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Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Lemon on November 13, 2020, 06:43:03 pm
(https://canary.contestimg.wish.com/api/webimage/5daa6e3a3b459107b2bc1c80-large.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/338)
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 13, 2020, 07:02:40 pm
NO!!!
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Yavuz on November 13, 2020, 07:06:06 pm
work today sucked so goddamn much, and I was just feeling bad about a lot of things

and then this came out and suddenly I feel so much happier
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: EYE OF ZA on November 13, 2020, 07:19:31 pm
NO!!!
Guy Ferrari, November 13, 2020, 07:02:40 pm
work today sucked so goddamn much, and I was just feeling bad about a lot of things

and then this came out and suddenly I feel so much happier
Yavuz, November 13, 2020, 07:06:06 pm
these two moods simultaneously
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 13, 2020, 09:36:37 pm
This origin story is the most rich Californian thing possible. All it's missing is it's own branded (possibly vaginal) wine.
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: ham burger on November 13, 2020, 11:05:42 pm
Goop coming up is one of those “man, I knew this would happen eventually” sorts of things but also “god, fuck you all for making me remember this.”
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on November 14, 2020, 12:16:43 am
'goop' is the only company that's named for the byproduct of using the product
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: chai tea latte on November 14, 2020, 12:44:04 am
Gwyneth 'orgasm once' Paltrow
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Cheapskate on November 14, 2020, 12:20:28 pm
Gotta get your rocks on before you can get your rocks off.
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: EYE OF ZA on November 14, 2020, 02:10:13 pm
Gwyneth 'orgasm once' Paltrow
chai tea latte, November 14, 2020, 12:44:04 am
you know what they always say: edge twice, orgasm once
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Tipsy Almond on November 14, 2020, 03:53:44 pm
I was listening to this episode last night and the phrase "Psychic Trash Bin" conjured this disgusting image in my mind. I hope you folks enjoy!
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Antivehicular on November 14, 2020, 04:37:58 pm
The crystal ball gag makes me uncomfortable in ways I have a hard time articulating, and also ways that the ridiculists articulated very clearly. Tooth damage ahoy!

Also, for those who are worried about the egg getting lost, the site sells lengths of hemp twine you can run through drilled holes in the egg for later retrieval, if you've ever felt an erotic yearning for something like a tampon but waaaay worse
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Puppy Time on November 14, 2020, 06:02:26 pm
Trauma mia!
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Shigan on November 15, 2020, 04:22:43 am
CHAKRUB WARRIORS RULE!!!
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Turtle on November 15, 2020, 01:37:55 pm
Don't stick crystals in your holes! Put them in there! Do not put them in there!
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: EYE OF ZA on November 16, 2020, 03:04:32 am
upgrade me to kiwi
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Great Joe on November 16, 2020, 03:09:20 am
Calling upon Il Mundo like some kind of italian version of Dio.
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: A Meat on November 16, 2020, 04:00:12 am
whenever a crystal shows up in an F+ context I usually just look it up on this table
https://www.gemsociety.org/article/gemstone-toxicity-table/

but even this doesn't consider that people would put them in a vagina, only in a mouth
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 16, 2020, 08:04:12 am
Excellent ep, would be perfect except for the lack of buttplug coverage 4/5.
Also wtf Quartz is toxic?
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Penultimatum on November 16, 2020, 10:19:47 am
Excellent ep, would be perfect except for the lack of buttplug coverage 4/5.
Also wtf Quartz is toxic?
Dr. Buttplug, November 16, 2020, 08:04:12 am
Don’t worry, that’s only if you’re cutting it- cutting anything with finely divided silica in it can give you silicosis. If you’re just sticking it inside your body it should be fine!
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 17, 2020, 08:45:32 am
Pussy full of rocks
It's a gizzard for cocks.
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Puppy Time on November 17, 2020, 08:50:54 am
Rock Ass Pussy
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Shell Game on November 17, 2020, 11:49:48 am
Don't stick crystals in your holes! Put them in there! Do not put them in there!
Turtle, November 15, 2020, 01:37:55 pm
I'm not sure why people kept replying to this thread. We already got the best post.
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: 1234GO! on November 20, 2020, 04:29:33 pm
gritty no! :(
https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1329854762926432257
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Lemon on November 23, 2020, 11:16:39 am
To throw it out there, if someone wants to send me a "Psychic Trash Bin" design (vector or high res), I'll put it on a tee shirt.
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Shell Game on December 01, 2020, 06:14:39 pm
Okay so...

Chakrub, the Confidence Pokemon
(Rock/Psychic)
This pokemon is constantly seeking those in need. It uses its stored psychic power to adjust the auras within them.
Chakrub can learn, among other things, Rock Polish, Acupressure, Stealth Rock, Extrasensory, and Confusion.

When traded with a Cloyster, Chakrub evolves into Moanfillment.
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Gyro on December 03, 2020, 02:38:22 pm
You need to put flux stones in your pussy, otherwise some of the molten pussy-metal will oxidize.
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Secret Gaygent 69 on January 18, 2021, 03:35:11 pm
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1351252975583436804
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: VerifiedFailure on January 21, 2021, 06:40:04 pm
I feel compelled to try to figure out how to work "carbon cunt-print" into my vocabulary henceforth.
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Lemon on February 26, 2021, 08:52:10 pm
I'm not sure the right thread to put this in, so I guess it goes here...

Who wants to play Flappy Cunt? (https://perifit.co/)
Title: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 26, 2021, 09:15:06 pm
I'm not sure the right thread to put this in, so I guess it goes here...

Who wants to play Flappy Cunt? (https://perifit.co/)
Lemon, February 26, 2021, 08:52:10 pm

The 100-Day Trial is very concerning