205: Altered Creeps

[EYE OF ZA]

The limericks just make me want an all-fetish-poetry episode more and more

[sincerelyest]

200 episodes in and finally finally the ReBoot references I've been sitting here waiting for.

That nonstop laughter wasn't bad either.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I'm not surprised at all by the amount of stuff that got cut. Leafing through the doc after it was recorded it was more and more apparent to me 80% of it was either too gross or infuriating to read out loud. The worst is I'm not even sure it's a failing entirely on my part.  I don't know if any amount of trimming down and story selection could redeem the TSA. It is a dense archive of fiction, one chock full of 50 page stories written in awful, convoluted, stilted writing where nothing happens until "and then I was a cat". Its worst stories, the ones that ended up in the doc, are also its best. That's not to say I regret submitting the subject, it's still a super weird site and it does make for a great episode where a listener can go "Huh? What? So you jerk off to this? Statues?" Props to you guys for soldiering through and making it work.

The most confounding thing is that, by and large, the TSA is not an erotic archive. For every explicit story there's five others of capt. Kirk just turning into a parakeet. I guess what most surprised me isn't that somebody would write a story about their telepathic dog transforming them into their dog-wife by way of intercourse (because of course they'd write that), it's the sheer amount of time some of these people spent, pouring buckets of unfiltered prose in this collective archive. I honestly don't know, man, 90's nerds.
All in all,

[memorylikeasieve]

If it makes you feel better, I recognized the Gremlins theme.

So did I.

[JT]

There's a link at the end of the doc.

Don't click it.

I did, and it was a mistake.

I wish I had followed this advice.

[A Meat]

There's a link at the end of the doc.

Don't click it.

I did, and it was a mistake.

I wish I had followed this advice.

I was kind of expecting that thing where Fox from star fox turns into a dinosaur dick? or something, but it wasn't, it's something else, more horrifying.

[Gyro]

The limericks just make me want an all-fetish-poetry episode more and more

So you want to fucking suffer, is that it? Are you just saying you're a masochist here?

[Sherman Tank]

Bunnybread for episode MVP.

[Aljonso]

There's a link at the end of the doc.

Don't click it.

I did, and it was a mistake.

I wish I had followed this advice.

I was kind of expecting that thing where Fox from star fox turns into a dinosaur dick? or something, but it wasn't, it's something else, more horrifying.

Update: I tried to go to sleep last night and had actually fucking nightmares from the stuff behind that link. I know that this is a site that thrives on morbid curiosity, but I'm begging you all, please make an exception.

As for JT and A Meat, I'm sorry you two had to see that.

[Curious Robot]

There's a link at the end of the doc.

Don't click it.

I did, and it was a mistake.

I wish I had followed this advice.

I was kind of expecting that thing where Fox from star fox turns into a dinosaur dick? or something, but it wasn't, it's something else, more horrifying.

Update: I tried to go to sleep last night and had actually fucking nightmares from the stuff behind that link. I know that this is a site that thrives on morbid curiosity, but I'm begging you all, please make an exception.

As for JT and A Meat, I'm sorry you two had to see that.

I might have just clicked on it. Your case against clicking it was just so compelling that I kinda had to.

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[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

That feeling when you click the link

[Curious Robot]

That feeling when you click the link

"I have seen the dark universe yawning,
Where the black planets roll without aim;
Where they roll in their horror unheeded,
without knowledge or lustre or name."

Even ol' Howard Phillips wouldn't have been prepared for that.

[opi]

Even ol' Howard Phillips wouldn't have been prepared for that.

This might be one of the worst way of baiting me into clicking the link. The worst, because it may actually work!

[A Meat]

It's like the fifth worst thing I've seen the past month! If that's not a ringing endorsement, I don't know what is.

[montrith]

My career in Internet awful started when I found CYOC archive.

That is all.