequel to Christine, except this time the evil car is an early '90s Oldsmobile that kills its drivers via rage-induced strokes when the fucking thing won't turn over in a parking lot or grinds gears trying to do 30 on a slight incline
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 13, 2021, 09:21:58 pm
bro, even if this map leads to the Gamerblade, you aren't strong enough to wield it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 14, 2021, 07:33:04 am
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moon
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Post by: Shell Game on August 14, 2021, 07:48:32 am
Stephen King's Minimal Underdrive
A Meat, August 13, 2021, 02:21:54 pm

A sequel to Christine, except this time the evil car is an early '90s Oldsmobile that kills its drivers via rage-induced strokes when the fucking thing won't turn over in a parking lot or grinds gears trying to do 30 on a slight incline
Antivehicular, August 13, 2021, 07:11:22 pm
The New Misadventures of Oldsmobile Christine

that's probably something submit post
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on August 14, 2021, 01:31:18 pm
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moon
A Meat, August 14, 2021, 07:33:04 am
Bells
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Post by: thelizzerd on August 14, 2021, 08:54:44 pm
Imagine this scene. There are two women walking across a bridge. There is a sign on the bridge saying "james river" because they are walking across the James River. One woman says to the other "I'm starting to fall for this guy named James. I'm really into him and I hope he falls for me as well". She suddenly falls into the James River never to be seen again. I have no idea why my mind came up with this but if I had the skills and time I would animate it.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 17, 2021, 12:32:59 am
Thinking the play might be to get permabanned from Twitter. Note to self: consult Chai for best methods in AM

Edit: Not saying she has, but she's the person who would come up with the coolest ways to get permabanned from Twitter
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 18, 2021, 03:57:42 am
Q: Do the dolls come pre-possessed?
A: No, my porcelain dolls are not haunted. Please think of them as an investment. They will only appreciate in value as more of your family members die!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 19, 2021, 08:41:11 am
The Hebrew name for guinea pig translates to "whistler" and I think that's the best possible name for them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on August 19, 2021, 10:16:48 am
Unusually emotionally distraught at having learned that T-shirt cannons are, like, 700 dollars for a cheap one. I had assumed my whole life you could pick one up for 25 bucks at a really good party store or something. I don't think I've ever been in the market for one and I don't think I ever will be, but for some reason this knowledge hurts.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 19, 2021, 03:18:53 pm
bee milk
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 19, 2021, 05:49:20 pm
Unusually emotionally distraught at having learned that T-shirt cannons are, like, 700 dollars for a cheap one. I had assumed my whole life you could pick one up for 25 bucks at a really good party store or something. I don't think I've ever been in the market for one and I don't think I ever will be, but for some reason this knowledge hurts.
jim and the mammograms, August 19, 2021, 10:16:48 am
sure, but retrofitting a potato gun can't cost more than, what, $40 and two fingers?
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Post by: Turtle on August 19, 2021, 11:44:48 pm
Unusually emotionally distraught at having learned that T-shirt cannons are, like, 700 dollars for a cheap one. I had assumed my whole life you could pick one up for 25 bucks at a really good party store or something. I don't think I've ever been in the market for one and I don't think I ever will be, but for some reason this knowledge hurts.
jim and the mammograms, August 19, 2021, 10:16:48 am
if tshirt canons cost 25 dollars everyone would own a tshirt canon. and then where would the business be? there'd be no one to sell a tshirt canon to. let's not even speak of the impact on the tshirt economy
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 20, 2021, 12:15:25 am
Thought I knew the breadth and depth of idiocy, and then I saw the number of people who truly believe that the Tesla Bot will be a real thing.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 20, 2021, 04:36:02 am
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a T-shirt cannon is a good guy with a T-shirt cannon.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Escrow Jones on August 20, 2021, 08:11:25 am
I would pay good money to read GameStop job applications and see the sections where people put their skills and abilities.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 20, 2021, 09:08:52 am
I would pay good money to read GameStop job applications and see the sections where people put their skills and abilities.
Escrow Jones, August 20, 2021, 08:11:25 am

Fill out the right GameStop job application and maybe they'll pay you to do it!
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Post by: Ashto on August 20, 2021, 10:17:10 am
Remember when "literally" officially became a synonym for "figuratively"? I wonder what's going to happen to the phrase "avoiding x like the plague," given how literally everyone took that advice to heart during the pandemic.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on August 20, 2021, 10:22:08 am
I would pay good money to read GameStop job applications and see the sections where people put their skills and abilities.
Escrow Jones, August 20, 2021, 08:11:25 am

Fill out the right GameStop job application and maybe they'll pay you to do it!
Sonic The Hedgehog, August 20, 2021, 09:08:52 am

If you want to enjoy the rewards of knowing what goes into the skills and abilities section of the Gamestop application, you also have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of filling in the skills and abilities section of the Gamestop application.
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Post by: Escrow Jones on August 20, 2021, 12:31:49 pm
I would pay good money to read GameStop job applications and see the sections where people put their skills and abilities.
Escrow Jones, August 20, 2021, 08:11:25 am

Fill out the right GameStop job application and maybe they'll pay you to do it!
Sonic The Hedgehog, August 20, 2021, 09:08:52 am

If you want to enjoy the rewards of knowing what goes into the skills and abilities section of the Gamestop application, you also have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of filling in the skills and abilities section of the Gamestop application.
jim and the mammograms, August 20, 2021, 10:22:08 am

HELLO MY ABILITIES AND EXPERIENCE  INCLUDE:

Knowing the entire level layout of both every Megaman X and Zero (EXCPET ZX ADVENT) entry.

The ability to draw Sora from memory

Knowing the entire Wonderswan Color catalogue

Ability to ‘hook-up’ any console (INCLUDING MAGNAVOX ODYSSEY)

Updated database of Wario’s ever changing canon weight and heft.

2 years as library assistant in High School
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 20, 2021, 05:26:03 pm
Guy who's only read one book, nick land's 'Fanged Noumena', reading his second book, The Very Hungry Caterpillar:
I'm getting a lot of Fanged Noumena vibes from this."
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 20, 2021, 10:54:58 pm
I looked into a doc on r/BewitchtheTaliban, a reddit project where witches on reddit will cast hexes on the resurgent Taliban in Afghanistan, but I'm pretty sure its a CIA thing.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 20, 2021, 11:33:05 pm
the liberal tendency to give black superheroes electricity powers to be as distant from any possible stereotype or connotation is the funniest manifestation of racism
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 21, 2021, 04:49:46 am
In Judaism/Hebrew you only say "good luck" (מזל טוב mazal tov) after something good has happened, but never before someone sets out to do something, for that you say בהצלחה "behatzlakha", which translates to "with success"
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Post by: Shell Game on August 21, 2021, 07:17:47 pm
Today for the first time in 20 years i wore shorts and a top with no sleeves.

it's kinda surreal
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Post by: Ashto on August 22, 2021, 12:00:15 am
Captain's log - Day 13, 0100 hours -
==================================

I'm gay.

[End of message.]
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 22, 2021, 02:22:07 am
Why didnt the eagles fly a bucket of lava to the Shire?
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Post by: A Meat on August 23, 2021, 04:46:53 pm
whoever came up with catdog had something really wrong with their brain
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 23, 2021, 09:38:14 pm
Captain's log - Day 13, 0100 hours -
==================================

I'm gay.

[End of message.]

LaserSeusan, August 22, 2021, 12:00:15 am

Oh hey Chai becomes a captain in the future, sweet
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Post by: A Meat on August 24, 2021, 01:57:16 am
amongst us
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 26, 2021, 11:29:33 am
icebreaker question for a first date: what's your favorite caliphate?
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 26, 2021, 11:44:15 am
icebreaker question for a first date: what's your favorite caliphate?
A Meat, August 26, 2021, 11:29:33 am
there's no wrong answers except daesh
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Post by: Shell Game on August 26, 2021, 04:49:02 pm
icebreaker question for a first date: manual grinder, electric crusher, or pick?
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 27, 2021, 04:39:07 pm
MMFWCL (Much Mother Fucking Wicked Cow Love)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 28, 2021, 08:44:10 pm
how bout they/them apples
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 29, 2021, 10:28:28 am
I'm sorry I won't be dancing. My hips do lie and I want to build this relationship on a foundation of honesty and trust.
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on August 29, 2021, 10:55:43 am
one of my hips only lies. one of my hips only tells the truth. can you escape my dungeon?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 29, 2021, 10:39:20 pm
what if ICP was insane chap posse and they did chap hop shit
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 31, 2021, 02:45:08 pm
what if ICP was insane chap posse and they did chap hop shit
A Meat, August 29, 2021, 10:39:20 pm
i would permanently compromise their integrated survivability onion
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on August 31, 2021, 03:30:38 pm
I had a conversation about the clown-fetish episode of the F Plus the other day, and it has me dwelling on clown fetish, because what the fuck. Are there people out there who have a fetish for clowns in the regular "person who does this as a job" sense, like how people have nurse fetishes or whatever? Like, the clowns are presumably hot and maybe they have weird skills in bed because circus work is crazy, but at the end of the day they're just people? Or is it all "clowns as nightmarish stunted pseudo-humans" stuff like in the episode?

I could investigate this, I suppose, but I don't want to. Goodbye!
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 31, 2021, 04:47:37 pm
It's like a tickle fetish but for your brain instead of your body. If it can make you laugh it can make you cum. After all, you can't spell laughter without "augh" which is the sound I make when a cute clown girl pies me in the face and I pop my cork.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on August 31, 2021, 06:01:08 pm
I had a conversation about the clown-fetish episode of the F Plus the other day, and it has me dwelling on clown fetish, because what the fuck. Are there people out there who have a fetish for clowns in the regular "person who does this as a job" sense, like how people have nurse fetishes or whatever? Like, the clowns are presumably hot and maybe they have weird skills in bed because circus work is crazy, but at the end of the day they're just people? Or is it all "clowns as nightmarish stunted pseudo-humans" stuff like in the episode?

I could investigate this, I suppose, but I don't want to. Goodbye!
Antivehicular, August 31, 2021, 03:30:38 pm

sounds like you need to join

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3T5LK7WQA4-Zu6?format=jpg&name=medium)


sorry i just love this image so much
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 01, 2021, 06:45:16 am
I had a conversation about the clown-fetish episode of the F Plus the other day, and it has me dwelling on clown fetish, because what the fuck. Are there people out there who have a fetish for clowns in the regular "person who does this as a job" sense, like how people have nurse fetishes or whatever? Like, the clowns are presumably hot and maybe they have weird skills in bed because circus work is crazy, but at the end of the day they're just people? Or is it all "clowns as nightmarish stunted pseudo-humans" stuff like in the episode?

I could investigate this, I suppose, but I don't want to. Goodbye!
Antivehicular, August 31, 2021, 03:30:38 pm

it depends on a few things, they either love to Clown Up to make sex a wacky fun experience because they have weird associations going on or it helps them get over inhibitions like furries or some crossdressers, or its purely the semantics and they treat clowns as some sort of magical being
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Jimmyfranks on September 01, 2021, 09:33:00 pm
Real Doll Yankovic
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 02, 2021, 05:29:20 am
I've got no idea how a credit card works but I think its some bullshit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: FinchChunk on September 02, 2021, 06:25:43 am
Billy Joel Ska Cover
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 02, 2021, 11:47:51 am
fucked up that people who work at mints don't get paid in giant sacks of newly minted currency
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 02, 2021, 03:01:49 pm
Recently suffered a tumultuous break-up with my mindwife. She took all the kins in the divorce. :(
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 03, 2021, 10:29:23 am
Real Doll Yankovic
Jimmyfranks, September 01, 2021, 09:33:00 pm
Pocket Pal Yankoffovic
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 03, 2021, 03:03:48 pm
Do you think the new dune movie is not psychadelic enough? you fool. the responsibility to make movies trippy is on you. Drop acid around the gom jabbar scene and your problem will be solved
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 03, 2021, 03:13:01 pm
Billy Joel Ska Cover
FinchChunk, September 02, 2021, 06:25:43 am

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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 04, 2021, 12:48:18 am
Everything Bagel seasoning kettle chips are the second best kettle chip. The best kettle chip is pepperocini kettle chip, the perfect blend of pickle and heat.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 04, 2021, 01:52:04 am
hire and fire are one letter apart but they're the same length and that describes my employment history perfectly
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 04, 2021, 02:34:46 am
hire and fire are one letter apart but they're the same length and that describes my employment history perfectly
Shell Game, September 04, 2021, 01:52:04 am

But your situation was really dire, and of their bullshit you did tire, so you put your job upon a pire (sp), and from the flames a new life you did sire...and the world is a tire fire.

Burma shave
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on September 04, 2021, 02:07:02 pm
hire and fire are one letter apart but they're the same length and that describes my employment history perfectly
Shell Game, September 04, 2021, 01:52:04 am

But your situation was really dire, and of their bullshit you did tire, so you put your job upon a pire (sp), and from the flames a new life you did sire...and the world is a tire fire.

Burma shave
Guy Ferrari, September 04, 2021, 02:34:46 am

I heard that jingle on the wire.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 06, 2021, 12:36:53 pm
It's important to remember Billy Joel for his role as an animated street dog first and the rest second
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on September 07, 2021, 01:39:21 pm
has anyone ever truly given me the weeby-jeebies?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 07, 2021, 02:28:34 pm
has anyone ever truly given me the weeby-jeebies?
Emperor Jack Chick, September 07, 2021, 01:39:21 pm
what about the jibblies?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 09, 2021, 11:28:26 pm
[dragon]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 10, 2021, 06:08:29 am
Omelette au fromage?

more like Homme l'été au frottage
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: dijon du jour on September 11, 2021, 02:24:25 am
Honestly my therapist is a saint for the fact that she has to listen to me ramble for a half hour about how I've decided I probably don't believe in either God or Satan but I'm still comforted by occasionally saying simple symbolic prayers to one or the other because I've concepted them in my head as metaphorical spirits of "wanting to be your best self" and "loving your current self" respectively and after hearing that she doesn't laugh directly into my face.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 11, 2021, 01:00:23 pm
The furrorist pawttacks 140 years ago
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 12, 2021, 02:18:46 pm
You'd have thought by the 30th bomb attack they'd have assigned more than 5 counterterrorism officers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on September 14, 2021, 01:15:01 pm
If Americans did Christmas pantos, I think lots of them would be adaptations of Tom Sawyer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 18, 2021, 01:18:49 pm
At what point do waterfront mansions engulfed by the sea due to climate change, uh, at what point does liberating valuables turn from theft into salvage? This is very important for a angel investor pitch I'm making.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 18, 2021, 01:19:22 pm
Like at what point do I and my SCUBA team suddenly count as treasure hunters.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 18, 2021, 01:24:59 pm
Just say you're recovering and upcycling what you salvage in an effort to create a new line of green and distressed furniture and objects. And since the patterns and distress caused by the water are truly unique, you can only charge top price for these masterpieces
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on September 18, 2021, 05:46:27 pm
Just say you're recovering and upcycling what you salvage in an effort to create a new line of green and distressed furniture and objects. And since the patterns and distress caused by the water are truly unique, you can only charge top price for these masterpieces
Guy Ferrari, September 18, 2021, 01:24:59 pm

I hadn't realized this was a response at first and thought I was having an episode
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 19, 2021, 02:15:00 pm
As someone who read a couple of books about ships once and was interested enough that I wanted to research (in the current, less strict meaning of the word) this upon seeing the question, I think I can help.

I assume a submerged McMansion is basically a shipwreck (I am not a marine lawyer), in which case you don't strictly need to wait (I am not a marine lawyer), a person who voluntarily rescues property from marine danger is entitled to fair compensation (I am not a marine lawyer). It's still technically the property of the original owner, so they may prefer to give you money or some other asset in lieu of the goods themselves, but there's something in it for you (I am not a marine lawyer)! If you can't come to an agreement, you may have to take it to arbitration, be prepared to consult a marine lawyer.

You do have to be careful not to leave it too long. In the US once a wreck becomes embedded, which is kind of ambiguous but basically means that you can't access it without shifting the sediment (or coral), it belongs to the whichever state you're in, and you're not allowed to touch them at all.

Best check your local laws unless you happen to be salvaging in Bir Tawil (unlikely) or that one chunk of Antarctica (more likely). If I had to give one piece of advice, it would be to speak to a real marine lawyer before going any further. Then keep him on hand in case you need that arbitration.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 19, 2021, 02:42:07 pm
if a cowboy is someone who wrangles cows, a catboy should be someone who wrangles cats
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on September 19, 2021, 04:40:29 pm
Reaching the point in a relationship where you ask "what are you wearing?" not for sexy reasons, but because you want to make sure you don't wear the same color of shirt as them when you go out to get a hamburger
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on September 22, 2021, 10:19:49 pm
Random revelation I just had: it's the 25th anniversary of the birthday where my mother bought me a watch, then worried so hard that I'd think it was too mannish that she forgot to pack my lunch for school. I should celebrate by buying a watch and then forgetting to eat.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on September 24, 2021, 08:25:38 am
Reaching the point in a relationship where you ask "what are you wearing?" not for sexy reasons, but because you want to make sure you don't wear the same color of shirt as them when you go out to get a hamburger
Antivehicular, September 19, 2021, 04:40:29 pm

Asking what are you wearing because you know if you accidently show up matching to this party your friend will make fun of you again.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 25, 2021, 06:07:37 am
why did no-one tell me wonderbread guy was a nazi?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 25, 2021, 11:58:26 am
why did no-one tell me wonderbread guy was a nazi?
moooo566, September 25, 2021, 06:07:37 am
we all thought you knew
you're always wearing that "wonderbread guy is a nazi" t-shirt.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 27, 2021, 09:48:45 am
what if there was a version of F-list where instead of sorting fetishes into yes and no lists you had one for musical subgenres? like you'd be able to specify that while you're into city pop and dancehall, you're a maybe on synthwave and eurotrance but a no on microtonal music and folk punk
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 28, 2021, 04:20:38 pm
nightcore versions of alvin and the chipmunks songs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 02, 2021, 01:13:30 am
crabsona
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 03, 2021, 12:02:39 am
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 03, 2021, 05:40:26 am
Fellow kinksters, during this COVID-19 season, every month has felt like Locktober, and yet we've arrived at the m
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 03, 2021, 03:50:34 pm
Twitter's algorithm has some strange opinions of me.
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/417084818850054145/894324165102927902/Screenshot_20210929-231031_Twitter.jpg) (https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/417084818850054145/894324164658343976/Screenshot_20211003-100330_Samsung_Internet.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 06, 2021, 01:28:23 pm
Having a mid-life crisis used to be this stereotype of buying a Porsche and bleaching your hair but in these economic conditions I feel it's been reduced to something more like changing your avatar on Twitter to a smug anime girl and then capitalising Words for oratory effect like a victorian writer but you just saw @wint do it and you think it makes You look Funnier.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 06, 2021, 01:36:02 pm
Having a mid-life crisis used to be this stereotype of buying a Porsche and bleaching your hair but in these economic conditions I feel it's been reduced to something more like changing your avatar on Twitter to a smug anime girl and then capitalising Words for oratory effect like a victorian writer but you just saw @wint do it and you think it makes You look Funnier.
Spooks, October 06, 2021, 01:28:23 pm

Look, one, next time just call me out directly! And second, I have like ten more years until midlife, cut me some slack :C
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 06, 2021, 02:35:38 pm
You might call em' genital warts, but I prefer the term "wood ornaments" thank you very much.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 06, 2021, 02:40:15 pm
judge, jury and jexecutioner
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 06, 2021, 02:46:52 pm
Death to America
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Post by: Semantic Weeb on October 06, 2021, 09:41:51 pm
Scenes From a University, October 2021

A professor works to explain the concept of a "blog" to a graduate student. The two eventually settle on "like Tumblr".

A different professor, struggling to remember the name of Nuxt.js, writes "NUTZ" on the board in large capitals. The erasing is imperfect, and a ghostly "NUTZ" looms over the students for the remaining class period.
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on October 07, 2021, 05:20:59 am
Somebody described NFTs as basically those websites where you can pay to name a star and you get a dumb little certificate and that's the best monster cockogy I've heard so far
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on October 07, 2021, 10:12:12 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwYLXthXEAAbOAH.png)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 07, 2021, 04:58:41 pm
the internet got a lot better when performative politics started to shift into performative wanting to fuck monsters
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Post by: Shell Game on October 08, 2021, 02:10:39 am
the internet got a lot better when performative politics started to shift into performative wanting to fuck monsters
GirlKisser420, October 07, 2021, 04:58:41 pm
... i don't know if i agree actually
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 08, 2021, 05:47:22 am
Well maybe not a lot better
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Post by: Hux on October 08, 2021, 05:57:59 am
making an official decision to stop blaming bad luck for the fact that i drift apart from coworker friends when they transfer locations or switch jobs.
gonna start actually making an effort to engage in conversation and activities with them. meeting them halfway instead of being in my little bubble.

sometimes things are my fault and i gotta make a change
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Post by: thelizzerd on October 08, 2021, 04:12:24 pm
What will mid-life crisis's look like for Gen Z? In 20 years, what will be the crazy shit I'll be doing?
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 08, 2021, 07:20:45 pm
What will mid-life crisis's look like for Gen Z? In 20 years, what will be the crazy shit I'll be doing?
thelizzerd, October 08, 2021, 04:12:24 pm
bartering gasoline for water
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 08, 2021, 07:50:27 pm
Death to the Queen
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 08, 2021, 11:06:29 pm
Learned tonight that you don't jizz out of your dick, so much as shit out your dick. Missed that in health class I guess
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 09, 2021, 01:28:48 am
I know something I'm reading is good when there's a character in it named Snake and I don't automatically read their lines in the voice of Solid Snake.
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Post by: A Meat on October 09, 2021, 12:52:18 pm
there isn't a good antonym for enhance. dehance? dishance? unhance? disenhance? unenhance? deenhance? antihance? no rehance either
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on October 09, 2021, 01:38:24 pm
there isn't a good antonym for enhance. dehance? dishance? unhance? disenhance? unenhance? deenhance? antihance? no rehance either
A Meat, October 09, 2021, 12:52:18 pm

great now we'll never un-zoom the camera
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on October 09, 2021, 04:29:54 pm
there isn't a good antonym for enhance. dehance? dishance? unhance? disenhance? unenhance? deenhance? antihance? no rehance either
A Meat, October 09, 2021, 12:52:18 pm
https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/endamage (https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/endamage)
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 10, 2021, 02:25:36 am
Pizza rolls have been perfectly engineered to leave you hungry, no matter how many you eat.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 10, 2021, 03:26:40 am
Throwing rice at a wedding but not bothering to take it out of the 10kg sack first.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 10, 2021, 02:17:52 pm
class consciousness was invented by greeting card companies to sell more poverty
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 10, 2021, 08:02:48 pm
Has anyone seen my chomchom roller anywhere? Like I had it when I last deep cleaned my bedroom, but fuck if I know where it ended up. Where could it even be?! There are four total spaces in this apartment, and only two of them can use the roller.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 12, 2021, 02:26:46 am
Those gripper/hand strengtheners with the bits for individual fingers make kick ass as fidgets during overlong video meetings. Not only are you making your fingers buff, you can channel your rage at people making dumb AF requests into your hand instead of your face!
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Post by: A Meat on October 12, 2021, 11:22:57 am
an intrusive thought I've had for weeks now: what if you deepthroated a turkey baster and used it to extract phlegm from your throat
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 13, 2021, 12:38:53 am
If a porn actor has a brand logo tattooed on them does it have to be censored in the video?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 13, 2021, 02:55:20 pm
Porn site Notflex, where weak men suffer at the hands and feet of bodybuilding women, declares bankruptcy, stop.
First season of flagship series "Stronger playThings" does not jibe with target audience, stocks in freefall, stop.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 13, 2021, 06:11:05 pm
Many people come up to me, they're saying, Mr. Trump, they say, I saw a mudcrab the other day. Oooh! Very nasty creatures. Nasty, aren't they nasty, folks? How dumb are we, that these are still around? And they're so much smaller than they used to be, we're looking into that.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 13, 2021, 07:31:30 pm
Around the start of quarantine the hot meme was ‘broken man gets dick crushed in a rolling press’ so it’s impossible to say how fucking deranged online is gonna be in a week
GirlKisser420, March 22, 2020, 04:27:19 am

this prediction bore out pretty well
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on October 13, 2021, 07:54:08 pm
If I had the money I would absolutely commission an F Plus otoMAD featuring artwork from various cool people in the visuals
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 14, 2021, 04:48:57 pm
why bother getting nfts when you can just buy a web address off a domain registry. That's unique, actually has some value as shitty fake real estate and doesnt explode a forest to get. The only downside is it doesnt come with a fursona but you can get a better one for 20 dollars from some twitter
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Post by: Antivehicular on October 14, 2021, 06:32:02 pm
why bother getting nfts when you can just buy a web address off a domain registry. That's unique, actually has some value as shitty fake real estate and doesnt explode a forest to get. The only downside is it doesnt come with a fursona but you can get a better one for 20 dollars from some twitter
GirlKisser420, October 14, 2021, 04:48:57 pm

Time for Lemon and Portaxx to team up on a "buy this domain name I just thought up + its customized fursona mascot" bundle deal
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 15, 2021, 02:59:37 am
Will the real Slim Pussy please yank up?
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Post by: A Meat on October 15, 2021, 03:22:07 am
forcing myself to masturbate to worse and worse drawn art, incrementally drifting away from an accurate representation of the human form, until I completely lose the concept of what people look like and reach enlightenment
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 15, 2021, 06:10:28 pm
forcing myself to masturbate to worse and worse drawn art, incrementally drifting away from an accurate representation of the human form, until I completely lose the concept of what people look like and reach enlightenment
A Meat, October 15, 2021, 03:22:07 am

thats just being a furry
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Post by: A Meat on October 16, 2021, 05:10:26 am
People should go back to calling dinghies cockboats
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 17, 2021, 10:52:57 am
A pomegranate may have little grapes inside it, but it's not a grapefruit. That's just a tangier orange. But not a tangerine, that's something else.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 17, 2021, 12:40:32 pm
A pomegranate may have little grapes inside it, but it's not a grapefruit. That's just a tangier orange. But not a tangerine, that's something else.
Spooks, October 17, 2021, 10:52:57 am
Helping They Might Be Giants with some lyrics I see...
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Post by: A Meat on October 19, 2021, 11:38:46 am
Microsoft Fight Simulator
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on October 19, 2021, 11:38:36 pm
OMG but for real like NOBODY talks about how progressive the children's sitcom "Wacky Hat and the Product Placement Kidz" was!!!! This was made in 1996. LET THAT SINK IN.

*posts a 4-second clip of the class clown character saying "BUT MURDER IS BAD!" followed by canned laughter*
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Post by: Frank West on October 21, 2021, 11:25:52 pm
Podcast where one person records their track, then hands it to the next person who records their track, and then the third person only gets the second person's track and has to record along with THAT, etc.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 22, 2021, 01:06:55 pm
Podcast where one person records their track, then hands it to the next person who records their track, and then the third person only gets the second person's track and has to record along with THAT, etc.
Frank West, October 21, 2021, 11:25:52 pm
This idea except each track is kumquatxop.
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Post by: A Meat on October 22, 2021, 01:11:38 pm
Podcast where one person records their track, then hands it to the next person who records their track, and then the third person only gets the second person's track and has to record along with THAT, etc.
Frank West, October 21, 2021, 11:25:52 pm
This idea except each track is kumquatxop.
Shell Game, October 22, 2021, 01:06:55 pm
We all know kumquatxop lives in a house with several other kumquatxops, this is doable
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 22, 2021, 02:23:52 pm
Kumquatxop reads a doc excerpt then that very same Kumquatxop takes mushrooms and does commentary over it, then he listens to the commentary and reacts a week later. ART.
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Post by: Antivehicular on October 22, 2021, 09:43:23 pm
After finding myself behind an honest-to-God pissing-Calvin bumper sticker in the wild for the first time in a while, I find myself wondering: can you buy stickers that are just Calvin pissing with a transparent background, so you can stick him next to whatever? I feel like there are prank options here.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 23, 2021, 12:39:39 am
If you want a Calvin image to print, I happen to have one on hand :V
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Post by: Sauce on October 23, 2021, 02:49:47 pm
A wikipedia guy who gets annoyed at the poor audio quality of clips on this page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shahada) and decides to improve the article.
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Post by: A Meat on October 26, 2021, 06:42:49 am
The Twitter to dementia pipeline
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 26, 2021, 02:33:11 pm
After finding myself behind an honest-to-God pissing-Calvin bumper sticker in the wild for the first time in a while, I find myself wondering: can you buy stickers that are just Calvin pissing with a transparent background, so you can stick him next to whatever? I feel like there are prank options here.
Antivehicular, October 22, 2021, 09:43:23 pm
Yes. I distinctly remember the guy who sold shitty gross bumper stickers at the flea market having stickers as you describe and various car logos sold separately. I presume all of these come from one guy at a flea market.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 26, 2021, 08:36:16 pm
yaoi discord server where all hand-related emoji render at 50% larger-than-default size
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 26, 2021, 11:09:15 pm
calvin sticker but hes cranking it instead of pissing
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 26, 2021, 11:33:20 pm
calvin sticker but hes cranking it instead of pissing
GirlKisser420, October 26, 2021, 11:09:15 pm

That's a lenticular sticker
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Post by: Cheapskate on October 27, 2021, 10:56:52 pm
Every movie that takes place in Chicago in the 1980s contains at least one car accident.
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Post by: Ashto on October 28, 2021, 02:08:44 am
(https://i.imgur.com/8DavkVG.png) (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=2072.msg161257#msg161257)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 28, 2021, 03:54:58 pm
One of Duolingo's loading tips is "15 minutes of learning every day can teach you a language. What can 15 minutes of social media do?" Fucking Nothing, bitch, I know, that's the goddamn point, that's why I browse Online for 3 hours every day MINIMUM
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Post by: Shell Game on October 28, 2021, 04:03:01 pm
Sometimes I remember there were FIVE Michael Bay Transformers movies and that one of them was about King Arthur or something.

