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Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Lemon on June 07, 2015, 08:52:11 pm: (http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Idris-Elba-filming-A-Hundred-Streets-August-2014.jpg)
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Mighty Dicktron on June 08, 2015, 01:05:01 am: HOW DO I REDUCE MY PANIC SIZE
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Digital Walnut on June 08, 2015, 03:39:34 am: HOW DO I REDUCE MY PANIC SIZE
Mighty Dicktron, June 08, 2015, 01:05:01 am
Penis is blood. Derease the size of the bloode vessels. Compresse the penis w. Your hand. Relaxze to decrease the blood flow and to decrease the vein size. Thats the basic way relaxze and compresse.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: A Meat on June 08, 2015, 04:12:53 am: Huh, I guess I was expecting more people humblebragging about their dick size and fewer people fetishizing huge dicks.

I wonder what's wrong with me.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Cheapskate on June 08, 2015, 05:30:06 am: Dodd-Frank doesn’t let you use masculine capital as collateral for a home loan any more.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: goombapolice on June 08, 2015, 08:49:55 am: "Boy that sure is a big wall of texts about dicks."

Fantastic episode. Love the ones where dudes are unhealthily obsessed about their/others dicks. That always brings gold.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Glitterbomber on June 08, 2015, 09:11:08 am: Came in expecting just lies, just constant lies about how everyone in that group has a huge hog, instead got hilarious cock obsession.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: goombapolice on June 08, 2015, 10:09:50 am: Boot's "flop flop flop" jack off sound effect had me in tears
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Cyberventurer on June 08, 2015, 10:58:07 am: I really wasn't expecting that anecdote of the guy getting his dick pimples popped by a doctor. Uuuugh.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: CaptainLaserPants on June 08, 2015, 11:23:12 am: Like the brony episode, this was one of the more upsetting episodes. I have to wonder how many people on that site are sex offenders.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 08, 2015, 03:35:21 pm: listening to this right now, and if Dr. Rock is in fact a reference to the ween song, I will be eternally grateful.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Puppy Time on June 08, 2015, 05:44:05 pm: 1) Nutshell and Bumpgrrl killin it in this one.

2) That penis-as-capital thing is the best thing.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on June 08, 2015, 06:53:19 pm: Why was this group of people so poor at spelling? Is all of the blood that should be in their brains instead in their giant schlongs? Or are their crazy semen supplement regimens ruining their brains? I mean, I am more bothered by the urinal exhibitionism and sexual harassment of doctors, but what the fuck? It seemed so much worse than usual.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Fanzay on June 08, 2015, 08:47:07 pm: Huh, I guess I was expecting more people humblebragging about their dick size and fewer people fetishizing huge dicks.

I wonder what's wrong with me.
A Meat, June 08, 2015, 04:12:53 am

Is that what you want?
Here: www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems

I may or may not have been working on a doc about this subreddit at some point.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Haruharuharuko on June 08, 2015, 09:05:39 pm: Never has this been more appropriate

Zardoz: The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Cat Planet on June 09, 2015, 01:01:49 am: 4chan is always ahead of everyone.

(http://i.imgur.com/aGA1Nza.png)
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: A Meat on June 09, 2015, 02:07:43 am: 4chan is always ahead of everyone.

(http://i.imgur.com/aGA1Nza.png)
Cat Planet, June 09, 2015, 01:01:49 am

Why would you want this? What's the point?
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Cat Planet on June 09, 2015, 02:21:35 am: Why would you want this? What's the point?
A Meat, June 09, 2015, 02:07:43 am

Maybe their girlfriend is really into... ha ha ha, who am I kidding. The just want to become a muscular, cum producing MONSTER.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Psammetichus on June 10, 2015, 07:26:05 am: Meanwhile... (http://gawker.com/retired-cop-escaped-murderer-is-armed-with-huge-penis-1709850021)

Retired Cop: Escaped Murderer Is Armed With Huge Penis

Another source, retired Detective David Bentley, who helped put away Matt for the 1997 murder of a North Tonawanda businessman, added, “When [Matt’s] cleaned up, he’s very handsome and, in all frankness, very well endowed. He gets girlfriends any place he goes.”
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: QueenSyreen on June 10, 2015, 01:55:12 pm: Why would you want this? What's the point?
A Meat, June 09, 2015, 02:07:43 am

Maybe their girlfriend is really into... ha ha ha, who am I kidding. The just want to become a muscular, cum producing MONSTER.
Cat Planet, June 09, 2015, 02:21:35 am

pretty much. i've seen an absurd number of internet people who seem really fucking into producing lots of cum, lots of their OWN cum, for reasons of personal satisfaction. it seems to be something compelling for both sexual reasons and 'i am a manly man, manliest man of all' reasons, so this didn't surprise me, but it still disappointed me. don't fuck up your body to become a sperm monster, dudes.

basically, i'm sorry to inform you that the point is boners as usual
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Down10 on June 10, 2015, 02:06:19 pm: Never underestimate the modern adult male's feelings of inadequacy. If that means gaining a giant boner and spooging a greater than average amount, in order to feel like a real big man, so be it.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: goombapolice on June 10, 2015, 02:08:42 pm: Why would you want this? What's the point?
A Meat, June 09, 2015, 02:07:43 am

Maybe their girlfriend is really into... ha ha ha, who am I kidding. The just want to become a muscular, cum producing MONSTER.
Cat Planet, June 09, 2015, 02:21:35 am

Hello new title.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: A Meat on June 10, 2015, 02:11:25 pm: Never underestimate the modern adult male's feelings of inadequacy. If that means gaining a giant boner and spooging a greater than average amount, in order to feel like a real big man, so be it.
Down10, June 10, 2015, 02:06:19 pm

Why can't they channel their feelings of inadequacy into some good for other people while still being cool and claimable under tax returns as being "manly".

Maybe combine that with their feelings of sexual inadequacy and learn how to give their partners better orgasms or something?

Then again, Machoism was never really about treating anybody else with any respect, so that probably will never happen.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: positive stress on June 10, 2015, 03:08:36 pm: Doctors HATE Him! This Simple Trick Discovered By A Minneapolis Single Guy Will Get Doctors To Let You Jerk Off In Their Office
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Lemon on June 10, 2015, 07:17:03 pm: Boots, please let me redistribute my bulb.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Boots Raingear on June 11, 2015, 07:34:00 am: Yeah, I guess it's time to do something about that.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: STOG on June 11, 2015, 10:05:33 am: "Oh hey, Lemon wants a picture for this episode. How about if I Google Image Search the entire Large Penis Support forums and see if anything funny comes up?"

(SUDDENLY: A UNIVERSE OF DICK PICS)
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 11, 2015, 04:07:13 pm: (SUDDENLY: A UNIVERSE OF DICK PICS)
STOG, June 11, 2015, 10:05:33 am

They should have sent a poet
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Sherman Tank on April 28, 2016, 02:27:23 am: This episode needs the "guys this totally happened" tag.
Title: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Post by: Nifty Nif on April 28, 2016, 08:56:27 am: There are so many underrated quotes in this episode.
Isfahan: I'm surprised I hadn't heard about this before...!

Boots: (RE: Lemon making an account on the LPSG forum) I don't belong here!

Penises are hilarious! [dick]