Sup, Baby? How you doin' on this fine day? My name's Vincenzo Stog and I am weird on the internet.
Why aren't you grabbing my junk and pulling me into a nearby restroom? I normally don't get a whole three sentences out before that happens!
What, do I have to learn about you or something? Jesus, fine. Ok, is Jack short for Jacqueline or do you prefer Jackie or -Fuck this I've lost interest I'm gonna go grab that chick at the pretzel place.
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