Nobody remind me about Bumblebee and the fact that there's one coming out next year. I don't need this.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 28, 2021, 05:15:25 pm
I liked the one of those where there's a secret part of the moon nobody knows about. And it's evil
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 29, 2021, 03:19:13 am
I think I saw the one where there were dinosaur robots, but then the dinosaur robots didn't matter very much so really what was the point?
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Post by: Great Joe on October 29, 2021, 05:21:16 am
The president just really wants some ding dongs.
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Post by: thelizzerd on October 29, 2021, 02:43:19 pm
The reason I like coding so much is probably correlated with how much I was obsessed with bugs (the living creatures) as a child.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 29, 2021, 04:31:52 pm
Men's rights activists yelling at their postpartum wives like "NO, we're naming him HISbert!!!"
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 30, 2021, 05:55:44 am
gonna go shout fire in a poorly attended theatre just to see what happens
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Post by: A Meat on October 30, 2021, 09:23:48 am
Imagining a world where rabbits are associated with lettuce instead of carrots
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 30, 2021, 10:23:30 am
Imagining a world where rabbits are associated with lettuce instead of carrots
A Meat, October 30, 2021, 09:23:48 am
you've butterfly effected Bugs Bunny from a gay man into a lesbian and I hope you're happy
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Post by: Cheapskate on October 31, 2021, 08:45:41 am
Snaking your drains isn’t so bad if you do it while listening to music from a heist movie and pretending it’s part of your elaborate break-in scheme.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 01, 2021, 12:34:39 am
after having to do skills support stuff at work the misanthropy half of my brain has finally declared war on the communist half
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Post by: A Meat on November 01, 2021, 06:04:34 am
Snaking your drains isn’t so bad if you do it while listening to music from a heist movie and pretending it’s part of your elaborate break-in scheme.
Cheapskate, October 31, 2021, 08:45:41 am
I'd love a movie about a team of handymen or other blue collar workers doing a heist
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 01, 2021, 09:46:14 am
"Mr. President at leasta' use the papal chamber pota'!"
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 03, 2021, 07:21:03 pm
If you ever get the chance, always call a politician a cunt to their face.
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Post by: A Meat on November 04, 2021, 05:08:00 pm
the 7 deadly sims
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Post by: Great Joe on November 04, 2021, 05:30:58 pm
the 7 deadly sims
A Meat, November 04, 2021, 05:08:00 pm
...was a real website where you could download themed furniture for the original the sims game
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Post by: thelizzerd on November 04, 2021, 05:43:43 pm
the 7 deadly sims
A Meat, November 04, 2021, 05:08:00 pm
...was a real website where you could download themed furniture for the original the sims game
Great Joe, November 04, 2021, 05:30:58 pm

http://7deadlysims.com/

Looks like it still exists?
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Post by: Turtle on November 04, 2021, 10:29:02 pm
the 7 deadly sims
A Meat, November 04, 2021, 05:08:00 pm
was a very good giant bomb feature where abby added every member of the staff to a sims house and systematically killed them off
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Post by: Spenny on November 04, 2021, 11:50:43 pm
remember after avatar came out and there were people who were depressed that they couldn't live on pandora? i'm like that but i want to live in the funny world of the gentle likpas
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 05, 2021, 04:47:03 am
Oh, fear is the little death? Someone better warn the French.
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Post by: A Meat on November 08, 2021, 03:42:30 pm
Youth culture killed my god
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Post by: Shell Game on November 08, 2021, 04:15:16 pm
Youth culture killed my god
A Meat, November 08, 2021, 03:42:30 pm
do you think it's fair?
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Post by: Lemon on November 08, 2021, 07:51:16 pm
the 7 deadly sims
A Meat, November 04, 2021, 05:08:00 pm
...was a real website where you could download themed furniture for the original the sims game
Great Joe, November 04, 2021, 05:30:58 pm

http://7deadlysims.com/

Looks like it still exists?
thelizzerd, November 04, 2021, 05:43:43 pm

Check out this Web Design
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Post by: A Meat on November 09, 2021, 01:07:02 am
Youth culture killed my god
A Meat, November 08, 2021, 03:42:30 pm
do you think it's fair?
Shell Game, November 08, 2021, 04:15:16 pm
on the one hand, I don't think it's fair, but its suicide can be justified
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Post by: Lemon on November 09, 2021, 03:44:06 pm
Is it 4:30? I'm fashionably late.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 10, 2021, 02:39:42 pm
Sir Lancelot got caught by his mistress in bed with another woman and then jumped out of a tower, took off all his clothes and went insane and feral for two years in a forest, making him the most french man to ever live
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 11, 2021, 10:45:18 pm
A guy who self identifies as Incel except it's because he was forced at gunpoint to join an order of monks.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 12, 2021, 02:05:45 pm
hello, I'm king arthur and welcome to the first meeting of the knights of the round table. I've brought together all of you because you're all really good at violence, extremely emotionally unstable and nobody's allowed to say no to you. Lets all swear an oath under god that we wont have any real conflicts, to add to all the other oaths about your feudal obligations and how you need to uphold your honor all the time. Also its now encouraged to get really horny about other peoples wives but please don't actually sublimate it. And now its time for everything to be good forever, so go fuck around Questing
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 12, 2021, 02:54:05 pm
Look, Your Honor, I'm not a 'copycat killer', I'm just a true crime podcast aficionado with a penchant for referential humor!
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on November 12, 2021, 05:30:31 pm
Look, Your Honor, I'm not a 'copycat killer', I'm just a true crime podcast aficionado with a penchant for referential humor!
Spooks, November 12, 2021, 02:54:05 pm

"really, if you think about it, i'm a content creator!"
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 12, 2021, 06:01:15 pm

Look, Your Honor, I'm not a 'copycat killer', I'm just a true crime podcast aficionado with a penchant for referential humor!
Spooks, November 12, 2021, 02:54:05 pm

"really, if you think about it, i'm a content creator!"
jim and the mammograms, November 12, 2021, 05:30:31 pm
"While Litigant is within her rights to represent herself, I strongly encourage Litigant to avail herself of the services of an automated legal forms website."
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 12, 2021, 11:05:29 pm
If you have a gas oven and live in a small apartment, highly recommend getting a carbon monoxide detector that has a number read out. Every time I've made stock, I without fail hit at least 50-60ppm before I remember to throw open the windows. The first time I tripped the apartment CO alarm, but even sub alert levels aren't good for you.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 13, 2021, 07:39:20 am
If you have a gas oven and live in a small apartment, highly recommend getting a carbon monoxide detector that has a number read out. Every time I've made stock, I without fail hit at least 50-60ppm before I remember to throw open the windows. The first time I tripped the apartment CO alarm, but even sub alert levels aren't good for you.
Blood Book, November 12, 2021, 11:05:29 pm

Good advice but also that sounds on the high side for a properly running gas appliance, I'd consider getting that checked out if you havent already.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 13, 2021, 11:22:11 am
If you have a gas oven and live in a small apartment, highly recommend getting a carbon monoxide detector that has a number read out. Every time I've made stock, I without fail hit at least 50-60ppm before I remember to throw open the windows. The first time I tripped the apartment CO alarm, but even sub alert levels aren't good for you.
Blood Book, November 12, 2021, 11:05:29 pm

Good advice but also that sounds on the high side for a properly running gas appliance, I'd consider getting that checked out if you havent already.
c u next wednesday, November 13, 2021, 07:39:20 am

Lol I did send a maintenance request to check the stove and they just cancelled it. Good to know that's not normal though.
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Post by: Shell Game on November 13, 2021, 11:11:14 pm
medieval narratives that involve slaying dragons can be rendered acceptable if it turns out the hero is also a dragon and they're just having a cool dragon fight with an evil dragon or w/e
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Post by: Sauce on November 15, 2021, 03:16:48 am
Imagining a world where the Russian Imperial family still exists, and every year they get an increasingly dire Faberge Egg. There'd definitely be one that's R2-D2 themed.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 15, 2021, 03:22:24 am
Imagining a world where the Russian Imperial family still exists, and every year they get an increasingly dire Faberge Egg. There'd definitely be one that's R2-D2 themed.
Sauce, November 15, 2021, 03:16:48 am
At what point do they become Funko! Eggs?
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Post by: Great Joe on November 15, 2021, 04:07:22 am
The term "rapscallion" and its proper enunciation imply the existence of a "rockscallion" and a "countryscallion".
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 15, 2021, 08:22:19 am
[...]imply the existence of a "rockscallion"
Great Joe, November 15, 2021, 04:07:22 am
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Post by: A Meat on November 15, 2021, 09:06:02 am
The term "rapscallion" and its proper enunciation imply the existence of a "rockscallion" and a "countryscallion".
Great Joe, November 15, 2021, 04:07:22 am
it's only a rapscallion if it's from Ashkelon, otherwise it's a rapping ne'er do well
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Post by: Great Joe on November 15, 2021, 09:18:39 am
[...]imply the existence of a "rockscallion"
Great Joe, November 15, 2021, 04:07:22 am
chai tea latte, November 15, 2021, 08:22:19 am
Damn, that's so true.
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Post by: Shell Game on November 15, 2021, 11:37:16 am
Sometimes I remember there were FIVE Michael Bay Transformers movies and that one of them was about King Arthur or something.

Nobody remind me about Bumblebee and the fact that there's one coming out next year. I don't need this.
Shell Game, October 28, 2021, 04:03:01 pm
i was reminded about Bumblebee while on a plane from Boston. a person in front of me was watching it.

it's written by a lady and directed by a guy who is not Michael Bay so it doesn't count and also... it seems fine? it's fine.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 16, 2021, 01:50:29 am
"So uncle girlkisser420, what was it like to live through covid?"

"it was kinda weird, little timmy. Everyone tried learning how to bake bread but that was too hard so they all got into columbo"
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 18, 2021, 03:05:37 am
The thing about the registered Hypercams is you never know they're there.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 18, 2021, 03:47:05 am
can i yell macbeth in a crowded theatre?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 18, 2021, 01:25:05 pm
it speaks to the denigration of reality itself that "realizing" something mainly means the feeling of having caused the object's existence by merely thinking about it
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 18, 2021, 01:26:07 pm
Isadora Dunkin'
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on November 18, 2021, 02:58:36 pm
People who say freshly washed clothing is their favorite scent aren't to be trusted
freshly washed clothing shouldn't smell like anything?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on November 18, 2021, 06:48:33 pm
it speaks to the denigration of reality itself that "realizing" something mainly means the feeling of having caused the object's existence by merely thinking about it
Spooks, November 18, 2021, 01:25:05 pm
real brains rearrange real pains
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on November 18, 2021, 08:36:15 pm
People who say freshly washed clothing is their favorite scent aren't to be trusted
freshly washed clothing shouldn't smell like anything?
thelizzerd, November 18, 2021, 02:58:36 pm

u know scented detergent is a thing right
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on November 19, 2021, 03:57:10 am
People who say freshly washed clothing is their favorite scent aren't to be trusted
freshly washed clothing shouldn't smell like anything?
thelizzerd, November 18, 2021, 02:58:36 pm

u know scented detergent is a thing right
Emperor Jack Chick, November 18, 2021, 08:36:15 pm
then their favourite scent is whatever that detergent is scented like, not the detergent
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on November 19, 2021, 10:40:45 am
People who say freshly washed clothing is their favorite scent aren't to be trusted
freshly washed clothing shouldn't smell like anything?
thelizzerd, November 18, 2021, 02:58:36 pm

u know scented detergent is a thing right
Emperor Jack Chick, November 18, 2021, 08:36:15 pm
then their favourite scent is whatever that detergent is scented like, not the detergent
Great Joe, November 19, 2021, 03:57:10 am

so?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 19, 2021, 11:46:50 am
In their defense, clothes dried on a clothesline outside do have a certain subtle scent
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on November 19, 2021, 02:54:55 pm
People who say freshly washed clothing is their favorite scent aren't to be trusted
freshly washed clothing shouldn't smell like anything?
thelizzerd, November 18, 2021, 02:58:36 pm

u know scented detergent is a thing right
Emperor Jack Chick, November 18, 2021, 08:36:15 pm

I know it's a thing, but I kind of forgot that when I posted that. Whoops. I've always used unscented and it's not even a thought that occurred to me. Aren't scents on clothing distracting? I would find it distracting.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 19, 2021, 03:27:33 pm
The second worst thing about christianity is when you go to a different church for some event and the hymns are all some nonsense that doesn't scan, and when you finally get to one you think you know, it's to the tune of something completely different.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on November 19, 2021, 04:08:19 pm
The second worst thing about christianity is when you go to a different church for some event and the hymns are all some nonsense that doesn't scan, and when you finally get to one you think you know, it's to the tune of something completely different.
c u next wednesday, November 19, 2021, 03:27:33 pm

Ah, yes, the guide camp song problem.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 19, 2021, 05:11:12 pm
It should be legally required that all homes have at least one tub fit for soaking in. I just want to heat up these bones
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on November 21, 2021, 09:20:37 pm
Holiday ad campaign for potato chips starring Kris Pringle
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 22, 2021, 06:58:49 am
people use abstruse, obtuse and obscure fairly interchangeably, making the "correct" use case for these words quite arcane
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 22, 2021, 01:39:05 pm
people use abstruse, obtuse and obscure fairly interchangeably, making the "correct" use case for these words quite arcane
A Meat, November 22, 2021, 06:58:49 am
this is one esoteric thought
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on November 22, 2021, 06:44:02 pm
When 1.21 gigawatts of power went through the flux capacitor, what would the temperature reach inside the Delorean?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 22, 2021, 08:44:06 pm
When 1.21 gigawatts of power went through the flux capacitor, what would the temperature reach inside the Delorean?
Victor Laszlo, November 22, 2021, 06:44:02 pm

If 1W = 3.412 BTU/hr
1.21GW = 3,821,440,000 BTU/hr

Beryllium needs 583 BTU/lb to turn into a liquid, and is the highest. Steel, the main component in cars, needs 260 BTU/lb.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on November 22, 2021, 10:33:18 pm
When 1.21 gigawatts of power went through the flux capacitor, what would the temperature reach inside the Delorean?
Victor Laszlo, November 22, 2021, 06:44:02 pm

If 1W = 3.412 BTU/hr
1.21GW = 3,821,440,000 BTU/hr

Beryllium needs 583 BTU/lb to turn into a liquid, and is the highest. Steel, the main component in cars, needs 260 BTU/lb.
Macho Masc Sangy Savage, November 22, 2021, 08:44:06 pm

Right, but most of that energy went into time travel, right?  The missing variable is how efficient is the flux capacitor?  I feel like even if it's 90% efficient, which would be insanely high, then Marty is still fused to what's left of the seat.

So if we assume a 90% efficient flux capacitor, and based on a lightning strike and the scenes in the movie that the energy was applied over 1 sec, that means that 106,151 BTU was lost to heat.  The average air volume inside a small car is about 100 cubic feet.

I see that 1 BTU will raise 55 cubic feet of air by 1 degree, so let's round and say 2 BTU will raise the temperature of a 100 cubic foot car interior by 1 degree.  Therefore the temperature of the car went up 53,075 degrees?  That's 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun.  Even at 99% efficient Marty is fused to the seat.

This can't be right, but also seems really right.  Someone more sober than me please check the math, this is important. 
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 22, 2021, 10:38:39 pm
When 1.21 gigawatts of power went through the flux capacitor, what would the temperature reach inside the Delorean?
Victor Laszlo, November 22, 2021, 06:44:02 pm

If 1W = 3.412 BTU/hr
1.21GW = 3,821,440,000 BTU/hr

Beryllium needs 583 BTU/lb to turn into a liquid, and is the highest. Steel, the main component in cars, needs 260 BTU/lb.
Macho Masc Sangy Savage, November 22, 2021, 08:44:06 pm

Right, but most of that energy went into time travel, right?  The missing variable is how efficient is the flux capacitor?  I feel like even if it's 90% efficient, which would be insanely high, then Marty is still fused to what's left of the seat.

So if we assume a 90% efficient flux capacitor, and based on a lightning strike and the scenes in the movie that the energy was applied over 1 sec, that means that 106,151 BTU was lost to heat.  The average air volume inside a small car is about 100 cubic feet.

I see that 1 BTU will raise 55 cubic feet of air by 1 degree, so let's round and say 2 BTU will raise the temperature of a 100 cubic foot car interior by 1 degree.  Therefore the temperature of the car went up 53,075 degrees?  That's 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun.  Even at 99% efficient Marty is fused to the seat.

This can't be right, but also seems really right.  Someone more sober than me please check the math, this is important.
Victor Laszlo, November 22, 2021, 10:33:18 pm

Someone who is good at math please my brain is starving
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on November 23, 2021, 03:40:56 pm
My napkin math during this meeting I'm supposed to be paying attention to says that, assuming that:
NSFW content. Click to show.

With two pages of "notes" taken, I theorize that the efficiency of the time travel device must exceed 99.9998% in order to not kill its occupants. I also theorize that waste energy beyond 2,377 joules of waste heat / second would act as a fatal threshold.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 23, 2021, 03:53:11 pm
Thanks everyone for obviating the need for me to make a Quora account, I knew I was right to dismiss that stupid pop-up
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 23, 2021, 04:23:12 pm
Look, I'm not a scientist but what if it sends the heat back in time and melts a cowboy or a dinosaur?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on November 23, 2021, 04:30:02 pm
no increase of more than 4.65 degrees Kelvin inside the car is compatible with human life

That's 8 degrees F, right?  Like I think Marty will die from burn trauma not from hyperthermia.  By the time you get his internal temp to 107 the temp of the air has already scalded his airway shut.  Air temperature not body temperature is the killer here.

This is fun though! Yay!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on November 23, 2021, 05:22:55 pm
Sitting here eating my dinner, thinking about that one Megadeth song where the lyrics are titles to other Megadeth songs.

https://genius.com/Megadeth-victory-lyrics
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on November 23, 2021, 06:22:15 pm
no increase of more than 4.65 degrees Kelvin inside the car is compatible with human life

That's 8 degrees F, right?  Like I think Marty will die from burn trauma not from hyperthermia.  By the time you get his internal temp to 107 the temp of the air has already scalded his airway shut.  Air temperature not body temperature is the killer here.

This is fun though! Yay!
Victor Laszlo, November 23, 2021, 04:30:02 pm
Just under 9 degrees F. Yes, it is fun!

Modelling the air temperature would have required a more complicated formula , so I just didn't. (I would have had to model the air, and then the passengers, separately, and deal with heat exchange.) but rest assured that per my math, all of the moisture in the air evaporates, which presumably is not good for the person who has moisture in their lungs, etc.

I agree he dies of burn trauma. To prevent burn trauma, the air itself has to absorb VERY LITTLE ENERGY. as air REQUIRES very little energy to get hotter (700 joules to the kilogram-degree Kelvin), this is extremely difficult. If the Delorean were underwater, it would allow for nearly five times as much waste heat to be expelled before Marty would die of burn trauma.

That said, he also would have drowned much earlier.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on November 23, 2021, 06:23:45 pm
Thanks everyone for obviating the need for me to make a Quora account, I knew I was right to dismiss that stupid pop-up
Spooks, November 23, 2021, 03:53:11 pm
if you make the account you can stop them from sending you those emails
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Penultimatum on November 23, 2021, 06:52:24 pm
It turns out this is a trick question- A gigawatt is a measure of power, not energy, so you’ll only ever get the heating rate. You need to know for how long the gigawatt of power is applied to the car in order to figure out how much it heats up. For example, 1.21 GW of power applied for one second would mean a 1.21 gigajoules of energy imparted into the Delorean, which is nearly the energy contained in a typical lightning bolt.  However, if it was applied for say 1 millisecond it’d only be 1.21 megajoules, which is about half the amount of food energy in a big mac. So the period of time the burst of power needs to be supplied to the flux capacitor is what determines whether Marty Mc Fly would be totally raw or well-done.
edit: it’s worth mentioning that there have been several instances of cars being struck by lightning with the occupants surviving, so even in the case it’s the larger energy estimate it doesn’t necessarily mean that Marty Mc Fly would turn into Marty Mc Fried
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on November 23, 2021, 08:25:19 pm
Sitting here eating my dinner, thinking about that one Megadeth song where the lyrics are titles to other Megadeth songs.

https://genius.com/Megadeth-victory-lyrics
Lemon, November 23, 2021, 05:22:55 pm

I used to think this was really cool when I was 13. :(
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on November 23, 2021, 09:25:40 pm
It turns out this is a trick question- Dragon Friend, November 23, 2021, 06:52:24 pm
It most certainly is not, I have no ulterior motive or intention of trickery.  I'm just tipsy and thinking about old movies.  It is surely a question that has no truly correct answer, but not because it's a trick.

A gigawatt is a measure of power, not energy, so you’ll only ever get the heating rate. You need to know for how long the gigawatt of power is applied to the car in order to figure out how much it heats up.
Agreed, at the beginning I assumed one second for the sake of the thought exercise both because a watt is a joule per second so the math is simpler and because it seemed like a reasonable estimate of how long the on-screen time travel stuff took.


edit: it’s worth mentioning that there have been several instances of cars being struck by lightning with the occupants surviving, so even in the case it’s the larger energy estimate it doesn’t necessarily mean that Marty Mc Fly would turn into Marty Mc Fried
The location of the energy is important though.  We all agree that lightning delivered to the outside of the car will affect the occupants differently than lightning delivered to the inside of the car.  The flux capacitor is a machine that is within the passenger cabin, so the heat loss inherent to all machines is applied to the air in the passenger cabin first.

For example, 1.21 GW of power applied for one second would mean a 1.21 gigajoules of energy imparted into the Delorean, which is nearly the energy contained in a typical lightning bolt.  However, if it was applied for say 1 millisecond it’d only be 1.21 megajoules, which is about half the amount of food energy in a big mac. So the period of time the burst of power needs to be supplied to the flux capacitor is what determines whether Marty Mc Fly would be totally raw or well-done.
I'm sorry, did you just say that the energy in a lightning bolt is 2000 Big Macs' worth?

This probably ought to have been (and still ought to be) in the drunk thoughts forum, but I appreciate you all getting on board.  [yay] [ballpit] [yay]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on November 24, 2021, 02:14:42 am
Why would a capacitor take on real power when by its very nature current and voltage are completely out of phase?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on November 24, 2021, 09:43:50 am
Why would a capacitor take on real power when by its very nature current and voltage are completely out of phase?
Great Joe, November 24, 2021, 02:14:42 am
Not sure I understand the question, my last physics class was 20 years ago.  There is heat loss in charging and discharging a capacitor, pretty sure there are formulas for it.  That heat has to go somewhere and the flux capacitor is clearly not heavily insulated.

Don't just point out the flaws in our drunken reasoning around the workings of a completely fictitious device; get drunk and help! It's Thanksgiving after all!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on November 24, 2021, 11:20:22 am
This got me thinking:
Somewhere out there is a kid who only saw Ernest Cline's DeLorean and then watched the new ghostbusters movie and was very confused when they used some random old station wagon in the movie.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 24, 2021, 11:21:41 am
Michael J. Carfax
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 24, 2021, 08:58:10 pm
Freestyle limerick battles.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 26, 2021, 10:44:11 am
A click bait news website with the usual vague but intriguing headlines to draw you in, but once you've clicked through instead of your standard worthless article there's just a picture of a middle finger.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 26, 2021, 10:51:15 am
a wizard jailbreaking his orb so he can emulate super nintendo on it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 26, 2021, 01:00:30 pm
a wizard jailbreaking his orb so he can emulate super nintendo on it
A Meat, November 26, 2021, 10:51:15 am

"MerlinzRomz.com was taken down today after multiple lawsuits from Nintendo"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on November 26, 2021, 01:45:58 pm
How much energy is wasted by modern websites being so completely inefficient and resource hogging? Let's make a pointless certification for green websites.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on November 27, 2021, 12:32:09 am
Are there "piloting a tiny spaceship through the human body" fetishists out there? It was such a common educational-media trope when I was a kid that it seems like it should be a Thing, but I've never seen any. What about transparent anatomical model/Slim Goodbody-type people?

I could probably answer this question by searching on DA, but I don't care to. Goodbye!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 27, 2021, 02:15:44 pm
Are there "piloting a tiny spaceship through the human body" fetishists out there? It was such a common educational-media trope when I was a kid that it seems like it should be a Thing, but I've never seen any. What about transparent anatomical model/Slim Goodbody-type people?

I could probably answer this question by searching on DA, but I don't care to. Goodbye!
Antivehicular, November 27, 2021, 12:32:09 am
i once listened to an old hippie dude perform his poem about how in the future it'll be better because women will be able to breed without men and that in said future the only use men would have would be to be shrunk down in order to climb into a woman's vagina and pleasure her through exploration

that's probably not what you meant, but that weirdo will never leave my brain. nor will the audience of middle class lesbians who found it so delightful and gave him a standing ovation
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 27, 2021, 04:51:32 pm
remember after avatar came out and there were people who were depressed that they couldn't live on pandora? i'm like that but i want to live in the funny world of the gentle likpas
Spenny, November 04, 2021, 11:50:43 pm
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 28, 2021, 05:33:53 am
the iamborghini avenator has a rear-wheel drive layout but the iamborghini urus, being an all-wheel vehicle, ought to be more properly called a spondeeorghini

sign my change.org petition
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on November 28, 2021, 05:46:51 am
i once listened to an old hippie dude perform his poem about how in the future it'll be better because women will be able to breed without men and that in said future the only use men would have would be to be shrunk down in order to climb into a woman's vagina and pleasure her through exploration

that's probably not what you meant, but that weirdo will never leave my brain. nor will the audience of middle class lesbians who found it so delightful and gave him a standing ovation
Shell Game, November 27, 2021, 02:15:44 pm
I'm still thinking about this anecdote, and TBH I'm pretty sure the world described is very close to that of the Likpas, including the idea that what straight women really want in a partner is someone totally helpless and useless except for penetrative sex (and not even very good for that). I am a straight-ish woman and can verify that my ideal partner characteristics include "is of approximately normal human size!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 28, 2021, 08:22:46 am
the iamborghini avenator has a rear-wheel drive layout but the iamborghini urus, being an all-wheel vehicle, ought to be more properly called a spondeeorghini

sign my change.org petition
Spooks, November 28, 2021, 05:33:53 am
usually cars have a speedometer that shows speeds in km/h or mph, but these show you their meters per second
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 28, 2021, 10:05:39 am
i once listened to an old hippie dude perform his poem about how in the future it'll be better because women will be able to breed without men and that in said future the only use men would have would be to be shrunk down in order to climb into a woman's vagina and pleasure her through exploration

that's probably not what you meant, but that weirdo will never leave my brain. nor will the audience of middle class lesbians who found it so delightful and gave him a standing ovation
Shell Game, November 27, 2021, 02:15:44 pm
I'm still thinking about this anecdote, and TBH I'm pretty sure the world described is very close to that of the Likpas, including the idea that what straight women really want in a partner is someone totally helpless and useless except for penetrative sex (and not even very good for that). I am a straight-ish woman and can verify that my ideal partner characteristics include "is of approximately normal human size!"
Antivehicular, November 28, 2021, 05:46:51 am
the size of an average human lover
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 29, 2021, 01:08:35 am
An unreasonably sized Juicy Lucy is a Cysty Kristy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 29, 2021, 02:06:04 am
An unreasonably sized Juicy Lucy is a Cysty Kristy
Macho Masc Sangy Savage, November 29, 2021, 01:08:35 am
other less successful sandwiches: Messy Jessie, Wet Chet, Oozy Suzie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 29, 2021, 02:09:09 am
An unreasonably sized Juicy Lucy is a Cysty Kristy
Macho Masc Sangy Savage, November 29, 2021, 01:08:35 am
other less successful sandwiches: Messy Jessie, Wet Chet, Oozy Suzie
A Meat, November 29, 2021, 02:06:04 am

Trying to sleep, and I just can't stop laughing at "Wet Chet" while laying in bed, excellent work
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 29, 2021, 04:18:56 am
“Civilisation breeds sloth and dependence. It is folly to deny the impending collapse at the hands of barbarians, free of its corruption.” ~ me after seeing sushi rolls cost more than 3 dollars and twenty cents now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on November 29, 2021, 08:38:17 am
If I were a cat or a dog, me only liking cereal without milk would just be that I didn't like wet food. I'm a person so, it's weird and I should "just try it again". Are thoughts like this how people end up being furries? Oh no.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on November 29, 2021, 10:48:48 am
Trying to sleep, and I just can't stop laughing at "Wet Chet" while laying in bed, excellent work
Macho Masc Sangy Savage, November 29, 2021, 02:09:09 am
Only one place where Tates and Keatons
Hang out with Blakes and Christophers
Kick back with Jeffreys and Deans
Kennedys, Cliffords, and Christians
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 29, 2021, 11:57:47 am
storing up cum at the movie set call that sexual preproduction
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 29, 2021, 02:38:07 pm
I hope someone can fix the environmental impact of the blockchain so I can enjoy laughing at bitcoin people ethically.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on November 30, 2021, 12:03:48 am
If I were a cat or a dog, me only liking cereal without milk would just be that I didn't like wet food. I'm a person so, it's weird and I should "just try it again". Are thoughts like this how people end up being furries? Oh no.
thelizzerd, November 29, 2021, 08:38:17 am
I also prefer dry cereal, and the sheer confusion and repulsion this produces in people still amazes me. My father considers it the weirdest thing about me, which is strangely disheartening.

To throw another bomb in here: I like Red Delicious apples. They're not my favorite but they're fine.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 30, 2021, 12:22:00 am
added milk to the bowl before pouring in the cornflakes today, I suspect this has caused my chakras to become misaligned
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 30, 2021, 03:25:37 pm
we're not gonna take it is one of the most embarrassingly bland rebellion anthems ever like what the fuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on November 30, 2021, 04:00:37 pm
we're not gonna take it is one of the most embarrassingly bland rebellion anthems ever like what the fuck
Shell Game, November 30, 2021, 03:25:37 pm

Are you saying if that's their best, their best won't do?  Oh Shell, you're so condescending.  Your gall is never ending.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on November 30, 2021, 07:21:33 pm
we're not gonna take it is one of the most embarrassingly bland rebellion anthems ever like what the fuck
Shell Game, November 30, 2021, 03:25:37 pm

its waaaaay better than everything else on that album.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: CozyJosie on December 01, 2021, 12:51:04 am
The fucking animated nft show popped into my head today, and any thought spared about that show is pointless and agonizing
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on December 01, 2021, 04:07:46 am
we're not gonna take it is one of the most embarrassingly bland rebellion anthems ever like what the fuck
Shell Game, November 30, 2021, 03:25:37 pm

its waaaaay better than everything else on that album.
Emperor Jack Chick, November 30, 2021, 07:21:33 pm
Twisted Sister just really sucks.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on December 01, 2021, 09:38:28 am
we're not gonna take it is one of the most embarrassingly bland rebellion anthems ever like what the fuck
Shell Game, November 30, 2021, 03:25:37 pm

its waaaaay better than everything else on that album.
Emperor Jack Chick, November 30, 2021, 07:21:33 pm
Twisted Sister just really sucks.
Great Joe, December 01, 2021, 04:07:46 am

Agreed. That's why I prefer to listen to Shark Island!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 01, 2021, 01:44:45 pm
i couldn't imagine listening to an entire album of offkey campfire protest songs against the principal who banned chocolate milk from the lunch menu
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 01, 2021, 03:27:55 pm
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 01, 2021, 03:45:31 pm
the unspoken invincible bond of brotherhood between all fans of streetlight manifesto
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 02, 2021, 02:35:35 am
A completely just world would allow you to get delicious mozzarella sticks at any hour
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 02, 2021, 03:16:21 am
A completely just world would allow you to get delicious mozzarella sticks at any hour
Macho Masc Sangy Savage, December 02, 2021, 02:35:35 am
I mean, you own a freezer and an oven, right?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on December 02, 2021, 07:05:07 am
A completely just world would allow you to get delicious mozzarella sticks at any hour
Macho Masc Sangy Savage, December 02, 2021, 02:35:35 am
2 AM mozz sticks from IHOP are a staple of my Friday night, although your "delicious" mileage may vary.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 02, 2021, 07:23:36 am
mozzarella rods from god
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on December 02, 2021, 11:05:51 am
There is a certain strange power in being comfortable with a tucked in shirt
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on December 02, 2021, 11:13:22 am
“The Price is Right” with your host, Vincent Price
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 02, 2021, 11:23:28 am
“The Price is Right” with your host, Vincent Price
Cheapskate, December 02, 2021, 11:13:22 am

You have to guess what Vincent Price's answer will be, since his answer is always correct.

No contestant has ever correctly predicted what Price will say, but damn it everyone has fun.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on December 03, 2021, 02:42:33 am
Ripleys believe it
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Post by: Cheapskate on December 03, 2021, 10:37:13 am
“The Price is Right” with your host, Vincent Price
Cheapskate, December 02, 2021, 11:13:22 am

You have to guess what Vincent Price's answer will be, since his answer is always correct.

No contestant has ever correctly predicted what Price will say, but damn it everyone has fun.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, December 02, 2021, 11:23:28 am

Like a British panel show. I like it.
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Post by: A Meat on December 06, 2021, 03:46:48 am
if you work from home, is your landlord responsible for OSHA (or any other work related code) violations?
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 06, 2021, 06:34:48 am
if you work from home, is your landlord responsible for OSHA (or any other work related code) violations?
A Meat, December 06, 2021, 03:46:48 am

Sadly, at least in the UK it's still the employers responsibility to make sure your equipment and working practices are fine. The landlord is still responsible for stuff like the electrical installation and fire alarms, but you cant fuck them over by not maintaining three points of contact on a ladder or plugging 16 appliances into a single outlet by chaining extensions.
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on December 06, 2021, 11:25:22 am
Hyper-focusing on the idea of getting a mullet
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on December 06, 2021, 02:27:24 pm
Brian Emo
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 06, 2021, 02:50:19 pm
Three Chimes for Chill Revenge
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Post by: A Meat on December 06, 2021, 02:55:52 pm
asterix and obelix taught me to never trust someone who likes the roman empire and so far it's proven out to be good advice
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Post by: Hux on December 07, 2021, 06:03:10 pm
feeling genuinely superior to everyone who's only horny about viktor after watching arcane, when i've been a viktor simp for years
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on December 07, 2021, 06:08:04 pm
feeling genuinely superior to everyone who's only horny about viktor after watching arcane, when i've been a viktor simp for years
Hux, December 07, 2021, 06:03:10 pm

Yei Viktor!
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 07, 2021, 08:44:46 pm
The fun thing about being somebody on Twitter who nobody has any reason to follow is that aside from the weird sexbot followers you occasionally get a follow from like, a medieval architecture enthusiast who has no mutual follows or followers with you whatsoever.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 08, 2021, 03:51:49 pm
Are the people who work at Shoe Carnival Shoe Carnies?
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Post by: Shell Game on December 08, 2021, 07:08:49 pm
Fuuuuu...uuuck...  cleaning sucks. Cleaning depression hovel mess sucks even more.

But I fucking did it. It's relatively clean.

In time for my very special houseguest to stay with me for awhile. :>

this doesn't go in why was my day good because IT WASN'T GOOD CLEANING SUCKS AND THE ONLY SATISFACTION I FEEL IS FROM NOT MOVING ANYMORE
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 08, 2021, 08:55:55 pm
In time for my very special houseguest to stay with me for awhile. :>
:sickos:
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Post by: Turtle on December 08, 2021, 11:38:16 pm
i don't understand, ollie's been there for so long!
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Post by: A Meat on December 09, 2021, 01:24:56 am
dullahan striptease
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Post by: CozyJosie on December 09, 2021, 09:12:21 am
dullahan striptease
A Meat, December 09, 2021, 01:24:56 am

When the head comes off, does it make a popping noise?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 09, 2021, 01:22:51 pm
The giant 12 ft Home Depot skeleton has become the Gen X/Millennial version of the stone goose, and I'm here for it.
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Post by: thelizzerd on December 09, 2021, 02:09:44 pm
I want to own a house only so I can decorate my yard for Halloween and other holidays.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 11, 2021, 12:25:56 pm
Relatively early on in the podcast, Lemon made a couple of references to Ethiopian cuisine with the spongy bread that you use to dip/scoop the various pastes and sauces and vegetabley things, which all flew totally over my head for the better part of a decade until today, when an old friend from university picked an Ethiopian cafe to celebrate her birthday, and I got to seem ever so slightly more knowledgable and worldly than I really am.

Thanks, Lemon.
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Post by: organburner on December 14, 2021, 06:21:48 am
In English, the word skull means, well, of course, a human skull. Nothing weird.
In Swedish, there is a word "skalle" which means also skull but then there's also "döds skalle" which means deaths skull. This is a skull that is no longer attached to a living being, stripped down to the bone. I believe this is also the same in German with totenkopf.

But then in Finnish there is the word "pääkallo" which means head skull?!? Is there some other kind of skull?
What even are language.
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Post by: Great Joe on December 14, 2021, 06:32:13 am
In English, the word skull means, well, of course, a human skull. Nothing weird.
In Swedish, there is a word "skalle" which means also skull but then there's also "döds skalle" which means deaths skull. This is a skull that is no longer attached to a living being, stripped down to the bone. I believe this is also the same in German with totenkopf.

But then in Finnish there is the word "pääkallo" which means head skull?!? Is there some other kind of skull?
What even are language.
organburner, December 14, 2021, 06:21:48 am
The name "blue footed booby" implies the existence of a whole rainbow of footed boobies.
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on December 14, 2021, 06:42:01 am
In English, the word skull means, well, of course, a human skull. Nothing weird.
In Swedish, there is a word "skalle" which means also skull but then there's also "döds skalle" which means deaths skull. This is a skull that is no longer attached to a living being, stripped down to the bone. I believe this is also the same in German with totenkopf.

But then in Finnish there is the word "pääkallo" which means head skull?!? Is there some other kind of skull?
What even are language.
organburner, December 14, 2021, 06:21:48 am
The name "blue footed booby" implies the existence of a whole rainbow of footed boobies.
Great Joe, December 14, 2021, 06:32:13 am
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/Male_Gal%C3%A1pagos_red-footed_booby.jpg/220px-Male_Gal%C3%A1pagos_red-footed_booby.jpg)
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Post by: organburner on December 14, 2021, 10:48:52 am
In English, the word skull means, well, of course, a human skull. Nothing weird.
In Swedish, there is a word "skalle" which means also skull but then there's also "döds skalle" which means deaths skull. This is a skull that is no longer attached to a living being, stripped down to the bone. I believe this is also the same in German with totenkopf.

But then in Finnish there is the word "pääkallo" which means head skull?!? Is there some other kind of skull?
What even are language.
organburner, December 14, 2021, 06:21:48 am
The name "blue footed booby" implies the existence of a whole rainbow of footed boobies.
Great Joe, December 14, 2021, 06:32:13 am
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/Male_Gal%C3%A1pagos_red-footed_booby.jpg/220px-Male_Gal%C3%A1pagos_red-footed_booby.jpg)
Victor Laszlo, December 14, 2021, 06:42:01 am

Yo is that a blue beaked boobie? That would imply the existence of a whole rainbow of beaked boobies!
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 14, 2021, 12:47:04 pm
broke: the phrase "cheesy goodness" implies the existence of cheesy badness
woke: "cheesy goodness" is cheesy badness
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 14, 2021, 02:39:33 pm
Garfield merch is what Snoopy merch was when I was a child. Can't wait for Jim Davis to die and Garfield be plastered on an Exxon Mobile oil tanker or some shit.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on December 14, 2021, 08:49:24 pm
Garfield merch is what Snoopy merch was when I was a child. Can't wait for Jim Davis to die and Garfield be plastered on an Exxon Mobile oil tanker or some shit.
Dr. Buttplug, December 14, 2021, 02:39:33 pm

New metlife ad is just like, "FILL YOUR DUMB FUCKING FACE WITH LASAGNA"
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on December 14, 2021, 11:25:16 pm
for some reason Twitter has decided that I live the Sims despite not touching it in like nearly two years and, y'know what, I'm fine with it. I'm fine with seeing someone's virtual dollhouse that they put effort into or a cool mod or some neat building trick every five tweets. I really miss seeing people be happy on the internet sometimes.
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Post by: Antivehicular on December 14, 2021, 11:34:26 pm
for some reason Twitter has decided that I live the Sims despite not touching it in like nearly two years and, y'know what, I'm fine with it. I'm fine with seeing someone's virtual dollhouse that they put effort into or a cool mod or some neat building trick every five tweets. I really miss seeing people be happy on the internet sometimes.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, December 14, 2021, 11:25:16 pm
This reminds me of when I went on a Homestar Runner binge on Youtube, all my Youtube recs were HR vids for a week, and it was the best week ever. I should have kept it up.
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Post by: Frank West on December 15, 2021, 04:51:14 am
You're allowed one dick shot while still keeping a PG-13 rating and all the actors always fight over who gets to be the one to do it.
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on December 15, 2021, 03:00:35 pm
Ballpit should have the ability to save drafts. I need somewhere to store all my half-baked movie reviews.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 16, 2021, 07:52:37 am
Spicy blue toilet water
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Post by: A Meat on December 18, 2021, 10:25:20 am
Ancient Egyptian Gamer's Burial Set
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Post by: Semantic Weeb on December 18, 2021, 11:41:54 am
Eldritchard Simmons
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Post by: Shell Game on December 19, 2021, 06:00:39 pm
remembered Adele is a year younger than me

she seems older
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Post by: thelizzerd on December 19, 2021, 10:26:36 pm
Buying gifts for kids: lots of fun, easy to do, get to think like a kid again, exciting

Buying gifts for other adults: worrying about judgement, is this something they'd like, are they gonna use this, anxiety, what if they get me a more expensive gift and think I'm not trying hard enough, what if I buy them a more expensive gift and they think I'm bragging that I make more money ahh
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 19, 2021, 10:42:27 pm
Buying gifts for kids: lots of fun, easy to do, get to think like a kid again, exciting

Buying gifts for other adults: worrying about judgement, is this something they'd like, are they gonna use this, anxiety, what if they get me a more expensive gift and think I'm not trying hard enough, what if I buy them a more expensive gift and they think I'm bragging that I make more money ahh
thelizzerd, December 19, 2021, 10:26:36 pm

Buying gifts for kids kicks ass. I can't wait to be an asshole and get my nephew into manga next year.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 21, 2021, 01:53:44 am
Frédéric Chopin up all the women's meat! (but mostly George Sand's)
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Post by: krytton on December 21, 2021, 09:24:04 am
has the ever given blocked the cmonster cock again yet. i dont want the british to get their sex arses they are too horny already
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on December 21, 2021, 09:52:07 am
has the ever given blocked the cmonster cock again yet. i dont want the british to get their sex arses they are too horny already
krytton, December 21, 2021, 09:24:04 am

If the British do not get their sexarses they will only keep on "wanking it off" (As they say in "the isles") to pictures of muddy wristwatches on teachers wrists.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 22, 2021, 04:59:39 am
has the ever given blocked the cmonster cock again yet. i dont want the british to get their sex arses they are too horny already
krytton, December 21, 2021, 09:24:04 am

If the British do not get their sexarses they will only keep on "wanking it off" (As they say in "the isles") to pictures of muddy wristwatches on teachers wrists.
organburner, December 21, 2021, 09:52:07 am

as if the sex arses could stop us
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Post by: A Meat on December 22, 2021, 10:01:04 am
damn this bach guy really wrote music like he was in castlevania
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 22, 2021, 05:14:27 pm
The John Lennon and Yoko Ono "love ins" were just applied trickle down fuckenomics
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Post by: Lemon on December 23, 2021, 08:04:50 pm
My name is Umpty
Pronounced with an Umpty
Yo ladies, oh — Umpty.
And all the rappers in the top ten?
Umpty.
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Post by: A Meat on December 24, 2021, 02:07:49 am
being drunk is a subset of being high
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on December 24, 2021, 08:01:43 pm
dark souls style game where one of the bosses is the oscar mayer weinermobile
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Post by: A Meat on December 25, 2021, 12:19:31 am
messed up that only your hair starts turning white/gray as you age, it should happen to the rest of your body as well, that way the transformation into being a ghost is easier
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Post by: thelizzerd on December 25, 2021, 12:55:10 am
messed up that only your hair starts turning white/gray as you age, it should happen to the rest of your body as well, that way the transformation into being a ghost is easier
A Meat, December 25, 2021, 12:19:31 am

I'm already pale enough, I don't need to be more white. I also already got some grey hairs at 22, I don't need any help.
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Post by: A Meat on January 03, 2022, 12:40:57 pm
A slumber party and a snoozefest are the same thing yet very different
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Post by: Semantic Weeb on January 05, 2022, 11:30:43 am
Breaking my to do list into the smallest possible tasks so I can microdose dopamine
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Post by: organburner on January 06, 2022, 05:09:17 am
Is there good steampunk or is it all pretty cringey?
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 06, 2022, 08:33:40 am
Is there good steampunk or is it all pretty cringey?
organburner, January 06, 2022, 05:09:17 am
the latter. Neo-victorianism is a regressive ass philosophy, from which good media can not grow.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 06, 2022, 09:55:56 am
Is there good steampunk or is it all pretty cringey?
organburner, January 06, 2022, 05:09:17 am
the latter. Neo-victorianism is a regressive ass philosophy, from which good media can not grow.
chai tea latte, January 06, 2022, 08:33:40 am
I hear "The Difference Engine" was a pretty good book, but everything it has since spawned is steamy hot farts.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on January 06, 2022, 02:39:39 pm
Is there good steampunk or is it all pretty cringey?
organburner, January 06, 2022, 05:09:17 am
the latter. Neo-victorianism is a regressive ass philosophy, from which good media can not grow.
chai tea latte, January 06, 2022, 08:33:40 am
I hear "The Difference Engine" was a pretty good book, but everything it has since spawned is steamy hot farts.
Dr. Buttplug, January 06, 2022, 09:55:56 am

I forgot about that book, I read it ages ago and can not remember anything about it.
Would Jules Verne qualify as steam punk I wonder?
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Post by: A Meat on January 06, 2022, 02:48:42 pm
You'd think a womanizer is someone who turns people into women, but the English language has failed us
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 06, 2022, 03:49:47 pm
english accent tier list

1) australian
2) italian-american
3) scottish if i can understand it

all the rest

last) received pronunciation
even below last) however they speak in Apple commercials
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 07, 2022, 10:57:36 am
I'm a firm believer that language evolves but I cannot countenance the transition of the spelling of "whoa" to "woah".  Using the latter form makes my brain discount any other thought you've expressed.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 07, 2022, 02:44:01 pm
Is there good steampunk or is it all pretty cringey?
organburner, January 06, 2022, 05:09:17 am

Bloodborne.

That you need to go that far off normal steampunk to get something cool says a lot about how bad steampunk is.
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Post by: Shell Game on January 07, 2022, 02:46:16 pm
I'm a firm believer that language evolves but I cannot countenance the transition of the spelling of "whoa" to "woah".  Using the latter form makes my brain discount any other thought you've expressed.
Victor Laszlo, January 07, 2022, 10:57:36 am
woah
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Post by: Sauce on January 07, 2022, 02:47:22 pm
I'm a firm believer that language evolves but I cannot countenance the transition of the spelling of "whoa" to "woah".  Using the latter form makes my brain discount any other thought you've expressed.
Victor Laszlo, January 07, 2022, 10:57:36 am

I've seen cowards go with whoah. Just showing the world you know the correct choice but you're cowed by an incorrect society.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 07, 2022, 02:48:25 pm
I'm a firm believer that language evolves but I cannot countenance the transition of the spelling of "whoa" to "woah".  Using the latter form makes my brain discount any other thought you've expressed.
Victor Laszlo, January 07, 2022, 10:57:36 am

I've seen cowards go with whoah. Just showing the world you know the correct choice but you're cowed by an incorrect society.
Sauce, January 07, 2022, 02:47:22 pm
woah
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sauce on January 07, 2022, 02:58:29 pm
I'm a firm believer that language evolves but I cannot countenance the transition of the spelling of "whoa" to "woah".  Using the latter form makes my brain discount any other thought you've expressed.
Victor Laszlo, January 07, 2022, 10:57:36 am

I've seen cowards go with whoah. Just showing the world you know the correct choice but you're cowed by an incorrect society.
Sauce, January 07, 2022, 02:47:22 pm
woah
Shell Game, January 07, 2022, 02:48:25 pm

(https://cdn001.tintin.com/public/tintin/img/static/snowy/56_en.jpg)
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Post by: organburner on January 07, 2022, 06:04:57 pm
I just do whohah
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 07, 2022, 06:08:33 pm
I'm a firm believer that language evolves but I cannot countenance the transition of the spelling of "whoa" to "woah".  Using the latter form makes my brain discount any other thought you've expressed.
Victor Laszlo, January 07, 2022, 10:57:36 am

I've seen cowards go with whoah. Just showing the world you know the correct choice but you're cowed by an incorrect society.
Sauce, January 07, 2022, 02:47:22 pm
woah
Shell Game, January 07, 2022, 02:48:25 pm

(https://cdn001.tintin.com/public/tintin/img/static/snowy/56_en.jpg)
Sauce, January 07, 2022, 02:58:29 pm
woah
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Post by: Turtle on January 07, 2022, 07:01:13 pm
whoa didn't realize this thread was full of perverts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 07, 2022, 07:23:01 pm
whoa didn't realize this thread was full of perverts
Turtle, January 07, 2022, 07:01:13 pm
woah
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 07, 2022, 07:51:13 pm
i'm gay
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on January 08, 2022, 02:13:52 am
i'm gay
chai tea latte, January 07, 2022, 07:51:13 pm

hi gay im dad?
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Post by: Great Joe on January 08, 2022, 06:24:29 am
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 08, 2022, 05:52:08 pm
what about if someone made an nft of a picture that a human being might actually like to own
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Post by: thelizzerd on January 08, 2022, 10:45:08 pm
I wish other people didn't feel the need to ask people questions out of no where about medial shit. You ain't my doctor bitch.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 09, 2022, 06:14:38 am
taking my The Elder Scrolls LARP group to the Montserrat exclusion zone so we can properly act out Morrowwind
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 10, 2022, 12:25:12 am
its extremely fucked up to write covid-19 as Covid-Nineteen
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 10, 2022, 10:33:37 am
its extremely fucked up to write covid-19 as Covid-Nineteen
GirlKisser420, January 10, 2022, 12:25:12 am
certificate of very important number
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Post by: tipsy on January 10, 2022, 01:37:19 pm
its extremely fucked up to write covid-19 as Covid-Nineteen
GirlKisser420, January 10, 2022, 12:25:12 am
Corona-Virus-Nineteen is the only way to write it
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 10, 2022, 08:20:42 pm
Does a cockney otaku always talk about their trouble and straifu?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Adam Bozarth on January 11, 2022, 03:06:22 pm
How hard could it be to throw it all a way and run your own pinball-themed dive bar?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 11, 2022, 03:18:12 pm
How hard could it be to throw it all a way and run your own pinball-themed dive bar?
Adam Bozarth, January 11, 2022, 03:06:22 pm
Fixing and maintaining pinball tables is pretty difficult, and quite expensive, from what I've heard
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 11, 2022, 05:41:28 pm
How hard could it be to throw it all a way and run your own pinball-themed dive bar?
Adam Bozarth, January 11, 2022, 03:06:22 pm
Fixing and maintaining pinball tables is pretty difficult, and quite expensive, from what I've heard
A Meat, January 11, 2022, 03:18:12 pm
and running a bar is even worse!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Adam Bozarth on January 11, 2022, 07:28:22 pm
Why does every dream require hard work!?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on January 11, 2022, 07:31:58 pm
to be fair you only specified that it was pinball themed, not that you'd need tables.

to that end i think you should make a dive bar where all of the decor is inspired by hit pinball table future spa! (https://ipdb.org/machine.cgi?id=974)

(https://www.ipdb.org/images/974/974f1.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Adam Bozarth on January 11, 2022, 08:12:44 pm
to be fair you only specified that it was pinball themed, not that you'd need tables.

to that end i think you should make a dive bar where all of the decor is inspired by hit pinball table future spa! (https://ipdb.org/machine.cgi?id=974)

(https://www.ipdb.org/images/974/974f1.jpg)
Emperor Jack Chick, January 11, 2022, 07:31:58 pm

I still remember the pleasure of playing Future Spa at the Seattle Pinball Museum after F Plus Live. I wish I could live in a future where someone could open a futuristic spa-themed pinball bar. Alas…
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 12, 2022, 12:40:31 pm
to be fair you only specified that it was pinball themed, not that you'd need tables.

to that end i think you should make a dive bar where all of the decor is inspired by hit pinball table future spa! (https://ipdb.org/machine.cgi?id=974)

(https://www.ipdb.org/images/974/974f1.jpg)
Emperor Jack Chick, January 11, 2022, 07:31:58 pm

I still remember the pleasure of playing Future Spa at the Seattle Pinball Museum after F Plus Live. I wish I could live in a future where someone could open a futuristic spa-themed pinball bar. Alas…
Adam Bozarth, January 11, 2022, 08:12:44 pm
And if that someone could also have a need for a respectable comedian-type in a giant bowtie and who's up to date on three of four daily medications, well that would just be a bonus wouldn't it? (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275776567810981898/930893843132473414/684531223640539136.gif)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 12, 2022, 03:10:08 pm
Apparently my brother asked for an Ayn Rand book for Christmas (as an author request rather than a specific one). Is that something I should be addressing directly?

Like, "hey dumbass, don't forget that other people are still people"??
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on January 13, 2022, 02:21:49 am
Apparently my brother asked for an Ayn Rand book for Christmas (as an author request rather than a specific one). Is that something I should be addressing directly?

Like, "hey dumbass, don't forget that other people are still people"??
princess diana memorial ballpit poster, January 12, 2022, 03:10:08 pm

When I was like, I dunno, 15, I bought atlas shrugged because it was a "Good Book".

I pretty promptly stopped reading it and gave it to my sister who asked for "some book". Dunno what she did with it. Don't judge until you know what he thinks of Ayn Rand's "writing".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 13, 2022, 12:22:17 pm
Apparently my brother asked for an Ayn Rand book for Christmas (as an author request rather than a specific one). Is that something I should be addressing directly?

Like, "hey dumbass, don't forget that other people are still people"??
princess diana memorial ballpit poster, January 12, 2022, 03:10:08 pm
yes

but most brothers need that reminder regardless. this is just one of those red flags you hear about
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 13, 2022, 02:39:51 pm
The first rule of gun safety is have a chill time with the homies
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on January 13, 2022, 04:56:34 pm
The weird trend of podcasters saying "no" to mean "yes".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 14, 2022, 05:42:17 pm
The first rule of gun safety is have a chill time with the homies
chai tea latte, January 13, 2022, 02:39:51 pm
the second rule of gun safety is if the gun feels lighter than usual it's almost definitely not loaded
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on January 15, 2022, 09:35:13 am
The first rule of gun safety is have a chill time with the homies
chai tea latte, January 13, 2022, 02:39:51 pm
the second rule of gun safety is if the gun feels lighter than usual it's almost definitely not loaded
chai tea latte, January 14, 2022, 05:42:17 pm

Third rule is Safety: Always off as per cyrus:
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 15, 2022, 10:56:41 am
The US should experiment with other forms of government, for example, a military junta,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 16, 2022, 03:26:45 am
I matched on tinder with a girl who's bio was "reccomend your favorite podcast" and she messaged me to ask what my favorite podcast was. I answered and she never responded. so either my taste in podcasts is absolute dogshit, or theres someone on tinder using it only for podcast reccomendations and I looked like a guy who knew a few podcasts. Not sure which one I'd prefer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 16, 2022, 06:25:27 am
Me: How much hedonism can I get for $20?

Dionysus: you can get, uh, some grapes, a couple condoms and a sample pack of KY jelly.

*I spend the entire party leaning against a wall sipping on a condom full of grape juice*
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 16, 2022, 08:06:30 am
jelly is sticky
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 18, 2022, 04:28:06 pm
sick of the term late stage capitalism. its like people think capital was Fine in 1800
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on January 19, 2022, 09:07:30 am
I used to lie to my parents and say I didn't like coffee cause they expected me not to like it. Neither of them like it and I'm a known "picky eater", but fuck it I like coffee.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on January 21, 2022, 12:27:42 am
Trying to figure out how often to try a new food before concluding it gives me indigestion, i.e. " how many times do I need to touch this hot stove, except the stove is made of farts"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 23, 2022, 11:24:59 am
putting a bunch of rabbit pellets in a blender with enough water that it creates a homogenous solution and then shoving it in a centrifuge so I can remove the supernatant and get the true pellet
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 23, 2022, 09:04:34 pm
Mazlowe's hierarchy of Sneeds
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 24, 2022, 08:16:02 am
stop being a gaslighter and start being a gal sighter 👀
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 24, 2022, 12:34:30 pm
putting a bunch of rabbit pellets in a blender with enough water that it creates a homogenous solution and then shoving it in a centrifuge so I can remove the supernatant and get the true pellet
A Meat, January 23, 2022, 11:24:59 am
working on the next soylent, i take it?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 24, 2022, 06:56:00 pm
A: What's heaven like?
B: Well, imagine your perfect paradise. You got it in your mind's eye? There you go, thats it.
A: Sweet, I can't wait to eat mozzarella sticks without experiencing painful diarrhea.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 25, 2022, 07:42:47 am
I bought a whole chicken today and I approached the counter just as the alarm for the furnace began to ring for the next batch. The sound was that of a cock's crow. In a perverse facsimile of a natural ritual, the ghostly cockerel was calling to assemble his hens, and their spirits willingly obeyed, congregating round the stove just as their remains were being carried hellwards in a post-funeral procession, to be stuck on pikes and roasted over the inferno for eternity, or at least for a couple of hours until their skin attained a crisp, golden color. We live in a truly fucked up world, but the whole chicken was tasty.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sauce on January 26, 2022, 03:36:51 pm
Giving ships and aircraft people names is perverse. No I will not get aboard Nigel Fentonbury, that's disgusting.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 26, 2022, 05:08:01 pm
is it still iced tea if the ice melts? what about if you just put it in the fridge instead of putting ice in it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on January 26, 2022, 08:09:50 pm
Giving ships and aircraft people names is perverse. No I will not get aboard Nigel Fentonbury, that's disgusting.
Sauce, January 26, 2022, 03:36:51 pm

christen a ship the boris johnson and then scuttle it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 27, 2022, 03:20:29 am
They should give ships racehorse names. I can't wait to go aboard the SY Lost in the Fog (full name SY Lost in the Fog Save the Day), that would give me a lot of confidence of the ship's ability to navigate the waters.

Maybe when I board I'll say something like "Hey, I sort of know about this ship, his sire was Lost Soldier, (sire of 10 stakes winners and son of Danzig, who was the son of Northern Dancer). His dam was Cloud Break, a successful broodship; she also produced the stakes-placed How About My Place, by Out of Place."

Then when the ship inevitably hits a fucking rock and sinks due to nominative determinism, I'd sort of opine "I have seen Lost in the Fog hats and Lost in the Fog shirts and Lost in the Fog oil paintings being sold alongside Lost in the Fog tote bags. I have seen a LST N FOG vanity plate and sipped a Lost in the Fog martini made with a hunk of dry ice.

I have heard people speak of Lost in the Fog, a 3-year-old ocean liner who happens to be the most exciting ship in America, and swear they see in him the handiwork of God -- the lopsided blaze along his bow, for instance, which is regarded with about as much reverence as the imprint on the Shroud of Turin -- and I have beheld the hunk of metal on a cold gray dawn in Albany, steam curling off his back and everyone around either too awed or too tired to talk, and I have, if only for a moment, understood why people might say such things."

Then, however, I would understandably eulogize his demise with the cold facts "Located directly below his deck, one inoperable lymphoma ran almost the length of the ship's hull. Mechanics at University of California at Davis, where the post-mortem also was performed, originally thought that tumor to be about one foot long. 'It went all the way from his stern to invade and erode his forecastle and bulkhead', said Dr. David Wilson, director of UCD's large-ship clinic, who was part of a team of shipbuilders and specialists who worked with the ship. 'It also involved his rigging, keel and hold compartments. It actually invaded one jib and compressed both. It came right up against his main mast, Wilson added. "He had experienced swelling in his mizzenmast and that was no doubt caused by the tumors pressing on ratlines'. In earlier tests, the large tumor had been partially hidden from view by other compartments." In addition to the primary growth, Lost in the Fog bore a football-sized tumor in his anchor."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 28, 2022, 04:23:57 pm
how's plato going to feed his cave people? allegory falls apart because they're all going to be dead by the time the freed prisoner returns
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 28, 2022, 07:56:40 pm
not sure there's a better feeling than building Ikea furniture and just completely crushing it. not fucking up once
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 29, 2022, 03:53:38 pm
love to drink plant juice
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 02, 2022, 12:03:12 am
Joe Rogan is the real life example of the guy in every Chick Tract who's never ever heard of Christianity before but is extremely into it the second he hears about Jesus

e: except for like. molnupiravir.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 02, 2022, 01:35:33 pm
Joe Rogan is the real life example of the guy in every Chick Tract who's never ever heard of Christianity before but is extremely into it the second he hears about Jesus

e: except for like. molnupiravir.
chai tea latte, February 02, 2022, 12:03:12 am
jamie, can you look up how many loaves and fishes you'd actually need to feed that many people?

Wow.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 03, 2022, 05:17:58 am
akinator but for porn
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 04, 2022, 03:20:43 am
starting a college fraternity but instead of using greek letters I'm using hieroglyphics
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on February 04, 2022, 09:37:17 am
baconator but for porn
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 05, 2022, 02:25:54 pm
People are always like "well, in vitro studies often don't replicate in vivo." Well, I know that "in vino veritas" so just put whatever organism you're testing in wine and then you'll get the actual, final result you want. I'll take my nobel prize over mail, thank you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 06, 2022, 12:52:44 pm
the novelization of a telenovela
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on February 07, 2022, 02:42:47 am
Could god make a rock so big even he couldn't fit it in his foreskin?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 07, 2022, 03:35:12 pm
It's very funny to me that Doggerland is is the name for the submerged area of land that used to connect Britain to the rest of Europe
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on February 08, 2022, 09:58:14 pm
Owning a bookcase now means I need to buy more books right??
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 09, 2022, 04:54:14 am
a paraphilia for bdsm gear that has spiritual power, call it a fetish fetish fetish
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 09, 2022, 07:49:44 am
I'm this close to installing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, figuring out how the new version of Hammer works in a week, and making an edit of cs_office called "nft_office", where the conceit is that the hostages, with monkey heads on (I'll use Suzanne, the default Blender mesh), have to be stolen from the boardroom with the projector where they are being hodled by a bunch of vc's with bandanas and kalashnikovs.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 10, 2022, 07:07:15 am
a paraphilia for bdsm gear that has spiritual power, call it a fetish fetish fetish
A Meat, February 09, 2022, 04:54:14 am
and if I have a fetish for people who have a fetish fetish fetish, I'd be a fetish fetish fetishist fetishist who has a fetish fetish fetishist fetish
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 11, 2022, 06:41:00 am
christian rat furries really out there believing "oh manna from Heaven that's so great" and then go ahead and say shit like "personally if somebody bigger than me tried to feed me poison pellets i would be smart enough to avoid them, i'm built different"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 11, 2022, 01:55:49 pm
christian rat furries really out there believing "oh manna from Heaven that's so great" and then go ahead and say shit like "personally if somebody bigger than me tried to feed me poison pellets i would be smart enough to avoid them, i'm built different"
Spooks, February 11, 2022, 06:41:00 am
[ citation needed]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 12, 2022, 10:19:41 am
christian rat furries really out there believing "oh manna from Heaven that's so great" and then go ahead and say shit like "personally if somebody bigger than me tried to feed me poison pellets i would be smart enough to avoid them, i'm built different"
Spooks, February 11, 2022, 06:41:00 am
WP:NOR
chai tea latte, February 11, 2022, 01:55:49 pm
ftfy tbqh
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 12, 2022, 01:37:37 pm
Sunkist and Starkist imply the existence of Moonkist
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 12, 2022, 04:55:40 pm
twitch chat is mostly total dogshit but also i just saw an advert for the military on a halo stream and the whole chat was shitting on it which is nice
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 16, 2022, 03:33:43 pm
🎶 Philippe, Philippe, Philippe / you're a very special boy 🎶
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on February 16, 2022, 09:14:15 pm
Ice skating rinks should let people rent curling shoes.   
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on February 17, 2022, 05:08:35 am
As long as you are alive you will never weigh less than you have ever weighed.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 17, 2022, 04:38:32 pm
there's always one guy at the monastery who's genuinely celibate, who actually isn't fucking the other monks or goats or village children or some shit. and none of the other monks will tell him
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 17, 2022, 06:28:54 pm
I understand what you mean and appreciate it buddy, but if the lord is working through me it is entirely without my consent.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on February 17, 2022, 08:52:12 pm
Why is one afraid of two? Because three four five.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 19, 2022, 05:44:08 am
Barcode long gun
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 19, 2022, 04:02:26 pm
a version of The Riddler where he constructs really intricate ARGs and forces people to solve them because otherwise they'd just ignore them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on February 20, 2022, 04:20:04 pm
Nickelodeon Gackt
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 20, 2022, 06:18:42 pm
Now you listen here Jack, I don't want any damn 'gluten free'! I'll tell you why, it's cause the gluten free femenizes you and turns yer sperm gay. And when yer sperm turn gay they get busy screwin' each other inside yer cajones and then they get pregnant and start havin' little baby sperms, then before you know it yer nuts're swolen up the size of basket balls and you can't drive yer damn truck. Then yer chicken tenders get so big they explode and you gotta set to work growin' a new pair and let me tell you, I had these ones my whole life so I don't plan on startin' over.

