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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1447076 times)

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This korean history book i'm reading for class has a short story that ends with "Those who heard this story were all deeply moved." which I found really funny because it's like a 12th century version of putting "this is so sad" at the bottom of a shitty deep fried meme
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I was at the store and wanted to see if they had a specific flavor of Mt. Dew in stock. They didn't, so I went on the Mt. Dew wiki and saw that it was a one-time promotion from last year with no plans of bringing it back this summer. I then realized that, at that momemt, I probably just underwent the saddest experience on planet Earth until some dipshit in France threw a glass of water in his waiter's face for joking about his artificially distressed Rick and Morty tshirt a few seconds later. Anyway, the human experience fucking sucks.

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Bitcoin continues to bleed, and it fills me with shadenfreude.  It's fluctuating a lot, because of course it is, but it's down to $7,104 as of right this minute, and the long-term trend-line appears to be down.
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there was graffiti near my house a couple of months ago that said "jeff is a big fat mess" and i feel like my life was better then
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nationalize the porn industry
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The humour in Rick and Morty is often referred to as "nihilist humour". This is because jokes and funny writing are meaningless to the creators and it will convince you God is dead.

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that's what happens when things catch on. people's interests and lives bleed into it and vice versa

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hetero sapiens?????
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Excuse me, "Happy Birthday"? Uuuum, actually, it's uh, my birthday's anniversary.
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me: it's finally starting to get warm at nights! I think i'll open up my windows and let some air in-
junebugs: you are never safe. you are never safe. there is only a thin screen between us. open your window if you are not a coward. open your window so i can crawl into your mouth and lay my eggs.
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The Columbia Pictures animated logo except she’s holding up her middle finger
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just saw a man in a suit with business gadgetry anxiously talking to himself frantically picking up his phone then putting it back down as he just stares at it in terror before finally pressing the button and putting the phone to his ear. as much as i actually kinda hate business fellas, it felt kinda good watching him experience a very familiar, recognizable habit. i felt his anxiousness, but also his humanity. sometimes it's nice to have a corny little moment i guess.

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Idea: the phrase ‘tryna catch these hands’ but it’s about intercessory prayer
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last night i had a dream that i was a writer for the simpsons and i made an episode about barney gumble named Scarney Gumble about how he used to sell cocaine but fell from grace in the criminal underworld and bart helps him get back his empire.
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is it furry racist to assume people with otter fursonas like to swim
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