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Topic: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole  (Read 16286 times)

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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #15
So I'm takin' a shit in the locker room and I calls out to these two fuckhead hockey players to stop sucking each other's cocks, and then told them I fucked their moms individually and that they're moms fought over me. AITA?
🧛‍♀️📘, April 23, 2019, 04:01:05 pm
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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #16
So I'm takin' a shit in the locker room and I calls out to these two fuckhead hockey players to stop sucking each other's cocks, and then told them I fucked their moms individually and that they're moms fought over me. AITA?
🧛‍♀️📘, April 23, 2019, 04:01:05 pm

Fuck you, Shoresy.
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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #17
Another wonderful cross of two F+ subjects:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/bi8fxn/aita_for_giving_my_daughter_a_cheap_prepaid_phone/

Moral of the story: you should've dropped it in the toilet, dummy.

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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #19
The Iranian yogurt is not the problem, LINDA.


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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #20
i audibly gasped at "2100 cups of yogurt"

edit: i also gasped at everything after 2100 cups of yogurt as well
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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #21
I would read a novel about a guy amassing a collection of illegal yogurt.  I would read a series of novels about that.

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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #22
Also "Just deal with it for a little longer"
Until when? What was going to happen. What sort of international yogurt smuggling deal was he about to pull off?
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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #23
when this baby hits 2400 cups of yogurt you're going to see some serious shit
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Also "Just deal with it for a little longer"
Until when? What was going to happen. What sort of international yogurt smuggling deal was he about to pull off?
FinchChunk, May 07, 2019, 07:15:54 pm
I think he was working on constructing a new girlfriend out of semi-sentient dairy fungus.
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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #25
when this baby hits 2400 cups of yogurt you're going to see some serious shit
SATAN MILKSHAKE, May 07, 2019, 08:20:51 pm

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Also "Just deal with it for a little longer"
Until when? What was going to happen. What sort of international yogurt smuggling deal was he about to pull off?
FinchChunk, May 07, 2019, 07:15:54 pm

Basically this, but yogurt:

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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #27
Yes, you're right, Cuban yogurt is super illegal. Pack your bags, call the cops on your way to the train station, and don't look back.

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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #28
So the antifeminist little shit seemed to start off with some gangstalking seedlings. Was it just me? Maybe it was just me.

Also Bunnybread, the San Jose hockey team is the Sharks.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2019, 01:53:49 pm by Shell Game »

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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #29
Also Bunnybread, the San Jose hockey team is the Sharks.
Shell Game, May 16, 2019, 01:31:20 pm

Isn't that exactly what I said? 

Thanks?