The effort put into some of these recipes is baffling.
Like, I get it. I get eating processed convenience food. I love cooking and try to eat healthy but sometimes I get home at eight in the evening, tired and pissy, and I don't want to spend an hour making something nice. But if you're going to actually spend the time at the grocery store buying ingredients and then in front of a stove making food, why wouldn't you buy and make... food? Why spend half an hour making chocolate ranch pepperoni splizzle-splashers when you could make food?