161: A Miserable Pile of Secrets

[Lemon]

[Ambious]

15 minutes in.
Poor bingo game so far, but amusing nontheless.

[EYE OF ZA]

From the front page of the website:

The Headache Paradox: It is scientifically impossible to have a headache, seeing that there are no pain receptors in the brain. Yet we continue to search for answers to what causes a headache, because we all know that headaches do exist.

It looks exactly the way I assumed it would, too.

[Geremy Tibbles]

WHAT IS A MAN?

Sorry, I had to.

[BomberJacket]

When I heard about vampires drinking ketchup, I immediately thought of this abonimation.

[JonRG]

Real cool people shave their teeth.

[Muffinator]

Goddamit, I guess the Goth Moth got them.

[Nemo2342]

When I heard about vampires drinking ketchup, I immediately thought of this abonimation.

Thankfully, the first thing *I* thought of was:

[MyFaceBeHi]

Today I learnt that you shouldn't listen to The F Plus podcast whilst you have a migraine because now all I can think of is "ONE PODCAST! TWO PODCAST! AH! AH! AH!"

[Cat Planet]

I like that he is self aware enough to realise that people pretend to be vampires to attract attention, but not enough to realize that he is one of them.

[thesis]

I'll remember to blame all future bitchiness on being an energy vampire.

[A Meat]

So is the only true fact about vampires that they suck blood? Maybe these people are actually leeches.

[JamEngulfer]

There's another doc I did for this episode which contains a forum and some lovely poetry.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11PHMiITuO338HbLr6EjUQU4i5mikj5yNFmclhZxjkaA/

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

[KingKalamari]

Because there is never not an excuse to post this: