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Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Lemon on January 08, 2016, 07:41:31 pm
Hiya!

So, briefly, the Ridiculists are working on a thing right now where we're gonna run through some highlights of the podcast-to-date, as well as hopefully share some stories. One of the things we're planning on doing as part of this is to touch on some favorite bits we've had in the past.

So my question for you is, what specific bit would you like us to touch on?
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Lady Frenzy on January 08, 2016, 08:14:28 pm
By "bit" do you mean ridiculist moments, not readings?
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: LINDA on January 08, 2016, 08:19:28 pm
Kumquat supercut, please.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Lemon on January 08, 2016, 08:27:42 pm
By "bit" do you mean ridiculist moments, not readings?
Lady Frenzy, January 08, 2016, 08:14:28 pm

Either, I think. Whatever piece you specifically enjoyed.
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Post by: Baldr on January 08, 2016, 08:42:37 pm
Giggling Portaxx: "It looks like poo poo!"

(http://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2004/2/16/0/sh1a13_chocolate_truffles.jpg)
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Post by: Yavuz on January 08, 2016, 08:48:01 pm
Kumquat supercut, please.
eudo, January 08, 2016, 08:19:28 pm

Second this, but it must include stuff from the John Kitchin episode.

Also, Nutshell Gulag saying "Because I want to drink your sweet, sweet blood," from #196, Bunnybread reading "Legolas" in #100, pt. 2, Portaxx crying about Ledyba in #57, Jimmyfranks saying "It's quite yum," in #117, and Adam Bozarth in #115 reading the stuff from the kid who didn't know how to make "$$$" after high school.
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 08, 2016, 08:50:37 pm
Giggling Portaxx: "It looks like poo poo!"

(http://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2004/2/16/0/sh1a13_chocolate_truffles.jpg)
Healslime, January 08, 2016, 08:42:37 pm

YES, absolutely!

Also, it's pretty recent, but I love Adam Bozarth's "dog brain" reading from the hypnosis episode.
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Post by: KingKalamari on January 08, 2016, 09:04:44 pm
Let's go to Juggalo Island!
Lobster Hands
We're being haunted by the ghost of Huell Howser
The jimmyfranks curse
I'm skinny, goodbye!
The Ku Clucks Clan
Kumquating
How often should I have buttsex with my girlfriend?!
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Post by: Neal on January 08, 2016, 09:25:35 pm
"Adam's really going for it" moments, such as Boy Meat or Juggernaut Lonely.
Jimmyfranks loses it laughing
STOG singing in that STOG way
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Post by: LINDA on January 08, 2016, 09:27:58 pm
"Adam's really going for it" moments, such as Boy Meat or Juggernaut Lonely.
Neal, January 08, 2016, 09:25:35 pm

Seconding BOY MEAT
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 08, 2016, 09:31:07 pm
BOIIIH MH-EAT
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Post by: Lady Frenzy on January 08, 2016, 09:51:21 pm
The two fat voices meeting in episode #74.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Username on January 08, 2016, 11:12:03 pm
i'd be interested to hear any sort of 'B-Sides' from the more popular episodes that were cut for time if any exist.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Adam Bozarth on January 08, 2016, 11:18:17 pm
STOG as Garfield singing Lover and Fighter Man is one of the best things ever to be recorded for The F Plus and I relisten to it a lot.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 08, 2016, 11:20:30 pm
i'd be interested to hear any sort of 'B-Sides' from the more popular episodes that were cut for time if any exist.
Username, January 08, 2016, 11:12:03 pm
Yeah, a "Reading The Internet To Make Music For Reading The Internet" type deal would be dope.
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Post by: strifeheart on January 09, 2016, 12:40:52 am
The two fat voices meeting in episode #74.
Lady Frenzy, January 08, 2016, 09:51:21 pm

yeeeesss

STOG as Garfield singing Lover and Fighter Man is one of the best things ever to be recorded for The F Plus and I relisten to it a lot.
Adam Bozarth, January 08, 2016, 11:18:17 pm

yyyyeeeeeesssssss
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 09, 2016, 01:29:49 am
The "pastoral ministries" dude's profile that was interrupted by a gunshot sound in #140. Also Mars Maggie from the same episode.

Isfahan reading that ridiculously badly-written breast inflation story from #88.

How to Perform a Courtesy Pee from #52 and How to Make Fears of Upstairs Better from #177.

Adam's British Dog accent from #182.
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on January 09, 2016, 01:42:59 am
"Maggot Faggot" from the dickbugs episode.

Wimjobs.

The angry gay kind of sex/fight story from the cockrub warriors episode.

