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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1445451 times)

krytton

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i heard trump has a poor hymen rights record. pause for laughs

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My new rapper name is Incoherent Technique
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You know you're tired when you're trying to rhyme 'Chuckanut' with 'what the fuck'.

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What happens when a vegan realizes their kink is vore
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The Five Stages of "The Clerk Didn't Activate My Fuckin Gift Card Right"
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I swear it was only a few weeks ago there was goddamn snow now its 25 degrees and I'm dying. I don't know how people live in warm places. If it's cold I can always add layers as necessary but when it's hot there's nothing else I can do without resorting to public nudity followed by skinning myself.

Fuck the weather. Why can't it just be a steady 12 outside and 17 inside at all times?

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hey 300
krytton

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Hmm, I'm halfway through this take home exam, and it's 1 am, so maybe I should just go to bed and finish it tomorrow morni-oooohhhh okay second cup of coffee just kicked in workworkworkworkwork

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Apparently other people listen to different albums throughout the day?

Anyway, this Screaming Females album is still good.
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Apparently other people listen to different albums throughout the day?

Anyway, this Screaming Females album is still good.
Lemon, April 19, 2018, 11:36:04 am

Gonna print and frame this comment as the one time I was right and had good musical taste.
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It just occurred to me that anymore my brain has to process for a few seconds whenever someone refers to "Jack Chick" before i can verify context
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ways to cook eggs ranked from best to worst
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-scrambled, finished in the oven
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-fried on both sides
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You've never truly appreciated a song until you watch its spectrogram as you listen.
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For 6 months now, the amazing coffee from a local coffee shop has without aggrandization been the highlight of my day, and if I ever move away from this town, I will wither away.