The relationships ending were not directly related to the f plus shows, sadly, I just had two bad relationships that happened to be with people who did not enjoy the dramatic reenactions of Internet morons that the good people of the f plus provide. The stories are not fun sadly. Just passive aggression about me liking that ‘dumb show’ and/or me getting sloshed at the show and bad times happening on the way home. As happens.
As for the wife I will not even try. I am sufficiently superstitious now. Uh uh, f plus, you are not taking this from me, you questionably british-sounding sirens.