Aaron Tank

The Bigfoot letter from the Joan Ocean Episode.

And one of Adonis' escapades, just to bring things full circle.
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Post by: Cyberventurer on January 09, 2016, 02:07:19 am
I think my absolute favorite moment was the reading of that old French story about a giant's son discussing the various items he used to wipe his ass until he fell in love with using a goose's neck.
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Post by: Digital Walnut on January 09, 2016, 02:18:50 am
I think all of our lives are better after learning how to increase sex power.

*eats a handful of chuknedr*
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on January 09, 2016, 02:56:02 am
Episodes that seem to morph into something else in the middle of the episode, a la audiophiles -> Patrick82, Dozerfleet insanity -> different Dozerfleet insanity, Mythbusters -> Conquistadogs, and even legaladvice -> dragondrawings
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Post by: memorylikeasieve on January 09, 2016, 03:25:45 am
Seconding the Bigfoot letter vote.  Also, BANANA FOREST.
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Post by: Lady Frenzy on January 09, 2016, 04:14:38 am
stuff
Sherman Tank, January 09, 2016, 01:29:49 am

I accidentally bulbed this post while scrolling down the page but they are all good suggestions.

Another classic reading: TITANIUM TEETH
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Post by: A Meat on January 09, 2016, 04:25:30 am
Can't it just be two hours of reading Wikihow titles?
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Post by: Shigan on January 09, 2016, 05:29:03 am
Bad poetry. My favorite bits are probably from ep #155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence, especially Lou's reading and everything from Space of Joyce dot tripod dot com.

Edit: This episode was pretty great in general, so here's some other highlights:

"Your down-ness is too high! Lower your down-ness!"
"First of all, no one is a 'gay' on earth." + all the other gay stuff
Fish and chips
"They arrive as light and are invisible to the mind... Help me."
Alien orgy bit
Guy is made into an expert sex-haver  after being probed
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Post by: Positronic on January 09, 2016, 07:25:55 am
Patrick82 will forever be one of my favorites--particularly everything he says in 'Question About Eggs'  and Boots' reading of the chat log.

Seconding everything said about the Hans Von Hozel/ShakespeareHemmingway episode. STOG's Garfield voice is perfect.

Aaand the "WHAT TIME IS IT IN AMERICA?" part of the eHelp episode always makes me laugh.
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Post by: Aljonso on January 09, 2016, 09:32:33 am
My Top Five (in no real order):

- MudkipLover's eternal tree wedgie marriage.
- Rhyming Jesus with Reese's Pieces.
- Mario and Yoshi voices on Kenny Rogers songs.
- BBoy360's go-away cards.
- "I am cum golem, but I also have long hair on men"
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on January 09, 2016, 10:02:21 am
Bboy360 is probably my favorite Fplus subject of all time. Using cheevos  (gamerscore) to pick up ladies in the club is the highlight of that episode. Also, Bunnybread's riff about the giant stoner in that episode is very solid.
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 09, 2016, 11:35:26 am
Giggling Portaxx: "It looks like poo poo!"

(http://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2004/2/16/0/sh1a13_chocolate_truffles.jpg)
Healslime, January 08, 2016, 08:42:37 pm

YES, absolutely!

Also, it's pretty recent, but I love Adam Bozarth's "dog brain" reading from the hypnosis episode.
Nikaer Drekin, January 08, 2016, 08:50:37 pm

That line always makes me giggle
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Post by: goombapolice on January 09, 2016, 11:37:35 am
The Loki Wives episode: "There's an ass in my wife's cock in the driveway!"

The evolution of the pronunciation of "magick" being hated to a defacto Fplus standard

The wimjobs weading

Snakes in the ballpit.

WorkJerk's dilemma

Frank West's reading from Fplus live that put him on a watchlist.

Stog's PARTY PARTY PARTY song

Whenever Portaxx gets mad about animal anatomy/people saying things wrong about animals
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Post by: Mu. on January 09, 2016, 11:38:02 am
"HOW CAN YOU BE DISCONNECTED FROM 3D WHEN YOUR 3D HAND IS JERKING YOUR 3D PENIS?"

The last reading on Episode 74 is one of my favourite sections, a whole bunch of good stuff there.

"Is that the 3D Police Department? Wait, we've totally been misinterpreting 3D Pigs this whole time."
"I'm just picturing like a Rodney King video with a bunch of cops beating up an anime pillow."

