Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: EYE OF ZA on December 31, 2015, 07:40:32 pm
We are from the future and the future is dumb
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Yavuz on December 31, 2015, 07:43:59 pm
Got it in right under the wire! And the Bicentennial Episode (not to be confused with Bicentennial Man, starring Robot Williams) is almost upon us.
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Sherman Tank on December 31, 2015, 11:49:10 pm
I learned its possible to make an entire episode about time travel with no Doctor Who jokes. Also for once I'm glad I'm not a Ridiculist, because if I'd been in the recording session my response, as a military historian, to the whole Nazi timeline part would have been an unusable rant.
Time traveling Nazis. I hate time traveling Nazis.
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Cheapskate on January 01, 2016, 02:10:44 am
I wanted to see if I could post about being a Finnish game (not a German one) before Montrith did.
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: A Meat on January 01, 2016, 06:49:47 am
Huh, I always thought Dvorak keyboards were pronounced the same way as the composer (with a ř). Apparently that isn't the case, and it's like Boots pronounced it.
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Post by: montrith on January 01, 2016, 07:53:14 am
I wanted to see if I could post about being a Finnish game (not a German one) before Montrith did. Cheapskate, January 01, 2016, 02:10:44 am
You've got an advantage, since I'm saving this episode for Monday when I have to get back to work.
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Ambious on January 01, 2016, 03:16:44 pm
I learned its possible to make an entire episode about time travel with no Doctor Who jokes. Also for once I'm glad I'm not a Ridiculist, because if I'd been in the recording session my response, as a military historian, to the whole Nazi timeline part would have been an unusable rant.
You should really watch "Iron Sky". And definitely Iron Sky 2:
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Dawnswalker on January 01, 2016, 04:04:58 pm
I was much happier with this episode when I thought it was just going to be kids playing pretend. "Oh, I'm totally from 2046 and we have flying cars and also computers are super great now you guys"
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 01, 2016, 04:36:49 pm
I learned its possible to make an entire episode about time travel with no Doctor Who jokes. Also for once I'm glad I'm not a Ridiculist, because if I'd been in the recording session my response, as a military historian, to the whole Nazi timeline part would have been an unusable rant.
I think what bothers me the most is there is a user named Einstein and this dude apparently doesn't know anything about the real Einstein. Way to insult an icon. See stuff like this is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.
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Post by: Adam Bozarth on January 01, 2016, 09:56:16 pm
When these idiots started commiserating about how great it is to be able to talk "freely" I was also glad that reality has been so openly hostile to their bigotry that the only place they can express it is on a board of maniacs and liars.
Then I remembered Reddit still exists.
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: vegaswench on January 01, 2016, 10:52:55 pm
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Cleretic on January 01, 2016, 11:38:56 pm
You know, I used to say as a joke that it's not that there are way too many alternate universe fictions where the Nazis won World War 2, it's that we're the one alternate universe fiction where the nazis lost World War 2.
I didn't expect to hear someone actually approaching that theory legitimately.
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Post by: McMillan and Waifu on January 02, 2016, 01:25:06 am
I'm with Isfahan, I thought they were going to at least be politely supportive of each others' mutual delusions. Then it turns out they so goddamn serious about time-travel. Did everyone assume this John Titor guy (or someone else?) was the real deal? Were they waiting for the appointed time travel Messiah? If so, how would they know it was Him?
Then it turned out they were all pro-Nazi and I was like "ehhhhh fuck these assholes", so problem solved.
In conclusion, The F Plus: Schizophrenia is a Powerful Thing
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 02, 2016, 11:41:20 am
The thing is I feel like none of these people have actually read a history book? I feel like being this ignorant is a talent. You have to try to not educate yourself to reach this level
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 02, 2016, 12:36:38 pm
The thing is I feel like none of these people have actually read a history book? I feel like being this ignorant is a talent. You have to try to not educate yourself to reach this level Kaleidoscope Eyes, January 02, 2016, 11:41:20 am
I know what you mean. This is weapons-grade ignorance. It'd almost be more comforting if they were unabashed Neo-Nazis because at least then the crap they said would be more... comprehensible I guess? I mean, like, they're fucking Nazis so of course they think Hitler was great and the Holocaust was a good thing.
These people are just weird.
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 02, 2016, 01:19:37 pm
The thing is I feel like none of these people have actually read a history book? I feel like being this ignorant is a talent. You have to try to not educate yourself to reach this level Kaleidoscope Eyes, January 02, 2016, 11:41:20 am
I know what you mean. This is weapons-grade ignorance. It'd almost be more comforting if they were unabashed Neo-Nazis because at least then the crap they said would be more... comprehensible I guess? I mean, like, they're fucking Nazis so of course they think Hitler was great and the Holocaust was a good thing.
