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Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: Lemon on September 30, 2021, 03:19:18 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/fJzLedy.png) (https://thefpl.us/episode/360)
Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: izzy on October 01, 2021, 04:02:37 am
I learned that if your real kids don't talk to you anymore, you can make newer, better children through the power of imagination!
Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: Cradicus on October 01, 2021, 04:41:02 am
The first to come first appeared in the sky in March 1997, so Hale-Bop? Is this a Heavens Gate off shoot?
Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: Skeeps on October 01, 2021, 06:00:41 am
Wearing my ThoughtScreen helmet in order to skip out on my starchild support payments
Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 02, 2021, 02:13:20 am
I now know what new age mom trip reports sound like.
Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: VerifiedFailure on October 02, 2021, 11:50:19 am
Man UFO religions and adjacent beliefs are fantastic, how do you guys dig up this content

Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: Spooks on October 02, 2021, 12:21:02 pm
I never thought the Soda Poppers from Sam & Max would star in an F+ episode, but here we are.
Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: A Meat on October 02, 2021, 01:13:09 pm
I never thought the Soda Poppers from Sam & Max would star in an F+ episode, but here we are.
Besides the kids looking like the Soda Poppers, this might actually be Hugh Bliss's website, the recipes are about creating weirdly layered foods that bacteria can grow in
Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on October 02, 2021, 09:21:01 pm
Boots made that Dr. Bashir joke a light-year ahead of Dijon.
Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: adrenochrome dome on October 04, 2021, 10:18:27 am
Boots made that Dr. Bashir joke a light-year ahead of Dijon.

It makes sense because you can take a shorter path to make the joke if you're fast enough to go through the Maw.
Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: Captain Fargle on October 04, 2021, 04:21:31 pm
I hate myself for this but when they were talking about star child names and said "Lily Luna" I nearly yelled, out loud, "Wait a minute! That's just what Harry Potter named his kid!"

...

Do I get a special Kumquat Medal or something for that?
Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: sea hag on October 04, 2021, 04:58:27 pm
I hate myself for this but when they were talking about star child names and said "Lily Luna" I nearly yelled, out loud, "Wait a minute! That's just what Harry Potter named his kid!"

...

Do I get a special Kumquat Medal or something for that?

You get a dark, empty pit in your soul.
Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: Smallest Sasquatch on October 04, 2021, 09:18:54 pm
Man UFO religions and adjacent beliefs are fantastic, how do you guys dig up this content

I dunno, it's just when I see something crazy on the internet I follow links to crazier and crazier content until I strike gold. 

Although... It probably helps that my childhood was full of this new age bullshit.  Not quite as out there as starchildren, but pretty damn close.  By the time I was 12 I had had an aura reading at a psychic institute, had my complete astrological star chart done, browsed alien conspiracy websites, participated in a smudging ritual for the solstice, was gifted multiple tarot decks and dreamcatchers, and had even tried to develop my latent telekinetic abilities (it turns out I can't move objects with my mind).  Thanks mom.  Our family tried the raw food thing for a while too.  I remember eating a lot of terrible carob and avocado "fudge" for dessert.  And she even got me a slice of raw "pizza" at the New Living Expo that was probably made with the same recipe Bridget uses!  Needless to say, I quickly became a skeptic after a certain point.
Title: 360: All My Starchildren
Post by: VerifiedFailure on October 04, 2021, 10:54:39 pm
Wow that’s quite the new age experience, I hope it was interesting rather than miserable.  My family skirted the edge of new age stuff but I never realized how deep those beliefs go until I got older and started looking for weird stuff online.