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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1443942 times)

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If massive dipshits think women wear red lipstick to imitate vulva/labia
Sangry Novel, February 22, 2018, 08:18:07 am

Wait, what? Ahaha I thought I'd heard all of the silly evo-psych bullshit, but oh my is that a special one.

damn girl, what that mouth bright red, sideways, face vagina do
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An anime where a 1460s Milanese armorer gets a job in a 1960s Milanese sports car design firm
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Daddy dom/Little girl relationship but instead it's Sempai and Kouhai

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If a prey animal furry vores a predator animal furry is that like a powerbottom situation
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"teenage" kittens between 6 mos. - 1 year are way cuter than below 6 mos.

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I'm getting creeped on by porn bots on dating sights. One is called AcrylicWonderland0369 I imagine she looks like this.
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There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good

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There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

You could probably make a random generator and it would be the same thing.

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There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

example please!

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There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

example please!
jack chick, February 27, 2018, 11:41:40 am

I Talked to the Couple Who Made a Contract to Limit Funko Pop Spending

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the collection
the original post seems to have been destroyed but the saga is well documented
« Last Edit: February 27, 2018, 01:17:13 pm by GirlKisser420 »

Shell Game

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There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am
r/legaladvice gets a lot of that stuff

my roommate just filters for "divorce"
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« Last Edit: February 27, 2018, 10:00:06 pm by Shell Game »

Wrought

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There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

example please!
jack chick, February 27, 2018, 11:41:40 am
Bitcoin cost me my marriage is a good example: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/7m15em/after_9_years_together_bitcoin_has_cost_me_my/
It is partly tragic because this guy ruins his family's financial situation but also hilariously moronic because he gets upset that his marriage falls apart after he invests a hundred thousand dollars into something his wife explicitly forbade him to.
I ended up searching the phrase "ruined my marriage" on reddit, and this genuinely seems like it might be a good concept for a doc. There's a lot of variety here, as people have blamed everything from call of duty nazi zombies to punching their mother in law in the face for ruining their marriage.
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