24 TERRIBLE HOURS

[GirlKisser420]

Would this be a good time to post things that we've found that aren't big enough for a full episode?

Absolutely

Here's a bunch of a dick pill reviews on a website with a bunch of broken image links.

 We should probably get a special doc going to keep track of this stuff. I'll try to keep track of everything on this so dump Internet Gems here

[Chupasaurus-Rex]

I am so motherfucking excited!!!!!

[zmonbobbo]

Is this going to be recorded and released in some way after the fact?  Like, I assume somebody will, but I'm just wondering because I definitely want to check out as much of this nonsense as I possibly can.

[Boots Raingear]

Also, will this be archived in audio/video form?

Is this going to be recorded and released in some way after the fact?  Like, I assume somebody will, but I'm just wondering because I definitely want to check out as much of this nonsense as I possibly can.

That's the plan, but it's 10 times cooler to be there while it happens.

[Cleretic]

Would this be a good time to post things that we've found that aren't big enough for a full episode?

Absolutely

Ages ago, I aborted a Choose Your Own Change doc actually formatted like a choose-your-own adventure, partly because that was proving really hard to format, partly because I couldn't find the Friends fanfiction branch I saw on there once (although in searching just now I did find Will and Grace), and  partly because everything is gold.

Here's the doc. It contains both worldwide diapers and a disappointingly short branch about a Christian pop group. But really, an hour of CYOC is gold in any direction.

[Cheapskate]

You could probably do 24 hours just of Happier Abroad.

[Blandest]

You could probably do 24 hours just of Happier Abroad.

Ha I was skimming through that doc and saw a section about how people in Australia work less (which is untrue as we have some of the longest hours in the western world) and the cost of living is much less (Sydney is the second least affordable city in the world after Hong Kong, and Melbourne doesn't do much better).

[Ragnarok Boobies]

Here's a site that seems to be a blend of Mormonism, Anarchism, and Magick.

[Boots Raingear]

I should clarify that we're not desperate for material. We have over 100 docs in the hopper currently being neglected, I was just answering affirmatively that we'd accept some collections that may have been held back for not filling an entire regular episode.

[Down10]

But really, an hour of CYOC is gold in any direction.

I tried to make a CYOC doc, but there were too many slips into lengthy gross porn, and that generally isn't all that funny if it's many pages long.

But go for it. There are still a couple gems that you can find (this icy blue chapter, for instance).

[Boots Raingear]

I once found a CYOC story about a bunch of guys who turned their genitals into an English breakfast. I read it on the Team Fortress server, haven't been able to find it since.

[Cleretic]

But really, an hour of CYOC is gold in any direction.

I tried to make a CYOC doc, but there were too many slips into lengthy gross porn, and that generally isn't all that funny if it's many pages long.

But go for it. There are still a couple gems that you can find (this icy blue chapter, for instance).

In my experience, the best ones were always the extremes of length. Either the ones that are too weird/stupid even for CYOC to follow on from for more than a few pages (which were obviously the best for a doc), or the ones where one guy devotes like three days to a single branch that nobody else ever touches.

[GirlKisser420]

I remember there was this insane piss fetishist I kept running into. Like half of the time I followed one thread it ended with this

    (I'm doing it where he lives alone and speaks English)
    Jeff felt himself moving and suddenly
    Light flooded into where he was he could smell something disgusting
    'Eww who smells like that he smells like a sweaty
    Footballer" thought Jeff
    Suddenly he was grabbed and he could look up he saw
    Ronaldo
    He knew he was a footballer but
    Before Jeff had anymore time to think disgusting piss flooded out of his mouth and into the
    Toilet suddenly what the chronivac a disclaimer said echoed in Jeffs head
    "If used subject cannot turn back ever!" Did that count as being used suddenly Jeff realised he was being healed and evenatlually Ronaldoulled up his boxer and shorts and walked
    Off as Jeff realised the smell was trapped with him then suddenly...

I think I willed him into existence.

