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Vinny Possum

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« Reply #780 on: May 02, 2018, 01:46:00 pm »
昨天是星期四
今天是星期五
我们非常兴奋
我们非常兴奋
要有一个舞会
明天是星期六
以后来星期天
不要这个周末完了
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Spooks

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« Reply #781 on: May 05, 2018, 07:53:06 am »
A number of programs, such as Drupal, MediaWiki, phpBB, and vBulletin, can use ImageMagick to create image thumbnails if installed. ImageMagick is also used by other programs, such as LyX, for converting images.

ImageMagick has a fully integrated Perl binding called PerlMagick,[9] as well as many others: G2F (Ada), MagickCore (C), MagickWand (C), ChMagick (Ch), ImageMagickObject (COM+), Magick++ (C++), JMagick (Java), L-Magick (Lisp), NMagick (Neko/Haxe), MagickNet (.NET), PascalMagick (Pascal), MagickWand for PHP (PHP), IMagick (PHP), PythonMagick (Python), RMagick (Ruby), or TclMagick (Tcl/TK).

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« Reply #782 on: May 06, 2018, 12:55:35 pm »
Spooks A Meat Jackal Flapnasty

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« Reply #783 on: May 07, 2018, 06:38:22 pm »

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« Reply #784 on: May 09, 2018, 11:41:22 pm »
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TOP DEFINITION
The girlfriend test
When a person is not sure whether they want to date a girl they have been hanging out with. You perform the Girlfriend test: Plan on hanging out with her and before you hang out with her that day, masturbate. If you still want to hang out with her afterwards she passes the girlfriend test. If you don't want to hang out with her anymore then it is strictly hormonal driven.
I wanted to know if this girl was girlfriend material so i did the girlfriend test.
#girlfriend#dating#relationship#test#wife material
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« Reply #785 on: May 13, 2018, 08:29:00 pm »
poetry is proof that white people invented rap

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« Reply #786 on: May 15, 2018, 08:54:40 am »

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« Reply #787 on: May 15, 2018, 04:37:33 pm »
If you ever have to tell your doctor you have delayed ejaculation, they just tell you itís all in your head. Thereís no treatment for it. Of course lots of treatment options for premature ejaculation. Thank you feminism.
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« Reply #788 on: May 21, 2018, 08:01:35 pm »
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« Reply #789 on: May 25, 2018, 01:45:54 pm »
Human tails are a rare entity. The birth of a baby with a tail can cause tremendous psychological disturbance to the parents.

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« Reply #790 on: May 25, 2018, 03:41:23 pm »

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« Reply #791 on: May 29, 2018, 11:13:35 pm »
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« Reply #792 on: May 30, 2018, 04:06:59 am »
Very interesting. I love having my personal thoughts confirmed by a professional like this; I spent four years in prison, during which time I spent permuting the mechanical abilities of board games, card games, dice games, and so on, as well as creating new games. If you've ever played Uno using a deck of regular playing cards, if you've ever made a multi-player tabletop version of Harvest Moon,  if you've ever adapted the mechanics of D&D to use binary checks rather than the bidenary (20 possible outcomes, I believe I have coined this term by cursory Googling) system, you may know what I'm talking about. I seemed to have reinvented the wheel (created and taught myself game theory) in absence of a wheel of my own, and it's so nice to know that I was not off in my conclusions!
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« Reply #793 on: June 01, 2018, 04:16:54 am »
are you a dir en grey fujoshi, or a linkin park fujoshi
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« Reply #794 on: June 03, 2018, 05:46:20 pm »
Dowsing rods are fidget spinners for old people, they help you focus on a single task.