So get me some jelly beans without no gluten free in them, or I'm sendin' you the bill fer my nuts from the hospital.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: CozyJosie on February 22, 2022, 11:46:46 am
Just occurred to me that I live just up the street from the Atomic Bowl/ what was once a place where one of the readers won a ham once
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 22, 2022, 12:20:29 pm
Actually, unless you come from a specific region of France and are produced under specific conditions, you're just a sparkling wine socialist.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 22, 2022, 01:31:58 pm
Actually, unless you come from a specific region of France and are produced under specific conditions, you're just a sparkling wine socialist.
princess diana memorial ballpit poster, February 22, 2022, 12:20:29 pm
a prosecco prole, if you will
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 22, 2022, 01:53:50 pm
maxing the treble on my equaliser call that thinning the heard
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 24, 2022, 01:10:21 pm
sicko mode is the twenty first century's sistine chapel
chai tea latte, October 06, 2020, 06:04:25 pm
sicko mode is also the 21st century's Bayt Al-Hikma
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 25, 2022, 03:02:46 am
pandora's box was her vagina
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 25, 2022, 10:44:00 am
Guy who can't make a balanced hypothetical voice: would you rather be Ukrainian or Russian right now?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 25, 2022, 11:50:44 am
30g per serving on a 300 g party pack of potato chips? Well I just happen to have 9 headmates so don't mind if I do
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on February 27, 2022, 07:34:45 am
Does doctor octopus from spider man use the metal tentacles to jack himself off?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 28, 2022, 10:21:40 am
Does doctor octopus from spider man use the metal tentacles to jack himself off?
organburner, February 27, 2022, 07:34:45 am
Only when he's not fucking Aunt May.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 28, 2022, 10:00:42 pm
I really hate learning about historical economics. Wow, the bronze age trade network was vast and spread over continents. Hey the middle ages had really extensive finance and currency exchange along with trade . Well why the fuck are we now doing all this shit then?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 28, 2022, 11:32:37 pm
neoliberalism is a neurotoxin
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 01, 2022, 04:37:30 pm
#girl
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on March 02, 2022, 05:31:10 pm
pandora's box was her vagina
A Meat, February 25, 2022, 03:02:46 am
that's a cah card
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 02, 2022, 07:22:55 pm
I only support Blue Lives Matter when its about the nika riots
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 03, 2022, 03:43:59 am
#girl
chai tea latte, March 01, 2022, 04:37:30 pm
As long as I've been givin' my #love to you
You should be givin' me your #love, too
But you just keep on actin' just like a #fool
You know it ain't #cool
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 03, 2022, 03:28:54 pm
guiness world record for worst blowjob
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on March 03, 2022, 09:19:59 pm
Just said this to myself out loud as I put Undercard on: "my life isn't perfect, but I can take comfort and strength from the fact that I am not a John Darnielle protagonist"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on March 04, 2022, 12:50:01 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/Y6axatO.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 05, 2022, 12:34:27 pm
what if there was, like, a film set in the future, right, where everything looks great for everyone, except then it turns out there's something that's just totally fucked up going on that enables the society?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 05, 2022, 02:01:37 pm
what if there was, like, a film set in the future, right, where everything looks great for everyone, except then it turns out there's something that's just totally fucked up going on that enables the society?
princess diana memorial ballpit poster, March 05, 2022, 12:34:27 pm

it's they/them pussy! soylent green is they/them pussy!!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: DykeDastardly on March 05, 2022, 10:39:12 pm
what if there was, like, a film set in the future, right, where everything looks great for everyone, except then it turns out there's something that's just totally fucked up going on that enables the society?
princess diana memorial ballpit poster, March 05, 2022, 12:34:27 pm

And then like, some of the people, when they find out or whatever, they just like… leave, y’know? They decide that shit won’t fly and abandon that society. Those Ones Walk Away, if you will.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on March 08, 2022, 06:26:28 am
Whenever you buy something expensive with a logo or brand you're basically getting double cucked because not only did you pay for whatever expensive piece of clothing or maybe a car but now you're also doing free marketing for them.
Of course this is how the expensive fashion works and why they make shit that's ugly as fuck while eye catching.
If you're rich and dress like shit, it's expensive and fashionable. If you're poor and dress like shit because you can't afford decent clothes, lol, lmao.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on March 08, 2022, 01:07:11 pm
Someday so much of the internet will be down and I'll be on some random site complaining about it cause it's the only site up.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 08, 2022, 01:27:34 pm
liquefaction or liquefiction?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 09, 2022, 05:15:47 pm
America used to measure Final Fantasy games with the imperial system, but they eventually caught up with the rest of the world and switched to metric.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on March 10, 2022, 11:09:44 pm
Anti-omorashi (or omorashi-nashi): a fetish for people who use the bathroom when they only kind of need to, but they're about to get onto the subway or something, so better safe than sorry, right?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 15, 2022, 09:48:59 pm
In French, that Master P song is called "Make Them Say One"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 19, 2022, 06:32:13 am
I just learned that paper scraping against paper because of a fan running in the room can sound a lot like a horrid insect monster from the abyss come to take you away and drink your mortal fluids and I will never feel safe again.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on March 22, 2022, 06:31:34 am
What if it was Small Tick Humiliation instead.

Just a bunch of folks cultivating ticks on their bodies and laughing at the guy who can't get them all fat and juicy.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 23, 2022, 09:58:08 am
ballpit posts revealed a pleasant male in no distress
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 23, 2022, 04:15:13 pm
concept: parallel universe where "tankie" is more like "furry"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on March 23, 2022, 09:13:15 pm
concept: parallel universe where "tankie" is more like "furry"
princess diana memorial ballpit poster, March 23, 2022, 04:15:13 pm

Somewhere there's a time loaf where Stalin-apologist authoritarian leftists and anthropomorphized-war-machine fetishists are arguing about who gets to call themselves "tankies"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 25, 2022, 02:45:28 pm
(https://i.imgflip.com/6a1bdt.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 27, 2022, 12:54:06 pm
Are dolphin's pants the ocean? Are whales only truly naked when beached?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on March 27, 2022, 02:26:12 pm
Cops shouldn't have guns. OSHA should have guns, and use them as indiscriminately as the police
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 27, 2022, 02:38:07 pm
despite all my rage I'm still just a bacteriophage
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 28, 2022, 02:14:55 am
college scholarship for pinball
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on March 28, 2022, 06:30:28 pm
The Ukraine war has demonstrated the vulnerability of “low and slow” aircraft to inexpensive and widely available MANPADS systems, which should prompt a defense posture review by the Federated Commonwealth of Malatora.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 29, 2022, 03:46:44 am
Just realised how fucked up it is that in the movie Cars their eyes are the windshields and not the headlights which are the natural eyes on the car face.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on March 29, 2022, 05:21:13 pm
Just realised how fucked up it is that in the movie Cars their eyes are the windshields and not the headlights which are the natural eyes on the car face.
Salubrious Rex, March 29, 2022, 03:46:44 am
I have made this argument for years and everyone thinks I'm a crazy person, but COME ON, THE CAR'S HEADLIGHTS ARE THE EYES, THIS IS BASIC
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 29, 2022, 10:54:20 pm
There's probably no better song than The Psychedlic Furs' "Love My Way".

And no better album than The Cure's Disintegration.

(I'm definitely not old)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on March 30, 2022, 05:38:52 am
If you make the headlights the eyes what do you put in the windshield? Do you just tint it black or do you fully model the interior and have it empty all the time?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jim and the mammograms on March 30, 2022, 06:51:27 am
If you make the headlights the eyes what do you put in the windshield? Do you just tint it black or do you fully model the interior and have it empty all the time?
organburner, March 30, 2022, 05:38:52 am

Model the interior but have someone in there driving.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 30, 2022, 09:30:00 am
Just model the interior, no driver, but the seats and head rest respond like eyebrows or forehead wrinkles depending.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 30, 2022, 10:32:04 am
If you make the headlights the eyes what do you put in the windshield? Do you just tint it black or do you fully model the interior and have it empty all the time?
organburner, March 30, 2022, 05:38:52 am
that's where they keep all their organs, just have it be a gross pulsating pink mess inside
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on March 30, 2022, 11:55:04 am
hey speaking of cursed Cars™ facts, do you think lightning mcqueen is carcumcised?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on March 30, 2022, 12:33:22 pm
Just realised how fucked up it is that in the movie Cars their eyes are the windshields and not the headlights which are the natural eyes on the car face.
Salubrious Rex, March 29, 2022, 03:46:44 am
I think the real answer might be that the Chevron talking cars have headlight eyes, and they predate the Pixar ones, so it could just be copyright shit.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 30, 2022, 03:37:01 pm
If you make the headlights the eyes what do you put in the windshield? Do you just tint it black or do you fully model the interior and have it empty all the time?
organburner, March 30, 2022, 05:38:52 am

Model the interior but have someone in there driving.
jim and the mammograms, March 30, 2022, 06:51:27 am

Cars should subscribe to the descartian notion of the homunculus. At the end of the movie they should go inside the driver's head and there we'd see a fucking car controlling him. The cowards at Pixar would never do it though.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 31, 2022, 04:32:36 am
If you make the headlights the eyes what do you put in the windshield? Do you just tint it black or do you fully model the interior and have it empty all the time?
organburner, March 30, 2022, 05:38:52 am

Model the interior but have someone in there driving.
jim and the mammograms, March 30, 2022, 06:51:27 am

Cars should subscribe to the descartian notion of the homunculus. At the end of the movie they should go inside the driver's head and there we'd see a fucking car controlling him. The cowards at Pixar would never do it though.
Spooks, March 30, 2022, 03:37:01 pm
dubito, ergo cogito, ergo car
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on March 31, 2022, 07:34:27 pm
Reading some bad porn and just hit the sentence "only good cowboys get to come." Resisting the temptation to change all my social-media status messages at once
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 31, 2022, 08:10:10 pm
Reading some bad porn and just hit the sentence "only good cowboys get to come." Resisting the temptation to change all my social-media status messages at once
Antivehicular, March 31, 2022, 07:34:27 pm

RIP to the bad and the ugly
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 06, 2022, 05:28:19 am
good egg (gegg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on April 06, 2022, 11:03:32 am
Just realised how fucked up it is that in the movie Cars their eyes are the windshields and not the headlights which are the natural eyes on the car face.
Salubrious Rex, March 29, 2022, 03:46:44 am
I think the real answer might be that the Chevron talking cars have headlight eyes, and they predate the Pixar ones, so it could just be copyright shit.
Achilles' Heelies, March 30, 2022, 12:33:22 pm

My actual guess is that it's meant to be an homage to "Susie the Little Blue Coupe":


... which imho features much more appealing designs than what's actually in Cars
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on April 07, 2022, 04:39:50 am
Why was he buying clothes at the soup store?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 07, 2022, 09:09:37 am
a person who's really into urban decay and urbex because they're turned on by rust
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 07, 2022, 12:25:16 pm
dont ask me how but the "bike is short for bichael" meme somehow resulted in me associating the word "bi" with "bikesexual"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 08, 2022, 03:07:34 pm
clint eastwood is way too close to being a porn name, all it takes is some bad kerning and mild dyslexia and suddenly he's cunt eatswood
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 08, 2022, 03:10:58 pm
clint eastwood is way too close to being a porn name, all it takes is some bad kerning and mild dyslexia and suddenly he's cunt eatswood
A Meat, April 08, 2022, 03:07:34 pm
quim eats-wood
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 08, 2022, 04:15:58 pm
clint eastwood is way too close to being a porn name, all it takes is some bad kerning and mild dyslexia and suddenly he's cunt eatswood
A Meat, April 08, 2022, 03:07:34 pm
quim eats-wood
chai tea latte, April 08, 2022, 03:10:58 pm
clit teased wood
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on April 08, 2022, 09:16:00 pm
new hobby - leaving positive feedback on ebay, but with unrelated text (today was about an angry turtle)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 10, 2022, 04:22:31 am
I hate when I have a terrible thought and then there isn't a single deviantart search result for it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 10, 2022, 06:30:18 am
all the people on clips4sale should unionize
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 11, 2022, 06:08:20 pm
more like first council of NICE! see ya~!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 12, 2022, 09:30:08 am
Tyson boneless degrasse fed niels
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 12, 2022, 03:51:39 pm
it's been 10+ years that i've looked at pictures of cats + dogs on the internet and by this time I'm convinced ronald reagan or whoever the fuck manufactured the popular cultural notion of cats and dogs hating each other in the 40s in order to have an argument from tradition monster cockogy on why it's okay to hate women, or something of the sort
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 15, 2022, 01:29:16 am
what yugioh deck would jesus have played?

e. I'm an idiot of course it'd be Lightsworn
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 15, 2022, 04:18:33 pm
Much Ado about:blank
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 17, 2022, 03:26:21 pm
sandboxes are the minecraft of playgrounds
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on April 17, 2022, 04:00:01 pm
Easter is when the rabbit make an egg and then then beard guy with the vines on his head comes out of it and he start dancin' and he says "hey guys, be nice to each other!" and everyone all "what's that? Punch each other? Well okay you told me to..." and beard guy's all "no I said BE NICE" and everyone all "sorry can't hear you over the punchin'" and then they duct tape him to the incorrect playground equipment and he hides in a box that they covered with the big egg and then the egg rolls down a hill and he's like "dad come pick me up plz" and then rockets into the galaxy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 19, 2022, 04:24:59 am
guy who gets turned on by the act of watching pornography, but doesn't care for the content, he's just turned on by the fact that he's watching porn
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 19, 2022, 08:13:22 am
I hate when I have a terrible thought and then there isn't a single deviantart search result for it.
princess diana memorial ballpit poster, April 10, 2022, 04:22:31 am

~If you build it, they will cum.~
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on April 19, 2022, 09:45:41 am
No amount of working out will give you the forearms of someone who scoops ice cream for a living.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 19, 2022, 01:15:29 pm
guy who gets turned on by the act of watching pornography, but doesn't care for the content, he's just turned on by the fact that he's watching porn
A Meat, April 19, 2022, 04:24:59 am

salivating like pavlov's dong
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 20, 2022, 07:42:44 am
imagine having telepathy, but also having no idea you have telepathy so you think it's intrusive thoughts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on April 20, 2022, 10:33:58 am
I wish shower curtains came with the things to hang them up.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 21, 2022, 03:17:44 am
so does mario eat the star to gain invincibility? it's assumed that he eats the mushroom to grow big, and it's not that far fetched to think he'd eat the fire flower or leaf like the sicko he is, but the star seems like it's fully sentient
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on April 21, 2022, 03:24:46 pm
imagine having telepathy, but also having no idea you have telepathy so you think it's intrusive thoughts
A Meat, April 20, 2022, 07:42:44 am
They made a move about this. It’s called “What Women Want”, it stars Mel Gibson and it’s exactly as good as you’d think a movie with that title and that lead actor would be.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 21, 2022, 03:38:43 pm
imagine having telepathy, but also having no idea you have telepathy so you think it's intrusive thoughts
A Meat, April 20, 2022, 07:42:44 am
They made a move about this. It’s called “What Women Want”, it stars Mel Gibson and it’s exactly as good as you’d think a movie with that title and that lead actor would be.
Victor Laszlo, April 21, 2022, 03:24:46 pm
I'm sad to say that I forgot about this and now I remember
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 22, 2022, 05:04:35 pm
One of the most disappointing and amusing history facts is that professional assassins werent really a thing. you mostly just asked your cousin a eunuch to deal with it and they tended to fuck it up. or you and your drinking buddies just sort of go for it one day
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 23, 2022, 01:46:16 am
One of the most disappointing and amusing history facts is that professional assassins werent really a thing. you mostly just asked your cousin a eunuch to deal with it and they tended to fuck it up. or you and your drinking buddies just sort of go for it one day
GirlKisser420, April 22, 2022, 05:04:35 pm
the only real assassin's creed was smoking weed
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 24, 2022, 06:17:29 pm
I caught the regular flu recently and I cant get over how much of a beta move that was. Just couldnt get the cool one
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 25, 2022, 01:44:17 pm
You want to set your fictional story in the 90s so you can bank on nostalgia. I want to set my fictional story in the 90s so I can have plausible deniability in my use of homophobic slurs. We are kind of the same except for the part where I want to use homophobic slurs without people being mad at me, which the previous two sentences already sort of established.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 25, 2022, 06:52:41 pm
as much as I respect the tumblr pseudonarrative of "you can get around the fae's pact for your firstborn child by being gay" that keeps going around, its gonna cause a succession crisis and series of civil wars. its not responsible leadership.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on April 25, 2022, 07:45:06 pm
I just learned that there's nothing that can kill my interest in something like seeing someone claim it has "excellent himbo representation"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 27, 2022, 01:14:42 am
"based" is the opposite of debased
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 27, 2022, 09:39:19 pm
apple banana cherry durian eggplant fig grape huckleberry imbe jackfruit kiwi lemon mango nectarine orange pear quince raspberry strawberry tangerine ugni vanilla xigua yuzu zalzalak
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on April 28, 2022, 05:49:34 am
Thinking about the eyes on the cars from cars some more I feel like it also makes sense to have the eyeballs as high up as possible because then you can see over obstacles and are less likely to accidentally try to drive somewhere you won't fit. Of course the issue with the cars from cars eyes now is that they are so close together their depth perception would probably be pretty bad compared to the headlights as eyeballs.
What I propose is a roof rack for floodlights so the cars can have more eyes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 28, 2022, 08:59:03 am
Thinking about the eyes on the cars from cars some more I feel like it also makes sense to have the eyeballs facing forward because the cars from cars are natural predators.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 28, 2022, 09:43:22 am
Thinking about the eyes on the cars from cars some more I feel like it also makes sense to have the eyeballs as high up as possible because then you can see over obstacles and are less likely to accidentally try to drive somewhere you won't fit. Of course the issue with the cars from cars eyes now is that they are so close together their depth perception would probably be pretty bad compared to the headlights as eyeballs.
What I propose is a roof rack for floodlights so the cars can have more eyes.
organburner, April 28, 2022, 05:49:34 am
(https://www.retromags.com/gallery/?module=images&section=img_ctrl&img=54)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 28, 2022, 04:56:32 pm
rule one of modern internet: fear and reject the poster who has their own personalised discord emojis
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 29, 2022, 03:01:22 pm
Ape No More - The Gentle Art of Making NFTs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 30, 2022, 03:07:18 am
Train (the band) sullies the good name of trains (the vehicle)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 03, 2022, 03:22:52 pm
a klein bottle of your house red for the table, please
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2022, 07:28:24 am
someone I went to school with just had a kid with someone called Basileus de Tenebrae. I'm pretty sure that translates to Emperor of Shadow. Id be a hack for calling a DND character that, why the hell is there a managing director or some shit with that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 04, 2022, 08:04:41 am
And you can have it all
My empire of shadow,
I will let you down,
I will make you say wow, what a dumb name.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 04, 2022, 10:00:38 am
Is that a boner in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 04, 2022, 02:06:36 pm
basileus de tenebrae, or as his friends know him, BasTen,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 04, 2022, 03:33:27 pm
thinking of becoming a dj where my gimmick is that I only use unusual time signatures so that people don't quite know what beat to dance to
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on May 05, 2022, 10:32:22 am
Due to a small temporal displacement issue that has already been fixed, some of your thoughts have been sent to the future.
If you find yourself thinking "was using multiple slurp juice on the same monkey to slurp it into more monkeys real or fake?" in 10 years don't be alarmed, it's normal.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 07, 2022, 04:08:14 am
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said "ooh ee ooh aah aah ting tang walla walla bing bang"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 07, 2022, 06:16:32 am
Tucker Karlsson-on-the-Roof
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 07, 2022, 03:48:14 pm
darkest dungeon but it's a bdsm dungeon, it's darkest because they used all the candles for wax play
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 07, 2022, 11:01:38 pm
The Kentucky Derby is kind of like sex, for old rich men. It lasts like five minutes, they have to be drunk for it, and they pay enormously for the privilege
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 08, 2022, 12:41:44 pm
do you ever make a post and then go "there's no way i thought of that myself, i wish i knew where my brain stole it from"?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 09, 2022, 04:12:56 pm
thirsty for water, suffer from heatstroke
thirsty for sex, suffer from heat, stroke
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 14, 2022, 08:34:28 am
the "pay it forward" of the internet is "repost the image with a lower jpeg compression than the one you found it with"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 15, 2022, 10:31:00 am
Ursula K. Le Guin abbreviates to UKLG, and the internet has poisoned by brain so United Kingdom/Little Girl is just a thing that my brain conjures as what it means
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 15, 2022, 01:02:28 pm
Why do they always stop at two birds? Give me some uranium and I'll do the entire aviary.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 16, 2022, 04:52:46 am
"lives in my head rent free" is a weird saying, why would I be a landlord inside my own head
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on May 22, 2022, 10:30:36 am
Do you think there will be any families where someone’s Steam library will be handed down through multiple generations, provided Steam stays afloat that long?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 22, 2022, 12:35:40 pm
haven't had a particularly stupid thought in a while, I'm starting to get concerned
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on May 23, 2022, 02:44:12 am
Ok so what we do is we take all these broken, unsalvageable computers, make them look functional and pretty and set them up in a room to look like a office of computer class or whatever, right?

Then we charge IT people for some "alone time" in that room with a sledgehammer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 25, 2022, 03:24:58 am
the grapes of wrath should have been part of a series about fruits of deadly sins, give me the figs of pride, the cherries of lust, the apples of greed, the lemons of envy, the bananas of sloth and the watermelons of gluttony
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 28, 2022, 04:35:12 pm
A CEO's skillset is the exact same as a scammer's
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 30, 2022, 06:26:57 am
More bloods members wasted in this week's suck-u-by. This city has had enough of glans violence.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 30, 2022, 06:42:53 am
it's anti-monarchist to say "kill the queen" but "slay queen" is fine
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on May 31, 2022, 02:41:32 am
If I can completely invent a guy, can I then also become the guy I invented?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: ikaribattousai on May 31, 2022, 10:34:16 pm
Half-track El Camino
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 05, 2022, 04:30:26 am
only shipping characters whose names combined make another name or pun
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 05, 2022, 10:43:51 am
only shipping characters whose names combined make another name or pun
A Meat, June 05, 2022, 04:30:26 am
List of Homestuck Shipping Names

Compiled by shootingstarwisher!
This is… incredible to say the least.

John/John: Prank War
John/Rose: Grimdorks
John/Dave: Hammertime, Pepsi Cola, America, Windy Time, Prankster Gangsters, Herolance Bromance, Movie Knight, Brofriends
John/Jade: Prospitcest, Dorkcest
John/Jane: Cakeship, Prancake
John/Jake: Windicuffs
John/Roxy: Do the Whisky Thing, Breathalyser, Saviour of the Dreamers
John/Dirk: Prince of Fresh Air
John/Karkat: Communism, Hammer and Sickle, Johnkat, CrabCakes, Vanbert,  Boyfriendleaders
John/Tavros: Breathplay, Breath Bros
John/Nepeta: Teacup-Cakes, Air Shipment
John/Terezi: Blues Clues
John/Vriska: Nic-Caged, Do You Reme8er Me, Heirachnid, Con Heir, Spider8reath
John/Equius: Heir Force One
John/Eridan: Johnafin
John/Meenah: Stormy Seas
John/Dad: John Loves His Daddy, Daddy Dearest

Rose/John: Grimdorks
Rose/Dave: Dersecest, Knightlight, Snarkcest, Sunburst
Rose/Jade: Gun 'n Roses, riflerose
Rose/Jake: Gun 'n Roses
Rose/Roxy: Lalondecest, Wizard Shippers
Rose/Sollux: Bees in a Rosebush
Rose/Nepeta: Octopussy
Rose/Kanaya: Rosemary, Hot Lesbians on a Meteor, Grimsnark
Rose/Terezi: Seership
Rose/Vriska: Lightship
Rose/Eridan: Wizard shipping
Rose/Feferi: Tentacleshipping, The Innsmouth Look
Rose/Mom: Lalondecest

Dave/John: Hammertime, Pepsi Cola, America, Windy Time, Prankster Gangsters, Herolance Bromance, Movie Knight, Brofriends
Dave/Rose: Dersecest, Knightlight, Snarkcest, Sunburst
Dave/Dave: Timelords
Dave/Jade: Bitch in Heat, Time and Space, Christmas, Space Time Continuum, Strawberry Kiwi, Harley Davidson, Mistletoe, Space Jams
Dave/Jake: Super Mario Bros, Adventure Time
Dave/Roxy: Time for a drink, AND NOW YOU ARE BANGING HER, appletini
Dave/Dirk: Stridercest
Dave/Karkat: Knightsmanship, About bloody time, Red Knights, Knights of the Red Table, One knight Stand, Crab Apples, Movie Knight, Penis Ouija, That Time of the Month
Dave/Aradia: Double time, Time Warp
Dave/Tavros: Time for Sick Fires, Timetabull, Redbull, Burned Disc, Caramel Apples, A Knight and his Page, S'mores, TaDa, Knight Ride
Dave/Nepeta: Coolcat
Dave/Sollux: The birds and the Bees, Applebees
Dave/Terezi: Cherry Glare, Just in Time, Socially Unacceptable Art, Ironically Red, coolk1ds
Dave/Vriska: Blood in the Ocean, Hot Water, Firefly in a Spiderweb
Dave/Equius: Knight Mare
Dave/Gamzee: Strawberry Jam, Jam^2
Dave/Bro: Stridercest, Major Dirk Sucking
Dave/Dad: Father Time

Jade/John: Prospitcest, Dorkcest
Jade/Rose: Gun 'n Roses, riflerose
Jade/Dave: Bitch in Heat, Time and Space, Christmas, Space Time Continuum, Strawberry Kiwi, Harley Davidson, Mistletoe, Space Jams
Jade/Jake: Guncest
Jade/Roxy: Lime Martini
Jade/Karkat: Kats 'n Dogs, Fuckasses Fucking
Jade/Tavros: Fairy God Ship, Bulldog, Bullfrog, Mint Chocolate/Mint Chocolate Chip
Jade/Sollux: Coding at 3 in the Morning
Jade/Nepeta: Iced Tea, Cats and Dogs
Jade/Kanaya: Spaceship
Jade/Gamzee: Clown Dog
Jade/Feferi: The Witches, The Dreamers, Horror Cuties, Tanglebuddies
Jade/Eridan: Dogfish

Jane/John: Cakeship, Prancake
Jane/Jake: Prospitcest, SkullCake
Jane/Roxy: Cotton Candy, Betty Cocktail
Jane/Dirk: Fun with Dirk and Jane, Thinking With Portals
Jane/Karkat: Crabcakes
Jane/Sollux: Honey Bun
Jane/Nepeta: Teacup-cakes
Jane/Gamzee: Cannibutter
Jane/Feferi: The Heiresses, Ship of Life
Jane/Calliope: Key Lime Pie

Jake/John: Windicuffs
Jake/Rose: Gun 'n Roses
Jake/Dave: Super Mario Bros, Adventure Time
Jake/Jade: Guncest
Jake/Jane: SkullCake,  Prospitcest
Jake/Roxy : Double Pistols and a Wonk, Double Pistols and a Drink, Panache and Stagger, Shotgun, Our Drunken Adventure
Jake/Dirk: Save a Horse Ride an Adventurer, Pistol Pony Rodeo, Peas and Carrots, Skullcap, Ireland, Gunblade, Brokeback Mountain, Applejacks, Popping caps and collars, Portal Panromantics, Portal Pals, Cooling Cake,  Broccoli & Cheese, Pistol Pony Rodeo, Sherbet, Pumpkin Rodeo
Jake/Aradia: Adventure time, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Green Skull
Jake/Sollux: Double Butler Island
Jake/Nepeta: Greenmanship
Jake/Eridan: Hopeshipping
Jake/Araena: Skulls 'n' Spiders

Roxy/John: Do the Whisky Thing, Breathalyser, Saviour of the Dreamers
Roxy/Rose: Lalondecest, Wizard Shippers
Roxy/Dave: Time for a Drink, AND NOW YOU ARE BANGING HER, appletini
Roxy/Jade: Lime Martini
Roxy/Jake: Double Pistols and a Wonk, Double Pistols and a Drink, Panache and Stagger, Shotgun, Our Drunken Adventure
Roxy/Jane: Cotton Candy, Betty CocktailRoxy/Dirk: Cat in the Hat, My Little Brony: Drinking is Majyyk, Le Sign, Dunkin Donuts, Passion Fruit and Mango, Dersecest, Sherbert
Roxy/Meenah: Dreamers and the Dead, Drunken Fish, Beer Goggles, Fish Flambe,  Lobster Flambe
Roxy/Sollux: Long Island Iced Bees, Hackertime
Roxy/Nepeta: Going Rogue
Roxy/Equius: Shipping Void
Roxy/Gamzee: Motherfucker, the hangover, Mardi Gras, wonkhonk
Roxy/Eridan: White Wixards, Wwizards!, Shipping is Majyyk, Scarf Shipping, Together Alone
Roxy/AutoResponder: Martini Glasses
Roxy/Calliope: Margarita, jUjUbabes 
Roxy/Caliborn: JuJuBABES

Dirk/John: Prince of Fresh air
Dirk/Dave: Stridercest
Dirk/Jane: Fun with Dirk and Jane, Thinking With Portals
Dirk/Jake: Save a Horse Ride an Adventurer, Pistol Pony Rodeo, Peas and Carrots, Pumpkin, Skullcap, Ireland, Gunblade, Brokeback Mountain, Applejacks, Popping caps and collars, Portal Panromantics, Portal Pals, Cooling Cake,  Broccoli & Cheese, Pistol Pony Rodeo, Sherbet, Pumpkin Rodeo
Dirk/Roxy: Cat in the Hat, My Little Brony: Drinking is Majyyk, Le Sign, Dunkin Donuts, Passion Fruit and Mango, Dersecest, Sherbert
Dirk/Sollux: Honey and Clementines
Dirk/Nepeta: Ship of the Heart
Dirk/Kanaya: Rainbow Dash
Dirk/Equius: Robot Unicorn, Hoofbeasts, Bronies with Benefits, Robot Unicorn Attack, Sexbots, Pony Pals, Heavy Breathing
Dirk/Eridan: Princely Ship
Dirk/Ψiioniic: Mac'n Cheese

Karkat/John: Communism, Hammer and Sickle, Johnkat, CrabCakes, Vanbert, Boyfriendleaders
Karkat/Dave: Knightsmanship, About bloody time, Red Knights, Knights of the Red Table, One Knight Stand, Crab Apples, Movie Knight, Penis Ouija, That Time of the Month
Karkat/Jade: Cats 'n Dogs, Fuckasses Fucking
Karkat/Aradia: Ghost Crab, Rusty Crab, Red Dead Redemption, Time of the Knight, Blood Red, Swearing on the Grave, Bring You Back
Karkat/Tavros: Chocolate Cherries, Bullcrab, Oranges, Red Oranges, Oranges & Apples, Oranges & Cherries, Redbull
Karkat/Sollux: Solkat, Ketchup and Mustard, Crabs and Bees, McDonalds
Karkat/Nepeta: Karkitten, Karcat, Karkatnep/Katnep/Katnip, Kitten Cancer, Catshipping, Sourpuss, Carcino Catnip, Cat-ch the Crab, Christmas, Kitkat, Cat Osmosis
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 05, 2022, 12:13:11 pm
only shipping characters whose names combined make another name or pun
A Meat, June 05, 2022, 04:30:26 am
i hope you're happy

fuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 05, 2022, 12:33:36 pm
only shipping characters whose names combined make another name or pun
A Meat, June 05, 2022, 04:30:26 am
i hope you're happy

fuck
Shell Game, June 05, 2022, 12:13:11 pm
this is absolutely not what I wanted, I am suffering
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: CozyJosie on June 05, 2022, 12:59:09 pm
a bunch of shit
chai tea latte, June 05, 2022, 10:43:51 am
Good lord I feel like I've witnessed the face of god
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 06, 2022, 02:21:30 pm
By the way, that was about 20% of the full list
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 08, 2022, 03:10:32 am
The plural of Mickey Mouse is Mickeys Mouse
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 10, 2022, 06:56:45 pm
I know what TGIF means but I will never not read it as 'The gives I fuck'.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 11, 2022, 04:40:29 am
I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea, if by random whim one occurs to me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on June 11, 2022, 11:05:29 am
wesley crusher is a child soldier
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 12, 2022, 07:21:53 pm
Yakety Sex.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on June 13, 2022, 03:16:20 am
wesley crusher is a child soldier
unregistered hypercum 2, June 11, 2022, 11:05:29 am

He is also a space jesus.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 13, 2022, 07:35:48 pm
they print ambulance backwards on the front hood so when the machine elf slaves working the engine use their xray vision to check out a girls ass in the car in front they read that and get reminded they got fucking important work to do instead of slack
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 15, 2022, 04:02:47 am
jelqing but for making your dick smaller
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on June 15, 2022, 03:52:28 pm
I can't stop thinking about how I want to buy a house solely for the ability to paint veggies and fruits on the walls in the kitchen. It's stupid. It's a stupid desire. But in my heart of hearts it's the biggest motivation I have for saving money.

