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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: count_actuala on January 06, 2014, 08:51:56 pm

Title: Liebot, what is the grossest thing?
Post by: count_actuala on January 06, 2014, 08:51:56 pm
A mumbly mouthed nerd with a cold reading porn aloud with zero inflection and wet smacking sounds.
Title: Liebot, what is the grossest thing?
Post by: Acierocolotl on January 06, 2014, 10:10:01 pm
Hey, glad you tuned in to my radio show.
Title: Liebot, what is the grossest thing?
Post by: 🍆 on January 06, 2014, 10:48:52 pm
I honestly thought this was gonna be Achewood porn.
Title: Liebot, what is the grossest thing?
Post by: count_actuala on January 06, 2014, 11:19:04 pm
Sex with a condom
iliketopooponmyfellowhumanbeingsforeroticreasons, January 06, 2014, 10:29:07 pm
You have to put the condom in something first.
Title: Liebot, what is the grossest thing?
Post by: Odd on January 11, 2014, 04:52:56 am
This could have gone to Internet.txt but I am always tempted by questions like the name of this thread.
I think this is interestingly gross even if I would be reticent to call it the grossest thing.
Context is entirely unnecessary.

    >Raised by mad scientist obsessed with his work
    >Never got the talk
    >Thought she was dying after her first period
    >Never really learned how to wash down there
    >Thinks her yeast infection is the natural state of things
    >Constant itching has plagued her for years
    >You know you could tell her the truth
    >You could fix this, and make everything better
    >But you love stinky infected Ryuuko
    >You love her feta cheese
    >You love how she needs you to itch her
    >You spear that puss pussy every night like lancing a boil
    >Something bleeds every time, like she's your beautiful virgin
    >More than sex, you cure her of the itching for a brief respite
    >Slamming balls deep in the slimy ichor constantly exuding from her swollen, chapped lips
    >You cum inside, of course; the infections are so deeply rooted at this point you know she's infertile
    >She doesn't, she thinks she's normal
    >Blushing deeply as you cream her cheese, chiding you about not being ready to be a mother
    >Her rotten vagina, infected to the womb with fuzzy mold, will never grow anything but spores
    >You wipe the black scab flakes and pink yellow puss cum off
    >You fall asleep idly scratching the puss pot, her head lightly resting on your chest
    >Snoring, the little tart
Title: Liebot, what is the grossest thing?
Post by: chai tea latte on January 11, 2014, 05:27:47 am
jesus christ it's three am and i'm reaching for my wine
Title: Liebot, what is the grossest thing?
Post by: count_actuala on January 11, 2014, 01:26:39 pm
That guy's gonna wind up with a mad yeast infection in his peehole.
Title: Liebot, what is the grossest thing?
Post by: NutshellGulag on January 11, 2014, 03:25:41 pm
Didn't you post the brony version of that a while back. Also, DAMMIT ODD.
Title: Liebot, what is the grossest thing?
Post by: Odd on January 11, 2014, 06:30:22 pm
Did I?
There's a lot of yeast infection erotica to choose from but it could be a generic copypasta.
But it is still a valid answer. And you are welcome.

That guy's gonna wind up with a mad yeast infection in his peehole.
THE TRUE JUICE, January 11, 2014, 01:26:39 pm
That story made me feel goosebumps in my urethra, no joke.
Title: Liebot, what is the grossest thing?
Post by: Yossarian on January 11, 2014, 08:21:21 pm
It is a copypasta I've seen variations of it before. It manages disturb me anew every time.