Favorite movies: Salò, Serbian Film, In A Glass Cage
Favorite music: Scooter, the glee covers and Rage
Against The Machine.
Do I drink: I am thirty years clean.
Do I smoke: Mostly jerky and ribs.
My dislikes are: A lady that fibs.
What I am looking for in a woman: It depends...
We should have sex but also be friends.
What you should know about me: My plushie collection
may precede you in terms of apparent affection
but don't fret. Sexual stuff: I am very vanilla.
The lights must be off or I sweat and I feel a
kind of stage fright and I retract in my shell.
Inspirational Quote: "Life must be hell
without a nice lady to cook you supper
and it's super nice if you get to fuck 'er!"
Ahem, I hope you like me and my profile
we may not get along at first, but will, after awhile.
Reformed felons are a thing that exists
Even naughty ones make the nice list
if a Miss Santa is there to correct them,
Give them forehead kisses, accept them
AND NEVER EVER TELL LIES
IF SHE DOES THAT MISS SANTA SOON DIES
in terms of my interest towards her.
If you like me then give me a fir
m yes then we'll get it all started.
[picture of a guy with a shirt that says "Who Farted?"]