Also the parts in Episode 101 where the people trying to get the monkeys were being scammed and Back Alley Dave.
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Post by: Ambious on January 09, 2016, 12:11:27 pm
John Kitchin.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 09, 2016, 12:22:53 pm
"HOW CAN A VIEWER MASTURBATE TO AN ENDLESS BLOWJOB?!"
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 09, 2016, 01:13:19 pm
Maybe Boots reading the "infwation" poem, possibly including Lemon's comment, "My bownew is a mistake!"

Some BabyMimi fanfiction- maybe the one BunnyBread read about abortion?

Also, gotta have a certain someone COMPLETELY WRAPPED IN CLING FILM!!
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Post by: Ambious on January 09, 2016, 01:26:18 pm
I want a supercut of Lemon losing his shit over the subjects and telling them to go fuck themselves.
Also a supercut of cricket-inducing jokes.
Also a supercut of multiple choice topics.
Also what was that episode that peaked 4 minutes in and had the ridiculists started concluding the episode because they didn't think they could top that? That needs to be in there.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 09, 2016, 01:35:41 pm
I want a supercut of Lemon losing his shit over the subjects and telling them to go fuck themselves.
Ambious, January 09, 2016, 01:26:18 pm
"FUCK THE TOWN YOU GREW UP IN"
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Post by: Dawnswalker on January 09, 2016, 02:56:47 pm
If we get a section dedicated to Lemon meltdowns, you have to include Lemon's reading of that "Rainbow Dash's Daddy" fanfic from the pony episode.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 09, 2016, 03:26:36 pm
#4: Well-Known Food Place
#34: "'Surprise!' said Riker"...
#35: Portaxx and STOG pretending to be Lemon and John.
#36: The part with Michael Barrier.
#49: Anything, especially the first one where some teenager has thirty-pound breasts and eyes that are multiple different colored gemstones.
#58: Bunnybread as Paula Deen and/or Ribs For Nihilists.
#65: The Bigfoot letter.
#89: Fat Voice buys 18 mini-donuts at a Seattle fish market.
#95: The discussion about how Montrith should be cut off from the internet.
#104: STOG's old man voice.
#117: Jimmyfranks declaring that Cream really is a sexy rabbit.
#120: The bit where the Dozerfleet Founder gets fish guts all over the poor girl he was stalking and there's no context whatsoever because Lemon skipped over one fucking sentence.
#126: The stinger where Lemon disses Mariel Hemingway.
#173: Adam reading the djinn instructions where Lemon keeps questioning morality of it all.
#184: Victor reading the guy who put a watch up his ass and Lemon struggling to say anything coherent about it. "A watch inside you?! ... What?!"
#186: The love spell which ends with Nutshell Gulag joyfully screaming something like "DIE! DIE! KILL! KILL!"
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Post by: Digital Walnut on January 09, 2016, 03:47:37 pm
The WikiHow intervention for Boots was terrific.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 09, 2016, 04:16:36 pm
If there's going to be bits where the Ridiculists talk about stuff, I'd like to hear about what y'all's favorite kind of internet idiocy is. Like is it furries, depraved perverts, new age morons, or something else?
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Post by: Ambious on January 09, 2016, 04:30:38 pm
Obviously end the episode with the best segways to promote Ballpit, and perhaps a collection of people making fun of Lemon for promoting Flattr.
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Post by: montrith on January 09, 2016, 05:16:32 pm
As a blast from the past, the whole "Balloon juice" bit from the inflation episode.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 09, 2016, 09:42:03 pm
Also what was that episode that peaked 4 minutes in and had the ridiculists started concluding the episode because they didn't think they could top that? That needs to be in there.
Ambious, January 09, 2016, 01:26:18 pm

Which one was this?

Also, seconding Patrick82. My favourite is the first introduction, with vegan food for better sound.

Alternatively, the lady who likes to double up on the pyramid hats to watch chemtrails.
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Post by: Zekka on January 10, 2016, 11:26:41 am
My current favorite ep is 80. (Jonathan Lee Riches) But I don't know what the representative moment of ep 80 is.
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Post by: Caroline on January 11, 2016, 03:07:22 am
TAB TAB TAB TAB TAB

Jack Chick's original 'royalty' voice, way back in one of the early episodes (possibly the feeder one, but I can't remember exactly).

And anything involving Roy Orbison and clingfilm.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 11, 2016, 04:08:20 am
#160: The debut of F Plus Bingo, followed seconds later by Jimmyfranks getting a bingo from one tumblr quote.
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Post by: A Meat on January 11, 2016, 04:44:10 am
Lemon being flabbergasted over someone taking one and a half tabs of acid was pretty good
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Post by: Mu. on January 11, 2016, 05:16:37 am
Jack Chick's original 'royalty' voice, way back in one of the early episodes (possibly the feeder one, but I can't remember exactly).
Caroline, January 11, 2016, 03:07:22 am

Yeah, Jack Chick's 'Posh/British' voice is great. Which was the episode where the readers commented on the lack of Brits in the epsiode and Jack put the voice on, saying it was too common and asking Jeeves to bring him the garbage juice?

