Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on January 06, 2018, 11:12:19 am
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Lemon on January 06, 2018, 11:12:19 am
(http://wiki.furoticon.com/images/1/19/Aoac.jpg)
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 06, 2018, 11:21:43 am
This episode has menace
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: EYE OF ZA on January 06, 2018, 01:09:27 pm
This is as bad as trying to listen to my friends who play Magic, except with more weird sex shit than usual. Thanks F Plus! [freakout]
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on January 06, 2018, 01:37:18 pm
Can we get a link to the pics of people playing this? I'm still not convinced this is real.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 06, 2018, 02:37:11 pm
Fucking hell.
Anyway, Tags: The Gathering: "nerds", "fetishes", "how in the hell did you get that fetish?", "oh you must be a killer", "useless tiny detail fetish"
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Cheapskate on January 06, 2018, 02:47:41 pm
I was wondering about the Furoticon World Championships, which is probably called a Furnament. Isn’t it medically inadvisable to play the game for more than four hours?
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Mique on January 06, 2018, 02:51:09 pm
Tag: Masturbating made Difficult
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Cheapskate on January 06, 2018, 02:57:15 pm
Use March of the Machines (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=220529) and Dance of Many (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=201253) to create token versions of Chaos Orb. (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=chaos+orb) Then declare your own jizz to be the token. So long as your jizz makes at least one full rotation during its descent to the table, you destroy any cards in play that you’ve just jizzed upon.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: chai tea latte on January 06, 2018, 03:23:23 pm
Use March of the Machines (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=220529) and Dance of Many (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=201253) to create token versions of Chaos Orb. (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=chaos+orb) Then declare your own jizz to be the token. So long as your jizz makes at least one full rotation during its descent to the table, you destroy any cards in play that you’ve just jizzed upon. Cheapskate, January 06, 2018, 02:57:15 pm
Ashnod's coupon for my own cum
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Down10 on January 06, 2018, 03:27:01 pm
More Tags: Explicit Content, The Perpetually Lonely, Pornography, Fantasy, Dog Dicks, Gross
I'm looking at cards on the Furoticon site, and they are filthier than I expected. But ones that aren't grossly pornographic are… kinda cute? I'm thinking a Furry-themed MTG game could have maybe been an okay idea if it wasn't exclusively about hardcore sex.
BTW, there are two nights of Furoticon tournaments next weekend! (https://furtherconfusion2018.sched.com/event/DGSw/furoticon-how-to-play-and-tournaments-18) See ya there!
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 06, 2018, 04:11:22 pm
what if magic the gathering had 4 different attack stats and one guy jacked off to it
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Glitterbomber on January 06, 2018, 05:24:00 pm
I know when I play magic I think 'this game needs more stats and keywords that shift gameplay dynamics that only are present in select cards'. Like, furry jerking aside, this is just a bad idea as a game.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 07, 2018, 04:27:39 am
I'm not actually going to bother roleplaying but let me tell you about my Manic Pixie Dream Squirrel.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 07, 2018, 09:49:19 am
Can we get a link to the pics of people playing this? I'm still not convinced this is real.Silent Liver Disease, January 06, 2018, 01:37:18 pm
MageTorment (Front) is in the process of dominating Seppel with Evil Anon (https://furoticon.com/viewcard.php?c=125) and Blayze (https://furoticon.com/viewcard.php?c=116), while PocketFox plays in the background.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Lemon on January 07, 2018, 12:00:34 pm
There's so many delightful things on that page.
This was an awesome combo I saw. Idara was swinging. Jem put out. Jem was at 7 SP and hadn't orgasmed once yet. The player who was swinging played Vanilla Playtime on Jem, followed by Open Wide. This caused Jem to lose her Multi-Orgasmic skill, then orgasm, making her not come back into play!
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Glitterbomber on January 07, 2018, 12:17:48 pm
Seppel manning the booth. You may notice that the Furoticon logo had to be blacked out on the tablecloth. Anthrocon does not like the word "erotic" or derivatives of the word to be displayed on tables, so we had to hide it from view. The programming director of Further Confusion came up to my table and said that I wouldn't have to cover up the name if I came to Further Confusion. :)
"HEY COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THIS ALL AGES (I think) CON TOLD YOU YOU COULD HAVE A BOOTH FOR A FUCK GAME AS LONG AS YOU DIDN'T CALL IT EROTIC. IF YOU'RE TIRED OF THAT TYRANNY I HAVE THE PLACE FOR YOU"
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 07, 2018, 12:18:36 pm
There's so many delightful things on that page.
This was an awesome combo I saw. Idara was swinging. Jem put out. Jem was at 7 SP and hadn't orgasmed once yet. The player who was swinging played Vanilla Playtime on Jem, followed by Open Wide. This caused Jem to lose her Multi-Orgasmic skill, then orgasm, making her not come back into play!
