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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: count_actuala on January 06, 2014, 08:51:56 pm
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A mumbly mouthed nerd with a cold reading porn aloud with zero inflection and wet smacking sounds.
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Hey, glad you tuned in to my radio show.
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I honestly thought this was gonna be Achewood porn.
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Sex with a condom
iliketopooponmyfellowhumanbeingsforeroticreasons, January 06, 2014, 10:29:07 pm
You have to put the condom in something first.
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This could have gone to Internet.txt but I am always tempted by questions like the name of this thread.
I think this is interestingly gross even if I would be reticent to call it the grossest thing.
Context is entirely unnecessary.
>Raised by mad scientist obsessed with his work
>Never got the talk
>Thought she was dying after her first period
>Never really learned how to wash down there
>Thinks her yeast infection is the natural state of things
>Constant itching has plagued her for years
>You know you could tell her the truth
>You could fix this, and make everything better
>But you love stinky infected Ryuuko
>You love her feta cheese
>You love how she needs you to itch her
>You spear that puss pussy every night like lancing a boil
>Something bleeds every time, like she's your beautiful virgin
>More than sex, you cure her of the itching for a brief respite
>Slamming balls deep in the slimy ichor constantly exuding from her swollen, chapped lips
>You cum inside, of course; the infections are so deeply rooted at this point you know she's infertile
>She doesn't, she thinks she's normal
>Blushing deeply as you cream her cheese, chiding you about not being ready to be a mother
>Her rotten vagina, infected to the womb with fuzzy mold, will never grow anything but spores
>You wipe the black scab flakes and pink yellow puss cum off
>You fall asleep idly scratching the puss pot, her head lightly resting on your chest
>Snoring, the little tart
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jesus christ it's three am and i'm reaching for my wine
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That guy's gonna wind up with a mad yeast infection in his peehole.
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Didn't you post the brony version of that a while back. Also, DAMMIT ODD.
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Did I?
There's a lot of yeast infection erotica to choose from but it could be a generic copypasta.
But it is still a valid answer. And you are welcome.
That guy's gonna wind up with a mad yeast infection in his peehole.
THE TRUE JUICE, January 11, 2014, 01:26:39 pm
That story made me feel goosebumps in my urethra, no joke.
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It is a copypasta I've seen variations of it before. It manages disturb me anew every time.