Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Shell Game]

the internet got a lot better when performative politics started to shift into performative wanting to fuck monsters

... i don't know if i agree actually

[GirlKisser420]

Well maybe not a lot better

[Hux]

making an official decision to stop blaming bad luck for the fact that i drift apart from coworker friends when they transfer locations or switch jobs.
gonna start actually making an effort to engage in conversation and activities with them. meeting them halfway instead of being in my little bubble.

sometimes things are my fault and i gotta make a change

[thelizzerd]

What will mid-life crisis's look like for Gen Z? In 20 years, what will be the crazy shit I'll be doing?

[chai tea latte]

What will mid-life crisis's look like for Gen Z? In 20 years, what will be the crazy shit I'll be doing?

bartering gasoline for water

[chai tea latte]

Death to the Queen

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Learned tonight that you don't jizz out of your dick, so much as shit out your dick. Missed that in health class I guess

[Salubrious Rex]

I know something I'm reading is good when there's a character in it named Snake and I don't automatically read their lines in the voice of Solid Snake.

[A Meat]

there isn't a good antonym for enhance. dehance? dishance? unhance? disenhance? unenhance? deenhance? antihance? no rehance either

[Emperor Jack Chick]

there isn't a good antonym for enhance. dehance? dishance? unhance? disenhance? unenhance? deenhance? antihance? no rehance either

great now we'll never un-zoom the camera

[Victor Laszlo]

there isn't a good antonym for enhance. dehance? dishance? unhance? disenhance? unenhance? deenhance? antihance? no rehance either

https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/endamage

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Pizza rolls have been perfectly engineered to leave you hungry, no matter how many you eat.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Throwing rice at a wedding but not bothering to take it out of the 10kg sack first.

[Shell Game]

class consciousness was invented by greeting card companies to sell more poverty

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Has anyone seen my chomchom roller anywhere? Like I had it when I last deep cleaned my bedroom, but fuck if I know where it ended up. Where could it even be?! There are four total spaces in this apartment, and only two of them can use the roller.