E: holy fuck I found an insane chain of stories called the Bimbocalypse, please follow the saga of Colin, the gamer. It's surprisingly complete.
https://www.cyoc.net/interactives/chapter_72792.html

[junior associate faguar]

http://www.cyoc.net/interactives/chapter_46806.html

Well then we made losta spaghetti and we were all happy YAY
The big orc says " ORC HAPPY!" And smiles.
Cameron was happy too that he made spaghetti and they were all happy!
BUT THEN MAMMA LUIGI CAME AND SAID
OBJECTION!
*EPIC MUSIC PLAYS*
MAMMA LUIGI LOOKS AT Cameron AND SAYS "HAH I SEE YOUR PLAN YOUR TRYING TO MAKE NICE FOOD SO THAT GAY ORC CANT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!"
Cameron makes a angry face.
Then MAMMA LUIGI SAYS " THIS CASE IS CLOSED! I HERBY DELCARE Cameron....
GUILTY! *INSERT BIG FACES HERE*
Mamma luigi leaves.
The big orc was really mad now and Cameron was wetting his pants.
The orc says " SO?! THIS WAS ALL A TRICK AYE?!"
Cameron nods..
THE ORC LAUGHS " WELL THEN ALL THAT FOOD MADE ME WANT TO TAKE A WHIZZ!"
Cameron says " OH GOD NO YOUR NOT GONNA PEE ON ME?!"
The orc stops "THAT BE A GREAT IDEA!"
The orc takes off his pants and begins to urinate on Cameron.
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... much better" the orc sighs.
Cameron then SAYS "THIS IS DELICIOUS!"
The orc nods quite confused..
" OK THEN WERE DID WE LEAVE OFF?..... OH YEAH I WAS GONNA DO SOME SEXY THINGS TO YOU! BHH HAHAHAHAH!!"

HEHEHEH!" The big Orc who was Brian chuckled lewdly. Hearing the laugh Cameron's eye's widened in terror.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed turning over on to all four and trying to scramble away........................

Also, Writing.com is totally a thing:
You need a writing.com account, and it's technically off topic, but I had to share this.

The five slobs sat around, dozing contently beneath Applejack's trees. The piles of waste had begun to fester in the noonday sun, but none of them could be bothered to wave away the swarm hungry flies.

Leaning against a dead tree, Rainbow Dash let off a sputtering fart.

Pinkie's ears perked up at the sound. "Heh, nice one, Rainbow 'Fat'!"

Rainbow cracked open an eye and groaned, "Rain*BURP* Fat? What?"

"That's even better!" Pinkie gasped. The others began to stir, their loud conversation waking them from their stupor.

"Well..." Rainburp started, wracking her dull brain for an appropriate insult, "You're so full of shit, we better start calling you Porky Pie!"

Pinkie grunted happily, sounding more like an oink than actual speech. The others didn't seem to notice, as Rarity cleared her throat.

"I say, my name is rather unfitting as well." She said, dabbing her mouth with a soiled handkerchief, "Perhaps... Obesity! No, that's not right, Flabbity!"

"Well shucks, Flabs," Applejack chuckled, "Ah guess Ah better jump on th' bandwagon. How does... Applefart sound?" She punctuated her sentence with a rotten apple fart.

"Sounds yummy..." Fluttershy grunted, curled up into a ball upon a bed of dead grass and dry shit.

"Hehe! Fluttershy, what's you're new name?" Porky said, letting off a squeal, "Is it Fluttershit? Huh? Huh? Is it?"

"Umm, if that's okay with you," She muttered. Panting like a dog, she slowly got up and stretched, her back popping as she farted.

Flabbity sniffed the stinking air, frowning. "This is all rather fun, isn't it? Too bad we can't share this."

Rainburp wrapped a flabby arm around her, armpit stink flooding the air, "Why don't we all go to Canterlot? I bet all those uptight ponies would love to let loose like us!"

"Yeah!" Porky agreed, "We gotta show Princess Celestia!"

"We'll teach her all about the magic of slobbiness!"

[Adam Bozarth]

I have a request for any diligent internet miners out there.

A couple years ago, I was writing at someecards and I did a story on this insane Craigslist post from a """"producer""""" looking to make a "Real Superman Show" for television. Here's the link with excerpts.

The original post is long gone, but it was very long and cokey and I'd love to read the whole thing during the marathon.

Are you a bad enough dude to find this content?