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Topic: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän  (Read 12339 times)

Old_Zircon

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also imo the twee indie rock / ukulele covers of rap songs that were around from like 2010-2015 directly led to the emergence of soundcloud rap. i can't cite anything to back this up so yr just gonna have to trust me on it
chai tea latte, March 05, 2018, 08:40:13 pm

I've been advocating a strict licensing process for ukulele ownership since at least as far back as 2010.  We can't keep letting ukuleles get into just anyone's hands.
Old_Zircon, March 09, 2018, 12:09:49 pm

But I had to buy a ukulele as a Continuing Hipster Credit after graduating from art school and that was hard enough. If you regulate the ukuleles, only criminal hipsters will own them!
Sanguinary Novel?, March 09, 2018, 01:08:06 pm

I don't think a total ban on ukuleles is realistic or even desirable, but we need much stricter and more comprehensive background checks and mental health screening at the very least.  By now we know all to well what happens when a ukulele gets into the wrong hands.
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« Last Edit: March 09, 2018, 06:02:41 pm by Old_Zircon »

Dr. Buttplug

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This episode doxxed me.
Vinny Possum, March 09, 2018, 07:54:53 am
What like this?

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doxxed
The practice of revealing another persons personal information on the Internet. It is often done as revenge by ex-lovers who post nude images of their former lover online.

When her ex-lover doxxed her on a porn website he was not really thinking of the fact that she was a minor at the time the pictures of them were taken in compromising positions. But he had a lot of time later to think about it in jail after her parents had charges brought against him for statutory rape, and distributing nude pictures of a minor. He was also reminded of it when he had to register as a sex offender. He should not have been so surprised when they posted images of his mugshot and tag line "convicted of rape and possession and distribution of child pornography" on all the sex offender and criminal websites.

That's oddly specific.

Sherman Tank

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Vinny's a nickname for Vincent. It's a joke.

Vinny Possum

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Also google possum penises for more context.

Ashto

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Also google possum penises for more context.
Vinny Possum, March 11, 2018, 12:16:43 pm

Yeah, no, I think I'd rather stay ignorant on this one, thanks

Dr. Buttplug

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possum penissex

Having a prehensile penis. Able to curl your penis around things and pick them up with it.

Dude dropped his fork and picked it up with his possum penis.

#cock#penis#dick#johnson#pecker#NakedLunch
Ok, I added that last hashtag.

Vinny Possum

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Also is splits in two.
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Also is splits in two.
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