Edit: Think I'm misremembering #172 wrap-up here.
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 11, 2016, 08:49:32 am
Lemon being flabbergasted over someone taking one and a half tabs of acid was pretty good
A Meat, January 11, 2016, 04:44:10 am

On a similar note, everyone's magic mushrooms stories thinly veiled as hypotheticals.

And the reaction to "marijuana buckets."
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 12, 2016, 01:51:28 pm
Kumquat's Harry Potter WikiHow list from #176.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on January 12, 2016, 03:06:07 pm
Jack Chick's original 'royalty' voice, way back in one of the early episodes (possibly the feeder one, but I can't remember exactly).
Caroline, January 11, 2016, 03:07:22 am

I believe that was in the Transformers Radio Hour.
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on January 12, 2016, 03:36:39 pm
Lemon's Help! bit in the one TV Tropes episode.

Nutshell Gulag thinks Obama should get re-elect

Adam losing it in the Christian domestic discipline episode's intro.

Anything Supernatural.

Edit: Space made me angry!
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Post by: John Toast on January 12, 2016, 08:48:24 pm
Hocus Bogus is so good.. Portaxx's reading of "all the powers up and down gimme some food" is a big fave, as well as VIDEO GAME PAIN.

Also, Jack Chick slug. THANK YOU.

EDIT: How could I forget about the dream episode? AN ALBATROSS! AN ALBATROSS!
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 12, 2016, 08:58:54 pm
Football Captain U.N. is a favorite
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Post by: goombapolice on January 12, 2016, 10:22:26 pm
"Hey Nerd this is Football Congress"
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 12, 2016, 10:36:03 pm
"Hey Nerd this is Football Congress"
goombapolice, January 12, 2016, 10:22:26 pm
Yeah, that's the one!
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Post by: Cleretic on January 12, 2016, 10:47:17 pm
I'm going to go for Portaxx's responses to absurd levels of misogyny. Lady Con, the Gestalt Entity of Woman, and the mystery of the toilet all come to mind. I think most of these were from the MRA episode, but there's definitely more than just there.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 13, 2016, 03:06:55 am
Ze Microwave Roux.
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 13, 2016, 06:00:21 am
Gotta have a retrospective of Paula BunnyBread Deen, y'awl.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 13, 2016, 10:36:56 am
A supercut of all the best old intro bumpers
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 13, 2016, 10:45:58 am
Lemon's Werner Herzog impression: "He has an erection but he only knows suffering."

I wish I remembered what episode that was from.
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Post by: eldritchhat on January 13, 2016, 03:26:43 pm
Lemon's Werner Herzog impression: "He has an erection but he only knows suffering."

I wish I remembered what episode that was from.
Sherman Tank, January 13, 2016, 10:45:58 am
It was the 152nd episode, This Ain't Episode 152 XXX (https://thefpl.us/episode/152)

Anyway, I love this part from 155 (https://thefpl.us/episode/155):
"First of all, no one is a 'gay' on earth"
"But I saw one this morning!"
"You might've not been on earth then motherfucker"
GASP
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 13, 2016, 03:29:25 pm
A supercut of all the best old intro bumpers
AgentCoop, January 13, 2016, 10:36:56 am

Specifically, Boots losing it at the beginning of episode 102 at the film proposals.
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Post by: positive stress on January 13, 2016, 04:09:16 pm
Favorite moments:

Bunnybread Paula Deen
Body mods guy cutting his frenulum
Jimmyfranks reading that story about Loki while "Right Here Waiting" plays in the background
Loveshy "Planet Fict" dating service
The brony who says he's married to Twilight Sparkle
Lemon's horrible Rainbow Dash voice (I love you, daaaaaddy)
Squiddy struggling to get through the phrase "I had the pleasure of cracking a squat"
Everything about Patrick82
"God, I love the beach!"

But most of all, this one (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/12634414/the%20f%20plus/mihou.mp3)
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on January 13, 2016, 06:50:23 pm
"Beeter safe den spoooogey, I always say."
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Post by: KingKalamari on January 13, 2016, 07:32:23 pm
Hocus Bogus is so good.. Portaxx's reading of "all the powers up and down gimme some food" is a big fave, as well as VIDEO GAME PAIN.

Also, Jack Chick slug. THANK YOU.