Like when people say 'Hitler wasn't a bad guy' I feel like they don't realize how Hitler didn't just screw over Jewish people. He screwed over anybody he felt like. He also really screwed up Germany because to this day, they're still making up for WWII.
Again, read any history. I know some people don't like reading but just read one!
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 02, 2016, 01:34:05 pm
"I was born in a small town on long island"
No, you were born in a car dealership or a 7-11, those are technically hospitals in Nassau
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 02, 2016, 02:09:19 pm
Also, would a blues magician be called Muddy Water Elemental?
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Yavuz on January 02, 2016, 05:56:41 pm
Was this episode recorded before Bill Cosby got indicted? Or… is Lemon a time-traveler?!?!
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on January 02, 2016, 10:28:33 pm
Is this the first episode with neo-Nazis? When is the Nazi fetish episode happening? Iirc, there's a subreddit for it.
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Yavuz on January 03, 2016, 01:11:54 am
Is this the first episode with neo-Nazis? When is the Nazi fetish episode happening? Iirc, there's a subreddit for it. Really_Quite_Nice, January 02, 2016, 10:28:33 pm
I'm not sure if the guy from the waifu episode who was going on about how his waifu was a perfect combination of German and Japanese qualities counts for these purposes, but that happened.
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: chai tea latte on January 03, 2016, 02:41:36 am
Is this the first episode with neo-Nazis? When is the Nazi fetish episode happening? Iirc, there's a subreddit for it. Really_Quite_Nice, January 02, 2016, 10:28:33 pm
You want more Nazis getting more air time?
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on January 03, 2016, 05:27:04 pm
I'm not sure if the guy from the waifu episode who was going on about how his waifu was a perfect combination of German and Japanese qualities counts for these purposes, but that happened.
I'd forgotten about him! Looks like The F Plus has a brush with neo-Nazis once every 100 episodes.
You want more Nazis getting more air time?
I like it when the Ridiculists burninate the wicked.
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Knitting Machine on January 05, 2016, 09:44:03 am
Everything past season 10 of the Simpsons sucks, sorry Lemon.
Source: my sister loves "new" Simpsons and plays it on her TV all of the time.
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Gyro on January 05, 2016, 11:22:38 am
The New Age Bullshit Generator that Lemon mentioned in this episode is http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/
I was actually tempted to link it on here a few days ago but I thought it wasn't funny enough. [freakout]
E: Never-ending procedurally generated woo. It's like The Binding of What The Bleep Do We Know
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 05, 2016, 04:03:09 pm
Is this the first episode with neo-Nazis? When is the Nazi fetish episode happening? Iirc, there's a subreddit for it. Really_Quite_Nice, January 02, 2016, 10:28:33 pm
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 05, 2016, 04:07:30 pm
Is this the first episode with neo-Nazis? When is the Nazi fetish episode happening? Iirc, there's a subreddit for it. Really_Quite_Nice, January 02, 2016, 10:28:33 pm
The Nuremberg Trials, far too many escaped prosecution
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Dirk Dammit on January 06, 2016, 12:17:15 am
"fuckin Jews" -Einstein
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: goombapolice on January 06, 2016, 10:34:28 am
And that man was... a terrible racist
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: montrith on January 19, 2016, 12:37:06 am
In the spirit of "iPhone Nein", I'm just gonna go and call this episodes version of Einstein the Neinstein.
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Guts Going Nutz on February 29, 2016, 07:09:32 am
"I'm just saying, six million seems a little high to be realistic."
-Time traveling Albert Einstein
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Gyro on February 29, 2016, 12:09:20 pm
Re-listening to this, I heard "This guy's Yelp review is really scathing" and I just had a mental image of Montirith sitting at her computer somewhere going "Yes, Yelp reviews! Of course! [freakout]"
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: spunkzilla69 on May 26, 2016, 03:58:31 am
I just listened to this episode again and I'm really curious what "Mickey Mouse was just another soul brother with large ears" means. Does anyone know what that guy was talking about?
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Aljonso on May 26, 2016, 08:30:10 am
I just listened to this episode again and I'm really curious what "Mickey Mouse was just another soul brother with large ears" means. Does anyone know what that guy was talking about? spunkzilla69, May 26, 2016, 03:58:31 am
I'm fairly certain it's supposed to be how Mickey looks friendly and hospitable, but is really just the face of a soulless corporation.
