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Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: Lemon on April 10, 2017, 11:19:42 am
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Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: Please And Thanks on April 10, 2017, 11:39:51 am
The Sonic Wiki For Your Juggalo Cousin

I Have No Sega, and I Must Nerd
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on April 10, 2017, 01:32:52 pm
Did Adam Bozarth attribute "Cult of Personality" to Fishbone?
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: Cheapskate on April 10, 2017, 05:10:21 pm
CP Munk was less of a CM Punk ripoff than Ryan Shane.

Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on April 10, 2017, 06:23:05 pm
Did Adam Bozarth attribute "Cult of Personality" to Fishbone?
Fatty Bo Batty, April 10, 2017, 01:32:52 pm

I heard that as well, but I am not familiar with Fishbone so I don't know if they did a cover or not.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 10, 2017, 08:24:22 pm
Rated R Shaman of Sexy, April 10, 2017, 06:23:05 pm

This was going to be my name of the week until you beat me to it.
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 10, 2017, 08:34:06 pm
You can still be Rated R Sherman Tank of Sexy
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: Lux on April 11, 2017, 05:11:00 am
And now all I can think of is the fact that I have cousins named Austin and Ashlynne. Oh and Austin does competitive wrestling. Thanks F Plus!
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: A Meat on April 11, 2017, 07:34:53 am
Killerman killed John Killer
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: Boots Raingear on April 11, 2017, 07:44:34 am
I guess I have an excuse to post one of the best amateur professional wrestling moments ever recorded.
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: montrith on April 11, 2017, 08:29:40 am
I learned that when I read an E-wrestling wiki and pick the most ridiculous wrestlers to put in my doc, they all end up being rip-offs of real pro-wrestlers.

Also good job including the longest "after the credits" sequence even in Fplus history.
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 11, 2017, 10:13:41 am
I'd be surprised if someone hasn't wrestled as Sonic at one point. There's a team of wrestling Ninja Turtles after all
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: montrith on April 11, 2017, 11:43:07 am
I'd be surprised if someone hasn't wrestled as Sonic at one point. There's a team of wrestling Ninja Turtles after all
Eider Duck, April 11, 2017, 10:13:41 am

Meant to quote not bulb, but there was a whole bit about "Ultimate Anime Wrestling League" Lemon and the others didn't get to.
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Post by: Yankii on April 11, 2017, 08:16:39 pm
I'm just glad to have J back on the show again, two of my favorite podcasts!
Also hello everyone, I'm new here.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 11, 2017, 09:09:18 pm
gday
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Post by: IceTwister on April 11, 2017, 10:25:01 pm
So I used to be part of an e-fed back in 2003.  It was probably the peak of how much I was in to wrestling and I wanted to hang out with some guys who became good online friends that I still talk to this day.  So we just did wrestling roleplay and we had a pretty good time until it stopped being fun.  And then the majority of us moved on from it, bout 2006ish or so.  It had it's share of over the top gimmicks and ripoff characters (myself included at one point.  Hello Jake Roberts!), but none of it was to the level of what I just heard in this episode.  I've never heard backstories this fucking insane for a fucking e-fed wrestler.  All I put when I first started was that my character was a kleptomaniac and thought he was tougher and more resilient than he actually was.  That was all his backstory was to start.  Our crew was fine with that.  I'd say at most, a backstory was one paragraph and nothing that I would qualify as insane.

If any of us tried a backstory involving 2 year olds killing each other, tag team champions committing incest, or having a character named Baby Baller, we'd probably look at that person, say "WHAT THE FUCK?!", and not let any of that shit happen.



My character did have Papercut by Linkin Park as his theme though.  2003 me didn't make all the great decisions.
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: Adam Bozarth on April 12, 2017, 04:05:03 pm
Did Adam Bozarth attribute "Cult of Personality" to Fishbone?
Fatty Bo Batty, April 10, 2017, 01:32:52 pm

I did. Forgive me, I only listen to art rock.
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: montrith on April 12, 2017, 04:15:40 pm
Did Adam Bozarth attribute "Cult of Personality" to Fishbone?
Fatty Bo Batty, April 10, 2017, 01:32:52 pm

I did. Forgive me, I only listen to art rock.
Adam Bozarth, April 12, 2017, 04:05:03 pm

(http://ctworkingmoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/rock-art.jpg)

Put them next to your speakers to improve the sound quality.
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Post by: Adam Bozarth on April 12, 2017, 05:32:52 pm
I didn't mention this on the ep, but I also did an e-fed around 2000-2001? All the "wrestlers" would write their own promos and ring banter, and the man in charge would then write out our matches and they were sent to us by email each week. It was a lot of fun. Nobody's back story was that deep and the characters were over the top. It was like WCW. For exampl, my cousin wrote for the character Big Purple Dinosaur, and was essentially a wrestling Barney.

My character was a punk character with green hair and Chuck Taylors, a good 5 years before CM Punk ever hit the scene. I forget the name of my finisher, but it was basically squeezing the opponent's head in between my arms until submission.
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 12, 2017, 06:14:50 pm
If anyone wants to role-play wrestlers I highly suggest the tabletop RPG World Wide Wrestling, the only Perfect Game
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: montrith on April 12, 2017, 07:52:59 pm
I didn't mention this on the ep, but I also did an e-fed around 2000-2001? All the "wrestlers" would write their own promos and ring banter, and the man in charge would then write out our matches and they were sent to us by email each week. It was a lot of fun. Nobody's back story was that deep and the characters were over the top. It was like WCW. For exampl, my cousin wrote for the character Big Purple Dinosaur, and was essentially a wrestling Barney.