EDIT: How could I forget about the dream episode? AN ALBATROSS! AN ALBATROSS!
John Toast, January 12, 2016, 08:48:24 pm

I believe the phrase you're thinking of is
A HAWK'S HEAD!!!!!!! A HAWK'S HEAD!!!!!!!
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Post by: goombapolice on January 13, 2016, 08:58:13 pm
I'm balls deep in a my pet monster!!!

The final intro was an excellent send off
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Post by: Neal on January 13, 2016, 09:31:34 pm
Can we remix the F Plus  Theme Song for #200?
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 13, 2016, 09:33:10 pm
Can we remix the F Plus  Theme Song for #200?
Neal, January 13, 2016, 09:31:34 pm
AaAAAaaaAAAaAAAahHHHhhh THE F PLUSSSSSS
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 14, 2016, 05:14:15 am
A supercut of every time they note the presence of a semicolon.
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Post by: A Meat on January 14, 2016, 05:32:14 am
I'm still waiting for the smiley pronunciation podcast
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on January 14, 2016, 05:46:46 am
Recording's soon so keep 'em coming, folks!
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Post by: Shigan on January 14, 2016, 06:40:26 am
This thing is going to be like six hours long.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 14, 2016, 09:08:36 am
Freaky Oboe Grandpa Jackson's Journey to the Year 2015 from the iDoser episode.
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Post by: LINDA on January 14, 2016, 11:43:37 am
Sneeze onomatopoeia pronunciation
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Post by: Liatai on January 14, 2016, 12:23:39 pm
Oh boy, here we go. In no particular order...

The whole of the JustRage episode. Portaxx's mock angry noises get me every time. Rrrgrrbrrbrrbrrr! Also HOO-RAH-FUCKIN'-YAY. And Acier banging his bourbon bottle on the counter for emphasis.
"Was the cock carousel worth it?"
The whole of the creepypasta episode. "I'm really good at typing with my nose!"
One of my friends who listens to the podcast with me absolutely loves Bunnybread's voice repertoire. He heard Bunnybread bouncing between voices in the 100th and has been asking me for more ever since. XP
The none-foot gaint and the supper killer.
Jack Chick losing it over "JUSTIN BUTTFUCK IS COMING TO MY SCHOOL! DZRZRTD ALL THE METALHEADS ARE GONNA KILL HIM."
Acier's love spell gone wrong. That whole episode really, since I can't forget THE KILLING SPELLLLLLLLL.
Patrick82 and the rest of the audiophiles. Patrick82 has become something of a meme in my group of friends as the archetypal creepy serial killer guy.
The readings of unrelated fanfiction snippets from "This Is What You Want? This Is What You Get!"
Connie Marshall, Queen of Tinfoil Hats. Also the running joke of Bunnybread's marriage to her.
Any time Portaxx comments on wanting to hug things like pterodactyls, since I usually feel the same way. XP
Any PUA/men's rights episode, since I consider those public safety announcements. You hear anything that reminds you of these guys, WALK AWAY ASAP.
Cheeeeeevoooooooos!
F Plus Sings. Just in general. I've occasionally found myself with bits from it stuck in my head. "Where the heck is that 'society's the blind teacher' song from? .... OH."
Any time a reader loses it laughing and either can't finish their sentence or comments on needing to mute their microphone through giggles.
"I've certainly never pissed in a Mountain Dew bottle. I don't think it's possible!" "I've never peed in a slurpee cup from a 7-11."
"These are all things that have presumably happened to someone other than us." -shroom experiences
Kumquatting.
The dirty talk Mad Lib from one of the F Plus Live shows.
Almost any time a reader goes "Yaaaaaaay!"
Jimmyfranks winning bingo in one sentence.
The hexadecimal joke race.
"And timing."
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 14, 2016, 01:09:16 pm
Sneeze onomatopoeia pronunciation
eudo, January 14, 2016, 11:43:37 am

Oh God yes.

Also, two things from the eHelp episode:
1) Rob the Parrot in general
2) "Who was phone?"
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Post by: Yavuz on January 14, 2016, 01:12:35 pm
"People who like to fuck plushies, should this guy fuck a plushy?" Basically the entire plushy episode. Bunnyboy, the Pokemon fucker (hi Portaxx!), and the British guy who got caught.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 14, 2016, 01:36:37 pm
#120: The story about the stupid British woman getting locked in her trash can and dumped somewhere. The one Lemon called Sid and Nancy erotic fan fiction.
#133: The ice chewing woman who stole giant bags full of ice from every floor of her office building and Boots saying "these are things that goblins do".

