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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 30876 times)

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« Reply #765 on: April 18, 2017, 07:26:34 am »
Don't let your dreams be memes <(*~*)>

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« Reply #766 on: April 18, 2017, 11:23:31 am »
I'm probably in the like top percentile of eating oats in the world.

important edit: among humans

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« Reply #767 on: April 18, 2017, 04:06:28 pm »
I'm probably in the like top percentile of eating oats in the world.

important edit: among humans



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Lemon Yavuz Sultan Selim Frank West Eider Duck AgentCoop nuffkins, of all people, H.P. Shivcraft Healslime A Meat chai tea latte Wyst Spooks GlazeYaDeadHomie Runic My Special Finisher is the Sherman Tank

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« Reply #768 on: April 19, 2017, 05:04:04 pm »
A Keurig but for guillotines. You buy the guillotine (it's all white plastic and has rounded edges, of course) and also buy into a subscription program where every month you get a new person sent to you for public execution. You can choose from multiple lines of subscriptions depending on who you want to murder: the Rich, the Poor, people with certain political preferences, etc. Comes with a touch screen for automatic use and cleaning. Also has an always-on connection to the internet, to share your brutal kills with your friends and family on facebook and twitter!
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« Reply #769 on: April 19, 2017, 06:10:58 pm »
A Keurig but for guillotines. You buy the guillotine (it's all white plastic and has rounded edges, of course) and also buy into a subscription program where every month you get a new person sent to you for public execution. You can choose from multiple lines of subscriptions depending on who you want to murder: the Rich, the Poor, people with certain political preferences, etc. Comes with a touch screen for automatic use and cleaning. Also has an always-on connection to the internet, to share your brutal kills with your friends and family on facebook and twitter!

It integrates with your smart lights to provide the proper mood lighting for your execution. Also, it can cue up music on Spotify.

Sanguinary Novel

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« Reply #770 on: April 19, 2017, 06:26:57 pm »
Imagine the horror when your wifi drops and the machine disconnects from the cloud and you can't execute your selected subject! How mortifying.

It would have to have an unnecessary Y to keep up with the theme. Guillotyne.

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« Reply #771 on: April 19, 2017, 10:48:48 pm »
of course what the investors didn't realize is that you can just kill the person with your hands if you squeeze hard enough
Frank West H.P. Shivcraft Malten chai tea latte AgentCoop Sanguinary Novel Wyst screaminghobo Lemon

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« Reply #772 on: April 19, 2017, 11:42:26 pm »
2 dada 4 papa
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« Reply #774 on: April 21, 2017, 11:11:49 pm »
one thing that always surprises me about the fplus is the posts they find by communists. Everyone talks about misogynistic tendencies or fascism but I'm struck by the rare commie posts, like Towards a Marxist Understanding of Tickle Fetishism or the CM punk ripoff. I can't find any thread connecting them, they're from another universe or something.

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« Reply #775 on: April 21, 2017, 11:46:33 pm »
one thing that always surprises me about the fplus is the posts they find by communists. Everyone talks about misogynistic tendencies or fascism but I'm struck by the rare commie posts, like Towards a Marxist Understanding of Tickle Fetishism or the CM punk ripoff. I can't find any thread connecting them, they're from another universe or something.
quantum jump into the tankie dimension
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« Reply #776 on: April 22, 2017, 06:31:14 am »
Kidneys are pretty awesome. Appreciate them
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« Reply #777 on: April 22, 2017, 11:21:59 am »
This store bought guacamole is delicious, but really salty. Someone please tell it I wasn't the one who killed it's avocado family

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« Reply #778 on: April 23, 2017, 08:09:38 am »
Mood:

AgentCoop chai tea latte

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« Reply #779 on: April 23, 2017, 10:53:18 pm »
The Juicero is the laugh everyone needed in these dark times. It's a machine invented by an idiot, invested in by idiots, and bought by rich idiots. Don't get me wrong, it's a definitely a symbol of late-stage capitalism, but fuck, I can laugh at it and not feel guilty.