F Plus Quotes Thread

[Wrought]

"I can't wait until someone hacks the internet of things lightbulbs I've installed in my apartment during our fuck party so I can be single-handedly responsible for bringing down Bahrain's entire economy." -STOG, 254

[Wrought]

Help me, quotes thread: Which episode was it where Lemon told Boots to read something to the tune of Never Met A Girl Like You Before and what was it he read?

[Liatai]

I don't remember exactly, but to give other people a potential lead? I'm pretty sure it was about women farting. I remember it mainly because it misspelled "discrete" as something like "dicrete." Maybe in the Girls Ask Guys episode?

[Sherman Tank]

I think it was the Question.com episode.

[Liatai]

We have a winner! Question.com episode (234), around 11 minutes and 45 seconds in. :D

"You never heard any girl woman before, because they're much more dicreet. Why not start going in the men's room, when you need to?"

[Wrought]

Thank you, what an instant classic.

[Neal]

puuuudgy belllllly

[Ambious]

What I'm looking for: Treat me right and no nut in my butt

[Sherman Tank]

I'm looking for a woman who would like to cut off my pee-pee and balls.

[sambair]

"Adonis eats tampons!"

[SHAMBA~1.SBB]

(about My Little Dashie)

"Oh, good!  A pack mule for all my baggage!"

[EYE OF ZA]

"I dunno, I've heard it's gay if the decks touch."

[Ambious]

"I'm looking at a picture of a falcon sucking a rabbit's dick".
– Lemon

[Shigan]

Portaxx: So it's like Iron Chef, only it's Iron Ring-Through-Your-Pussy.
Lemon: Fukui-san! Her tits are very large!
Zarla: Oh wow... They are very large...
Lemon: Oh, it seems like you really like big tits!
Boots: Why yes, Ohta, it seems like she's pierced her nipples with a celtic rune!
Zarla: Celtic runes are so pretty...

some wonderful impressions from episode 49

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

"It makes the baby fill good" (Ask for Michael!) has fast become my favorite misspelling to repeat in my head if I want to make myself laugh fast. It's even better than the "We'll never show anyone the hole picture", I tell you. Give it a try.