Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

do you ever make a post and then go "there's no way i thought of that myself, i wish i knew where my brain stole it from"?

[A Meat]

thirsty for water, suffer from heatstroke
thirsty for sex, suffer from heat, stroke

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

the "pay it forward" of the internet is "repost the image with a lower jpeg compression than the one you found it with"

[A Meat]

Ursula K. Le Guin abbreviates to UKLG, and the internet has poisoned by brain so United Kingdom/Little Girl is just a thing that my brain conjures as what it means

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Why do they always stop at two birds? Give me some uranium and I'll do the entire aviary.

[A Meat]

"lives in my head rent free" is a weird saying, why would I be a landlord inside my own head

[Ragnarok Boobies]

Do you think there will be any families where someone’s Steam library will be handed down through multiple generations, provided Steam stays afloat that long?

[A Meat]

haven't had a particularly stupid thought in a while, I'm starting to get concerned

[organburner]

Ok so what we do is we take all these broken, unsalvageable computers, make them look functional and pretty and set them up in a room to look like a office of computer class or whatever, right?

Then we charge IT people for some "alone time" in that room with a sledgehammer.

[A Meat]

the grapes of wrath should have been part of a series about fruits of deadly sins, give me the figs of pride, the cherries of lust, the apples of greed, the lemons of envy, the bananas of sloth and the watermelons of gluttony

[A Meat]

A CEO's skillset is the exact same as a scammer's

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

More bloods members wasted in this week's suck-u-by. This city has had enough of glans violence.

[A Meat]

it's anti-monarchist to say "kill the queen" but "slay queen" is fine

[organburner]

If I can completely invent a guy, can I then also become the guy I invented?

[ikaribattousai]

Half-track El Camino