That actually made me sad. We live in a world where a story about a happy little barrage balloon - probably the most innocent possible image from World War II, anthropomorphized in the most charmingly childlike way - has to be viewed through some twisted, sexual lens.
By "we", I of course mean "we F+ fans", and by "a world", I mean "an insane rabbit hole that we have been deliberately spelunking for years and years".