Oh, and Bleep Freak needs to make a cameo.
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 14, 2016, 01:40:08 pm
I forget just which episode it came from, but if you're looking back on favorite characters, can't forget BABY DRUG-PUSHER!

And Bboy360, but I think someone already mentioned him.

Also the kid Adam read in the School Survival episode that was "really into music and herbalism."
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 14, 2016, 01:42:29 pm
#120: The story about the stupid British woman getting locked in her trash can and dumped somewhere. The one Lemon called Sid and Nancy erotic fan fiction.
#133: The ice chewing woman who stole giant bags full of ice from every floor of her office building and Boots saying "these are things that goblins do".

Oh, and Bleep Freak needs to make a cameo.
Sherman Tank, January 14, 2016, 01:36:37 pm
Ditto to all three.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 14, 2016, 01:58:10 pm
I don't remember the episode, but the lady talking about wanting to be real quadruple amputee with real stainless steel hook prosthetics.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Digital Walnut on January 14, 2016, 02:02:07 pm
The snowballing of frustration over all the Mars One applicants trying offering their art/performance/design expertise for a space mission, culminating in Portaxx struggling to read through Maggie's profile.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Fanzay on January 14, 2016, 02:11:38 pm
It can't be repeated enough, Frank West's emoticon pronunciation podcast.

Hmmmmmh?
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Ambious on January 14, 2016, 03:27:25 pm
Ooh, also all the Ska bands!
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Zsa Zsa on January 14, 2016, 03:48:42 pm
Episode 53:
"This is a premise for a great sitcom: Jeff's dad changes the wrong sock into his son..."
"BLLLAARGHHH KILL MEEEEE!!! BALLLARRRGH!!!"
♫ One's a man piloted by a raving bacterial mind struck instantly insane by the yawning horror of awareness! ♫ One is a sock! ♫
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: CormansInferno on January 14, 2016, 03:58:19 pm
Michael Barrier
Hanz Van Hozel's "I'm A Lover Fighter Man", performed by Garfield
The Charter of Malatora
Portaxx's anguish during the Pokegirls episode
Manifesting tulpas
Any of the descriptions of people having insect crawl on their genitals, the only thing on this podcast that's made me dry heave with disgust
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 14, 2016, 04:03:28 pm
#193: Lemon getting so angry with the Tumblr Tots he threatens to refer to them by the gender they were born with.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 14, 2016, 04:03:44 pm
"Be careful Snake! That's Maggot Faggot!"
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 14, 2016, 04:05:14 pm
The Nazi "time travelers" from #199, which could probably be useful for a discussion of the absolute worst, most loathsome people featured on the podcast.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Mu. on January 14, 2016, 04:30:46 pm
"Lemon... have you ever wanted to fuck something that isn't real? I mean just literally be fucking something that isn't there and totally getting off on it and it's absence of presence."

The bored night-shift guy and his succubus is great too.

#110 is great.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Ambious on January 14, 2016, 05:03:01 pm
#193: Lemon getting so angry with the Tumblr Tots he threatens to refer to them by the gender they were born with.
Sherman Tank, January 14, 2016, 04:03:28 pm
The ensuing rage battles over that joke have still not subsided, I think.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Yavuz on January 14, 2016, 05:11:41 pm
I don't remember the episode, but the lady talking about wanting to be real quadruple amputee with real stainless steel hook prosthetics.
Vinny Possum, January 14, 2016, 01:58:10 pm

That was from Episode 100a, from Portaxx's segment. Both of those episodes are so fucking good, it's hard to pick my favorite part.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 14, 2016, 05:19:12 pm
#193: Lemon getting so angry with the Tumblr Tots he threatens to refer to them by the gender they were born with.
Sherman Tank, January 14, 2016, 04:03:28 pm
The ensuing rage battles over that joke have still not subsided, I think.
Ambious, January 14, 2016, 05:03:01 pm

Exactly why it should be used. It's a great springboard for a discussion about transgressive humor and its importance. And limits and crossing them (like what's been just too damned awful or offensive to use).

