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Topic: Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation  (Read 24937 times)

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Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation
with Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop, Jimmyfranks, John Toast, Frank West, and Lemon.
CONTENT FOR THIS EPISODE WAS COMPILED BY BOMBER JACKET
EDITED BY JIMMYFRANKS.
Internet eroticism is a varied, confusing, and repulsive subject. To that end, this is an episode about people who have sex with cars. Confused? Well, if you listen to this entire episode, you'll still be confused. And more than a little grossed out. But hopefully entertained. This week, The F Plus is using Jason's email address.
   
MUSIC USED
Hank Williams Jr- Canyonero
Billy Ocean- Get Out of my Dreams (Get into my Car)

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Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation #1
I agree with the readers at the end of the episode.  This fetish was a lot more confusing than I expected.  First the actual car-fucking, and then the anthro car art, and then the exhaust-fume breathing... they were constantly shifting gears.

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Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation #2
I know what I'm thankful for this thanksgiving.

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Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation #3
Man, these guys are all obsessed with sticking their thing up the tailpipe!

Whatever happened to the good old days of opening up the hood after a good long drive and jerking it furiously into the motor oil fill hole?

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Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation #4
Y'all need to hit the brakes on these puns.
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Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation #5
I haven't laughed this hard at an F Plus in ages and I'm only halfway in, holy fuck

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Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation #6
I think the fetish has something to do with contamination, at least for the exhaust-breathers. A couple of them brought up the pollution a lot, like that added to the atmosphere somehow. Also, I genuinely wonder what happened to the guy with the cauterized urethra.

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I enjoyed the Cibo Matto bit.

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Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation #8
I really expected Acier to be in on this episode.

I forgot to take my morning medication today and was listening to this on an atypically crowded bus. I was convinced the little old lady sitting next to me totally heard the stuff about the dude with the cauterized urethra. If so, I am sorry, little old lady. I was just as horrified as you.

Good collection of WHAT Bomber Jacket. I'm now looking at cars out my office window and trying to figure out how a dude would get his dick in that tail pipe. Has a man tried to fuck THAT kind of car? This is going to be a weird day - thanks F Plus.

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Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation #9
Montrith was right, it is just as funny if not funnier listening to a document that you submit. I'd encourage anyone who wants a bit more of this stuff to check out the link to the furry short story about the car that runs on cum. That and the Yahoo Answers were what inspired me to make this doc.

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I wonder how much of this is related to the worst pixar movie. Too much probably

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I wonder how much of this is related to the worst pixar movie. Too much probably
AgentCoop, November 27, 2014, 12:08:12 pm

You're quite correct. In fact, the car porn artist was taking commissions on another thread and one of the options is "Cars-style or normal". I think that specifies where the eyes are?

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Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation #12
I wonder how much of this is related to the worst pixar movie. Too much probably
AgentCoop, November 27, 2014, 12:08:12 pm

Yeah, 'Exhaust Huffing Perverts 2' was really bad.

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Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation #13
Disturbing concentration of these characters around where I live. I will have to keep an eye out for tailpipe tupping. It's a shame no-one attempted another Midlands accent, eh?

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Episode 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation #14
I learned about "fucking the car hot", but how do you call fucking a car when the engine is running? What an incomplete guide.