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Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: crow on March 03, 2014, 04:23:02 pm
I noticed that in certain episodes that the ridiculists seem to hate people that wear Doc Martens.  What does the F Plus have against college aged hipster chicks?
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: Isfahan on March 03, 2014, 05:10:06 pm
Doc Martens are the fingerless gloves of feet.
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on March 03, 2014, 05:26:40 pm
Doc Martens are the fingerless gloves of feet.
Isfahan, March 03, 2014, 05:10:06 pm

I always thought cutting off the toes of Kumquatxop's stupid shoes would be "the fingerless gloves of feet"
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: montrith on March 03, 2014, 05:54:52 pm
Does this mean the ultimate Fplus award for bad taste goes to a guy who's wearing Doc Martins, fingerless gloves and a fedora?

(I use fingerless gloves. Shameful I know, but I have really, really pretty hands and everyone needs to see them.
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: 🍆 on March 03, 2014, 06:32:00 pm
I have a pair of high heeled Docs for work that are super cute. But then, I just attended a family dinner out wearing Uggs (fuck you they're comfy) which might discredit me somewhat.
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: Odd on March 03, 2014, 06:34:14 pm
I'm almost certain there are a lot of individuals that dress with that exact same combination Montrith so I'm not sure you could call it ultimate.
Much like how the Dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park extended his frill when shooting bile at you, there are some  wardrobes that warn you that if you engage the person that person is going to say something awful. The more objectionable pieces of clothing they wear, the more dangerous the creature.
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: crow on March 03, 2014, 06:39:41 pm
I've never seen a nerd wear Docs.  All the nerds I've seen wear DCs and other skating shoes
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: chai tea latte on March 03, 2014, 06:50:22 pm
😅
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: September on March 03, 2014, 07:11:13 pm
I've never seen a nerd wear Docs.  All the nerds I've seen wear DCs and other skating shoes
Smoking Crow, March 03, 2014, 06:39:41 pm

I know nerds who wear docs, but they're usually the kind of nerd who's also committed to activism and community service (i.e. not the terrible ones).
kal-elk, March 03, 2014, 06:50:22 pm
Hello, terrible nerd who wears Docs here. I always thought of them as a fairly inoffensive boot. Maybe it's less "people who wear Doc Martens" and more "people who feel the need to mention that their boots are Doc Martens".

Or maybe my shoes have absorbed my self-awareness. Who knows?
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: Odd on March 03, 2014, 07:16:20 pm
the kind of nerd who's also committed to activism and community service (i.e. not the terrible ones).kal-elk, March 03, 2014, 06:50:22 pm
Ha. heh.
Heh.
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: chai tea latte on March 03, 2014, 07:32:07 pm
the kind of nerd who's also committed to activism and community service (i.e. not the terrible ones).kal-elk, March 03, 2014, 06:50:22 pm
Ha. heh.
Heh.
Odd, March 03, 2014, 07:16:20 pm

Okay, yeah, you've got me there. A different kind of terrible nerd, then.
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: Runic on March 03, 2014, 08:08:48 pm
Does this mean the ultimate Fplus award for bad taste goes to a guy who's wearing Doc Martins, fingerless gloves and a fedora?

(I use fingerless gloves. Shameful I know, but I have really, really pretty hands and everyone needs to see them.
montrith, March 03, 2014, 05:54:52 pm
Yeah, but you're in Finland. Exposing your hands to the elements only proves how unremittingly metal you are.
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: cyclopeantrash on March 03, 2014, 08:42:25 pm
Because everyone on the F Plus wears Crocs[citation needed]. The most fashionable and reliable of footware[citation needed].

Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on March 03, 2014, 10:11:50 pm
Because everyone on the F Plus wears Crocs[citation needed]. The most fashionable and reliable of footware[citation needed].
MicroMissles, March 03, 2014, 08:42:25 pm

Hey buddy, only Crocs give you the comfort you need when going on a dicksucking world tour that may or may not have broken several laws of physics.

Let's see you do THAT, Doc Martens!
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: Isfahan on March 04, 2014, 06:15:09 am
Hey buddy, only Crocs give you the comfort you need when going on a dicksucking world tour that may or may not have broken several laws of physics.

Let's see you do THAT, Doc Martens!
portaxx, March 03, 2014, 10:11:50 pm

I thought that commercial was banned outside of Europe.
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: 🍆 on March 04, 2014, 06:50:32 am
Also Dacey, which kind are they? I have a cute pair of grey Triumphs and then another pair of beatu-up second-hand generics I need to repair.
kal-elk, March 03, 2014, 06:50:22 pm
Clemency, plain black. They're awfully scuffed after just a year or so of wear but I love em. Triumphs are so cute, I've been lusting after a pair for a while but I'm dreading another breaking-in period. Maybe when the weather's nicer and I actually want to walk places...
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on March 04, 2014, 09:48:46 am
Doc Martens are the fingerless gloves of feet.
Isfahan, March 03, 2014, 05:10:06 pm

in that jack chick wears them?
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: nigeline on March 05, 2014, 04:20:27 am
Doc Martens are the fingerless gloves of feet.
Isfahan, March 03, 2014, 05:10:06 pm

in that jack chick wears them?
jack-chick, March 04, 2014, 09:48:46 am
Metal is so 90s.
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on March 05, 2014, 11:22:16 am
Doc Martens are the fingerless gloves of feet.
Isfahan, March 03, 2014, 05:10:06 pm

in that jack chick wears them?
jack-chick, March 04, 2014, 09:48:46 am
Metal is so 90s.
nigeline, March 05, 2014, 04:20:27 am

Pantera was a great band. I loved their album "Metal Magic'!
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: crow on March 05, 2014, 11:49:11 am
Doc Martens are the fingerless gloves of feet.
Isfahan, March 03, 2014, 05:10:06 pm

in that jack chick wears them?
jack-chick, March 04, 2014, 09:48:46 am
Metal is so 90s.
nigeline, March 05, 2014, 04:20:27 am

Pantera was a great band. I loved their album "Metal Magic'!
jack-chick, March 05, 2014, 11:22:16 am

Diamond Darryl is a great guitarist
Title: Why does the F Plus hate Doc Martens?
Post by: RedMinjo on March 05, 2014, 08:15:10 pm
Doc Martens are the fingerless gloves of feet.
Isfahan, March 03, 2014, 05:10:06 pm

I always thought cutting off the toes of Kumquatxop's stupid shoes would be "the fingerless gloves of feet"
portaxx, March 03, 2014, 05:26:40 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/pC8WQcj.jpg)?