My character was a punk character with green hair and Chuck Taylors, a good 5 years before CM Punk ever hit the scene. I forget the name of my finisher, but it was basically squeezing the opponent's head in between my arms until submission.
Adam Bozarth, April 12, 2017, 05:32:52 pm

You're leaving out all the important details. How many hundred times did your character go to jail? How many people did they kill? We need those ranking numbers!
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Post by: KingKalamari on April 12, 2017, 08:48:11 pm
If I made an eFed wrestler he would be called Richard "Dick" Puncher and his only gimmick would be that he punches other wrestlers in the dick. He would be disqualified from every match but the promoters would just keep putting him in there...
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: Cheapskate on April 12, 2017, 10:00:05 pm
I was never in an efed, but I did play plenty of Total Extreme Wrestling 2005. (http://www.greydogsoftware.com/tew/) I never could get the budgets to break even for the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.
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Post by: IceTwister on April 12, 2017, 11:16:50 pm
I was never in an efed, but I did play plenty of Total Extreme Wrestling 2005. (http://www.greydogsoftware.com/tew/) I never could get the budgets to break even for the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.
Cheapskate, April 12, 2017, 10:00:05 pm

I never got TEW because it was just too much for the speed I wanted to go.  Extreme Warfare Revenge was the way to go even though it was easy to go from backyard company to global enterprise.  ROH was hell though because everyone you wanted to push kept getting stolen immediately.

I didn't mention this on the ep, but I also did an e-fed around 2000-2001? All the "wrestlers" would write their own promos and ring banter, and the man in charge would then write out our matches and they were sent to us by email each week. It was a lot of fun. Nobody's back story was that deep and the characters were over the top. It was like WCW. For exampl, my cousin wrote for the character Big Purple Dinosaur, and was essentially a wrestling Barney.

My character was a punk character with green hair and Chuck Taylors, a good 5 years before CM Punk ever hit the scene. I forget the name of my finisher, but it was basically squeezing the opponent's head in between my arms until submission.
Adam Bozarth, April 12, 2017, 05:32:52 pm

I never would expect a combination of CM Punk and Crush.  Law of averages say it would happen at some point I guess... Also, Big Purple Dinosaur is my new favorite wrestler I've never seen.

Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: accepting change on April 14, 2017, 02:55:36 am
(http://i.imgur.com/hMWL8Sp.png)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENb_FR4nIRY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENb_FR4nIRY)
(http://i.imgur.com/P4ZlgPc.png)


ive never watched a wrestling outside of mdickie games
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: znarf on April 14, 2017, 06:25:38 am
Bozarth, it was Snuka not Steamboat.

Yup this was  painful.  Worst Lucha Underground fan fics ever.

All I'm saying is that the Ophidian and Zombie Pedro Plantain are more believable than this.

Fun Fact, Ryan ripped off CM Punk even harder than realized.  Ol' Punk has written comics for Marvel in the past.  I think Raven has too.

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Post by: Mique on April 16, 2017, 05:20:27 am

This is the ultraviolent Combat Zone Wrestling.
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 16, 2017, 05:49:07 am
(http://i.imgur.com/hMWL8Sp.png)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENb_FR4nIRY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENb_FR4nIRY)
(http://i.imgur.com/P4ZlgPc.png)


ive never watched a wrestling outside of mdickie games
Megacrex inepta, April 14, 2017, 02:55:36 am

Online Fucker Idiot gets made into the Cool Warlock's Sissy Bitch is one of the greatest vids ever made.

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Post by: Eider Duck on April 16, 2017, 08:47:27 am
Also, Big Purple Dinosaur is my new favorite wrestler I've never seen.IceTwister, April 12, 2017, 11:16:50 pm

I think Chikara has wrestling dinosaurs and other amazing nonsense. I don't watch their stuff though, because the reality can't possibly live up to how I picture it in my head.
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: Puppy Time on April 16, 2017, 08:56:07 pm
I didn't mention this on the ep, but I also did an e-fed around 2000-2001? All the "wrestlers" would write their own promos and ring banter, and the man in charge would then write out our matches and they were sent to us by email each week. It was a lot of fun.
Adam Bozarth, April 12, 2017, 05:32:52 pm

This sounds a million times more fun than most of the internet RP I've done.
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: znarf on April 17, 2017, 03:50:54 pm

This is the ultraviolent Combat Zone Wrestling.
Mique, April 16, 2017, 05:20:27 am

I'm so glad you posted the exact Ophidian clip I was thinking.
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: Dawnswalker on April 20, 2017, 12:00:15 am
None of the wrestlers entered the ring to Classified's "Inner Ninja"?!
Title: 248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Post by: accepting change on May 15, 2017, 03:07:43 am
its a vid

(http://i.imgur.com/suTTZfZ.png) (https://twitter.com/KayinNasaki/status/852720591337598976)
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 15, 2017, 03:53:19 am
[very jay voice] WRESTLING ISN'T FAKE IT'S PREDETERMINED!!!!
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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 09, 2018, 09:26:11 pm
This is one of my favorite episodes because it really solidifies how many wrestling fans don't actually understand pro wrestling.
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Post by: Spenny on December 17, 2018, 01:21:17 am
It's the American Dream, baby
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 31, 2019, 08:29:39 pm
J.W.'s utter child-like delight at imagining a non-wrestler named Blood Reign eating buffalo wings in a sports bar is so, so good.