Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts

[Lemon]

with Isfahan, Acierocolotl, Jack Chick, Boots Raingear, Lou Fernandez, and Lemon.

Edited by Boots Raingear

Content for this episode was provided by Al

According to a 2012 Huffington Post omnibus poll, 45% of Americans believe that ghosts are real. And according in a 2008 survey published by Psychology Today, 44% of women admit to having rape fantasies. Statistically, this leaves an inevitable overlap for those two Venn circles, and that's what we're exploring. From several sites around the internet, this is Astral Sex - it's kind of like a Scooby Doo parody porno, except all the visualization is being done in your head, which probably makes it worse. This week, we're back from some time off, and THIS is what we're reading!?

[Runic]

You have no idea how happy I am to see the "Ghost Felching" tag finally get introduced.

[Psammetichus]

Yay, Lou is back.

[Alpha Starsquatch]

I think you guys got me mixed up with Ansemaru but it doesn't even matter; I have been waiting my whole life to hear you guys talk about monster cock ghosts.

[TheCrawlingChaos]

OH MY GOD, IT'S REAL.

[Lemon]

I think you guys got me mixed up with Ansemaru but it doesn't even matter; I have been waiting my whole life to hear you guys talk about monster cock ghosts.

Oh shit!

Sorry about that, keeping track of fake internet names gets confusing. Fixed!

[Adam Bozarth]

That guy with the talking butt seems to be haunted by colon cancer.

[montrith]

I was in a restaurant, eating a nice steak when I heard "black diarrhea while he was asleep".

[Lemon]

Why were you listening to The F Plus in a steakhouse?

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

Why were you listening to The F Plus in a steakhouse?

The real question is, why aren't we all listening to The F Plus in steakhouses*?



* or vegetarian/vegan-friendly decadent restaurants if you prefer

[montrith]

Because I was pathetic and dining alone, since I had to do shopping and then go to the dentist. The steak was my way of comforting myself.

[advancedclass]

The steak was my way of comforting myself.

And the episode was your way of keeping it real so you didn't forget there was dental torture in your future? (I was eating a very nice curry when "black diarrhea while he was asleep" was uttered.)

The question I'm surprised no one asked: would James Joyce have become a butt-ghost?

[Haydon]

This episode was just... what? I'd put it up there with the Loki Wives and Quantum Jumping episodes, in that you've got these people using words to describe things they claim are happening to them, and I can mostly comprehend what it is they're saying, but there's just no sense at all of what's actually going on in real life to correspond with it. I mean, are they just completely imagining this? Do they know it isn't real and are just enjoying having an exotic context for their enema fixations? Do they actually genuinely think they've got malicious ghosts in their butts? I just can't get a feel for this at all.

Anyway great episode as always, glad to see Lou Fernandez back especially.

[Lemon]

Would James Joyce have become a butt-ghost?

If ghosts were real, James Joyce would absolutely be a butt ghost. He'd crawl into the lower intestines of well-bred English women, encourage them to fart, and then moan in extacy, which would cause another fart.

[Duster]

All I could think about this whole episode was that crazy chick who had astral sex with, married, and had astral children with Link. And wrote a fanfic over 100 pages long of shit she claimed she did with Link in their astral life.

Why yes this is on the internet for your reading pleasure. Hope you didn't eat.