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Topic: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*  (Read 228675 times)

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I  might not be one of the more prolific posters on here but I want you to know that I love you all and that I'd take a bullet for each and every one of you.
Mr. Hunky Academia, June 28, 2019, 08:32:18 pm

Please Mr Academia, think of your students! Without a hunky professor, how will they make it out of bed in the morning!
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He'll take all the bullets and shrug them off with a flash of his shining teeth!
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I'd get it again but only as my only beer for the night
Like a porter that someone just spiked with vodka, yet without watering down the porter taste. Just added burn
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I want to be sober so I can be in my air conditioned car
Gonna use my streak freeze on Duolingo and forget about doing it now at the pub. I'm at 102 days I've earned it
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HI EVERYONE IT'S ME AGAIN

i've been through a lot the last couple years, but i really feel that y'all who make the community feel so... community-like? you've been something kinda special to me. I feel like I've found a fuckin' family in my extra credit cast/crew. seriously, the friends i've made thanks to this place i love to death, in a way i never thought possible before (blood relatives suck!) and i'm just so, so grateful for it all.

Wow it's so much easier to get me drunk... I like it!
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Hey you jerks! You're all great, and I'm better knowing you,!
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Hey you jerks! You're all great, and I'm better knowing you,!
Achilles' Heelies, June 29, 2019, 01:23:50 am
NOICE
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I'm Canadian and I've traveled down to Seattle to celebrate pride in July (Vancouver - my home) does not celebrate it in pride month because of dumb local history. Tonight I saw the dykes on bikes (excellent) and met several online friends and hung out in a park, and then I believe I accidentally and sexily wrecked a 5 year engagement by not even kissing a woman who seemed to be poly but also later appeared to be in an abusive relationship? She was  very drunk and I got her a glass of water when she fell down drunk. Not one to kiss and tell but having rather a long night of it {owned). But when I was looking for this hot redhead who grinded on me I met this woman from not only my (Canadian) city but my 5 neighbourhood who was a powerful and 5* romantic butch and is going to. Be my wife
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If yore LGBT+ (yes, you) you have to bulb this it's the rules. Let's hit a record!!  Xoxo chai 😘🎠💃
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I'm pretty sure I had like 2/3 of this bottle left, and now it's like...
Under 1/3? I dunno, but it's good and I don't want to try standing up.

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I'm pretty sure I had like 2/3 of this bottle left, and now it's like...
Under 1/3? I dunno, but it's good and I don't want to try standing up.
Mique, July 05, 2019, 08:58:10 pm

Bottle of what? That makes a difference.

I bought a bottle of Irish cream, a bottle of espresso liqueur, and a bottle of 100 proof vodka, and I'm turning the whole thing into frozen mudslides starting 15 minutes ago.
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Started out the evening with some Hendricks Midsummer; lightly floral with some orange peel. Great over ice, as it cuts some of the "alcohol" taste. I have enough for some with tonic, maybe that'll help. A solid try if you like your gin with a bit of a floral taste. Probably wouldn't add bitters.

...then I polished off the rest of the grapefruit vodka with some limeade and now I'm terribly drunk, which means I'm all lovelorn, which is a little gross and unhelpful, but whatever ride that shit through

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Having a third of a bottle of Irish cream, vodka, and espresso liqueur mixed into a very large mudslide is probably not the time to be reseasoning my wok but here I am.
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Where the hell is the last beer from the six pack. It was JUST RIGHT HERE.
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Where the hell is the last beer from the six pack. It was JUST RIGHT HERE.
chai tea latte, July 10, 2019, 12:57:12 am
it was under my pillow??
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