EPISODE 100

[Ike]

I thought the government girlfriends guy was JustinRPG.

[OrganGrinder]

I actually forgot about the Bento Box thing, its been at least a decade since I heard about that. Good times.

[fluffy]

When I was taking Japanese language classes at Sony, when we got to the unit on colors that one kept on getting parroted ad infinitum by some very Reddity people.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

I kind of wonder if the person who replied to him saying "oh, I can make you a ceramic bento" sent him one that was dong-shaped and pink. It seems like the goon way to do business.

[KingKalamari]

I kind of wonder if the person who replied to him saying "oh, I can make you a ceramic bento" sent him one that was dong-shaped and pink. It seems like the goon way to do business.

He probably put a mayonnaise dispenser on one side of it to boot.

[scratchohey]

He probably put a mayonnaise dispenser on one side of it to boot.

But if it only has one compartment, the mayonazu (mayonnaise) could touch his gohan (rice)! That would be teriburu (awful).

The bento box post makes me want to put together some additional goon idiocy for submitting, but I can see a few problems already: 1. So much of it is either archived, gassed, or preserved in FYAD (all behind some kind of paywall), and 2. goons aren't exactly known for being concise. Still, there's so many fantastic posts on there.

[chai tea latte]

There's nothing you could do which FYAD, @goons_txt and parts of the the various quote threads haven't already covered in incredible detail. I'm not saying don't try, just that there's a mass of really great stuff already there.

[nilvoid]

While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.

[A Whirring Bone-White Gleech]

To chip in my two cents, 1) I'm really glad to hear Jack Chick again.  BE IN MORE EPISODES, JACK, GODDAMMIT!  also do more slug voice.  2) Nekobe is fucking amazing, Jesus.  The relatively little touches make it, like the weird furry speak ("pawing" people off) and how the people whose lives he was disrupting gave him, what was the running total, $600, a car wash and two hand-jobs, instead of the beating he so obviously needs.

How do you even "paw" someone off?  Seems like a prehensile limb with an opposable thumb would be an important part of a hand-job, you couldn't really do that with a paw.  Maybe it works differently with the suits, I don't know.

[Isfahan]

While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.

Ah, Kuuenbu. He's the nerd who got in a fight with his dad during a live audio broadcast, and by "in a fight" I mean an actual physical altercation with the mic picking everything up.

[Down10]

While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.

Ah, Kuuenbu. He's the nerd who got in a fight with his dad during a live audio broadcast, and by "in a fight" I mean an actual physical altercation with the mic picking everything up.

How dare you mention something like this and not post a link to it.

[count_actuala]

While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.

Ah, Kuuenbu. He's the nerd who got in a fight with his dad during a live audio broadcast, and by "in a fight" I mean an actual physical altercation with the mic picking everything up.

How dare you mention something like this and not post a link to it.

Ohhh my God, it was glorious.

[Emperor Jack Chick]

To chip in my two cents, 1) I'm really glad to hear Jack Chick again.  BE IN MORE EPISODES, JACK, GODDAMMIT!  also do more slug voice.  2) Nekobe is fucking amazing, Jesus.  The relatively little touches make it, like the weird furry speak ("pawing" people off) and how the people whose lives he was disrupting gave him, what was the running total, $600, a car wash and two hand-jobs, instead of the beating he so obviously needs.

How do you even "paw" someone off?  Seems like a prehensile limb with an opposable thumb would be an important part of a hand-job, you couldn't really do that with a paw.  Maybe it works differently with the suits, I don't know.

Hey thanks! I wasn't in episodes for a while due to my job occupying 250% of my time. Now that I no longer have the burden of such mundane concerns as a w2 job, I can spend more time podcastin'.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.

Ah, Kuuenbu. He's the nerd who got in a fight with his dad during a live audio broadcast, and by "in a fight" I mean an actual physical altercation with the mic picking everything up.

So I don't know if it's the same dude, but when you google "Kuuenbu", this comes up in about the top ten results.

[Delcat]

How do you even "paw" someone off?  Seems like a prehensile limb with an opposable thumb would be an important part of a hand-job, you couldn't really do that with a paw.  Maybe it works differently with the suits, I don't know.

All I know is that when my sister's cat bats my face in the morning so I'll let him out, he invariably hooks my lip because his claws are partially extended and it's incredibly painful.  And cats have the option of retracting their claws, unlike most other animals.  The guy giving the "pawjobs" was what, a wolf?  Ouch.