Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
March 29, 2024, 03:41:38 am

ballp.it is the community forum for The F Plus.

You're only seeing part of the forum conversation. To see more, register for an account. This will give you read-only access to nearly all the forums.

Topic: Episode 199: Episode 799  (Read 13998 times)

montrith

  • Petrodactyl Spotter
  • Internaut
  • You must be this tall to ride
  • 3,114
  • 402
Episode 199: Episode 799 #30
In the spirit of "iPhone Nein", I'm just gonna go and call this episodes version of Einstein the Neinstein.
Sherman Tank

Guts Going Nutz

  • Paid
    • 281
    • -4
Episode 199: Episode 799 #31
"I'm just saying, six million seems a little high to be realistic."

-Time traveling Albert Einstein

Gyro

  • touched fuzzy, got dizzy
  • Paid
  • 830
  • 55
Episode 199: Episode 799 #32
Re-listening to this, I heard "This guy's Yelp review is really scathing" and I just had a mental image of Montirith sitting at her computer somewhere going "Yes, Yelp reviews! Of course! [freakout]"
Nifty Nif Amelia Blank

spunkzilla69

  • Paid
    • 30
    • 5
Episode 199: Episode 799 #33
I just listened to this episode again and I'm really curious what "Mickey Mouse was just another soul brother with large ears" means. Does anyone know what that guy was talking about?

Aljonso

  • It was all a trick. I deceived you.
  • Paid
    • 98
    • 10
Episode 199: Episode 799 #34
I just listened to this episode again and I'm really curious what "Mickey Mouse was just another soul brother with large ears" means. Does anyone know what that guy was talking about?
spunkzilla69, May 26, 2016, 03:58:31 am
I'm fairly certain it's supposed to be how Mickey looks friendly and hospitable, but is really just the face of a soulless corporation.

Lost Season

  • Paid
    • 18
    • 5
Episode 199: Episode 799 #35
I found another one of these time travel forums  (forum.curiouscosmos.com) and I'm really amazed at how similar it is to paranormalis. Lets take this thread as an example. You've got people posting crazy fantasies:

My name is Kyline. I’m a history professor from the year 2713, at a university which is in 2016 called Yale University. My specialty is in the history of the early 21st century, from 2000 to 2030. I’ve visited multiple time periods in my life time, most often 2006, 2012, 2021, 2003, 2016, and 2025. I can’t tell why I’m here, but I will say that every time I come to any of the time periods I’ve listed, I’m shocked at the amount of sexual degradation of females. By the way, that will take about 100 years to finally (mostly) get over. Gender roles are completely different in 2713 than today, in fact mostly opposite. I’m also shocked at the prematurity of 21st century education. In about 400 years, classes will all be in universities and each one only will last about three weeks. Anyway, I just came to tell you that most of the “time travelers” here are fake, because an actual time travel mechanism was not invented until 2591, and not fully developed until 2636.

Common question: How do you speak 2016 English? Well, I do study this time period as a career, and have been here several times, so I have fully adapted to your English.

Also, watch out, because the next U.S. President is going to be a huge instigator of the 2062 economic depression, and the President in that year was even worse than the 2017 President. I hope you voters are happy.Kyline_hillon

People trying to make it all about them:

can you help me to send a post to 2014 or early of me? Just for my health.blueyu
Can u go back to 2062 and see what I'm doing? And how my future is looking like?WilliamsRevenge

And just absolute nutters:

2. Sexual degredation of females? If I have my way (and I will), childbirth will be taken away from women entirely.AnotherWorldyDevice
Hi Kyline

I just have one question. Will all the members of the Democratic party be hunted down and exterminated after the election results this year?Einstein

...wait, that last poster... It can't- it couldn't be, could it?

Hi Diego

Remember me?

I passed on the old TEC files to Num7 over at Paranormalis.Einstein

NSFW content. Click to show.

It is! It is him! What a world!

I couldn't find anything on this forum where he defends nazis, but lets see what else he's been up to:

I kind of look at it as our government has been taken over and is now run by terrorists. And since war has been declared on terrorists, it is perfectly legal to kill terrorists.Einstein

Ah yeah, that's good shit. Need some more?

This was an interesting topic I researched last year. It is definitely a disease you do not want to get. If you do get diagnosed with cancer here in the United States, seriously consider abandoning all treatment options provided by the medical community.

There is a very simple cure that is known to work. Just stop your food intake of all carbohydrates. Cancer cells because of their mutation can only use carbohydrates for energy. But healthy cells can use carbohydrates, proteins and fat for energy. This treatment has been known about for more than 40 years. I think it is surprising that it is not general knowledge.

There is the alkaline diet that many claim has reversed a variety of ailments including cancer. And there currently is a smear campaign going on to steer you way from using this diet. I can understand why. The junk food industry would go out of business if everyone went on this diet. You did know junk food was bad for you, didn't you? So what is so special about this diet? It turns out that healthy people have a blood PH of 7.1 to 7.3 which is slightly alkaline. People that habitually consume junk food will have a blood PH in the low 6.0 range. It is known that cancer patients will have an even lower PH in the 5.0 range. So what is your blood PH? Turns out you can find out with a cheap PH tester. Make two full mouthfuls of spit and either swallow or spit it out. Make another mouthful and spit it in a shot glass. This method exhausts your saliva glands of any residual acidic bias. What you spit in the shot glass will be a very accurate level of what your blood PH actually is. Measure the PH. You might be surprised at what you see. The average American is 6.5 PH. That's what mine was 4 years ago. And I had the beginning signs of arthritis in my thumb joints back then along with symptoms in my left hip and neck joints too. I made the switch. The arthritis symptoms went away. I haven't even had a cold in the last 4 years. So my rule is, if it comes in a box, bag, or a wrapper, don't eat it. Personally, I think prevention is the best way to go.

There is a new pill in clinical trials that is showing very promising results for treating cancer. DCA is what it is being called.

Potential cancer drug DCA tested in early trials - Cancer Research UK - Science blog

I would suggest stocking up on this drug before it is outlawed. As it most assuredly will be, here in the United States.

The Rife Beam Ray machines back in the 1930's were successfully used to treat and cure cancer. The FDA and AMA successfully suppressed and outlawed it.

There have been several herbal treatments developed that also cured cancer. All debunked here in the United States. I find the Essiac cure to be amongst them.

Essiac: Nature's Cure for Cancer | Cancer Tutor

There are many more. But you wont get any of the benefits from any that work here in the United States. It is like the AMA and FDA want you to suffer horribly and die if you get cancer.Einstein

Of course! Carbs cause cancer! Bless you, brilliant time-traveler!
Yavuz chai tea latte Corn Syrup Frank West MasterOfHope