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Topic: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*  (Read 9202 times)

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« Reply #120 on: March 26, 2018, 12:40:50 pm »
Spending Monday drunk is really the best way to approach a Monday.
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« Reply #121 on: March 31, 2018, 06:45:37 pm »
Okay, first of all, I can't believe* I'm posting twice in a row on different days.

Second: Dragon's Milk stout. Great beer, terrible name.

*I can completely believe this, I over share to hell while drunk
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« Reply #122 on: March 31, 2018, 08:39:55 pm »
Last thing for tonight, but I hope we all find what were looking for in life. We only get one, so I hope it's good <3
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« Reply #123 on: April 09, 2018, 01:33:05 am »
I have a friend who wants me to have a happy birthday and she's taken the role of planning it. It feels nice and good and I love my friends. 
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« Reply #124 on: April 13, 2018, 01:34:21 pm »
this week was garbage, fuck this week

its friday evening now though so i can keep drinking until i forget all the apologies i had to make

best music artists ever 1. kiss 2. taylor swift 3. gloryhammer please accept my garbage ways.

chocolate and beer not great tbh

white chocolate seems to work slightly better will report back?

definitely the above. can anyone tell me what yeet means?

wish i had someone to play drunk jenga with, i love drunk jenga

a bridge too far is a heck of a fucking film

the intro to aqualung by jethro tull is i c o n i c
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« Reply #125 on: May 03, 2018, 11:32:06 pm »


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« Reply #126 on: May 04, 2018, 12:19:43 pm »
Tasting how much booze is in these margaritas somebody made at work, and now I'm just gonna hold this space for later.

Edit: Nevermind I stopped at 2.
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« Reply #127 on: May 07, 2018, 02:01:02 am »
DARTS ARE VERY FUN.


Also pbr is an okay beer to get drunk on.

Also the LCBO currently is selling a pack of Sapporo that comes with a little katana shaped beer opener and this is a good and cute thing.

Another fun thing is private kareoke rooms because you get to yell the lyrics to Rasputin.
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« Reply #128 on: May 17, 2018, 09:11:39 pm »
At work today I walked into the break room and one of my coworkers was in the middle of shit talking another one (who happens to be one of the more competent, tema=playery, nice people in the whole place) thusly:

"Shes an idiot. The ghost agrees with me, I talked to the medium and he says the ghost also thinks she's an idiot..."

I had to grab my phone and pretend to be reacting to a text because I actually involuntarily stared to literally laugh at the irony there.


Also, the "medium" is one of a team of two or three "ghost hunters" who have been conning said coworker into letting them film after hours for over a year free of charge (filming where I work is usually pretty expensive, minimum high three figures, and a LOT more for what they're doing)- we have a really good location for that stuff, I'm sure the footage has brought them plenty of business/Youtube ad revenue.  The whole thing is just embarrassing.
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« Reply #129 on: May 19, 2018, 09:01:59 pm »
My life has become a heady mix of amazing, awful, and downright anxiety and I'm really hopeful that things will turn out. With the move and all. I just really want to be happy and have some control on my life, and just shed some guilt. We only get one life, and sometimes it sucks, but I just want to be reasonably selfish for once and do something that makes me happy. Or just happy with who I am. Dude, what the fuck is it like to be semi legit with who you are as a human being? Fucking black magic is what that is.

Really, that's why Salem happened. Some women were like "I'm pretty cool and this guilt stuff seems silly" and all of their neighbors are like "FUCK THAT C'MON I DON'T WANT TO FEEL BAD" and then all of a sudden we're burning our neighbors. I'm redoing history in this specific post because I rolled a nat 1 and have a ton of spare time before I do a thing.

Everyone is the best, and I hope we all find some small happiness.

Also, don't trust swamp hoes, that's just good life advice
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« Reply #130 on: May 19, 2018, 09:03:15 pm »
Why is this thread more consistently coherent than the thought of the day thread
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« Reply #131 on: May 19, 2018, 09:05:36 pm »
Why is this thread more consistently coherent than the thought of the day thread

Being drunk is just a more honest version of your sober self. Also Swype helping with spelling
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« Reply #132 on: May 20, 2018, 09:09:00 pm »
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« Reply #133 on: May 25, 2018, 10:50:52 am »
 I hit my friend in the face with a softball. sorry about your face dude

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« Reply #134 on: May 25, 2018, 09:17:12 pm »
Tag team
Drunk again
All the fault of
4 shots of gin
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