A Retrospective: Favorite Bits.

[strifeheart]

The two fat voices meeting in episode #74.

yeeeesss

STOG as Garfield singing Lover and Fighter Man is one of the best things ever to be recorded for The F Plus and I relisten to it a lot.

yyyyeeeeeesssssss

[Sherman Tank]

The "pastoral ministries" dude's profile that was interrupted by a gunshot sound in #140. Also Mars Maggie from the same episode.

Isfahan reading that ridiculously badly-written breast inflation story from #88.

How to Perform a Courtesy Pee from #52 and How to Make Fears of Upstairs Better from #177.

Adam's British Dog accent from #182.

[Fatty Bo Batty]

"Maggot Faggot" from the dickbugs episode.

Wimjobs.

The angry gay kind of sex/fight story from the cockrub warriors episode.

Aaron Tank

The Bigfoot letter from the Joan Ocean Episode.

And one of Adonis' escapades, just to bring things full circle.

[Cyberventurer]

I think my absolute favorite moment was the reading of that old French story about a giant's son discussing the various items he used to wipe his ass until he fell in love with using a goose's neck.

[Digital Walnut]

I think all of our lives are better after learning how to increase sex power.

*eats a handful of chuknedr*

[EYE OF ZA]

Episodes that seem to morph into something else in the middle of the episode, a la audiophiles -> Patrick82, Dozerfleet insanity -> different Dozerfleet insanity, Mythbusters -> Conquistadogs, and even legaladvice -> dragondrawings

[memorylikeasieve]

Seconding the Bigfoot letter vote.  Also, BANANA FOREST.

[Lady Frenzy]

stuff

I accidentally bulbed this post while scrolling down the page but they are all good suggestions.

Another classic reading: TITANIUM TEETH

[A Meat]

Can't it just be two hours of reading Wikihow titles?

[Shigan]

Bad poetry. My favorite bits are probably from ep #155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence, especially Lou's reading and everything from Space of Joyce dot tripod dot com.

Edit: This episode was pretty great in general, so here's some other highlights:

"Your down-ness is too high! Lower your down-ness!"
"First of all, no one is a 'gay' on earth." + all the other gay stuff
Fish and chips
"They arrive as light and are invisible to the mind... Help me."
Alien orgy bit
Guy is made into an expert sex-haver  after being probed

[Positronic]

Patrick82 will forever be one of my favorites--particularly everything he says in 'Question About Eggs'  and Boots' reading of the chat log.

Seconding everything said about the Hans Von Hozel/ShakespeareHemmingway episode. STOG's Garfield voice is perfect.

Aaand the "WHAT TIME IS IT IN AMERICA?" part of the eHelp episode always makes me laugh.

[Aljonso]

My Top Five (in no real order):

- MudkipLover's eternal tree wedgie marriage.
- Rhyming Jesus with Reese's Pieces.
- Mario and Yoshi voices on Kenny Rogers songs.
- BBoy360's go-away cards.
- "I am cum golem, but I also have long hair on men"

[Achilles' Heelies]

Bboy360 is probably my favorite Fplus subject of all time. Using cheevos  (gamerscore) to pick up ladies in the club is the highlight of that episode. Also, Bunnybread's riff about the giant stoner in that episode is very solid.

[Kaleidoscope]

Giggling Portaxx: "It looks like poo poo!"

YES, absolutely!

Also, it's pretty recent, but I love Adam Bozarth's "dog brain" reading from the hypnosis episode.

That line always makes me giggle

[goombapolice]

The Loki Wives episode: "There's an ass in my wife's cock in the driveway!"

The evolution of the pronunciation of "magick" being hated to a defacto Fplus standard

The wimjobs weading

Snakes in the ballpit.

WorkJerk's dilemma

Frank West's reading from Fplus live that put him on a watchlist.

Stog's PARTY PARTY PARTY song

Whenever Portaxx gets mad about animal anatomy/people saying things wrong about animals