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Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: Lemon on October 18, 2015, 01:23:12 pm
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Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: CaptainLaserPants on October 18, 2015, 02:10:09 pm
David Sedaris wrote an essay about using The Stadium Pal.

 
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 18, 2015, 05:17:02 pm
This episode...literally took the piss (out of your dick and into a bag on your calf).
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: BomberJacket on October 18, 2015, 08:28:04 pm
Every time The F Plus read one of my docs, they always find something I missed. Congrats to Jack Chick on finding that dick measuring worksheet and STOG for creating Pissferatu.
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: QueenSyreen on October 18, 2015, 11:48:11 pm
Well, I listened to that, and I'm not listening to that again dere.
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: A Meat on October 18, 2015, 11:54:06 pm
I kind of wish there was a section about people who both piss in a bag and drink their own piss. Drinking piss with a straw out of a bag taped to your leg, preferably at a sporting event, or while riding a motorcycle.
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: QueenSyreen on October 18, 2015, 11:57:23 pm
BUT AS A SIDE NOTE, do any of you ever get annoyed when something isn't about fetishes? Maybe I've just come to expect something from the FPlus, but when you cover an objectively gross topic and it's only about boners, like, once, I get confused.
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: goombapolice on October 19, 2015, 07:27:25 am
Yeah this was extremely tame from what I was expecting.

Really surprising to have a piss episode that wasn't fetishy as all hell
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on October 19, 2015, 08:55:12 am
I assume its too pedestrian for Britain so thus there isn't a bunch of fetishes around it.

"A piss fetish? How colonial. Jeeves bring in the dumpster juice, would you? There's a good chap."
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 19, 2015, 09:23:34 am
I assume its too pedestrian for Britain so thus there isn't a bunch of fetishes around it.

"A piss fetish? How colonial. Jeeves bring in the dumpster juice, would you? There's a good chap."
jack chick, October 19, 2015, 08:55:12 am
"I can believe Lord Pembrooke would even dare wear a pissbag to the queen's ball. Doesn't he own any diapers?!"
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 19, 2015, 01:34:58 pm
I guess I've gotta check my kitchen for cameras.
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: Frank West on October 21, 2015, 03:34:57 pm
You know when you're getting a blowjob, and you piss in the girl's mouth?

Colloquially known as the "Full Tyson!?"
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 30, 2018, 04:57:44 am
Whoever thought that Quick Fix would be one of the most dignified sites selling fake piss? (http://www.seriousmonkeybizzness.com/shop/monkey-whizz/)
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: Wrought on February 10, 2018, 11:05:35 pm
I kind of wish there was a section about people who both piss in a bag and drink their own piss. Drinking piss with a straw out of a bag taped to your leg, preferably at a sporting event, or while riding a motorcycle.
A Meat, October 18, 2015, 11:54:06 pm
Now I'm just imagining a beer hat but the cans are replaced with tiny little toilets.
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 24, 2018, 09:44:32 pm
Just a head's up, the latest Lou Reads episode is a spiritual sequel to this episode.
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: Neal on October 11, 2018, 01:29:39 pm
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/wan/d/needing-urine/6719499030.html

Middle aged male seeking to add more estrogen to my body's system on a regular basis. Over the past year, I've been drinking women's urine on a sporadic basis, and noticing the positive effects it has on me; becoming more sensitive, crying more, compassionate, more gentile. I'd like to increase my urine intake to a more frequent basis. Seeking a female to refill my drinking jug weekly. Will pay you for the urine. Message me if interested, please.
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on October 11, 2018, 01:55:44 pm
more gentile
Didn't know that HRT worked for transethnicity.
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 11, 2018, 06:04:23 pm
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/wan/d/needing-urine/6719499030.html

Middle aged male seeking to add more estrogen to my body's system on a regular basis. Over the past year, I've been drinking women's urine on a sporadic basis, and noticing the positive effects it has on me; becoming more sensitive, crying more, compassionate, more gentile. I'd like to increase my urine intake to a more frequent basis. Seeking a female to refill my drinking jug weekly. Will pay you for the urine. Message me if interested, please.
Neal, October 11, 2018, 01:29:39 pm
Gonna pass my piss off as chick piss and make 100 bucks fuck yeah
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: Bunnybread on October 12, 2018, 12:15:42 pm
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/wan/d/needing-urine/6719499030.html

Middle aged male seeking to add more estrogen to my body's system on a regular basis. Over the past year, I've been drinking women's urine on a sporadic basis, and noticing the positive effects it has on me; becoming more sensitive, crying more, compassionate, more gentile. I'd like to increase my urine intake to a more frequent basis. Seeking a female to refill my drinking jug weekly. Will pay you for the urine. Message me if interested, please.
Neal, October 11, 2018, 01:29:39 pm
Gonna pass my piss off as chick piss and make 100 bucks fuck yeah
AgentCoop, October 11, 2018, 06:04:23 pm

Right on, bruh!  See if he'll buy up that lady sperm too!
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 12, 2018, 12:17:51 pm
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/wan/d/needing-urine/6719499030.html

Middle aged male seeking to add more estrogen to my body's system on a regular basis. Over the past year, I've been drinking women's urine on a sporadic basis, and noticing the positive effects it has on me; becoming more sensitive, crying more, compassionate, more gentile. I'd like to increase my urine intake to a more frequent basis. Seeking a female to refill my drinking jug weekly. Will pay you for the urine. Message me if interested, please.
Neal, October 11, 2018, 01:29:39 pm
Gonna pass my piss off as chick piss and make 100 bucks fuck yeah
AgentCoop, October 11, 2018, 06:04:23 pm

Right on, bruh!  See if he'll buy up that lady sperm too!
Bunnybread, October 12, 2018, 12:15:42 pm
Gotta make that scratch somehow!
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: KingKalamari on October 12, 2018, 12:36:31 pm
crying more

See, this is one of the few benefits I'm not skeptical of. I feel like I would also cry a lot more if I had to drink urine...
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: vAmPiReSoFtWaRe on November 04, 2023, 11:43:43 am
A new challenger appears!
https://thirstygoose.co/
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on November 04, 2023, 12:02:04 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/4IfO320.png)

Won't raise any questions, I'm sure.
Title: 191: The Merchants of Urine
Post by: honey on January 30, 2024, 07:16:31 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/cDQjcHO.png)

Wait, what