Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[auaurorau]

once more into the breach of "emailing foreign professors who could annihilate me with a glance"

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

I fought the box and got rosined
I fought the box and got poisoned

[Shell Game]

I'm exactly the kind of person who'd almost choke on a piece of food and immediately go back to eating it after coughing horribly. Not too unlike a dog.

[A Meat]

Jerk Off Materiel

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

god I just want to pop open powerpoint and make a fake internal Budweiser memo/sensitivity training presentation about how castrating all white memos and email it to charlie kirk as a Concerned Citizen.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Jerk Off Materiel

Why don't they make the entire plane out of Jerk Off Materiel?

[Salubrious Rex]

I'm not unconvinced that Robert Z'dar is the main character of some shitty barbarian fantasy novel come to life.

[sambair]

god I just want to pop open powerpoint and make a fake internal Budweiser memo/sensitivity training presentation about how castrating all white memos and email it to charlie kirk as a Concerned Citizen.

Even if it didn't fool Charlie Kirk, I bet if you sent that to like every right-wing con artist, one of them would be dumb/apathetic enough to go with it.

[GirlKisser420]

a cool trick is to declare your feed to be something Out of Context so you can just repost stuff under yourself with any attribution

[thelizzerd]

dear random tutorial website: why is your code in purple comic sans? my eyes hurt

[Vinny Possum]

I'm exactly the kind of person who'd almost choke on a piece of food and immediately go back to eating it after coughing horribly. Not too unlike a dog.

Same.

A week or two ago I decided to have a drunk wander late at night. Got to 7/11. Bought all their hot dogs. Ate them. Threw up. Got more beer, found another seven eleven, bought all their hot dogs, ate them, threw up the next morning.

I wish I was joking.

[auaurorau]

you buy one specialized dictionary and amazon thinks you want to start an obsolete collection

[chai tea latte]

i'm gay

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Bitches about to catch these half smiling, willing hands

[auaurorau]

can you believe the gall of these "historians" retconning dinosaurs to have feathers,