This reads like a partially-deciphered secret message.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 07, 2018, 12:35:51 pm
Furre (pronounced "fur", or less commonly, "furry") is the name given to an inhabitant of Furcadia, or their respective avatars. Its spelling imitates Middle English or Elizabethan spellings of various words, as the creators of Furcadia were attempting to design an Old-World theme into the game.Quote from
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: nudna on January 07, 2018, 01:40:15 pm
Furre (pronounced "fur", or less commonly, "furry") is the name given to an inhabitant of Furcadia, or their respective avatars. Its spelling imitates Middle English or Elizabethan spellings of various words, as the creators of Furcadia were attempting to design an Old-World theme into the game.Quote from
For the record, that's the image that both Lemon and I posted to the discord chat simultaneously during the recording. Boots Raingear, January 07, 2018, 03:21:19 pm
God I can just smell that room and it hurts.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Adam Bozarth on January 07, 2018, 03:54:03 pm
Furre (pronounced "fur", or less commonly, "furry") is the name given to an inhabitant of Furcadia, or their respective avatars. Its spelling imitates Middle English or Elizabethan spellings of various words, as the creators of Furcadia were attempting to design an Old-World theme into the game.Quote from
If you're having a bad day go google Elizabethan era clothing and then imagine all the furries in those cards wearing /that/. nudna, January 07, 2018, 01:40:15 pm
If there is one thing that furries hate, it's dressing up in cumbersome and restrictive costume.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Down10 on January 07, 2018, 04:02:09 pm
Furre (pronounced "fur", or less commonly, "furry") is the name given to an inhabitant of Furcadia, or their respective avatars. Its spelling imitates Middle English or Elizabethan spellings of various words, as the creators of Furcadia were attempting to design an Old-World theme into the game.Quote from
Would you believe Furcadia (https://www.furcadia.com/) is still online? Over 20 years now. For perspective, it came out the same year as the first Tomb Raider game and the first Diablo game. And it's still going.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 07, 2018, 04:52:05 pm
I mean, if I was gonna guess that any game was still going strong after 20 years, something involving furries would be close to the top of my list.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 08, 2018, 02:51:31 pm
Would you believe Furcadia (https://www.furcadia.com/) is still online? Over 20 years now. For perspective, it came out the same year as the first Tomb Raider game and the first Diablo game. And it's still going.Down10, January 07, 2018, 04:02:09 pm
For more meaningful perspective, it came out the same year as "No Diggity".
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Down10 on January 08, 2018, 09:15:23 pm
Would you believe Furcadia (https://www.furcadia.com/) is still online? Over 20 years now. For perspective, it came out the same year as the first Tomb Raider game and the first Diablo game. And it's still going.Down10, January 07, 2018, 04:02:09 pm
For more meaningful perspective, it came out the same year as "No Diggity".Sham bam bamina!, January 08, 2018, 02:51:31 pm
I was going to mention the same year as Independence Day, but that film is timeless (as is "No Diggity").
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Down10 on January 10, 2018, 01:59:52 pm
Listening to that section about the kinky club in this game made me think, "Huh. A furry sex club, but it's also kind of a sleazy dive bar. Why does that sound oddly familiar?" and then I realized they were really just describing the club from the video for "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace (https://youtu.be/UbQgXeY_zi4):
(NSFW for partial nudity, violence, insanely catchy electro-swing music)
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Wrought on January 10, 2018, 03:26:46 pm
Looks like the defense force is strong in the comments sections on this one. Same as what happened on the Monster Girls Wiki episode. Speak of the devil, I guess.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Mix on January 16, 2018, 05:49:09 pm
There's a Furoticon Ebooks Twitter account, apparently. (https://twitter.com/FuroticonEbooks)
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Wrought on February 11, 2018, 07:19:53 am
Actually, this episode made me think about something that's probably heightened to its logical extreme here, which is the fact that sex games are WAAAAYYY too tedious for normal people to ever jack off to. I played huniepop a while back for shits and giggles. For those of you not in the know, it's kind of an intersection between a dating simulator game and Bejewelled. If you go on enough successful "dates" with the girls by completing their bejewelled levels and giving them the right presents and stuff, you get a sexy picture of the character you just finished the level with.
The pictures in and of themselves are fine but the context totally destroys any erotic worth they would have had. Nothing gets me less hot than puzzle games where I have a limited number of turns and I have to try not to accidentally lose a bunch of points and lose the match. There's seriously a part which is the climax of every girl's "route" where you have sex with them by playing the Bejewelled puzzle as fast as you can to keep gaining points to pleasure them. Funnily enough, this is the only part you can't lose on and it's actually pretty difficult. You have to keep getting points at a steady pace or else you'll lose progress and it can go back to the bottom so you have to start all over again. Again, this is meant to be sexy.
I never understood why people try to make sex games with complex, in depth gameplay. Some things just don't go together at all and two of those things are pornography and a difficulty curve. If you get turned on by looking at the pictures on the cards, why would you learn to play the game? Why not just collect the cards and jack off to them? I don't understand anything
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Lemon on February 11, 2018, 10:04:40 am
Please stop this conversation.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: beelzeboob on February 11, 2018, 10:18:25 am
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 13, 2018, 09:32:56 am
It's sad, so sad (so sad) It's a sad, sad situation And it's getting more and more absurd.
It's sad, so sad (so sad) Why can't we just jerk to humans? Oh it seems to me That "furre" seems to be the hardest word.
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Yavuz on February 13, 2018, 09:50:10 pm
I was wondering if there's a Tabletop Simulator mod for Furoticon, and I was relieved to find that there isn't one on Steam Workshop. But then I googled it and found someone posting about it on Reddit (of course). And then I found this thread (https://inkbunny.net/j/292140-blackkitten-furoticon-all-gone-) on a furry community and it turns out that Furoticon is basically dead. Apparently they're working on a way to play it online, probably through TTS, but the company that made it is pretty much broke.
F PLUS SINGULARITY UPDATE: (https://i.imgur.com/CnWOGKd.png)
Title: 272: Yiff The Gathering
Post by: Wrought on February 14, 2018, 05:41:41 am
SECRETLY. The developers were SECRETLY terrible. They made this furry sex Magic but apart from that they were terrible.