Edit: forgot the word paint
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 15, 2022, 08:40:42 pm
I can't stop thinking about how I want to buy a house solely for the ability to veggies and fruits on the walls in the kitchen.
thelizzerd, June 15, 2022, 03:52:28 pm

This is a good motivation to want to own a house. Nothing stupid about wanting to do the things you can't do in a rented space.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on June 17, 2022, 09:32:54 am
The problem with trying to anger god is that god made you exactly as you are and as god intended so while you get pissed and try to show your whole ass to god, god just goes "haha yeah that's exactly what I want you to do!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on June 18, 2022, 01:38:46 pm
The problem with trying to anger god is that god made you exactly as you are and as god intended so while you get pissed and try to show your whole ass to god, god just goes "haha yeah that's exactly what I want you to do!"
organburner, June 17, 2022, 09:32:54 am
i'm an edgy atheist now but i do remember being told that it makes god sad to see his children defy him or simply sin. in some iterations people also believe that it makes god angry.
then again, what you said should be true if god really is omniscient. but most religious doctrine is full of contradictions and weird double standards anyways.

every time i commit a sin such as premarital sex(which i have very often because i'm alpha), looking at a boob(that isn't mine), saying ****(when my mom can't hear me), or listening to the supernanny wiki episode for the 15th time(it's really good), i revel in the fact that if god were real, it would make him sad and/or angry. you should too, because sacrilege is fun and free.

*tips fedora and logs into reddit*
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 19, 2022, 04:15:37 am
all the scientific terms for river morphology sound made up, oh you're saying there's a riffle leading up to this talweg? and that riffles tend to appear in a riffle-pool sequence in the part between two slip-off slope meanders? I understand completely
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on June 20, 2022, 10:55:40 am
Making fun of cryptocoin and NFT people is kind of like making fun of pyramid scheme victims. On the one hand, they have fallen for a complete scam and are losing their time and money on this bullshit so they do deserve some sympathy on that.
On the other hand, part of having falling for their respective scams is that they do not shut the fuck up about it which is annoying as fuck.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 20, 2022, 11:04:41 am
Making fun of cryptocoin and NFT people is kind of like making fun of pyramid scheme victims. On the one hand, they have fallen for a complete scam and are losing their time and money on this bullshit so they do deserve some sympathy on that.
On the other hand, part of having falling for their respective scams is that they do not shut the fuck up about it which is annoying as fuck.
organburner, June 20, 2022, 10:55:40 am
I have considerably less sympathy for what is mostly knuckle dragging chuds who thought they could neg the internet into becoming rich than I do for a mother of five who has a garage full of supplements or lotion she can't sell.

There are a few minority segments that got dragged in, but I do not feel bad about laughing at "All my apes are gone, oh wait the thief sold them back because they're now worthless."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on June 20, 2022, 11:53:59 am
Making fun of cryptocoin and NFT people is kind of like making fun of pyramid scheme victims. On the one hand, they have fallen for a complete scam and are losing their time and money on this bullshit so they do deserve some sympathy on that.
On the other hand, part of having falling for their respective scams is that they do not shut the fuck up about it which is annoying as fuck.
organburner, June 20, 2022, 10:55:40 am
I have considerably less sympathy for what is mostly knuckle dragging chuds who thought they could neg the internet into become rich than I do for a mother of five who has a garage full of supplements or lotion she can't sell.

There are a few minority segments that got dragged in, but I do not feel bad about laughing at "All my apes are gone, oh wait the thief sold them back because they're now worthless."
Dr. Buttplug, June 20, 2022, 11:04:41 am

I suppose it needs to be considered on a case by case basis.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on June 22, 2022, 01:38:36 am
**reads this post**

all the scientific terms for river morphology sound made up, oh you're saying there's a riffle leading up to this talweg? and that riffles tend to appear in a riffle-pool sequence in the part between two slip-off slope meanders? I understand completely
A Meat, June 19, 2022, 04:15:37 am

**tumbleweeds float across the desert of my mind. what is this? what could this even be??**

that's weir
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 24, 2022, 06:14:19 pm
the coolest name is Wolfgang but it never gets used in english speaking countries because we fear our kids wont meet its power
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on June 24, 2022, 10:39:38 pm
Brains are weird.  I don't give a shit about hockey, and I don't like my hometown even a little bit.  But I realized I'm checking ESPN every couple of days to see the status of the Stanley Cup finals, I guess because the hometown team is playing.  Like, 51 weeks a year I don't even think about hockey even a little tiny bit, they got the team when I was like 15 so it's not like I grew up even half-assed rooting for them, what part of my brain has decided we should spend even the 30 seconds every 2-3 days that I'm spending on this?  I don't even plan on visiting the area again until my grandmother dies so it's not like it's going to come up in conversation or anything.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 25, 2022, 03:57:41 pm
according to catholics the passiflora incarnata flower tells the story of the passion of the christ:
all the various parts of it are supposedly kinda similar to things in the jesus story like a crown of thorns or the ten apostles or something, but they never talk about the passionfruit, which represents jesus's balls
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 25, 2022, 07:32:00 pm
if I was an upper class british drag queen my drag name would be Eton Pussy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 25, 2022, 07:33:48 pm
I'm very grateful to have this thread because I have ideas for bad joke posts i'm unable to purge from my brain and my only other audience is about 500 people on twitter who want to fuck my final fantasy 14 character
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on June 29, 2022, 03:13:32 pm
I feel like I've read the headline "R. Kelly sentenced to prison" so many times over so many years.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on June 30, 2022, 03:09:28 am
Movie idea:

Grandpa dies in 2035 and in his will is the start of a treasure hunt to a treasure worth millions of dollars. The kids start doing a wacky treasure hunt following the clues but slowly things become darker as they get closer to the treasure and get more greedy. They start killing each other in "accidents" and for the final clue only two are left.
They have a long bare knuckle fight and the victor finally finds the treasure. It's a usb stick containing an offline crypto wallet. The kid doesn't know what the fuck, googles it and discovers the crypto currency is not only valueless but completely offline.

The end, no moral.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 30, 2022, 10:38:42 am
New confectionary idea: an Everlasting Gobstopper that actually works in real life. Just gotta change a few things because the sucking thing is obviously unfeasible. Name it Everlasting Chewstopper or something. No matter how much you chew it, it doesn't decrease in size. Make it out of some rubbery material so it's easy to chew. Perhaps even give it some flavor (mint, bubblegum, etc) to make it more fun to keep chewing. Anyway give me five hundred thousand dollars in venture capital.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 01, 2022, 09:46:07 am
The Price is Right is a genius idea for a tv show, it's the simplest way to disguise ads as content
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on July 04, 2022, 07:40:10 am
I say we should start abbreviating “Platonic love” as “plove.” Wouldn’t you like to tell your closest friends that you plove them?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sauce on July 04, 2022, 08:33:44 am
I say we should start abbreviating “Platonic love” as “plove.” Wouldn’t you like to tell your closest friends that you plove them?
Cheapskate, July 04, 2022, 07:40:10 am
Sounds like an archaic past tense form of "plow". I'm all for it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 04, 2022, 01:49:31 pm
best $10 i ever spent
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 04, 2022, 02:18:56 pm
Pixar mom yeeks in real life? At a Kroger Supercenter near you? Click to connect
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 05, 2022, 06:34:29 am
crucifixion is a cruel way of execution because it makes you t-pose on death
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 07, 2022, 05:46:36 am
the U in yu gi oh stands for Uncircumcized. sorry about this this joke only works in audio and I dont know anyone irl I could say it to
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 07, 2022, 11:38:33 am
the U in yu gi oh stands for Uncircumcized. sorry about this this joke only works in audio and I dont know anyone irl I could say it to
GirlKisser420, July 07, 2022, 05:46:36 am
Uncirc'd Guy Kaiba
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on July 08, 2022, 05:24:58 am
Welcome to Bad Dragons Den, where entrepreneurs looking for investors for their sex toys pitch their products!

Up next, McKayileighe shows her new invention, a big suspended sleeping bag like contraption that will "simulate the experience of being in a stomach for vore fetishists" But will the asking price of the product at 5000 USD be too high?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on July 09, 2022, 10:40:49 pm
I wish duolingo had an "I only want to speak right now" option. Just I'm really in the mood to practice speaking. But there isnt??
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on July 14, 2022, 01:02:04 am
Chyme:vomit::magma:lava
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 14, 2022, 03:11:01 am
not enough songs are promoting driving under the influence anymore
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 14, 2022, 09:02:21 am
My new colleague seemed very normal for the first two weeks and then just offhand mention that shes a qualified reiki healer and can feel our auras.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on July 15, 2022, 05:54:15 am
Sometimes it's fun to remember the old school days, like when penis inspection day came up and I went to the inspectors van and I took off my pants like you do and he asked me masturbate and I thought it was getting weird but I looked down at my penis then back up to the inspector and realized he was made of teeth and I no longer had teeth because he was made of my teeth and I looked at him and I realized he had my eyes and I had no eyes, so I was looking at myself from his eyes which were my eyes and I tried to scream but I had no mouth because he had my mouth so he was screaming from my mouth and then he started eating my strange mouthless eyeless body while screaming.

Nostalgia is a funny thing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 16, 2022, 09:20:00 am
[me, solemnly staring out into the middle distance]: "everything is happening at the zoo"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 19, 2022, 01:43:38 am
Twitter nazis when you shoot them (in Wolfenstein): "Ach, mein viben!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on July 19, 2022, 06:39:27 pm
Rodin's “The Pooper”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 19, 2022, 07:53:02 pm
Qwilfish is a great pokemon. So are Skiploom and Porygon-Z. And Mamoswine. Honestly I could write this list forever but my thought ends here so i
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 19, 2022, 09:01:57 pm
Qwilfish is a great pokemon. So are Skiploom and Porygon-Z. And Mamoswine. Honestly I could write this list forever but my thought ends here so i
Shell Game, July 19, 2022, 07:53:02 pm

It's a crime that Porygon are so innaccessible in every game because I want to play a Pokemon game where my best chum is Porygon and also i don't have to evolve it through bullshit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on July 20, 2022, 10:53:00 pm
You're a fuckboy, Mister Grinch
You're a mean old nasty slut
My sources have informed me
That you like it in the butt
Mis-ter GRIIIIINCH
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 21, 2022, 07:46:28 am
You're a fuckboy, Mister Grinch
You're a mean old nasty slut
My sources have informed me
That you like it in the butt
Mis-ter GRIIIIINCH
Antivehicular, July 20, 2022, 10:53:00 pm
When they were running a train,
down in Whoville they say,
His Grussy grew three sizes that day,

I'm sleep deprived.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on July 21, 2022, 08:20:50 am
You're a fuckboy, Mister Grinch
You're a mean old nasty slut
My sources have informed me
That you like it in the butt
Mis-ter GRIIIIINCH
Antivehicular, July 20, 2022, 10:53:00 pm
When they were running a train,
down in Whoville they say,
His Grussy grew three sizes that day,

I'm sleep deprived.
Dr. Buttplug, July 21, 2022, 07:46:28 am
"Grunge" is short for "Grinch clunge"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 21, 2022, 03:00:40 pm
bee cereal
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 21, 2022, 06:46:36 pm
Telling kicks ass actually. showing has had it too good for too long
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 23, 2022, 05:05:00 pm
Over the past year I’ve ramped up my singing of the first lines of Don’t Be Cruel by Bobby Brown to myself to such pathological levels that I think I’ve permanently changed my everyday intonation of the word “girl” (whoo-oo-ah giiiirl,)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 25, 2022, 10:19:03 pm
Snaked Nake
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 26, 2022, 02:23:40 am
The Sims is a polycule management simulator
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 26, 2022, 03:52:32 am
I feel like the pen testing my company is doing would be more effective if they didnt keep calling the general office line and leaving messages about what they're doing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on July 26, 2022, 06:37:15 am
bee cereal
A Meat, July 21, 2022, 03:00:40 pm
beereal
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on July 27, 2022, 06:25:58 am
If there's sissy feminization hypno is there also the opposite macho masculinization hypno?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 27, 2022, 08:28:35 am
If there's sissy feminization hypno is there also the opposite macho masculinization hypno?
organburner, July 27, 2022, 06:25:58 am
... and what happens if you listen to both at once?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 27, 2022, 01:41:08 pm
If there's sissy feminization hypno is there also the opposite macho masculinization hypno?
organburner, July 27, 2022, 06:25:58 am
... and what happens if you listen to both at once?
Salubrious Rex, July 27, 2022, 08:28:35 am
depends on how you listen to both at once, if one ear hears sissy and one ear hears macho you become a two-face
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 27, 2022, 04:09:16 pm
the story of Guilty Gear is Evangelion, but it has another Gendo who wasn't a fucking creep and took his wife's wishes to heart and treated the clones of her the other Gendo made as individuals rather than keeping them all in a gross tank

also one time a homunculus married a demon sealed inside a key that she drags around and feeds blood bags
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 27, 2022, 04:10:26 pm
If there's sissy feminization hypno is there also the opposite macho masculinization hypno?
organburner, July 27, 2022, 06:25:58 am
find out this Friday
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 27, 2022, 11:52:56 pm
For the first time in probably 14 years the World of Warcraft parody song 'Big Blue Dress', about how mages are awesome but robes make then look gay, popped into my head. A truly pointless thought, which I now pass on to any of you who might remember it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 28, 2022, 02:48:13 pm
#girl
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on July 28, 2022, 09:20:33 pm
If there's gonna be another Batman movie it needs to star like Liam Neeson or someone.  Like Batman when he's 60 and he's really fucking tired of dressing up and fighting bad guys but he never cultivated a single other hobby.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 29, 2022, 06:59:48 pm
For the first time in probably 14 years the World of Warcraft parody song 'Big Blue Dress', about how mages are awesome but robes make then look gay, popped into my head. A truly pointless thought, which I now pass on to any of you who might remember it.
Salubrious Rex, July 27, 2022, 11:52:56 pm

we've really grown a lot as a society since then havent we
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 29, 2022, 10:50:14 pm
Age (leave it to) Beaver up to highschool age and make em fuck. DM me for bank info Netflix thanks.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 30, 2022, 02:18:27 am
welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games, by entering the jungle you are agreeing to our end user license agreement, click here to review our privacy policy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 30, 2022, 04:15:19 am
Age (leave it to) Beaver up to highschool age and make em fuck. DM me for bank info Netflix thanks.
Dr. Buttplug, July 29, 2022, 10:50:14 pm

Carcinisation for TV shows is just Riverdalisation
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 30, 2022, 04:47:26 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHfZA9iVkAEzX46?format=jpg&name=medium)

I think about this a lot.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 30, 2022, 07:39:41 am
Girls, if ya man says he manages to cum 22 times under 37 minutes, that's a definite Pink Flag. Drop his ass, he's punking you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 30, 2022, 11:11:06 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHfZA9iVkAEzX46?format=jpg&name=medium)

I think about this a lot.
GirlKisser420, July 30, 2022, 04:47:26 am
https://twitter.com/dril/status/473265809079693312?s=20&t=w2ujgzgq5Jz5gjjrUUelTw
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 30, 2022, 11:43:10 am
Paid £140 to see lady gaga and theres some fucker going "LA LA OOH LA LA WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE" in the lobby, like way to just yell out spoilers before the show's even started, asshole.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 31, 2022, 02:40:12 am
Wanna fuck Santa Claus call that hohosexual
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 31, 2022, 09:43:12 am
anyone know a good horse dentist? a friend just gave me one and it needs a check up.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 31, 2022, 02:18:23 pm
Hunter Biden is the Princess Diana for our times
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on August 01, 2022, 05:22:18 am
One day you sit down at on computer and open youtube and on the front page you see it:
"Your MOM reacts to YOUR most CRINGE moments"
The thumbnail is your mom sitting in a garishly bright room, looking shocked at a laptop screen.
You click the video, and it is your mom looking at a compilation of your most cringe moments. Every time you failed at something, every awkward sexual encounter, every time you got too drunk, every single thing you thought you had forgotten. The video doesn't even have a running time, it isn't in chronological order. You simply watch your mom reacting to these moments you had hoped were forever forgotten by now.
After what feels like days the video ends, sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 02, 2022, 08:41:58 am
WebToon is like the Library of Alexandria except uuuh... Well I can't think of any funny differences at the moment... Making jokes is hard sometimes...

This must mean WebToon is like the Library of Alexandria with no further qualifications.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 02, 2022, 05:10:13 pm
WebToon is like the library of alexandria; to get the most value out of reading its contents, you have to provide your own content for the library also
WebToon is like the library of alexandria; I've never been to either of them
WebToon is like the library of alexandria; an awful lot of emphasis on 'greek sexuality' if you catch my drift



Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 02, 2022, 07:30:07 pm
anyone know a good horse dentist? a friend just gave me one and it needs a check up.
unregistered hypercum 2, July 31, 2022, 09:43:12 am

o7
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 04, 2022, 09:47:52 am
skimping out on buying a freezer for my spaceship and putting all my frozen food in unoccupied cryosleep pods
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 05, 2022, 02:21:37 am
I just let my perishables dangle from the back of the spaceship like cans on a string tied to the back bumper of a just married car. No oxidative damage!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on August 05, 2022, 09:14:50 am
If the borg were real and here probably at least about 35% of the population would just be like "fuck yeah, assimilate me daddy/mommy"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 05, 2022, 06:08:17 pm
don’t trust the petscatarian diet, its nothing but dogshit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 05, 2022, 07:31:00 pm
someone should make a list of games where you fight and or destroy ancient japanese earthenware. there's more games than you'd think that have a dogu or a haniwa in them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on August 05, 2022, 08:00:19 pm
someone should make a list of games where you fight and or destroy ancient japanese earthenware. there's more games than you'd think that have a dogu or a haniwa in them
A Meat, August 05, 2022, 07:31:00 pm

It's me -- I'm the maniac who always gets hyped up when a JRPG makes you fight a dogu
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 05, 2022, 09:18:30 pm
Alternate universe F+ where all the documents they read have closing parenthesis without any opening ones
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on August 06, 2022, 07:16:00 am
Alternate universe F+ where all the documents they read have closing parenthesis without any opening ones
Salubrious Rex, August 05, 2022, 09:18:30 pm
Also the lines of all the poems get shorter and shorter, much more tightly fitting the meter
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on August 09, 2022, 11:57:10 pm
what if instead of lorem ipsum or metamorphosis i just used the lyrics to the home movies franz kafka rock opera
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 10, 2022, 06:10:32 am
its really weird kate bush made a song about the orgone energy dude

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 10, 2022, 12:02:47 pm
it's really weird how i always have to resist the urge to try and do the kate bush orgone energy dude song at karaoke
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Post by: Turtle on August 11, 2022, 12:27:18 am
My avocado don't want none unless you got toast, hun
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 11, 2022, 03:07:51 pm
Twitter is the faciality machine. which is ironic. trust me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 11, 2022, 06:08:29 pm
what if instead of lorem ipsum or metamorphosis i just used the lyrics to the home movies franz kafka rock opera
Turtle, August 09, 2022, 11:57:10 pm

Open a GitHub repo and we'll make this thing, Turtle.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on August 15, 2022, 04:25:39 pm
Cheating at board games by looking at the mirror behind my opponent. I can predict their every move. This connect four game is gonna be easy.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 16, 2022, 05:28:06 am
my true crime podcast: the chilling story behind the joke "why is six afraid of seven", could the police have stopped seven from eating nine if they had more funding?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 17, 2022, 01:41:45 pm
things I know about dutch culture:

chips with mayo
love bicycles
vengaboys
racist christmas thing they insist on doing
colonialism
weed
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 21, 2022, 11:22:57 am
you know how Rosseau was like "oh, in these Confessions, I'll be like- I'm gonna be the man, right, no one's gonna top this in terms of literary honesty" and shit. Motherfucker clearly did not anticipate the foundation of the website erowid.org
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Post by: Lemon on August 21, 2022, 02:41:31 pm
things I know about dutch culture:

chips with mayo
love bicycles
vengaboys
racist christmas thing they insist on doing
colonialism
weed
A Meat, August 17, 2022, 01:41:45 pm

Also:
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on August 22, 2022, 05:44:04 am
For Sale, Black Hawk Knight Tactical Amphibious Stealth Recon Assault Boots For Babies, Never Worn.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 22, 2022, 01:06:26 pm
my husband and i saw you from across the bar and we wanted you to know that you've got your tshirt inside out
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 23, 2022, 09:11:32 am
things I know about dutch culture:

chips with mayo
love bicycles
vengaboys
racist christmas thing they insist on doing
colonialism
weed
A Meat, August 17, 2022, 01:41:45 pm

Also:
  • drink only Heineken
  • horrified by the concept of tipping
  • still trying to figure out this whole comedy thing
Lemon, August 21, 2022, 02:41:31 pm

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on August 23, 2022, 12:45:24 pm
my true crime podcast: the chilling story behind the joke "why is six afraid of seven", could the police have stopped seven from eating nine if they had more funding?
A Meat, August 16, 2022, 05:28:06 am

Featuring an interview with one, three, and five, in which they posit that seven was behind 9/11.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 24, 2022, 12:48:47 am
my true crime podcast: the chilling story behind the joke "why is six afraid of seven", could the police have stopped seven from eating nine if they had more funding?
A Meat, August 16, 2022, 05:28:06 am

Featuring an interview with one, three, and five, in which they posit that seven was behind 9/11.
Cheapskate, August 23, 2022, 12:45:24 pm
4 notably has stayed the fuck out of it, having always kept zero presence on social media.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 25, 2022, 11:17:23 am
i eat all the mosquitoes i kill, it's like a gacha for blood, i can win big like spiderman so why not
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on August 28, 2022, 12:19:14 am
Barack Obama at open mic night:

“Some comedians say that black people be all like this. Others say that white people be all like this. We reject this false dichotomy.”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 28, 2022, 02:35:04 am
there's small penis humiliation, and large dick worship, but what about average dong ambivalence?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 28, 2022, 03:48:45 am
my biggest weakness? i'm just extremely fucking stupid.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 28, 2022, 05:14:56 am
my biggest weakness? i'm just extremely fucking stupid.
unregistered hypercum 2, August 28, 2022, 03:48:45 am
I say, sheepishly trying to obscure the large glowing red orb on my chest
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 29, 2022, 08:23:52 am
i've got a fall at 6, but i'm not sure what to do between now and then - any ideas?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 31, 2022, 02:26:58 am
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, it has reached a point where demand has far eclipsed supply, I fear that if left like this, a riot may break out, send help immediately.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 31, 2022, 12:53:42 pm
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, it has reached a point where demand has far eclipsed supply, I fear that if left like this, a riot may break out, send help immediately.
A Meat, August 31, 2022, 02:26:58 am

If you didn't have your emergency stash of cold ones to crack open and placate the boys in an emergency, this is really on you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 31, 2022, 06:36:14 pm
To Marx, that shit was bananas... Bee ey yanna yanna yannas...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on September 01, 2022, 03:18:17 am
Even if you hate the gays you should be nice to them, otherwise they might travel back in time and suck off your dad, ensuring your sperm never fertilizes the egg.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 03, 2022, 04:38:09 am
You're So Vain is specific enough that the guy who thinks it's about him is probably right. Weak burn.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on September 05, 2022, 09:38:59 pm
new band: logarhythmics
new song: sweet dreams are made of e's
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on September 08, 2022, 03:32:25 am
There used to be a fantasy themed theatre troupe that not too many people knew about really but a lot of theatre people were into it and it was pretty influential.

It had a big imp act.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 08, 2022, 06:51:59 am
They should write 'Roflmaoita' next, the last one wasn't that funny.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 08, 2022, 12:37:58 pm
Long live king charlie

Edit: oh shit hes real old too
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on September 08, 2022, 06:36:39 pm
Thinking the important thoughts today, like "can you write 'cockhead' as one word?"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on September 08, 2022, 09:15:37 pm
Thinking the important thoughts today, like "can you write 'cockhead' as one word?"
Antivehicular, September 08, 2022, 06:36:39 pm

I think there's a definitive answer for this one.

As of this post, a Literotica search for "cock head" will yield 41,280 results.
Whereas a search for cockhead gets you 27,154 results

Therefore, the word "cockhead" is a less common but acceptable variant.

If we search not within the stories section, but instead decide it's time for poetry, then "cock head" will give us titles like...
- Pussy dreams
- The Belly Of Mad Man
and
- Ass Beat-Poetry

Whereas cockhead will give us titles like...
- Breasts, Ode to the Globes
- Prim and Prissy Missy P
- (My) Tongue & (your) clit
and of course...
- Twas the Night Before Christmas

So, point for cockhead, clearly.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on September 09, 2022, 02:23:20 am
That is the most beautiful message board post I have ever seen and I am truly blessed
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on September 09, 2022, 09:37:30 am
We're doing CBT.
But this time you get to choose:
Cock and Ball Therapy
Or
Cognitive Behavioral Torture
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 11, 2022, 11:50:07 pm
The Shitty Life of a Poop* Cop: a Memoir

Edit: It was supposed to say Poop Cop, this is what I get for shitposting past my bedtime.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sauce on September 12, 2022, 10:49:17 pm
Serious Organised Cringe and Police Act 2005
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 13, 2022, 03:22:45 am
Devo's songs almost all fall into one or more of these categories:
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Post by: thelizzerd on September 13, 2022, 11:20:59 pm
You ever find a meme you know you made 5 years ago reposted somewhere you don't expect it to be? Like damn, I fucking photoshopped that shit and someone cared enough to repost it and I'm glad people are still enjoying it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 14, 2022, 12:18:00 pm
these are the voyages of the starship enterprise rent-a-car
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on September 14, 2022, 12:36:55 pm
Devo's songs almost all fall into one or more of these categories:
  • Songs about sociopolitical issues, usually with an anarchist or socialist view, sung earnestly
  • Songs where they sing about the same kind of thing as above but play the character of a bigot or cultist of some sort
  • Songs where they just play a weird character for no real reason
  • Songs that are metaphors for genitals or fucking
  • Songs about unhealthy relationships
  • Covers of songs that are very different from their originals
A Meat, September 13, 2022, 03:22:45 am

Which of those categories is Peek-A-Boo?

Peekaboo
I can see you
And I know what you do

So put your hands on your face
And cover up your eyes
Don't look until I signal
Peekaboo

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Peekaboo
DEVO
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on September 14, 2022, 12:40:50 pm
Obviously that's a song about an unhealthy relationship, come on.

I can see you?
And I know what you do?

Obviously a controlling asshole.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 14, 2022, 01:48:38 pm
Peekaboo
Lemon, September 14, 2022, 12:36:55 pm
I personally interpret this song as being about people who quickly forget about the past and ignore the world whenever they're given a new stimulus, like a baby who doesn't have object permanence yet. It is written from the perspective of the powers that be, telling people to close their eyes and ignore the rest.

Laugh if you want to, or say you don't care
If you cannot see it, you think it's not there
It doesn't work that way
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Post by: xdaringdamselx on September 15, 2022, 12:39:44 am
I have nowhere else to put this, but I work at a sports bar that, obviously, airs sports and sport-adjacent things on its TVs, and the other day I was delighted to catch parts of the "world BBOY battle," and because my brain is broken I had to run here and tell you all, because my immediate thought was of Bboy360, I've listened to the cheevos episode too many times and it's sunk into my brain
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Post by: A Meat on September 16, 2022, 03:24:09 am
Recent genetic studies have determined that the Mothman, formerly classified as a cryptid (now widely accepted as a polyphyletic group), is actually a member of a previously undescribed suborder of Fae
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 17, 2022, 08:46:35 pm
See this picture? Hitler and Eva Braun, yeah? This is what some pussy does to a mf. Why don’t you think of that next time you decide to post your stupid little image macro memes in response to my Facebook status updates regarding my voluntary celibate lifestyle.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 20, 2022, 01:16:11 am
daddy dom delenda est
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 20, 2022, 06:36:52 am
You can't tickle yourself but you can go fuck yourself. Funny where society draws the line, isn't it?

My name is Andrew Ryan and I chose to reject this false dichotomy—
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sauce on September 20, 2022, 07:33:50 am
Just had an old memory surface. My mum tried to get me acting jobs when I was a very young child, and I was 100% on board and very enthusiastic about it.

She took me to an audition for the part of a newspaper seller in a movie set in Germany. Once the casting people explained the role and the lines they wanted me to deliver, I became distressed. How could my mother have made such a fundamental error?

