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What's your favorite Simple Machine?

Lever
13 (17.1%)
Wheel & Axle
3 (3.9%)
Pulley
13 (17.1%)
Inclined Plane
7 (9.2%)
Wedge
9 (11.8%)
Screw
6 (7.9%)
Dragon Dildo
25 (32.9%)

Total Members Voted: 76

Topic: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?  (Read 2881 times)

Jimmyfranks

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POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« on: February 01, 2013, 06:11:57 pm »
Have fun voting guys!

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2013, 02:54:36 pm »
I would like a pulley. Someone give me a pulley.

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2013, 01:01:03 am »
Because it's included with the Dragon Dildo.

As is the pulley, in case lodging occurs.

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2013, 01:32:50 am »
Wheel and axle. There is nothing as sexy as the sound of an ill lubricated axle squeaking from pressure. Oh yeah. That's good.

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2013, 02:09:40 am »
I suppose the "dragon dildo" can also substitute for the "lever" if it's of sufficient size.

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2013, 02:48:34 pm »
I suppose the "dragon dildo" can also substitute for the "lever" if it's of sufficient size.

Fan fiction prompt - dragon dildo lever.
Go!

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2013, 03:39:19 pm »
Inclined plane bitches! How else am I supposed to win against all these battle bots?

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POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2018, 11:42:38 am »
lever lovers unite!

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2018, 12:03:51 pm »
I suppose the "dragon dildo" can also substitute for the "lever" if it's of sufficient size.

Would it be more of a wedge?
Shell Game

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POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2018, 05:52:06 pm »
"Give me a place to stand and a dragon dildo and I will move the whole world. - Archimedes
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POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2018, 04:39:32 pm »
I voted for the pulley! It's pulley-ing ahead ever so slowly!! Haha! Come on, pulley this one through, guys!!
Shell Game bubbleuj

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POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2018, 08:53:33 pm »
screw crew represent

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POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2018, 06:52:24 pm »
I would like to get in a three page fight about pulleys vs levers. TIA

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POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2018, 12:53:46 pm »
I would like to get in a three page fight about pulleys vs levers. TIA

https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1.0  There you go.  Get old school with it.