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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1447332 times)

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*googles something  i need to read in depth, perfect for a website, impossible to follow on youtube*

google and youtube: "hey buddy whatch these fifty videos on *thing* by noted youtuber _eathitlersass_
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okay if you don't like my videos you don't have to subscribe but this is just petty
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Little Seizures
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Drivers that don't use their indicators when driving through roundabouts are twats and need a good slap

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Craving a fight between people who say 'intent: it's not fucking magic' and people who believe magic is entirely composed of intention
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I'm rapidly approaching the point where when telling people i like x music and them asking me "oh like what?" and saying i don't know any of their names, it's no longer me embarrassed about my music preferences and is mostly me intentionally frustrating people who are way too into x music.

Okay. Now repeat that in the mirror for a few minutes each night and it'll be true! You're a genius, Shell!!!

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‘Facesitting’ will be recognised as the funny sex act in 2020

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I'm rapidly approaching the point where when telling people i like x music and them asking me "oh like what?" and saying i don't know any of their names, it's no longer me embarrassed about my music preferences and is mostly me intentionally frustrating people who are way too into x music.

Okay. Now repeat that in the mirror for a few minutes each night and it'll be true! You're a genius, Shell!!!
Shell Game, August 21, 2019, 02:21:48 am
I mean, there's Dan, and there's Dan and there's Marty on the drums and there's John and also John
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No, child left behind!
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Skatland.

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I was a voice actor in death stranding. I played the role of Dick Suckman.
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I wonder if everyone else gets as anxious as I do when they get a call from an unknown number.

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I wonder if everyone else gets as anxious as I do when they get a call from an unknown number.
GenesisAlwaysSucked, August 22, 2019, 03:34:42 am
don't know about everybody else, but a phone ringing used to trigger my fight or flight mechanism in the same way an air raid siren does

now I just never answer the phone unless it's a number I know or I know I'm waiting for a call
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Chicken milk.
Eugh.