Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Dr. Buttplug]

The Ouya is my favorite console because it's the only one that develops a patina over time.

[GirlKisser420]

fuck whoever keeps doing Extended versions of video game songs on youtube

[A Meat]

The word kitten should finally be phased out in favor of kitty

[krytton]

The word kitten should finally be phased out in favor of kitty

these are the words of someone who doesnt regularly refer to their pets as "kitten cat"

[A Meat]

Shitman, a stealth game where you have to successfully place a turd somewhere without being caught or seen

[cat_examiner]

Shitman, a stealth game where you have to successfully place a turd somewhere without being caught or seen

hard mode == no hands
ultraviolence == must acquire a turd first

[Carbon]

Skilleton. A skeleton that's good at one thing. We all know that skeleton.

[GirlKisser420]

It would kick ass to die heroically on a medieval battlefield

[A Meat]

It would kick ass to die heroically on a medieval battlefield

heroically slain by cholera

[Carbon]

It would kick ass to die heroically on a medieval battlefield

heroically slain by cholera

Getting deja vu over this post. Is there an award for bringing up disease the most anytime anyone mentions the very specific subject of dying in war

[A Meat]

It would kick ass to die heroically on a medieval battlefield

heroically slain by cholera

Getting deja vu over this post. Is there an award for bringing up disease the most anytime anyone mentions the very specific subject of dying in war

my great-great-grandfather died that way in WW1, although it wasn't cholera, but it still counts as far as statistics are concerned

[GirlKisser420]

I know everyone says if you were alive in the Middle Ages you’d be a peasant or die of the plague but not me, I’d be a cool knight and die duelling a lion to save a princess.

[sambair]

I'd be a monk and draw elaborate dicks in the margins of illuminated manuscripts.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I'd be left to die in the woods when I didn't learn to walk on time.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

I'd do medieval Jackass™ (Court Jester shit)