The casting people were very nice and polite, repeatedly explaining to me that it was perfectly ok that I didn't speak German. That even though the characters were in Germany and spoke German, the film was English language, so I didn't have to learn a new language for this part, and no, I didn't even have to learn the words "get your papers here" in German.

I became increasingly distressed.

Bring a very bright child, I had of course instantly figured out that they were just being nice to me, that my mum had messed up by not realizing this was going to be a German language film. I also knew that didn't matter. I didn't want to let her down and I just had to convince them to tell me what the line was in German. If they did that, I could prove that I could deliver it authentically. Their persistent refusal to do so meant that they had made up their minds, but they shouldn't be so hasty to dismiss me.

Obviously they wouldn't film a movie set in Germany with German speaking characters and have them all speak English. What a ludicrous idea! They expected me to believe this pleasant lie (concocted in the moment to let my poor foolish mother save face for her mistake) because I was just a child. They wanted me to deliver the line in English so they could politely bring this charade to an end and usher us out and bring in a nice German child to take my role. I would not let this happen. I would refuse to deliver the line in English until I'd had a chance to do it properly. Then they would see I was right for the role.

I was not taken for any more casting interviews after this.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on September 20, 2022, 09:30:55 pm
This is for the people of the sun, and THIS is for the people of the sun, and THIS is for the people of the sun, and THIS is for the people of the sun, I mean jeez.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 21, 2022, 04:40:08 am
Serifed Cool S
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on September 25, 2022, 12:23:05 am
pronouncing mcrib as m'crib.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 25, 2022, 02:02:46 am
Serifed Cool S
Salubrious Rex, September 21, 2022, 04:40:08 am
seinfeld a show about cool s
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 02, 2022, 05:00:06 pm
If a Chud drives a Hyundai is that a Chundai?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on October 03, 2022, 12:06:59 am
If a Chud drives a Hyundai is that a Chundai?
Dr. Buttplug, October 02, 2022, 05:00:06 pm

Would it be Chundai or Chyundai?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 03, 2022, 04:23:34 pm
proud of myself for three quarter assing things today instead of half assing like normal
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on October 04, 2022, 10:14:41 am
Techbros are convinced that they can replace everyone and everything else's job with an app that will then generate millions of dollars for themselves. Therefore I propose that we make an app that replaces the techbros' job. That is to say, an app that comes up with solutions to problems that have already been solved, or spits out the most incomprehensible babbling imaginable.

With a quick tap of a button, you either get "An APP that lets you HEAT SPAGHETTI in the MICROWAVE!!" or "An NFT that TRANSPORTS YOUR CAR to the TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST using SOCIAL MEDIA ALGORITHMS!!!" A new brilliant concept every time you use it!

I feel like if their gibberish deserves millions of bucks, then our gibberish that automates their gibberish should make us all into billionaires, right?

We'll call it something like "A.I.deyauh"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 04, 2022, 12:44:14 pm
proud of myself for three quarter assing things today instead of half assing like normal
GirlKisser420, October 03, 2022, 04:23:34 pm
That's called semi-audible quitting I think.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 05, 2022, 04:57:58 am
I generally respect vtubers. despite all the wierd anime and fandom stuff they're harmless, give a platform for a previously limited demographic (women who are losers) and they do the only worthwhile things to do on the internet, which are play video games and do a weird extended bit. that said I would like for twitch to stop suggesting a hypno fetish one to me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 05, 2022, 11:42:38 am
Hello CERN? I'd like you to put me in the LHC and collide me with the largest hadron you can find.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 05, 2022, 12:27:56 pm
same but for hardon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 06, 2022, 08:47:04 am
They should have a thing on patisserie and cafe menus that approximately tells you how sweet the thing is gonna be, like indian restaurants do with peppers but with sugar cubes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 06, 2022, 06:36:58 pm
What if Wallace and Gromit went the same direction as Jak and Daxter and the second entry on the series was a way-too-gritty sequel just titled Wallace
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on October 09, 2022, 11:46:07 pm
sort of fucked up that "sherbet" and "sorbet" don't rhyme
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on October 10, 2022, 12:43:27 am
I wish there was a setting on humans to just turn off dreams.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on October 12, 2022, 08:39:59 pm
Ohhhhh, here she comes!
Watch out boys, she'll screw you up
Ohhhhh, here she comes!
She has emotional issues.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 13, 2022, 02:23:09 am
yeah I'm into age play, playing age of empires
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 13, 2022, 04:17:25 pm
The Sorrows of Young Werther's Original
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 17, 2022, 06:15:19 am
I have been reading "the book of the new sun" by gene wolfe and it kicks ass, but every time you mention it an uncle pops up and starts talking about it. theres a podcast that auto retweets if you post book of the new sun on twitter, and I checked it out and they are up to Part 5 of the chapter thats a play, and the episode is 3 hours long. the book is badass so I forgive this type of guy and kinda want to be one
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Post by: A Meat on October 17, 2022, 06:55:00 am
I have been reading "the book of the new sun" by gene wolfe and it kicks ass, but every time you mention it an uncle pops up and starts talking about it. theres a podcast that auto retweets if you post book of the new sun on twitter, and I checked it out and they are up to Part 5 of the chapter thats a play, and the episode is 3 hours long. the book is badass so I forgive this type of guy and kinda want to be one
GirlKisser420, October 17, 2022, 06:15:19 am
embrace your avuncular metamorphosis
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 17, 2022, 12:42:32 pm
The Sorrows of Young Werther's Original
Spooks, October 13, 2022, 04:17:25 pm

I'm sure it's better in the original German, but I prefer Werthersing Heights.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 17, 2022, 04:51:40 pm
nick mullen: so here's my new bit, its called racist kanye
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 17, 2022, 05:05:57 pm
why are rubber ducks all ducklings and cute? I want a full sized artificial mallard to bathe with, to truly feel connected with nature
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on October 17, 2022, 06:36:30 pm
why are rubber ducks all ducklings and cute? I want a full sized artificial mallard to bathe with, to truly feel connected with nature
A Meat, October 17, 2022, 05:05:57 pm

Get a duck decoy and live your best life
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 19, 2022, 12:44:07 am
The average person alive today knows zero alchemists
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 19, 2022, 11:12:34 am
The average person alive today knows zero alchemists
chai tea latte, October 19, 2022, 12:44:07 am
guess that's why I'm above average 😎
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 20, 2022, 04:38:17 pm
I am realizing my home is just a series of Shrines I would have to explain to visiting friends and family "this old stereo and shelf is from when I got into cassettes in college cause they were sold for 25 cents at the used bookstore. What's the creepy zoo you ask? Well if you just step over to the next station–"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 21, 2022, 03:31:27 am
Thinking about how in Hebrew a very common slang term for loving something is "I'm dead (or dying) on". So saying to someone "I'm dying on you" is a way of showing affection and closeness.

Also a way people (usually women, but not exclusively) sometimes refer to people they're close to or like is to call them a "soul" or "my soul".

So you might hear someone saying "dying on you, my soul" extremely casually.

edit: just remembered sometimes people use "my life" instead of "my soul", leading to the even more confusing sentence "dying on you, my life"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on October 21, 2022, 07:30:46 am
Making a game where it's all steampunk and you gotta upgrade your steampunk gun to be steampunkier.

But it's just an AR-15 and all you do is glue cogs to it and attach those little miniature steam engines to the rails.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 23, 2022, 10:20:38 am
"Louis the Pious" should rhyme, damn you, Charlemagne, I thought you were culture.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 23, 2022, 11:18:11 am
what is it with mothers and always finding the least convenient moment to call?

i don't think my mother has ever called when im not doing anything i'd like to pay attention to until i'm done with it.
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Post by: RoeCocoa on October 23, 2022, 04:29:44 pm
I misread the phrase "fugue state" as "fugu state" and it made total sense; like yes, sometimes when things get really bad, I leave my body for a little while and become a blowfish.
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Post by: Lemon on October 23, 2022, 08:57:48 pm
They should have a thing on patisserie and cafe menus that approximately tells you how sweet the thing is gonna be, like indian restaurants do with peppers but with sugar cubes
A Meat, October 06, 2022, 08:47:04 am

I'm still thinking about what a good idea this is.
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Post by: organburner on October 24, 2022, 02:56:51 am
They should have a thing on patisserie and cafe menus that approximately tells you how sweet the thing is gonna be, like indian restaurants do with peppers but with sugar cubes
A Meat, October 06, 2022, 08:47:04 am

I'm still thinking about what a good idea this is.
Lemon, October 23, 2022, 08:57:48 pm

Gonna end up with REAL TOUGH MEN going "I WANT THE SWEETEST BAKED GOOD YOU HAVE" and "YOU CALL THIS 5 SUGAR CUBES?!?"

Pouring extra sugar and stevia or whatever on a danish.
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Post by: thelizzerd on October 24, 2022, 11:06:53 am
They should have a thing on patisserie and cafe menus that approximately tells you how sweet the thing is gonna be, like indian restaurants do with peppers but with sugar cubes
A Meat, October 06, 2022, 08:47:04 am

I'm still thinking about what a good idea this is.
Lemon, October 23, 2022, 08:57:48 pm

Gonna end up with REAL TOUGH MEN going "I WANT THE SWEETEST BAKED GOOD YOU HAVE" and "YOU CALL THIS 5 SUGAR CUBES?!?"

Pouring extra sugar and stevia or whatever on a danish.
organburner, October 24, 2022, 02:56:51 am

This reminds me that I haven't been able to find a good Danish since moving out of my parents. I end up disappointed I paid more for a Danish that is worst  than those prepackagard ones you can buy at the gas station. But every time I go into a bakery or cafe and see a Danish, I got to buy it to see if it can match the goodness of the ones I had growing up.
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Post by: cat_examiner on October 24, 2022, 05:47:45 pm
Eatr - a startup attempting to gamify vore
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Post by: Shell Game on October 24, 2022, 11:08:13 pm
Eatr - a startup attempting to gamify vore
cat_examiner, October 24, 2022, 05:47:45 pm
upsetting the stomach
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Post by: organburner on October 27, 2022, 06:18:44 am
Updating religion for today's demographics we have changed "I am the alpha and the omega" to "I am the cucker and the cucked"
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Post by: A Meat on October 27, 2022, 06:27:34 am
the virgin-chad complex, you want to date chad but you can only get turned on by the thought of nerd thighs strangling you
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Post by: Antivehicular on October 27, 2022, 04:47:48 pm
Extremely underrated sensation: the couple of minutes after blowing your nose when it feels like you're breathing better than you ever have before, just knocking it out of the park re: taking oxygen into your body
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Post by: krytton on October 29, 2022, 05:54:02 am
this thread is like if twitter was good
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 29, 2022, 08:35:43 am
i do agree that "last testament o' the wisp" doesn't roll off the tongue as well as— oh, sorry, i mean, before anything else, condolences on the little dude's demise, i'm just flabbergasted he had any assets floating around there with him, you know, well anyway,
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Post by: A Meat on October 29, 2022, 08:41:33 am
i do agree that "last testament o' the wisp" doesn't roll off the tongue as well as— oh, sorry, i mean, before anything else, condolences on the little dude's demise, i'm just flabbergasted he had any assets floating around there with him, you know, well anyway,
Spooks, October 29, 2022, 08:35:43 am
William O'Wisp, coroner
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Post by: A Meat on October 30, 2022, 01:36:52 am
sex work is faith healing, it should be tax exempt
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Post by: WulfOrc on October 30, 2022, 04:53:08 pm
I finally made the jump to spend $10 to post here while in the hospital (not me, spouse).

Alls good and it’s just a waiting game, but idk why now
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 31, 2022, 12:21:24 am
It's time for my brain to re-litigate every romantic relationship Ive ever had. Lot of mistakes made on my part over many years, especially the early ones. But I finally fall asleep knowing I was right about Linda.
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Post by: thelizzerd on October 31, 2022, 12:37:38 am
It's the time of year people start discussing football again. I keep constantly thinking what a missed opportunity the rename of the Washington DC football team has been. They named it the fucking commanders. You could've made this fantasy themed. DC has the wizards for basketball. You could've gone with druids or barbarians. So many damn options. And instead there's the commanders. It's such a lame name that no one calls it that irl. Even when the debate on changing the name had been happening for over 20 years when the name change was approved. (A song I like about the topic was released in 2001). You had 20+ years to come up with a new name and you choose commanders.
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Post by: A Meat on October 31, 2022, 01:20:25 am
It's the time of year people start discussing football again. I keep constantly thinking what a missed opportunity the rename of the Washington DC football team has been. They named it the fucking commanders. You could've made this fantasy themed. DC has the wizards for basketball. You could've gone with druids or barbarians. So many damn options. And instead there's the commanders. It's such a lame name that no one calls it that irl. Even when the debate on changing the name had been happening for over 20 years when the name change was approved. (A song I like about the topic was released in 2001). You had 20+ years to come up with a new name and you choose commanders.
thelizzerd, October 31, 2022, 12:37:38 am
it's also the time of year where people discuss football (international), since the world cup is in three weeks. looking forward to the day where there's a game between england and wales at the same time as one between the US and iran
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Post by: Shell Game on October 31, 2022, 11:58:27 am
it's fall-o-ween
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 31, 2022, 01:30:53 pm
Happy keeping the lights off so no-one bothers you day!
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Post by: cat_examiner on November 02, 2022, 12:05:30 pm
tired: drama llama
wired: drama Obama
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Post by: Sauce on November 03, 2022, 09:14:33 am
this thread is like if twitter was good
krytton, October 29, 2022, 05:54:02 am

Please don't tell Elon.
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Post by: thelizzerd on November 03, 2022, 11:42:31 am
I must be becoming a real adult cause I got a wrong number text and didn't troll them. I just told them they had the wrong number.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 03, 2022, 05:10:08 pm
what if houses had car doors would that be fucked up up or what
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 05, 2022, 07:45:44 am
I wonder what percentage of the forums covered by the F+ and extra credit have a thread about the war in ukraine
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Post by: Shell Game on November 05, 2022, 11:30:12 am
I wonder what percentage of the forums covered by the F+ and extra credit have a thread about the war in ukraine
A Meat, November 05, 2022, 07:45:44 am
110
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 06, 2022, 10:33:31 am
I must be a Mennonite the way this kin dom is within me
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Post by: A Meat on November 06, 2022, 03:26:43 pm
The Mushroom Kingdom hasn't had a king as far as we know, Peach should rename it to the Mushroom Principality
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Post by: Turtle on November 06, 2022, 05:14:33 pm
The Mushroom Kingdom hasn't had a king as far as we know, Peach should rename it to the Mushroom Principality
A Meat, November 06, 2022, 03:26:43 pm
someone hasn't seen Super Mario Bros. (1993)

what a fool, what a fraud, what a dingus
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Post by: Shell Game on November 07, 2022, 10:24:06 am
or played the dang game

(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/417084818850054145/1039213119727214592/super_mario_bros_instructions_01_09042020.jpg)

so embarrassed for you rn
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Post by: A Meat on November 07, 2022, 10:58:25 am
I don't believe in mario apocrypha, I'm a game literalist. show me the mushroom people being transformed into mere stones, bricks and even field horse-hair plants, show me princess peach trying to undo the spell and restore the reign of her father instead of taking power for herself
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Post by: Shell Game on November 08, 2022, 11:26:17 am
Literalist doctrine was considered a heretical act of rejecting faith and was thrown out along with the Sarasaland heresy during the council at mycena
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 14, 2022, 08:41:37 pm
I think I should start more sentences with "I heard tell once, dudes"
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 21, 2022, 05:58:18 pm
The best way to vanquish a gravity skeptic is a guillotine
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 23, 2022, 07:26:13 am
Italian Celtic cover band Garlic Storm.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 24, 2022, 06:10:16 pm
just did a job interview for a call center team lead for a medical marijuana startup. looking forward to becoming the most insufferable person imaginable
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Post by: Cheapskate on November 26, 2022, 11:34:59 am
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the Statue of Liberty disappear
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Post by: A Meat on November 27, 2022, 08:52:59 am
burning in hell for eternity, thinking about how everybody I don't like is also burning in hell as my burnt lips curl into a smirk. a small imp pokes me with a fork, urging me to tell him what's so funny, "same thing as usual, dude" I reply, coughing up soot and blood
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 29, 2022, 10:35:17 am
telling people in real life: "i got my wisdom teeth removed"
telling people online: "that dentussy got me actin' unwise"
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Post by: A Meat on November 30, 2022, 06:59:35 am
due to an unfortunate misunderstanding, the number 420 in all weed references will be replaced with 1620 starting january 1st 2023
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 01, 2022, 12:33:14 pm
GWF Hegel's Little PogChamp Dialectic
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 03, 2022, 02:36:50 pm
Somewhere out there there's a community of people who are really into the reptilian overlord conspiracy theory but because they want to fuck the reptilian overlords.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 04, 2022, 06:47:47 am
Somewhere out there there's a community of people who are really into the reptilian overlord conspiracy theory but because they want to fuck the reptilian overlords.
unregistered hypercum 2, December 03, 2022, 02:36:50 pm
and if you want to fuck the alien reptoid overlords, you should come on down to ballpit, b a l l p dot i t
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 04, 2022, 07:26:28 pm
Glock G-15 would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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Post by: krytton on December 05, 2022, 04:27:44 am
Somewhere out there there's a community of people who are really into the reptilian overlord conspiracy theory but because they want to fuck the reptilian overlords.
unregistered hypercum 2, December 03, 2022, 02:36:50 pm

that's just my friends i mean probably
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Post by: Great Joe on December 05, 2022, 06:15:31 am
Somewhere out there there's a community of people who are really into the reptilian overlord conspiracy theory but because they want to fuck the reptilian overlords.
unregistered hypercum 2, December 03, 2022, 02:36:50 pm
Wasn't that an F-Plus episode?
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 05, 2022, 11:20:11 am
Wouldn't judge ya for wantin' to fuck a reptoid. A billionaire tho? That's just gross.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 06, 2022, 04:53:41 pm
Somewhere out there there's a community of people who are really into the reptilian overlord conspiracy theory but because they want to fuck the reptilian overlords.
unregistered hypercum 2, December 03, 2022, 02:36:50 pm
Wasn't that an F-Plus episode?
Great Joe, December 05, 2022, 06:15:31 am

Quite possibly, wouldn't be the first time I've gone "haha funny" at a thought I had, proudly shared my mediocre joke, and then discovered it wasn't even my mediocre joke and I'd just forgotten it until something dredged memory fragments from the brain sludge.
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on December 11, 2022, 08:47:27 pm
It's weird recognizing how many times a day you absentmindedly visit a website until you decide to stop visiting that website.

I've mindlessly opened it twice since deleting my account a few hours ago, that's how reflexive it's become.

EDIT: I quit largely because it became entirely about one person, who had the power to make it so you couldn't ignore him no matter how hard you tried.  I stayed this long because I do get a small benefit from interaction with other medical professionals... I just opened up the medical mastodon group to see about starting an account there and the first four posts I saw were about that same person.  F U C K
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Post by: Lemon on December 13, 2022, 09:21:03 am
I wonder if that Everclear guy is still living with my ghost.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 13, 2022, 01:24:45 pm
Ever hear people wanting to get their brains fucked silly? Get boned till their grey matter starts leaking out their ears? Think that kind of stuff's appealing? Have you even seen people with dementia? I wouldn't want to live that life even if it's for five short minutes.
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Post by: A Meat on December 13, 2022, 03:39:07 pm
Are stigmata piercings?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 14, 2022, 11:56:36 am
I Went For A Lifelong Crippling Cocaine Addiction And All I Got Was This Stupid XS T-shirt
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 14, 2022, 09:08:00 pm
You don't have 'clussy fever', you have depression.
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Post by: Shell Game on December 16, 2022, 11:25:51 am
You don't have 'clussy fever', you have depression.
Salubrious Rex, December 14, 2022, 09:08:00 pm
What if I have grussy fever?
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Post by: A Meat on December 17, 2022, 12:12:22 pm
gnosis (gnome hypnosis)
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Post by: Hux on December 19, 2022, 08:00:57 pm
You don't have 'clussy fever', you have depression.
Salubrious Rex, December 14, 2022, 09:08:00 pm
i have both
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Post by: A Meat on December 20, 2022, 10:39:00 am
thriving and writhing
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Post by: Antivehicular on December 21, 2022, 09:05:49 pm
Just ate a triple chip brownie and thought to myself "that could have been a little chippier"
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Post by: A Meat on December 22, 2022, 04:15:40 am
if a representative is presented with a present, it represents a presence that may cause that representative to no longer be representative of those they presently represent.
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Post by: Hux on December 22, 2022, 11:12:51 am
when it's a boring day at work so the only thing your brain can do to pass the time is mentally repeat the words "pussy weed" over and over in peter griffin's voice
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 22, 2022, 12:47:10 pm
Anybody else watch a perfectly normal cooking video on mute and anticipate the huge bucket of nacho cheese or whatever Riklax magician nonsense and it never happens and then you feel weirdly disappointed?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 23, 2022, 12:10:20 pm
I'm a member of the intellectual light web (meaning I read wikipedia.org).
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Post by: Antivehicular on December 23, 2022, 05:07:17 pm
Me, listening to the first half of "Come Sail Away": "huh, this song is more thoughtful than I remember -- using the sailing metaphor to suggest a fresh start in life after disappointment and regrets."
Me, listening to the second half: "no wait this song is just about aliens! Styx tricked me into thinking seriously about a song about alien angels!! YOU FUCKERS"
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 25, 2022, 05:15:26 am
If a bunch of farmers and some dudes claiming to be foreign princes trying to give me great wealth turned up and demanded to see my baby, I would tell them to fuck off.
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Post by: Cheapskate on December 25, 2022, 12:21:50 pm
if a representative is presented with a present, it represents a presence that may cause that representative to no longer be representative of those they presently represent.
A Meat, December 22, 2022, 04:15:40 am

Dialogue from the American adaptation of “Yes, Minster”
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Post by: organburner on December 28, 2022, 12:28:18 pm
Soggy Biscuit Mukbang
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 29, 2022, 07:43:14 am
From a taxonomic perspective could a really long poo running down the back of your pants also count as a trouser snake? I'll take my answer off the air, thank you.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 31, 2022, 04:27:34 am
I like to upgrade the old trick of splashing water on your pants whenever you accidentally piss yourself a little bit by using coffee instead of tap water. Now, granted, this doesn't cover up the piss stain, it actually makes it look like I pissed myself all over, but, and this is critical, it does make it look like I'm dying from rhabdomyolysis. Girls love a guy who's only got 2 weeks to live, trust me, it works every time :)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 31, 2022, 02:08:14 pm
What you need to realize is that calling them "catgirls" isn't infantilization, it is merely the unfortunate circumstance of the term "catwoman" being copyrighted by DC Comics.
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Post by: A Meat on December 31, 2022, 03:15:12 pm
charli xenoblade chronicles x
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Post by: Cheapskate on January 01, 2023, 08:01:52 am
What you need to realize is that calling them "catgirls" isn't infantilization, it is merely the unfortunate circumstance of the term "catwoman" being copyrighted by DC Comics.
Spooks, December 31, 2022, 02:08:14 pm

Quite right: avoid unfortunate infantilizing connotations by using terms such as “catdames,” “catbroads,” and “catfrails.”
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Post by: Bunnybread on January 01, 2023, 02:53:58 pm
Is CatChicks mixing the metaphors too much?  I wanna know before starting my Hanna-Barbera tribute band.

Josie and the Pussies just sounds self deprecatingly porny.
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Post by: A Meat on January 01, 2023, 04:35:02 pm
it's slightly hornier than catladies, I can tell you that much
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Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on January 02, 2023, 04:29:52 am
Has anyone on the pods ever said "I have altered the doc, pray that I do not alter it any further"?
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Post by: Hux on January 02, 2023, 03:04:43 pm
i love my boyfriend so much
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 04, 2023, 10:37:31 pm
"no, asexual doesnt mean we dont want or enjoy sex" well what the fuck does it mean then
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 04, 2023, 11:19:54 pm
instead of changing anything about my work in a call center I'm going to develop an elaborate mindscape where its the year 1 million AD, I am a Journeyman Caller in the Guild of Seekers of Resolution, and the future has wrapped around to being like medieval europe except the moon is a skull and there's cybermutants
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Post by: A Meat on January 05, 2023, 12:35:30 am
gotta jack on before you jack off
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 05, 2023, 05:04:36 am
thine pussy beeth yankin
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Post by: organburner on January 06, 2023, 05:50:33 am
Ever since I head the phrase "My dick is small but it smells big." it has lived rent free in my head.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 06, 2023, 05:31:57 pm
precum andy
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 07, 2023, 04:33:34 pm
toasties are bullshit. 10 bucks for a somehow cold toasted sandwich with the cheapest ingredients possible, and every american will kill over debates on What They're Supposed to Be. Americans have italian style food opinion bloodthirst over the cheapest fast food fries and packaged mac and cheese, and the Toastie is the apex of this
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on January 07, 2023, 04:58:33 pm
toasties are bullshit. 10 bucks for a somehow cold toasted sandwich with the cheapest ingredients possible, and every american will kill over debates on What They're Supposed to Be. Americans have italian style food opinion bloodthirst over the cheapest fast food fries and packaged mac and cheese, and the Toastie is the apex of this
GirlKisser420, January 07, 2023, 04:33:34 pm
I have never heard of a Toastie...
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 07, 2023, 05:26:30 pm
toasties are bullshit. 10 bucks for a somehow cold toasted sandwich with the cheapest ingredients possible, and every american will kill over debates on What They're Supposed to Be. Americans have italian style food opinion bloodthirst over the cheapest fast food fries and packaged mac and cheese, and the Toastie is the apex of this
GirlKisser420, January 07, 2023, 04:33:34 pm
I have never heard of a Toastie...
Achilles' Heelies, January 07, 2023, 04:58:33 pm
I’ve only heard of them in England. Basically a ham/Turkey and cheese sandwich stuck in a toaster oven for a few minutes and sold outside a train station. Never ten bucks for one though, more like 5-6.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 07, 2023, 05:46:47 pm
its just a Grilled Cheese or a jaffle, whatever you call it
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 07, 2023, 05:57:45 pm
its just a Grilled Cheese or a jaffle, whatever you call it
GirlKisser420, January 07, 2023, 05:46:47 pm
Are you sure you’re talking about Americans? I’ve lived here a long time and I’ve never heard a strong opinion about a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 07, 2023, 11:07:37 pm
its just a Grilled Cheese or a jaffle, whatever you call it
GirlKisser420, January 07, 2023, 05:46:47 pm
Are you sure you’re talking about Americans? I’ve lived here a long time and I’ve never heard a strong opinion about a grilled cheese sandwich.
Victor Laszlo, January 07, 2023, 05:57:45 pm
You have been living under a rock sir. If you don't have an opinion on what fat should be used to fry it (on a pan or griddle) or what kind of cheese to use I don't know what to tell you.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 07, 2023, 11:09:36 pm
If you melt candy or chocolate into the cavity of a hollow point bullet will it impact it's terminal effectiveness? More importantly, will it kill the tooth fairy?
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Post by: Shell Game on January 08, 2023, 11:06:22 am
its just a Grilled Cheese or a jaffle, whatever you call it
GirlKisser420, January 07, 2023, 05:46:47 pm
Are you sure you’re talking about Americans? I’ve lived here a long time and I’ve never heard a strong opinion about a grilled cheese sandwich.
Victor Laszlo, January 07, 2023, 05:57:45 pm
You have been living under a rock sir. If you don't have an opinion on what fat should be used to fry it (on a pan or griddle) or what kind of cheese to use I don't know what to tell you.
Dr. Buttplug, January 07, 2023, 11:07:37 pm
I... also have never encountered this.
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Post by: Turtle on January 08, 2023, 04:51:49 pm
is this some pittsburgh thing or are we being had?
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Post by: Sauce on January 08, 2023, 06:15:13 pm
Just chiming in to concur with Victor that toasties are a big thing in the UK, and the toastie maker is a fairly common appliance (not as universal as the electric kettle, but not as far behind as you'd think).
(https://www.cnet.com/a/img/resize/091e501bf5992554a6caf29c186cb3108d02185c/hub/2014/07/23/2558bcdc-ed0b-4779-8480-402dd7ade160/vst041-toasteropensandwichinside.jpg?auto=webp&width=1200)

Edit: I've just discovered Australians make spaghetti and baked bean toasties (while insistently calling them "jaffles"). And people say British cuisine is wretched. Images spoilered for those weak of stomach.
NSFW content. Click to show.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 09, 2023, 04:13:01 pm
My recipe for grilled cheese:

Due to lactose intolerance I use daiya cheddar slices, put a thin coating of mayo on one side of each slice. Throw them mayo side down into a nonstick pan then put the pan on the burner turned to medium. As soon as they get gooey quickly scrape em up and put them between slices of bread. Then toast the sandwich in the pan with butter like normal.

Depending on the amount of mayo and cook time the cheese may or may not stay gooey long enough. I'm still perfecting it.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 10, 2023, 02:10:21 am
The Shiny Demon in Tenacious D's Tribute and The Monarch from Venture Bros have pretty much the exact same voice.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 10, 2023, 04:17:33 pm
is it unethical to use the mechanical keyboard from the equipment cupboard in the office? it's kind of annoying but maybe the other people on my bank of desks deserve it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on January 10, 2023, 11:38:47 pm
is it unethical to use the mechanical keyboard from the equipment cupboard in the office? it's kind of annoying but maybe the other people on my bank of desks deserve it.
moooo566 (taylor's version), January 10, 2023, 04:17:33 pm

I vote it's ethical to use. Supply exists.  Some people find keyboard noises help them focus more. Here's to hoping your cowotkers are those people.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 13, 2023, 07:24:46 am
“When the rubber hits the road” look I ain’t ever fuck a pothole idgi but I’m glad u use protection, bro 👍
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 13, 2023, 08:36:56 am
list of jobs where you can wear a cowboy hat indoors:
-comedian
-musician
-preacher
-pundit/politician
-cowboy hat salesman
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on January 13, 2023, 11:51:18 am
list of jobs where you can wear a cowboy hat indoors:
-comedian
-musician
-preacher
-pundit/politician
-cowboy hat salesman
A Meat, January 13, 2023, 08:36:56 am

-teacher (but only on wacky hat school spirit day)
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Post by: A Meat on January 13, 2023, 02:05:40 pm
fruits tripe gum
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 13, 2023, 04:11:36 pm
The scariest part of Jacob's Ladder is that God's agents are all chiropractors.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 15, 2023, 04:16:36 am
Besides eyebrows are there any other bodyparts you can get away with having drawn on?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 15, 2023, 03:17:54 pm
googly eyes are the most important invention in prop comedy history
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 16, 2023, 11:17:13 am
Besides eyebrows are there any other bodyparts you can get away with having drawn on?
Salubrious Rex, January 15, 2023, 04:16:36 am
Mustache, if you're Groucho Marx and your natural facial hair doesn't show up very well on contemporary film stock.
Finger/toe nails? If you just put some polish where it should be.
Nipple if you're short one, or need an extra.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 17, 2023, 05:21:55 am
This Ain't L'Arrivée D'Un Train En Gare De La Ciotat XXX
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on January 17, 2023, 08:54:58 am
Anytime a store is playing music that isn't just the basic music so many stored plat it feels so nice. I don't care what genre or decade, it just gives it a good refresh instead of hearing the same songs every other store is playing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 19, 2023, 02:04:09 am
There's a popular song in Hebrew where the chorus is (translated as accurately as I can bother, but the rhyme scheme is AABB in Hebrew):

Those who believe are not afraid
to lose their faith
and we have the king of the world (a name for god used in Hebrew prayer)
and He guards us from everyone

this raises a troubling question:
How can you lose your faith if you don't believe? If this assertion holds that both everybody who believes and everybody who doesn't believe are not afraid of losing their faith, we can completely disregard the possibility of losing faith, making it irrelevant, but the song makes it the focus of the chorus, implying this is an important issue.

