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Topic: Porn Poems  (Read 42600 times)

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Porn Poems #45
i ask her if she wants to come smoke with me on her balcony.
when i ask her when she started smoking she avoids the question.
earlier that afternoon she dealt us
the three of swords
which portends the end of her relationship

we smoke in silence
wearing one shirt between the two of us
and i blow smoke in her hair
because she says she likes that.

i know what else she likes,
pull the hair just so, from the scalp
and like prometheus (the god of cigarettes)
il faut nous imaginer heureux
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Porn Poems #46
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Porn Poems #47
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Porn Poems #48
do you want to go upstairs
i ask my roommate's girlfriend
and she says yes
when anyone should have said no
and then we don't
and when i kissed you that night
it tasted wrong
but not 'hot' wrong
just sickening

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Porn Poems #49
fuck me on the zamboni
de ice my asshole,
you pervy old rink guy
re-sluice my juices
and make sure the
electronics work just right
make those circles
around my clit
with your
zamboni
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Porn Poems #50
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Porn Poems #51
I obey your flag
For its fringe matches
Your sovereign waves of grain
Tread on me
Encase me in your cunt prison
The only authority I recognize
And respect
I give you my true name
And deposit within you
My intellectual property
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Porn Poems #52
Please wait
While I devise
An erotic poem
Based on the Charge of the Light Brigade
By Alfred Lord Tennyson, like all fPlus poems every line of this is longer than the last
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Porn Poems #53
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of breast
   Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, my dick!
Charge for the tits!” he said.
Into the valley of Breast
   Rode the six hundred.

Well here it is, it’s bad. That’s the last time I post drunk poetry on ballpit
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Porn Poems #54
Here's a classic one.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn-surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious porn-site of "hot chicks galore",
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
"Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server, "404."
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Porn Poems #55
the rain
pounds down onto the street
filling puddles and making things glassy smooth.
his cum
pounds down onto my tits
filling acne scars
and making loud wet splattering sounds
and the weather channel
says it'll last
all week
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Porn Poems #56
if Basho were to see my tits
unsheathed from a silk negligée
while the birds flew away from their perches
and revealed their nests
he would have never written another haiku again
the delicate grasses after rain are like my bosom
the ripples of water in the river are like my gajongajongs
and the snow-capped mountains are like my tits
and so on and so on
until everyone called Basho a hack
and he committed suicide
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Porn Poems #57
shall i compare your penis to a submarine
(yes)
stealthy submersible spear
armed with a personalized payload
jager-sucher (yeah-good-sucker)
personally inspected by the minister of defence
(and not found wanting)
and
full of sea men

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Porn Poems #58
dancing in infinite glory
our bodies embrace
from Erato to Terpsichore
and then I cum on her face
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Porn Poems #59
I follow her snail trail
to her nudibranch snatch
and my benthic dick
spews its ink in her pink
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