I mean, the podcast is pretty much founded on transgressive humor (reading terrible things with enthusiasm and laughing at them).
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: montrith on January 14, 2016, 08:14:39 pm
"CAN I INCREASE THE SIZE OF MY PANICK!?"
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 14, 2016, 09:25:48 pm
Adam reading the Pastafarian's legal question in episode #194
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Shigan on January 15, 2016, 12:15:43 am
All the fat jokes from the fat acceptance episode.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: EYE OF ZA on January 15, 2016, 01:29:46 am
Favorite misspellings.  Panic/penus/penies obviously, but also stuff like bother wife, comp-tu-er, speels of magic, etc
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 15, 2016, 08:19:06 am
I don't know how many are still around after the comment update, but anytime an f plus subject comes over to comment on their episode, or an F-Plus listener says "oh haha, this is cool, I have this fetish"
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Yavuz on January 15, 2016, 09:51:09 am
I don't know how many are still around after the comment update, but anytime an f plus subject comes over to comment on their episode, or an F-Plus listener says "oh haha, this is cool, I have this fetish"
AgentCoop, January 15, 2016, 08:19:06 am

This definitely happened with the Monster Girl Quest Wiki episode. There's more than a hundred comments on that page, and a lot of them are Monster Girl Quest fans who are trying to defend the games.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: LINDA on January 15, 2016, 10:07:57 am
Fplus Has Weird Orgasms
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: goombapolice on January 15, 2016, 01:16:32 pm
John hiding his farts by screaming.

I've seeen uh, I'VE SEEN AGE OF ULTRON-AGE OF ULTRON RECENTLY
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 15, 2016, 01:37:27 pm
The cat person/dog person bit from the Supernatural episode that got turned into this video (http://www.ashido.com/temp/catdog.swf).
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: LINDA on January 15, 2016, 01:52:56 pm
John hiding his farts by screaming.

I've seeen uh, I'VE SEEN AGE OF ULTRON-AGE OF ULTRON RECENTLY
goombapolice, January 15, 2016, 01:16:32 pm

Just thinking about this has made my day a lot better
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 15, 2016, 01:54:38 pm
John hiding his farts by screaming.

I've seeen uh, I'VE SEEN AGE OF ULTRON-AGE OF ULTRON RECENTLY
goombapolice, January 15, 2016, 01:16:32 pm

So much in that episode is gold- maybe I'm biased since I made the accompanying video, but I'm also a big fan of TURN UP FOR FART!!

Also Adam's sexting one. And Portaxx reading the incomprehensible one about going upstairs?
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on January 15, 2016, 04:08:52 pm
I don't know how many are still around after the comment update, but anytime an f plus subject comes over to comment on their episode, or an F-Plus listener says "oh haha, this is cool, I have this fetish"
AgentCoop, January 15, 2016, 08:19:06 am

Multiples trying to sic their headmates on us via blog posts for just being mentioned in the description of the multiples episode was pretty much my favorite reactionary freakout.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 15, 2016, 04:21:34 pm
"Sex will be had, like it or not, and a fifty food great white shark will eat bloody flesh, but in the end "love" wins"

So yeah. Juggernaut lonely.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 15, 2016, 06:43:13 pm
I don't know how many are still around after the comment update, but anytime an f plus subject comes over to comment on their episode, or an F-Plus listener says "oh haha, this is cool, I have this fetish"
AgentCoop, January 15, 2016, 08:19:06 am

Multiples trying to sic their headmates on us via blog posts for just being mentioned in the description of the multiples episode was pretty much my favorite reactionary freakout.
portaxx, January 15, 2016, 04:08:52 pm

Any surviving examples? Most of the tumblrs from that time have been scrubbed off the internet (RIP Spectrum-X's insanity, although there's mirrors on other sites).
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: DetectiveSlowpoke on January 17, 2016, 08:35:13 pm
I seemed to post just too late but I was gonna say you should read some select comments off the more "controversial" episodes.  Thst could be a mini episode in itself.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Old_Zircon on January 18, 2016, 11:38:47 am
Portaxx crying about Ledyba in #57,
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 08, 2016, 08:48:01 pm

Pretty much any time Pokemon or Maslow come up.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Glitterbomber on January 18, 2016, 11:55:40 am
Yea any of Portaxx's reactions from the pokegirls really, because I too am a huge pokemon dork so I had similar reactions.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: goombapolice on January 20, 2016, 04:40:49 pm
Bozarth's Huell Howser voice
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Lady Frenzy on January 21, 2016, 11:03:52 am
My new favorite bit is the episode #200b montage of all the best bits.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Cyberventurer on January 21, 2016, 01:55:37 pm
I don't know how many are still around after the comment update, but anytime an f plus subject comes over to comment on their episode, or an F-Plus listener says "oh haha, this is cool, I have this fetish"
AgentCoop, January 15, 2016, 08:19:06 am

Multiples trying to sic their headmates on us via blog posts for just being mentioned in the description of the multiples episode was pretty much my favorite reactionary freakout.
portaxx, January 15, 2016, 04:08:52 pm

Any surviving examples? Most of the tumblrs from that time have been scrubbed off the internet (RIP Spectrum-X's insanity, although there's mirrors on other sites).
Sherman Tank, January 15, 2016, 06:43:13 pm

I'm sure the quotes are gone, but I remember one of them writing about how he wishes the readers (or just Lemon?) would get hit by a truck and develop a multiple system from the trauma so they would understand what it's like.  And then they backpedaled by saying one of their alternate personalities really liked the episode until Isfahan(?) shot them down.