Title: Episode 199: Episode 799
Post by: Lost Season on July 25, 2017, 06:04:49 am
I found another one of these time travel forums (forum.curiouscosmos.com (http://forum.curiouscosmos.com)) and I'm really amazed at how similar it is to paranormalis. Lets take this thread (https://forum.curiouscosmos.com/t/my-name-is-kyline/13756) as an example. You've got people posting crazy fantasies:
My name is Kyline. I’m a history professor from the year 2713, at a university which is in 2016 called Yale University. My specialty is in the history of the early 21st century, from 2000 to 2030. I’ve visited multiple time periods in my life time, most often 2006, 2012, 2021, 2003, 2016, and 2025. I can’t tell why I’m here, but I will say that every time I come to any of the time periods I’ve listed, I’m shocked at the amount of sexual degradation of females. By the way, that will take about 100 years to finally (mostly) get over. Gender roles are completely different in 2713 than today, in fact mostly opposite. I’m also shocked at the prematurity of 21st century education. In about 400 years, classes will all be in universities and each one only will last about three weeks. Anyway, I just came to tell you that most of the “time travelers” here are fake, because an actual time travel mechanism was not invented until 2591, and not fully developed until 2636.
Common question: How do you speak 2016 English? Well, I do study this time period as a career, and have been here several times, so I have fully adapted to your English.
Also, watch out, because the next U.S. President is going to be a huge instigator of the 2062 economic depression, and the President in that year was even worse than the 2017 President. I hope you voters are happy.Kyline_hillon
People trying to make it all about them:
can you help me to send a post to 2014 or early of me? Just for my health.blueyu
Can u go back to 2062 and see what I'm doing? And how my future is looking like?WilliamsRevenge
And just absolute nutters:
2. Sexual degredation of females? If I have my way (and I will), childbirth will be taken away from women entirely.AnotherWorldyDevice
Hi Kyline
I just have one question. Will all the members of the Democratic party be hunted down and exterminated after the election results this year?Einstein
...wait, that last poster... It can't- it couldn't be, could it (https://forum.curiouscosmos.com/t/hi-there-im-diego-from-tec-website/13797/4)?
Hi Diego
Remember me?
I passed on the old TEC files to Num7 over at Paranormalis.Einstein
I couldn't find anything on this forum where he defends nazis, but lets see what else (https://forum.curiouscosmos.com/t/the-government-is-monitoring-everything-you-say-online-and-the-phone/12658/29) he's been up to:
I kind of look at it as our government has been taken over and is now run by terrorists. And since war has been declared on terrorists, it is perfectly legal to kill terrorists.Einstein
Ah yeah, that's good shit. Need some more (https://forum.curiouscosmos.com/t/cancer-treatments/12827)?
This was an interesting topic I researched last year. It is definitely a disease you do not want to get. If you do get diagnosed with cancer here in the United States, seriously consider abandoning all treatment options provided by the medical community.
There is a very simple cure that is known to work. Just stop your food intake of all carbohydrates. Cancer cells because of their mutation can only use carbohydrates for energy. But healthy cells can use carbohydrates, proteins and fat for energy. This treatment has been known about for more than 40 years. I think it is surprising that it is not general knowledge.
There is the alkaline diet that many claim has reversed a variety of ailments including cancer. And there currently is a smear campaign going on to steer you way from using this diet. I can understand why. The junk food industry would go out of business if everyone went on this diet. You did know junk food was bad for you, didn't you? So what is so special about this diet? It turns out that healthy people have a blood PH of 7.1 to 7.3 which is slightly alkaline. People that habitually consume junk food will have a blood PH in the low 6.0 range. It is known that cancer patients will have an even lower PH in the 5.0 range. So what is your blood PH? Turns out you can find out with a cheap PH tester. Make two full mouthfuls of spit and either swallow or spit it out. Make another mouthful and spit it in a shot glass. This method exhausts your saliva glands of any residual acidic bias. What you spit in the shot glass will be a very accurate level of what your blood PH actually is. Measure the PH. You might be surprised at what you see. The average American is 6.5 PH. That's what mine was 4 years ago. And I had the beginning signs of arthritis in my thumb joints back then along with symptoms in my left hip and neck joints too. I made the switch. The arthritis symptoms went away. I haven't even had a cold in the last 4 years. So my rule is, if it comes in a box, bag, or a wrapper, don't eat it. Personally, I think prevention is the best way to go.
There is a new pill in clinical trials that is showing very promising results for treating cancer. DCA is what it is being called.
Potential cancer drug DCA tested in early trials - Cancer Research UK - Science blog
I would suggest stocking up on this drug before it is outlawed. As it most assuredly will be, here in the United States.
The Rife Beam Ray machines back in the 1930's were successfully used to treat and cure cancer. The FDA and AMA successfully suppressed and outlawed it.
There have been several herbal treatments developed that also cured cancer. All debunked here in the United States. I find the Essiac cure to be amongst them.
Essiac: Nature's Cure for Cancer | Cancer Tutor
There are many more. But you wont get any of the benefits from any that work here in the United States. It is like the AMA and FDA want you to suffer horribly and die if you get cancer.Einstein
Of course! Carbs cause cancer! Bless you, brilliant time-traveler!