P.S. I fucking hate this song and the singer, an absolute piece of shit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 22, 2023, 09:22:39 am
I have gotten so many emails from Avis telling me that there is nothing wrong with my upcoming rental car reservation that I am now terrified that something is wrong with my upcoming rental car reservation.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 22, 2023, 09:52:57 am
Mommy Teresa
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 23, 2023, 10:57:07 am
guy debord - le singe voit, le singe n'agit pas
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 24, 2023, 04:40:46 am
only recently realized that nvidia the gpu maker is gamed after invidia, the mortal sin of envy, which is why their logo and stuff is green in color. there should be more companies named after sins
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on January 25, 2023, 06:51:24 pm
My favorite restaurant reopened and I'm in an unreasonably happy mood about it. Fuck the place next to them for catching fire.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on January 25, 2023, 08:02:14 pm
Surfin' Terf.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on January 26, 2023, 12:03:25 am
Surfin' Terf.
Lemon, January 25, 2023, 08:02:14 pm

She sees a clownfish, screams, turns inside out and explodes. Her eyeballs wash onto the shore, they spot a bluehead wrasse. The eyeballs then explode too. Cue music as everyone gogo dances around the remains.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on January 31, 2023, 03:32:30 am
We all know manly men HATE brushing their teeth because the white foaming toothpaste makes it look like they've been SUCKING DICK

So now we're introducing CRUDEPASTE the only toothpaste that makes it look like you've been drinking CRUDE OIL ALL DAY and containing REAL CRUDE OIL.

Roll coal and drink crude like a real rude dude!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Hux on February 02, 2023, 06:21:18 am
margaret thatcher, cum catcher
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 02, 2023, 09:56:06 am
curse_forced_owning_up_to_your_fetish.mp3
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: RoeCocoa on February 07, 2023, 02:16:22 am
Warren Zevon would have been so good at Twitter if he had lived.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 12, 2023, 08:45:23 am
Welcome to my sexual menagerie, here you can see a man having an orgasm only from having his nuts hit by a section of lead pipe, next door you can see a man having an orgasm just from sniffing a sock, further down the hall is the man who can only cum if others look at him with disgust. Once you finish your tour, come back to me, the man who can only get off by telling people where to go.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 12, 2023, 11:28:52 am
Sometimes it's good to take a good, long stroll down your posting history, on any site really, and realize that yes, you were the best poster there ever was, you were incredibly strong and you've still got a million more posts left in you to give.

I can do it. I'll never stop posting.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on February 13, 2023, 10:47:44 pm
Sometimes it's good to take a good, long stroll down your posting history, on any site really, and realize that yes, you were the best poster there ever was, you were incredibly strong and you've still got a million more posts left in you to give.

I can do it. I'll never stop posting.
Spooks, February 12, 2023, 11:28:52 am

I have this exact opposite reaction to scrolling through my posting history and it always leads to deleting posts that didn't really need to be deleted.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 14, 2023, 01:51:52 am
i love my wife
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sauce on February 14, 2023, 09:08:18 am
you think your wife is pretty special? well mine has seven bulging discs, beat that

ETA: was not intended as a direct reply to Spooks, glad you're also part of the wives are rad club
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 19, 2023, 03:14:26 pm
isekai where the main guy is reincarnated as the truck that killed him
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sherlockian on February 19, 2023, 05:53:12 pm
I fucking love single origin chocolate bars
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on February 20, 2023, 03:50:11 am
isekai where the main guy is reincarnated as the truck that killed him
A Meat, February 19, 2023, 03:14:26 pm

Is this how the Cars universe came to be?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on February 20, 2023, 07:21:23 pm
Eating ribs, seeing that the moist towelette they gave me got barbecue sauce on it, and thinking WHO FRESHENS THE FRESHNAPS?!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on February 23, 2023, 11:07:58 am
"I do not fear the man who has sucked 1000 different dicks once, I fear the man who has sucked the same dick 1000 times" -Sun "Jet Li" Tzu
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 24, 2023, 07:28:13 pm
Wanna start a secret society but I don't have any secrets worth starting one over.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on February 25, 2023, 03:21:32 am
Wanna start a secret society but I don't have any secrets worth starting one over.
Salubrious Rex, February 24, 2023, 07:28:13 pm

Heck, the Illuminati started with a book about how democracies were good and maybe give atheism a try. That was a good Behind the Bastards two-parter.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 25, 2023, 11:09:24 pm
They played Minecraft music on the radio.

I was trying to read Tolstoy and when I heard the starting notes of Subwoofer Lullaby by C418 I dropped my tablet limply and, like a swatted fly, just stood stunned, turning in place in my bus seat and blinking. Nobody else seemed to notice. It was 10 pm and after the song was done an interrupted interview (with somebody boring who kept using English loanwords rather than speaking plain Bulgarian) resumed.

Minecraft music on the FM radio at 10pm…….
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 26, 2023, 09:20:07 am
falimiratl bremps compent

by dath mertic i hop youy louv dth spillligng rof thise psot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 27, 2023, 03:55:23 pm
if they had a Jesus Christ car in the Cars franchise would the stigmata be flat tires?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 27, 2023, 05:40:45 pm
if they had a Jesus Christ car in the Cars franchise would the stigmata be flat tires?
chai tea latte, February 27, 2023, 03:55:23 pm
INRI actually stands for Iesus Nazarenus Racing International
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 03, 2023, 01:08:59 pm
And so in the end, we were all the Astro Creep...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 04, 2023, 03:20:45 am
the cool thing about the book of the new sun is how it talks about the inability to truly understand underlying motives but every time Severian wrecks his own life its blatantly because he got horny
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 05, 2023, 12:09:28 pm
Mario: the Gathering
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Great Joe on March 05, 2023, 07:03:42 pm
Mario: the Gathering
A Meat, March 05, 2023, 12:09:28 pm
Super Magic 3D World
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on March 05, 2023, 08:08:33 pm
Mario: the Gathering
A Meat, March 05, 2023, 12:09:28 pm
Super Magic 3D World
Great Joe, March 05, 2023, 07:03:42 pm
Super Princess Phyrexia
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 06, 2023, 03:32:58 am
This place is not a place of luncheon, no esteemed hams are served here, you will not find the northern lights here
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 08, 2023, 08:29:57 am
seinen retention
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 09, 2023, 08:44:58 am
The virgin Mercator flat earther vs the Chad Goode homolosine flat earther.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on March 12, 2023, 05:33:11 am
Benadryl is made or people too awake and too itchy to sleep, so of course I misplaced my bottle.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 12, 2023, 08:20:07 am
Why didn't the eagles simply offer to take the ring to Mordor, then steal it and use its power to conquer all Middle Earth?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 15, 2023, 06:57:18 pm
Why didn't the eagles simply offer to take the ring to Mordor, then steal it and use its power to conquer all Middle Earth?
moooo566 (taylor's version), March 12, 2023, 08:20:07 am
I thought you were talking about the superbowl.
My himbofication is complete
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 16, 2023, 07:55:01 am
Why didn't the eagles simply fly the ball to the end zone?

i dont know much about american football i hope thats correct
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on March 17, 2023, 05:54:29 am
My cats eat wet food of fish kind. My cats lick themselves to clean themselves. My cats do not smell of fish.

YET when the cats decide to clean me I do smell of fish?!?

Fix your bugs god! Fix them!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 17, 2023, 06:15:18 am
"re-" is a great prefix for when you want to completely fuck up the meaning of a word
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on March 17, 2023, 10:03:28 am
regreat america 2016!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 17, 2023, 11:07:02 am
the shot
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/417084818850054145/1086318615860625438/Screenshot_20230317_090148_Samsung_Internet.jpg)
the chaser
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/417084818850054145/1086318616124854292/Screenshot_20230317_090206_Samsung_Internet.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 18, 2023, 05:06:36 pm
classifying pantomime under "alternative medicine" because of its similarity to reiki
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on March 18, 2023, 10:21:07 pm
Given the reach of Amazon's consumer data gathering, I'd be really interested in taking a peek under the hood of their process to figure out what in my browsing/spending history led it to suggest a pull-up bar as something I might be interested in buying.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 19, 2023, 02:17:04 am
the lady goth protest too much
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xdaringdamselx on March 19, 2023, 03:25:05 am
Given the reach of Amazon's consumer data gathering, I'd be really interested in taking a peek under the hood of their process to figure out what in my browsing/spending history led it to suggest a pull-up bar as something I might be interested in buying.
Victor Laszlo, March 18, 2023, 10:21:07 pm
it recommends me a bag of round river rocks, pumpkin seed oil, helium tanks, dry shampoo, and a seemingly endless line of office chairs

it's a hell of a picture they've painted for me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on March 20, 2023, 03:39:17 pm




Mötley Crüise



Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 22, 2023, 04:46:33 pm
none of the major religions consider dinosaurs to be holy, this is a mistake
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 24, 2023, 07:13:41 am
church orgone
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on March 24, 2023, 10:22:58 am
Why do we always want it to be cold when it's warm, but warm when it's cold? The grass truly is always greener. Last week it was in the 40s f and people were complaining and now it's 80 f and people are still complaining.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 26, 2023, 04:47:32 pm
death by a thousand getting-hit-on-the-head-by-a-squeaky-toy-mallet
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 27, 2023, 05:42:02 pm
I hold so much sympathy for the people whose minds were blown by the music of The Beatles. I get it too, right, even if it's so old you can hear what's special about it. But I'm sorry, I simply can't - I wish I could but - I cannot have my mind blown by it. Time has passed, can you seriously expect this shit to have any effect on me at a time where 100 gecs exists? It's like me doing a pound of cocaine and then being asked to appreciate the beauty of a sunset. Get real.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 28, 2023, 03:00:01 am
It's weird how readily we accept the fact that the Latin alphabet has lowercase and uppercase letters like it's a thing we have to have in a language
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 30, 2023, 04:13:42 pm
i'm hot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: cat_examiner on March 30, 2023, 09:24:56 pm
i'm hot
Spooks, March 30, 2023, 04:13:42 pm

hi hot, im cat
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 31, 2023, 02:55:01 pm
gonna go see the mcdonalds with the embalmed corpse of ronald mcdonald in a giant glass case in the center of the restaurant
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 31, 2023, 04:28:34 pm
just like biggie, i'm ready to die
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on March 31, 2023, 10:33:52 pm
It feels like there's less posts about transgender day of visibility compared to years prior and I honestly think it's because of current legislation. It makes me sad.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 03, 2023, 09:06:11 am
I like orange juice but every time I drink it something in the back of my mind asks "Does this taste like vomit?" because it remembers the time when I was 9 and had a flu that lasted a month and nearly killed me. For some reason during this I was at the shopping center with my friends and their grandma and I collapsed on the ground, so they decided to give me orange juice which I vomitted up again 5 minutes later in a toy aisle at K-mart.

And that's what I think about every time I drink orange juice.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on April 03, 2023, 07:31:30 pm
I like orange juice but every time I drink it something in the back of my mind asks "Does this taste like vomit?" because it remembers the time when I was 9 and had a flu that lasted a month and nearly killed me. For some reason during this I was at the shopping center with my friends and their grandma and I collapsed on the ground, so they decided to give me orange juice which I vomitted up again 5 minutes later in a toy aisle at K-mart.

And that's what I think about every time I drink orange juice.
Salubrious Rex, April 03, 2023, 09:06:11 am

I have a similar reaction to lemon-lime Kool-Aid, for similar reasons. Luckily that one's extremely easy to cut out of your diet forever with no value lost.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 06, 2023, 02:21:04 pm
if you make a priceless piece of art you should be allowed to get everything you want for free
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sauce on April 06, 2023, 08:51:14 pm
(https://staging.cohostcdn.org/attachment/476932d4-6f7a-4b72-bf40-c2336e1e19fa/20230406_211752.jpg?dpr=2.8125&width=384&height=355&fit=cover)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on April 07, 2023, 07:58:53 pm
Attorney: So let me get this straight, you mean to tell me that while the rest of them dudes were getting their kicks, you were doing what exactly?

Defendant: I beg your pardon?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on April 08, 2023, 06:21:06 pm
Been thinking today about how there's probably people who have met both my brother and I and didn't know we were related.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on April 09, 2023, 07:04:48 am
If the beatles were alive today we'd call him Cringo Star
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 10, 2023, 07:25:23 am
Kingdom Hearts and its sequel, Democratic People's Republic Hearts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 16, 2023, 09:19:34 pm
Watched this (https://youtu.be/PuBywc6Lnk8) video and I'm wondering what the oldest preserved grease is.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 17, 2023, 07:49:59 am
underrated solution to the trolley problem: have another trolley go the other way, now you don't feel bad because regardless of your choice both bad things happen
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 18, 2023, 07:40:32 pm
Magic: the Gatling
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on April 18, 2023, 11:14:23 pm
underrated solution to the trolley problem: have another trolley go the other way, now you don't feel bad because regardless of your choice both bad things happen
A Meat, April 17, 2023, 07:49:59 am

My workaround is try to derail the trolly. If you time it right you can send the trolly wheels in different directions. Worst case, both sets of people die. But you've also got a drifting train.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on April 20, 2023, 01:18:25 am
Face hugger from alien? Oh you mean the mouth breeder.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 21, 2023, 08:07:54 am
I looked up the etymology for lukewarm, and apparently 'luke' most likely comes from a proto-indo-european root that also means warm, so saying lukewarm is kinda like saying hound dog, where both of the words mean the same thing but together they mean something specific, and I'm now curious how many of these combos exist in English
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 21, 2023, 10:08:36 am
Timmy Turner from Fairly Odd Parents is the ur-incel
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on April 22, 2023, 02:36:09 pm
After the apocalypse the roving bands of raiders dressed in football pads are going to get their asses handed to them by the roving bands of raiders dressed as baseball catchers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 22, 2023, 07:38:05 pm
rip dame edna. he died after he ate the queens pussy and the dust got in his lungs like asbestos
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on April 23, 2023, 12:18:19 am
I'd rather have a world with Rose Quartz fucking things up and leaving it to Steven to fix than a world without her where we're colonized by Reptiloids instead. I refuse to work in the heat lamp mines!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on April 25, 2023, 07:30:34 am
Imagine you're the parents to some kids, you're doing well enough with a house etc and then the economy goes to shit and you lose your income but your kid has some prank youtube channel that's growing and he keeps pranking you.
But now it's your only source of income. And the pranks just get worse and worse but to stop means losing the house. So you just let the pranks happen, you try to get more "in on it" but your kid says that would ruin it and won't let you.

I'm not really going anywhere with this, just a pointless though.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 29, 2023, 02:38:58 am
yeah I'm a carnivore for spiritual reasons, my chakras need raw chuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 29, 2023, 02:41:42 pm
Me and my wife were talking about JKR's transphobia because of some recent discussion going around, regarding her old comments of like "if I had known what a trans person was back then, i would've transitioned". People have taken it to mean that poor, misguided Joan is in the closet and because she can't handle it she's lashing out. Possibly they are saying that, I really have not put the effort to look into it, for I doth noth care.

My wife was saying that, since JKR grew up in the 70s, what she meant by those comments was simply that being a man would've been a lot easier in a man's world. I was incredulous at first, and went on to ask if she really thought JKR had no concept of 'identity' with regards to gender and gender transition. She answered yeah, duh, she seems like a pretty superficial and stupid person, doesn't she? To her being transgender is just about reaping the social benefit, not anything that fundamentally has to do with the self.

A light bulb lit up inside my head: the english cult of the class system has rotted the woman's brain to the point where she cannot conceive of a human that does not operate on principles of social mobility, whether it be along economic or gender lines. As for her, so for the rest of the TERFs. The english class system is the reason why it's "TERF island" over there.

My completely pointless thought of the day is that the English are a vile race that should be exterminated like vermin.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 29, 2023, 09:58:57 pm
Infest me with bugs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on April 30, 2023, 01:59:17 am
There's a thing that sorta has me feeling messed up but, it's late at night, nobody really around to validate that, yes, shit is fucked up. A plane crashed nearby multiple mansions, and people heard it, and people were asked about it, and none of them thought to call it in. The fire department eventually found the crashed plane, with the deceased pilot having gotten out of the plane but not made it to help. And...

How disconnected can people be when a plane can crash and the mansion residents all just figured that the explosion-type sound wasn't their problem?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 30, 2023, 07:28:11 pm
New idea to make me cum: Pissing on her chest then twisting her nipples as the TF2 hit-sound plays and two comic font “MINI-CRIT!” messages float up from her titties
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 01, 2023, 03:19:29 pm
Writers added context: I woke up at 3:30 am running a nasty fucking cold, wrote the above, then fell back asleep.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on May 01, 2023, 05:32:53 pm
What do you mean all of the gangbangers forgot about the drive by? You know, if there was one group I thought I could count on to remember the drive by, it would be them.


Yes yes, I heard you, but I'm afraid in this case this is how we do it isn't going to work as an answer here.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 01, 2023, 06:31:44 pm
the beggars sect were the original crust punks. yeah man I dropped out of college to fuck around on the streets of hunan, smoke weed and learn the dog beating staff technique
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 02, 2023, 01:11:04 pm
I'm wiping my ass off with kitchen towels because I ran out of toilet paper.

Please note: the above is strictly not true. I just wrote it because it felt a little off-kilter, a little edgy and maybe brutal, a little rebellious in the face of all the rules and regulations about what you can and cannot wipe your ass with (no, there's no written rules but it's a social contract, and society so often holds us down).

*a little cartoon devil pops up on my left shoulder* Great going, ya dumb cunt! Whose mind do you think you're blowing, huh? If you really wanted to be punk, you should've just lied that you didn't wipe at all!

*the little cartoon devil does not disappear but does get taken out of frame as the camera zooms on my face* Huh... I guess you have a point. I... I can't really argue with that.

*cut to a still, medium shot. I've become silent and morose*
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 02, 2023, 01:25:12 pm
I sat down on a bench and had some fast food today. I cracked open a can of carbonated soft drink (they don't pay me so I won't advertise their brand) and decided to put it on the ground rather than on the bench, next to me, because I was afraid I'd knock it over with the corner of my jacket or something. The trees are blooming so, you know, there's petals and fluff, and leaves, and all sorts of shit coming down from above. I thought, oh no, I should pick the can off the ground and put it back next to me.

You see, benches are for people to sit on. The ground is for nature to do her business, it's where tree detritus falls. I had a preconceived categorical division of the human and non-human realm and this imbued the bench with a magical aura of protection. If I put the can back on the bench, then said can was, by virtue of this rational categorization, protected from any petals that might fall into its mouth. I thought this intuitively and easily. It was, for that moment, the truth for me.




This is what "education" does to your brain.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 03, 2023, 08:19:51 am
fucked up that Q-R-T KH-D-SH-T became "Carthage" in English
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 04, 2023, 07:07:19 pm
why the FUCK did I not repair my office chair sooner. christ. i had forgotten how good it is to have lumbar support
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 07, 2023, 03:28:08 am
"Leggings" is such a weird word, imagine if more clothes were named like this, like a scarf was a "necking" or if sleeves were called "armings"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 07, 2023, 09:30:22 am
Sex, or as I like to call it, "god's gacha"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on May 07, 2023, 10:25:09 pm
We could all use more pro-social, compassionate, empathetic kinks and fetishes in our lives.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 10, 2023, 03:29:03 pm
Self-actualization is becoming the kind of person you'd want to fuck *i say this while comically sinking face-first into the lake*
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on May 11, 2023, 11:33:55 pm
You think you're King Shit of Fuck Mountain but you're about to become the Shit King of Fucked Mountain buddy
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 12, 2023, 07:27:38 pm
No, this is Frank Incense, as in incense I got from Frank.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 13, 2023, 11:18:55 am
My new Jerk Off Instruction: Stop jerking off to me and go jerk off to someone else if you're going to post "god you're ugly" under every one of my videos after you finish!!!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 13, 2023, 05:46:29 pm
My new Jerk Off Instruction: Stop jerking off to me and go jerk off to someone else if you're going to post "god you're ugly" under every one of my videos after you finish!!!!
Spooks, May 13, 2023, 11:18:55 am
FOI, Fuck Off Instructions
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 15, 2023, 10:17:57 am
DO NOT LOOK UP UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ON WIKIPEDIA AT 3 AM!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 15, 2023, 11:00:05 am
Anthroposophy is some weird ass shit
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 16, 2023, 11:35:03 am
I want to burrow into the ground and wait until amiable companionship comes to collect me.

This is my life goal.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 17, 2023, 02:28:22 pm
Sometimes I forget people my age can be so accidentally racist, I'm used to people being either careful not to be racist or just vehemently and vocally racist. Not used to people being honestly shocked that something they said is racist
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 18, 2023, 11:30:19 am
It's "delightful" to me how authors have only become pettier and more intolerable as the fanfiction generation takes it over.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 19, 2023, 04:17:48 am
what is the Mohs hardness scale rating of the average penis?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 19, 2023, 07:24:49 am
what is the Mohs hardness scale rating of the average penis?
A Meat, May 19, 2023, 04:17:48 am
The average is a 1 or a 2, but blue steel hard ons can reach as high as 7
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 21, 2023, 08:04:32 am
Bumptious is somehow a real word
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 21, 2023, 04:58:28 pm
gay sex

edit:
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personal opinion
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 23, 2023, 03:49:04 am
Eldick of Melnibonér
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on May 24, 2023, 07:51:38 pm
Anthony Kiedis might be the most successful singer who never bothered to learn how to sing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on May 25, 2023, 09:40:49 am
Anthony Kiedis might be the most successful singer who never bothered to learn how to sing.
Lemon, May 24, 2023, 07:51:38 pm
Even Vince Neil's bandmates will tell you he sucks.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 25, 2023, 07:33:04 pm
And now, a word from our sponsor: Dick & Balls Real Estate!

Hi, Dave here for Dick & Balls Real Estate! We at Dick & Balls Real Estate.... rrrrreeeeeaaallly don't know how we got away with naming our company the way we did without breaking any obscenity laws. Anyway we got uuuuh houses for sale I think? IDK. Call the number on your screen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 28, 2023, 01:57:56 pm
Can you still get phone books?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: DykeDastardly on May 29, 2023, 10:13:57 pm
If the father son and holy ghost are all at least partially the same thing would it be incestuous for Jesus to jerk it?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 01, 2023, 09:48:42 am
plus on the battery is where the little dick is and you can draw the rest of the gender monster cockogy for the minus yourselves
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on June 02, 2023, 12:11:36 am
Current work status: someone a row away from me just said "oh my gosh, Bertha, look at all that backed-up work" in about the same cadence as "oh my GOD, Becky, look at her BUTT"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 02, 2023, 01:21:38 pm
I've been eating food for about three decades now, give or take. I like eating food. I enjoy maintaining the ascendant position in the relationship between me and food. In terms of the Hegelian master/slave dialectic, I am definitely the master of the food that I eat. I wouldn't like the food to eat me. I wouldn't like if the tables metaphorically turned, while, literally, the table on which my food stood did not turn but, rather, the food sprung up from said stationary table and began eating me. It would be a cruel twist of fate if my food attacked and ate me. I have not fantasized about my food eating me. I have not had dreams about my food eating me. I have not had to clean up after myself after waking up, panting, from a dream about food eating me, swallowing me whole and digesting me. I have never been dropped as an infant. I have not drawn pictures of various scenarios in which I would like to find myself in, where food would animate and begin eating me bit by bit as I scream for help and squirm in secret pleasure. I have not recently switched to drinking Soylent exclusively to try and batter down the hatch and weather my uncontrollable urges. Oh, I'm sorry. I just looked it up and it's actually "batten down the hatch". I typed "batter" because I was thinking about food again and how good I am at eating it, and it not eating me.

I have been shitting myself from the Soylent though.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 03, 2023, 02:18:41 pm
Why would Danny boy need to know that the pipes are calling
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on June 03, 2023, 03:53:00 pm
Waiter at the Philly airport restaurant just said it was shift change and the next guy can be a little rude and then the second guy came and said “I’ll be checking on you from time to time. If I get annoying, just tell me to fuck off and I’ll just fuck right off” and I think it’s possible to lean a little too hard into your city’s reputation.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 04, 2023, 02:25:32 am
Why would Danny boy need to know that the pipes are calling
A Meat, June 03, 2023, 02:18:41 pm
someone's gotta deal with those damn pipes
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 04, 2023, 06:03:18 am
Why would Danny boy need to know that the pipes are calling
A Meat, June 03, 2023, 02:18:41 pm
someone's gotta deal with those damn pipes
Shell Game, June 04, 2023, 02:25:32 am
Danny boy is going to bring this up with his local union rep, the Pied Piper.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on June 05, 2023, 06:44:39 am
Yes, our experiment might have killed the sun but in the hype leading up to that event we created a lot of shareholder value.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 05, 2023, 04:54:07 pm
[in my gruff film noir detective voice] I don't believe in coinky-dinks...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 11, 2023, 09:55:43 am
you're telling me you're into this vers spider?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 12, 2023, 01:36:06 pm
Merm's Aid
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 22, 2023, 05:31:10 am
Benthic Billionaires
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 25, 2023, 05:31:02 am
it is a well established fact that if you take the same medicine and put it in a fancier sounding delivery mechanism the better it is (because of the placebo effect), so I've decided to sell fentanyl in tiny ampoules that look like bullets and I'm calling them "copbane"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on June 25, 2023, 11:54:00 am
I'm really feeling desperate to have physical contact, like simple hand holding. But, partner less, so I'll just keep doing the laundry instead
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 25, 2023, 06:42:20 pm
Maybe you Canadians know. Why is this french waiter asking if I want a moose boosh? What part of the moose is the boosh? Is it good?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on June 25, 2023, 11:39:19 pm
Moose Boosh is Canadian comedy but unintentionally/unquestionably racist towards first nations peoples instead of aboriginal people's.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 26, 2023, 04:08:22 am
Can't spell woman without "Oman"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on June 26, 2023, 04:13:48 am
If there's ever an episode about TMBG I hope that something from this makes it onto the episode as an interstitial


Edit: Just checked, somehow there are 44 TMBG fanfics and that feels like too many and too few.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 26, 2023, 12:32:04 pm
Moose Boosh is Canadian comedy but unintentionally/unquestionably racist towards first nations peoples instead of aboriginal people's.
PaulLovesToLaugh, June 25, 2023, 11:39:19 pm

I was trying to make fun of french/french Canadians which I understood was fair game. As in the phrase amuse-bouche 
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 26, 2023, 04:26:46 pm
Can't spell woman without "Oman"
A Meat, June 26, 2023, 04:08:22 am

can't spell woman without a big W
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on June 27, 2023, 12:05:52 am
Edit: Just checked, somehow there are 44 TMBG fanfics and that feels like too many and too few.
PaulLovesToLaugh, June 26, 2023, 04:13:48 am

There are 46 now, plus several more for individual songs, so that's a thing

I'm looking through this AO3 tag now and having a lot of regrets. This is dire
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on June 27, 2023, 01:40:44 am
If you think it might be doc worthy I'd be willing to help do some of the reading/compiling.

Fake edit for a fake signature to fake keep this thought pointless:

Life is brief / But when it's gone / Love goes on and on...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 30, 2023, 08:48:48 am
Just finished my Dunkaccino and now I can take a dumparino with Al Pacino
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 01, 2023, 04:50:45 pm
introducing my new brand of chewing gum: tripe stripe
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on July 03, 2023, 07:28:17 am
Save money on your catgirl cosplay by omitting the tail and adopting a Manx accent
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 03, 2023, 10:49:21 am
Edit: Just checked, somehow there are 44 TMBG fanfics and that feels like too many and too few.
PaulLovesToLaugh, June 26, 2023, 04:13:48 am

There are 46 now, plus several more for individual songs, so that's a thing

I'm looking through this AO3 tag now and having a lot of regrets. This is dire
Antivehicular, June 27, 2023, 12:05:52 am
oh no
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 05, 2023, 04:29:14 am
in most countries you have to pass a background check before you can be a superhero
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 05, 2023, 09:22:42 am
welcome to the jungle we've got settlers of catan
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 10, 2023, 01:56:09 pm
Bro, quit playing with the AutoBlow 2! We're gonna be late for the Sabaton munch!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 11, 2023, 08:09:24 am
some days i worry about the day i finally find myself seated in someone's home and notice they are sipping from a mug that says "covfefe".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 11, 2023, 09:54:35 am
If you can't enjoy a monkey then what can you enjoy?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 19, 2023, 11:36:52 am
future civilizations will look back on our time and ponder why we were so obsessed with flags
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 19, 2023, 12:38:27 pm
future civilizations will look back on our time and ponder why we were so obsessed with flags
A Meat, July 19, 2023, 11:36:52 am
I do that now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 19, 2023, 05:43:43 pm
like look at the seychelles and marvel how you can just keep zooming in on the bottom left and it's the same flag. check out the old pocatello flag. bhutan has a sick-ass dragon. feel smugly superior every time you see an incorrectly hung union flag. look at the 1955 provisional flag of sudan, and wonder how they ever came up with such a thing. move to the russian nuclear bear city. colour your walls based on the pretty blue field from kazakhstan. descend into the hell of city flags. form opinions you can never share with anyone in real life.

flags are cool and flag jokes are funny sorry haters

edit: it occurs to me you might not have been entirely talking about weird flag jokes, sorry i just saw people talking shit about flags and saw red because i have nothing really going on right now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on July 19, 2023, 10:40:22 pm
It's true, though: Bhutan's flag rules
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 21, 2023, 06:20:44 am
when you think about it, a crusader is basically equivalent to a jihadist
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 21, 2023, 02:44:28 pm
Apollo and frens decapitates infidel live on cam call that a shrock video
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on July 23, 2023, 01:21:25 pm
Backstreet's Back!?

