[They Might Be Giants voice] Bunnicula's Funicular
Lemon, April 30, 2024, 08:44:04 pm

I keep trying to figure out which TMBG song this is to the tune of, so that's my completely pointless thought of the last couple days
Antivehicular, May 02, 2024, 06:19:32 am

I simply crafted my own.

But i guess if i had to pick an official one to put it against it'd probably be Token Back to Brooklyn

Some of these had the same vibes as game descriptions in the old DS shop

I miss being on the internet. I miss stupid forum jokes and leet speak, all I have now is a steaming pile of shit consisting of porn, neo-nazism and capitalists trying to scam me off my money. Did I get old? Did I get jaded? Am I unable to feel the immense joy and presentness I once felt upon opening a favorite webpage to see what's new on there? Yes, absolutely. But I contend that my neural circuits have gone FUBAR not out of course but from a decade and a half of attempting in vain to extract joy from an internet that has increasingly become joyless to inhabit. The good people moved on and the bad people didn't. Worst of all, the boring people moved in. What a rotten piece of shit the world is. I am slitting the throat of a neopet every hour on the hour until my demands are met and the CEO of the internet makes a personal apology before pulling the plug.