The Malatora episode was another one, although that one was just sad because the guy who showed up wasn't quite right in the head and couldn't really grasp why it was all just a nerdy power fantasy.  I think some comments had to be purged from that one to discourage people from trolling the guy, and because he came back several times to post videos of how much he looked forward to being a dragon.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on January 22, 2016, 06:51:24 am
I don't know how many are still around after the comment update, but anytime an f plus subject comes over to comment on their episode, or an F-Plus listener says "oh haha, this is cool, I have this fetish"
AgentCoop, January 15, 2016, 08:19:06 am

Multiples trying to sic their headmates on us via blog posts for just being mentioned in the description of the multiples episode was pretty much my favorite reactionary freakout.
portaxx, January 15, 2016, 04:08:52 pm

Any surviving examples? Most of the tumblrs from that time have been scrubbed off the internet (RIP Spectrum-X's insanity, although there's mirrors on other sites).
Sherman Tank, January 15, 2016, 06:43:13 pm

I'm sure the quotes are gone, but I remember one of them writing about how he wishes the readers (or just Lemon?) would get hit by a truck and develop a multiple system from the trauma so they would understand what it's like.  And then they backpedaled by saying one of their alternate personalities really liked the episode until Isfahan(?) shot them down.Cyberventurer, January 21, 2016, 01:55:37 pm

If I rightly recall, it was a kid who had, among others, Karkat (a Homestuck troll) in their head... y'know, for realsies. They were never mentioned or read in the episode proper, but their blog was displayed as "additional fun," back when we used to show off content we never tackled in a recording. The goofnut then proceeded to make a million posts on their own blog about how they totally didn't care... no no no wait, they DID care a lot... no wait THEY ONLY CARED BECAUSE WE MADE FUN OF THEIR FRIENDS... no uhh never mind they actually didn't care at all. So on and so forth, they would alternate between "I'm furious and I will destroy you all!", "lol idc" and "ok I'm seriously sobbing in the corner and my life is so miserable and now this happens fuck fuck FUCK". The way they kept going on about their inner turmoil reeked of Teen Angst rather than Actual Problems, honestly, and I'm pretty certain they even used the line "you're lucky these Homestuck characters are here to hold me back or else I'd fucking kill you!!!"

... so anyway, kiddo there decided to then challenge us to a duel of some kind. I'm still not sure what their exact plan was, since they told us to "come here!" As in, they wanted us to visit their blog and I guess argue with them there? What, did they want us to send them mocking asks or something? I have no idea. This is another reason why they came off more as another angsty teen. Remember, they were never mentioned in the actual episode, but they were outraged at being mentioned in the description. They swore they just wanted to be left alone, and yet simultaneously kept trying to taunt us into genuinely harassing them. My best guess is that's what they truly wanted. They wanted us to stop by so they could point to it and say "see, I AM in need of cuddles and praise because I'm so very very very bullied!" Nobody showed up for their grade school slapfight in the sandbox, and they only got more agitated. Naturally, they "left the internet forever," only to return a few weeks later, because reposting stupid fandom bullcrap is a hell of a drug.

Oh, I should also mention that that weirdo's meltdown took place entirely on their own blog. They never showed up here even once.

Meanwhile, a different kid popped up in the comments to state their dissatisfaction with the episode. I made a stupid joke about how if they really DID have different headmates, each with their own unique set of likes and dislikes, then wouldn't it stand to reason that some of those headmates might actually enjoy the podcast? Because man that would suck if you had to placate them by playing more episodes for them. A little while later... purely by coincidence I'm sure... one of their "headmates" praised the episode and said we were really funny. That kid acted as if they were going to stick around and listen to more, but I think it was in fact Isfahan who told them "hey you can hang out, but don't expect us to bow to this imaginary friend business." They disappeared some time later, and their blog started to get a bit wishy-washy re: the "I have people living in my brain!" issue. I believe their blog vanished shortly thereafter.

Hey, kid, if you're out there and you've wised up, don't sweat it, ok? Kids do dumb things. We all did when we were your age too. No hard feelings, and I hope you kept listening to our stupid little show.
Title: A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 24, 2016, 09:11:37 am
What was the thing that caused Lemon to comment about something being hijacked by German perverts?