...alright.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 24, 2023, 12:05:22 am
Sexiest man undead awards. No longer published because dracula has gotten the top spot for the past 200 years
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: organburner on July 24, 2023, 07:47:31 am
Whoa, I asked if you take your pickle juice with or without ice, "I don't drink pickle juice" wasn't an option provided here.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 24, 2023, 08:34:00 am
Twitter 𝕏ℂ𝕏 - Crash
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 26, 2023, 07:48:00 am
I’ve been thinking about beds lately. Just looked over the Wikipedia article on futon, for instance. Been getting into sleeping recently, yeah. You know, like. You can’t expect a man to read In Search of Lost Time and not have it change his life.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 26, 2023, 07:52:18 am
I’ve been thinking about beds lately. Just looked over the Wikipedia article on futon, for instance. Been getting into sleeping recently, yeah. You know, like. You can’t expect a man to read In Search of Lost Time and not have it change his life.
Spooks, July 26, 2023, 07:48:00 am

[300 pages later] OK, so I’ve been researching into this thing called “yuri” and it’s super intriguing on a pers
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 26, 2023, 04:32:31 pm
The bitey moss stones
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on July 30, 2023, 05:38:57 pm
some days i worry about the day i finally find myself seated in someone's home and notice they are sipping from a mug that says "covfefe".
Shell Game, July 11, 2023, 08:09:24 am

Easy to avoid provided you keep turning down lunch invitations from Keith Olbermann.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 31, 2023, 01:50:01 pm
so many people cruisin' for a bruisin' meanwhile i'm out here joustin' for a proustin' (i'm sorry but i am on a roll here)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 31, 2023, 02:02:33 pm
yeah, well, your MUM is IP67 rated
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 01, 2023, 06:50:18 pm
All I have in this world is this Scarface shirt that I wear every day and this different Scarface shirt that I use as a cum towel.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 01, 2023, 09:14:42 pm
Politics 2: the sequel to politics
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 01, 2023, 11:53:02 pm
All I have in this world is this Scarface shirt that I wear every day and this different Scarface shirt that I use as a cum towel.
Lemon, August 01, 2023, 06:50:18 pm
Well tell your little friend I said hello.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 03, 2023, 07:24:27 am
Found-familycest
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 03, 2023, 04:24:12 pm
if she gives you her number and you automatically think you've got a date, you might be an excel spreadsheet
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 05, 2023, 12:15:39 am
My crow wave
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 05, 2023, 02:18:45 pm
Baby sensory deprivation videos
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 07, 2023, 03:35:59 pm
In the metaphor of a "cream pie", is the vagina the pie crust or is the person as a whole the pie crust? Basically my assertion is that clothes are the pie tin
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 08, 2023, 08:53:43 am
stephen king doesnt have an AD because he prefers to be horny on maine
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 08, 2023, 04:24:34 pm
(standing in front of the shittiest art you've ever seen) yeah for this one I tried to delete any sense of two dimensionality, kind of like what Picasso was trying to achieve in the visual medium of uh, the thing where (i take a long drag off my cigarillo) cougH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: vampiresoftware on August 08, 2023, 10:04:15 pm
One man’s junk is one man’s junk.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 08, 2023, 11:32:53 pm
[drake no.jpg] shaming your own kinks
[drake yes.jpg] kinking your own shame
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 09, 2023, 08:45:20 pm
whenever i think i may be too hard on other people i remember r/keto and
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 09, 2023, 11:56:48 pm
whenever i think i may be too hard on other people i remember r/keto and
Shell Game, August 09, 2023, 08:45:20 pm
You will never be as hard on a person as eating so much meat the only thing that comes out of your body is the colour orange.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 10, 2023, 06:22:42 pm
Cigarette cradled between my pointer and middle fingers, I rest my head in my palm, look at you, and smile.

"So... Is there a missusbobdobalina?"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 16, 2023, 05:09:15 pm
might fuck around and post repeat jokes in here. i mean its not like anyone's gonna remember (:
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 17, 2023, 12:50:00 pm
Rage Against The Machine themed Monopoly board.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on August 17, 2023, 11:22:46 pm
Thought #1: "man, I could go for a caramel apple"
Thought #2: "no, terrible idea, caramel apples are the world's most disappointing/frustrating food, along with candy apples"
Thought #3: "could I, like, slice up a candy apple and eat it in slices? Would that work? Is that a crazy person idea?"

It's late and I'm tired and bored at work
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on August 18, 2023, 01:23:40 pm
Thought #1: "man, I could go for a caramel apple"
Thought #2: "no, terrible idea, caramel apples are the world's most disappointing/frustrating food, along with candy apples"
Thought #3: "could I, like, slice up a candy apple and eat it in slices? Would that work? Is that a crazy person idea?"

It's late and I'm tired and bored at work
Antivehicular, August 17, 2023, 11:22:46 pm

What you gotta do is slice up an apple and just dip the slices into candy or caramel after it's sliced. If you dip it before slicing, it's not as good.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on August 18, 2023, 05:40:45 pm
Oh yeah, caramel dip is a pro move. I'm mostly thinking about strategies for if I get tempted by pre-made candy apples come autumn, because this is a sensible thing for an adult to be thinking about
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 19, 2023, 12:19:09 am
a chastity cage fight to determine who wins the chastity belt
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 22, 2023, 04:38:13 pm
Bong Crosby.
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Post by: Sauce on August 23, 2023, 09:12:13 pm
might fuck around and post repeat jokes in here. i mean its not like anyone's gonna remember (:
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Post by: krytton on August 24, 2023, 01:20:30 am
dont worry guys, theres a light at the end of the tunnel. 4/20 is in two days.
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Post by: krytton on August 25, 2023, 08:40:04 pm
horror movie idea: Ridley Scott's Aliebn
krytton, September 27, 2019, 12:01:49 am

what did i mean by this. why did i make this post. help
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 27, 2023, 11:09:28 am
is "cock eyed" the same kinda thing as "dick nippled"? sorry i'm ESL and the only source that i've been learning from is hentai forums
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Post by: A Meat on September 03, 2023, 11:04:52 am
You cannot get a cameo from Cameo on Cameo. You'd think Cameo could get Cameo's frontman to be their spokesperson or something
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Post by: krytton on September 03, 2023, 02:07:04 pm
creating a fictional vernacular for 5th-gen era rareware characters. call it konglanging
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Post by: thelizzerd on September 04, 2023, 12:09:58 am
It's weird reading a nonfiction book and thinking what you were doing in the time it takes place. The day mentioned, I was building a snowman. We found a hubcap and put it on the snowman as a hat. I lost my glasses in the snow that day.

Yet, at the same time, just miles away, things were happening important enough to be mentioned in a book.
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Post by: A Meat on September 04, 2023, 03:01:05 am
Andy Whorewall
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Post by: krytton on September 04, 2023, 12:25:15 pm
"arr, pee" -pirate watersports roleplay
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Post by: Shell Game on September 05, 2023, 12:30:06 pm
first
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 05, 2023, 09:37:04 pm
I can't imagine putting my family in the position of having to buy an oversized coffin, so I'm working towards dying of one of those wasting diseases.
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Post by: A Meat on September 09, 2023, 06:18:39 am
Tan Trick Sex
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 10, 2023, 08:38:43 am
Examining rabbit turds that had baked in the sun for a week "Now that's an idea that just might show up Brother Kellog" said Jebadiah Kix
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Post by: Lemon on September 10, 2023, 12:50:53 pm
"But that means... all of us... No! it couldn't be..."

"I'm afraid so, Billy. The world is a vampire."
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Post by: krytton on September 11, 2023, 10:29:30 am
they should reboot creodonts
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Post by: A Meat on September 12, 2023, 04:31:59 am
I forgot to post about it, but happy nine eleven everybody, it's been 22 years since TMBG released Mink Car
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Post by: Shell Game on September 12, 2023, 04:46:53 am
I forgot to post about it, but happy nine eleven everybody, it's been 22 years since TMBG released Mink Car
A Meat, September 12, 2023, 04:31:59 am
22 years of knowing how to cyclops rock
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Post by: Lemon on September 13, 2023, 05:15:07 pm
Fallout 3 is a game where you find and murder Three Dog.

Other events occur as well.
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Post by: A Meat on September 14, 2023, 04:00:54 am
if there were fewer muntjacs they'd be considered cryptids, they're weird little deer that have small nubby horns that are partially covered in fur, large fangs that sometimes stick out of their mouth, gross scent glands near their eyes and they make dog noises. also one of the kinds has an alarmingly low number of chromosomes
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 14, 2023, 08:29:32 am
The shopkeeper asks,
"Can I interest you in our selection of horseradish moist turds?"
You glance at the yellow jars before you and ask back,
"Surely you mean mustards?"
He gives you a knowing smile and cheerily answers
 "yes."
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 19, 2023, 08:28:17 am
German rain be like *splisch splösch*
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Post by: A Meat on September 19, 2023, 04:15:31 pm
Imagining the kind of person who would use the singular of labia (labium) during sex
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Post by: A Meat on September 20, 2023, 09:24:44 am
stereotheism
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Post by: krytton on September 20, 2023, 09:49:44 am
she self on my reference til i self on my reference til i self on my reference til i self on my reference til i self on my reference til i self on my reference til i self on my reference til i self on my refe
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Post by: krytton on September 20, 2023, 09:59:41 am
typical roman conversation:
"hey whats the date today"
"oh its the ix ix u-eth of domitianus or some shit"
"ok thanks"
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 20, 2023, 04:13:47 pm
The thought “I need to play WoW again for my mental health” has been looming in my mind for the past week, larger and larger. I am afraid.
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Post by: A Meat on September 20, 2023, 04:40:54 pm
The thought “I need to play WoW again for my mental health” has been looming in my mind for the past week, larger and larger. I am afraid.
Spooks, September 20, 2023, 04:13:47 pm
The thing is that playing WoW won't help this compulsion, I've been there
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Post by: Lumbermouth on September 20, 2023, 05:46:44 pm
There is no grosser word in the english language than "fluidbonded."
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 20, 2023, 10:48:49 pm
The thought “I need to play WoW again for my mental health” has been looming in my mind for the past week, larger and larger. I am afraid.
Spooks, September 20, 2023, 04:13:47 pm

Thoughts and prayers, you can get through this
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Post by: A Meat on September 21, 2023, 01:46:38 am
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta beat all my friends.
Clear my trap filled lair, then fight my friends again
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 22, 2023, 01:34:21 pm
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/86634c066924140be9b578d76cd53bbe/b89efe803c47d639-24/s1280x1920/1c90d31c13319e8edf21314b459cbac9c3b2560f.pnj)
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Post by: ikaribattousai on September 22, 2023, 02:28:10 pm
Is it called lipstick because it sticks to lips or because it’s shaped like a stick?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 22, 2023, 03:36:03 pm
it's actually, it improves lips' tick rate; with counter-strike 2, valve has made advancements in multiplayer kisscode where a sub-tick update will ensure your lips are
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Post by: Antivehicular on September 25, 2023, 05:32:46 pm
Introducing my new roller-derby persona, Miss Kitty Craptastico
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Post by: A Meat on September 25, 2023, 11:09:13 pm
Prescription medicine should be free, possibly even cost negative money so that if you take your meds you get paid
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Post by: A Meat on September 28, 2023, 02:48:51 am
intrusive thought of the day: grilling is the most homoerotic form of cooking
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Post by: Lemon on September 28, 2023, 09:25:39 pm
"So, so so so so so, so let me get this straight... you don't ever wanna hear me say 'I want it that way', but apparently you can say it a hundred fucking times and that's fine?"
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on September 28, 2023, 11:12:18 pm
"So, so so so so so, so let me get this straight... you don't ever wanna hear me say 'I want it that way', but apparently you can say it a hundred fucking times and that's fine?"
Lemon, September 28, 2023, 09:25:39 pm

why is it ok that burger king people can say it but i can't?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 29, 2023, 08:46:47 am
Hello, everyone, after much internal struggle I'm finally ready to come out as an Adult Baby Diaper Lover.

That's right, I'm gaga for googoo.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 01, 2023, 03:16:04 pm
it really sucks when you read something on the internet that pisses you off but its from 2013 so rather than getting into an argument with someone else that just ends up making you feel bad, you're stuck getting into an argument with yourself that just ends up making you feel bad
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Post by: Cheapskate on October 02, 2023, 06:43:28 pm
A video game in which you are the president of a sports league. Your mission is to increase league revenues by taking subtle actions to help the most popular players and teams win, without making it obvious that you are tilting the playing field in their favor.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 04, 2023, 07:49:00 am
I feel like we don't talk enough about how McDonalds' mascot is the world's worst looking clown.
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Post by: krytton on October 05, 2023, 08:26:37 pm
greetings fellow netizens
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Post by: Great Joe on October 06, 2023, 01:33:40 pm
greetings fellow netizens
krytton, October 05, 2023, 08:26:37 pm
been brushing up on our netiquette, i see
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 07, 2023, 04:54:28 am
i'm genuinely shocked every time i run an antivirus scan and its not like "you're mining bitcoins for every dictator on the planet, all your money has been spent on aliexpress gift cards, and that weird guy you went to school with knows every key you press. we're bricking this PC for your own safety."
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Post by: A Meat on October 12, 2023, 12:03:10 pm
all the girls say I'm pretty for a fly
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Post by: A Meat on October 14, 2023, 07:38:38 am
the wu-tang clan isn't actually a real clan, since they're not all descendants of a common ancestor or do they all claim to be
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 20, 2023, 05:32:01 pm
Gershwin Impact (this one’s dedicated to you, A Meat)
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Post by: A Meat on October 21, 2023, 04:07:50 am
Gershwin Impact (this one’s dedicated to you, A Meat)
Spooks, October 20, 2023, 05:32:01 pm
Rhapsody in Blue Archive
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 22, 2023, 08:01:25 am
The two rules of homeopathy are "like cures like" and "law of minimum dose". It follows from these that, if you're suffering from only a very minor illness, a super diluted medication will really mess you up and that you should drink full strength nightshade extract in order to feel better. Thumbs up!
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Post by: Cheapskate on October 22, 2023, 09:53:16 pm
The two rules of homeopathy are "like cures like" and "law of minimum dose". It follows from these that, if you're suffering from only a very minor illness, a super diluted medication will really mess you up and that you should drink full strength nightshade extract in order to feel better. Thumbs up!
Spooks, October 22, 2023, 08:01:25 am

I’m doing a homeopathic cardio routine. Once a year I sit in a chair for eight seconds.
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Post by: thelizzerd on October 23, 2023, 09:31:27 am
Anyone who posts political videos in work group chats is a weirdo.
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Post by: Lemon on October 23, 2023, 07:14:13 pm
Istanbul is not non-negotiable
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Post by: Antivehicular on October 24, 2023, 02:27:13 pm
Just saw a stick on the sidewalk and thought "that's a good stick, I hope a kid or a dog gets it"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 24, 2023, 04:51:24 pm
I need media to be bad in very specific non-threatening ways that are actually good. I am not a crank
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 26, 2023, 01:46:48 pm
I know that the spades are the spords of a spordger
I know that the clubs are clepons of cwar
I know that diamonds mean dummy for this dart
But that’s not the shape of my shart
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 29, 2023, 06:35:18 pm
On the one hand, it's deeply disappointing to go and look up fanart of something I liked and discover it's all porn, but on the other hand, wasn't 11:28pm moo so lucky to have however briefly lived in a world where it wasn't just feet and inflation all the way down.
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Post by: Lumbermouth on November 01, 2023, 02:46:59 pm
There should really be a German word for "anger at being forced to learn something you did not want to learn"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 02, 2023, 01:11:55 am
its simple. fantasy/sci fi novels having completely insane misogyny and right wing politics is quaint and a mandatory part of authorial eccentricity. However if its an anime or manga it can absolutely get jailed. they dont get weird enough with it so there's no upside to it for me, the White Reader
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Post by: A Meat on November 02, 2023, 01:37:36 am
its simple. fantasy/sci fi novels having completely insane misogyny and right wing politics is quaint and a mandatory part of authorial eccentricity. However if its an anime or manga it can absolutely get jailed. they dont get weird enough with it so there's no upside to it for me, the White Reader
GirlKisser420, November 02, 2023, 01:11:55 am
you do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to" robert a heinlein
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 02, 2023, 05:13:49 pm
its simple. fantasy/sci fi novels having completely insane misogyny and right wing politics is quaint and a mandatory part of authorial eccentricity. However if its an anime or manga it can absolutely get jailed. they dont get weird enough with it so there's no upside to it for me, the White Reader
GirlKisser420, November 02, 2023, 01:11:55 am
you do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to" robert a heinlein
A Meat, November 02, 2023, 01:37:36 am

look sometimes good art Needs a really weird gender binary, a protagonist thats a guy but has mystically kind of got a manifest feminine side, and a couple scenes you very deliberately ignore. Also they should use a sword but its the future
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Post by: Antivehicular on November 02, 2023, 07:18:47 pm
Context-free thought of the day: "they do sell red pens to civilians, you know"
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Post by: A Meat on November 03, 2023, 12:02:22 am
its simple. fantasy/sci fi novels having completely insane misogyny and right wing politics is quaint and a mandatory part of authorial eccentricity. However if its an anime or manga it can absolutely get jailed. they dont get weird enough with it so there's no upside to it for me, the White Reader
GirlKisser420, November 02, 2023, 01:11:55 am
you do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to" robert a heinlein
A Meat, November 02, 2023, 01:37:36 am

look sometimes good art Needs a really weird gender binary, a protagonist thats a guy but has mystically kind of got a manifest feminine side, and a couple scenes you very deliberately ignore. Also they should use a sword but its the future
GirlKisser420, November 02, 2023, 05:13:49 pm
I also liked snow crash when I was a teenager, but neal stephenson's other stuff is better
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 04, 2023, 05:31:09 pm
why doesn't someone extract whatever technology that my glasses use to attract every last bit of grease and grime and dust in the fucking universe and put it someplace that isn't between my face and the thing i'd like to be less blurry rather than more blurry
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Post by: vampiresoftware on November 04, 2023, 07:49:10 pm
What is the jam and how exactly do we pump it up?
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Post by: Shell Game on November 05, 2023, 03:15:20 am
There should really be a German word for "anger at being forced to learn something you did not want to learn"
Lumbermouth, November 01, 2023, 02:46:59 pm
das internet
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 05, 2023, 11:51:03 am
we need another subforum for things that are neither fully music nor fully movies

where i can post about the eras tour movie and the rest of you dont have to read it
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 05, 2023, 05:31:33 pm
Fucked up that I'm feeling nostalgia for fucking broadcast television
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 05, 2023, 06:53:11 pm
we need another subforum for things that are neither fully music nor fully movies

where i can post about the eras tour movie and the rest of you dont have to read it
moooo566 (taylor's version), November 05, 2023, 11:51:03 am
post the review
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 06, 2023, 07:16:28 am
we need another subforum for things that are neither fully music nor fully movies

where i can post about the eras tour movie and the rest of you dont have to read it
moooo566 (taylor's version), November 05, 2023, 11:51:03 am
post the review
chai tea latte, November 05, 2023, 06:53:11 pm

11/10 cinematic masterpiece I love taylor swift.

It'd be a 12/10 if not for the fact that she's done three bad songs and somehow managed to include two of them (YNTCD and Shake It Off), while only having one Speak Now song (my favourite album from her and also in general) and leaving Long Live for a credits song rather than giving the full crowd version.

My favourite character was the guitarist with the questionable hair, he should be in more stuff rocking his Rod Stewart look and having the time of his life. The dancers were also killing it, especially that one guy, you know the one.

Outfits 10/10 no notes. Folklore dress my fave, I wish I could pull it off but sadly I'm a short potato man rather than a pretty lady.

I was concerned that it didn't look like the kid she hugged was wearing earplugs, hopefully they were just in enough that I couldn't quite see them. Always wear earplugs, friends.

Seems like that was its last weekend for the most part, but I'll see it a third time if I can find somewhere playing it next week, and also probably pay whatever bullshit PPV to stream it whenever that happens.

I didn't land a ticket to the actual thing so I need to work out what touting protection they're doing before committing £800 to that, but it's got me seriously considering it. Not like I need a holiday or PC upgrades and I'm never going to be able to afford a home or retirement so why not??
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Post by: Shell Game on November 06, 2023, 10:26:52 am
you don't get enough opportunities in life to say "hey! dats me!" in response to a plural noun
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 06, 2023, 08:46:11 pm
got a yoda coop in the backyard for an easy supply of yoda eggs
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 13, 2023, 10:55:53 am
I know government is important but every headline in the UK today just reads as "somehow, Palpatine has returned" to me.
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Post by: Lumbermouth on November 14, 2023, 06:34:16 pm
I had a conversation with a fellow librarian today about light novels vs standard YA. Ultimately, my distinction was if you can say the title in the Jack Chick "SOMETIMES I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN" voice, it's a light novel.
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Post by: A Meat on November 20, 2023, 04:50:22 pm
I wonder if someone is doing let's plays on onlyfans
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 21, 2023, 09:41:30 am
Skeins of cum?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 25, 2023, 02:21:46 am
All my friends keep talking about "impact play". I had no idea the 1998 blockbuster movie Deep Impact was so popular it managed to produce a stage adaptation!




...cornography?
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Post by: A Meat on November 25, 2023, 05:19:17 am
there's a slutty lady showing off her body in the theater, call that a ho stage situation
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Post by: A Meat on November 26, 2023, 03:32:55 am
a chapless ass wearing assless chaps
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 26, 2023, 09:29:25 pm
captcha fortune telling
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Post by: LINDA on November 30, 2023, 10:52:18 pm
I started a new job in february and decided that would be a great time to listen to the entire fplus again in chronological order from the beginning. I'm now at ep 313, having skipped only a few. Spotify wrapped is calling me out

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728722182145835021/1180007446807318611/image.png)
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Post by: thelizzerd on November 30, 2023, 10:57:17 pm
I started a new job in february and decided that would be a great time to listen to the entire fplus again in chronological order from the beginning. I'm now at ep 313, having skipped only a few. Spotify wrapped is calling me out

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728722182145835021/1180007446807318611/image.png)
LINDA, November 30, 2023, 10:52:18 pm

Not calling you out that bad. We gotta find that top .005% because that would be a lot of FPlus to listen to in a year!
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Post by: A Meat on December 01, 2023, 08:47:11 am
I started a new job in february and decided that would be a great time to listen to the entire fplus again in chronological order from the beginning. I'm now at ep 313, having skipped only a few. Spotify wrapped is calling me out

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728722182145835021/1180007446807318611/image.png)
LINDA, November 30, 2023, 10:52:18 pm

Not calling you out that bad. We gotta find that top .005% because that would be a lot of FPlus to listen to in a year!
thelizzerd, November 30, 2023, 10:57:17 pm
I have all the files on my computer, why would I listen on Spotify
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 02, 2023, 08:05:49 am
poly people really will be like "if you wanna be my friend, you gotta get with my lovers"
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 04, 2023, 07:53:59 am
feel free to visit my new classy erotica website, good old dames dot com

e: upon further research, the domain "www.god.com" has proven surprisingly difficult to secure. i'll keep you all updated
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Post by: A Meat on December 05, 2023, 05:00:01 am
it's fucked up how many RPGs have gold as the main or only currency when in history it rarely was the main currency of trade, especially in smaller denominations. not to mention things being neatly decimalized most of the time as well, it's never insane shit like there being 12 pence per shilling and 20 shillings per pound
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 08, 2023, 07:20:04 pm
things really went downhill when we stopped making Hats a mandatory bit of clothing.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 11, 2023, 11:29:25 am
Celebrate the festive season with three weeks of your favourite moooo566 posts. Old classics, new favourites, there's something for everyone to look forward to, right here on ballpit. Weeknights from 6.
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Post by: Antivehicular on December 14, 2023, 06:26:26 pm
My workplace has a holiday decoration in the cafeteria of a snowman (three body orbs, no legs, standard morphology) picking up a snowchild (three orbs plus feet, in ice skates), and all I can think about is if this is proof that snowmen have a freely-locomoting larval stage before sessile adulthood, like sea anemones
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 15, 2023, 04:53:28 pm
could the colonel create a blend of herbs and spices so secret that even he can't know what's in it?
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Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on December 19, 2023, 10:48:51 pm
A stray brain thought got me wondering something. Is it possible to come up with kinks and fetishes that don't have much/any stories, art, etc? Would that work as an improvement type game?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 27, 2023, 07:28:23 pm
Yeah I’m in my late thirties (thirty one)
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Post by: A Meat on December 28, 2023, 02:59:07 am
When you think about it, pornography that isn't drawn is the aberration, since porno graphos is ancient Greek for prostitute painter
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 28, 2023, 10:01:05 pm
As Metropolis decommisions their phone booths they remove power ties from the coins slots of the phones, suite jackets and hats crammed into the ceiling light, dozens of pairs of glasses in the walls and loafers scrunched impossibly small into the gap between the floor and the molding. The only clue is a pair of tighty whities crushed thinner than paper and placed under K in a phone book with "Clark K" written in marker on the label.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 29, 2023, 11:41:23 am
So rough, so tough, out here, baby
Mesopotamia knows how to party
In the city, of the Anunnaki
In the city, city of Sumer
They're Poplocking
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 30, 2023, 08:19:01 pm
You can tell that the coconut is the testicle of the plant world, because plant pee is stored within it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: kthorjensen on January 02, 2024, 10:51:59 am
As Metropolis decommisions their phone booths they remove power ties from the coins slots of the phones, suite jackets and hats crammed into the ceiling light, dozens of pairs of glasses in the walls and loafers scrunched impossibly small into the gap between the floor and the molding. The only clue is a pair of tighty whities crushed thinner than paper and placed under K in a phone book with "Clark K" written in marker on the label.
Dr. Buttplug, December 28, 2023, 10:01:05 pm

in canon he folds up the clothes and glasses very tightly, swallows them & regurgitates them later, uses super breath to reinflate & deodorize and puts them back on
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 03, 2024, 04:38:01 pm
Durex garbage bags
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 06, 2024, 02:32:06 am
backwards accelerated bunny fucking
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on January 07, 2024, 06:25:01 pm
Weird that Star Trek producers settled on “bowl cut” as the most logical haircut instead of “just run 7 or an 8 clippers over everything every week or so”
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on January 10, 2024, 04:03:58 pm
it's fucked up how many RPGs have gold as the main or only currency when in history it rarely was the main currency of trade, especially in smaller denominations. not to mention things being neatly decimalized most of the time as well, it's never insane shit like there being 12 pence per shilling and 20 shillings per pound
A Meat, December 05, 2023, 05:00:01 am

All the exceptions to the decimalized are really boring bc they just base themselves upon the old British currency.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 13, 2024, 10:58:00 am
James Joyce getting cucked, watching his wife get fucked by the bull: "Oh no, they're stealing me lucky farts!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 20, 2024, 10:34:44 am
All women are queens, you see, the word queen's reconstructed Proto-Indo-European root, gʷḗn, with the hypothesized meaning of woman, as is attested in some of its other descendants, for example, the Greek γυναίκα (gynaíka)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on January 20, 2024, 02:28:45 pm
The only good thing at five guys is their fries. I said what I said.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 20, 2024, 09:00:50 pm
The only good thing at five guys is their fries. I said what I said.
thelizzerd, January 20, 2024, 02:28:45 pm

Really, not even one of the guys is good? Disappointing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 22, 2024, 11:23:20 pm
The Wicked Witch of the East is the Raditz of The Wizard of Oz
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Turtle on January 25, 2024, 01:14:32 am
The Wicked Witch of the East is the Raditz of The Wizard of Oz
Shell Game, January 22, 2024, 11:23:20 pm
fuck you really do know goku
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 28, 2024, 04:29:00 pm
Fancy lemons you got there, sure would be a shame if someone were ta nade em for ya.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on February 07, 2024, 03:08:49 pm
Taylor Swift really lucked out with her fanbase. It makes so much more sense how they react to her (mediocre; universal) lyrics when you realize most of them haven't read a book since high school
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 08, 2024, 06:35:29 pm
Is there a digital brothel out there? Specifically like a combination of teledildonics and VR charge by the minute/hour? Would that even be illegal?

Edit* and if not anyone looking to invest?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on February 09, 2024, 07:41:16 pm
Is there a digital brothel out there? Specifically like a combination of teledildonics and VR charge by the minute/hour? Would that even be illegal?

Edit* and if not anyone looking to invest?
Dr. Buttplug, February 08, 2024, 06:35:29 pm
There's plenty of sex work out there in every multiplayer game; some of those people probably own teledildonic rigs.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 11, 2024, 01:49:34 pm
Before we get to my funny post, let me tell you about my favourite game, Raid Shadow Legends.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 12, 2024, 05:00:00 pm
Coca-Cola's Latin binomial is probably Colus cocus.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 18, 2024, 03:37:10 pm
Taylor Swift really lucked out with her fanbase. It makes so much more sense how they react to her (mediocre; universal) lyrics when you realize most of them haven't read a book since high school
chai tea latte, February 07, 2024, 03:08:49 pm

people aren't thinking Tortured Poets Department is a stupid name just because the idea of a poet being sad is novel to them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 18, 2024, 07:22:41 pm
Taylor Swift really lucked out with her fanbase. It makes so much more sense how they react to her (mediocre; universal) lyrics when you realize most of them haven't read a book since high school
chai tea latte, February 07, 2024, 03:08:49 pm
And that's been a whole ass while for some of them
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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on February 20, 2024, 08:00:57 am
It's hard to wash a lot of laundry on a budget without a direct line to the quarter fairy or access to ones parent's machines.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on February 20, 2024, 10:22:53 am
Shared coin-operated laundry was one of the worst parts of my last apartment.

Not only did I constantly need to have quarters on hand it was one washer and dryer set for 15 units. Plus sometimes the coin slot wouldn't work at all.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: thelizzerd on February 20, 2024, 01:17:06 pm
Banks should have ATMs that let you cash out in quarters.

There's no reason that the easiest way for me to get quarters before I had an apartment with my own laundry was to walk to the bank and cash a check for $10 in quarters. They wouldn't even let me give them my debit card and they just process it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on February 21, 2024, 03:13:40 am
Banks should have ATMs that let you cash out in quarters.

There's no reason that the easiest way for me to get quarters before I had an apartment with my own laundry was to walk to the bank and cash a check for $10 in quarters. They wouldn't even let me give them my debit card and they just process it.
thelizzerd, February 20, 2024, 01:17:06 pm
It's absolutely asinine. Stores refuse to give them out too (because poor people need change more often) so you're fucked.

Normal is just structural classism legitimized.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Antivehicular on February 21, 2024, 05:23:03 pm
Standing in line and thinking about how fundamentally unnatural full bipedalism is. We were not meant to have our dorsal and ventral surface at full vertical alignment!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 22, 2024, 02:50:22 am
a bdsm relationship seems really annoying. sometimes I want to play video games when I get home and not have to punish my wife for not being in the Cage or whatever. Its like having a really needy pet

you know how its a pain when your partner doesnt want to specify what sort of takeaway to get, and make that every single part of your life
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 22, 2024, 04:07:03 am
a bdsm relationship seems really annoying. sometimes I want to play video games when I get home and not have to punish my wife for not being in the Cage or whatever. Its like having a really needy pet

you know how its a pain when your partner doesnt want to specify what sort of takeaway to get, and make that every single part of your life
GirlKisser420, February 22, 2024, 02:50:22 am
consider the inverse, what if you get really turned on by that conversation about what kind of takeaway to get
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: vampiresoftware on February 22, 2024, 08:50:28 pm
Its like having a really needy pet
GirlKisser420, February 22, 2024, 02:50:22 am
This is that bit from Episode 123 where the guy needs someone to spank his wife when he’s out of town.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 23, 2024, 03:01:30 am
Hey Google: post 'nut clarity'.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 04, 2024, 02:46:07 pm
Considering it's supposedly always sunny there, it's logical to assume that the titular Philadelphia is actually Amman, Jordan
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on March 07, 2024, 02:08:39 pm
Once in a while I think about how pachyderms aren't a thing in biology but yet we still keep calling elephants that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 07, 2024, 02:46:14 pm
Once in a while I think about how pachyderms aren't a thing in biology but yet we still keep calling elephants that
A Meat, March 07, 2024, 02:08:39 pm
Nerds lose again.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 08, 2024, 01:50:44 pm
I love learning new things, like today I learned that I don't like when wine has a texture.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Recon Rabbit on March 08, 2024, 09:03:39 pm
I love learning new things, like today I learned that I don't like when wine has a texture.
moooo566 (taylor's version), March 08, 2024, 01:50:44 pm

You don't like lumpy wine?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 16, 2024, 01:21:00 am
My body, my chode.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on March 16, 2024, 05:53:46 am
I cut myself in the shower and I don't know how, but the context could make for a funny joke, but I also don't have the skills or cred to pull it off.